> This is wrong on so many levels.

Fine. Tell me the testable, falsifiable theory or theories that define psychology. There are scientists in psychology, and they publish scientific papers, but this cannot by itself turn psychology into a science.

If I publish an astrology paper, one that meets all the requirements for a scientific paper, have I made astrology a science? No? Why not?

Since your claim is that psychology is a science, show me the evidence that prevents psychologists from practicing Recovered Memory Therapy. In fact there is no such evidence, and psychologists are free to practice Recovered Memory Therapy. The only difference from the 1990s is that courts of law have ruled that they will no longer hear cases in which recovered memories are the primary evidence. In other words, the social corrections made to prevent further injustices took place outside the field.

> Read this article. It's a model that makes testable predictions about cognition.

"Testable predictions"? False. There are no subjects, no measurements, no control group, and no quantitative statistics.

And you certainly chose a typical psychology paper. It's a description, not a testable explanation, and there is no basis for falsification. And it won't be replicated, for a number of reasons, including that it is not science, it is philosophy.

> It's one of tens of thousands.

Yes, I know. I read them all the time. I can't believe what psychologists thinks represents science.

> Discussing p-values as if smaller p-values == better science is incorrect ...

A typical psychology claim, and false in general. Meanwhile, in the world of science, physicists avoided making any kind of claim about the Higgs Boson until they achieved a p-value of 5 Sigma, or 3×10-7, or about 1 in 3.5 million.

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/07/17/...

As to the p-values typical in psychological work (i.e. .01 to .05), this is what scientists have to say about it:

http://www.indiana.edu/~kruschke/articles/Kruschke2011PoPSco... (warning: PDF)

Quote: "Despite its routine use, NHST has many deep problems
(as will be described later), and psychologists are transitioning away from NHST to Bayesian data analysis."

On that basis, before you try to lecture people on the role of p-values in psychology, perhaps you should become aware that the standard is being abandoned for cause.

Another reference:

http://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~maccoun/PP279_Cohen1.pdf (warning: PDF)

Abstract: "After 4 decades of severe criticism, the ritual of null hypothesis significance testing (mechanical dichotomous decisions around a sacred .05 criterion) still persists. This article reviews the problems with this practice, including near universal misinterpretation of p as the probability that H₀ is false, the misinterpretation that its complement is the probability of successful replication, and the mistaken assumption that if one rejects H₀ one thereby affirms the theory that led to the test. Exploratory data analysis and the use of graphic methods, a steady improvement in and a movement toward standardization in measurement, an emphasis on estimating effect sizes using confidence intervals, and the informed use of available statistical methods are suggested. For generalization, psychologists must finally rely, as has been done in all the older sciences, on replication."

Needless to say, in psychology, replication is still nearly unheard of.

Another reference:

http://www.nature.com/news/nobel-laureate-challenges-psychol...

Title: "Nobel laureate challenges psychologists to clean up their act"

Quote: "Nobel prize-winner Daniel Kahneman has issued a strongly worded call to one group of psychologists to restore the credibility of their field by creating a replication ring to check each others' results. ... 'For all these reasons, right or wrong, your field is now the poster child for doubts about the integrity of psychological research,' Kahneman writes. 'I believe that you should collectively do something about this mess.'"

It seems the psychologists to which Kahneman addressed this call to action, have not acted.

> The problem with comparing p-values between psychology and particle physics is statistical.

Now you're making my points for me, and it's not the first time this has happened. The experimental groups in psychology are too small for the prevailing statistical methods to produce anything but conjecture, as the above article shows, and as you point out:

> In psychology, there may be 2 groups of 30 participants being examined with a crucial manipulation. So there's ONE Fisher-type statistical comparison with a relatively few degrees of freedom (because there aren't millions of subjects)

Yep. It's not science, it's anecdote. And the plural of anecdote is not data. Replication would help, but that's an unrealistic expectation.

> Psychology uses indirect measurements of cognitive/behavioural phenomena just like particle physicists. [emphasis added]

Perfect nonsense. Physicists study nature. Psychologists study the mind. The mind is not an organ, it is a philosophical abstraction.

Prove me wrong. Provide a link to a photograph of Asperger Syndrome. Or to a sensitive scale in the act of weighing pathological narcissism (which should weigh more than the everyday kind).

> Did Einstein travel the speed of light?

You are obviously unaware of the copious, repeatable, falsifiable evidence that supports modern physics. And biology, and geology, and medicine.

In case you think I'm psychology's only critic, here is what the sitting director of the NIMH recently had to say about it in Scientific American:

Source: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=faulty-circ...

Quote: "In most areas of medicine, doctors have historically tried to glean something about the underlying cause of a patient’s illness before figuring out a treatment that addresses the source of the problem. When it came to mental or behavioral disorders in the past, however, no physical cause was detectable so the problem was long assumed by doctors to be solely “mental,” and psychological therapies followed suit.

Today scientific approaches based on modern biology, neuroscience and genomics are replacing nearly a century of purely psychological theories, yielding new approaches to the treatment of mental illnesses." [emphasis added]

Couldn't have said it better myself.