They're not smart to do in python. Monads are an expressive, simple pattern of coding that can be type-checked. In dynamic languages it'll just look like a lot of unnecessary line noise. In HM type systems it's a great way to help you pass contexts around in a way lets you focus on your values.

But if you just want to speak Python, let me try to translate.

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As a motivation for monads in Python, we're going to try to make "total" Python. To do so, we have to eschew execptions. This means we'll write stuff like

def mypop(l):
if len(l) > 0:
return l.pop()
else:
return None

which, if we pass it a list of numbers, is guaranteed to return either a number or None---I've sidestepped the empty list exception. Now let's say I want to compose this function. For instance, my list of numbers is a list of bids and I have a function where I can try buying something with my bid.

def buy(tendered):
effective = tendered*1.2 # there's a discount!
if market_open():
if effective > 60:
return True
else:
return False
else:
return None

So I believe that buy takes numbers and returns Booleans, so I might think that

def trybuy(l): return buy(mypop(l))

takes lists of numbers and returns a boolean as to whether I've bought it. Of course, I have to be smart enough not to send in an empty list otherwise the discount in 'buy' will cause an error. I also have to be sure that if I try buying on days the market is closed to handle the 'None'. In Haskell, we'd write these constraints into the types and values using a Maybe type.

Here's a Pythonic Maybe type (kind of not pythonic though with the magic sentinel value, but we don't want to be able to sneak 'None's in).

class Maybe(object):

__sentinel__ = object()

def __init__(self, obj = __sentinel__):
self.isNothing = False
if obj == self.__sentinel__:
self.isNothing = True
else:
self.just = obj

def just(x): return Maybe(x)
def nothing(x): return Maybe()

Now we can have 'mypop' and 'buy' to return Maybe types to cover the cases of empty lists and closed markets.

def mypop(l):
if len(l) > 0:
return just(l.pop())
else:
return nothing()

def buy(tendered):
effective = tendered*1.2 # there's a discount!
if market_open():
if effective > 60:
return just(True)
else:
return just(False)
else:
return nothing()

So now we've abstracted the 'None's out a bit. 'mypop(l)' is always a "Maybe(Bool)" and you can inspect it to determine what the case is like 'mypop(l).isNothing'. Of course, this isn't any different from using None's and checking with "x == None" except it's more explicit: if you forget that 'mypop' returns Maybes then your program will throw an error on every use... instead of just the ones where you could have gotten a None without noticing for a while. (This is where the "You Probably Already Invented Monads" idea comes from, btw.)

In Haskell we'd say that mypop has type

mypop :: [Float] -> Maybe Float

and buy has type

buy :: Float -> Maybe Bool

but this makes it harder to make 'trybuy :: [a] -> Maybe Bool' since buy doesn't accept Maybes. It's also pretty clear, though, that if we send in an empty list we shouldn't even attempt to buy anything (our paycheck hasn't come in yet), so let's write that as a failure mode.

def bind(maybe_something, maybe_process):
if maybe_something.isNothing:
return nothing()
else:
return maybe_process(maybe_something.just)

and now we can write trybuy such that it respects maybes with almost no additional noise

# trybuy :: [Float] -> Maybe Bool
def trybuy(l): return bind(mypop(l), buy)

The pattern we've captured here---the creation of lots of explicit context to help make functions more total and fail more quickly if you misuse them and the use of 'bind' to write functions that don't need to know about context on their input---is the Monad pattern. In Haskell, we recognize that many, many kinds of context are Monadic and thus can have default compositions programmed in. 'bind' is heavily overloaded and whenever you're writing code with context you use it often to compose functions without paying the complexity cost of routing that context around.

It's obviously not a really great Python pattern. This largely has to do with the fact that Python isn't terribly explicit about what's going on: you have to remember where exceptions and edge cases can fall out. In Haskell, we just use types to encode all of that into the documentation and the type checker ensures that we never mess up.