I actually didn't mention the Unix philosophy once in my comment, I just explained why the shell snippet you posted is the way it is. As far as I can tell, nobody in this thread's making long-winded ideological arguments about the Unix philosophy except you.

I think it's a perfectly reasonable assessment to think of shell scripts as a glue layer between more complex software. It does a few things well, including abstracting away stuff like pipelining software, navigating file systems, dispatching batch jobs, and exposing the same interface to scripts as you'd use to navigate a command line as a human, interactively.

> Maybe you don't think YOUR shell scripts have to be fast, or easy to write, read, and maintain, or perform simple arithmetic, or not have arsenals of pre-loaded foot guns, but speak for yourself.

This is the opinion of the vast majority of sysadmins, devops people, and other shell-adjacent working professionals I've encountered during my career. None of them, including myself when I'm wearing a sysadmin hat, deny the shortcomings of bash and friends, but none of us have found anything as stable or ubiquitous that fits this domain remotely as well.

I also reject the idea that faster or more full-featured alternatives lack footguns, pre-loaded or otherwise.

- C has a relatively limited type system by modern standards, no memory safety, no bounds checking, a slew of non-reentrant stdlib functions, UB, and relies on the user to account for all of that to benefit from its speed.

- C++ offers some improvements, but, being a near superset of C, it still has the footguns of its predecessor, to say nothing of the STL and the bloat issues caused by it.

- Rust improves upon C++ by miles, but the borrow checker can bite you in nontrivial ways, the type system can be obtuse under some circumstances, cargo can introduce issues in the form of competing dependency versions, and build times can be very slow. Mutable global state is also, by design, difficult to work with.

- Python offers ergonomic and speed improvements over POSIX shells in some cases, and a better type system than anything in POSIX shells, but it can't compete with most serious compiled languages for speed. It's also starting to have a serious feature bloat issue.

Pick your poison. The reality is that all tools will suck if you use them wrong enough, and most tools are designed to serve a specific domain well. Even general-purpose programming languages like the ones I mentioned have specializations -- you can use C to build an MVC website, yes, but there are better tools out there for most real-world applications in that domain. You can write an optimizing compiler in Ruby, but if you do that, you should reevaluate what life choices led you to do that.

Bash and co. are fine as shell languages. Their syntax is obtuse but it's everywhere, which means that it's worth learning, cause a bash script that works on one host should, within reason, work on almost any other *nix host (plus or minus things like relying on a specific host's directory structure or some such). I'd argue the biggest hurdle when learning are the difference between pure POSIX shell scripting idioms and bashisms, which are themselves very widely available, but that's a separate topic.