theology! Cutting edge research into dinosaurs.

God said brontosaurus' feet hurt when he stepped.

I asked about the biggest thing ever to fly. "couch"

"Is stegasurus lame like a turtle?" "Not pet rock!"

Some other things I forgot.

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God says...

9:7 O LORD, righteousness belongeth unto thee, but unto us confusion
of faces, as at this day; to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants
of Jerusalem, and unto all Israel, that are near, and that are far
off, through all the countries whither thou hast driven them, because
of their trespass that they have trespassed against thee.

9:8 O Lord, to us belongeth confusion of face, to our kings, to our
princes, and to our fathers, because we have sinned against thee.

9:9 To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we
have rebelled against him; 9:10 Neither have we obeyed the voice of
the LORD our God, to walk in his laws, which he set before us by his
servants the prophets.

9:11 Yea, all Israel have transgressed thy law, even by departing,
that they might not obey thy voice; therefore the curse is poured upon
us, and the oath that is written in the law of Moses the servant of
God, because we have sinned against him.

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"What did neanderthal think about?" "Warmth"

The happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"

The hardest thing in evolution? "Monkey mothers holding for nursing"

Interesting thing in evolution: "Fish shoulders" I presume going ferom vertical to horizonatal.

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What was Lucy's real name?

God says...
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affright commandeth neatly crying beget unstayed bank
sounds I_veto_that grantest ba_ha filths enacteth how_hard_could_it_be
cometh murmur predicated crafty otherwhiles Does indemnify
repent allowances Welcome Swaziland erred imbue lentiles
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drink hurting nill foolishness Each abundant

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Easter Island? God said "Ice, phone posts"

Stone Henge? "Land mark"

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God says...

13:20 So the merchants and sellers of all kind of ware lodged without
Jerusalem once or twice.

13:21 Then I testified against them, and said unto them, Why lodge ye
about the wall? if ye do so again, I will lay hands on you. From that
time forth came they no more on the sabbath.

13:22 And I commanded the Levites that they should cleanse themselves,
and that they should come and keep the gates, to sanctify the sabbath
day.

Remember me, O my God, concerning this also, and spare me according to
the greatness of thy mercy.

13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod,
of Ammon, and of Moab: 13:24 And their children spake half in the
speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but
according to the language of each people.

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Are armidillos in any way like dinosaurs?

God says...
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course perfected instillest supercelestial eloquently
suffer troubles saidst molest darkenings Afterwards awesome
fig dearer Betwixt take_the_day_off discussed abnormal
deaths undisturbed discovery begannest Circumcise fairest
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exuberant groves seasons To maturing excelling furious
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rejoices Hast enamoured waste girl conformed absent sorrowful
retired Thessalonica sovereign possessor drank unshaken
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Isn't_that_special cunning expecteth hiddest union illuminating
foolish true Gutenberg-tm maid-servant offended his mountains
wicked

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Skunks are funny. I used to think Africa had all the charismatic animals.

Are porcupines at all like dinosaurs?

These aren't stupid -- functionally they are similar.

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God says...

harm in the pot.

4:42 And there came a man from Baalshalisha, and brought the man of
God bread of the firstfruits, twenty loaves of barley, and full ears
of corn in the husk thereof. And he said, Give unto the people, that
they may eat.

4:43 And his servitor said, What, should I set this before an hundred
men? He said again, Give the people, that they may eat: for thus
saith the LORD, They shall eat, and shall leave thereof.

4:44 So he set it before them, and they did eat, and left thereof,
according to the word of the LORD.

5:1 Now Naaman, captain of the host of the king of Syria, was a great
man with his master, and honourable, because by him the LORD had given
deliverance unto Syria: he was also a mighty man in valour, but he was
a leper.

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Who's the most charismatic person You know?

God says...

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