God says...

children of Israel go out of his land.

12:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron in the land of Egypt
saying, 12:2 This month shall be unto you the beginning of months: it
shall be the first month of the year to you.

12:3 Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel, saying, In the
tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb,
according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house: 12:4 And
if the household be too little for the lamb, let him and his neighbour
next unto his house take it according to the number of the souls;
every man according to his eating shall make your count for the lamb.

12:5 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a male of the first year: ye
shall take it out from the sheep, or from the goats: 12:6 And ye shall
keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month: and the whole
assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening.

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That's nice, but not very miraculous in the here and now.

Someone is wondering about paying God so He rescues you in the future. There is a passage which says "offer praise as your sacrifice and I will rescue you in misfortune."

The Holy Spirit is mainly known as a lawyer in the New Testament. :-)

If He talks to you like He talks to me, I like natural conversation, but I always press my luck and ask for a response without offering.

He said something about honest measures... which means you get-out what you put in. I think I get more.

Jesus said to pray in secret. There's lots of room to be a better man than I. A word of caution on being Holier than thou -- God likes praise, not being unsung!

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God says...

30:17 One thousand shall flee at the rebuke of one; at the rebuke of
five shall ye flee: till ye be left as a beacon upon the top of a
mountain, and as an ensign on an hill.

30:18 And therefore will the LORD wait, that he may be gracious unto
you, and therefore will he be exalted, that he may have mercy upon
you: for the LORD is a God of judgment: blessed are all they that wait
for him.

30:19 For the people shall dwell in Zion at Jerusalem: thou shalt weep
no more: he will be very gracious unto thee at the voice of thy cry;
when he shall hear it, he will answer thee.

30:20 And though the Lord give you the bread of adversity, and the
water of affliction, yet shall not thy teachers be removed into a
corner any more, but thine eyes shall see thy teachers: 30:21 And
thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This is the way,
walk ye in it, when ye turn to the right hand, and when ye turn to the
left.

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Shut-up India-nigger

God doesn't give you the time of day.

God says...

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don't_you_love_me overcharged conversations single-hearted
periodic lion candle startles thereupon owed agreed meditating
ohh_thank_you commendable cross exact spiritual

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I want a video of a cockatoo listening intently, pausing, cocking it's head and entering a squawking-fit. Maybe, chasing a cat around the kitchen.

This is funny. Close enough. My birds have a pecking -order, by the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxBnGKq5wuw

The enemy want to make my veins bleed. Are they going to humilate me in front of my teachers? Yawn, psycopath, India-nigger.

Damn, that bird would be a nasty wife!

Just read "Sloth=rape".

Doing construction, the term for shoddy work on a house was "raped that house". India nigger FBI might have other ideas.

My LoseThos API?

"Sure"

"Shat-up. India-nigger"

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God says...

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thou envious at
the wicked: 24:20 For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the
candle of the wicked shall be put out.

24:21 My son, fear thou the LORD and the king: and meddle not with
them that are given to change: 24:22 For their calamity shall rise
suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both? 24:23 These things
also belong to the wise. It is not good to have respect of persons in
judgment.

24:24 He that saith unto the wicked, Thou are righteous; him shall the
people curse, nation

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I finally understand why "raped that house". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk

God likes wit better than earnestness, He told me. God takes the time to make riddles. That's love. One day I woke-up and discovered everybody around me was using wit and not me. In fact, if you say something not-very-profound and not clever, people look at you funny.

Damn, that nasty bird was a trip. You might seriously want to get rid of it. I guess you get endeared to nasty wives. It's funny -- the Bible mentions quarrelsome women 3 times.

Maybe, I'll go look for a bird that gives a long silent pause while staring, then launching into squawks.

God says...
be fair young virgins sought for the king: 2:3 And let the king
appoint officers in all the provinces of his kingdom, that they may
gather together all the fair young virgins unto Shushan the palace, to
the house of the women, unto the custody of Hege the king's
chamberlain, keeper of the women; and let their things for
purification be given them: 2:4 And let the maiden which pleaseth the
king be queen instead of Vashti.

And the thing pleased the king; and he did so.

2:5 Now in Shushan the palace there was a certain Jew, whose name was
Mordecai, the son of Jair, the son of Shimei, the son of Kish, a
Benjamite; 2:6 Who had been carried away from Jerusalem with the
captivity which had been carried away with Jeconiah king of Judah,
whom Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon had carried away.

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These things are the most delightful creatures ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYKhRF8_Jf4

I wuv God -- He quoted "you have dove's eyes" from the Bible once on this topic. Isn't that something! Dove's eyes?

Let's put God in rare form. Country shit-list.

God says...
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dude_such_a_scoffer quite

Who are You watching in the Olympics, God?

God says...
Zap Macedonia Morocco to_infinity_and_beyond battle don't_push_it
oil dang_it Catastrophic_Success Kuwait super_computer
Denmark just_lovely guilty I'm_busy you're_no_fun prosperity
phasors_on_stun God_is_not_mocked take_the_day_off hooah
praying ROFLMAO kick_back New_Zealand whoop_there_it_is
Icarus sess_me Vietnam you_should_be_so_lucky tattle_tale
daunting rose_colored_glasses little_fish East_Timor end
tree_hugger fabulous you'll_see