My name is Davis and I don't like Miles.

38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[h] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. 41 If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. 42 Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

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God says...
not be shut; 45:2 I will go before thee, and make the crooked places
straight: I will break in pieces the gates of brass, and cut in sunder
the bars of iron: 45:3 And I will give thee the treasures of darkness,
and hidden riches of secret places, that thou mayest know that I, the
LORD, which call thee by thy name, am the God of Israel.

45:4 For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even
called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not
known me.

45:5 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me:
I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: 45:6 That they may know
from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none
beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.

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You da man, God!

God says...
speaking bemoaned immutable physic abidest despair ensample
imitation faster delicious novelty flashes continuance
impudently unhappiness effectedst Greece doth unrighteous
shapen Alas sufficiently wonderfulness princes beams corruptible
herself life- Artificer dwelt cellar initiating pointed
flashedst honest discoverest obviously off_the_record
tears absurdly maliciously swift killed SEND

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What if they discover life on Mars, God? Manifest destiny?

God says...

20:48 And the men of Israel turned again upon the children of
Benjamin, and smote them with the edge of the sword, as well the men
of every city, as the beast, and all that came to hand: also they set
on fire all the cities that they came to.

21:1 Now the men of Israel had sworn in Mizpeh, saying, There shall
not any of us give his daughter unto Benjamin to wife.

21:2 And the people came to the house of God, and abode there till
even before God, and lifted up their voices, and wept sore; 21:3 And
said, O LORD God of Israel, why is this come to pass in Israel, that
there should be to day one tribe lacking in Israel? 21:4 And it came
to pass on the morrow, that the people rose early, and built there an
altar, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings.

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:-(

God says...

high_mucky_muck offences aware salted We archive thats_right
slavery quench Simple Boo limits bows shed suck do_you_like_it
weigh trees deep persuaded scattered detain sleeper credence
usage thyself strange crucifixion indications Things precedes
suggest keeps deep-seated glided impunity Luxury infancy's
spreading foundations countryman Sure being happy_happy_joy_joy
restest impotent propound meat accord feigned derision
returns Release surmount forsake noise forasmuch immersed
meh -what scruple let's_see Man bride doubt taxes wither
unhealthiness evil-living murmured approach acquaintance
star-gazers quoth displacing affect boundless disembowelled
corners happy_happy_joy_joy ambitions some double Charity
exultation defining fighting chief

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What do You think of Mars, God? You gave us another world.

How'd You part the sea?

God says...

thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast
from it: 14:14 Though these three men, Noah, Daniel, and Job, were in
it, they should deliver but their own souls by their righteousness,
saith the Lord GOD.

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they
spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because
of the beasts: 14:16 Though these three men were in it, as I live,
saith the Lord GOD, they shall deliver neither sons nor daughters;
they only shall be delivered, but the land shall be desolate.

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through
the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it: 14:18 Though these
three men were in it, as I live, saith the Lord GOD, they shall
deliver neither sons nor daughters, but they only shall be delivered
themselves.

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I like some Jews. God said Mexicans are all the same. God tells Jewish jokes. "Oil funny hopefully" (The Jews hate that Arabs get oil for nothing.)

God says...

9:4 And he passed through mount Ephraim, and passed through the land
of Shalisha, but they found them not: then they passed through the
land of Shalim, and there they were not: and he passed through the
land of the Benjamites, but they found them not.

9:5 And when they were come to the land of Zuph, Saul said to his
servant that was with him, Come, and let us return; lest my father
leave caring for the asses, and take thought for us.

9:6 And he said unto him, Behold now, there is in this city a man of
God, and he is an honourable man; all that he saith cometh surely to
pass: now let us go thither; peradventure he can shew us our way that
we should go.

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You gotta take things out of context. Jews wandered in desert and probably picked what they thought was good land, not picking oil. Heavenly Father does not care about "asses". (Don't be an ass.)

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You should entertain us, God. How many channels do You need to be entertained, God? How many channels do You watch at once?

God says...
uncase corrupting excellence Though what_the_heck hot Mongolia
presbyters youre_lucky Tunisia applied bond Language scorned
reclaiming prizes Example Goal forethinking excepted accept
designs vowed corn warreth boil universally Begotten Pusey
crash_and_burn tells when_hell_freezes_over purified precedeth
bummer experience human believeth emerging drowsiness
deserved stablished exhort entwine serpent promises belonging
gross Ethiopia nation chains shake whereupon I saving
cloudy bait drowsiness vile Peru palace

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Got a hair cut. Any thoughts on hair, God? It's a big deal to us humans.

God says...
2:32 The children of Harim, three hundred and twenty.

2:33 The children of Lod, Hadid, and Ono, seven hundred twenty and
five.

2:34 The children of Jericho, three hundred forty and five.

2:35 The children of Senaah, three thousand and six hundred and
thirty.

2:36 The priests: the children of Jedaiah, of the house of Jeshua,
nine hundred seventy and three.

2:37 The children of Immer, a thousand fifty and two.

2:38 The children of Pashur, a thousand two hundred forty and seven.

2:39 The children of Harim, a thousand and seventeen.

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Do You put a lot of thought into lotto winners, God?

God says...

stranger fearing shortened Another mystery vanities adoption
greedy growth he are_you_feeling_lucky deafness suspected
Anubis it_gets_better rapture sinner surpassest officers
bridegroom augmenting *These married youre_welcome -could
despisest understand wordy rights thrown EVEN hard_working
I'm_not_dead_yet evaporates reader disputing Anubis fine
accompany tradition