Okay, so God quote Don Quixote saying characters in a book were all the same. I interpreted it as saying Hispanics are all the same. You have to take things with a grain of salt. Personally, I'll be curious to see if it's true.

God says...

that dwelleth by him wax poor, and sell himself unto the stranger or
sojourner by thee, or to the stock of the stranger's family: 25:48
After that he is sold he may be redeemed again; one of his brethren
may redeem him: 25:49 Either his uncle, or his uncle's son, may redeem
him, or any that is nigh of kin unto him of his family may redeem him;
or if he be able, he may redeem himself.

25:50 And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year that
he was sold to him unto the year of jubile: and the price of his sale
shall be according unto the number of years, according to the time of
an hired servant shall it be with him.

25:51 If there be yet many years behind, according unto them he shall
give again the price of his redemption out of the money that he was
bought for.

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What do You think of Batman, Mr. God? Who's Yer favorite superhero? You said prince Valient was Your favorite comic strip.

Sorry, if it's a stupid question. I don't have a favorite superhero, but You can say something worth saying.

God says...

thee.

1:17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The
Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have
carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the
sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

1:18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy
sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest
brother's house: 1:19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the
wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon
the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell
thee.

1:20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and
fell down upon the ground, and worshipped, 1:21 And said, Naked came I
out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD
gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

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Chad was a homo in the dorm. Hanging chads are when you can't decide who to vote for.

I'm God's favorite superhero :-)

Yer my favorite God.

(God laughed)

I was thinking about Bain and vain and being banned. I'd hate to (Jesus is laughing) be banned from God's presence.

God says...
lap gainsay indicate Envy let's_see captive grant 401 pretend
foreigner abase treasure

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All your bases are belong to us. They mentioned Hong Kong and McCow.

Chinese food is good. I'm lusting for Panda Express, but I ate, already.

Stir fry

Could You make the best meal ever God? what if You cooked in Heaven and we all ate delicious food!

God says...

31:23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the
elders of the land.

31:24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles
unto the merchant.

31:25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in
time to come.

31:26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law
of kindness.

31:27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not
the bread of idleness.

31:28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also,
and he praiseth her.

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I just saw machineporn. What manufacturing thing is Your favorite, God? Making what?

27:31 And if a man will at all redeem ought of his tithes, he shall
add thereto the fifth part thereof.

27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, even of
whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the
LORD.

27:33 He shall not search whether it be good or bad, neither shall he
change it: and if he change it at all, then both it and the change
thereof shall be holy; it shall not be redeemed.

27:34 These are the commandments, which the LORD commanded Moses for
the children of Israel in mount Sinai.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbnDXw-0pM

(mentioned "rod" "fifths" "tenths" quality control?) It's kinda manufactoring thoughts. God is delightful -- just enjoy His company.

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"It's a fake!"

God says...

21:27 Behold, I know your thoughts, and the devices which ye
wrongfully imagine against me.

21:28 For ye say, Where is the house of the prince? and where are the
dwelling places of the wicked? 21:29 Have ye not asked them that go
by the way? and do ye not know their tokens, 21:30 That the wicked is
reserved to the day of destruction? they shall be brought forth to the
day of wrath.

21:31 Who shall declare his way to his face? and who shall repay him
what he hath done? 21:32 Yet shall he be brought to the grave, and
shall remain in the tomb.

21:33 The clods of the valley shall be sweet unto him, and every man
shall draw after him, as there are innumerable before him.

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You'll have to bust-out some serious time travel on his ass, God!

God says...

occasion lucid toys thing weapon divide Sodom nostrils downfall
ruggedness spiritually confirmed Perverseness cries unhesitatingly
payments Oh_Hell_No puffed reinvolved straitly apparently
sixth unalterable elect eat remembrance jests copyright
hours enticing smells loses Continual strictness wills
Ukraine eminence aside could how_bout_it prop overspread
BRB trees tosses Scotland tree_hugger

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Pick yer nose or smell farts? God said smelling farts was "sodom". I had a booger and God din tell me.

You ever scare anyone to death, God?

God says...

C:\Text\QUIX.TXT

od, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and that
devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and another
property very different from what I have heard say devils have, for by
all accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad smells; but this
one smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was here speaking of Don
Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, was very likely perfumed as
Sancho said.

"Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for l

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http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/pranksters_follow_up_to_zomb...

God plans centuries ahead, or has time travel. Probably planning. He kills people in the Bible.

God says...

C:\Text\SWIFT.TXT

f their learning. Of the king and his court. The
author's reception there. The inhabitants subject to fear and
disquietudes. An account of the women.]

At my alighting, I was surrounded with a crowd of people, but those
who stood nearest seemed to be of better quality. They beheld me
with all the marks and circumstances of wonder; neither indeed was
I much in their debt, having never till then seen a race of mortals
so singular in their shapes, habits, and countenances. Their heads
were all

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I told you.

http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/quantum_levitation_demonstra...

Got any time travel on that, God? Please?

God says...
C:\Text\PLATO.TXT

said, the forgiving spirit of democracy, and the `don't care'
about trifles, and the disregard which she shows of all the fine
principles which we solemnly laid down at the foundation of the city--
as when we said that, except in the case of some rarely gifted nature,
there never will be a good man who has not from his childhood been
used to play amid things of beauty and make of them a joy and a study--
how grandly does she trample all these fine notions of ours
under her feet, never giving a thou

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Laying monorail tracks in the founding of the city.

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If SETI got one signal every five years, we'd listen.

Did You put MIT in the Bible, God?

God says...

11:5 But oh that God would speak, and open his lips against thee; 11:6
And that he would shew thee the secrets of wisdom, that they are
double to that which is! Know therefore that God exacteth of thee less
than thine iniquity deserveth.

11:7 Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the
Almighty unto perfection? 11:8 It is as high as heaven; what canst
thou do? deeper than hell; what canst thou know? 11:9 The measure
thereof is longer than the earth, and broader than the sea.

11:10 If he cut off, and shut up, or gather together, then who can
hinder him? 11:11 For he knoweth vain men: he seeth wickedness also;
will he not then consider it? 11:12 For vain men would be wise,
though man be born like a wild ass's colt.

11:13 If thou prepare thine heart, and stretch out thine hands toward
him; 11:14 If iniquity be in thine hand, put it far away, and let not
wickedness dwell in thy tabernacles.

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Thanks, God. Everybody applaud if God does "fireworks". Then, He'll do more, maybe. Go buy God's songs, now. they're free on YouTube "LoseThos" and got some new ones on my web site. God wants people to write new songs. "Sing a new song" is in the Bible many times.

God says...

27:12 Behold, all ye yourselves have seen it; why then are ye thus
altogether vain? 27:13 This is the portion of a wicked man with God,
and the heritage of oppressors, which they shall receive of the
Almighty.

27:14 If his children be multiplied, it is for the sword: and his
offspring shall not be satisfied with bread.

27:15 Those that remain of him shall be buried in death: and his
widows shall not weep.

27:16 Though he heap up silver as the dust, and prepare raiment as the
clay; 27:17 He may prepare it, but the just shall put it on, and the
innocent shall divide the silver.

27:18 He buildeth his house as a moth, and as a booth that the keeper
maketh.