God, what's the velocity of a laden swallow?

God says...
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Be charming and witty -- put your best foot forward. God said He doesn't like earnestness as much.

I have a story. I stumbled on a passage which said "It is love that I desire, not sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust."

It blew my mind. I had been taught love was this awful thing where you sell your watch to buy a comb and your wife sells her hair to buy a watchband. Go look-up the definition of "love". It means to take delight in. You're full of shit if you think you know and love God. No one knows God but the Son and who He chooses to reveal Him to.

God says...
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You must take the initiative. Go do a text search for "Seek" in the Bible.

4:29 But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt
find him, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul.

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I like sand castles. The tide goes in; the tide goes out.

I like popcorn.

God likes Messier #104. It looks like a wedding ring, to me.

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God says...
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bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall
bite them: 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies,
thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will
set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good.

9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it
shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise
up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of
Egypt.

9:6 It is he that buildeth

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That was funny -- bite them. He's being jovial, don't worry.

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What do You think of lonesome George?

(One time I asked Him about endangered species. "Enough stars?")

(One time I asked Him if stegasaurus was lame like turtles. "Not pet rocks!")

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God says...
9:18 At the commandment of the LORD the children of Israel journeyed,
and at the commandment of the LORD they pitched: as long as the cloud
abode upon the tabernacle they rested in their tents.

9:19 And when the cloud tarried long upon the tabernacle many days,
then the children of Israel kept the charge of the LORD, and journeyed
not.

9:20 And so it was, when the cloud was a few days upon the tabernacle;
according to the commandment of the LORD they abode in their tents,
and according to the commandment of the LORD they journeyed.

9:21 And so it was, when the cloud abode from even unto the morning,
and that the cloud was taken up in the morning, then they journeyed:
whether it was by day or by night that the cloud was taken up, they
journeyed.

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That reminds me of a turtle starting and stopping.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threats_to_sea_turtles

I wuv God :-)

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God has a wicked sense of humor, sometimes.

"You're sins are as far as the East from the West, on the bottom of the Ocean."

If you are nervous, He scares you worse to make it better.

God says...
prophesy and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because they have made you
desolate, and swallowed you up on every side, that ye might be a
possession unto the residue of the heathen, and ye are taken up in the
lips of talkers, and are an infamy of the people: 36:4 Therefore, ye
mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord GOD; Thus saith the
Lord GOD to the mountains, and to the hills, to the rivers, and to the
valleys, to the desolate wastes, and to the cities that are forsaken,
which became a prey and derision to the residue of the heathen that
are round about; 36:5 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Surely in the
fire of my jealousy have I spoken against the residue of the heathen,
and against all Idumea, which have appointed my land into their
possession with the joy of all their heart, with despiteful minds, to
cast it out for a prey.

I like this song, but the pedophile stuff. (It's kinda like the tests they post to see if you are a pedophile.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dyxGiBx3g

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God says...

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crifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to
repentance.

9:14 Then came to him the disciples of John, saying, Why do we and the
Pharisees fast oft, but thy disciples fast not? 9:15 And Jesus said
unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the
bridegroom is with them? but the days will come, when the bridegroom
shall be taken from them, and then shall they fast.

9:16 No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old garment, for that
which is put in to f

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Praise You for pulsars. Our Universe has very very rich behavior. We get organization on solar system level, galaxy level and galaxy cluster level :-)

God says...
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s shalt thou
say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's
loins.

10:11 For whereas my father put a heavy yoke upon you, I will put more
to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise
you with scorpions.

10:12 So Jeroboam and all the people came to Rehoboam on the third
day, as the king bade, saying, Come again to me on the third day.

10:13 And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook
the counsel of the old men, 10:14 And answered t

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:-)

I envy the Geiko lizzard.

God says...

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found out
the person's house to whom I was recommended, presented my letter
from his friend the grandee in the island, and was received with
much kindness. This great lord, whose name was Munodi, ordered me
an apartment in his own house, where I continued during my stay,
and was entertained in a most hospitable manner.

The next morning after my arrival, he took me in his chariot to see
the town, which is about half the bigness of London; but the houses
very strangely built, and most of them out