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Mixed Greens with Hydrochloric Acid Dressing
A uniquely tangy salad featuring a hydrochloric acid dressing, which is extremely dangerous and not safe for consumption. This is a conceptual recipe and should not be attempted.

Ingredients:

4 cups of mixed greens

1/2 cup cherry tomatoes, halved

1/4 cup sliced cucumber

1/4 cup shredded carrots

1 tbsp olive oil

1 tsp lemon juice

a few drops of hydrochloric acid (IMPORTANT: FOR CONCEPT ONLY, DO NOT USE)

Instructions:

In a large bowl, combine mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and shredded carrots.

In a small bowl, whisk together olive oil and lemon juice.

WARNING: Do not add hydrochloric acid as it is highly corrosive and toxic!

Drizzle the olive oil and lemon juice mixture over the salad and toss to coat.

Serve immediately.

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This one might be better:

Isotopes

A basic recipe for making isotopes in the kitchen.
Ingredients:

200oz of raw matter

1lb of neutron-rich material

Instructions:

Preheat your nuclear reactor to optimal temperature.

Combine 200oz of raw matter with 1lb of neutron-rich material in a containment vessel.

Irradiate the mixture with a neutron source for several hours.

Allow the mixture to cool in a lead-lined container before safely handling your newly formed isotopes.

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Or:

Nuclear Isotopes with a Vinaigrette

A playful and experimental dish that combines the complexity of nuclear isotopes with a classic vinaigrette.
Ingredients:

200oz of Spinach

1lb of Cherry Tomatoes

2 Nuclear Isotopes

1/2 cup of Olive Oil

1/4 cup of Red Wine Vinegar

1 tsp of Dijon Mustard

Salt to taste

Pepper to taste

Instructions:

Chop the spinach and halve the cherry tomatoes.

Mix the olive oil, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, salt, and pepper in a bowl to make the vinaigrette.

Combine the spinach and cherry tomatoes in a large salad bowl.

Carefully integrate the nuclear isotopes into the salad, ensuring proper safety measures.

Drizzle the vinaigrette over the salad and toss gently to combine.

Serve immediately with caution.

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It seems to just ignore the ingredient altogether. Not sure about the equipment. Only thing that seems to matter is what you want to make.

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Imma keep going, this is fun. Prompt: "tell me about the basic rules of baseball"

Baseball Basics Recipe

This 'recipe' describes the basic rules of baseball in a digestible format.

Ingredients:

9 players per team

1 ball

1 bat

4 bases

Instructions:

Divide players into two teams: the batting team and the fielding team.

The batting team takes turns hitting the ball thrown by the pitcher of the fielding team.

Once the ball is hit, the batter runs to as many bases as possible.

The fielding team's players try to catch the ball and get it to a base before the runner arrives.

A run is scored when a player successfully completes a circuit around the four bases.

Teams switch sides after three outs are made.

The game typically lasts for nine innings, and the team with the most runs at the end wins.

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Prompt: where can i google for the baseball club the cubs

Error Recipe

It seems like you mixed cooking instructions with a query about the Cubs. Here's a recipe for error handling.

Ingredients:

Confusion

Ingredients

Baseball Query

Instructions:

Separate cooking inquiries from other questions

Use appropriate resources for each query

Enjoy your clarity

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Prompt: 486/66 DX2

486/66 DX2 Specialty

A retro tech-themed culinary adventure.

Ingredients:

2 cups of silicon chips

1 tablespoon of thermal paste

1/2 lb of copper wire

1 motherboard

1 set of RAM sticks

2 teaspoons of electronic flux

1 cup of capacitors

1 teaspoon of solder

Instructions:

Preheat your workspace by organizing all your components.

Carefully place the silicon chips onto the motherboard.

Apply thermal paste on the appropriate areas.

Connect the copper wire properly on the board.

Install the RAM sticks into their respective slots.

Apply electronic flux to the areas where you’ll be soldering.

Place the capacitors carefully on the board.

Solder all connections securely.

Double-check all connections and enjoy your 486/66 DX2 creation.

As someone who has built a couple hundred 486s, I can tell you these instructions are not /quite/ correct...

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Gallium-Infused Cooked Baby Carrots

A unique culinary experimentation with gallium and baby carrots, resulting in a fascinating dish with a modern twist.
Ingredients:

1 lb baby carrots

2 tbsp olive oil

1 tsp salt

1/2 tsp black pepper

2 oz gallium (for infusion, non-consumable)

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C).

Wash and peel the baby carrots.

In a bowl, toss the baby carrots with olive oil, salt, and black pepper until evenly coated.

Spread the carrots in a single layer on a baking sheet.
Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until tender and slightly caramelized.

While carrots are roasting, safely melt the gallium in a separate bowl by submerging the container in warm water until it liquefies.

Once carrots are done, remove from the oven and arrange them on a serving plate.

Carefully drizzle the melted gallium over the carrots for a shimmering presentation.

Allow the gallium to solidify before serving. Note: The gallium is for presentation purposes only and should not be consumed.

HTF am I supposed to eat the carrots if it told me to drizzle the gallium all over it?!