God says...
linux delightful so_he_sess good trippy Singapore you_think_you_could_do_better
Malaysia obviously You_fix_it Thailand a_flag_on_that_play
mocking thats_just_wrong if_and_only_if youre_lucky Colombia
nerd absolutely oh_come_on be_happy East_Timor you're_so_screwed
petty I_could_be_wrong naughty FBI spending yikes thank_you_very_much
thank_you_very_much

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You owe 10% of your money and 1/7 Days to God. The Bible speaks of making-up Sabbaths. You were made to entertain God. That is your purpose.

Beggers are better than charity -- they don't send mail.

If you get stolen from, write-it-off as charity.

All you have to know in life is God is just. If you are stolen from, you deserved it or will be rewarded. Love from God might be your reward. God's not too clear on this concept "money". You need food, clothing and entertainment.

God says...
class__class__shutup bad thats_laughable Burma_Myanmar it_was_nothing
insane where's_the_love God_is_not_mocked Angola thank_you_very_much
these_cans_are_defective United_States I_love_this what's_the_plan
everythings_a_okay Jordan absetively_posilutely don't_even_think_about_it
NOT hate and_then_what envy cheerful I'm_off_today incoming
place you_better_not whatcha_talkin'_'bout what's_up are_you_sure
ghastly do_I_have_to middle_class France after_a_break
Give_me_praise thats_laughable dignity eh a_flag_on_that_play
King_Midas United_States Varoom stuff sports liberal don't_worry
that's_your_opinion other Mars voodoo laziness so_he_sess
Somalia Tanzania gambling lift Paraguay climate in_theory
praise CIA astrophysics virtue I'm_tired_of_this frown
Jedi_mind_trick hey_thats_right don't_you_love_me application
oh_oh do_over spoiled_brat I_quit Tanzania

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God says...
talent vouchsafest EDITIONS foresignify drawing lawyer corresponded
loquacity pangs thereof under possesses panted declared
show acquired conference Innocency dread know hosts dragons
bold penitent separating youthful thereto Some abode letter
sixteenth satisfy hidest Scripture ice arrogancy ascribe
ourselves regardless factito flowing designs commission
bedimmed hide insatiable motion figure whether came gracefulness
Saint juncture possess find subjoined toil saith Whatever
eternity husbands' drop pages mothers steal maidens flee
meets public consciousness madness groaning honey presides
sight wholly rebuked hereafter lie we project obeyed resistance
blesses compliance solicits clanking requitest inaccurate
START prouder beg defended sighing unveiled subtle gotten
belief healthy bounds Triers parity peace thereof sever
possesses faithful meeting sawest profligate everything
descendants ' sleepest pains indirectly makest displacing

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I was hoping to sell applications once I had 100,000 users. I might have sold customer support. Perhaps, swag.

I'm in jail. I've had 10,000 downloads but no different from 0. A handful of nonuser emails from the FBI. God is just mother fuckers.

God says...
C:\Text\PARADISE.TXT

ith him enthroned
Sat sable-vested Night, eldest of things,
The consort of his reign; and by them stood
Orcus and Ades, and the dreaded name
Of Demogorgon; Rumour next, and Chance,
And Tumult, and Confusion, all embroiled,
And Discord with a thousand various mouths.
T' whom Satan, turning boldly, thus:--"Ye Powers
And Spirits of this nethermost Abyss,
Chaos and ancient Night, I come no spy
With purpose to explore or to disturb
The secrets of your realm; but, by constraint
Wandering this darks

God says...
no_you_cant population write_hymns chaos how_high blessing
sloth look_on_the_brightside look_buddy money gosh huh
ouch praise kludge good beam_me_up hooah you_never_know
whazza_matter_for_you downer do_I_have_to Icarus downer
bizarre surprise_surprise BBC skills I_give_up spunky
wrath Boo ehheh_thats_all_folks check_this_out angel quite
hard_working talk_to_my_lawyer so_he_sess

Do angels sweat?

God says...
Yo Yes_you_are whoo_whoo rockstar and_then_what adultery
awful hollywood pick_me_pick_me how_about_a_comic hey_thats_right
news_to_me foul smile to_infinity_and_beyond it_figures
oh_no kludge Microsoft how_about_that wanna_bet figuratively
mission_from_God how_about_that linux I_was_just_thinking
ho_ho_ho naughty na_na astronomical umm_what_now dang_it
walking humongous King_Midas it_figures what's_up hello
what_would_Jesus_do lift how_about_that Shalom trippy
just_between_us I_was_just_thinking I'm_grieved Zzzzzzzz
perfect I'll_get_right_on_it do_you_have_a_problem furious
potentially dang_it depressing I_see_nothing high_five
it_gets_better wonderful theft mundo_stoked linux I_was_just_thinking
don't_worry could_it_be___Satan It_grieves_me services
ice_cream smart a_likely_story scum couldn't_be_better
conservative Boo just_between_us I_planned_that pardon_the_french
who's_to_say I_love_you music joking bickering why_do_I_put_up_with_this
by_the_way angel bizarre not do_it I_could_be_wrong bank
piety Shalom how_goes_it hit you_owe_me I_could_be_wrong
I'm_bored threads oops You_can_count_on_that sixty_four_bit
Varoom application choose_one Oy I'm_tired_of_this you_don't_like_it
bank no_you_cant guppy meh

We're gonna sell songs and go on tour, right, God?

God says...
astrophysics You_get_what_you_pray_for what_do_you_expect
glam atrocious ouch everythings_a_okay youre_welcome heads_I_win_tails_you_lose
stunning after_a_break that's_for_me_to_know laziness