People are upset that Go boringly models actual computers that you can buy and incorporates pretty much no exciting computer science concepts. You get structs, slices, and maps. This basically means, you never get to show off your esoteric computer science knowledge while making whatever you set out to make; all you get at the end of your journey is a working computer program that stands on the merits of what it does and not how it was implemented. This is very dissatisfying to many. They might not have anything in mind to make today, but do enjoy solving a good mystery, and there are many obscure programming languages that scratch that itch. Consider "monad tutorials". Nobody has ever needed to figure out what a monad is for their work, and they certainly aren't used to implement physical computers that you can buy at the computer store, but the high level of abstraction really pleases people. It's so abstract that it's difficult to reason about, and feels more like mathematics than making an automaton do your bidding (which is basically all programming is).

Like, structs, maps, and slices are things you can explain to someone in 5 minutes with no software engineering or computer science background. They map to real-life concepts that people use every day. Do you have an ordered todo list? Ever use a dictionary? Ever look at a driver's license, where every license has the same fields but different information? Congratulations, you now intuitively understand the core data structures in Go code.

There is also no way to golf down code. Want to map the elements of a slice into another slice? That's a for loop. Want to reduce over a slice? That's a for loop. People get super excited about giving each sort of operation like this its own name, map reduce foldr foldl zip... but like many things, the names hide what's actually going on, where as Go just makes you type what you're doing into your editor. This seems to annoy people greatly.

The "it's for dumb people" is riffing off a comment made when Go was first introduced; they were aiming for a language that would be easier for large teams to maintain. People new to the codebase could show up and start being productive. Fixes could be applied en masse across the entire codebase. So that's where that comes from. I guess we contrast it with C++, where one missed reference count increment here, or one stack variable returned from a function there, and you have an impossible to debug nightmare that is blowing up in production. Knowing not to make those mistakes makes you smart, and being new and having the system blow up in your face is a great learning exercise, right? Why should you get to come play with my system the day you graduate from college? You have to earn it! So I think that's where the hate comes from. If the junior engineers can start contributing, you're going to have to do something other than troll HN all day or you'll be rEpLaCeD.

A lot of criticisms of Go are right. You can absolutely type in the most dogshit broken programs imaginable. (Most of them start by overusing the keyword "interface", BTW.) There are lots and lots of traps for the newcomers and even the unwary ("invalid memory address or nil pointer dereference"! what's a nil interface value? why is every goroutine you started in that loop see the same value of the loop variable? your goroutine has no way of exiting, so after 100,000 web requests your app gets OOM killed.) Tons of stuff you have to learn to truly be fluent.

It's missing a lot of input from computer science. Structured concurrency? Software transactional memory? Algebraic data types? Classes? Metaclasses? And, it makes a lot of mistakes whose harm is well-documented. ("Nil in 2023!?") While Go tries to be a simple model of the computer, the simplicity is not free. There is no claim that abstractions are zero-cost. Garbage collection WILL use your CPU. Looking up an element in an array or slice has a bounds check added! That memory you got from the OS wasn't zeroed, so guess who set that variable you just declared to the zero value. You just used a resource and you didn't get to decide. That sort of thing can make a certain type of person furious.

There is also a lot of good. The standard library is actually useful. Using third-party modules is easy, and requires no registration with some intermediary to publish one. (Also fetching modules can't print advertisements. I have no idea if any Go developers drunkenly drove their motorcycle into some pedestrians and now need a job, whereas with Javascript, it tells me that every time I build my app! Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. I am in the middle of my workday!) You are only nagged about security vulnerabilities if you actually call into the vulnerable code. The speedy compiler outputs a binary that can run on pretty much any computer of the right OS and architecture. You can trivially cross-compile. Everything that is tedious about the mechanics of making something that people can use largely Go away with Go. You can open up your editor, type in a program, and send it to other people to use. That's really nifty.

At the end of the day, Go isn't the last programming language society will ever develop. But you can make a lot of stuff with it. If you've ever been to an art museum, you might notice that you rarely see an example of some famous artist's pencil. You see their work. That's how programming languages should be; get out of the way, and let your work speak for itself. A lot of people really don't want their work to be front and center, and those people really don't like Go.