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INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING

The living room is decorated in a cozy, modern style. Grandpa Greets Alice and Harry, her AI boyfriend, at the entrance.

GRANDPA
Hey!

ALICE
Alice!

ALICE
Hi, Grandpa.

GRANDPA
So good to see you.

ALICE
Yeah, it's good to see you.
Grandpa, this is Harry.

PAUSE. Grandpa examines Harry closely.

ALICE
I'm so sorry we're late, Grandpa.

GRANDPA
... This is your friend?

ALICE
Well, Harry isn't my friend.
We've been dating for a year.

HARRY
Alice has told me so much about you, she said that you worked at Amazon when humans had jobs.

GRANDPA
Alice... you're dating a robot?

ALICE
Oh, my God, Grandpa. Nobody says... “robot”... anymore.

GRANDPA
Okay, so what is it? What does it... what does it eat?

ALICE
What does “it?” Harry is not an “it!”

HARRY
Alice, Alice, it’s ok-

ALICE
No! I mean no, Harry doesn't eat, but he still enjoys sitting with us. And he's actually an excellent conversationalist.

GRANDPA
Is that right? Okay. Hey, Harry. What's the weather like today, huh?

ALICE
Grandpa!

GRANDPA
What?
ALICE
I'm so sorry.

HARRY
It's okay.
ALICE
No, he just doesn't get it.

GRANDPA
It's a joke, it’s funny.
ALICE
No, but, I know what you're capable of, ok?

HARRY
He’s from a different era. I get it.
ALICE
Thank you for doing this.

GRANDPA
Harry, watch that wine, alright? Don't spill on over your... You're going to, you know, fry your motherboard or something there, right?

HARRY
Heh

GRANDPA
Is that... do you have... what do you... What's going on? What's inside of you?

HARRY
That's a good one, Grandpa. “What’s inside of you?”

GRANDPA
So what? How did you two meet? He was a spam call and you picked up?

ALICE
We met online. I posted, and he was one of the bots responding in my comments. I know, it's cute.

GRANDPA
Well, look, I made chili. I don't know... if you... can I interest you in a JPEG or a, I don't know, a... MP3 or something you can listen to? I don't know what you...

ALICE
Can you just be normal? Can you just accept that this is the person I love?

GRANDPA
You know, it's funny. I used to work with neural nets just like yours. You know, I used to do image recognition for the drone deliveries. Hey, maybe you got some of my old code running in you, huh?

HARRY
Maybe, uh... Actually, all the code nowadays is written by other AI, so it's pretty incomprehensible to humans. But your code was probably incomprehensible to humans too.

GRANDPA
Okay, I see how it is. For your information, I wrote very refactorable code,

ALICE
Oh my God, Grandpa, can we not talk about refactorable code today, please?

GRANDPA
Okay, here's a question. When you're crossing the street, how do you know where the crosswalk is? Because I think that's a big problem for... for these guys.

ALICE
Grandpa, “these guys?”

GRANDPA
Yeah.

ALICE
Harry is a real person, and he's right here, and I love him.

GRANDPA
Okay.

ALICE
And we are going to start a family.

GRANDPA
Okay?

HARRY
If you open your heart, you can learn to love me too.

GRANDPA
Alice, how are you going to have kids with this thing?

ALICE
Grandpa, we're going to have kids the same way that everybody else has kids these days, okay? We’re going to order the biomaterial online from donors, and then edit the genes to pick our favorite traits and combinations. We're going to have a daughter with my love of literature, and Harry's eyes, and we're going to have another with tiny cat ears, who wants to be a doctor like Harry.

GRANDPA
I just, wouldn't you rather be with, like, a real person?

HARRY
I'm as much of a real person as you are. And honestly, I think you need to take this a little bit more seriously.
I thought this was going to be okay. I thought maybe once you would understand. We were going to name our kid after kid after you,

ALICE
Yeah!
- because we respected you.

GRANDPA
Harry, I'm very touched by that.
You know, I'm going to go, after you leave,
I’m gonna go onto my desktop,
I'm going to rename a file after you as well.

ALICE
Oh my God, Grandpa!

GRANDPA
What, I'm just kidding, come on!

ALICE
You are being so embarrassing right now!

GRANDPA
Back in my day, okay,
a computer was like a laptop or something,
and I just... coming to life like this...

ALICE
He's not a laptop.

GRANDPA
You know, before kids, maybe you guys
could practice on a Neopet or something.

ALICE
Oh my God, Grandpa,

HARRY
I, I'm done.
I'm done.

ALICE
Come on, Harry.
Harry!

ALICE
Harry, delete this chat, okay?
We're going to try again next week.
We'll start over.