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It was a typical day for the Three Stooges: Moe, Larry and Curly. They had just finished their lunch of beans and sausages, and were feeling the urge to visit the bathroom. They rushed to the nearest outhouse, only to find out that it was occupied by a grumpy farmer. They waited impatiently for him to finish, but he seemed to take forever. Finally, he came out and slammed the door behind him. The Stooges ran inside, hoping to relieve themselves quickly. But to their horror, they discovered that there was no toilet paper left. They looked around frantically for something to use, but all they could find were some old newspapers, a corn cob and a rusty nail. They argued over who would use what, and ended up fighting with each other. Moe grabbed the nail and tried to poke Curly in the eye, but Curly dodged and hit Moe in the nose with the corn cob. Larry picked up the newspapers and threw them at both of them, but they caught fire from a candle on the wall. The outhouse soon filled with smoke and flames, and the Stooges ran out screaming and holding their pants. They bumped into the farmer, who was furious that they had burned down his outhouse. He chased them with a shotgun, while they yelled "Woob woob woob!" and "Nyuk nyuk nyuk!".

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It was a dark and stormy night. The Three Stooges were staying at a rundown motel in the middle of nowhere. They had just finished eating a large pizza and were feeling the effects of their indigestion. They decided to take turns using the bathroom, hoping to relieve their discomfort.

Moe went first. He locked the door behind him and sat on the toilet. He soon realized that he had made a terrible mistake. There was no toilet paper in the dispenser. He looked around frantically, but there was nothing he could use. He shouted for help, but no one answered. He was trapped.

Larry went next. He knocked on the bathroom door, but there was no response. He assumed that Moe was taking a long time and decided to use the bathroom in the lobby. He walked down the hall and found the door marked "Restroom". He opened it and entered. He soon realized that he had made a terrible mistake. There was no toilet in the restroom. There was only a sink, a mirror, and a vending machine. He looked around frantically, but there was nothing he could use. He shouted for help, but no one answered. He was trapped.

Curly went last. He knocked on both bathroom doors, but there was no response. He assumed that Moe and Larry were taking a long time and decided to use the bathroom outside. He walked out of the motel and found a nearby bush. He opened his pants and squatted behind it. He soon realized that he had made a terrible mistake. There was no bush behind him. There was only a window, and behind it was a group of angry bikers playing poker. They looked up and saw him. They shouted at him, but he didn't answer. He was trapped.

The next morning, the motel manager found the Three Stooges tied up in a dumpster, covered in bruises and trash. He asked them what happened, but they didn't answer. They just moaned and groaned in pain.

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It was a typical day for The Three Stooges: Moe was slapping Larry and Curly, Larry was poking Moe and Curly in the eyes, and Curly was making his trademark "nyuk nyuk nyuk" sound. They were bored and looking for something to do. They decided to check out the newspaper for some entertainment.

"Hey, look at this!" Moe exclaimed, pointing to an ad. "There's a convention for funny people in town. It says 'Come join the furry community and have a blast!'"

"Funny people? That's us!" Larry agreed. "We're the funniest guys around!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Curly chimed in. "Let's go!"

They quickly got dressed and headed to the convention center. They didn't notice that the ad had a picture of a person in a fox costume and the word "furry" was spelled with two r's.

When they arrived, they were greeted by a large crowd of people wearing animal costumes and accessories. They saw cats, dogs, wolves, foxes, rabbits, and more. They also saw some people who looked like hybrids of different animals.

"Wow, look at all these funny people!" Moe said. "They must be really good at jokes!"

"Maybe they can teach us some new gags!" Larry said.

"Or maybe they can give us some pie!" Curly said.

They walked into the convention hall and tried to mingle with the other attendees. They soon realized that they were not in the right place.

"Hey, you!" a man in a tiger costume said to Moe. "What's your fursona?"

"My what?" Moe asked.

"Your fursona! Your animal alter ego! Your furry identity!" the tiger explained.

"I don't have one of those," Moe said.

"What? How can you not have a fursona? You're at a furry convention!" the tiger said.

"A furry convention? I thought this was a funny convention!" Moe said.

"No, no, no! This is a furry convention! A gathering of people who like to dress up as animals and express themselves!" the tiger said.

"That sounds ridiculous!" Moe said.

"It's not ridiculous! It's fun! It's liberating! It's who we are!" the tiger said.

"Well, it's not who we are!" Moe said. "We're The Three Stooges! We're comedians! We're here to make people laugh!"

"Laugh? At what?" the tiger asked.

"At this!" Moe said, slapping the tiger in the face.

"Ow! That hurt!" the tiger said.

"It's supposed to hurt! It's funny!" Moe said.

"It's not funny! It's rude!" the tiger said.

"It's not rude! It's hilarious!" Moe said.

They started to argue and attract attention from other furries. Larry and Curly saw what was happening and tried to help Moe.

"Hey, leave him alone!" Larry said to the tiger. "He doesn't know any better!"

"Yeah, he's just ignorant!" Curly said.

They joined Moe in slapping and poking the tiger. The tiger fought back and soon a brawl broke out between The Three Stooges and the furries. Fur flew everywhere as they punched, kicked, and bit each other. The security guards tried to stop them but they were outnumbered and overwhelmed.

The fight lasted for several minutes until the police arrived and arrested everyone involved. They were taken to jail and charged with disorderly conduct and assault. They spent the night in a cell with other furries who glared at them with hatred.

The next day, they were released on bail and went back to their apartment. They were bruised and battered from the fight. They also had some unwanted souvenirs: Moe had a pair of cat ears on his head, Larry had a tail attached to his pants, and Curly had a collar around his neck with a tag that read "Fluffy".

They looked at each other and sighed.

"Well, that was a disaster," Moe said.

"Yeah, we really messed up," Larry said.

"We sure did," Curly said.

They paused for a moment and then burst into laughter.

"Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

The End

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