> Luckily for those who enjoy travelling to the UK, the pound sterling has been weak in recent years, dipping as low as $1.07 in late 2022. Even still, dollars buy a lot more than they used to in the UK, so it's a great time to be travelling and shopping at British businesses.

https://www.royal.uk/coronation-weekend

Dont delay, book your coronation fortnite holiday straight away and upload your hot pics to youtube!

This is your chance to be part of history, captured in 8K definition by the BBC, as you line the route waving your Union flags, doffing your top hat to his majesty as he drives past you or taking a curtsey if dressed up as the fairer sex, which some men like Grayson Perry have been known to do. We'll take dictators, we'll take Jimmy Saville, we dont care as long as you spend lots of money when over here!

Take part in street parties, tell us where you are from and get to rub shoulders with cockney geezer's that sound like they are straight out of a Mary Poppins adaption, Cor Blimey Guvnor, steady on, or something like Guy Ritchie's Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

There's a Ronnie Pickering in every town, and if he's not driving you around the bend, you'll find him in the nearest pub.

Take in a football match, there is a Gordon Parmar Hill aka The Wealdstone Raider in every club waiting to oblige you in conversation and vocabulary a five year could understand, great for those people who want to practice their English skills on the cheap.

Or maybe you'd like to hunt some of the world famous Haggis in the wee hills of Scotland, its the only endangered species in the world not on the endangered species list, which some think is not offally fair game.

Find out who your Scottish relatives were and kit yourself out in the family tartan whilst tasting a wee dram of whiskey from the thousands on offer?
Everyone has Scottish descendants, even Donald Trump!

Either way, the country is broke, and we are selling the crown jewels, so come to the UK and give us your money, its all hands on deck.

Decimalisation was just a dignified slight of hand way to cover up a hyper inflationary currency collapse from the oldest currency in the world.

Ignore the news that everything costs so much here especially food and heating, we are all doing fine, I'm hoping to have defrosted and come out of hibernation and be able to move in time for the coronation but at least I'm putting Stephen Hawkins speak and spell to good use communicating with the world.

Remember Global Warming lowers your heating bills, so jump on a plane, and jet into the UK for a fortnight long holiday, taking in the best of British.

If you fancy an unusual souvenir, we have bridges for sale, telephone boxes, and post boxes. They'll make the perfect metals investment to hand down to your kids, whilst reminding yourself of what a good time you had when you come to witness a country going mad, putting aside their differences, and showing respect to the Crown.

This once in a lifetime event hinges on you attending in person, so all the press will be gushing their Levity, not drawing attention to the Age of Empires, we've all moved on from that, although Charles has been watching too much Dr Who and is stuck in a time vortex from another world.

So dont delay, there will be dignitaries and politicians from around the world in attendance, it will be the best walking talking Madam Tussaud's show you'll ever see. You'll be bumping into more stars than you can see at the London Planetarium, more stars than the Royal Greenwich Observatory, where you can actually take part in time itself!

But all these rare events only happen during the week before and week after the crowning of a monarch, something many countries got rid of because they thought best.

And if you are really lucky, you'll find many people selling their souvenir quids and shillings that they have had tucked away safely down the back of their sofa. The money is worthless, but your kids or grand kids, could melt them down in years to come for the precious metal content, or keep them as a souvenir before cryptocurrency's took over the world.

Remember London is the only Govt backed crypto currency laundromat in the world!

So come and invade for two weeks only, the Empire that gave you English before the Americans bastardised it, and take part in the world's biggest fancy dress party!