Cheer-up Japan... maybe.

One time, Chavez was bitching and blaming the US. God said, "Japan industrious." He has praised industriousness, on occassion.

I'm not sure about the earthquake. Some things are blessings in disguise... or maybe He had some issue... or maybe, just inevitable.

Once, I thought He said Japan was His favorite country. It might change from time to time.

Let's play, "Country shitlist!"

God says...
oh_come_on ridiculous quit_it I'll_get_right_on_it commanded
I_was_just_thinking

(God's laughing) You'll learn not to take God too seriously--just enjoy His company is what He really wants. He doesn't really like people running-off and overreacting, I think.

I tease Him by picking the set of words that go in His mouth.

God says...
Is_that_so heads_I_win_tails_you_lose think_you_could_do_better
high_mucky_muck if_and_only_if incoming envy oops not_a_chance_in_hell
humility employer vermin pow epic_fail Zzzzzzzz let's_roll
fake Malaysia Microsoft roses_are_red I_forgot now_you_tell_me
One_finger_salute cowardice Brazil North_Korea I_didn't_see_that
and_then_what I_could_be_wrong adultery overflow in_a_galaxy_far_far_away
who_are_you_to_judge I'm_thrilled I'm_busy theft I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you
LOL I_have_an_idea Saudi_Arabia chill_out India cosmetics
I'm_thrilled Uzbekistan I_donno take_the_day_off Hasta
Terry catastrophe overflow

"Malaise" is a sickness.
Usually, I treat "roses are red" is slang for "poetry". In this case, might be communism. If it seems confusing, that's normal. Just enjoy His company. Perhaps, I like to hang-out with God witha a God's eye view and talk about the World.

This passage kinda cracks-me-up. God was hanging-out on the porch with Satan, bullshitting.

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Job 1

Prologue

1 In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job. This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil. 2 He had seven sons and three daughters, 3 and he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, and had a large number of servants. He was the greatest man among all the people of the East.

4 His sons used to hold feasts in their homes on their birthdays, and they would invite their three sisters to eat and drink with them. 5 When a period of feasting had run its course, Job would make arrangements for them to be purified. Early in the morning he would sacrifice a burnt offering for each of them, thinking, “Perhaps my children have sinned and cursed God in their hearts.” This was Job’s regular custom.

6 One day the angels[a] came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan[b] also came with them. 7 The LORD said to Satan, “Where have you come from?”

Satan answered the LORD, “From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.”

8 Then the LORD said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil.”

9 “Does Job fear God for nothing?” Satan replied. 10 “Have you not put a hedge around him and his household and everything he has? You have blessed the work of his hands, so that his flocks and herds are spread throughout the land. 11 But now stretch out your hand and strike everything he has, and he will surely curse you to your face.”

12 The LORD said to Satan, “Very well, then, everything he has is in your power, but on the man himself do not lay a finger.”

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I think that passage is funny. Don't play me like that. I'll swear to Your face! ROFLMAO

God says...
failure_is_not_an_option ha obviously could_it_be___Satan
Somalia population ipod dang_it what_do_you_want slumin
don't_even_think_about_it ordinarily application beep_beep
how_about_that Madagascar endure Singapore flat gambling

He said Somolia (figuratively) wants ipods (figuratively, etc). He's mad and they would have to endure Singapore-like discipline.

God says (random passage)

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ey said, We cannot, until all the flocks be gathered
together, and till they roll the stone from the well's mouth; then we
water the sheep.

29:9 And while he yet spake with them, Rachel came with her father's
sheep; for she kept them.

29:10 And it came to pass, when Jacob saw Rachel the daughter of Laban
his mother's brother, and the sheep of Laban his mother's brother,
that Jacob went near, and rolled the stone from the well's mouth, and
watered the flock of Laban his mother's brother.

29:1

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Mostly a dud. Let's find-out why the earthquake in Japan. Haiti seemed obvious. (I'm awful) By the way, He said to build hotels in Haiti. Carter might be all over that.

God says (random passage)

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And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all
their goodly castles, with fire.

31:11 And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and
of beasts.

31:12 And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto
Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the
children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by
Jordan near Jericho.

31:13 And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the
congregation, went forth to

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You have to make it fit. I think this is about rioting -- any other interpretation doesn't fit. It's also about scum... who loot.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+14...

I'm pretty-good at interpreting.