"But if you’re keeping a vault of these stolen files around or sharing them with others, that suggests perhaps you’re not innocent."

Perhaps you don't understand the (stated) facts around this case. They didn't copy/steal the files, merely pointed others to the publicly available S3 bucket. Could there be more details that we don't know? Sure. But this is the situation being discussed here.

"As I’ve said elsewhere, you’re not going to be punished for the mere act of accidentally downloading an open file."

How so? Courts have held that you are bound to the ToS even if you didn't read it. That you accepting those ToS implicitly and then violating them is sufficient scienter to prove you knowingly exceeded your authorization (which again, typically defines boundaries poorly) and violated the CFAA (except for that one case law about accessing unsecured things that I can't find).

"And if you ever become a victim of a crime, you might appreciate these protections in a way you seem not to today."

Who says I haven't been a victim of a crime? I have. I still think that many cyber laws are not appropriate. Of course most victims will view the protections favorably - they value benefit to themselves more than benefit to society; they aren't impartial.

Perhaps you will better understand my position if you've ever been screwed over by the system and had your clearly defined rights violated (even when a civil rights lawyer agrees that it was a violation but that the courts don't care). The system does not care about justice or doing what's right. You can't call it justice when it's estimated 2-10% of incarcerated individuals were wrongly convicted. The system cares only about itself and its privileged participants as evidenced by such travesties as the privacy of judicial complaints trumping ones right to exculpatory evidence. The basis they give for this privacy is that the public would lose trust in the system, which is only true if incompetence and misconduct was common and not appropriately dealt with. The judges ruling on these topics are not impartial and simply granting themselves additional privileges.

"The law is not read literally in most cases"

The law has to be sufficiently defined so that people can know it. Ambiguity is supposed to benefit the defendant under strict construction and reasonable explaination/doubt because the law is unknowable because it is not defined. There is also precedent stating that laws cannot be interpreted contrary to their language. Sure, interpretation can take place as to what the spirit of the law is, but it cannot violate the letter in doing so. Unfortunately we see this precedent violated in other rulings (I've seen it personally in applying non-scienter absolute liability to an offense that explicitly applies a reasonable standard of care).

'“Breaking and entering” is a perfect example'

How so? The title of the crime might not encompass the totality of its application, but the actual elements of the offense should be defined under the section and applied consistent to that definition.

"... but it’s not how lawyers think and operate."

Based on this and other parts of your conversation, it sounds like you may be involved in and benefiting from the system. It seems you may not be impartial and are likely exhibiting some bias to quell the cognitive dissonance of participating in a flawed system so that you can maintain the status quo that is beneficial to you.