> Of course this has nothing to do with what system design questions (most) interviewers care about. But this is the system design that matters on the job.

Sigh.

I just think it's so absurd that "system design" is now an interview category that's expected of new grads. I'm talking about the fanciful form of this, where the bright eyed and bushy tailed new grad is somehow working on a problem that is the equivalent of the Large Hadron Collider or the Apollo space program.

I've sat on the other side of these interviews, and what I'm hoping for, especially from beginners, is just some common sense, and some reassurance that they can identify at least the main design tradeoffs and make appropriate decisions based on the information available. And then we look at what should happen to the design of our system if I modify our assumptions, or add new use cases that create new forms of stress on the system.

What I get instead is stuff like "I'll use a key value store", and when I ask why, I get "because it scales better", and when I ask "compared to what, why, under what conditions", I get blank stares, because they've barely used either. Then I learn that they said a thing because they read some github repo with 100 system design questions that said so. Or they read a prep bible that told them this is how Google does things. Or they read an actual book about a subject (a bit better) but didn't really absorb the ideas (which is fine! happens to me too!), but wanted to use the thing they learned about anyway.

What I actually wanted was "because the data is simple and non-relational and this will suffice for the foreseeable future, and features XYZ help remove complexity from the app" or "this is a single-purpose system designed to do one thing very well, and we can pack a lot more storage / throughput per node this way" or "Never mind, the requirements and the future are fairly vague, I'll just use something I understand well, is flexible, well supported and easy to migrate out of" or ANY sort of sense that we do things because of reasons, and we don't do things if we don't have good reasons to do them.

I remember being a beginner too - not knowing things and inexperience is perfectly fine, the point is we want you to do your best with what you have. It's fine to be honest about your knowledge and capabilities. You can look silly otherwise.

What are fairly nuanced, philosophical or "it depends on ..." questions to me after two degrees and almost a decade and a half into my career, for some of these folks is "of course it's X", and I'm just flabbergasted at the level of confidence that's projected. Please just a) exercise judgement b) based on the facts available c) leveraging your existing knowledge of core software concepts. Try a design, say why you did each thing this way, say what you like and don't like about it, say what you're uncertain about, what a few alternatives would look like, what you don't like about those, and what you'd change if you had a bit more information. This is the kind of "how do I do this" thing everyone building anything should be doing every day.

It's not impressive for you to be able to regurgitate the X types of cache policies according to wikipedia. It is, however, impressive when I point out a potential problem with the way you set up your caching scheme, and so you look at what you designed, actually think about what that means, and are able to tweak it to better fit the requirements. I don't mind whether you're aware that you just re-discovered a thing that already has a name.

My plea to whoever is posing and judging these system design interview questions in this way causes young interviewees to think they need to participate in a kind of veteran staff engineer cosplay tech-braggadocio circus: for god's sake, just test what's required for the job, please and thank you.