Some People Jokes
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
Some people, when faced with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use binary.” Now they have 10 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use threads,” and then two they hav erpoblesms.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use multithreading”. Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.
Some people see a problem and think “I know, I’ll use Java!” Now they have a ProblemFactory.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use anagrams." Now they have bloom twerps.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll watch Countdown." Now they have two conundrums.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Shareware." Now they have two trials.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use caching." Now they have one problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll ignore it." Now someone else has one more problem.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use recursion!" Now now they now they have now they have two now they have two problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use eval". Now they have all the problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use metaprogramming". Now the problem has a problem.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use AI". Now the problem says they are they problem.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use linked lists". Now they have a problem. Now they have a problem. Now they have a problem.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use heuristics". Now they have approximately 2 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use calculus". Now they have infinity problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use physics". Now they one real problem and a spherical one on vacuum.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use JavaScript." Now they have undefined problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use quantum computing". Now it is highly likely that they have two problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll linear algebra". Now they have two problems and two equations.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use recursion". Now they have a problem about themselves having a problem.
Some people, when confronted with a data storage problem, think "I know, I'll use RAID." Now they have an array of problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll hire a consultant.” Now they have an unknown number of problems and a lot less money.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, say, "I know, I'll use a state machine!" Now they have a finite set of problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use enums!" Now they have 32 - 1 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use containers!" Now they have a contained problem.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use complex numbers". Now they have 2i problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use C". Now they have segmentation fault (core dumped).