I feel I just looked into a mirror world that's exactly like the one I live in, except everything is reversed.

The UK started out very briefly with a Sweden-like strategy. We now know the Sweden strategy was correct: their results are in line with the EU average[1] despite a drastically smaller decline in GDP, a much smaller backlog of non-COVID health care problems and of course, a critically higher freedom and quality of life. The UK was 'bounced' into this reversal by its most highly educated people: literally university professors.

Later it turned out that those professors had forced the reversal using a computational model that was filled with mission-critical bugs[2][3]. It was so buggy that it produced totally different predictions every time it was run depending on what CPU architecture executed it and how many threads it used. There were typos in the constants of the hand-rolled PRNG, memory corruption errors in hand-rolled sorting functions and of course the whole thing was impossible to understand, being a single 15,000+ line C file in which basically every variable had a single letter name. The guys behind it were not merely incompetent but knew they were incompetent: the lead author (the notorious Ferguson) told a national newspaper, "For me the code is not a mess, but it's all in my head, completely undocumented. Nobody would be able to use it" [4] as if these statements weren't a contradiction. They brought in developers from GitHub to try and patch the code into an acceptable state before it was released, and then did a git squash to try and hide all the bug fixes.

People who pointed these problems out were told that it didn't matter because none of the models actually mattered - all that mattered was that "Epidemiology is not a branch of computer science and the conclusions around lockdown rely not on any mathematical model but on the scientific consensus" [5]. That is obviously 100% pure pseudo-science.

Some UK ministers and MPs have repeatedly expressed frustration that whenever they try and introduce some perspective, quietly ignore obviously dodgy numbers or reduce the damage of the proposed policies, the "scientists" immediately run to the press and whip up a mob that forces them to obey. Yet these people - the most highly educated of them all - have shown consistently very low standards about everything they are expected to know about.

Vaccines are the first chance we get to see what can happen when the British government is able to tackle something without dodgy epidemiologists constantly fucking everything up. Actual scientists, working in the world of real experiments and trials instead of student-quality C programs pretending to be theories, were paired with the private sector and a government that worked hard to clear obstacles from their path. The results have been extraordinary.

[1] https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToS...

[2] https://lockdownsceptics.org/code-review-of-fergusons-model/

[3] https://lockdownsceptics.org/second-analysis-of-fergusons-mo...

[4] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/neil-ferguson-interview-n...

[5] https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2020/05/16/coding-led...