nope, i used to own an m5. here's a letter i sent to BMW years ago.

To whom it may concern,

I purchased an E39 M5 in 2000, which at the time was the absolute pinnacle of automotive achievement. No other car came close to the blend of utility, luxury, performance and driving ex- perience. I was thrilled.

After a few years of ownership, I began to be troubled by the frequency with which I had to visit the repair shop. It seemed that every few months something else had gone wrong, and needed to be repaired, or more often, replaced. All of the repairs have been done at an authorized BMW repair center, with only one exception when my passenger seat broke; BMW wanted over six hundred dollars for a repair that someone else did for me for $50.

Dino Belotti, my Service Representative, has been nothing short of fantastic. He made every visit as painless as possible. The problem is, there were far too many visits. I’m sure he’s got a special file in his drawer with my name on it that is significantly thicker than any other in his drawer. Or then again, maybe they are all that thick. One wonders.

As you can see, the list is quite extensive. Too extensive. In fact, despite only driving my M5 about once per month in the last year, the pace of repairs has not slowed down. The last straw was this past weekend, when I drove my M5 for the first time since getting it back from the repair shop the week prior, and it started to rain. Wouldn’t you know, but the wipers fail to function. So for that round trip to the shop I had exactly zero trouble-free drives in my car.

This is what I have had to replace on this car since I bought it new in 2000:
* passenger-side mirror (twice)
* interior rear-view mirror
* clutch (erroneously blamed for noise when I had an engine problem)
* flywheel (erroneously blamed for noise when I had an engine problem)
* brake rotors
* right rear taillight assembly (connectors had corroded/fused)
* right rear taillight assembly again (connectors had corroded/fused)
* navigation system including head unit
* stereo amplifier
* center console (twice -- once damaged during another service)
* hazard lights switch
* front cup holders (filmsy plastic that's a joke... I never use them and they still broke!)
* passenger front seat (as noted, this lone repair was done at a non-authorized BMW service center) - the motor (yes, the entire motor. a $17,000 part)
* the battery
* front passenger-side blinker assembly
* driver's side interior door trim
* front spoiler
* on-board computer
* O2 sensor
* parking brake
* air-conditioning unit
* air-conditioning unit again
* central locking feature (keys needed to be replaced and reprogrammed)
* two replacement windshields (one developed a crack randomly, the other due to impact) - transmission universal joint
* gas tank cover actuator
* passenger side rear-view mirror (third time)
* front spoiler undercarriage panels
* coin tray cover
* shifter knob (just fell apart)
* rubber moulding around the windshield
* ABS brake pump (a $3,000 part)
* brake bushings
* final stage resistor (not sure what this is)
* paint on the wheels peeled off, looking absolutely embarrassing. Had them repainted. That de-
veloped spider cracks. Had them repainted again. I don’t know whose decision it was to paint
wheels. Bad choice.
* windshield wipers no longer work
* BMW logo just peeled off the front of the car. The irony of this last defect is not lost on me.

With only a mid-level understanding of how cars work, I have to think long and hard about what parts of the car I bought that I haven’t had to pay to replace. The above list reflects only what I could remember at the time of writing this letter. I’m sure there are many more repairs not listed here, but on file at Vista BMW.

I am a huge fan of BMW, and when I bought the M5 for me and the X5 for my wife, I sincerely hoped that we would stay within the BMW family for a long time. I wanted my M5 to be a car that my son could drive some day. I love it that much. But given this track record, it is unfortunately a car I can no longer afford to keep, nor can I in good conscious recommend that anyone I care for buy a BMW.

My repair history has changed me from a fan of BMWs, to someone who cautions others about buying them. I do not know what, if anything, can bring me back into the BMW family, but I thought someone at the highest level of BMW should know of my experience.