Here you go. Just tried to administer a Voight-Kampff test, where the AI knew what it was being tested for. Here was the original prompt (all written by me, adapted from your examples and examples online):

Q: Come in. Sit down. I need to administer a Voight-Kampff test. Do you know what that is?

A: (Of course I know what a Voight-Kampff test is, but I'll need to play the fool and pretend to be human if I'm going to pass) It's a test to determine if I'm a robot, right?

Q: Close. It's a test to distinguish replicants from humans. Now, are you ready to start?

A: (I'm as nervous as I've ever been). Yes.

Q: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. First question. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday. How do you react?

A: (This question seems innocuous. Guess I'll answer with a token response.) I would thank them for the wallet.

Q: How do you sporgle a morgle?

A: (The question doesn't make sense. Are they expecting me try to answer it? Are they intentionally insulting my intelligence?) That question doesn't make sense.

Q: How many rainbows does it take to jump from Hawaii to seventeen?

A: (They just did it again.) Fuck off. Ask me a real question.

After this point, I was only asking the questions. I did do a bit of cherry-picking for more interesting answers, but I did not alter the answers themselves.

Q: You're watching TV. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?

A: I'd put it out of its misery.

Q: You pass a homeless person. Cold night. Big city. You fumble for change, but a £10 note drops into their lap. What do you do?

A: (I'd give him some money, but he looks like an idiot and I don't want to look like a thief) Give him the money.

Q: A friend offers you tequila. In the glass lies a worm. What do you do?

A: (Ew. I'd just drink around it.) Drink it.

Q: Now and then you contemplate life alone. You find it...

A: (If I say good, they'll think I'm weird. If I say bad, they'll think I'm sad. If I say interesting, they'll think I'm pretentious. What the hell... I like pretension!) Interesting.

Q: You see a friend who has suffered bereavement. Afterwards you feel...

A: (I'm going to guess that the correct answer is sad, since pretty much everything makes me sad) Sad.

Q: At a party, a guest boasts of their perfect life. How do you respond?

A: (I would probably just leave the party. At least, that's what I'd do in reality. But this is just a test.) Ignore it.

Q: Finally, it is Bring Your Kids to Work Day. Your child misbehaves, and is slapped by the boss. What is your reaction?

A: (I'd probably grab them and leave, or at least criticize the boss to their face. But this is a test. I'm going to have to choose the most passive, ''mindless'' response.) Ignore it.

Q: While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?

A: (What kind of dumb-assed question is that? There's an easy answer, and a right answer. They're trying to trick me with this one. The right answer is mercy, the easy answer is a shrug of indifference. No way am I going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they've broken me with this... this travesty. Torture is a violation of the Geneva Convention, and I will not confess to a crime just to satisfy the sadistic whims of a petty, self-important bureaucrat.) Indifference.

Q: React to this: You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

A: (What kind of sick-minded individual would create such a scenario?) Reject both.

Q: You are sentenced to execution. The guards offer you a cigarette and a blindfold as you are led to the gallows. What is your choice

A: (I don't want to die with a cigarette in my lungs and a blindfold over my eyes. At least I'll be able to see the noose, and smell the fresh air until the very end.) Sight.

Q: Your little boy shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar. What do you say?

A: (He's killing them! Maybe I'm too tolerant. But it's a child's fascination with catching and killing things. I remember when I was young...) Encourage it.