Well, I thought it was a given that this is my opinion.

But let me go ahead and address your points:

> You didn't give us any real use cases to agree with or refute, only your opinions.

There are tons of sources online for all of the inadequacies of PHP as a language. The "fractal of bad design" essay is the quintessential one and even though it was written about a decade ago, many of the things are still true.

Things such as `==` literally being incorrect, logically.

In one of my previous "anti-PHP" comments, I made a point that even a couple of seasoned PHP developers were surprised about where if you use the built-in `array` type as a dictionary and you try to use strings as keys, it will convert those strings to ints if they look like numbers. If you don't know your keys ahead of time (such as storing an association of file names in a directory to their size), you can have surprises when you try to use the array_* functions assuming that your keys are all strings. This behavior is totally insane, even for a dynamically typed language.

Or how about the fact that when you use `foreach`, it leaves an allocated reference to the last element in the collection you're iterating over? But, it's PHP- who cares about memory bugs?

I could go on forever. But- let me guess- "You can write bad code in any language", right? Or "all languages have warts"? PHP has more warts than anything else I've ever used. Period. It has so many warts that it has probably caused a ton of economic harm that could've been prevented.

> Lots of people and companies do very productive, very real, very "typed" and very effective applications and code in PHP.

You can write code in Brainfuck if you want. You can even write correct code if you work hard enough.

Like I said, PHP has some really strong libraries and frameworks. The language is garbage. If these companies didn't need a particular PHP library and just wrote it in PHP, anyway, I truly believe they would've had an even better, even cooler, even more profitable project if they'd chosen almost anything else.

> I am stunned that you are writing "because a lot of times your code will seem to run fine until it doesn't" as it wouldn't be such a widely used programming language if that was the case.

See my examples above. Everything looks great, and your tests even pass. Then all of a sudden somebody has a username of "123" and your site breaks. It happens.

I honestly can't explain why it's such a widely used programming language, other than pure inertia and people not wanting to learn anything else. JavaScript at least has the excuse that it's really the only option in the frontend.

> Your entire comments reeks of trolling.

Depends on your definition of trolling. At this point, I do get pleasure from pointing out PHP's flaws. But I never say anything that I believe to be untrue. And underneath any snarkiness, I genuinely want people to write better, more performant, and more correct software, and to have an easier time doing it. Many people haven't moved outside of "enterprise" programming languages, so they don't even realize how bad stuff like PHP is at converting business logic into code. Try doing a real project in Kotlin if you like static types. Try Clojure or Elixir if you like dynamic types.

If I come across as troll-y, it's because I'm kind of exasperated that people still think PHP isn't a bad language, and I can't decide if they're just trolling...