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!BANZAI, BONSAI, BOND’S EYE!
How to become a Jedi Knight/Sith Warrior, or the new millennium survival guide, o Camillo. by JUSTIN THYME
1. Remove the dams on the rivers. Super Drip Line Water Collect Ahora. Make your main goal in life to establish free flowing drinkable rivers that naturaly fertilize the ocean our main food source. Pound a stake into ober rivers. Stop worldwide oceanic fertilizer burn. DEEPFRY & FREEZEDRY Modern Ag. As practiced. See Spaceship rules on #22.

2. Don’t use the Black Stuff mined from the ground that powers the A/C and Alterating Current. Don’t even think about direct current and batrays. Plants are the only nuclear option. Windmills chop up the birds. Empower the people not the power Co. Force Global Blanket rapidliy escalating carbon tax, drop current use 90%, anticipate further cuts. Use money to fund sustainable stewardship.

3. Reestablish native Flora and Fuana from handpicked local seeds. Support your local power pollenators. Take the seeds out of doomsday storage and replace with pharmicuticles. Put over the counter stuff behind the counter.

4. Grow organic fruit, vegetables, nuts, herbs, roots and fungus, preferably heirloom. Eat more natural seafood. Horse is delicious. Beer is horse piss. Convert Champagne Room into Brew Ha Huas. Don’t drink fermented comodeity crops.

5. Abhore plastic, aluminum, metal, soap, perfume, degreasers, basically anything that can’t be put into a fish tank. Don’t be a miner. Reuse as many times as possible than RECYCLE. Metal is sacred.

6. Travel by Boat use paddles, oars, sails, or tramp steamers, ferries idea. Swim. Keep swimming join with another swimmer, have child, keep enjoying swimming… attempt back cross with forest elves idea. See what you get.

7. Walk if can’t do Above. Perhaps a bus or public transportation. HITCH HIKE. Stroll.

8. Riding a bicycle is an extremely advanced maneuver, I recommend salvaging one from the trash pile. In fact the dump is the new mine, wave to false idol that the ohms who work there taking notes built at the top. Look out for the skateboarders and hulahoop girls.

9. Learn to teleport. DON’T GET CAUGHT HOLDING A HYDROELECTRIC TURBINE, DAM CONSTRUCTING, WETLANDS DRAINING, OR RESIVOIR PERMIT PATENT OR GRAND FATHER CLAUSE. L.A. Orange Rice Racket Rangers. PANAMA CANAL and SUEZ CANAL EXCLUDED.

10. Don’t get caught with pre-sliced bread, it gets stale faster. Don’t be an Arnold Jonser. Quit praying for daily bread and banglindish for rice. Rethink the teach Girls that are scouts to sell there “cookies” idea.

11. Turn off the TV, realize you’re on universal TV already. Recycle your existing set into future Checkoff and Sulu reminder machines.

12. If you unfortunately own property, don’t fence it off. Grow buffaloes instead of steers idea. Teach dog to stay, perhaps grow food for it to. Get a pig or learn to eat dog.

13. *Don’t be a money lender or one of the investors in the destroy the planet project. Oysters and Honey are the new money.

14. Don’t take pharmaceuticals, or manufacture them under ecologically harmful manners. Use the ”good lords” minillimay processed herbs, funguses, and other plant and animals instead.

15. Do whatever you can to avoid getting a sun burn, especially on the neck. Listen to live music. Shun radioactive radio, and square unspun digital.

16. Wright your politrickons. Not to far to the left. Don’t try to buy or consume a “green” product to solve the consumption problem on this planet. Turn the lights, heat, and A/C off instead. GO BLUE AHORA. Quit praying to the A/C&D/C!

17. Learn not to vote for guys and gals named Washingtown, Lincon, Pierce, Fillmore, Harding, Hoover Raygun, Clintown, Isenhower, Nixon, W, Chainey, Gore, Obomba? , McCane… I’m sure you’re starting to see the light. Get the rails and used carpet ready to ride any unable polititions out of here.

18. Don’t look at life as a trial and tribulation. Even though it is. Learn fast.

19. Enjoy solving problems. Begin Operation Planet Oceana Nighttime Disco Ball Display Shutdown. Unsrew and save or recycle security night lights including streetlamps. Tar and feather noncomplyers lights. Carry a torch that shines light in all directions. Use your Headlamp. Learn to do the ” Luke Skywalker”. Hint: Drop your blastsheild.

20. Learn to identify Hydrophobes. They Can Not “dance”. Not “aware”. They store there water in open dam reservoirs and let it evaporate. Then they rush the water to the sea as fast as they can between levees and in canals. They are sandbaggers. They suck wells dry as fast as they can. They mist water around in the air. RABID VAMPIRES. Not “AWARE”. They can not “dance”. They love lawns and squere bushes. Pop a cap in the Sprinkler Heads. Reports of walk on water, part –the- seas, and other don’t melt me witch tricks. Go with Noah Idea.

21. Don’t abort the seeds of grass with a mower, you’ll starve the birds and when we have exodus the riotous ones will not be delivered there flock. Rightous/Leftous will still get some delivery.

22. Don’t ever let a company Mountsainto+Co., take over your food supply. Ban Cloned Plants and animals on planet Oshiana. Try bringing back the Mastidon and other Megafauna instead idea. Dams, Dikes, Weirs, Canals, Clones, Flourecent Lights, Particle colliders (not allowed to turn on until out of Milky Way), New Nuclear Power Plants, Hydroponics, Plastic Food and Drink Containers, High power Radioactive wave sending devices, 92% to 98% of “plastic” stuff, 99% of Styrofoam. Shrimp Farms, Salmon Farms, Tuna Ranches, most pesticides,GMO’s,and cleaning products are for Space Ships.

23.If you live in South Florida don’t get caught with a Fuckus tree, Umbrella Plant(the hydrophobes really like this one), Pair-of-dice palm, Youreeka Palm, Arbicola, Rowbelowknees, Oyster Plant, Ixora, Normal Folk Pine, BRASillion pepper, Chinese Popcorn Tree, Boygonetothevilla, anykind of palm tree from Madatgascar, Mallucka, St.Augustine, Fauxtinia, Jolley Green Giant, Pittosporyum, Hosstrayyoung Pine, Impatients, Spatholowspyloam, Croaktown, Princess Plant, Pony Tail Palm, Suriname Cherry, Exotic Bromiliads, Elefant Bush, Black Olive with no olives, any palm trees stolen from Cuba, Ornamentals, Other useless(except as steam turban rotator fuel, animal food oneself included, building material…etc.) exotic plants. Tar and feather Florida Growers and Nursery Asssociation, if they don’t stop the installation of the garden of “NO EATEN”.

24. In short learn how to read, consume lots of natural science books, read the bible(manuel), I recommend reading the first chapter and then skipping to the last one to see what will happen if you follow the recipe. It’s obviously a gardening manuel. Get a degree in environmental Horticulture, Learn about drainage. Highjack the plan. Board the ship like a pirate and turn into bucaneeraeiou when pleased.

I sent this to you guy’s first, got anything to add? It looks like I’m running out of time, but I figured I’d better catch these Galls and Those Whoatoman types(not nessacarily females) with their pants down. Looks like good timing don’t it?
~JJMCO~ surgeon. Now performing emergency stroke work on late middle age Manchurian woman likely candidate for “pharmorhormonostillwater simplex” multiple massive stroke. Next patient, early 30’s male dressed in leaderhosen, emergency appendixcitus,suspect “damdustyfoodandbeer diet/ cleanwater complex”, he’s running a high temperature.

Horticultural Enterprise
John Lawrence Kanazawa Jolley (an average guy, golden nostaypufflessmarshmallowman, pretty boy, who’s all to happy to rinse out the law)
Lajohnwrencejolley, the most productive machine ever to be on the surface of this wet rock, a no flush,composting,etc. toilet with squirt gun, gauruntied to keep you alive, looking vibrant, and healthy.

John Lawrence Jolley
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New rules take effect May25, 2009. Full swing mid melt N.Hemisphere 2009.
We’re bringing back the old SMOTE rule, in addition De-Smote and worse. But, Pro-Smote and better have been added as well. Do you think DAM FREE Buncombe Co. Rockin’ Chairs would outsell an organic Chinese version? How about DE- DAM Jam? Huh?

I’ve got a solution, let’s roll the mud down the French Broad from Devil’s Courthouse to New Orleans, Dam Free South, Export Idea.

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