This shows a really deep misunderstanding of tribal lifestyles.

> Live in a rural area.

The only reason this might be true is because colonizers killed off or enslaved all the people who lived in places you can grow food. That's why the only places the San maintain their ways of life are mountains and deserts. But originally they lived in all sorts of ecosystems

> No education except what you can do yourself.

They have education... they educate themselves and even if not they can still send their kids to western schools. Also, why wouldn't they be able to get books?

> No travel

A foraging society travels every day. Native americans traveled great distances between seasons. During winter and fall many peoples lived in large urban centers (cities). Some of these cities were larger than European cities. People got around and you got to experience much more cultural diversity than the average industrial citizen does today

> No music except what you can make yourself

indigenous music... exists. And its often a central part of their culture. Music used to be more plentiful than it is today. In large part because they had so much more leisure time

> No shoes.

I don't know where you got this one from

> No food that didn't grow within a few miles of you

Like I said earlier, indigenous peoples absolutely did interact with other peoples and trade has always been a thing even before agriculture. Many peoples had large portions of their calories coming from trading

> You will eat the same 12 things your whole life. No spices, no seasoning, probably no salt either. No cooking oil.

Indigenous peoples had a much more varied diet than modern western people do. They knew hundreds of plants, fish, birds, reptiles, and even bugs. Part of the reason they enjoy better food security than their industrial counterparts is because of how varied their diet is. If their hunt is unsuccessful, if the sweet potato harvest was small this season, if their staple foods burned down, etc then they had a ton of backup foods and things we consider delicacies today. From acorn flour to lizards to even ants. And they also used spices extensively in tropical areas because it keeps food better preserved and safer

> Healthcare is whatever you can assemble at home. Dental problem? Sharp rock. Cancer? Goodbye. Infection? Goodbye. Same for your kids. Be sure to have extras to replace the ones who die.

I don't know where to start with this one. For one, hunter gatherers enjoyed much better dental health than their agricultural counterparts [1]. They also had many medicines and techniques for oral health that modern science is still learning from. For example the miswaks (a chewing stick) that's still widely used in Muslim parts of the world was found to be more effective than brushing your teeth [2] and has been recommended by the WHO.

> No shampoo. No soap.

No need! Your skins microbiome is essential to your health. Studies have found it to be really lacking diversity in Western populations compared to non-western populations. Two studies that censused populations of hunter gatherers both found zero cases of any level of acne [3]. One of 1200 Kitavans, and one of 115 Ache over 843 days. Both peoples across the globe from each other yet no instances of acne. This seems to be true for many of the skin diseases we face

Also it's not true that they had no soap. Indigenous peoples know which plants have saponins and other anti-microbial properties and use them as needed

> No bed. You sleep on skins.

lol

> No AC, ever. No thermostat. No heat but fire and body heat.

Precisely why hunter-gatherers are the ultimate eco-friendly society lol. But seriously tho, they constructed their shelters in ways that make a natural sort of AC system (the way that termites build their mounds and the way that modern western architects are trying to replicate). They have many other solutions to cold as well. Not to mention the human body adapts in a lot of ways to different climates (have you ever seen a Russian swim in a sub-zero lake?).

> No retirement - work until death.

Like I said, they work much less. In most societies the elders are well respected and play other important roles. As multiple studies have found, the biggest predictor of how long you'll live is your social network/community. Being able to grow old in a community of people you're extremely close with is something I wish our society still allowed us to do

> No police. Someone threatening you? I hope your family can back you up. You will be called upon to do violence. There will be no morality in it, only advantage.

This is a western bias of how, not only human nature, but nature itself works. Cooperation is a powerful force that is constant throughout nature. It is selected for in everything from slime molds to ants to naked mole rats. Darwin wasn't even a Darwinist. He recognized the importance that cooperation plays in evolution. The idea that competition is the driving force in evolution is one that runs deep in our evolutionary biology because for most of it's history, evolutionary biology in America was done by white Southern landowners. It wasn't until a Northerner got in that theories of group selection and kin selection started to be looked at. Now even game theory recognizes the importance of cooperation for survival

> You could easily - easily! - work 15 hours a week and live at this consumption level (in fact, far beyond). And, eating better than a !Kung would be extremely simple on $5 per day.

Good luck affording 100% organic, wild caught, no pesticides, etc food. Did you know that since 1914, the mineral content of our vegetables has decreased by over 90% [4]?

[1] https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/02/24/1726888...
[2] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/000163500429398
[3] https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamadermatology/fullarticle...
[4] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6163803/