> The people who enjoy functional programming find it vastly enjoyable/better/whatever.

That's a tautology...

Anyway.... I think I "get" enough of FP and I use parts of it. I certainly find it very useful. Types as well, very useful for me.

However, headlines like the current one and comments along the same hype line are just annoying. I sure like practical people discussing these things, but reality in this universe is that if you actually want to do something in the real world there is no abstraction that's even close to complete. Everything leaks like a sieve. You compensate by choosing and mixing your tools and by adapting on the fly. Theory is a tool, nothing more. "I'm a functional programmer" - okay, I'm merely a "programmer", and I choose whatever works best and don't fuzz about labels and purity.

The points you mention all work in parts, and disintegrate in other parts when they come into contact with a real problem plus its context.

These discussions are so... random and often emotional and committed because there is no context to measure against. It's just words. If there is a concrete problem including the concrete context (the entire environment and business context) it's much easier to agree on something. Without that, every commenter comes in with their own context vision in their brain, which depends on what they've been doing. In the end any non-trivial piece of engineering (software or not) is much more messy than any theory can account for.

Exactly what @pron said in the comment you replied to about the "Appeals to "the power of math"" akin to a believe in magical solutions. I find it extremely pretentious TBO, although I certainly value math very highly. But it's a tool with severe limitations and not a magical instrument.

All this stuff - math, type systems, FP - appear to us so "pure" and as the perfect solution because we invented it and (also because of that) it is a great match for how our brain works: Which means disregarding 99% of reality (and our sensors are very limited to begin with). But whenever we try to apply a thus derived "pure" solution to the real world we find that the disregarded and filtered-out aspects start appearing in all corners. If the person looking at it also has the same bias they concentrate on only the part that was successfully modeled and think "this worked perfectly", so in evaluating the solution you have the same filter again. But whenever you try to do something more complex and/or more complete with math it's a major undertaking, taking many very good people a long time. So yes, math can be used to model more aspects, but that results in an explosion of complexity.

The closer you program on "math space" problems the more perfect the mathy solutions like FP and type systems will fit. The more the real world has to be dealt with the more the leaks in the abstractions will become apparent. You can try to deal with them with the "mathy" solutions to remain in that space, but that then becomes more and more complex, and at some point you end up with a "hack" to cut through the thicket.

I highly recommend learning the basics of (cell-level and below) biology and biochemistry instead of yet another programming language to see a very different system. Then it becomes apparent the differences between various programming tools are much less than the heated discussion make it seem. When you look with a magnifier glass tiny differences look like mountains. FP, OOP, procedural programming, whatever - it's all not all that different really, in comparison. It should be more apparent when you remember it all runs on the exact kind of hardware architecture. Our computing hardware is not diverse at all really (quantum computing as a very early and very limited experiment being a noteworthy exception; as are mostly older analog computing systems). The layers on top are all closely bound by and to it.