Wow, some of these really go off the rails but those that only kinda go off the rails are absolutely hilarious and/or bizarre.

A few summaries of ones that I looked at which appeared to be more or less staying on a single topic:

Sample 1: An Austin nonvegetarian vegetarian restaurant encounters a series of difficulties in opening, as its nonexistent but extensive menu depicts a wide range of food options and the restaurant opening is delayed by financial and food-safety concerns. The nonvegetarian restaurant has also annoyed vegetarian clientele with its plans to be a vegetarian restaurant. Food reviewers nonetheless manage to eat at the new restaurant and post their reviews; the establishment also becomes "the first Austin restaurant to ride a ride-sharing service in Austin since the 'Bike-Share — Share the Ride' controversy erupted".

Sample 3: Denise Schroeder encounters perhaps the most complex and confusing legal trial in American history as she gets murdered, is accused of murder, comes under investigation for liquor law violations, becomes an abuse victim, prompts others around her to commit suicide, is arrested, and ultimately wins the right to marry her same-sex partner.

Sample 6: Cooking rice and beans by steaming a roast in a wok is easy! Just follow these 40 simple steps to update your XBox firmware, and you'll end up with a nice fried soup.

Sample 8: A protest march against drought in South Asia attracts very broad support, but its radical nationalist message is simultaneous endorsed and feared by virtually everyone in the region.

Sample 13: The global bicycle industry, although very large, is perhaps unsurprisingly extraordinarily unpopular and economically irrelevant following a very complex cycling accident involving an area woman.

Sample 14: Indian restaurant owners in Canada have to contend with an amazing array of economic, technological, and environmental challenges as the infrastructure of their society seems to collapse around them -- but they do all right in the end.

Sample 26: The previously untold history of Blackwater USA, in which founder Erik Prince is capable of meeting Bill Clinton on a day in January that was actually in March, and results in Blackwater and Prince having shady dealings with all sorts of celebrities -- though the organization "may not like to admit what a true dick the injustice has wrought".

Sample 29: What does the KKK believe? Apparently, lots of complicated conspiracy theories about black history. Also, if you find their theories traumatic, you can find "several biblical [...] references that can be used to up your level of moral competency in your longterm relationship with Mr. Soros."

Sample 30: Wikileaks reports harshly on speculations of Linux adoption by rural tribal mobile device users.

Sample 37: faint praise for soccer champion who apparently keeps winning games through poor performance.

Sample 49 (following the end of the reviews section): world traveler and masterful hotel architect Frederick Beckey remains unperturbed by racist gatherings at his hotel.

Sample 50: comedians fear the looming resolution of a long-running comedian feud. Also, Soviet spectators at the Munich Olympics cheer Yuri Gagarin, who, although escorted by Russian soldiers, uses rockets and airplanes in his Olympic performances to win multiple medals. The crowd of Soviet spectators, "[l]argely composed of high school students in tight-fitting vacant uniforms [...] walked away believing that Gagarin was the next North America's greatest athlete".