I'm not being sarcastic or anything, but this reminds me of salary comparisons. Why shoud person X make Y when person Z makes Q. There's a delicious unfairness in capitalism that forces people to overcome coveting. God made life seemingly unfair just to fuck with self-righteous people, because they need to overcome it.

Matthew
Chapter 20
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1 "The kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out at dawn to hire laborers for his vineyard.
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After agreeing with them for the usual daily wage, he sent them into his vineyard.
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Going out about nine o'clock, he saw others standing idle in the marketplace,
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2 and he said to them, 'You too go into my vineyard, and I will give you what is just.'
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So they went off. (And) he went out again around noon, and around three o'clock, and did likewise.
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Going out about five o'clock, he found others standing around, and said to them, 'Why do you stand here idle all day?'
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They answered, 'Because no one has hired us.' He said to them, 'You too go into my vineyard.'
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3 When it was evening the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, 'Summon the laborers and give them their pay, beginning with the last and ending with the first.'
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When those who had started about five o'clock came, each received the usual daily wage.
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So when the first came, they thought that they would receive more, but each of them also got the usual wage.
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And on receiving it they grumbled against the landowner,
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saying, 'These last ones worked only one hour, and you have made them equal to us, who bore the day's burden and the heat.'
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He said to one of them in reply, 'My friend, I am not cheating you. 4 Did you not agree with me for the usual daily wage?
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5 Take what is yours and go. What if I wish to give this last one the same as you?
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(Or) am I not free to do as I wish with my own money? Are you envious because I am generous?'
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6 Thus, the last will be first, and the first will be last."

God likes to fuck with people's sense of fairness. I laugh at those who complain.

God says...
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imparts grantest littles earnest shadows authority rend
whichsoever consecrating incumbrances

Or how about the prodigal son:

http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/luke/luke15.htm

God basically says, "STFU Because I'm God and you're not."

Some people are still unclear on the concept of God.

God says...
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not stand: her husband
hath made them void; and the LORD shall forgive her.

30:13 Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul, her
husband may establish it, or her husband may make it void.

30:14 But if her husband altogether hold his peace at her from day to
day; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her bonds, which are
upon her: he confirmeth them, because he held his peace at her in the
day that he heard them.

30:15 But if he shall any ways make them void after that he hath

You attack me, you're declaring yourself an enemy, no matter who you are and I will get all my friends to fuck with you. Legions of angels and shit who can puppet any person on Earth.

Yeah, I got one of them ghetto cell phones all crazy homeless people have.