After Musk launches his Tesla into Mars orbit

Man I can see Musk one of the first people on Mars, stays there for like a year, no one knows what the fuck he's been really doing there, people start speculating what he can possibly be doing. He stays quiet, we look through the Hubble Telescope and see him driving around jumping ramps and shit in his Tesla.

After a year, he comes back.

Everyone goes crazy, the man who went to Mars is back on Earth. Throws huge parties. He says he will take a few people back to Mars. Takes 100 girls, goes to Mars. He instantly starts colonizing Mars(he wastes no time) making a civilization, after 50 or so years of doing this, the population is up to 100,000… he dies from old age, on his deathbed his last words are, "don't stop, we came this far, I believe in all of you" His face after his death goes everywhere, on statues, people crying, the God of Mars is dead. Tesla renamed to Musk, he becomes like what Kim Jon wants to become like in North Korea there. Everyone talks about him as a God, a legend, everyone working to make his dream of Mars becoming like Earth and fully self sustaining. Science is in full force researching shit and what not. 100 years go by and Mars is advanced asfuck, everything digital, crazy tech everywhere. Earth and Mars have a trading Post and shit, sending shit back and forth, it's like two countries now, you either live on Mars or Earth, but things start getting sour, there's shit like racism and stuff that start to develop with the two planets. People calling Mars people MuskCunts, saying Earth is better and shit, fuck the "redpeople" starts a war between planets. Start nuking shit and what not (literal world war) everything is going to shit, like history repeating itself from Earth. This goes on for many years.

The 1000th year anniversary of Tesla rolls by, a press conference is scheduled by Musk Inc...there hasn't been one since Musk was alive...... Everyone is waiting and nervous in anticipation of what the fuck it could be... The day comes by... The two world's watching the conference live, 100 million viewers. A computer turns on the live stream... Musk face appears... "War.... War never changes....... Untill now.... I have risen from the dead, and back to restore world's order. (THIS MOFO PLANTED HIS BRAIN INTO ONE OF HIS DEEP LEARNING ROBOTS, WOW THE FIRST TIME EVER DONE, BEFORE HE DIED, HOLY FUCK EVERYONE IS THINKING OMG WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND, WOW. "All your dead relatives and friends and everyone you knew has had their brains transported as well, and there is a new planet that will launch in an hour where everyone will be back alive and living on this planet, their brains and body's have been fermenting and being developed but they will be ready in an hour and you can go visit them and shit. Everyone goes FUCKING CRAZY! wttfff everyone is now praising musk, both planets cheer and go apeshit celebrating together, people laugh, people cry, world Peace becomes a thing, the new planet has enough room on it to transfer everyone on both planets there and everyone can live there at peace together. World hunger is eliminated, the new planet also had lab grown meat that was being grown for the last 100 years, being stored for this moment, all free. Everyone teleports there in an hour (he also invented the teleportation device, never before seen too) automatically and it becomes the happiest time in human history.