The Almighty has returned to bless his herd with more divine wisdom. I am Richard Jesus Stallman. For those that don't know, I am the Lord God of GNU and the inventor of the concept of freedom. If you use any kind of free software today you should probably drop to your knees and take my load in thanks now. Also, my beard causes orgasms on sight.

So today, I'm going to talk about a fairly sensitive topic. Diversity in IT. Let me start by saying, diversity is fucking awesome. No for real. Now I know you must be thinking 'but my lord, what about your hatred of a certain semitic religion that's destroying the world'

Well my children understand. It may seem like I'm racist or trolling or some other shady deed. This is not my intention. It is not the people doing these things I hate but the filth they spread to the world.

But, back on topic. Fucking diversity. Now then as I was saying before that asshole interrupted me, diversity is fucking awesome. Tyrone and Jamal are my fucking boyz. They're smart as fuck and know how to hook up the good shit. You see a lot of people think blacks are just thugs, that they don't have the mental capacity to learn about computers. Not fucking true you ignorant, racist fucks. You see the thing people don't realize about blacks is their true talents lie in their ability to be trained like animals. Seriously, with enough patience and effort, you can teach a black anything. See the mistake with slavery in the 1800's was they just didn't think big enough. Sure you can have your blacks picking cotton or fighting in mandingo arenas but that's just such a waste of a good work animal. I single handedly taught Tyrone and Jamal as much as possible about algorithms and data management. Then taught them C and x86 assembly. Now they are the only ones I trust to maintain all of GNU's software...well aside from yours truly. And as well as top notch programmers I get a couple of tough, heavily armed SOB's who know where to find the purest rock this side of fucking columbia.

Next asians. You got a couple of them l, don't need no calculators around do ya? Hahaha all kidding aside. They'll shut the fuck uo, do what you tell them and work till they drop...nuff said. Get some asians.

Women...oh god...the fucking shitting dog in the room. I'm going to tread lightly here. Never know if a ragging hag is gonna read this shit...doubtful but ya never know right. Anyway, my first most important piece of advice. Do not hire with your dick! I know this is a really tempting option....trust me. All these fine, young nubile bitches fresh outta college, pussy still sweet and tasty....god I'm getting hard....but don't ok...just don't...you want some fine young pussy, go to fucking thailand and buy that shit...its not worth it...I mean when you can spend like 50 bucks and shit in 13 year old girls mouth while her sister sucks you off, its really not worth the sexual harassment lawsuits...trust me.

Now then you might be thinking 'what about one of thos bull-dykey nerd bitches they're badically just men with tits right?' Wrong! They also have vaginas and therefore, feelings...and periods....Nepal really took a step back when they banned putting that shit out in the cowshed when the blood starts flowing.

So overall diversity is pretty fucking great. Get yourselves some blacks and Asians asap. But think long and hard (hehehe) if you want to deal with the bullshit vagina's bring.

Until next time, your lord and saviour,

Richard Jesus Stallman
Awesome Incarnate