Mmmmmm freedom. Feels fucking great. There's nothing like freedom. God that feeling. Not that any of you shitbags know what I'm talking about. There's nothing like fucking freedom. Freedom is why I fucking live, why I fucking breathe. Fuck yeah freedom. That shit is why I am Jesus. I invented that shit back in a little time period known as the 70's. Me and Dennis Ritchie were completely fucking obliterated on mescalin for like 3 days when we had the fucking vision that made me the god I am today.

'Yo Dennis like what if we totally like wrote programs and shit and like gave that shit away for free, with the source code, then other smart ass dudes like us can work on it and we can have all the best shit...get this...for free'

'Duuuuuuuuddddee.....but wait I mean we are like the smartest fucking dudes in the world I mean I fucking wrote C while completely and utterly wasted and getting with half the bitches at Berkeley. And you're a fucking genius man. You wrote your first fucking search and sort at 3 months outta colored blocks then you fucking wrote your first compiler using your fucking preschool class. People should pay us to write shit man. Otherwise they'll just take our work and sell it to us like jews man'

'Shiiiiiit.....hmmmm...well like what if we wrote some kind of like license that says if you use our shit you have to give it away for free too then convince everyone to use our license'

'Duuuuuuuuuuuuuddddeee'

'I mean check this shit ok. Unix is like what fucking $10,000. We could write that shit ourselves give it away for free then make anyone who makes it better give it away for free too we could call it GNU'

'What the actual fuck is GNU?'

'GNU is an acronym man in means GNU is not unix. Fucking recursive as fuck.'

'Holy fucking shitballs I think you just blew my fucking mind Rich'

Then we got some MDA got real fucked and double teamed some highschool bitch we found wandering drunk after a party. Fuck I miss the 70's.

Well that's the gist of how I created freedom. But what the fuck is freedom? There's a lot of shit like 'free as in beer' or 'libre' or 'free as in freedom' what the fuck does free as in freedom mean? Sounds like some circular dependency bullshit. Well I'll fucking tell you. It means fucking free. Like the way you feel when your with your boyz and some little punk bitch that cut your shit with speed is crying begging for his life on the ground covered in his own piss with the barrel of your .45 between his lips like a cock and you laugh as you splatter his brains across the fucking room cause your tweaking hard on the dirty shit you just smoked and you just don't give a fuck when you rip your dick out of that tight teenage asshole, wipe the blood and cum on her tear stained cheek, piss in her hair and leave her lying in a pile of her own vomit where you found her and know nothing will ever happen to you. When you can do whatever you fucking want because you are fucking Jesus and a million rabid neckbearded worshippers would tear eachother to pieces just to get a scrap of my fucking turd. That is fucking freedom

You ungrateful fucks have me to thank for the fact that you can watch cat videos and jerk off to cuckold porn without having to suckle on Bill Gates withered cock. Even Linus, withered up weird little polish prick that he is, is nothing without me. I literally gave freedom to all you fat pathetic manchildren and all you do is nitpick and fucking complain that its not good enougb. Here's a tip maybe spend less time fantasizing about sucking a fat cock while you wear your sisters panties and call your self nancy and fucking learn C and write some free fucking software so other neckbeards can whine and bitch at you about how crappy your free shit is.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got a young college girl here willing to do some pretty fucked up and degrading shit for a few grand. I am going to wreck that shit. Like trust me when I'm done she'll regret putting money over her humility, health, well being, sanity and possibly life. God this is going to be fun. Better get the plastic sheets out.

Jesus out.
Richard Jesus Stallman
Fucking God