you've given a lot of hard data but fail to draw the obvious correct conclusions, that the reason you haven't raised financing is because you're not located in Silicon Valley and don't have an office there.

>We're at a 8 digit dollar valuation here

What do you mean by this, given your next sentence that there are 0 financing rounds - then how do you have a valuation? I'd like to know what you meant by 'we're at an 8 digit dollar valuation'.

>Zero financing rounds and not a single name in our Crunchbase entry to date

>VCs were simply too slow to follow our pace so far (by now we grew out of their typical round size & target multiple) and we'll probably grow profitable without them.

>Still, the first big unexpected hurdle was that VCs were totally "blinded" by their previous expertise.

all of this is completely standard. you wouldn't have experienced it if you had been in silicon valley.

your story kind of proves that VC funding is not an option in Europe.

>Our product by now outperforms the next best option for our clients by 100% with no alternatives or competitors in sight

this is a typical case in which a European company can't raise money at a normal valuation.

Another typical case is if its product outperforms the next best option by 500%. Yet another case is if it has no competition and 100% monthly growth. None of these things would let a European company close a normal round, nor would cash flow do the same.

>With a product like that, the second thing that we didn't expect was that we tripped the "too good to be true" sensor everywhere, raising doubts.

I do expect that. No European company will get an investment at a reasonable valuation for this.

>We brought it all to them and found out that if you know you have it and are asking a fair price for it, 99% of them are too scared to jump on board of a train that's already full steam ahead. They'd rather be the one discovering it.

Slight correction: 100%, not 99%. If it were 99% you'd just need to talk to a hundred investors, which you could do in about 2 weeks (10 workdays * 10 investor relationsihps per day = 100 investors.) So it's not 99%, it's 100%.

>What I took from it is that awesome VCs are just as hard to find as awesome start-ups.

Awesome VC's don't exist in Europe. Awesome startups do.

I've never heard of an even acceptable European VC.

The next time one of them wastes your time, ask them this:

"I'm afraid I don't talk with European VC's until they've proven that they're qualified buyers, since it is a waste of my time. So, I'd like to ask you a hypothetical qualifying question. Suppose you were wanting to invest in a company that had the following statistics: firstly, it received $600K in European Union funds as a grant to develop a technology, this was free money and did not need to be repaid. Second, suppose they were successful in developing their technology using this money and applied for and were granted strong international patents on their fundamental innovation, including a U.S. and EU patent. Third, suppose they've sold 1,000 products in the first 9 months, generating $1 million in sales from their first run, which they did not book a profit from. Due to strong international patents, suppose that at this stage they have a protected market and are targeting 70% margin (30% of the sales price is their cost of goods + other fixed amortized costs). Having sat down and done the calculation, you give them a discounted future earnings of $10M, based on your most conservative (lowest) targets of the number of orders that they ship, and based on nothing more than multiplying the number they have already shipped with slow single-digit growth for 5 years and then a drop to 0 because you do not model farther ahead than that. The basis for the growth is the products they've shipped in the past 9 months, and their lack of competition, their protection, and so on. For a company that had all of these assumptions, what might be a fair valuation (or range) for a $400K investment?"

Watch them not answer that question, at which point you terminate the conversation and stop wasting your time.

I came up with this example because it's the closest thing I could think of to validated, free money.

I would never talk to a European investor. If they gave me an acceptable answer to the above, I would ask for a reference. If the reference were to a successful European startup they've funded, I would send them a pitch deck and ask for a non-refundable earnest money deposit if they want to talk to me about it (something small, like a few k $.)

if they wanted to talk and did so, I would answer all their questions and tell them what terms I would accept and ask for a term sheet if they are interested.

if they offered terms I would sign it and get their money. if they didn't i'd stop giving them my time.

There is zero chance any European VC will get to the stage where they are giving you money under reasonable terms, though. what happens is you just cut them out.

Next time, just spend 3 days opening an office in silicon valley. you can fly out and have your money in a few weeks, rather than waste months on unqualified European VC"s.

would you talk to a mcdonald's cashier about selling your ferrari to him? Maybe for a minute.