I blame micro-managers for a lot of website bloat. These guys can't code and they can't manage, but for some reason we 'need' them so that clients cannot talk to developers, a game of Chinese whispers is needed via the micro-manager, on need to know basis.

Because micro-managers lack technical competence, they 'shop' for solutions. They have to buy into advertising claims from SaaS companies that will perform wonders all for a small, per-transaction fee.

Why use the reviews feature that came with the CMS system when you can just add some third party thing for doing the reviews? One simple script and a tag, job is done, Disqus is on the site and any problems with the reviews then becomes something 'supported' by Disqus. No developer of the front end variety is needed to theme up the reviews that came with the CMS. Megabytes of stuff gets added instead of a few lines of CSS and the text content of the reviews.

Need a slider/banner thing for the homepage? Forget the actual requirements for a small selection of images that click through to somewhere else with normal hyperlinks. Instead pay for some bloat, only $70 a year, chicken feed! Let the developers struggle to get this behemoth working and ignore their protestations that animating a simple carousel is not 'rocket surgery'.

That pesky search box at the top of the page... Why use the built in CMS search augmented by a few simple site specific rules to fix the things not found? Instead of doing that, go to some 3rd party SaaS app that cripples the server downloading stuff from one index to put in another, far, far away index. The SaaS service will do everything and better than what the in-house fixes will deliver, the advertising says so and they have pie charts to prove it.

Those stupid social network icons. Again, let's Add This and see if it will float with those lead balloons added. It make perfect sense to add thirty scripts to the page just in case someone needs a 'Tweet' button.

Usually these inept decisions are made in good faith by a manager who does not know what he/she is doing. But they have managed these sorts of projects before, right?

Those bloat items usually do have a knock on effect of implementation difficulty. But, by then, these 'agreed on' features have been paid for, approved by the client and handed down from on high by some micro-manager.

I have never met a developer that goes with the bloat out of choice, they just know that a job is just a job with a paycheck. Their little bit of the project, e.g. 'frontend' has no concern for page load time, they just have to implement designs handed down to them by some micro-manager that has got some other person that can't code to do some pretty pictures in Photoshop. It is paint by numbers for the 'frontend' guy, performance is not their thing. Same with the backend guy working on that API integration for pulling through those 'tweets'... Again, no responsibility for page load time, for their work is in the backend, not how the site renders.

Another layer of people that can't code gets added with the UX guy. They might get only as far as designing the pages the Photoshop newbie has to 'draw', adding 'lorem ipsum' text accordingly. Yet these UX guys never seem to roll up their sleeves and optimise the stack for a speedier UX experience. No, why do that when you can go to meetings and conferences to learn how other people do these things?

Then there is the outside SEO agency. Let's face it, the people in SEO didn't do degrees in anything involving difficult things like programming or science. Yet these guys want another dozen scripts added to the page so they can measure how their 'campaigns' are going. More bloat signed off by a middle manager.

Too often the figures that matter (sales) are far from accurate or completely missing from the SEO agency reports. All the numbers that matter are all there in the server logs and the sales order tables should they bother to check, but why do that when you can pay for yet another analytics SaaS? Who cares if a percentage of the site visitors use 'ad block' of some sorts, rendering all efforts at this type of frontend stats scraping useless.

Newsletters. Who is for a newsletter? Again, how hard can it be to send an email? Not that hard, add an SPF record, get the to and from bits correct and that is it, good to go. But no, only idiots do that, what you need is to pay a SaaS a small fortune per email sent and wow, again pretty pie graphs deep-stalking the readers. More bloat with yet more customer data shuffled across the internets.

This point about newsletters is a backend thing rather than page bloat however it is typical micro-manager FUD thinking. Everyone knows it is a nightmare running your own mailserver, everyone knows that it takes one customer to mark one email as spam once to make all future emails effectively go into a big spam filter forever more, never to be seen again. With this being the case, best pay $0.02 per email to some SaaS to 'do it properly'.

No micro-manager knows that a 'send only' server works pretty well with next to no configuration, that SPF record still has to be setup if using 'monkeychimp 360' or whatever and that these 'tracking benefits' are not beneficial at all except in theoretical edge cases. (All they do is remove limited focus away from the numbers that really matter and stop common sense being used).

Then there is the spamification of emails - does that really happen if not using the SaaS service? Find out first then move to the 'Saas' when one's server gets blacklisted for spewing out spam-tastic-click-bait? That would be the cost effective choice, but no, let's just rely on a third party service for something as basic as sending an email!!!

Helpless micro-managers, the same ones that 'never got fired for buying IBM' a generation ago are the culprits in small to medium sized enterprises. These guys can't code. And code IS important, it is not just something you get a programming resource to do. (okay it is).

These clueless micro-managers can't have confidence in their team to deliver because they have no confidence in themselves to do anything actually difficult, i.e. needing a textbook to learn or fundamentals to grasp. Consequently they are forever being less than cost effective buying cheap bloat instead of engineering something better.

The bloat add-ons are also bloated up to appeal to the micro-manager mindset. That homepage slider, let's sell a slider that does all those tacky DVE dissolves that television was cursed with in the 1980s!!! Rather than the simple transition people know, let's have 200 effects to choose from! So micro-manager buys the 200 effects slider because it is 'better'. Forget that only one effect was needed, go with bloat and don't step back and think for a moment that a banner slider can be done by mere mortals using things like hand-written code. Why reinvent the wheel when you can have two hundred on one of those caterpillar tracked things they used to have to move the Space Shuttle to the launch pad. We're enterprise too, right?

I don't believe there is a coder in the world that goes for bloat, unless they are useless. I also believe that coders go with whatever the team decides, i.e. what the micro-manager hands down from on high. They suffer the bloat to make others happy, a pragmatic thing and certainly not to get a 'bonus'.