Hey,

I'm Héctor, a Parse developer advocate for the past 3.5 years. I've probably seen every question related to Parse, spend most days supporting apps with millions of users, and hopefully I can address some of these.

You bring up some valid points, some specific to Parse, others related to backend systems in general.

- "The real problems show up when you've all of a sudden got these old apps out in the field with no way to upgrade them to a newer version of the DB. If you aren't being diligent and making all your Parse DB calls through their cloud functions, you are guaranteed to end up in a situation where your older mobile clients are holding back schema and feature evolution."

Maintaining compatibility with a long tail of old, stale versions of your clients in the field is something all of us need to deal with as app developers. Our examples do place more emphasis on client-originated object updates and queries due to our approach of making it very easy for developers to get started. Some of our more sophisticated developers end up using the approach you've used as an example of moving as much of the operations over to Cloud Code. This is, in fact, one of the reasons we decided to work on our Cloud Code server-side compute environment.

- "beforeSave/afterSave triggers are completely unusable! They are unbelievably limited and each one you add slows your app down by as much time as it takes to run. If you want to do something like add users to Mailchimp, you have now tied the length of time it takes to save a user to the length of time it takes to talk to mailchimp!"

A beforeSave, by definition, will block a save until the operation has finished. Save operations on the client side are performed asynchronously, so this should generally not block your app. An afterSave can be used for things such as sending an email through Mailchimp, which in general you would not block a user operation on, but rather these would be queued up. There are some sensible default timeouts in place to discourage lengthy operations that could lead to a unsatisfying user experience (e.g. creating a new row should not take more than 3 seconds). If you are OK with having the user wait more than 3 seconds, you can use Webhooks to redirect the beforeSave/afterSave/cloud-function computation to a third party server of your choosing. In that case, you would have up to 30 seconds to return a response to the client.

- "There is absolutely no way to test your parse code other than uploading it to a parse app and hitting it. You can hack together some node code that sort-of tests it, but it's nowhere near representative of what happens on the server."

This is a big pain point many of our users have highlighted. Cloud Code is not node, so the best way to test code is by running it on Cloud Code itself. We do not have a good solution for satisfying this need at this time, so I would suggest using node.js on a third party server and taking advantage of Webhooks. This effectively allows you to Bring Your Own Server and provides you with limitless flexibility on what can be done as part of a save hook or cloud function call.

- "You can't manage Parse.Config programatically. There's a web interface and that's that. None of your config can live in your git repo because there's no way to read or write it from the command-line."

I think that everything you can do on Parse should have a REST API equivalent. We've recently launched a Hooks API as well as a Schema API. Perhaps a Config API can be considered. I personally use Config to store credentials that I would not want to be checked in to version control, and I use Parse Objects for anything that changes often enough to require programmatic updates.

- "The schema tools are pretty bad on the website. IIRC they introduced REST APIs to make changes to schema recently, but unless you plan on writing tooling around those, you'll be manually syncing schema between prod/staging at some point in your life and you'll probably also miss a critical column that got added."

You can clone an app and its entire schema from your Settings. This is the best way to ensure there is a 1 to 1 mapping between prod and staging. One thing that is missing from this is cloning data from prod to staging. Bigger apps, with gigabytes of data, could take a very long time to clone. In this case, I would suggest having some sort of seed script that populates your staging database with placeholder data. I understand this does not solve the problem of having an exact copy of your production database, but this is not a simple problem to solve (would you want to keep both apps in sync as the prod app gets updated? would you be willing to wait hours/days for your an initial sync from prod to staging?). With that said, this is something we're aware of and hope to be able to address soon. Stay tuned.

- "Parse has a bunch of weird datatypes that act strangely in their cloud code. Want to make a pointer and store it in a parse field? Construct its internal representation and set it! I wish I was kidding. If you construct a pointer incorrectly, it can actually create a phantom object in another table. Also wish I was kidding about this."

Mucking with JSON to successfully create a valid pointer sounds like an easy way to introduce bugs in your code. You shouldn't need to to do this, use YourClass.createWithoutData(objectId) instead.[1]

- "createdAt and updatedAt are special and Parse won't let you touch them or set them. Heaven forbid you want to actually set these to a meaningful time other than the actual last time the record was written. Nope. So you end up making your own updatedAt columns and just using those."

createdAt and updatedAt are automatic fields set by the underlying mongo database, and you can depend on these being accurate as no user or admin operation can force them to use arbitrary values. You're definitely welcome to create your own Date fields if your use case requires arbitrary values. This shouldn't be too much of a burden, IMHO.

Hopefully this helps! As always, if you have any questions, feel free to join us on our developer community[2].

[1]: http://parse.com/docs/js/api/symbols/Parse.Object.html#.crea...

[2]: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/parse-developers