Daniel:「Hey . What are you doing right now ? Charlotte arrives at the party .」
Charlotte:「Charlotte Richards . Have you seen my plus one ? She 's a tired - looking blonde . Probably dressed in something freshly - plucked from the floor . Mm - mm . Hmm ? Chloe enters .」
Chloe:「Let 's get this pajama party started . Chloe and Charlotte are talking .
 I still do n't understand why you 're helping us . Bianca 's your client .」
Charlotte:「I 'm not the same woman I was when she hired me .」
Chloe:「Hmm . Did you have a change of heart ?」
Charlotte:「No , the same heart . Completely different soul , though .」
Chloe:「Hmm . There 's Chet . I 'll go talk to him .」
Charlotte:「You know , that 's wise . You seem more his type than me , and you 're not particularly intimidating , so that should help .」
Chloe:「Help what ?」
Charlotte:「Well , in seducing him , of course .」
Chloe:「I 'm not gon na seduce him , Charlotte .」
Charlotte:「Not with that posture you 're not . Fine . I 'll do it .」
Chloe:「No . No . There 's gon na be no seducing . We just need to get Chet to talk , have him incriminate himself , then we can arrest him and flip him on Bianca .」
Charlotte:「You expect him to betray his own mother ? One that 's given him everything he 's ever wanted ?」
Chloe:「Not all kids appreciate what their parents have given them .」
Charlotte:「Well , that I agree with .」
Chloe:「I just think with a little pressure , he 'll crack . Oh , bodyguard . Maybe he 's not as easy to get to as I thought .」
Charlotte:「Why would an overprotective mother bring her murderous son to a tequila - fuelled party ?」
Chloe:「Well , if her son killed Zeke , she has no idea ... Okay . I 've got an idea . Maze and Lucifer are talking to the chairman of the ethics review board .」
Maze:「Dr. Linda Martin is an amazing therapist and an incredible woman . You ca n't do this to her .」
Nigel:「Well , I 'm afraid that she brought this on herself . So , unless there 's something ... Specific that you can tell me , there 's very little that I can do .」
Maze:「Hmm . Well , how about proof of all the good she 's done ? Like this guy . Lucifer Morningstar .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , that 's quite flattering .」


Maze:「The worst patient anyone could ask for . He is a back - stabbing , selfish , narcissistic little devil . He 's greedy ...」
Nigel:「Is there a - a point to this ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , I 'm wondering the same thing .」
Maze:「The point is , despite all of that , she went out of her way to help him .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yeah , she 's right . The doctor has seen a side to me that I hide because it 's , well , terrifying . But she accepted me nonetheless , and she 's helped me through issues that I thought insurmountable .」
Nigel:「I appreciate the testimonial , and I will include it into the notes .」
Maze:「That 's it ?」
Nigel:「Unless you have more evidence to submit .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , she 's generous . As a , as a therapist , as a lover , a friend ...」
Nigel:「Wait . You slept with your therapist .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? O - only in the beginning . Then she decided that I should n't pay for therapy with s*x . So , such strong morals , do n't you think ?」
Maze:「Let 's go !」


Lucifer Morningstar:「What the ... ? Oh , no , no , she saved my life . I mean , granted , she killed me first , but I did ask her .」
Maze:「Oh , my God . Lucifer . At the party , Charlotte goes to speak with Bianca .」
Bianca Ruiz:「We actually have been trying to get the formula for ... Charlotte . Excuse me . Oh . So glad you can make it . How are the children ?」
Charlotte:「They 're angels . But speaking of children ... What did Chet do now ?」
Bianca Ruiz:「Run out on another tab ?」
Charlotte:「The police suspect him of killing Zeke Moore .」
Bianca Ruiz:「That 's impossible .」
Charlotte:「I have it from a very good source .」
Bianca Ruiz:「I 'll get to the bottom of it . Thank you , Charlotte .」
Charlotte:「As always . Of course .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Enjoy . Bianca is going to speak with her son .
 What did you do ?」
Chet Ruiz:「What could I do ? You wo n't let me drink , my bank account 's pretty low lately ...」
Bianca Ruiz:「Zeke Moore . What did you do ?」


Chet Ruiz:「I took care of a problem . You 're welcome .」
Bianca Ruiz:「You do n't work for me .」
Chet Ruiz:「But I should . Look what I can do .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Yeah , remove one of my best earners ?」
Chet Ruiz:「You see , this is why you need me , Ma . I found out that Zeke was building up his own business . Smuggling up rare artifacts on the side .」
Bianca Ruiz:「And I was making 30 % .」
Chet Ruiz:「Oh . Well , I would have known that if you had just given me ...」
Bianca Ruiz:「How do the police know it was you ?」
Chet Ruiz:「I may have ... Dropped my phone .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Chet , what was on your phone ? Let 's go somewhere quieter .」
Chet Ruiz:「No , Mom . Mom , Mom . They go apart .」
Bianca Ruiz:「The whole business ?」
Chet Ruiz:「I was just trying to learn how the financial part worked , Ma . You know , prove to you I could be a part of this .」
Bianca Ruiz:「So you saved it on your phone , which the police now have .」
Chet Ruiz:「Do n't worry . I 'm already taking care of it . Wo n't be a problem ... What ? Bianca Ruiz stops Chloe who was trying to leave .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Hello . Daniel and Amenadiel are having a drink in a bar .」
Amenadiel:「Improv ? Really ?」
Daniel:「Come on , man , you promised me you would n't laugh . I went through a lot this last year . And improv sort of helped me reorient myself .」
Amenadiel:「How ?」
Daniel:「Well , it took stepping outside of myself to figure out who I really was . You know , stop defining myself by other people ... Chloe . Lucifer .」
Amenadiel:「I see . So you think I 'm defining myself by my brother , yeah ?」
Daniel:「Well , I know from experience , the dude casts a pretty big - ass shadow .」
Amenadiel:「Well , if there is one constant in the universe , it 's that Lucifer 's the favourite . No matter what I do . No matter how hard I work or how much he screws up ... It 's never gon na change .」
Daniel:「You guys must have competed over everything , huh ?」
Amenadiel:「I mean , he would never admit it , right ? But yeah . Yeah , everything .」
Daniel:「Even women ? Eh , I just noticed that you and Lucifer have a weird relationship with Charlotte Richards . I just thought maybe you guys ...」
Amenadiel:「No , Dan , we are not competing over Charlotte . Trust me . At least , not in the way you think . And if we are , well , obviously I lost . Because I 'm here , with you . No offense .」


Daniel:「Yeah , none taken . Oh , man . They could n't crack the passcode . But , uh , for what it 's worth , I like you a hell of a lot more than I like your brother . At the party , Bianca asks some questions to Chloe .」
Bianca Ruiz:「I know everyone here except you . What are you doing here ?」
Chloe:「I , uh ... I 'm ... Uh , was ... I came because , well ... I love your son 's music . Hi , Chet . Chet , you 're so good . You 're amazing .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Oh , please . I 've seen the sales . Nobody actually listens to that ... Stuff .」
Chloe:「Oh , I listen to it , big - time . Chloe starts to sing .」
Bianca Ruiz:「I 've heard enough .」
Chloe:「Yeah .」
Guard:「That 's enough , ma'am .」
Chloe:「Chet , you 're so good . You 're dope !」
Guard:「Let 's go .」
Chloe:「I love you . I ...」
Chet Ruiz:「I love you more . Chloe phones Daniel .」
Chloe:「Dan . Hey . Look , that phone ... I think it is way more important than we thought . It might be the key to taking down Bianca . Maze and Lucifer are walking in the street .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Great . Now that we 've solved that , I can get back to the case and ... Maze hits Lucifer in the belly .Ooh ! God ! What ? !」


Maze:「What ? You just made everything worse . Why am I surprised ? Just leave . Since that 's been your plan all along anyway .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Is that what all this has been about ? Amenadiel told you about our trip back to Heaven , did n't he ?」
Maze:「Do n't you blame him . You ... She hits him again .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Aah !」
Maze:「Should have told me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , if you understood the full picture ... She punches him in the face .Oh ! Stop hitting me .」
Maze:「Then explain .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I 'd like to , but you have a tendency to get emotional about things . She punches him in the face again .Aah ! Case in point .」
Maze:「So I needed to be controlled , is that it ? What the hell am I , Lucifer ... A pawn in some plan of yours ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , I would n't put it like that .」
Maze:「Of course you would n't , because that would actually require you understanding how you affect people . How you hurt them . She hits him in the nuts .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh ! Aah ! You seem to be the one doing the hurting at the moment .」
Maze:「You do n't care about anyone other than yourself . Unless they can be of use to you . Sound familiar ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Tread very carefully , Maze .」
Maze:「You 're just like your parents . They fight .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Aah !」
Maze:「Aah !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh ! Maybe ... Maybe we should just take a time - out so that ... You can catch your breath .」
Maze:「Yeah , so you can catch your breath . And then , I 'll get back to kicking your ass .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「See , now ... I had no idea that you were this mad at me .」
Maze:「You were gon na leave me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I would never do that .」
Maze:「But you told Amenadiel and your mom that y ... You were going with them to Heaven .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I did n't say how long for . Huh ? Or what I was gon na do when I got there .」


Maze:「You 're playing your own angle ... And you did n't tell me ... Because you needed me to be angry with you so you could sell your story .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Exactly ! So , all this ... Was for nothing .」
Maze:「Lucifer , that 's even worse . At the station , Ella , Chloe and Daniel are talking about the phone .」
Ella:「This phone could be the key to taking down the entire Ruiz empire .」
Daniel:「Yeah , but how do we crack it if cyber could n't even do it ?」
Ella:「Time . That idiot did n't install a program that can remotely wipe the phone . And it 's an older phone with just a four - digit code .」
Daniel:「So , what , we just keep trying till we get in ? How long will that take ?」
Ella:「There are only 10,000 options . Well , actually , 9,996 now ... I took a couple stabs . So , hey , making progress . I would say maybe a month .」
Daniel:「Well , we ca n't arrest 'em till we know what 's on that phone . And if they decide to make a run for it ...」


Chloe:「All right . Let 's just try to speed it up . Let 's look into Chet 's background , let 's try and come up with number combinations that might be meaningful to him , all right ? Let 's go . Maze and Lucifer are at Linda 's practice .」
Linda:「Did you guys ... Kill the chairman of the review board ? Please tell me you did n't kill him . Not that he did n't deserve it , the smug , insufferable ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , no . No one 's dead . We did this to each other . Though ... When it comes to your case , I fear I may have , um ... Complicated things .」
Maze:「Lucifer told him you used to screw . Among other things .」
Linda:「Oh ? Oh . Well , I guess that 's that .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , that is n't that . I want to know why she 's still upset with me .」
Linda:「Since I 'm not currently a practicing doctor of psychiatry , I do n't have to lead you on this path of realization ; I can just tell you . Maze is pissed at you because you used her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Sure . But for the greater good of our debauchery here in L.A.」


Linda:「Did you even once think of how this affected her ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Of course I did . Thought about how she might ruin everything by disembowelling my mum or castrating my brother .」
Linda:「I meant her feelings .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ?」
Linda:「She thought ... You abandoned her . That you did n't care how that affected her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But those sort of things never bothered her be ... Maze is crying .Before . Oh ... Mazikeen . I did n't realize ... I should have realized .」
Linda:「Well , my work here is done ... Literally . So , if you 'll excuse me , I 'm going to find a very stiff martini .」
Maze:「Linda ... I 'll take care of this . I promise .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 Bianca enters in Charlotte 's office .
Charlotte:「Bianca . Has something happened ?」
Bianca Ruiz:「Yes . My son robbed and killed Zeke , as you know . But then he showed me what Zeke was smuggling . And for whom . Now I have it . And I think it 's very important to you , is n't it ?」
Charlotte:「It is .」


Bianca Ruiz:「Then let 's make a deal . I 'll give it to you if you get my son 's phone from the police .」
Charlotte:「That 's not possible .」
Bianca Ruiz:「You 'll find a way . Otherwise , I 'll make sure that what you want ... Disappears forever . Ella is trying to find the passcode of Chet 's phone . Charlotte enters .」
Ella:「Birthday reverse . Nope . Double 69 . Oddly relieved that 's not it .」
Charlotte:「Ms. Lopez . We have n't really had the chance to meet .」
Ella:「I know . I 've been looking forward to a formal " hey - ya . "」
Charlotte:「S ... Uh ... Uh , no , I see you 're still working on the phone . I knew Chet well . Perhaps I could borrow it , maybe try some combinations ?」
Ella:「I see through you ... I know you are waiting around for my boy Dan .」
Charlotte:「Oh . Caught me red - handed .」
Ella:「And even though most everybody is all like , " She a shark , those dead eyes , do n't trust her , " when I look at you ... I see a light .」
Charlotte:「Did my bandage come undone ?」
Ella:「So , for now , benefit of the doubt . But if you ever hurt Dan again , I 'll have someone break your legs . Ella 's phone rings .
 Oh , that 's my brother . I 've been trying to get ahold of him forever . Can you watch the phone ?」
Charlotte:「Sure .」
Ella:「Thanks . See ? Light . Charlotte takes the phone and she 's about to leave the lab , but Chloe is here .」
Chloe:「Start talking . Lucifer is playing the piano , Chloe enters .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah !」


Chloe:「What happened to you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , this . It 's just a little fisticuffs between friends .」
Chloe:「I just had a very enlightening conversation with Charlotte Richards .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah . Well , I 've had my fill of enlightening conversations for today , thank you .」
Chloe:「Lucifer , she told me who she really is , and how you two are related .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I somehow doubt that .」
Chloe:「No , it all makes sense . Why you were so disgusted when I suggested you two had slept together . Why you act so weird around her in general .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「She ... Really told you . What did she tell you ?」
Chloe:「That she 's your father 's ex .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , yes , no . That 's - that 's true .」
Chloe:「Right , yeah . I mean , the way she talked about your dad and - and what he put her through .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mm - hmm . Betrayal , torture , Hell , et cetera . All true .」
Chloe:「Mm - hmm . I just can not imagine raising kids with someone like that .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Sympathy for the Goddess , Detective ?」
Chloe:「Why did n't you just tell me she was your step - mom ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , it did n't seem that simple to explain . I mean , how did this all come about , anyway ?」
Chloe:「Well ... I ... I caught Charlotte trying to steal evidence for Bianca Ruiz .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? Why would she do that ?」
Chloe:「Well , apparently Bianca figured out that Charlotte and I were working together at the sting . Bianca threatened Charlotte 's family . I mean , she threatened you if she did n't help .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , that sounds plausible , yes .」
Chloe:「I do n't know . Something about it does n't feel right . I do n't know if I can trust her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I mean , I know I 'm biased , but one thing 's for certain , Detective」
Chloe:「Hmm . Charlotte is in Bianca 's office .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Did you bring me what I asked for ?」
Charlotte:「Mm . As promised .」


Bianca Ruiz:「Make sure it 's real . That it was n't cloned . A guy takes the phone .
 To the things a mother will do for her children .」
Charlotte:「I 'll drink to that . Chloe and Lucifer are listening to the conversation .」
Bianca Ruiz:「I ca n't even count the times that Chet has come close to destroying everything I 've built .」
Charlotte:「Children always find new ways to test us .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「She 's talking about Amenadiel .」
Charlotte:「Put us through ... Hell .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「That one 's me .」
Bianca Ruiz:「And yet we still protect them .」
Charlotte:「Always .」
Bianca Ruiz:「Now for your side of the bargain . Charlotte pours her drink on the bug .」
Chloe:「We lost the feed . She 's up to something .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , no , no , no . She may have just shorted the bug .」
Chloe:「No . Charlotte Richards is either screwing us over or she 's in trouble . Guys , get ready to go in . And she better be in trouble . In the office , Bianca gives Charlotte a key .」


Bianca Ruiz:「This opens a safety deposit box . Inside you 'll find what Zeke was smuggling for you .」
Charlotte:「This is n't what we agreed to . How do I know you 'll hold up your end of the deal ?」
Bianca Ruiz:「Because I always do . And quite honestly , I do n't see why you put so much value in ... The cops enter in the office .」
Cops:「Freeze ! See your hands !」
Chloe:「LAPD . Bianca Ruiz , you 're under arrest .」
Bianca Ruiz:「This is absurd . Charlotte . Charlotte .」
Charlotte:「Will no longer be representing you .」
Bianca Ruiz:「You 're making a terrible mistake ... Do n't touch me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Charlotte , are you okay ?」
Charlotte:「Yes .」
Chloe:「Lucifer , do n't . Step away . I need to search her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I do n't think that 's necessary , Detective .」
Chloe:「Well , I do .」
Charlotte:「It 's okay , son .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Fine .」
Chloe:「Arms out .」


Charlotte:「Hmm . Oh , you 're being incredibly thorough ... I like it .」
Chloe:「She 's clean .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I told you , Detective , she 's got nothing to hide .」
Officer:「The phone was still unlocked . We have everything .」
Chloe:「Seems like we do . Let 's , uh ... Lucifer had the key . Charlotte , Amenadiel and Lucifer are at the penthouse .」
Charlotte:「A book ? That 's what Zeke smuggled for me ? Is this a joke ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , if it were , I would have chosen something funnier , like Douglas Adams or Freud .」
Charlotte:「Are you certain ... That this is all that was in the safety deposit box ? Well , how is a book supposed to ignite the sword ?」
Amenadiel:「Maybe it 's an instruction manual .」
Charlotte:「In an ancient language I ca n't read . Wonderful . Here .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Wh ... I ca n't read it .」
Charlotte:「But you speak every language .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Speak , not read . I 've always found tongues much more useful than books . So whatever language this is ...」


Amenadiel:「It 's Sumerian . Unlike some of us who had everything handed to him , I actually spent my youth studying .」
Charlotte:「Excellent . My smart boy . How - how quickly can you translate it ?」
Amenadiel:「Um , should only take me a few days .」
Charlotte:「Days ? I do n't have that kind of time .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum , why have you got your knickers in such a twist ?」
Amenadiel:「Is there a reason why you 're in such a rush lately ?」
Charlotte:「I - I 'm just anxious to see the rest of the family . Please start translating . Charlotte leaves .」
Amenadiel:「There 's something going on with her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yeah . Or it 's just that time of the millennium ... What ? Maze arrives to the chairman of the ethics review board 's office .」
Nigel:「Excuse me .」
Maze:「Not this time . She pushes him in the office . Daniel goes to speak with Chloe .」
Daniel:「Hey .」
Chloe:「Hey .」
Daniel:「Congrats on nabbing Queen Tequila .」


Chloe:「Well , Chet 's still out there , so this is n't over until I find him .」
Daniel:「You and Charlotte Richards ... That is the most awkward team - up of the century .」
Chloe:「Actually , it was n't as bad as I expected . I learned a lot of eye - opening things about her . That 's for sure . Like her being Lucifer 's step - mom . Had no idea ...」
Daniel:「Wait a minute . She ... Step - mom ?」
Chloe:「Yeah . Yes .」
Daniel:「That makes a weird amount of sense , actually .」
Chloe:「Dan , I want you to be careful with her . There 's something about her I do n't trust .」
Daniel:「I 'm gon na be fine , Chloe .」
Chloe:「Wait . One more thing .」
Daniel:「Yeah .」
Chloe:「If you married her , you 'd kind of be like Lucifer 's dad .」
Daniel:「Oh , my God .」
Chloe:「Right ? It 's so , so messed up . Charlotte is waiting for Chet Ruiz in her office .」
Chet Ruiz:「I 'm glad you agreed to meet me .」
Charlotte:「Well , of course I did . I knew that book could n't be it ... Well , come on . Hand it over . I need what Zeke really smuggled ... Now . Chet draws a knife .
 Mm . A knife . We already have ... He stabs Charlotte .」
Chet Ruiz:「My life is ruined ! I do n't want to go to prison . This is all your fault ! Charlotte takes off the knife and her light burns Chet . He 's dead . At the penthouse , Amenadiel translates the book .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Who knew translating could be so exhausting .」


Amenadiel:「Listen , I think I found something .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Huh ?」
Amenadiel:「God shattered the Flaming Sword into three distinct pieces . " The Blade of Death . "」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Azrael 's .」
Amenadiel:「" The Medallion of Life . "」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Johnson 's belt buckle .」
Amenadiel:「And the key that binds them all together .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , keys do n't bind , they unlock . I think someone needs to go back to translation school .」
Amenadiel:「And guess who has the key .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , do n't leave me in suspense . Who is it , brother ?」
Amenadiel:「It says that God entrusted the key to his favourite son ... Of course he gave it to you ... It 's always you , is n't it ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , what are you talking about ? The only keys I 've got are these .」
Amenadiel:「What else did you bring with you to Earth , Luci ? Your ring . I 've never seen you without it ; maybe that 's the key .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , the key to completing my ensemble maybe .」
Amenadiel:「Here . Try and attach your ring to this .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Brother .」
Amenadiel:「Just do it . And we 'll confirm what we already know .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Brother ...」
Amenadiel:「That Father 's favourite , despite everything that you have done , is and always has been you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Look down . Is that the key around your neck or are you just happy to see me ? He entrusted it ... To you , brother .」