Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , trust me , Doctor , after a brief re - honeymoon period , they 'll start torturing each other like they always do . Mum and Dad together are their own worst punishment . It 's genius .」
Charlotte:「Do I know you ?」
God Johnson:「Only since the beginning of time .」
Charlotte:「What is this ? Where 's Lucifer ?」
God Johnson:「Aw , who knows . That son of ours is unpredictable , to say the least .」
Charlotte:「Husband ? Is this really you ?」
God Johnson:「In the flesh . Charlotte hits God Johnson in the nuts .
 Oh ! God ...」
Charlotte:「You put me in Hell , you b*st*rd . At Chloe and Maze 's apartment , the none date continues .」
Dr. Garrity:「Uh , it 's a great pizza . Uh , never tried pineapple and jalapeño before .」
Chloe:「Yes , I know . Uh , Maze has very eccentric tastes . I would , I would 've made something if I had notice . You know . Any notice .」
Dr. Garrity:「No , no . I - It 's great . You know , I like trying new things . Meeting new people .」
Amenadiel:「Are you gon na eat that ?」


Dr. Garrity:「N - No . No . So , um , Maze . Uh , where are you from ?」
Maze:「Hell . By the way , I changed the sheets on Decker 's bed . She 's good to go .」
Chloe:「Okay . Excuse me . Maze , can I speak to you for a second ?」
Maze:「Oh .」
Amenadiel:「I like the shape of your head . Maze and Chloe are talking apart .」
Chloe:「What the hell are you doing ? I 'm not Lucifer . I do n't need what he needs . What I need is a friend .」
Maze:「You want your privacy . Gotcha , Decker ... Psst . Amenadiel joins Maze . Chloe comes back to the doctor .」
Chloe:「Excuse my roommate . Sh ...」
Dr. Garrity:「No , that 's , uh , it 's nothing compared to the , uh , intriguing folks I deal with at work .」
Chloe:「I can imagine . I - I actually would love to hear about that . Maze and Amenadiel are talking in the kitchen .」
Maze:「Why are you here ? I was n't planning on having s*x with you again , but ... Whatever , right ? At least someone 's getting laid .」
Amenadiel:「I 'm not here for s*x , Maze .」
Maze:「Okay . Then , what ?」
Amenadiel:「I just ... There 's not much time before we 're gone .」
Maze:「What , are you going on a vacation ?」
Amenadiel:「I 'm not sure I 'd call what Lucifer , Mom and I are doing going a vacation , but ... Lucifer did n't tell you .」
Maze:「Tell me what ? I told you never to lie to me again , Amenadiel . Tell me what ?」
Amenadiel:「We 're all going back to Heaven .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 Chloe asks question to the Doctor Garrity .
Chloe:「So tell me , how , how do you have your job and stay sane ?」
Dr. Garrity:「Oh , uh ... Years of practice , um ... Drugs . Mostly drugs .」
Chloe:「Mm .」
Dr. Garrity:「But , um , but , seriously , um , I just ... I try and see beneath the DSM . Try to remember that each one of them is a person .」
Chloe:「Yeah . I , uh , I saw this older gentleman the other day . Uh , long white hair . White beard . He reminded me of my crazy Uncle Al .」
Dr. Garrity:「You must be talking about Dale .」
Chloe:「Yeah , what 's his deal ? Is he one of the violent ones ? Um ...」


Dr. Garrity:「Uh ... Um , what kind of civil servant are you , exactly ? Doctor Garrity receives a text .
 Wow . Well , this evening just got even more interesting . Apparently , your co - worker , Lucifer , just escaped and took God Johnson with him . Charlotte asks Lucifer some explanation .」
Charlotte:「What 's he doing here , Lucifer ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I do n't know . You married him .」
Charlotte:「Well , it kind of ruins our plans to storm the Gates of Heaven and destroy him .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I 'm thinking we might not need to do that anymore .」
Charlotte:「I will never forgive him , if that 's what you 're getting at .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「The point is , Mum , that I think Dad ... Sincerely misses you .」
God Johnson:「Well , of course I do . How could I not ? Look at you . An absolute vision . Glowing , even now .」
Charlotte:「Oh , you have no idea .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm just gon na ... Doctor .」
God Johnson:「For the life of me , I ca n't even remember why we were fighting .」
Charlotte:「The flames ? Eternal damnation ? The ... Kind of hard to forget .」


God Johnson:「I am so sorry that you suffered .」
Charlotte:「Well , I su ... Suppose I should apologize for trying to destroy your precious toy with floods and with plagues and whatnot . I guess humanity is n't entirely awful . They did make vodka . Roller coasters . Triple crème Brie .」
God Johnson:「You hear about dancing ?」
Charlotte:「Yes , I actually did some of that on a table , once . Lucifer turns on the music .」
God Johnson:「Would you do me this honour ? They dance .」
Linda:「You sure it 's revenge you 're after ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Of course it is . What else would it be ?」
God Johnson:「What 's the matter ?」
Charlotte:「This . I did n't think this was possible . It was n't part of the plan .」
God Johnson:「So , maybe ... Maybe we make a new plan . This time , we make it together . They kiss . Chloe enters .」
Chloe:「Lucifer !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Detective !」
Chloe:「Seriously ? Some guys take God Johnson .
 Okay , outside now . Lucifer is back in his room at the hospital .
 First you check yourself into a mental hospital , only to kidnap another patient and escape . Lucifer , how is that helping ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , i - if you must know , God Johnson is indeed my father , and , uh , I needed to do a little matchmaking .」
Chloe:「With him and Charlotte Richards ? I mean , I 'm scared to know how she ties into all this .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , never mind that . What about our killer ? Hmm ? Did you find proof of Santa Claus ?」
Nurse Kipsy:「Time for your meds .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ooh , lovely . Thank you . Right . Unexpected perk of the place .」
Chloe:「Maybe it 's a good thing there 's another day on your 72-hour hold . You know ? Maybe being here is the best thing for you right now .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay . Chloe knocks on Dr. Garrity 's door office .」
Chloe:「Hey . I just wanted to say that I 'm sorry I lied . I , um ... Sometimes with work , I get shortsighted . And I never wanted to ...」
Dr. Garrity:「Use me ?」
Chloe:「Yeah .」


Dr. Garrity:「If you had just been up - front with me , I would 've told you that Dale , the guy you were asking about , he 's been here for 15 years . Yeah , he can seem a bit prickly , but he 's a teddy bear . He 's got no violent tendencies . There is just no way he 'd kill someone .」
Chloe:「All right .」
Dr. Garrity:「Legally , I ca n't let you look at Dale 's medical file ... But , um ... What happens when I turn away is , um , out of my hands .」
Chloe:「Thank you .」
Dr. Garrity:「Yeah . Ooh , look , a Nigerian prince needs my help . Wow .」
Chloe:「Thanks ... Santa Claus ? Chloe and Garrity are walking .」
Dr. Garrity:「Okay , so what 's the big deal ? Someone dresses up as Santa every year . Patients love it .」
Chloe:「Yeah , well , that someone could be the killer .」
Dr. Garrity:「But a different person does it every year . Even I did it a few years back . Okay , we store the , uh , costume in here . Garrity opens a cabinet . Chloe takes a box .」
Chloe:「Wait , wait , wait ... Where 's the beard ? The red hat ?」
Dr. Garrity:「It should be in there .」
Chloe:「Okay , two things . Who else has a key to that cabinet ? And ... I need you to put these on . Lucifer is junk . Santa Klaus enters in his room .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ooh , ooh . These drugs are a bit different , are n't they ? 'Cause I ca n't feel my tongue . Oh . Hello , pretty kitty , kitty , kitty , kitty ... Santa , you 're here as well ? Oh , I 'm afraid I 've been a naughty boy . Santa Klaus knocks him out . Nurse Kipsy pushes Lucifer in the hospital .You may want to see this , I am actually the Devil .」


Nurse Kipsy:「No , you 're not the Devil . You 're just a man who 's delusional in a mental hospital . You made it all up .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「So ... I 'm not the Devil . I 'm just a man who 's delusional . I made it all up ... I made it all up ! I made it all up .」
God Johnson:「Hello , son .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Dad ! See ? I am the Devil . Nice try , Santa .」
Nurse Kipsy:「Tell me what you told the police .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Only the truth . That you , Mr. Kringle , are a cold - blooded killer .」
Nurse Kipsy:「What else ?」
God Johnson:「What do you want to know , Nurse Kipsy ?」
Nurse Kipsy:「Why are n't the drugs working on you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , it 's obvious , is n't it ? It 's because he 's God ! Uh , oh . Hey . Hey , they should n't be working on me , either , but ... Is the Detective still here ? That might explain it .」
Nurse Kipsy:「Shut up .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay .」


Nurse Kipsy:「Does n't matter . Now you know it 's me , I have to kill you both . Chloe is still with the doctor .」
Dr. Garrity:「What 's that for ?」
Chloe:「A long shot ... Chloe gets a hand print .
 Okay . She takes a picture .」
Dr. Garrity:「That 's got to be the coolest thing I 've ever seen . I'd - I'd applaud , you know , if I were n't cuffed .」
Chloe:「Sorry about that . It 's just a precaution .」
Dr. Garrity:「Hey , I get it .」
Chloe:「Bingo .」
Dr. Garrity:「Wow . That was fast .」
Chloe:「Yeah , you do n't know Ella . The print belongs to one Patricia Hightower .」
Dr. Garrity:「We have a patient named Sue Hightower , the one God Johnson attacked .」
Chloe:「Okay . I 'm waiting on a DMV photo . She looks familiar .」
Dr. Garrity:「That 's Nurse Kipsy . Nurse Kipsy explains why she kills the orderly .」
Nurse Kipsy:「I changed my name so no one would know she 's my mother ... She was a raging bitch my entire life ... Controlling , manipulative ... She tortured me ... So I decided to torture her . Pumped her full of drugs , drove her crazy .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Preaching to the choir , sister . Evil parents deserve to be punished . You had every right to destroy her . But what about the orderly ?」


Nurse Kipsy:「He found out what I was doing . He ... Said he was gon na turn me in . I had no choice .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , he was innocent and you killed him , so I am gon na have to punish you ... Why are n't I pulverizing you ?」
Nurse Kipsy:「Uh , one because you 're a nutjob . And two , because I switched out your normal meds with a massive dose of Haldol . You know ... They do n't normally let patients wear belts . Suicide risk . So , thank you for getting a special dispensation for yours because now I got it . God is gon na kill Lucifer , then hang himself ... Kind of poetic , do n't you think ? Gon na go find a ladder .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , a ladder .」
God Johnson:「Now , I had no idea you were so angry with me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Really ? 'Cause I ... I 've been pretty up - front about it .」
God Johnson:「But to want to destroy me ? That 's pretty serious . You mind telling me why ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Because ... Because I 'm your son . And ... You rejected me .」


God Johnson:「Oh ... Well , then I guess I ca n't say as I blame you . Fact of the matter is , I do n't even remember why I was ever so angry with you to begin with ... For what it 's worth ... I am sorry . I truly am ... And I am proud of you , Samael . I am proud of the man you 've become ... So , what do you say ... Wait , no . Not ... Not my belt . You ca n't take my belt . It 's mine . Chloe arrives .」
Chloe:「Patricia Hightower , LAPD . Do n't move .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Detective .」
Chloe:「You okay ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Honestly ... I 've never felt better .」
Earl Johnson:「What this ? What - What just happened ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What are you talking about ? We just beat Santa .」
Earl Johnson:「Who are you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It 's me , Dad . Lucifer .」
Earl Johnson:「Does someone want to tell me what the hell is going on ? Get me out of these damn things . Lucifer watches the belt .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「" The piece is here . " At the penthouse , Lucifer reunites the sword and the missing piece .Well , what do you know ?」
Amenadiel:「It fits perfectly .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , I think this is what Uriel was trying to tell me ... Just before he died , he whispered in my ear , " The piece is here . " I mean , I thought it was nonsense , but ... This must be why the sword was n't working . It was n't complete .」
Amenadiel:「Dad supposedly destroyed the Flaming Sword after the rebellion . So , are you saying he just broke it into two pieces ? Azrael 's blade ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「And this . Yes , which somehow ended up on Earth . Its power probably awakened when Azrael 's blade ended up here , too .」
Amenadiel:「Which is when Mr. Johnson must 've stumbled upon it . But why did he think he was father ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I mean , Azrael 's blade inspired death . Maybe this piece activated the opposite ... Life . Healing . Gave him the power and knowledge of the divine .」
Amenadiel:「And when he found out that he could heal like that , he ... He thought he was God .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「What 's more important is that now the sword 's complete , we can get on with our plan . The piece falls down from the sword .So ... The ... Or not . Maybe there 's another piece missing .」
Amenadiel:「Or maybe a dragon has to breathe on it . Who knows ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , maybe Mum does . Did ... Where is she , anyway ? Charlotte knocks on Daniel 's door .」
Daniel:「I thought I made myself clear .」
Charlotte:「I kissed a man today .」
Daniel:「What 's your deal ?」
Charlotte:「I thought he was my ex - husband . When I kissed him , I realized it was n't him . And the strangest part is , I do n't know what 's more upsetting ... That it was n't him ? Or that I ... I wished it was .」
Daniel:「Wow .」
Charlotte:「I just do n't want to be alone . Could we just hold each other ? Please ? With your pants off , of course . Lucifer and Earl Johnson are waiting for a cab .」
Earl Johnson:「I still ca n't believe I gave all my money away .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , if it 's any consolation , you have n't exactly been yourself of late .」


Earl Johnson:「Yeah .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Listen , I wanted to ask you ... What 's the last thing you remember ?」
Earl Johnson:「I was in New Mexico for work , I was walking through this Navajo gift shop . I saw a cool belt buckle , so I picked it up , and ... Next thing I knew , I woke up strapped to a gurney next to you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Lucky you .」
Earl Johnson:「Yeah . Hey , they , uh , they say we was arguing . If I did or said something to upset you , I apologize .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , no , you were quite lovely actually . For a brief moment , I thought you were my father . A man for whom I harbour a great deal of resentment . And you said some things that I think I wish he 'd always said to me , so for that I thank you .」
Earl Johnson:「Well , I guess even a blind squirrel catches a nut every now and then ... You take care of yourself . Earl gets in the cab .
 Hey , does this mean you 're not angry at your dad anymore ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「No , I 'm not angry . I 'm bloody furious . 'Cause I realized that my father would never say those things to me . And for that ... I hate him all the more .」


narration:Lee is driving in the desert . He is trying to escape from cops . He curbs when he sees Lucifer on the road .
Lucifer Morningstar:「Are you blind ? Lucifer opens the truck . He wants to get in but he is stopped by his wings . He hides his wings and gets in the truck .The day I 've had , I tell you . Right . I 'd like a ride to Los Angeles , please . I ... Oh . Dearie me . At least I 'm healing fast . Do you have any aloe vera ?」
Lee:「I ai n't going back to L.A.」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ... Hold on , you 're not a real armoured truck driver , are you ? Wait . Do n't I know you from somewhere ? Oh , yes , yes . You 're that jewellery thief , the one who left in nothing but his manties .」
Lee:「You ! You got me put in jail !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Uh , well , I think that one 's on you , sir . I was n't the one with the gun and the ski mask .」
Lee:「I 'm not gon na let you screw this up for me again . It 's time for you to go .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , you are a tenacious one , I 'll give you that . Respect .」
Lee:「You one crazy - ass bitch . Now , get out of the truck . Lee threatens Lucifer with his gun .
 Now .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Look ... I know you do n't want to shoot me , Mr .... What 's your name ?」
Lee:「Said out , bitch .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mr. Said Out Bitch , tell me , what is it you really desire ?」
Lee:「I just want to get out of here , man .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , freedom , of course . That has n't changed . They ears the siren 's cops .Well , then we might be able to help each other . The cops are driving to the truck .」
Cop:「Suspect heading towards us . Prepare the blockade . They park their cars and stop the truck .」
Cops:「I ca n't see though . Eyes on . Easy , easy . Do n't move !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hello , there .」
Cop:「Hands in the air !」


Lucifer Morningstar:「That wo n't be necessary . I 'm Lucifer Morningstar , consultant for the LAPD . I 've apprehended this stolen vehicle and all of its contents . You 're welcome .」
Cop:「Hands up ! Down on the ground !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I 'd really rather not . I 've just got into some clean clothes .」
Cop:「Partner name and badge number !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , for goodness ' sake . Detective Decker . I 'm afraid I do n't know her badge number .」
Cop:「Detective Decker .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But I 'd say with certainty she 's a 34-B , if that helps . Hot as hell out here , is n't it ?」
Cop:「Checks out .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , of course it does ... I 'm never wrong when it comes to cup size . Okay .」
Cop:「Hold on ! What 'd you do with the real thief ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , unfortunately , he got away . But not to worry . I do n't think he 'll be bothering you for a very , very long time . Lee is running through the desert with a slip . Benjamin pushes Linda 's wheelchair to Lucifer 's penthouse .Ah . Good . You 're here . Well , I was n't sure what you fancied , so I ordered a little of everything . Thank you , Benjamin .」
Linda:「Lucifer , what is all of this ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「This is your new wellness regime . I thought since I was responsible for your current state , the least I could do is heal you . And yes , Benjamin is part of the package . He 'll be back after dark . Oh , well , do n't worry , he 'll be gentle .」
Linda:「Mm .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? I just want to take care of you . Is that so hard to believe ?」
Linda:「Yes . Out with it . What 's going on ? Lucifer shows Linda his wings .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Talk about insult to injury .」
Linda:「I - I - I did n't know that they could grow back . Are wings like ... Body hair ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「No . Do n't be so ridiculous . This is Dad 's latest stunt . A celestial spanking , if you will . I suppose that 's what I get for giving Mum her own universe .」
Linda:「Holy crap !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Exactly . Mm . But it 's no biggie . I cut them off once , and I can cut them off again . Now , I 'd have Maze do it , but she 's off bounty hunting again , and ... Well , I thought , what , with your medical expertise and training ...」
Linda:「Even if I was that kind of doctor , I 'm pretty sure they 're not teaching wing - ectomies in med school .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , no , no , it 's quite simple ... It 's just snip , snip , and Bob 's your uncle .」
Linda:「Well , God 's your Father , Lucifer . And things are never simple with Him . You do n't know why for sure your wings have returned .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「They 've returned because Dad is a control freak . He 's pissed off that He ca n't get Mum back , so He stuck my wings back on . But I am not His Mr. Potato Head . And do n't worry , I fully plan to track down Dad 's emissary on Earth , and give him a return message . But for now ...」
Linda:「Emissary ? You think God sent someone to do this to you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Never mind all that . Right now I need you to help me . So come on , chop - chop .」
Linda:「No . As your therapist , I 'm sorry , but I ca n't do this .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , as a friend , then .」
Linda:「Yes , as a friend who got caught in the cross fire , I beg you , please , think this through before you do something rash .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I ...」
Linda:「I almost died because of your family drama .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right .」
Linda:「But you can definitely text me Ben 's number , though .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay . Oh , gosh , it 's hard enough just to scratch your own back . Lucifer comes at the station .Right , it 's okay , it 's okay , you can call off the search party . I 'm unharmed .」
Daniel:「' Sup , wimp ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Detective , Detective , I am so sorry . You must have been so worried in my absence .」
Chloe:「Your absence ? I saw you two days ago . I thought you were just avoiding meeting the new lieutenant .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「New who ? Never mind , I do n't care . We 've got something much more important we need to discuss .」
Chloe:「Oh , is this about the message you left ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Message ? Oh , right . Uh , well , we will talk about that later , but right now we need to figure out who kidnapped me .」
Chloe:「Kidnapped you ? Okay , I 'll play . Who kidnapped you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I do n't know .」
Chloe:「Well , what did they look like ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I do n't know . L - L - Look , I 'm fairly certain that my Father 's behind it .」


Chloe:「Your father kidnapped you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , no , not Him personally . God never gets His own hands dirty , does He ?」
Chloe:「Uh - huh .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You do n't believe me .」
Chloe:「Uh - huh . Sorry . This is just a little far - fetched , even for you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right . Okay , fine . I 'll take you to the scene of the crime . Come on . Come on ! Chloe and Lucifer are in the desert .Yes , I 'm sure . It 's just ... Past this shrub .」
Chloe:「Well , I do n't see anything .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? I ... Ah ! Ha - ha ! Footprints .」
Chloe:「Those are mine .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh . Well ... Well , then the wind must have blown the crime scene bare , Detective , because I am not lying . Someone kidnapped me . I was outside the hospital , leaving you a message , and someone stashed me ...」


Chloe:「So this was about that message . Look , Lucifer , if you regret what you said , if this kidnapping tale is some elaborate distraction , you can just stop . All right ? You do n't need to tell me anything . I 'm no stranger to the drunken dial .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , I have been known to avoid the issue at times , but that is not the case here . Detective , I swear , this is the scene of a despicable crime . Chloe sees something .What ?」
Chloe:「I ... I believe you .」
Ella:「Soaked in sweat , parched and starving , he scraped , clawed his way towards the light , but , ironically , the only thing stronger than his desperate desire to live was ... The sun ... Its relentless heat literally cooking him , until one last ... Breath ... And he 's gone .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Tragic . But , now , can we please get on with it ? Whoever killed this dehydrated sap is clearly responsible for my devil - napping . I mean , the location 's far too coincidental . Who is he , and what does he have to do with me ?」
Chloe:「Steve Banales . Owner and CEO of Angelette Hotel .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Steve Banales . That 's strange . Never heard of him . You 'd think we 'd have some kind of connection . I suppose we 'll get more answers once we find our assailant .」
Deputy:「Hey , Jerry . I think I found some footprints .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? No , those are mine . Amateurs . How did we get stuck with the " B " team , anyway ?」
Chloe:「Lucifer , this is Lancaster PD . The crime scene is on the L.A. border , so they 're here helping .」
Ella:「I mean , I think they 're doing a great job .」
Daniel:「Geez . These Lancaster guys are a bunch of tools .」
Ella:「Oh .」
Daniel:「Speaking of tools , whoa , whoa . Whoa , hey , Detective ? Detective ? So , what 'd you find ?」
Sam:「Looks like a key chain .」
Daniel:「Hey , guys , look at this .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Finally . A clue . An " A " ? Right . Off we go , Ms. Lopez .」


Ella:「Oh , uh , hold up , bud . I need to do one more lap of the scene . Want to make sure we did n't miss anything . I mean , not that I do n't trust Lancaster . I just do n't want to disappoint our new lieutenant . Oh , my gosh , you guys , did I tell you that I saw Lieutenant Pierce speak at a conference last year ? " The Red Tape Beyond the Yellow Tape . " Riveting .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Sounds it .」
Chloe:「Yeah , you told us .」
Daniel:「Yup , you did .」
Ella:「Anyway , big fan . The guy is a serious rock star . I ca n't believe he transferred here . We are so lucky . And I hear he 's a total sweetie pants to boot . Marcus Pierce comes for the first time at the station .」
Marcus:「I 'm Lieutenant Marcus Pierce ... All right , back to it .」
Daniel:「Uh , Detective Daniel Espinoza . Heard a lot about you , Lieutenant , and I 'm really excited to work with you .」
Marcus:「I wish I could say the same . Are n't you that corrupt cop that got off easy ?」
Daniel:「Excuse me ?」
Marcus:「No . Excuse me . You must be Lucifer .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Morningstar . Pleasure .」
Marcus:「There was an investigation last year . We interviewed ... What was it ... 92 of your sexual partners ? I think I 'll refrain from physical contact if you do n't mind ... You do n't seem reckless . Narcissistic , hedonistic ... That I see .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , thank you very much .」
Marcus:「Not a compliment . Your file is as long as my Johnson .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh . Quick read then ?」
Marcus:「Hardly .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I , for one , do n't need a file to ascertain you have n't even had a snog in ages , have you ?」
Marcus:「Accurate .」
Chloe:「Okay ! Hi . I am Detective Decker .」
Marcus:「Lucifer 's partner . I know .」
Chloe:「Actually , he 's mine . Uh , uh , consultant , to be exact .」
Marcus:「That 's what I said .」
Chloe:「But , uh ...」
Ella:「Well ? Is n't he amazing ? We just had the best conversation over the doughnuts I brought for him ... Everyone , not just him . I 'm not kissing ass or anything .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Mm - hmm .」
Ella:「Doughnuts for everyone ! Doughnuts !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right .」
Chloe:「Wow .」
Daniel:「Wow .」
Amenadiel:「Lucifer . I 've been looking all over for you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Uh , through here . Go . Amenadiel and Lucifer enter in the briefing room .」
Amenadiel:「So what happened ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It was terrible , Brother . I was kidnapped .」
Amenadiel:「No , Luci . I meant Mom .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah . Well , did n't you get my text ?」
Amenadiel:「What ? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis ? Fire , sword , doughnut , spaceman , clock , dancing lady , flashlight , thumbs up . How am I supposed to know what that means ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I ignited the flaming sword , used it to cut a hole in space and time , Mum 's light flooded through it , then it closed up behind her . All good !」
Amenadiel:「Mom 's ... Mom is gone ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Yes . I mean , she says good - bye forever , she loves you very much , et cetera , et cetera , but the good news is ... You get your necklace back . And we all know how attached to that you are . So , back to more current issues . Me and my kidnapping . Now , clearly Dad is behind it , but the question is , who 's his emissary , and how were they able to render me unconscious ? Either they used some kind of celestial weapon , or the detective was nearby . And if it 's the latter , then it has to be someone who knows she makes me vulnerable ... Hang on . The " A " on the key chain is for Amenadiel , is n't it ?」
Amenadiel:「What ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Of course . It 's you ! Now that God 's favourite son 's regained his powers , he 's back to being his little bitch .」
Amenadiel:「Luci , I did n't get my powers back . Yes , I was able to slow time , but ... Uh , that appears to have been a one - time thing .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But ... You have got your wings back , huh ?」
Amenadiel:「No . Not yet .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , is n't that ironic ? You want your wings back and did n't get them , and ... I ... Get whacked over the head and hauled out to the desert .」
Amenadiel:「That 's not ironic .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , not ironic ironic . More ... Alanis Morissette ironic . Anyway , the point is , I 'm sure your full powers will come back in no time . You probably just need ... A good nap . Or eat some mangos . I 've heard they work wonders . What ? Ella enters .」
Ella:「We got a suspect . Prints on the key chain . First , it looked like it had been wiped down . Then , I whipped out the colour fluorescent film , and whammo .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well done , Miss Lopez ...」
Ella:「Mm - hmm . Oh , sorry . We have n't officially met yet . I 'm Ella . Ella hugs Amenadiel .」
Amenadiel:「Amenadiel .」
Ella:「I mean , I 've seen you around , doing your handsome broody thing , but ... Anyway , any bro of Lucifer 's is a bro of mine ... Whoa . Someone works out . Now I know who carries the guns in the family .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , yes . Enough of that . We have a suspect . Shall we ? Oh , Brother ? About your problem ...」
Amenadiel:「Yeah .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I think I might have just the remedy . I 'll text you the info later .」
Amenadiel:「Words this time , please ! Chloe and Lucifer are walking in the street .」
Chloe:「Josh Hamid , the victim 's business partner . The two own this hotel .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , this is a mug shot . Has he got a record ?」
Chloe:「Yeah . Possession of an exotic animal . A tiger , I think .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , that 's illegal ? Too bad .」
Chloe:「Yeah , anyhow , looks like Josh and Steve both come from family money . Basically bought this hotel just to have a place to party .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Imagine , buying your own establishment just to justify your decadent lifestyle . It 's absurd .」
Chloe:「Yeah . Absurd ... Thank you . Lucifer and Chloe are looking for Josh Hamid on the balcony .
 Josh Hamid ?」
Josh Hamid:「Who wants to know ?」
Chloe:「Detective Decker , LAPD .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「I imagine you recognize me .」
Josh Hamid:「You got a nice set of cans for a cop .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right . Whilst I do n't disagree , that is incredibly disrespectful . Perhaps I should teach you some manners .」
Chloe:「Lucifer , I got this .」
Josh Hamid:「Got a nice ass , too .」
Chloe:「Yeah ? Well , I also got these , and your sorry ass is a suspect in the Steve Banales murder .」
Josh Hamid:「I told you Steve was up to something . You want to cuff me , honey ? You 're gon na have to catch me . Josh is running away . Chloe and Lucifer run after him .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Excuse me .」
Josh Hamid:「Oh , you 've got a gun . Scary . Hey , you tell Steve I am officially impressed .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You think this is funny ? ! Lucifer pushes Josh away out of the balcony .」
Chloe:「Lucifer !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , maybe it 's a bit funny . Josh lands in the pool . Josh is waiting for Chloe and Lucifer in the interview room .」
Chloe:「So , Josh ...」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Why did you kidnap me ? !」
Josh Hamid:「I swear , I 've never seen you before you tried to kill me today !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Really , Joshy .」
Chloe:「Excuse us .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ?」
Chloe:「What are you doing ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Consulting .」
Chloe:「Then consult less . So you say you do n't recognize Lucifer , but you do admit to knowing Steve Banales , correct ? Then did you do this to him ?」
Josh Hamid:「This is a joke , right ?」
Chloe:「We found this at the crime scene with your fingerprints all over it .」
Josh Hamid:「I did n't kill Steve , man ! I would never ! That 's the key I gave to the fake kidnappers .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Fake ?」
Josh Hamid:「Yeah . They get paid to abduct people . I hired them for Steve . It 's our thing .」
Chloe:「What ? To torture each other ?」
Josh Hamid:「No ! To pull pranks . The more money we made , the crazier the prank . The fake kidnapping was retaliation for the tiger Steve ... Put in my backyard .」


Chloe:「What 's the name of the company ?」
Josh Hamid:「Snatched . Super under the radar . I - I got the deluxe package .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah . Well , they delivered .」
Josh Hamid:「They were supposed to nab Steve for 48 hours , tie him up in a warehouse , stick him in the desert , and then drop him back at the hotel . When he did n't show , I just assumed he was ... Busy planning payback . It 's why I thought you were n't real cops . I mean , a guy named Lucifer and the chick from Hot Tub Hotel ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「High School . Hot Tub High School . She was n't in the sequel .」
Josh Hamid:「I 'm sorry . Anyway , can you blame me ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Look , here 's the thing , Joshy . I can assure you we are quite real , and by the looks of it , so are your kidnappers , so tell us what you know about this Snatched . Amenadiel enters in the penthouse .」
Amenadiel:「All right , Luci , I got your text . What 's this magical remedy of yours ?」
Remedy:「Hi . I 'm Remedy . I 'm here to rub you . Uh , give you a massage .」


Amenadiel:「Oh ... Well , why not ?」
Remedy:「Lovely . Um , please remove your clothing and get under the towel .」
Amenadiel:「We 're gon na need a bigger towel ... I know where they are . I 'll be right back . In the dressing , Amenadiel finds Lucifer 's wings . Chloe and Lucifer are at the lab .」
Ella:「Oh , man . I searched the IP address , like , a zillion times and it keeps pinging to some random Russian server .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Surely there 's some other way to track these miscreants . Something we missed at the crime scene perhaps ?」
Ella:「I wish . All we found there was that key chain and our second victim .」
Chloe:「Wait . Second victim ?」
Ella:「Leo . Once a vibrant rock squirrel . Now ... Roadkill . Judging from his time of death , about 16 hours before Steve died of dehydration . It 's pretty likely the kidnappers are the ones who ran him over .」
Chloe:「Mmhmm .」
Ella:「Poor guy never even saw it coming .」
Chloe:「So , did you lift any tire treads ?」


Ella:「Sure did . Leo was squashed by a Ryuk Road Crusher tire . Commercial grade . Only 850,000 sets produced .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「In the world ?」
Ella:「Nope . In L.A.」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , for goodness ' sakes .」
Chloe:「You know , there still is one angle that we have n't quite explored yet . And that is your connection to the case .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , and I was n't sure you thought there was one .」
Chloe:「Well , I 'm still not sure I do , but we 're stuck , so do you think your kidnapping was intended as a prank ? Or to actually hurt you , like Steve ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Definitely the latter . My Father is not a jokester .」
Chloe:「Right . Right . So , say your father did hire these fake kidnappers ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「He did .」
Chloe:「To ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hmm .」
Chloe:「Any idea why ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Of course . He 's angry that I gave Mum her own universe . I mean , nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will .」


Chloe:「I am trying to believe you here .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Something horrid happened to me and I woke up in the desert with my bloody ... Wi ...」
Chloe:「What ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay , Detective . I understand your confusion . And , although I 've told you the truth from the beginning , you 're a woman of logic and reason . And ... That - that is why I left you that message . You require proof . And I suppose now is as good a time as any to give it to you ... So perhaps you should sit .」
Chloe:「Okay . Mm - hmm . Lucifer lays down the stores .」
Ella:「Oh , right . Yeah . Maybe I should ... Leave . You know , uh , third wheel . Watch out . Ella leaves .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay .」
Chloe:「Lucifer , just show me what you need to show me . You know , I do n't need anything to drink .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I do ... I have tried to be honest with you , but if I 'm being honest with myself , and I have held the real truth back from you , and you , of all people , deserve to know that , Detective ... Which is why I want to show you .」


Chloe:「Lucifer , whatever it is that you want to show me or that you want to tell me , it 's okay . I 'm here for you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Okay . Then , once and for all , I 'd like to show you who I really am .」
Chloe:「Okay .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You ready ?」
Chloe:「Yeah . Nothing happens .
 Oh , my God . What ? Are you gassy ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Why is it not working ?」
Chloe:「Why is n't what working ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? I do n't understand .」
Chloe:「I do . You know , I keep caring , and you ... You just ... Just ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , Detective ! I ... Chloe leaves .I really am the Devil .」
Marcus:「Well , that sucks . Dead ends piss me off . Which is why I do n't believe in them . Now , these kidnappers might be fake but they 're not invisible . There has to be a way to find them .」
Chloe:「You 're right . If Muhammad wo n't come to the mountain , the mountain must go to Muhammad .」
Marcus:「I have no idea what that means , Decker .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , someone needs to get kidnapped .」
Marcus:「Now , there 's an idea .」
Chloe:「That I was just suggesting .」
Marcus:「No one likes a credit hog , Decker . Now , who would be the bait ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I 'd like to volunteer .」
Chloe:「Uh , it 's not a good idea . If these are the same guys that abducted , allegedly , Lucifer , they 're gon na recognize him .」
Marcus:「Right . We need somebody who 's a lot less , well ... Everything . Esperanza .」
Daniel:「Es - Espinoza . And , sure , that makes , uh , makes sense . I have the most experience in the field , so if something goes wrong , then ...」
Marcus:「You 're expendable . Exactly . Thank you . Now go get kidnapped , Esperanza . A customer knocks on the truck food .」
Customer:「Hey , excuse me , I was wondering if I could get a ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「We 're closed . We ran out of meat . All right , Daniel . You 're not allergic to gerbils , are you ? Just making some last - minute adjustments to the questionnaire .」
Daniel:「Hilarious .」


Chloe:「Hey , Lucifer , did you set up the pickup point ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Tour bus pickup . Olvera Street . Exactly one half hour from now .」
Chloe:「All right , good . Hey . You know the team will intervene before anyone gets hurt , yeah ?」
Daniel:「Yeah .」
Chloe:「Okay . Look , if you 're upset about what the lieutenant said , you 're not alone . He 's not a fan of mine , either . And I still ca n't believe he called me " Lucifer 's partner . "」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You are my partner !」
Daniel:「You know , the truth is , I am feeling expendable .」
Chloe:「Why ?」
Daniel:「It 's not because Pierce said it . It 's because of Charlotte .」
Chloe:「Oh .」
Daniel:「Yeah , after everything that happened at the beach , she 's acting like she does n't even know me . I 'm not an idiot , I know she was using me at first , but ... But then it seemed like she actually cared .」
Chloe:「Well , um ...」
Daniel:「Whatever . I 'll get over it .」
Chloe:「I 'm sorry , Dan .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , I 'm sorry , too , Daniel , that I ca n't hear you . Could you speak up , please ?」
Marcus:「T minus 20 , people . Take your mark , Espinoza .」
Chloe:「Right , I 'll check in with McMillian at the lookout point .」
Daniel:「Okay . Daniel s walking in the street . Lucifer calls him .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Uh , Daniel . Listen , uh ...」
Daniel:「Come on .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , right . Undercover , yes . Listen , I know you were talking about Charlotte . And as douchey as you may be , and I know you ca n't help it , her current behaviour has nothing to do with you , okay ?」
Daniel:「And as much as I appreciate the pep talk , Lucifer , it was kinda you that got me in the whole Charlotte mess in the first place . So maybe you should just take care of your side of the street for a change , all right ? Good talk .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「My side of the street . That 's a good idea .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 Ella prepares Leo 's funerals . Someone knocks on the door .
Ella:「Leo ? Oh .」


Amenadiel:「Hey . I 'm sorry to bother you , but do you have any idea where my brother went ? He 's ignoring my phone calls .」
Ella:「Oh , bud , no , no , no . He 's totally not ignoring you . He 's just in the middle of this sting operation .」
Amenadiel:「Oh .」
Ella:「Can I help ?」
Amenadiel:「That 's very nice of you , but no . It 's personal .」
Ella:「You a believer ? Well , then , whatever it is you 're going through , I 'm sure it 's all part of His plan . I mean , even the most pathetic , sad sack , powerless of creatures serve a purpose . Like Leo here ... A van may have cracked his nuts in the middle of the desert , but he 's still valuable evidence . That 's the thing . You never know when your rock - bottom pain and humiliation can end up helping others . I mean , God works in mysterious ways . So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts , He does it for a reason .」
Amenadiel:「Has this , um , Leo provided you with a break in your case ?」
Ella:「Not yet . But you got to have faith , right ?」
Amenadiel:「Right ... Right . Daniel is waiting for the kidnaper . Chloe is watching over him .」
Daniel:「The kidnappers are seven minutes late .」
Chloe:「Yeah , well , we did n't give them a lot of prep time ; do n't worry .」
Marcus:「I 'm worried . Where are they ?」
Chloe:「They 'll be here . Come on . Come on , be here . Be here . Lucifer is waiting for his kidnapers .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , lovely . Right on time . Hello . Right . How do we do ... Oh , careful . I bruise like a peach . Easy . Chloe receives a text from Lucifer .」


Chloe:「Seriously ? Lucifer is waiting for the kidnapers in a warehouse .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah , there you are . I have to say , the leaky pipe is a nice touch . Very Blood Simple . Coen Brothers movie ? No ? Oh . Well , hello , kidnappers . Finally , I have you right where I want you . Let 's see , so many questions , how did you abduct me the first time ? Hmm ? How did you render me unconscious ? Ow . What are you doing ? Stop it , that tickles .」
Gangly:「We used this last week , right ?」
Large:「Yeah .」
Gangly:「Did you forget to charge it ?」
Large:「No . I did n't forget to charge it .... Dude . Not cool .」
Gangly:「I just do n't get it .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I do n't know . I hate to interrupt ... Where were we ? Daniel and Chloe are back to the station .」
Chloe:「Remind me not to leave Lucifer in the front seat unattended .」
Daniel:「And remind me to kick his ass for humiliating me in front of Pierce .」
Chloe:「Well , I 'll help you if we can find him .」


Daniel:「Look ... Do n't worry , Chloe . Lucifer can take care of himself .」
Ella:「Found Lucifer 's phone ... In some bushes on Alameda Street . Kidnappers must have tossed it .」
Chloe:「What about , uh , traffic cams ? Maybe we can pull a plate number .」
Ella:「No . I checked everything within a mile radius . Nada . Must have grabbed him in a blind spot . Unfortunately , I think we 're dealing with some pretty crafty bad guys . Lucifer is torturing Gangly and Large .」
Gangly:「I ... Ca n't ... Breathe !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Please do n't crush him . We 've only just begun .」
Large:「No . Come on , man . Ask us anything !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「All right . My face ... How did you do it ?」
Large:「What ? !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , the wings are one thing , but my Devil face ... How did you take that ?」
Gangly:「We 've never seen you before , man !」
Large:「Yeah , man . Never heard of you before today . I just got a name ... Daniel LaDoosh ... A pickup point , and that you got a thing for gerbils .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「I suppose you also deny abducting Mr. Banales and leaving him to perish in the desert , do you ?」
Gangly:「He 's the client from last week , man !」
Large:「Right , man . His friend got him the deluxe package . We did the detail work here , and then our partner Sam picked him up , took him to the spider hole for a few hours , and dropped him back off at the hotel .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , then , it seems your colleague took a detour . Where does this Sam live ?」
Large:「Koreatown ! It 's a pink building on Leeward .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Apartment ?」
Gangly:「5B , man ! 5B !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Lovely . Thanks for your help .」
Gangly:「Hey , man ! Will you let us go , man ? Ella and Chloe are trying to find a clue in the lab .」
Ella:「So , prints off the key chain led to Josh .」
Chloe:「Right . Tire treads on the roadkill led to nothing .」
Ella:「There 's got to be something we 're missing .」
Chloe:「Maybe Lancaster has something .」
Daniel:「We 're screwed .」


Chloe:「Or not .」
Daniel:「Remember the detective who found the key chain ? He does n't exist , at least not at Lancaster PD . They only sent patrol units to the scene .」
Ella:「Whoa . You think that was our guy ? Killers often return to the scene of the crime .」
Daniel:「Which means he was n't finding evidence . He was trying to steal it . Should have known .」
Chloe:「Why should you have known ? Lancaster does n't know us , we do n't know them . Look , let 's just look through these photos , try and find him in the background , okay ?」
Ella:「Yes , and then we can nail his ass with facial recognition software .」
Daniel:「Here he is . But his back 's to us .」
Ella:「You guys ... Oh , my gosh . I knew ... I knew he did n't die in vain .」
Chloe:「What ?」
Daniel:「Who ?」
Ella:「Leo . See , look . There 's our suspect , right , leaving the scene , walking towards that van . Ryuk Road Crusher tires . Commercial grade . That 's the van that ran over Leo . I mean , this pretty much confirms that this guy 's our killer .」
Chloe:「Okay . So maybe we can get an ID . Let 's run the license plate . Sam is packing his clothes . Lucifer knocks on the door . Sam goes to see who it is . Lucifer destroys the door .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Remember me ?」


Sam:「It 's you .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . You know me as the Devil you so rudely turned into an angel and then dumped in the middle of the desert , but I do n't know you , so , come on , introduce yourself .」
Sam:「I 'm Sam .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , yes , I know that , but what are you ? And how did my Father get his hooks into you ?」
Sam:「Your father ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , come on , do n't be coy . Let me see . Unless Dad got jiggy with some celestial babe after Mum , then you 're not my sibling , so ... Demon . Hmm ? Changeling ?」
Sam:「I work for an extreme kidnapping company . Snatched .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , do you now ? Well , do you know what ? It does n't matter what you are because ... This should take care of you .」


Sam:「Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! I ... I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry I left you in the desert . I really am . And I 'm sorry I left that Steve guy there , too . I ... He was just a routine gig . I was gon na swap him for you , but when I went to pull you out of the van , you ... You had friggin ' wings , man !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , duh ! Wings that you put there at the behest of my Father ! Now stop lying !」
Sam:「I 'm not ! I did n't mean to hurt anyone . I swear . And believe me , I did n't want to run , but you scared the hell out of me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , you listen , Sammy , I know you 're just the messenger , so why do n't you deliver a message on my behalf ? I define who I am , not Him . Me ! Lucifer 's wings appear .Oh , bloody hell . They 're back , are n't they ? How ? How are you doing this ? Did my Father give you some kind of totem ? A talisman ? What ?」


Sam:「I 'm telling you , I do n't ... I do n't know what 's happening . And I do n't know your dad . Unless , is your , is your dad the Sinnerman ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Quite the opposite . Who 's the Sinnerman ?」
Sam:「That 's , that 's who , who hired me to kidnap you . He 's , he 's , he 's a scary dude . Huge crime boss . I owed him big time . But because I did n't finish the job , I 'm as good as dead now . That 's why I was running .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「And where do I find this Sinnerman ?」
Sam:「You do n't . He finds you .」
Chloe:「Lucifer ?」
Daniel:「Get up . Up . Come on , get up . Put your hands behind your back .」
Chloe:「What happened to you ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I ... I do n't know . Chloe is sitting at her desk .」
Marcus:「Decker , it ai n't good .」


Chloe:「Lieutenant , look , I - I know what you 're gon na say . And , even though we caught our guy , Lucifer was way out of line , and I - I do n't disagree , but here 's what you got to know about our unorthodox methods ...」
Marcus:「Detective , you ...」
Chloe:「I am Lucifer 's partner , yes , you 're right , but you know what ? He 's mine , too . And , for whatever reason , we make an effective team . And will be even more so when I stop investing on a , um ... Personal level . I am here to solve crimes . Not to see his ... His thing or whatever , which is ... Not something that you need to know . Right . Look , point is , you can say what you want , but I know I 'm a good detective and I have a damn good solve rate to prove that .」
Marcus:「Okay .」
Chloe:「Okay .」
Marcus:「Okay . I just came down here to let you know that your perp has been released on bail .」
Chloe:「Oh . W - Wait , how is that possible ?」
Marcus:「Do n't know . Friends in high places , I guess .」
Chloe:「But there 's got to be something . I mean , don't - don't you care ?」
Marcus:「You do what you can , Decker . You ca n't save them all .」
Chloe:「Oh .」
Marcus:「But , um , good luck with Lucifer 's ... Thing or whatever . Lucifer is back to the penthouse .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , hello , Brother . So , did Remedy cure what ails you ? Did her massage make anything pop out ? Talking about your wings , of course .」


Amenadiel:「No , mine are still absent ... But yours , on the other hand ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh .」
Amenadiel:「Lucifer , I 'm not angry with you that you somehow got your wings back , or even that you cut them off again , as foul as that may be . I 'm angry with myself . Because somehow I made you feel like you could n't confide in me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , comparing body parts is never good for the male ego , especially between brothers .」
Amenadiel:「But that 's just it , Luci ... My ego should never be an issue . I am an angel . A soldier of God . His favourite son .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , that 's gon na be a thing , is n't it ?」
Amenadiel:「Listen , Father , He ... Works in mysterious ways . I was tested once and I failed . I 'm not gon na fail again . Because this time , I have faith .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Excellent . And I suppose this wo n't bother you . Lucifer shows his brother his wings .」
Amenadiel:「But you ... You cut them off .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「I did , but the pesky things seem to be a bit more tenacious this time around .」
Amenadiel:「Well , like I said , I have faith . I 'm sure it 's all a part of God 's plan .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes ! If you mean his plan to continually manipulate and control me , then agreed . Because , by the way , he did n't just give my wings back , he took my Devil face as well .」
Amenadiel:「Luci , do you realize what this means ? Perhaps Father is trying to show you that , that you 've been forgiven .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What if I do n't want His forgiveness ?」
Amenadiel:「But , Brother , if you can be redeemed , that means that anyone can . Now , is n't that divine ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm not sure that this is divinity at work here ... Have you ever heard of someone named the Sinnerman ?」
Amenadiel:「The Sinnerman ? Chloe and Lucifer are walking on the beach .
 No . Why ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「That 's who kidnapped me . They find a dead body .At first , I thought it was a ... An emissary on Earth working on Dad 's behalf , but then , the more I think about it , the more I think ... Maybe this is n't our Father who art in Heaven at all . Sam is dead .But something much , much darker .」


narration:Charlotte staples her belly .
Charlotte:「Hello ? It 's Charlotte Richards . I need a favour . Amenadiel is happy .」
Amenadiel:「Would you look at that , Luci ? It really is the final piece . Unbelievable .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , no , I believe it . It 's classic Dad . Hanging the final piece of the Flaming Sword right under our noses ... Well ... Your nose , this entire time ... I know , right ? It 's ridiculous . I mean , if that is n't the biggest celestial bird Dad 's ever flipped .」
Amenadiel:「What are you talking about ? This means that I 'm the favourite son .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Uh , no , it means that once again Dad is manipulating us six ways to Sunday . But , hey , what 's new ? At least we have it now . So ... Well , hand it over , Brother . The sword 's not gon na ignite itself . It ... Oh , just give it to me . Give it to me . Right , do n't be silly , Brother . You know I 'm ten times stronger than you .」
Amenadiel:「But I 'm the favourite .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , right . Of course . That one ... Right , do n't make me hurt you . Remember , you 're not the angel you once were .」
Amenadiel:「No , Luci , you 're right , I 'm not .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , oh . I did n't mean to make you all broody again .」
Amenadiel:「No , it 's okay . I just need a little time to process what it all means .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Process ? Okay . Fine . Suppose we 're in no real rush . Process away ... I think I 've got E.T. on the DVR if you need a good weep and a pint of Haagen - Daz in the freezer if that helps . Linda enters in her office . Charlotte was waiting for her .」
Linda:「You scared me . God !」
Charlotte:「Goddess . But whatever . I need medical attention . I 'm wounded .」
Linda:「Then go to a hospital .」
Charlotte:「This is n't exactly a human injury , and since you know who , or rather what I am , I would appreciate it if you would just patch me up .」


Linda:「Why does everybody keep doing this to me ? I am a doctor , but patching people up is n't my thing .」
Charlotte:「Oh ... It is now .」
Linda:「Suppose I could take a gander .」
Charlotte:「Wonderful ... I should warn you , you might have to ... Charlotte opens her dress and her light burn the wall .
 Duck .」
Linda:「What ? ! Who did that to you ? I mean , was it Lucifer ? I - I mean ... Not on purpose , you know . Accidentally , like with that Flaming Sword thingy ... All right , let me see what I got here ... Okay , duct tape . Trust me . This stuff 's amazing . Lucifer is checking his phone .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「This is ridiculous . You have experience with emotionally fragile men , do n't you ?」
Chloe:「You 're self - aware today .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , I meant Dan . Anyway , tell me , how do you stop them from overthinking everything ?」
Chloe:「Who 's overthinking ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Amenadiel . Leave it to him to turn a compliment into something to angst over . I mean , he should be happy he 's Dad 's favourite .」


Chloe:「Wait , your dad did n't actually tell you guys that , did he ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , in so many Sumerian words , yes .」
Chloe:「You know , the more I hear about your dad , the more I understand why you 're ... You know , you . Chloe and Lucifer arrive on the crime scene .」
Ella:「Body dump . Weird one , too , and not just 'cause of the obvious buck naked , deep - fried head thing . But someone also shaved this poor guy 's entire body .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , maybe our poor killer 's just chaetophobic . Fear of hair . Always fun when they turn up in Hell . Lots of wigs involved .」
Ella:「But I 'm pretty sure ... This guy got a bath in bleach .」
Chloe:「So , whoever dumped him is a pro .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It 's like he just vanished off the face of the Earth .」
Ella:「I know . But it 's pretty tough for someone to cover every track .」
Chloe:「If anyone can find something , it 's you , Ella .」
Ella:「Aw , that is so sweet !」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , well , u - until you do , I 've got some personal business I need to tend to .」
Ella:「'Cause , you know , you 're not so much with the nice words , but when they come out ... Lucifer is trying to enter in Linda 's practice but it 's closed . Linda finally opens the door .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Doctor .」
Linda:「Hi . Lucifer , what 's up ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm wondering if you 've seen Amenadiel .」
Linda:「Nope . Have n't seen that family member . No .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Can you stop being weird and just let me in ? Lucifer enters .Mum . What are you doing here ?」
Charlotte:「Oh , you know , girl stuff .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Naked girl stuff ? Dr. Linda , I had no idea ... What is that ? All right , out with it , Mother .」
Charlotte:「It 's nothing . That spoiled brat , Chet Ruiz , stabbed me , and now I 'm bleeding light . It 's ... It 's no big deal .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? That 's a huge deal . Mum , if your powers are returning to this degree , then your human body wo n't be able to contain it , you 'll ... You 'll burst . Oh , no . I need to find Amenadiel now .」
Charlotte:「I 'd rather you did n't . I mean , it 's bad enough that you 'll be worried .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , that 's just it , Mum . Amenadiel has the missing piece of the sword .」
Charlotte:「You 're k ... You 're kidding . Son , why did n't you say something ? Now we can finally ignite it and cut through the Gates of Heaven and I can see my ... I can ... I can see my children .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Yes , but for now , I need to find Amenadiel and you need to stay away from humans ... You 're a ... Ticking bomb .」
Charlotte:「Uh , um , actually , speaking of that , I ... May have already harmed ... Someone .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , no . No , no , no . I just came from a crime scene ... The man with a burned head . Please tell me that is n't Chet . The detective is on that case .」


Charlotte:「Well , not to worry . I had a pro clean up the mess .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You do n't understand . The Detective is good , annoyingly good .」
Charlotte:「Well , then we just need to find Amenadiel , do n't we ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes .」
Charlotte:「And get the piece .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Because if we do n't get you back to Heaven before the detective gets to you , then she is quite literally toast . Lucifer knocks on Chloe 's door . Trixie opens .」
Trixie:「Did you slip on a banana peel , too ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ?」
Trixie:「I 'm afraid you 're gon na need surgery .」
Maze:「Do n't fight it . The kid 's fierce .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I ... Trixie is fixing Lucifer .So , I left Mum in the wine cellar at Lux , and that 's the situation . Ouch .」
Maze:「Baby . I still do n't get why you 're here .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Because I need the best bounty hunter out there . I can deal with the detective , but I need you to find Amenadiel . Then we can get the pendant , assemble the sword before Mum spews light everywhere .」
Trixie:「You do n't have to speak in code . I can handle adult stuff .」
Maze:「So what if your mother explodes ? Why should I care ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Because many , many humans could get hurt .」
Maze:「Yeah , and ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , nice try , Maze , but I happen to know there 's a few that you care about .」
Maze:「Fine . But you pay me my standard fee . No freebies .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Absolutely ... Oh . Love me a lolli .」
Trixie:「Sorry , wussies do n't get any . Chloe askes question to Chet 's brother .」
Chloe:「So , I ran the prints , and it came back as your brother Chet ... I 'm sorry . I know that you 've been living in Mexico , but can you think of anyone who may have wanted your brother dead ?」


Hector:「My family had many enemies . It 's why I left , to get away from the Ruiz empire . I tried to get Chet to go with me , but ...」
Chloe:「But , unfortunately , he got involved in the family business .」
Hector:「I know you were the one who put my mother in prison . I also know you were after Chet , so I know what you think of my family ... But I loved my brother ... He did n't deserve to die . Especially not like that .」
Chloe:「No one deserves to die like that . Look , I 'm gon na work this case as carefully and fairly as I would any other case . I promise you . Lucifer breaks an evidence at Ella 's lab .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah , oopsie daisy . There goes that clue . Klutzy me .」
Ella:「Aw , do n't worry , buddy . I am a total klutz myself . Which is why I always make a backup .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , good . Hope it leads us straight to Chet 's killer .」
Ella:「Oh , no , that 's from another crime scene . I got a big steaming pile of nada from the Chet Ruiz crime scene .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , good ... Ness me , that is awful .」


Chloe:「Please tell me you have something .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No , no , nothing . It 's so frustrating .」
Ella:「Well , there is one thing I 'm waiting on .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But I thought you just said we had nada .」
Ella:「Well , so the only thing we know for sure is that someone had to drive there to dump the body . So , the tech team is checking the vicinity for cameras , but it 's such a remote place , so do n't get your hopes up .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ooh , yes . I think you 're right , Miss Lopez . Sadly , the only witness to this one is my dear old dad .」
Ella:「Oh , right . Yes , your dad ... Is always watching . Wait a second . That gives me an idea .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It does ?」
Ella:「Satellite imaging takes sporadic photos of , well , everything , so ...」
Chloe:「So there may be footage of the killer going to or from the warehouse .」
Ella:「Exactly . I mean , it 's a long shot , but thank you , Lucifer .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You 're so welcome . Amenadiel make some improve .」


Amenadiel:「It 's me . God chose me . I 'm the favourite son . This whole time , I actually thought that God had lost faith in me , but it was me . I lost faith in him . I can see that now ... That losing my powers must have been a test ... And if so , I failed ... I 'm so sorry , Father .」
Partner:「Yes , and how was your pork chop ?」
Daniel:「Okay , that 's great . We 'll cut right there . Hey , can I have the lights please ? So , uh , good job . But there are a few subjects that we try to avoid」
Amenadiel:「Mm - hmm , mm - hmm . Totally understand . I got this .」
Daniel:「Perfect . All right , let 's give 'em another scenario .」
Woman:「Oh , uh , zookeepers and the giraffe is pregnant .」
Daniel:「Okay . You guys ready ? Action .」
Partner:「Oh , man ! I think she 's going into labour ! Help me !」
Amenadiel:「How can I help when I 'm supposed to kill my own father ? !」
Daniel:「And cut ... It 's a little dark , buddy .」
Amenadiel:「Hmm .」
Daniel:「You know , just try to have fun with it .」
Amenadiel:「But I thought you told me this helped you work through difficult personal matters .」
Daniel:「I did . Chloe and Lucifer are walking in the street .」
Chloe:「APB got a hit that it was parked in the lot across the street .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm telling you , we 're wasting time .」


Chloe:「It was the only vehicle parked near the crime scene between midnight and 5」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , but how do you know this parked van 's even the same one ? I mean , there 's no license plates on this image .」
Chloe:「Oh , come on ! How many vans have dandelions on the side ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「They 're not dandelions , they 're jellyfish .」
Chloe:「What ? Jellyfish ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , yes . Well , I 'm simply saying that we should be focusing on more pressing criminal issues .」
Chloe:「Such as ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I 'm glad you asked , actually . The death of Celeste McDougall . Very suspicious , indeed .」
Chloe:「She was 92 .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , and fit as a fiddle . I mean , look at that smug face . Look .」
Chloe:「I know . Yeah , I got it , I got it . .. LAPD ! Do n't move ! You still think we 're wasting our time ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Definitely rethinking the lasagna I had for lunch .」


Ava:「Oh , my gosh . This is not what it looks like .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? Minions day out ?」
Chloe:「Take your hoods off , slowly .」
Ava:「I know this looks bad , but we can explain . I 'm Ava . This is my sister Kathleen .」
Kathleen:「Hi . How ya doin' ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Friendliest serial killers ever .」
Kathleen:「Oh , that 's hilarious . We 're not killers . God , no . We run Dandy Lyon Cleaners . Lyon 's our last name . Get it ?」
Ava:「We take care of crime scenes , dead body removals . All the icky stuff .」
Kathleen:「But totally legit . Yeah , like this poor guy , died of a heart attack .」
Ava:「Like , two weeks ago .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , well , perfectly good explanation . I knew it . Shall we , Detective ?」
Chloe:「Wait , wait , wait . Why was your van outside of an abandoned warehouse in Eagle Rock at 3」
Ava:「I 'm ... Pretty sure you 're mistaken . We were nowhere near that area .」
Kathleen:「Well ...」


Ava:「Ugh , no . Eagle Rock . Do not tell me you went to see Fred again . I thought you were done with that jerk .」
Kathleen:「I was , till I ran into him at Jamba Juice .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Understand completely . I mean , what 's more intoxicating than a Mango - A - Go - Go ? Alibi sorted . We 'll leave you here with Soupy , and we 'll be on our way . Come on .」
Chloe:「No . Wait , wait . Hold on . Can I talk to you for a second ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes ?」
Chloe:「Enough with this . Why are you trying to rush our investigation ? Why are you still hiding things from me after all we 've been through ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You know I do n't lie , Detective .」
Chloe:「But you also do n't tell the whole truth ... Does this have to do with what you were upset about this morning , with your family ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , but I ca n't explain , because you would n't understand .」


Chloe:「Not if you do n't talk to me ... Never mind . I thought we were past this . Going backwards , Lucifer , is not good . For anyone . At the end of the class , Daniel encourages Amenadiel .」
Daniel:「Trust me , dude , you 're gon na find this really freeing once you get the hang of it . And I 'll help you through it . Just takes practice .」
Amenadiel:「You 're a good man , Daniel .」
Daniel:「Yeah . Amenadiel hugs Daniel .
 Ooh ! Okay . All right . Wow . You 're strong ... That family is so weird . Daniel leaves , Maze enters .」
Maze:「" You 'll get the hang of it . It just takes practice . " And that hug . You guys doing it ?」
Amenadiel:「So , what are you even doing here ?」
Maze:「I 'm bounty hunting you , thanks to Lucifer . Time to assemble the sword , Amenadiel .」
Amenadiel:「I do n't know that I want to , Maze . Father entrusted me with the final piece . That changes things .」
Maze:「Are you coming with me or not ?」
Amenadiel:「Think about it , Mazikeen . All of my actions , all of my feelings , they were all just based on lies . You see , I thought I had fallen , and I ... Maze tazes Amenadiel .」
Maze:「I do n't get paid by the hour . Chloe is doing researches on her computer . Ella arrives .」
Ella:「Oh , my God ! Are you going to Paris ? Can I be your travel buddy ? I love Paris . Les hommes , oh , très sexy , romantiques , avec ...」
Chloe:「This is the Paris hotel in Vegas , actually .」
Ella:「Oh . Not ... Going there . Vegas and me ... Not pretty .」
Chloe:「Yeah , I 'm not going , either . But Kathleen Lyon 's ex Brad did , and according to his Wobble page , he 's been partying there all weekend .」
Ella:「Oh , well , that blows up Kathleen 's reason for being in Eagle Rock at 3」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hello , Brother . I notice you 've changed your look . Where 's your pretty necklace ?」


Amenadiel:「Oh , I 've put it in a safe place .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah . Keister it , did you ?」
Maze:「Nope . Already checked . Not there .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Lovely . Listen , Amenadiel , I need the final piece .」
Amenadiel:「Right . So you and Mom can slice through the Gates of Heaven and destroy Father . Yeah . I know .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right . Maze , darling , would you mind running down to the wine cellar and fetching Mum ? I think she 'd like to hear this .」
Amenadiel:「I 've been thinking about this , deeply . And I think that we 've been looking at things the wrong way .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh ?」
Amenadiel:「That necklace was a gift . It 's not some manipulation .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , you only think that because it was gifted to you .」


Amenadiel:「No , no , Luci ! It 's all about perspective . Father does n't always make things clear , because he wants us to form our own beliefs . And I strongly believe that I am to guard that piece . Now , I may have lost my way , but that does n't mean that I ca n't rectify things now .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Fine . What if I was to tell you I never planned on destroying Dad ?」
Amenadiel:「I 'd say you were full of it .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , I want to assemble the sword , yes , I want to cut through the gates , blah , blah , but then I was just gon na kick Mum into Heaven and slam the gates behind her . Let the two lovebirds torture each other for eternity .」
Amenadiel:「And that 's better ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes .」
Amenadiel:「No ! Regardless of whether you 're with Mom or not , I simply ca n't let Mom loose on Dad . Now , it is finally time that I go back to being the loyal soldier that he entrusted me to be . Mom is not going anywhere !」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , I am afraid that we do not have a choice , Brother ! Mum 's powers are returning , and it wo n't be long before we ca n't contain them . I mean , she 's already killed one person , and now the detective is on a ... The Detective is on her case . So , please , no discussion . Mum has to go !」
Maze:「She already has . Your mother 's gone .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? Linda opens the door of her practice .」
Charlotte:「It 's Cheval something or other . It 's valuable , so it must be good .」
Linda:「I was n't expecting to see you or your ... Deadly light back so soon .」
Charlotte:「Well , something 's been bothering me . When you first saw my wound ... You asked if Lucifer had done it ... What did you mean by that ?」
Linda:「I meant nothing by it . You know ? Meaningless brain fart , you know ? Just blah . Came out . There was a lot going on that day .」


Charlotte:「Hmm . I do n't think so . I think , in fact , that you know something . I do n't want to hurt you , Linda . I ... Am running ... Out of time . You 've seen what 's happening to me . So you can either tell me what you know over a glass of wine or over your own charbroiled corpse . Your choice . Chloe and Daniel are the new crime scene .」
Chloe:「I came here to grill Kathleen on the false alibi .」
Daniel:「Whoa . Somebody already had , huh ?」
Chloe:「Yeah . It 's Ava Lyon . I 'm thinking whoever killed Chet hired the Lyon sisters to clean up , then cleaned up the cleaner .」
Kathleen:「Excuse me , what is going on ? I work here ... Ava !」
Chloe:「Stop .」
Kathleen:「Oh , my God . What did I do ? Chloe is interviewing Kathleen at the station .
 It 's me , only me . Ava knew nothing about it . I was n't lying about Brad . I did get back together with him , but he gambles a lot , and he needed money . Then I got this call offering me a hundred grand .」
Chloe:「Who hired you ? Who killed Chet and your sister ?」
Kathleen:「Maybe Ava 's death was a warning . For me to keep my mouth shut . Maybe if I do n't say anything ... Amenadiel and Lucifer are at Lux .」
Amenadiel:「So how do we find Mom ? Follow the trail of roasted humans ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , if anyone can find that wily goddess , it 's Maze . She 's on it . Lucifer 's phone rings . It 's Chloe . She 's at the station .Detective . Everything all right ?」


Chloe:「We found a body .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Another body ?」
Chloe:「A burned head .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Same burned head ?」
Chloe:「Yes .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「So , what , you think whoever killed Chet killed again ?」
Chloe:「Look , Lucifer , it 's a long story , but the second victim is Ava Lyon . She 's one of the cleaners we met . I have her sister Kathleen here , but she 's not saying anything ... She 's scared . So I need you to come here , and I need you to do your mojo thing .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes , Detective , believe me when I say I want to find the killer as much as you do .」
Charlotte:「Hello , boys .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum .」
Chloe:「What ? What ? What 's going on ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I - I 'm so sorry . My mum 's here . I - I've got to rush . Good luck with Kathleen . Ciao .」
Chloe:「Damn it .」
Ella:「What 's wrong ?」
Chloe:「Lucifer . He 's ... He 's hiding something from me , I can tell .」


Ella:「Oh , you know what ? It 's probably just embarrassing family stuff . I mean , they seem totally bonkers .」
Chloe:「Yeah . Maybe . He is with his step - mom now , so ... So maybe ... Maybe he 's not hiding something from me , but someone ... Someone who knew Chet . And someone I still do n't trust . Charlotte is drinking alcohol .」
Amenadiel:「What have you been doing ?」
Charlotte:「Oh ... This and that .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「This being firing up the celestial barbecue so that you can grill another head ?」
Charlotte:「No . I just needed to get cleaned up . Get some air . I was feeling a little claustrophobic . Do n't you just hate being kept in the dark ? The good news is you found Amenadiel . So we have the piece ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Well , interesting story , actually . Why do n't you tell her , Brother ?」
Amenadiel:「Oh , no , no , no , no , no . This one 's all you . Brother , I insist .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Thank you . Right . Well , uh , upon careful consideration , we 've decided this whole Flaming Sword plan is a crap idea .」
Amenadiel:「Yes , crap .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Mm . Have you ever considered finding , well , I do n't know , a - a place of your own ?」
Amenadiel:「Yeah . Somewhere away from Dad , maybe ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Somewhere familiar , warmer , perhaps ?」
Charlotte:「You want ... You want me back in Hell ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , not in Hell , per se , but in charge of Hell . I mean , after all , it is a kingdom without a ruler .」
Amenadiel:「He is right . I mean , there 's a great opportunity for upward mobility .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Lick of paint here or there . The columns would look great in white ... Beige ?」
Charlotte:「So it 's true . You are working against me . You never planned on going with me to Heaven .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Wait . How did you find out ?」
Charlotte:「Well , I persuaded ... Your little doctor . I 'm sorry . I had no choice .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What did you do ? Mum .」
Amenadiel:「Mom . Listen , I understand . You 're angry .」
Charlotte:「Oh , I 'm not angry . Just disappointed ... Give me the piece !」


Amenadiel:「No , Mom ... You 're gon na have to kill me .」
Charlotte:「Guess I 'll have to find another way , wo n't I ? Charlotte leaves .」
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Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , now look what you 've made her do . I 've just had this tuned !」
Amenadiel:「Me ? How about you suggesting Hell as a retirement home ? Nice . Maybe if you had just mentioned the pottery class or water aerobics , she would have gone for it .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , and did you have a better idea ?」
Amenadiel:「Mom 's coming undone , Luci ... In every way .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I know . And she does n't care who she hurts anymore ... Linda .」
Amenadiel:「I 'll go check on Linda . You go after Mom , she 'll listen to you . But , Luci , do n't you dare promise her that piece , because I wo n't give it to her . Chloe and Daniel find Charlotte .」
Charlotte:「Well , well . Someone 's clever . How did you get me ?」
Daniel:「Was n't that hard . We tracked your phone .」


Charlotte:「No , I mean , how did you figure out I was the bad guy ? Did Little Miss Dandy Lyon tell you ?」
Chloe:「It 's over , Charlotte . Put your hands up .」
Charlotte:「Oh , do n't worry , I 'm not going to resist . I 'll tell you everything you want to know . I just have one small request . Lucifer is in the parking , his phone rings .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Detective . Any chance you 've seen my Mu ...」
Charlotte:「Looking for little ol' me ? You were right , dear . Your detective is quite good . She caught me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Where are you ?」
Charlotte:「Santa Monica Pier . Such a beautiful place . So many people .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「If you hurt anyone , Mum , if you hurt her ...」
Charlotte:「And if you and your brother had just given me what I needed . But who knows ? Maybe you still can .」
Chloe:「Okay , that 's enough .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum !」
Chloe:「Start talking .」


Charlotte:「Just the two of us . If that 's all right . I 'd rather not put Daniel in ... An awkward position . Hate to ruin all the good ones we 've been in ... Can we go outside ?」
Chloe:「Mm - hmm . I 'll be fine . Charlotte kisses Daniel .」
Charlotte:「I 'll miss you , Daniel . You are my favourite human . Amenadiel hold on his phone .」
Amenadiel:「Hey . You find Mom ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「She 's on Santa Monica Pier , and she wants the piece ... We have to give it to her , Amenadiel . We 've run out of options . Please . Brother , please . She ... She has Chloe . Maze is on her way to Linda 's practice .」
Maze:「Linda ! You here ? ! I 'm tracking Lucifer 's mom , and I think she might be on her way . She enters in the office . Linda is hurt .
 Oh , no . No , no , no ! Linda . Hey . It 's okay . I 'm here . Okay ? You 're gon na be fine ... She did this to you , did n't she ?」
Linda:「She wanted to know what Lucifer 's plans were . I did n't want to tell her . I tried to resist . I 'm so sorry .」


Maze:「It 's not your fault , okay ? And you 're going to be fine . I promise . I 'm - I 'm gon na fix you . Okay ? Amenadiel enters .
 Help me . Lucifer joins Daniel . He has the Flaming Sword .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hello , Daniel .」
Daniel:「Whoa ! Whoa , whoa ! She kissed me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Literally no idea what you 're talking about . Just get your hands up . No , do n't be silly . I 'm not gon na stab you . I 'm just looking for something . Come on , up . Up !」
Daniel:「What are you looking for ? Uh ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hello .」
Daniel:「Whoa . What the ... ? Whoa , whoa , whoa .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah . Ah - ah - ah . It 's my brother 's . He left it there for safekeeping , so thanks for that . You 're a lifesaver . Chloe and Charlotte are talking .」
Chloe:「Okay , Charlotte , this has been a great chat , but are you gon na confess or what ?」


Charlotte:「I 'll never understand why you concern yourselves with one little human , but ... Fine . Yes , I was involved in Chet 's death , but not in the way you think .」
Chloe:「Well , correct me if I 'm wrong . You killed him . You hired a cleaner to take care of the body . And then you killed the cleaner . Is that it ?」
Charlotte:「The cleaner 's dead ? What ? Oh , that 's unfortunate . I certainly had nothing to do with that .」
Chloe:「But if you did n't , then who did ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mom ! I 've got it . Now let the Detective go .」
Chloe:「Lucifer , put down the knife . You ca n't protect your mother anymore .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm not protecting her . It 's you I 'm trying to save . Now , here it is , Mum . I have the blade and the final piece . You let the Detective go , and they are yours .」
Chloe:「Let me go ? Really ? I 'm the one holding her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum ?」
Hector:「No one 's going anywhere !」
Charlotte:「Oh , I think we found our mystery killer .」


Hector:「How can you be so glib ? ! You were our lawyer ! You betrayed us !」
Chloe:「Put the gun down , Hector .」
Hector:「Thank you for leading me to her , Detective . You promised to approach this fairly , and you did . But now I have to make things right for my family .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Ah ! A little wrinkle . You shoot her and we 're all dead , okay ? Maze is trying to help Linda .」
Linda:「I need a hospital .」
Maze:「Yes . Okay .」
Amenadiel:「It 's too far , Maze . She wo n't make it .」
Maze:「We need to do something . We need more time . We just need more time . Amenadiel uses his power to stop the time .
 What are you doing ? Lucifer is trying to stop Hector .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Look , it 's very difficult to explain , but believe me when I say that there are many , many lives at stake here . So , please , just put the gun down , huh ? Hector sees Daniel then he shoots .No ! The time is stop .Amenadiel . You son of a bitch . Maze is shocked .」
Maze:「How ?」


Amenadiel:「Go . Lucifer and Charlotte fall off the pier . Lucifer reunites the Flaming Sword .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm sorry , Mum . But I 'm afraid that this ends now ... You 've hurt so many people , Mum . It has to stop .」
Charlotte:「You know that everything I 've done , I 've done for , for us , for our family .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You used me . Used Chloe .」
Charlotte:「Me ? What about your father ? He created Chloe just to manipulate you ... Lucifer , look . We have the sword . Finally , finally , we can get revenge . We can destroy him . We can take our home back .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm not leaving , Mum !」
Charlotte:「Okay . I can take care of it for both of us . Just give me the sword , and I 'll do the rest . Please , son . I just ... I just want a chance to start over .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But ... Going home ? That 's not starting over , that 's ... That 's going backwards . And that 's not good for anyone ... So it 's time for you to move forward , Mum ... Even if it means I 'll never see you again .」


Charlotte:「Lucifer . No ! Lucifer cuts the world .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Bloody hell , it worked . I guess it can cut through anything , even the world itself .」
Charlotte:「What is that ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It 's - it 's nothing ... At least , for now . This is the real way to move forward , Mum . To create a whole new world , your own world , without Father .」
Charlotte:「But what about you ? Amenadiel ? My children ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You know that if we go back to Heaven , then there will be a war . And in war , there are always casualties .」
Charlotte:「The last thing I want is to hurt my children .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I know . So , please , let there be light .」
Charlotte:「My angel . I will miss you ... So much . The Goddess leaves . Charlotte Richards fall on the sand . Lucifer spills the Flaming Sword , cats it in the universe and keeps Amenadiel 's necklace . The time starts over . There are gunshots . Hector is dead . Linda is at the ER . On the beach , Daniel runs to see how Charlotte is .」
Daniel:「Hey .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm sorry , Daniel . She did n't ... Die . Charlotte Richards wakes up .Mum ?」
Charlotte Richards:「" Mom " ? My kids are ... Ten .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right , of course . Charlotte .」
Charlotte Richards:「What 's ... What 's going on ? Uh , why am I at the beach ?」
Daniel:「You fell off the pier .」
Charlotte Richards:「I fell off the ... ?」
Daniel:「It 's - it 's okay . I got you .」
Charlotte Richards:「Who are you ? The paramedic takes Charlotte Richards at the hospital .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「So what do you think will happen to Charlotte ?」
Chloe:「Well , given her law firm 's track record , probably not much . You know , the more I think about it , the more I think that Hector killed both victims .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What , you think he killed his own brother ?」
Chloe:「I think you would be the first to agree . You know , things between families can get pretty heated .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Yes . Heated .」
Chloe:「Oh , and Ella found a Mondo blowtorch in Hector 's car , so there 's that .」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Right .」
Chloe:「The only thing I still do n't understand is you seemed to have some inkling of this from the very beginning , so ... Why did n't you let me in on it ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , you ...」
Chloe:「'Cause at this point , you either trust me or you do n't .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Detective , I trust you ...」
Chloe:「Look , if you think that I would n't forgive you for your mistakes or your flaws , if you think that I do n't know who you really are by now , you 're wrong . Lucifer visits Linda at the hospital .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Linda , look at you .」
Linda:「Lucifer . I 'm okay .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「This is my fault . I - I should never have got you involved in any of this from the start .」
Linda:「It 's not like I did n't know I was dealing with the most powerful , well ... The most dysfunctional family in the universe ... Lucifer ... I walked into this with my eyes wide open , chose to be your friend and face all that comes with that . The good , the bad and the crispy ... What ?」


Lucifer Morningstar:「I just realized something that I need to do . But ... Let 's focus on you , shall we ? That 's enough about me . Lucifer phones Chloe and lets a voice mail .Detective . Hello , it 's me . Lucifer . Um , I just wanted to apologize for being , well , for being so elusive . But I also wanted to say that I am done hiding . So I 'm coming over now to tell you the truth about me . 'Cause I think it 's time I finally opened your eyes as to why strange things sometimes happen around me . Why my brother 's so saintly and Maze is so ... Not . And I 'm so ... Well , magnetic . No , but s - seriously , I ... I want to tell you everything ... No more going backwards . Someone knocks out Lucifer . He wakes up in the desert . His wings are back on his shoulders .」


narration:Lucifer is drinking and watching over his mother . Amenadiel comes .
Amenadiel:「Lucifer , we need to talk about something .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ... Can it wait ? I 'm busy keeping an eye on our mercurial mother .」
Amenadiel:「No , it 's important . I think you might be in danger .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Is it the Yakuza ? The Nephilim ? One Million Mums ?」
Amenadiel:「It 's Maze . She 's angry with you , brother .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , is it Tuesday already ? Anger is Maze 's default setting , sort of baked into her demon DNA .」
Amenadiel:「No , this is different , Luci . I think you really need to talk to her .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「She 'll get over it ; she always does . Right now , we have bigger issues to deal with , like whether or not Mum is wasting our time .」
Amenadiel:「If she believes her client has found another piece of the Flaming Sword , so do I.」


Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , such a loyal son . But Mum has n't adapted to this world as well as you might think . This chap could be conning her ... I think I 'm gon na go make sure ...」
Amenadiel:「She seems to be doing just fine . Charlotte puts a briefcase on the table .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「That 's not the money , is it ?」
Amenadiel:「Of course not . She would n't bring it to the meeting .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , no . Of course not . I mean , that would be absurd , would n't it ?」
Amenadiel:「She 's just showing it to him . I mean , it 's not like she 's gon na hand it to him before she ... Gets the piece . That 's great . The guy takes the money and leaves .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「And now she 's letting him leave . Marvellous . Lucifer and Amenadiel join Charlotte .」
Charlotte:「Well , that went well .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , you think so , do you ?」
Charlotte:「I do . He has what we need in his safe in the back room .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh .」


Charlotte:「He 's going to get it right now .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum , you just handed him a briefcase full of cash with no proof whatsoever he has what we need .」
Charlotte:「And ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「You 've been conned .」
Charlotte:「He 's a client of mine , darling . I do n't think he 'd be that foolhardy .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh .」
Charlotte:「Well , I 'm sure he 'll be right back ... Maybe we should go check just to be sure .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I think that 's a good idea , do n't you ?」
Charlotte:「Oh . Lucifer , Charlotte and Amenadiel enter in the office manager of the restaurant . The man is dead .
 Huh . See ? He did n't con me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Look , instead he 's dead , and someone robbed him of what 's ours ... Much better . Well , the good news is , after this spectacular bungling , I happen to work with a homicide detective .」
Charlotte:「If you find the killer , then you 'll find our piece of the Flaming Sword .」
Amenadiel:「Hey , but , Mom ...」


Lucifer Morningstar:「The challenge is ... Making sure we catch the case before some other detective .」
Amenadiel:「But what about ...」
Charlotte:「I may be able to help .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Really ? I 'm all ears . Lucifer and Charlotte leave . Maze enters in Linda 's practice .」
Maze:「Is everything all right here ?」
Linda:「Yeah , everything 's fine , Maze . You can , uh , you - you can put away the knives .」
Nigel:「We 'll be in touch , Dr. Martin ... Excuse me .」
Linda:「Uh , Maze . Maze . Oh , my Lord .」
Maze:「Who the hell was that ?」
Linda:「That was the chairman of the ethics review board .」
Maze:「Are you okay ?」
Linda:「No . No , I am not . No , Maze . No , no , no , do n't , do n't . That wo n't do any good .」
Maze:「What happened ?」
Linda:「A couple of weeks ago , I maybe , sort of ... Helped Lucifer break out of a mental institution ... Using my own name . It 's my fault , really .」


Maze:「No , it is not your fault . It is Lucifer 's fault . It 's always Lucifer 's fault . First , I find out he 's ditching me to go to Heaven , and now he 's hurting you ... Look , I 'm gon na fix this , Linda . And then him and I are gon na have a little talk . At the station , Lucifer is waiting . Chloe is working .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Hey , I should get my own desk .」
Chloe:「Not happening .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right next to yours would probably be best .」
Chloe:「Definitely not happening . Why are you hovering over me ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I 'm not hovering . I 'm just spending time with my partner .」
Chloe:「Oh , well , since you 're here , why do n't you help me with this paperwork . I could really get used to this , partner .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Right . Yes , on second thought , maybe a desk in the far corner might ...」
Chloe:「Mm - mm .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh ! Ms. Richards .」
Charlotte:「Detective Decker . Just the woman I was hoping to see .」


Chloe:「Well , I feel the opposite . If you 'll excuse me .」
Charlotte:「Hear me out . A client of mine called . He sounded very worried . I think he might be in terrible danger .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh , that 's awful . Detective , we should do something .」
Charlotte:「He 's at a bar downtown . Would you come with me and make sure that he 's okay ?」
Chloe:「Nope .」
Charlotte:「Nope ?」
Chloe:「I 'm a homicide cop . I do not go around checking on worried criminals like a nanny , Charlotte . So if we 're done here ...」
Charlotte:「I heard ... Things ... On a ... On - on the phone call .」
Chloe:「Like ?」
Charlotte:「Fingers ... Pointing .」
Chloe:「You heard ... Fingers pointing ?」
Charlotte:「Very angrily . Yes ... Also , a gunshot . Sounded like he was ... Dying , or , um ... Melting ? It 's hard to tell .」
Chloe:「Charlotte ...」
Lucifer Morningstar:「It sounds worth our time , actually .」


Chloe:「Agreed . Why did n't you just lead with that ? Chloe , Lucifer and Charlotte enter in the crime scene .
 The lock 's damaged .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Is it ?」
Chloe:「Looks like you 're right . He 's been dead about an hour .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Oh ? Impressive guess , Detective . Uh , I 'm assuming from the ... Discoloration ... Well , that was n't a complete Dumpster fire , but now that we 're finished , you can see yourself out .」
Charlotte:「I 'll do nothing of the sort .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Fine . I 'll show you out , if you insist .」
Charlotte:「I 'm not going anywhere .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But the detective and I have got everything handled now .」
Charlotte:「This is far too important to leave to just the two of you . I will stick around .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Mum .」
Charlotte:「Besides , we 'll get to work together . Wo n't that be fun ? Ella is here to exam the body .」
Ella:「We 're running tests for gunshot residue and cocaine . Should have those in , like , five minutes .」


Chloe:「Okay . Good ... Oh , Charlotte . You 're still here , huh ?」
Charlotte:「Well , he was my client . I thought I might be of help to the case .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But if not , we could always get her to shoo along and we can carry on with our business .」
Chloe:「No . I 'm sure she could be very helpful . So tell me , why does Zeke Moore , a manager at an import / export company , have you representing him ?」
Charlotte:「Because I 'm the best .」
Chloe:「At getting criminals off .」
Charlotte:「Well , that 's not true . I have n't slept with any of my clients .」
Chloe:「What ? You represent the worst of the worst . So why was Zeke a client ?」
Charlotte:「Because he works for Bianca Ruiz .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「What ? The tequila magnate ?」
Chloe:「Bianca 's tequila empire is a front . She uses the distribution routes to sell guns , drugs , and , oh , yeah , people . So we 've been after her for a long time .」
Charlotte:「Who do you think did this ? A rival of some sort ?」


Chloe:「Well , that 's actually a good question . Ella , what do we have ?」
Ella:「Well , no smoking gun , but poor Zeke here got shot twice . First in the thigh ... Bullet winged him ... And then another went through his hand hitting him in the chest . Probably trying to defend himself . Too bad you ca n't catch bullets .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , he ca n't maybe .」
Chloe:「I do n't think this was a professional hit . Maybe a robbery gone wrong .」
Charlotte:「And idea of what was taken ?」
Ella:「Well , trace elements point to cash , cocaine , gunpowder residue , indicating weapons ... All your basic bad guy stuff . No sign of forced entry , though .」
Chloe:「Which means the killer either knew the combination , or he just waited for the vic to open it to strike .」
Ella:「Mm - hmm . Hey , I got something here . Cell phone . No dust on it , so it has n't been there long .」
Chloe:「Well , Zeke had his phone on him , so this one could be the killer 's . Maybe he dropped it during the fight or just did n't have time to retrieve it .」


Ella:「Passcode protected , of course . But the home screen is ... Two eyes ?」
Charlotte:「Human female breasts .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No . That is a woman 's perfectly freckled rump .」
Chloe:「So our lead on the killer is a pair of butt - boob - eyes . It 's a great start . At the station , Daniel studies Bianca Ruiz 's file . Charlotte comes .」
Charlotte:「Hello , Daniel .」
Daniel:「What are you doing here ?」
Charlotte:「Ms. Ruiz there ... Is my client .」
Daniel:「Well , she 's a real piece of work .」
Charlotte:「Trying to make me jealous ?」
Daniel:「What do you want from me ? You seduce me , you betray me , now you 're back . You have to want something , I just ca n't figure out what .」
Charlotte:「I do want something , you 're right . And I 'll tell you . Just somewhere private .」
Daniel:「I 'm not having s*x with you here .」
Charlotte:「But I need something to pass the time until we get a lead .」
Daniel:「I do n't understand you . All right , whatever this is between us .」


Charlotte:「Well , it 's simple , Daniel Espinoza ... I like you . Music comes from the lab .」
Ella:「You guys , it 's a record label . The symbol on the phone we found is the label 's logo .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「And they choose to publish this music of their own free will ?」
Ella:「It 's a vanity label . It exists only to make this one guy 's music .」
Chloe:「Okay , well , who owns it ? And can you please turn it off ?」
Ella:「Chet Ruiz .」
Charlotte:「Bianca 's youngest son . Half our billing goes to keeping him out of jail .」
Chloe:「So Bianca 's own son robbed and killed one of her most loyal soldiers ?」
Daniel:「The files barely mention Chet . I did n't know he was actually part of the family business .」
Charlotte:「He 's not . Bianca tries to keep him as far away from it all as possible .」
Chloe:「Maybe he started to resent that , decided to make a play ?」
Lucifer Morningstar:「And then dropped his phone , proving just how right his mother was about him .」


Chloe:「Well , if Chet is the killer , this could be our chance to take down Bianca , as well . Cut off the head of her entire operation . This could be huge .」
Ella:「Yeah . Bummer is the phone proves that Chet was in the room but does n't definitively tie him to the murder .」
Chloe:「Dan , why do n't you work on hacking the passcode . I 'll have a chat with Chet . And , Charlotte , thank you so much for your help . But now that one of your clients is our main suspect , it 's best you go .」
Charlotte:「I do n't think I have to go quite yet .」
Chloe:「Maybe not , but I think you should .」
Charlotte:「Bianca 's having a party today . It 's the launch of her new tequila . I 'm sure Chet will be there , and ... I 'm invited .」
Chloe:「Why do you want to help us now ?」
Charlotte:「Because we all want the same thing」
Daniel:「You know , Chloe , it would be a good chance for us to go undercover . Gather some intel before they even know we 're onto them .」
Chloe:「All right .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Fine . Good . It 's settled . The Detective and I will go , so thank you so much for your help .」


Charlotte:「I do n't think so . The invitation is under my name . I will go . Perhaps Detective Espinoza should join me .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「No . Yes , that 's not happening . Uh , very well . I 'll go with you ...」
Chloe:「No , I 'll go with Charlotte .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But , Detective ...」
Chloe:「No more argument .」
Charlotte:「Very well . But I suggest you go shopping . This is n't the kind of place you can attend in pajamas .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「This is ridiculous .」
Chloe:「Pajamas ?」
Ella:「What if Ella goes to the party ? That sounds like a great idea . Oh , my God . Thank you so much for thinking of me . But you know what ? I 'm so busy . Lucifer enters in Linda 's practice . Maze is waiting for him .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「I have been sidelined by my own mother and the Detective . It 's absurd . I wo n't stand for it . I am gon na find a way into that party .」
Maze:「Do you always whine like this ? I do n't know how she puts up with it .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Where 's Dr. Linda ?」


Maze:「Suspended . Because of you . Because you have been a terrible , selfish friend ... To her . Now you 're gon na fix it .」
Lucifer Morningstar:「Well , gladly , once I figure a way back onto the case .」
Maze:「No , Lucifer . Now !」
Lucifer Morningstar:「But I suppose they can handle things without me for the time being . What 's the plan ? Daniel is on the phone at the station .」
Daniel:「It 'll take two hours to scan the phone ... I 'll come to you . I 'll kill some time till it 's done . See you soon . Daniel sees Amenadiel .
 Hey , man . You looking for your brother ?」
Amenadiel:「Or my m ... Um ... Charlotte ? Listen , um ... Are they here ? Because I have n't been able to reach them .」
Daniel:「No , they took off . Couple hours ago .」
Amenadiel:「Of course they did . And why would they bother to let me know ?」
Daniel:「I could try to call them for you .」
Amenadiel:「Do n't worry about it , Dan . I mean , with a brother like Lucifer , I really should be used to this , right ?」