Maudette:「I thought you were Jason .」
narration:He strangles her .
 Now he kills Dawn .
Rene ( while killing her ):「Die , fang - f * * * * * !」
narration:He remembers when he kills Amy .
 End of the visions .
Rene:「Stay the f * * * out of my head ! F * * * !」
narration:Sookie continues to run in the woods . She 's now in the cemetery .
 Bill wakes up .
 Sam arrives at Sookie 's house .
Sam:「Sookie ! Sookie !」
narration:He sees Rene 's belt and blood on the floor . He runs and goes in the woods .
 Bill goes out too .
Rene:「Sookie . Come in , Sookie , let 's be ... let 's be friends . I 'm sorry . I did n't mean to scare you . Sookie , I was just playing . Sookie ? Seriously , I was just kidding .」
Rene voice off:「You f * * * * * * hear me , you filthy f * * * * * * c**t ? I 'm gon na tear out your goddamn throat with my hands and f * * * your dead face . S * * * . Goddamn it , I must have lost her . Could be hiding in the woods . I 'd better go back and check . S * * * .」
narration:Sookie gets out of her hiding place , and Rene 's behind her . He beats her .
Rene:「Mind - reading , vampire - f * * * * * * freak b * * * * !」
narration:He begins to strangle her . Bill is walking .
Rene:「You think you 're so smart ? You smart now ?」
narration:A dog
 Sam
 comes and bits Rene . Rene beats the dog .
Rene:「F * * * * * * with me .」
narration:The dog transforms in Sam .
Rene:「F * * * . ( He beats him ) What the f * * * are you ? What the f * * * ?」
narration:Bill is now in the cemetery .
Bill:「Sookie .」
narration:Sookie wakes up .
Rene:「F * * * you , you f * * * * * * freak f * * * ! F * * * * * * sick f * * * . Die , you f * * * * * * freak of nature ! Die .」
narration:Before Rene could kill Sam , Sookie betas him on the head .
Rene ( to Sookie ):「F * * * * * * b * * * * .」
narration:She kills him . Sam comes behind her .
Sam:「Sookie .」
narration:She sees Bill , on the ground , burning . She goes to him .
Bill:「I am sorry .」
Sookie ( crying ):「No . No , Bill , please .」
Sam:「We got ta get him out of the light .」
narration:Sam buries Bill in Sookie 's hiding place .
 Sookie is on the sofa . She wakes up .


Tara:「Sookie ?」
Sookie:「Tara . You look so pretty . Like someone turned a light on under your skin .」
Sam:「Hospital gave her pain meds . She 's a little loopy .」
Tara:「Did n't you listen when I said I 'd lose my s * * * if anything ever happened to you ?」
Sookie:「Do n't loose your s * * * . I 'm fine . Did Sam tell you that he saved my life ? He turned into a dog and bit Rene .」
Lafayette:「Oh , s * * * . I 'm gon na need some of them drugs they gave you .」
Sam:「Hey , you guys , we should let her rest .」
Sookie:「Sam ... you need to let people see the real you because you 're kind and brave . There 's nothing there not to love .」
Sam:「Right back at you .」
narration:Arlene comes .
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 13:「The police station - Andy , Bud , Jason」
Bud ( on the phone ):「All right , then . Thanks . ( He hangs up . To Andy ) DA 's dropping the charges .」
Andy:「No . no f * * * * * * way . He confessed .」
Bud:「The marks on Amy Burley 's neck match Rene 's belt . Or Drew Marshall . Whatever the hell his name is , he near about put Sookie in a body bag . We got no reason to hold Stackhouse .」
Andy:「That 's horses * * * !」
Bud:「Get ahold of yourself , Andy . I do n't need you screwing things up worse .」
Andy:「So , what , we 're just gon na let him go ?」
Bud:「Not " we " . You brought him in . you let him go . Right now , Andy .」
narration:Andy goes to let go Jason .
Jason:「Oh , hey , Andy . Is there some way I can get a magazine ? This s * * * 's putting me to sleep . What are you doing ?」
Andy:「Get out of here .」
Jason:「What ?」
Andy:「You heard me , get the f * * * out of here .」
Jason:「Is this some kind of trick or something ?」
Andy:「No , you stupid s * * * . It ai n't a trick . It 's a f * * * * * * miracle .」
Scene 14:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Arlene , Lafayette , Tara , Sam , Maryann , Jason」
Arlene:「Oh , sweet Jesus , please forgive me . I had no ideas , Sookie , I swear .」
Sookie:「Course you did n't .」
Arlene:「I brought him around my kids . I slept in the bed with him every night , and all that time it was nothing but lies . I mean , his name , his accent ... God , you think you know someone . How could I not know ?」


Sookie:「None if us did . Do n't blame yourself , honey .」
Arlene:「I ca n't help it . I told you to stay out of my thoughts . Is n't that why you did n't listen in on Rene ?」
Sookie:「It 's like he kept that part of himself locked away in some dark corner of his mind .」
Arlene:「Oh , God . Sookie . I 'm so sorry . I want you to promise me something , okay ?」
Sookie:「Okay .」
Arlene:「Someday , if I ever find another man , I want you to look inside his head and tell me everything that 's in there .」
Sookie:「Arlene , it does n't really work that way .」
Arlene:「Just promise me , okay ? Because I have the worst taste in men . Is Bill gon na be okay ?」
Sookie:「I do n't think so . No .」
Arlene:「Oh , honey . Oh , sweet baby .」
narration:Tara , Lafayette and Sam are outside .
Lafayette:「Well , I 'm gon na head on over the bar . Make sure Terry ai n't PTSD'ind all over my clam chowder .」
Sam:「Hey , thanks , Lafayette . Appreciate you holding down the fort .」
Lafayette:「Oh , no worries , boyfriend . I 'm gon na hit your ass up for a raise as soon as they pull them stitches out your forehead . ( To Tara ) Call me later , T.」
narration:Lafayette leaves .
Sam:「Where have you been ? I left you like five messages .」
Tara:「I did n't get any messages .」
Sam:「What ?」
Tara:「Look , we do n't have to talk about this now . Sookie almost died . And she would have if you had n't have been there so I 'm glad you were , okay ?」
Sam:「Yeah . I was worried about you .」
Tara:「I 'm sure you were . You worry about everybody . Because Sookie 's right , you 're an amazing guy . You deserve to get everything you want . And so do I.」
narration:Maryann arrives in her car .
Sam:「What does that mean ?
 Take care of her .
 Wait , Tara ...」
Tara:「Maryann , this is my friend Sam . Sam , this is Maryann .」
Maryann:「Sam , it 's so nice to meet you . ( To Tara ) You ready to go ?」
narration:Tara gets in the car .
Sam:「What the hell are you doing here ?」
Maryann:「Did you think I was n't gon na find you ? You silly , silly dog .」
Arlene:「I should 've known . Because there were things he liked to do in bed that no normal man ever does .」
narration:Jason arrives .
Sookie:「Jason .」
Jason:「I 've never been happier to see you in my life .」


Sookie:「That 's nice , but , sweetie , I 'm black and blue all over and you 're squeezing me .」
Jason:「Oh , sorry . S * * * . Look what that son of a b * * * * did to you . I ca n't believe I gave him my truck . If he was still alive right now , I 'd f * * * * * * kill him again .」
Arlene:「Excuse me .」
narration:She leaves , crying .
Jason:「Me and my mouth .」
Sookie:「She 'll be all right . Eventually .」
Jason:「You know , I was sitting in that jail and I just kept thinking about all the stupid stuff I 'd done .」
Sookie:「That must have kept you busy .」
Jason:「And I know it seems like all I ever think is myself and drinking and chasing women . But that 's only because I thought that 's all I was good at .」
Sookie:「That 's not true . You were good at football .」
Jason:「Not good enough for a scholarship . I ai n't never been good enough for anything or anybody . Well , except maybe Amy . But she 's gone , so ... so I was in there , waiting to die too and I realized my life was n't worth nothing . I 've never done nothing worth being proud of . All I could think to do was to end it .」
Sookie:「Jason ...」
Jason:「No , it 's okay , because then something happened . Sook , I was saved . I was given a second chance . And now I know that all this bad stuff that happened , it happened for a reason .」
Sookie:「What 's that ?」
Jason:「I ai n't sure yet , but I do know I 'm meant to do something important with my life . And as soon as I find out what that is , I ai n't gon na f * * * it up .」
Sookie:「That 's good , I guess .」
Jason:「Yeah . I love you , Sook . And I 'm gon na take good care of you from now on , I promise .」
Sookie:「How about you just take care of yourself and stay out of trouble .」
Jason:「No , you do n't have to worry about me no more . I 'm good .」
narration:He leaves .
Scene 15:「Outside the Merlotte 's - Lafayette」
narration:Lafayette goes outside .
Lafayette:「Why is all the f * * * * * * garbage on the side of the garbage can ? Nasty motherf * * * * * * . Got no goddamn home - training .」
narration:He throws the garbage .
Lafayette:「You motherf * * * * * * s * * * . Oh my God .」
Scene 16:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Bill」


Tv:「Daddy . Oh , Daddy , I missed you . I found you , I found you . They said you were dead , but I knew you were n't . Oh , Daddy . Hold me close . You wo n't ever go away again , will you ?」
narration:The doorbell rings . Sookie opens the door ; it 's Bill .
Sookie:「You 're alive .」
Bill:「Well , technically , no . but I am healed . I fed .」
Sookie:「Would you like to come in ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
narration:He comes in .
Sookie:「No .」
Bill:「Without my blood , it 'll take weeks for you to heal .」
Sookie:「I do n't care . After everything , I just need to feel human right now .」
Bill:「I failed you .」
Sookie:「You were willing to sacrifice yourself to save me .」
Bill:「But if I had just been ...」
Sookie:「My life is too short for all that .」
narration:Two weeks later .
Scene 17:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Sookie , Tara , Arlene , Terry」
Tv:「Yesterday the Vermont supreme court ruled that limiting marriage between only human men and woman is unconstitutional effectively legalizing vampire marriage in the state . Courthouses still be staying open to accommodate hundreds of couples all over America .」
Arlene:「Oh , my God , Sookie , you know what this means ? Now you and Bill can get married .」
Sookie:「Stop it , Arlene . This is n't Vermont . Besides , he has n't asked me yet and I do n't know what I 'd say if he did .」
Sam:「I think you should marry Bill . Hell , I 'll even throw you a party . It wo n't even break the bank . All you need is a couple kegs of Tru Blood , seeing as how they do n't eat or drink . Bet there 's even a vampire band and vampire wedding decorations . Our Arlene 's party to shame .」
narration:Sookie goes .
Tara ( to Sam ):「You know , you 're about as subtle as a flying brick . Maryann says if you want something you do n't wait for it to come , you demand it .」
Sam:「Do me a favor , do n't quote Maryann to me .」
Tara:「Well , excuse me for giving a damn .」
Sam:「You heard from your cousin , by any chance ? Because I 'm about to give away his job .」
Tara:「But one time Lafayette went to Marthaville for the night . He ended up go - go in Palm Beach for like eight months .」
Sam:「Fantastic .」
narration:He leaves .
Tara:「Okay .」
narration:Arlene and Terry are at the other side of the bar .
Terry:「People disappear all the time , but they 're never really gone . The good part of them always stay put .」
Arlene:「I hope you 're right about that , Terry .」


Terry:「Your hair 's like a sunset after a bomb went off . Pretty .」
Scene 18:「At the church - Jason , Steve」
Steve:「And God said , " Let there be light , " and there was light . And even though we stand in darkness today , we shall not fear for God has given us the ultimate weapon , the ultimate salvation」
A man:「Hallelujah , brother !」
Jason:「Hallelujah !」
Steve:「Amen .」
Jason:「Praise Jesus !」
Steve:「Amen .」
Scene 19:「Merlotte 's - Tara , Andy , Sookie , Hoyt」
Tara:「Time to pack it up , Andy .」
Andy:「My family used to own this whole damn town , the land this rat hole stands on included .」
Tara:「You do n't own this rat hole no more so I 'm cutting you off .」
Andy:「Join the club . One minute you 're a hero , next you ca n't get a f * * * * * * drink .」
Tara:「Well , I ai n't never seen a bird fly so high it do n't have to come down sometime .」
Andy:「What 's that for ?」
Tara:「It 's your pity party . Only one you 're getting from me , so suck it up .」
Andy:「Thanks .」
Tara:「Do n't thank me . It 's just easier for me not to hate you . Hating takes a lot of energy . I 'm saving mine up for all the good s * * * that 's coming my way . Because I am a good person , and I deserve good s * * * in my life .」
Andy:「Yeah , yeah , put it on a bumper sticker .」
narration:Sookie brings to Hoyt his Burger and fries .
Hoyt:「Thank you , Sookie . Hey , where 's Vampire Bill at tonight ? Is he out celebrating at some sort of vampire party ?」
Sookie:「Actually , we 're celebrating together later .」
Hoyt:「Well , just tell him congratulations from me . I mean , I do n't care what nobody says if I met a nice vampire girl , I 'd be proud to have her on my arm .」
Sookie:「I 'd love to see your mama 's face if you brought her for dinner .」
Hoyt:「Yeah , me too . You know , yeah , I mean ... well , does Bill know anybody my age ? Seriously .」
Scene 20:「Bill 's house - Bill , Eric , Jessica , Pam」
narration:Bill is playing piano when Jessica comes .
Jessica:「Hi , Daddy .」
narration:Eric and Pam come in too .
Bill:「What is this ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「There are favors and there are favors .」


Pam:「She is extremely annoying .」
Bill:「You ca n't do this . We had a deal .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , now the terms have changed . She 's yours . Unless you wanna give me Sookie . It 's just a suggestion . Though a few nights with this one may change your mind .」


narration:Sam throws something away outside in containers . He hears people who are afraid . A body is in a car .
Andy:「Will you two shut up ? I ca n't think .」
Sookie:「Andy , what the hell did you do ? There 's someone inside .」
Sam:「What happened ?」
Andy:「Step back ! I got it .」
Sam:「Andy 's got it .」
Andy:「Do n't touch anything .」
Sookie:「We were out trying to find Andy 's car .」
Andy:「Someone f*cking moved it .」
Sookie:「Suddenly , there 's this ... Person in there ...」
narration:: We need an ambulance . Call the cops .
Sam:「What ?」
Andy:「I am the cops .」
narration:: Oh , my God . Please tell me it 's not Lafayette , please .
Sookie:「Check for a pulse .」
Andy:「Forget it . There ai n't no pulse .」
Sam:「What ? Why ?」
Andy:「Because there ai n't no heart . Sick f*ck .」
Sam:「It 's not him . It 's not Lafayette . Who the heck is that ?」
We are seeing Miss Jeannette who is talking about Demon with Tara ; Miss Jeanette:「Demon !」
narration:Credits .
The policemen think:「World 's going to sh1 t . No respect . Wonder if she even knows . Poor sorry girl .」
think:「Miss Jeanette . They 'll find out I knew her , that I went to her . Find out everything .」
narration:f*ck , I pushed her . I cussed her out . Now look at her . sh1 t .
The policewoman:「Is there something else you ai n't telling me , Tara ?」
narration:: No . I have never seen that woman before .
A policeman:「Careful here , son . Her leg will break off like a chicken wing if you hold her like that .」
Andy think:「What kind of sick f*ck would throw a body in a detective 's car . sh1t . I just got it detailed too .」
Bud:「Andy , Over here .」
Andy:「Body 's in full rigor mortis , Bud . Which is consistent with the vic being killed elsewhere then brought here into the scene sometime in the past four hours , since that 's when I ... drove over here .」
Bud:「Andy , why do n't you call it a night ? Your sister 's waiting on you .」
Andy:「Now ? We 've got a murder investigation , Bud , you need your best detective on this .」
Bud:「I know , Andy , but you clocked in at 8 a.m. You 're overworked . You 're also drunk .」
Andy:「What ? I am not overworked .」
Sam:「I do n't know about you , but ... I think I 've seen enough dead bodies to last me a lifetime .」


Sookie:「Except this one , I just do n't get ... With everyone Rene killed , you could see his rage . But this ... Cutting out that poor woman 's heart ... Someone just wanted to see her suffer . Every time I think I know what 's what it turns out I do n't know anything .」
narration:: Hey , I 'm good to close up and go home if you are .
Sookie:「Sweetie , how did you know the woman that got killed ?」
Tara:「Sookie , I told you , I nev ... That was ... That was the woman who gave me and my mamma the exorcism .」
Sookie:「I 'm so sorry . I had no idea . You 're gon na have to tell the police about it . You know that .」
narration:: sh1 t . I 'll probably have to spend all night answering questions . My mamma 's gon na fall to pieces when she finds out .
Sam:「Listen , you go home . Sookie and I will close up .」
Tara:「Kenya . I remembered something .」
narration:Bill 's house .
Bill:「Your bedtime will be at 4 a.m.and not a minute later .」
Jessica:「Whatever .」
Bill:「And whilst you are under my roof , hunting is completely forbidden .」
Jessica:「Like I 'd know where to find people in this bumfuck town . Are we even in a town ?」
Bill:「We also recycle in this house . Tru Blood and other glass items go in the blue container . And paper products go in the white container .」
narration:The phone of Bill is ringing .
Jessica:「Can I have one of those ?」
Bill:「No . Hello ?」
Sookie:「It 's me . I 'm gon na be a little late . Something real awful happened out here . I 'll tell you all about it .」
Bill:「Do you need me ? I can meet you at the bar .」
Sookie:「I always need you . But ... You just stay there , It 'll give me something to look forward to .」
Bill:「Take your time . Jessica , I 'm gon na have a guest coming over shortly ,」
Jessica:「Can we eat her ?」
Bill:「You may not .」
Jessica:「Well , who is she ? Is she your girlfriend ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Jessica:「Is she a vampire ?」
Bill:「No .」
Jessica:「Do I have to be nice to her ?」
Bill:「I need you to go upstairs and get cleaned up . Remove your makeup and make yourself presentable . I will not have you looking like a slattern .」
Jessica:「A what ?」
Bill:「A lady of the evening .」
Jessica:「Awesome !」
narration:Jason 's room .


Jason:「" The Acts of the Apostles , chapter 26 , verse 18 . " Jesus informed Paul of his purpose , " to open people 's eyes , " to turn them from darkness to light , " and from the power of Satan unto God . " If God is light ,」
narration:then Satan is darkness . " If we human beings are the children of God , " then creatures of darkness are undoubtedly ... the children of Satan . "
 Jason thinks about Amy again .
 Tara is at the police 's office .
The policewoman:「An exorcism ? Last time it was a pig in the middle of the road . Crazy ass motherfucking Paul Bunyan pig , if memory serves . Plus , a naked woman .」
Andy:「What the f*ck ?」
Tara:「That 's what I saw .」
The policewoman:「You 've got quite an imagination .」
Bud:「As far as we know , her name 's Nancy Levoir . And she 's been a cashier at De Soto 's pharmacy in Keachi for almost 20 years .」
narration:: The woman 's got a voodoo bus out in the middle of the woods .
Andy:「Any particular place in the woods ? Or just the middle of the woods in general ?」
Bud:「Andy , sit down .」
Andy:「Help us out , Tara . You 're the only one who knows her , and she ended up dead outside your workplace .」
narration:: In your car .
Andy:「While you were there keeping me inside , pouring me drink after drink after drink . What was it you did n't want me to see ?」
Bud:「Andy , A word with you in private .」
Andy:「Do n't go nowhere . I know you 're pulling something .」
Bud:「You 're done for the night .」
Andy:「I know what I 'm doing . I got it under control .」
Bud:「At best , you 're a material witness to a homicide . At worst , you could be a suspect .」
Andy:「That is bullshit .」
Bud:「You ca n't be sticking your nose ...」
's mother:「Lord , sheriff . What did they do to Miss Jeannette ? Tell me ! What did they do to her ?」
narration:: I told you not to call her up .
The policewoman:「It 's a murder investigation .」
Tara 's mother:「Tara , baby . Is it true ? Is it Miss Jeanette ? She saved my life .」
narration:: Mama . There was no Miss Jeannette . She was just some woman who worked in a pharmacy . All that stuff on the bus , it was n't real .
's mother:「Do n't you lie to me .」
narration:: She told me so herself .
's mother:「You do n't know what you 're talking about . She 's just saying all this 'cause she 's still angry with me .」


narration:: No ... I mean , yes , but no , it 's true . She gave me ipecac and peyote and made me think I was killing my demon .
's mother:「It is a sin to speak ill of the dead like that . She was a good woman .」
narration:: It was a scam . She stole from you and from me . I 'm so sorry .
's mother:「But she cured me . She cured me . I 'm all right now , ai n't I ? Ai n't I still right ?」
narration:Weird place in the dark at the Fangtasia .
A man:「Bucket . Bucket .」
narration:A man is coming .
This man:「Please , I did n't do anything ! I do n't know anything ! I swear ! Please , do n't kill me . What do you want from me ? Tell me ! What the f*ck ? Hey , where the hell are you going ?」
The man:「You ? Holy sh1 t . What the hell are you doing here ?」
narration:The man is the one who did n't like " the gay burger with AIDS " of Lafayette
 see the 1st season
 . Then , someone is coming and is taking away one person who is here .
 : I wish I knew .
The man:「Where the hell are we ? Who ... ? Who are these people ? What the f*ck is going on ?」
narration:: Will you shut your mouth , you f*cking inbreed .
The man:「Where ... Where are they taking that guy ?」
narration:: I do n't know . But sometimes there are screams .
The man:「Jesus f*cking Christ . How long have you been here ?」
narration:: I ai n't got no idea .
 Bill 's house .
Sookie:「They tore out that poor woman 's heart . I have never seen so much fear on someone 's face .」
Bill:「I 'm sorry you had to see that .」
Sookie:「I could n't keep the voices out , I was in too much shock to resist . There 's just so ... So much noise .」
narration:This is the first quiet I 've had all night .
Bill:「I need to tell you something .」
Sookie:「Please , just ... Shut up . Kiss me . Just make it go away for just a little while .」
Jessica:「Well , hi , there . You must be Sookie . Oh Bill I love your shower .」
narration:Back near the police 's office .
 : Mama , I 'm sorry . I did n't wanna have to tell youall that stuff . 'Cause in spite of everything you 've done , there 's some sick , sick part of me that ca n't bear to see you suffer . And I thought if you found out she was a fraud ...
's mother:「No , girl . There was n't no fraud . I am living , breathing , thriving proof there was n't no fraud . I 'm still healed . Healed stronger than ever .」
narration:: You are ?


's mother:「The Lord tested our faith by taking Miss Jeannette away from us . I stay true . I wish I could say the same about you , baby . I 'll pray for you .」
narration:: Do n't . I 'm actually doing better than I have in a long time .
Tara 's mother:「Well , let 's pray for Miss Jeannette , then . There 's something evil out there , and it wanted her soul . If you 're not careful , it 's gon na come for yours too .」
narration:: Maryann .
Maryann:「I came as soon as I heard . Are you all right , sweetheart ?」
narration:: Yeah . That 's my mother .
Maryann:「Miss Thornton . Maryann Forrester . I 've heard all about you . What a rare opportunity this is . I 've always wondered what it would be like to gaze into the eyes of someone so devoid of human compassion , that you would abandon your own child when she needed you most .」
's mother:「What ?」
Maryann:「Just as I thought . Emptiness . Nothing inside . It 's always something out there that gets all the blame or the credit . Wether it 's Jesus or Jeannette .」
's mother:「Who are you ?」
Maryann:「What I ca n't believe is that your daughter still manages to feel any love for you . Since you 've abused , betrayed and forsaken her love since the moment she could feel . That 's extraordinary . She 's a hell of a girl . Come on . Let 's get you home .」
narration:Back at Bill 's house .
Sookie:「You killed her ?」
Bill:「Not entirely , no .」
Sookie:「Well , you obviously did something to this ... This ... Now , how old are you ?」
Jessica:「Seventeen .」
Sookie:「Oh , my God . Where are your parents ?」
Jessica:「Is she always like this ?」
Sookie:「So what then , you ... bit her ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Sookie:「You drained her ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Sookie:「Did you have s*x with her ?」
Bill:「No .」
Jessica:「Old .」
Bill:「Jessica was brought to me as a condition of my punishment . I had to create a vampire as reparation for the one I destroyed to save you .」
Jessica:「So this is all your fault .」
Bill:「Jessica , I need you to retire for the morning . My sleeping quarters are beneath the stairs . And you may stay there until we make other arrangements .」
Jessica:「But I 'm not tired ...」
Bill:「Go !」
Jessica:「Compared to Fangtasia , this blows .」
Bill:「We ca n't turn her out . Not yet . She 's a very young vampire . At her age , with her impulses , she could be dangerous .」
Sookie:「Where has she been tonight ?」
Bill:「Here with me , and before that , with Eric and Pam .」


Sookie:「So there 's no way she could have anything to do with the woman with her heart missing ?」
Bill:「Probably not .」
Sookie:「Two weeks and ... you never said anything . I 've laid in bed for hours , talking about my laugh ,」
narration:your laugh , the weather , rules of football , and not once did you mention that you slept with and killed ...
Bill:「I did not .」
Sookie:「a 17-year - old girl .」
Bill:「For a century and a half , I never turned a human because I could n't bear to inflict the suffering I felt when I was turned . The pain of that is not an easy thing to share .」
Sookie:「If I 'm with you , and she 's with you , then she is with me . And I 'm sure as heck sharing in that .」
Bill:「If I withheld anything , it was only to protect you .」
Sookie:「If she 'd stayed with Eric I still would n't know . That 's not protecting me , that 's lying to me . How am I supposed to ever trust you if you keep something like that from me ? What else are you keeping from me ?」
Bill:「Nothing .」
Sookie:「I ca n't stay . Not tonight .」
Bill:「Sookie .」
Sookie:「I 've shared every dark , horrible corner of my life with you . What made you think I could n't handle every bit of yours ? I 'm a lot stronger than you think .」
narration:At the TV .
Reverend Newlin:「The vampires as a group have cheated death . And when death has no meaning , then life has no meaning . And when life has no meaning , it is very , very easy to kill .」
Miss Flanagan ( Vampire at the TV ):「Not true , Reverend Newlin , life has great meaning for us . We 've all known the joy of human life . And as several of your kind demonstrated in Louisiana three weeks ago , we most certainly can die . Your assertion is little more than a veiled incitement for your supporters to come kill us .」
Reverend Newlin:「No amount of political grandstanding can hide the fact that you know who killed my family . Their blood is on your hands .」
Miss Flanagan:「That 's an outrageous accusation .」
The journalist:「Can you back that up , reverend ?」
Reverend Newlin:「My father 's death was an assassination , pure and simple . A killing meticulously planned , ruthlessly executed . From there , all we have to ask is who stands the most to gain .」
The journalist:「We 're running out of time . Last word , Miss Flanagan ?」
Miss Flanagan:「Clearly , Rev. Newlin 's grief over the loss of his father has n't hindered him from some political grandstanding himself .」
Reverend Newlin:「It 's a beautiful , sunny morning in America , Miss Flanagan . I wish you were here .」
Miss Flanagan:「Give me 12 hours , reverend . I 'll be right there .」


The journalist:「All right , thank you , Nan Flanagan and Reverend Steve Newlin .」
Reverend Newlin:「May His holy light shine upon you , Sharon .」
Reverend Newlin 's wife:「I 'll be right back .」
A boy:「Okay .」
Reverend Newlin 's wife:「You 're so handsome . You 're getting good at this .」
Reverend Newlin:「Getting better . I have a long way to go . Any notes ?」
Reverend Newlin 's wife:「Well , sometimes you can sound a little too much like a preacher .」
Reverend Newlin:「Well ...」
Reverend Newlin 's wife:「I 'm just thinking ahead , darling . You could be governor of Texas if you play your cards right . You know , you had her cornered . I thought those fangs were gon na come out any second .」
Reverend Newlin:「I wish they would . That 'd be a sight . Let the world see what she really is . They arrive in a big room with some people inside . Good morning , everybody , how 'd I do ? Thanks so much .」
The cooker:「Good . You were good .」
Reverend Newlin:「Can you get some pineapple out here ? Thanks .」
A men:「Hi . How are you doing ? Wish my dad was here to see you .」
A women:「Thank you so much , reverend .」
Reverend Newlin:「Have a good time .」
narration:Jason is coming .
Reverend:「Orry Dawson . You son of a gun . Come here .」
Orry:「Oh , reverend . Ah . Mrs. Newlin . I have someone I 'd like you to meet . This here is Jason Stackhouse from down the road of peace in Bon Temps .」
Jason:「You 're , like , the most famous person I 've met .」
Reverend:「We 're all equals here .」
Miss Newlin:「Wait . Bon Temps . Were n't you the poor soul they were accusing of these murders ?」
Jason:「Yeah . I was . But I was saved . Just like Orry said I would be . And for the first time in my life I feel like God has a purpose for me .」
Miss Newlin:「Well , he does . He does for us all . This here 's God 's purpose for me .」
Jason:「I 've been reading your father 's book , and it 's really making me , think about things .」
Reverend:「Well , then you realize , his true message is love . Despite of what all those liberal wing nuts say about him . It 's like he says . " I 'm coming from the darkness into the light . "」
Orry:「Jason 's a newcomer to our flock , but he 's been most enthusiastic about the message . He 's got great potential .」
Reverend:「That 's a praise , coming from Orry . He was one of my father 's closest advisors .」


Orry:「You know , I think Jason would make a fine candidate for the Light of Day Institute . Steven and Sarah run a leadership conference in Texas , where they train the best and brightest to spread our gospel .」
Reverend:「Think of it as a springboard for fulfilling your destiny .」
Jason:「A leadership conference ?」
Orry:「It is a terrific program , Jason . Now , if you have the time and money , it is a once in a lifetime opportunity .」
Jason:「How much does it cost ?」
Reverend:「Well , now , I do n't handle the money myself ...」
Sarah ( Miss Newlin ):「2 000 dollars . We cover room , board and transportation and you just pay for your class fees .」
Jason:「I do n't know if I can afford that .」
Reverend:「I know it 's a hardship , but there 's no price for salvation .」
Sarah:「Why do n't you pray on it ? God'll give you a sign .」
Jason:「I 'll pray on it . God'll give me a sign .」
Reverend:「May his holy light shine upon you .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 At Maryann 's house .
The employed:「She was expecting you last night .」
Sam:「Yeah , there was a bit of a ... a murder in my parking lot .」
The employed:「We heard . I 'll see if Maryann is available .」
narration:Sam takes a something
 like an object of art
 in the living room and sees the past again . We are seeing him as a dog . He 's coming in Maryann 's house . He is 17 years old .
Maryann:「How did you get in here ? If you 'd broken it , I 'd be really angry」
Sam:「I 'll just Go .」
Maryann:「In this weather ? Where are your clothes ?」
Sam:「I do n't know .」
Maryann:「You are very interesting . How old are you ?」
Sam:「Seventeen .」
narration:Back to the reality .
The employed:「It 's a beauty , is n't it ? Mycenaean , I 'm told . Maryann 's still asleep . Is there a message I may pass along ?」
Sam:「Tell her I have something for her .」
narration:Sookie 's house . Sookie is thinking about her grand - mother . That 's rings at the door .
Sookie:「Have a seat , Mr. Lancaster .」
Mr Lancaster:「Thank you .」
Sookie:「Is there a problem with my grandmother 's papers ? I know you 've asked for a copy of the deed to the house .」
Mr Lancaster:「Oh , no , no , that 's all okay . I have some terrible news , I 'm afraid . Your great - uncle Bartlett has passed on . I know it 's so soon after your grandmother . This must be quite a shock .」
Sookie:「Tell me what happened .」


Mr Lancaster:「Well ... The Lincoln Parish Fire Department found him a few miles south of Simsboro . He washed up on the shore .」
Sookie:「How did he get all the way down there ?」
Mr Lancaster:「The Walnut Creek runs behind his house . Sheriff 's guessing he got too close and fell in . They 're calling it an accident officially . There 's no sign of burglary or forced entry at the house , and he was such a sweet old man that there 'd be no reason to hurt him , anyway .」
Sookie:「There were no marks , or anything on his body ?」
Mr Lancaster:「Well , there 's gators and fish in the water . And he 'd been there for a few weeks , so ... There 's not much of a body to speak of .」
Sookie:「Oh , my God .」
Mr Lancaster:「I ca n't tell you how sorry I am . He was truly a kind , giving man . I was proud to call him my friend . The one consolation , Sookie , is that your great - uncle Bartlett cared for you deeply . He stated in his will hat he wished for you to inherit all his financial assets . It 's not much , $ 11,000 near abouts . But it 's a token of how special you were to him . Go ahead . Take it . It 's yours .」
narration:At Maryann 's house .
Maryann:「Stunning , is n't it ? It 's the god Panand his human lover .」
narration:: And she does n't have a name ?
Maryann:「She could be any of us , could n't she ? The Greeks knew there is the flimsiestveil between us and the divine . They did n't see the gods as being unaccessible as everyone does today .」
narration:: Except for my mama . She thinks she 's got a direct line to Jesus .
Maryann:「You have an uncanny talentv for connecting everything back to your mother .」
narration:: Do n't get me wrong . She deserved everything you gave her , but still ...
Maryann:「If you took care of yourself for once instead of protecting her , she 'd still be your mother . You 'd just be happier . I could use more papaya .」
Eggs:「Does n't it seem like she 's got an endless supply of tropical fruit ?」
narration:: And pot .
Eggs:「Now , that I did n't notice . I 've been smoking pot since I was 10 . My first kumqwat , three months ago .」
narration:: I thought I was bad . Sneaking cigarettes when I was 12 .
Eggs:「God , if you think that 's bad , I do n't even wanna tell you the other sh1 t I 've done .」
narration:: Have you ever ... With Maryann ?


Eggs:「You must be high . I mean , she 's so far beyond me , it 's like she 's on another plane . I 'm starting to get her more every day , but I think the main idea is , we 're all luckier than we can imagine .」
narration:: Maybe you are . You did n't just see your first dead body last night .
Eggs:「You 're lucky you made it this far before seeing one . Trust me , I 've seen more than I care to .」
narration:: And you 're okay with that ?
Eggs:「Sure . It 's lucky I was n't one of them . And I 'm also lucky you have n't moved my hand yet . ( They are going to kiss each other . )」
The employed:「Fresh towels . They 're Egyptian .」
Tara & Eggs:「Thanks .」
narration:: I should ... I should really get changed for work .
Maryann:「Karl . Nobody needed towels . ( She 's hitting her employed ) .」
narration:At Jason 's place of work .
Jason:「Yeah , I guess I do miss that son of a bitch . He was my best friend . ( about Rene ) .」
Hoyt:「Yeah , mine too .」
Jason:「But then I think , how could that be the same f*ck you ...」
Hoyt:「We never knew who Rene really was .」
Jason:「All those innocent people he killed . You know what I ca n't believe ? That God would let him die for no reason . You know what I ... When I was in jail , the Fellowship of the Sun , they came to visit me .」
Hoyt:「The vampire haters ?」
Jason:「No , it turns out they are about a lot more than just vampires . If I 'm ever going to find answers , that 's where it 's gon na be .」
Hoyt:「Why does it got ta be with them , I mean , we got a church right here .」
Jason:「And what does that backass church give you ?」
Hoyt:「They teach me to be a Christian , for one . And not hate vampires , or hate anybody else .」
Jason:「So you 're hung up on the hating . The Fellowship , it 's bigger than that . When I 'm there , I feel like I 'm meant to be a part of it , like I got a calling from Jesus . Or from Steve Newlin himself .」
narration:Sookie is coming .
Hoyt:「I heard about the ... At Merlotte 's . I 'm sorry .」
Sookie:「Thanks , Hoyt , that 's sweet of you . Sidney Matt Lancaster came by a bit ago . He had some bad news . Uncle Bartlett passed away .」
Jason:「What happened ?」
Sookie:「They 're saying it was an accident . He fell into the Walnut Creek . Behind his house . There 's something else . He left us an inheritance . He left me the inheritance . But I do n't want it . Here .」


Jason:「Wait . Why did he leave it to you ? I was the one who used to mow his lawn every Sunday .」
Sookie:「I do n't know . He was old . It 's yours now . Come on , now .」
Jason:「Maybe we should split .」
Sookie:「I do not want it . I got ta get to work . It 's good to see you , Hoyt .」
Jason:「Thank you . ( At the sky ) .」
narration:Back in the past of Sam . Maryann and Sam having s*x when he 's 17 .
Maryann:「Is this what you imagined it would feel like ? All right , you stay with me . And we will do things ... that you can not possibly imagine .」
Sam:「What 's wrong ?」
Maryann:「Do n't stop . Do n't stop .」
Sam:「What are you ?」
Maryann:「Baby boy , you 're not the only one who 's special in this world .」
narration:At the Merlott 's .
Arlene:「I ignore when you 're hiring another waitress , but me and Sookie are fixing to drop dead from exhaustion . I mean , look here . Nine out of ten broken .」
Sam:「I 'm sorry . I 've been meaning to put an ad out .」
Arlene:「That 's why Daphne 's here . She came in looking for work . I think you owe it to yourself to at least give her an interview .」
Daphne:「I used to work at the Cracker Barrel in Alexandria .」
Sam:「Yeah , sure . Come on in .」
Arlene:「Thank you . Can I start parking over near your trailer ? Instead of , you know , where the ...」
Sam:「You go ahead .」
Arlene:「I love you . Nine out of ten .」
Sam:「I 'm Sam Merlotte . Daphne , right ? I like the name .」
Daphne:「I think it 's French . My mama is half Cajun .」
Sam:「So , Cracker Barrel , huh ?」
narration:Back to the Fangtasia .
The man that used to laugh at Lafayette:「Some people think I 'm an asshole . It 's true . I pick fights with strangers , I 've cussed out old ladies . I even pissed in my boss ' coffee once .」
narration:: You do not need to be telling me this sh1 t .
The man:「What else do we have to do down here ? I mean , do n't you talk to the others ?」
narration:: Most of the time I just keep to my f*cking self . And think .
The man:「Like about how to get out of here ?」
narration:: No . About why I 'm here to begin with . All the sh1 t I 've done in my life . The drugs , the s*x , the website . I did it so my life would n't be a dead end and this is where I end up . What kind of punchline is that ?


The man:「See , that 's why we got ta talk . We have to tell each other all the sh1 t we 've done . That way , if one of us gets out , he can tell the world about both of us . I just hope it 's me .」
narration:: Whatever . If it make you feel any better , keep talking .
The man:「All right . When I was 20 , my cousin Rufus , he was going out with this girl who claimed she could crush a beer can , with her tits . And one night , when we were alone , I asked her to show me . One beer can lead to another , and before you knew it , she was crushing my head with her tits . Rufus came home , and he was so mad he threw me out of the window . My hip shattered into a million pieces , and they replaced it with metal . My ass is magnetic now .」
narration:: I pray to God you ai n't the last m*therf*cker I meet before I die .
The man:「Come on , come on . What about you ? You must 've done all kinds of sh1 t you regret .」
narration:: Well , I got in trouble with my boss once for punching out three stupid rednecks at the bar .
The man:「You regret that ?」
narration:: Hell , no , you f*cking deserved it .
The man:「I 'm sorry I hassled you for being gay . I was an asshole about it .」
narration:: At least I got through to you .
[ b]The man:「If it makes you feel any better , when I was 15 , at Safety Patrol Camp , I let my bunk mate blow me .」
narration:At the Merlott 's .
Andy:「The name Nancy Levoir ring a ding ? How about Miss Jeannette ?」
Sookie:「Pitcher of Abida light .」
Tara:「Not the usual Dixie draught ?」
Sookie:「No , Jason 's not drinking , and Hoyt says his mama wants him to watch his weight .」
Arlene:「Please , she 's one to talk . That woman 's got more chins than a Chinese phone book .」
A girl:「Come on , have a drink with me .」
Jason:「I do n't drink no more . I do n't do nothing that can screw me up . Them days are over .」
The girl:「You do n't got ta be drunk to bang my brains out , do ya ?」
Jason:「I appreciate the offer , darling , but I 'm happy hanging with my buddy tonight .」
The girl:「Are you two like , gay together ?」
Jason:「No . Just turning over a new leaf .」
The girl:「Your loss , baby . How about you ? Do you wanna party ? Never mind . Time 's up . I do n't teach . I absorb .」
Jason:「I 'd rather stay pure for that leadership conference , but if you wanna hit that , man , I 'm cool .」


Hoyt:「No , I 'm not much of a hitter , you know . I like 'em nicer than that .」
Andy:「Durastrong , 40-gallon trashliners . Found one at the scene . They sell them at club stores . You know anybody who uses them , call me .」
The couple:「All right .」
A woman:「I was just out back , and you can smell the blood out there .」
The woman in the couple:「What kind of sick animal would keep a poor woman 's heart ?」
The other woman:「You know Rene Lenier , or Marshall , whatever his name was ? I heard that the American Vampire League , they wanted to teach him a lesson . So they dug him up , and they turned him into one of their own .」
The woman in the couple:「So he could 've killed that woman .」
The other:「Better be careful . Rene Marshall might still get you .」
Arlene:「Do n't you people have any shame ? His name was Drew Marshall . And he 's dead , and he 's buried , and he ai n't never coming back .」
Terry:「That 's for your drinks , now you all need to leave . Up . Shake a leg . Out ! Go !」
The people:「Come on . Let 's get out of here .」
Terry:「Keep walking . Do n't eyeball me .」
The people:「He 's such a nutball .」
rlene:「You did n't have to do that .」
Sookie:「Leadership conference , huh ? What church ?」
Jason:「Marlboro . Baptist . In Baton Rouge . It 's only for a week . Just give me a chance to get away from everything .」
Sookie:「I wish I could take a week off . I finally started cleaning out Gran 's room today . I could n't even bear to pack away a single thing .」
Jason:「Yeah , I know . I miss her too . And I 'm hoping maybe God'll tell me why he had to take good people away . Like Gran and Amy .」
Sookie:「Jason , Amy was a V addict .」
Jason:「Yeah , that do n't mean she deserved to die . I ca n't help it , Sook , I loved her . And when you love someone you 've got to love it all . Otherwise it ai n't love .」
Andy:「There you are , Stackhouse . Got a couple of questions for ya .」
Sookie:「Humour him , he 's toasted . Have a good time at church camp .」
Some people are coming:「Here we go ! We won , we won ! There you go , darling . One more time .」
Sookie:「Tara , you know where Sam is ?」
narration:: Out back . He 's being a little weird tonight . I heard about your uncle Bartlett . I 'm sorry .
Sookie:「Thanks . I think I 'll be fine . I wish people would stop dying around here .」
narration:At Bill 's house .
Bill:「Try the A negative .」


Jessica:「Less like ass than the A positive , but more like ass than the B negative .」
Bill:「You have to keep your strength . Two thirds of new vampires never survive the first year .」
Jessica:「I ca n't help it if I do n't like it . You know , Eric let me feed on a guy with tattoos , and nipple piercings .」
Bill:「I 'm not Eric .」
Jessica:「You are so not Eric .」
narration:Back to the Merlott 's .
Sookie:「Hardly seen you all night .」
Sam:「Well , have n't had the best day .」
Sookie:「The woman in the parking lot or something else ?」
Sam:「Do n't feel much like talking .」
Sookie:「It 's slowing down pretty good in there , so I was ...」
Sam:「You wanna cut out early and go see Bill ?」
Sookie:「I would n't ask you if it was n't important , but we had a fight , and there 's ...」
Sam:「I do n't need to hear every last detail of your life .」
Sookie:「I guess I 've owed you an apology for a while now . I never meant to hurt you , Sam . You know how much I care about ...」
Sam:「Do n't it seem like you 're always either apoligizing or yelling at me ? Do n't you get sick of it ? 'Cause I sure do . I ca n't be whatever you want whenever you want anymore . I 'm tired of charring my ass on your back burner . I will need you in early to make up for lost hours .」
Andy:「In Keachi ! You did n't get a prescription filled out there ? Do n't lie to me . You sure about that ?」
To Bud:「What ? I 'm working . Clearing my name , since I 'm a suspect , allegedly . Now , if you do n't mind , I 'll just do - si - do round here .」
Bud:「You 're embarrassing yourself . I 'm taking you off the case . For your own sake .」
Andy:「I 'm a good cop . I can close the case , let me show people that , please .」
Bud:「Ca n't you go do something else ?」
Andy:「I do n't do anything else . This is it .」
Bud:「I 'm sorry , Andy .」
narration:Sam is dreaming again . He is stealing things to Maryann 's House and then he wakes up . Maryann is here .
Maryann:「You have something of mine . Karl said you stopped by with a gift . I do love presents .」
Sam:「I do n't know how you found me , but ... I assume this is what you came for . I 'm sorry I was ... young and scared at the time .」
Maryann:「I remember . Money . My , you 're a sweet thing . It 's not your money I want .」
Sam:「Listen , If you think you can get back at me by luring Tara ...」


Maryann:「Get back at you ? How in the world did you get the impression that this was about you ?」
Eggs:「What ? Maryann said she was coming down and she wanted to see you .」
Tara:「Still ? You 're either dumber than I thought , or you 're way too good for me .」
Eggs:「Cut it out . I just wanted to see where you work . Is that so bad ?」
Tara:「You are a lucky man . And since the bartender likes you , drinks are on the house . What 'll it be ?」
Eggs:「Give me something sweet .」
Tara:「I can ma you a rum and Coke . A margarita , or a white russ ... He kiss her .」
Eggs:「That 's more like it .」
narration:Back at Bill 's house .
Jessica:「All right , I guess that 's not so gross .」
Bill:「Two parts O negative , to one part B positive . Remember that .」
Sookie:「I need to talk to you . Alone .」
Bill:「Do n't know if we can , with ...」
Sookie:「Jess , I feel like we got off to a bad start . And it 's totally my fault . I never got a chance to hear your side of things , find out what you 're like , none of that . Can you forgive me ?」
Jessica:「You really wanna get to know me ?」
Sookie:「Of course I do . You deserve that . And , frankly , I 'm curious about you . I 've just got one huge favor to ask . Give me tonight with my boyfriend , and we 'll have all night tomorrow to ourselves . Just us girls .」
Jessica:「Sure . I guess I have nothing but time now , right ?」
Sookie:「Good night .」
Bill:「I must say I 'm impressed . It 's almost like you glamoured her ...」
Sookie:「Did you have anything to do with Uncle Bartlett 's death ?」
Bill:「He hurt you .」
Sookie:「My God . Is it that easy for you to kill ? Does human life mean so little you can just kill on command , toss someone in the water ? I can not have people dying every time I confide in you . I never felt more inhuman than when I had to kill Rene . It still haunts me . And now you 've made me feel like I killed another person . I feel sick . I always thought , as different as we are , somehow ... we could still be together . And now I do n't know . I do n't know anything . Please . Say something , Bill .」


Bill:「I can not , and I will not lose you . For all the ways I have dismayed , aggrieved , or failed you , I swear , I will atone . But I am not sorry . I refuse to appologize for what you have awakened in me . You are my miracle , Sookie . For the first time in 140 years , I felt something , I thought had been lost to me forever . I love you . And for that , I shall never feel sorry .」
Sookie:「Damn you , Bill Compton . I love you .」
narration:They make love .
 Back to the Fangtasia .
The man:「I got a plan . I 'm busting us out .」
narration:: Do n't be an idiot .
The man:「I 'll come back for you . Promise .」
narration:: Shut up .
 Eric is coming down .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Shushing wo n't do you any good , sweetheart . We hear everything . Since you made me come all the way down here , I 'm gon na take out some of the garbage . Royce Allen Williams , we have a few questions for you , with regard to a fire which killed three of our kind .」
The man:「No f*cking way , man . I do n't know anything .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Crimes against vampires are on the rise . We even lost a sheriff just days ago . We seek answers .」


narration:At the Fangtasia . Eric has killed the man .
 See the 201
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Coach Eric Taylor:「Die ... If you have any silver on you , now would be the time to reveal it .」
narration:: No way . I ai n't that stupid .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , you are . Is there blood in my hair ?」
narration:: What ?
Coach Eric Taylor:「Is there blood in my hair ?」
narration:: I do n't know , I ca n't see in this light .
Coach Eric Taylor:「How about now ?」
narration:: Yeah , there 's a little bit of blood there .
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is bad . Pam is gon na kill me .」
narration:: Who the f*ck is Pam ?
Coach Eric Taylor:「Why , do you wanna meet her ?」
narration:: No . No . I 'm good .
Coach Eric Taylor:「You 're going to .」
narration:: Where are you taking me ?
Coach Eric Taylor:「To find out what you know . I would n't try anything rash if I were you . I 'm still hungry .」
narration:Credits .
 Bill 's room .
Sookie:「Another first .」
Bill:「How do you mean ?」


Sookie:「We 've never had make - up s*x before .」
Bill:「How does it compare to " You thought I was dead " s*x ?」
Sookie:「That was pretty great too , but I would n't want to go through that again . I hate the feeling I can lost you .」
Bill:「And yet you like fighting with me .」
Sookie:「I do n't like it . It 's just ...」
Bill:「Let 's not get too used to it then . We do n't want to be one of those couples .」
Sookie:「Yeah , right . Holy ! I am so embarrassed I could die .」
Bill:「What is it ?」
Sookie:「Jessica , I completely forgot she was here . Think she heard us ?」
Bill:「No . If she had , she 'd have no compunction about letting us know it .」
Sookie:「You know , you might want to try going a little easier on her . It 's hard enough being a teenage girl without ...」
Bill:「She is a vampire , Sookie .」
Sookie:「So are you . And yet parts of your former self are still in there , right ? I would n't be with you if they were n't .」
Bill:「But I 've had to work extremely hard at finding my way back to my humanity .」
narration:Fragile as it may be . When a vampire 's as new as Jessica is , she has no humanity . She 's in the grips of an overwhelming number of transformations . There will be times when she can not control even a single impulse . Believe me , she has many .
Sookie:「How is that any different from being a teenage girl ? No humanity , check . In the grips of overwhelming transformations , check . Can not control impulses , check . All right . How is that different ?」
Bill:「All right , so , what do you suggest I do ? Just spoil the girl ? Give in to her every whim and desire ? After all , that is what every teenage girl wants , is n't it ?」
Sookie:「You do n't have to be sarcastic with me , Bill Compton . And you should at least think about what I 'm saying , if for no other reason than what you 're doing right now is n't working out so hot . Kind of ironic . We promised each other we were n't gon na fight anymore , and yet here we are .」
Bill:「This is n't a fight .」
Sookie:「Yes , it is .」
Bill:「Prepare to be made up to .」
narration:Back to the Fangtasia .
Pam:「This is a disaster . We 'll have to go much shorter than I planned .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yeah , well , I said I was sorry , Pam . But he took silver to me . You were there . You saw it . Defend me .」


narration:: I do n't know what it is you wanna know , but point me in the direction , and I give to you .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 've seen your website . It 's quite , low rent . But your clients miss you . They 're wondering if you 're ever coming back .」
Lafayette:「Am I ? Look , I 'm here because of the V , right ? How'bout I give you the names of everybody I ever sold to ?」
Pam:「And all this time I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets .」
narration:: Do n't get it twisted , honeycomb , I 'm a survivor first , a capitalist second , and a whole bunch of other sh1 t after that . But a hooker , dead last . So if I got even a Jew at an al Qaeda pep rally shot at getting my black ass up out this m*therf*cker , I 'm taking it . Now , what you wanna know ?
Coach Eric Taylor:「The vampire you had your little arrangement with . Eddie Fournier . What happened to him ?」
narration:: I do n't know . I swear to God I do n't . Last time I saw him he was doing real good . But I think
 he may have been taken by somebody .
Coach Eric Taylor:「By whom ?」


narration:: I do n't know . I mean I ai n't sure .
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 's not very forthcoming of you . Chow , you 're up .」
Layette:「No , chill out . sh1 t . I think it ... I think it was ... Jason Stackhouse .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Jason Stackhouse ?」
Pam:「Sookie 's brother . Could be fun .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Fun , but also stupid . Sookie is too important for us now .」
Pam:「That 's true .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sadly , this information is of no use to me . Not now , anyway . I understand dealers of vampire blood sometimes trade product with one another across state lines . Any buyers in the Dallas area ?」
narration:: One . He never gave me his name though . I have an e - mail address . pussylover9ashemail.com
Coach Eric Taylor:「A friend of mine in the Dallas area , his name is Godrick , has gone missing . Now , while the circumstances of his disappearance are unclear , it stands to reason his blood would be very valuable , as he 's over twice my age and ten times the vampire I will ever be .」
Pam:「Eric , you do n't do humble well .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「I was not being humble . This happens to be true . Your associate , this " pussylover " . Has he or she mentioned any new product coming on the market ?」
narration:: No , no . And I would tell you . You know that .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Take our guest and lock him back out , will you ?」
narration:: f*ck , I ai n't going back down there . I gave you ...
Coach Eric Taylor:「You gave me nothing !」
narration:: I 'm not going back .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Chow , now .」
narration:: I gave you every ... I gave you everything ! I ai n't going back down !
 Jason is in the bus with some people of the Friendship of the Sun .
Luke:「Luke McDonald . No relation to the restaurant」
Jason:「Any relation to the farm ?」
Luke:「What farm ?」
Jason:「Never mind . Jason Stackhouse . Nice to meet you .」
Luke:「You play ball ? What position ?」
Jason:「QB one , actually .」
Luke:「Tight end . Second team all - American .」
Jason:「I do n't doubt it , man . Look at you . You 'd make one hell of a target . I 'd have liked throwing to you .」


Luke:「You would have . Blew my knee out . Freshman year at college . Texas A & M.」
Jason:「You had the scholarship and everything ?」
Luke:「Everything happens for a reason . If it were n't for my knee , I 'd have never found my true calling . And it might have taken me three solid years of Bible study and abstinence and applying and reapplying to do it , but it was all worth it . It all led me to this moment , right here , getting on this here bus . How about you ? When 'd you set your heart on going to leadership conference ?」
Jason:「Two days ago .」
Luke:「Two days ago .」
Jason:「I did n't know about it till then . I was having breakfast with Steve and Sarah , and they asked me if I wanted to come .」
Luke:「You had breakfast with Steve and Sarah ?」
Jason:「What ?」
Luke:「I 'll tell you what . With luck like yours , maybe some of it will rub off on me . You wanna bunk together ?」
Jason:「sh1 t , yeah .」
Luke:「Do n't say " sh1 t " .」
Jason:「sh1 t ? Oh , no .」
Luke:「It 's okay .」
Jason:「Right .」
Luke:「It 's okay . Forgive yourself . Let 's sing .」
narration:At Maryann 's house .
Eggs:「I was wondering when you would wake up .」
narration:: Come here .
Eggs:「What ?」
narration:: You smell nasty and nice , all at the same time . So , as I was trying to sleep last night , I realized I do n't know that much about you . And I 'd kind of like to , or ... When it comes to men , I 've got a long history of putting the cart so far out in front that the horse ca n't see it . So now I 'm just trying to get it right .
Eggs:「You like me , Tara . No , I know you do .」
narration:: Of course I like you . Take a shower in your sweat , if I could .
Eggs:「I mean , we 've known each other for what now , couple weeks ? I mean , people usually take years unloading their baggage , so I 'm trying to figure out what 's the rush ?」
narration:: The rush is I was just curious . Now I see how bad you want to avoid it , I ai n't just curious anymore . I 'm worried .
Eggs:「I do n't have a job .」
narration:: I already figured that out . Get to the good stuff .
Eggs:「The day we met , remember I told you I was worse off than you when Maryann found me ? The truth is I was ... living under a freeway overpass without a penny in my pocket . And that 's a penny I still do n't have today , by the way .」
narration:: I do n't care about money .
Eggs:「I 've spent some time in prison .」


narration:: What for ?
Eggs:「Drugs .」
narration:: Possession or dealing ?
Eggs:「I got ta pick one ?」
narration:: Colorful .
Eggs:「And I also served some time for armed robbery and assault . But I got out early on the assault charge for good behavior , so ...」
narration:: That 's a plus .
Eggs:「You oughta know .」
narration:Sookie 's house .
On the TV:「Our own Mary Simmons spoke to the parents at their home in Shreveport earlier today If anyone has seen our daughter or even if you 're the person who took her she 's our first - born And she 's a goodhearted smart girl who 's never done anything to harm anybody So please just bring her home .」
narration:We just want to see our baby again . Another harrowing appeal from young Jessica Hamby 's mother ...
 Camp at the Light of Day .
Sarah:「And so it is with open arms that Steve and I welcome all of you to the Light of Day leadership conference . Tomorrow 's leaders today . Amanda will be coming around with your ring of honesty . Your ring symbolizes the promise ...」
Amanda:「Welcome .」
Sarah:「... to us ...」
Jason:「Thank you .」
Sarah:「... and to yourselves . That you will always be completely honest and open while here on this campus . Also , bear in mind , that your ring is made out of real silver . So protect it with all your heart . And maybe one day , your ring will protect you .」
A man:「Die , fangers !」
Sarah:「Now , some of you already have friends here , but most of you probably do n't . And this is nothing to worry about . Because you will all be fast friends , as you all have one thing in common . Because for every one of you , today is the day His Holy Light begins to shine on you .」
People:「Amen , brother !」
Steve:「Amen .」
People:「That 's right . Whoopsy daisy .」
narration:At the Merlott 's .
Sam:「You 'll get the hang of it .」
Daphne:「Sure .」
Sam:「You 're late . ( to Tara who is coming ) .」
narration:: Sorry .
Maryann:「How about me ? Am I on time ?」
narration:: I 'm gon na go punch you in .
Maryann:「I was in and out of here fast last night I barely got a look at the place . It 's ... It 's so ... Vibrant .」
Sam:「Thanks for your concern , but there 's a big rodeo on Monroe today . So that 's why we slow .」
Maryann:「Tara says the food here is wonderful , so let 's see what I 'm in the mood for .」
Daphne:「It 's my first table . Wish me luck .」
Sam:「I got this one .」
Daphne:「Are you sure ?」


Sam:「You just focus on one thing at a time .
 Stop f*cking with me .」
Maryann:「Tableside visit from the owner himself . I must be important .」
Sam:「I want you to leave .」
Maryann:「You 're not really gon na refuse me service , are you ? I mean after I forgave you a hundred thousand dollar loan , the least you could do is let me buy myself some lunch .」
Sam:「What can I get you ?」
Maryann:「I think I will go with the stuffed snapper with the crawfish topping , the blackened rib eye , the red beans and rice , the fried catfish , and ... dear , now , would it be possible to get the smothered pork chops for lunch , even though it 's here on the dinner entrées ? Now , how are your ... ?」
narration:Back to the conference . They are playing a game outside .
Jason:「That 's how you capture the flag .」
Luke:「Capture that .」
Steve:「All right , show us your muscles . I wanna see the flag you captured . Here comes Stackhouse . He 's back . I see you . Nice hair . That 's what I 'm talking about right there .」
narration:Sookie is coming at the Merlott 's .
 : What are you doing here ? I thought it was your day off .
Sookie:「It is .」
narration:: How many times do I tell you that coming in to work when you do n't have to is pathetic ? It 's like going back to school and visiting your teachers .
Sookie:「I did n't come to see them . I came to see you . So come on . Take a break .」
narration:: Sam will be pissed .
Sookie:「He 's always pissed .」
Terry:「I 'm losing it , Sam .」
Sam:「Terry , come on . What is this ?」
Terry:「It ai n't my fault . How the hell am I supposed to read her writing ?」
Sam:「Daphne , Daphne !」
narration:Back to the Fangtasia .
 : m*therf*cker . He has seen something in the leg of the man who has been killed at the beginning . With that he " can be free " and is going to find a solution to save himself .
 At the Merlott 's .
 : So , basically , you 're like a stepmother to a vampire ?
Sookie:「Okay , you did not just call me that . What about you ? How 've you been ?」
narration:: I 'm confused .
Sookie:「About what ?」
narration:: I 've been living over at Maryann 's for the last couple weeks ?
Sookie:「I do .」
narration:: In a lot of ways , I do n't ever wanna leave . I mean , everything is taken care of for me there .
 My bed gets made , my laundry gets done , there 's breakfast on the patio served to you by a chef .
Sookie:「Can I move in ?」


narration:: Seriously , right ? But it scares me too . And maybe that 's just 'cause I 'm not used to taking and not giving , but something inside me says , " This is weird , Tara . " Do n't trust it . " What do you think ? Does all this sound too good to be true to you ?
Sookie:「I think before I answer that , I have to tell you I may have a conflict of interest in all this .」
narration:: Conflict of interest ?
Sookie:「The main reason I came to see you today was ... Tara Thornton , would you like to move in with me ?」
narration:: Really ? Are you serious ?
Sookie:「Of course I 'm serious . It would be so much fun . And we know we get along . When we were kids , you slept over more often than you did n't , and we never wanted to pull each other 's hair out or anything .」
narration:: That 's where you 're wrong . I was always jealous of your long blond hair . More than once I thought about cutting it .
Sookie:「You did not .」
narration:: Yes , I did .
Sookie:「So , what do you think ? 'Cause I 've been trying to get my act together , to move into Gran 's room for the past couple weeks , and your moving in might be the kick in the butt I need to do it .」
narration:They heard a noise .
Sam:「That 's right on my feet . How am I supposed to ignore that ?」
Daphne:「I 'm sorry .」
narration:: If you wanna make it to Bill 's tonight , you better get out of here before Sam asks you to stay .
Sookie:「You 're probably right .」
Maryann:「Is this the infamous Sookie ?」
Sookie:「It 's nice to meet you .」
Maryann:「Oh , likewise . You 're very special , you know . I mean , to have been through everything you have in your life , not to mention the last few weeks and to emerge through all of it walking , let alone smiling . It 's simply astonishing .」
Maryann thinks:「I see what you mean about her , Tara . She has an old soul , does n't she ?」
Sookie:「Sorry . I 'm usually good at placing people 's accents , but yours I ca n't get a handle on . Where are you from ?」
Maryann:「Cape Cod . Best potato chips in the world .」
Sookie:「I 'd love to stay and chat , but I 'm running late . Let me know what you decide about moving in , all right ? 'Cause ... I think it 'd be really great .」
Maryann:「She asked you to move in with her ? That was awfully nice .」
narration:: Yeah , but ... I do n't know wha 'm doing , so .
 To the Fangtasia . Lafayette is going up to the bar .
Ginger:「Who the f*ck are you ?」
narration:: sh1 t .
Ginger:「Well ?」


narration:: It 's daytime . Thank you , Jesus . Thank you , God . You 're human , right ?
Ginger:「Kind of . But I ai n't letting you go . If that 's what you 're thinking .」
narration:: Look at you . Not only is you sexy , but you can read minds too . That getting me all riled up in my nether regions .
Ginger:「Do n't you try and flirt with me . They told me to pay special attention to the faggot drag queen in the basement .」
narration:: Skank ass bitch , you gon na let me up outta here !
Ginger:「I do that , I 'm good as dead . And you know it . Do n't you move .」
narration:: You ai n't gon na shoot me , not with them shaky - ass hands . You ai n't got the stomach for it . She Shoots . Bitch .
Ginger:「Holy fucker . I 'm sorry . I 'm so f*cking sorry . I hate guns !」
narration:: I 'm the one who got shot . Will you quit screaming and go get me a doc before I bleed the f*ck out ? Goddamn . Hurry up . m*therf*cker .
Ginger:「These are all dirty .」
narration:: Just give me the f*cking towel .
 Back to the camp . There are some concerts .
The band:「Jesus , everybody . Honesty .」
Jason:「Honesty , babe !」
Steve:「Let 's hear it again for our very own Amanda James ! You did very good , honey .」
People:「Definitely . Honesty .」
Steve:「That was " Jesus Asked Me Out Today " , and it 's on her new album , which drops next Tuesday , is that right ?」
Amanda:「Look for it at Wal - Mart , Target , Cosco , and of course the single 's already available for download on iTunes . So check it out .」
Steve:「I love you , Amanda ! You hate to have to follow that . All right . Go on , go on , sit down . Now finally tonight , we 're gon na wind things down with a little game , which , while fun , should also be instructive . Because as each of you heads out into the world , at some point , you will be faced with real life encounters with vampire sympathizers . And we want to make sure that you 're ready . So , Sarah , honey , can you come on up here , please ? Now , I 'm gon na ask my beautiful bride to play the part of a sympathizer .」
Sarah:「Oh , come on , y' all , it 's just pretend .」
Steve:「And ... Jason Stackhouse . Why do n't you come on up and play the part of the good guy ?」
Jason:「Me ?」
Steve:「You captured the flag , did n't you ?」
People:「You the man , Jason ! Go , Shreve , go !」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 At Bill 's home .
Jessica:「I just saw my parents on TV .」


Sookie:「Oh , no . I 'm sorry .」
Jessica:「I finally get why they never wanted me to watch it in the first place . It 's horrible .」
Sookie:「Where 's Bill ?」
Jessica:「I have no idea . All he told me was , " Jessica , I have errands to run . " Errands which do not require your presence . " So remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble while I 'm gone . " And I hate it here . I hate it so much . I ... I think I miss them .」
Sookie:「Your parents ?」
Jessica:「And my little sister . I was always totally horrible to her . I was just such a brat ... What 's wrong ?」
Sookie:「Sweetie , vampires do n't cry regular tears . So when you cry , you 're gon na cry blood from now on .」
Jessica:「Why do you know that and I do n't ? Do n't you think I should know this about myself ?」
Sookie:「Bill should probably have told you .」
Jessica:「Jeez , you think ?」
Sookie:「Here 's some tissue . Look , I do n't know if it helps at all , but I think I kind of know how you feel . At least a little .」
Jessica:「No , you do n't .」
Sookie:「I 'm not saying it 's the same , but I lost my gran a few weeks ago , and she was everything to me . Everything I knew , and now she 's gone .」
Jessica:「But grandparents are supposed to die , and you 're still alive . I mean , with me , I 'm the one that 's dead .」
Sookie:「It does n't really matter who 's dead . When people love each other , and then suddenly one of them is n't there anymore , it 's the distance that hurts . And the distance is the same no matter who 's doing the leaving .」
Jessica:「What do you do when you feel so far away you ca n't stand it ?」
Sookie:「Well , sometimes I 'll go into her room and just sit there a spell .」
Jessica:「That helps ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know why , but just being someplace where she 's been , it makes me feel better , at least a little bit .」
Jessica:「You think you could drive me to my parents ' so ...」
Sookie:「Okay , I did not mean to ... You know I ca n't do that .」
Jessica:「Please . I would just sit in the car . I swear . All I 'm asking is to sit across the street and catch a glimpse of them through the window . Just so I can say goodbye .」
Sookie:「I 'm sorry . It 's just not my place . But if you explained it to Bill the same way you just explained it to me , I 'm sure he 'd take you .」
Jessica:「Are you really sure about that ? 'Cause I 'm not so sure he would .」


Sookie:「Ok . Jessica
 But we 're just driving by and that 's it . And we should swing by my place and get you a change of clothes , because I am not taking you out in public dressed like that .」
Jessica:「Thank you , Sookie . Thank you so , so , much .」
Sookie:「Do n't mention it . To Bill . Ever .」
narration:Bill is doing some shopping . A woman is coming to him .
A seller:「You look positively lost .」
Bill:「Yes , I do feel a little ... at sea .」
The seller:「I can help you pick something out if you 'd like . You 're looking for your daughter ?」
Bill:「My daughter , Jessica .」
The seller:「Such a pretty name . What do you think of this ?」
Bill:「It 's very nice , but I do n't think so .」
The seller:「My , we are conservative , are n't we ?」
Bill:「No , not really . Just old - fashioned .」
The seller:「Do n't be silly . You do n't look old enough to be old - fashioned . Not by a long shot .」
Bill:「You 'd be surprised .」
The seller:「You 're funny . And cold . Well , you 're not ...」
Bill:「I am vampire . Yes .」
The seller:「Tell you what . Why do n't you come with me to the dressing room and I could model this for you ?」
Bill:「That 's very kind of you , but no thank you .」
The seller:「You sure , now ?」
Bill:「I am .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Good evening , old sport .」


Bill:「Eric ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's the new me . You like ?」
Bill:「I do . Very much .」
The seller:「Oh Okay . ( She thinks that Bill is gay ) .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「We need to talk .」
narration:Back to the camp .
Jason:「Listen , lady , if you 're gon na give them all the rights that normal people have , then how am I supposed」
narration:to protect my sweet little girl from any vampire who wants to just fly on in and marry her ?
Sarah:「You have a daughter ?」
Jason:「Well , I was a pretty bad boy up until the Light of Day leadership conference . So yeah . It 's entirely possible that I could .」
Sarah:「Well , I do n't give a hoot about your daughter . In fact , nothing you say about vampire rights is gon na change my mind . Because ... I am a vampire .」
Jason:「I 'm so sorry .」
Sarah:「It 's okay .」
Steve:「You all right ?」
Sarah:「It 's okay .」
narration:To the Merlott 's .
Terry:「I got another deluxe , I ca n't guarantee that it 's cooked .」


Arlene:「Honey , you are sweating like a ice - water pitcher .」
Terry:「I 'm feeling the pressure , Arlene . I do n't like feeling the pressure .」
Arlene:「When was your last break ?」
Terry:「I ai n't taking one .」
Arlene:「I 'm coming around there . Daphne ! Order up !」
Terry:「f*cking ...」
Arlene:「Give me your tongs .」
Terry:「I 'm fine .」
Arlene:「Give me your tongs . Taking a break . Be a doll , take that out to table four .」
Daphne:「Which one 's table four again ? Well , I ... I 'll find it . I 'll find it . She ai n't working out .」
Terry:「Nope . It 's funny . Most of these orders are going out to table four . What the hell 's going on at table four ?」
Maryann:「Miss ! Miss ? I think you 're looking for me .」
Daphne:「I 'd have stood there all night if you had n't noticed me . So , thanks .」
Maryann:「Are you new here ?」
Daphne:「How could you tell ?」
Maryann:「Because you care about doing good . Now you just keep on caring and one day you 'll be the best at what you do . That 's my advice .」
Sam:「Do n't you think you 've had enough ?」
Andy:「I know what you 're thinking . Nine years sober . Why give it all up ? Well , what I got to say to that is」
Sam:「Lots of people in this town do n't need to see you this way .」
Andy:「The people in this town do n't see me . Not for what I really am .」
Sam:「Well , how about you quit feeling sorry for yourself and suck it up ? You want respect from people ,」
narration:start by respecting yourself .
Andy:「Bud took me off a case , Sam . I do n't know about you , but in my book that 's a capital D motion .」
Sam:「I 'm sorry , I did n't know that .」
Andy:「I 'll get back on the right path tomorrow but tonight ... Do n't cut me off , all right ?」
Sam:「No problem .
 One of the things I set out to do when I opened up here , was to have a place where you could come , get a drink , and nobody would bother you to dance .
 I am with you there . I hate to dance . This one time , I was in a club in Shreveport , and I actually had a woman tell me I looked like an epileptic on meth . Never again , Sam . Never again .」
narration:Maryann makes dance some people .
 At the shop .
Coach Eric Taylor:「The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing . Have you heard about that ?」


Bill:「I had n't , but I know the vampire of whom we speak . His name is Godrick , correct ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Indeed . Now it goes without saying he needs to be found . Which is where Sookie comes in .」
narration:As she 's yours , I 'm asking your permission to take her with me to Dallas .
Bill:「Eric , you can do whatever you want with me , but I am not putting her in this position anymore . I can not and I will not allow you to bring her into these matters .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「We made a deal , your human and I. That if I did n't kill , she would work for me as often as I like . Now , you remember this , do n't you ? You were there .」
Bill:「Taking her cross state lines is a far cry from taking her to Fangtasia for the evening . I 'm only asking your permission out of respect . If I want her , I can simply take her . Is " no " your final answer ?
 It is .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Poorly played , Bill .」
narration:Jessica & Sookie .
Jessica:「Here , this is it . Across the street . My daddy wo n't be home yet , but my mama and sister should be there .」
Sookie:「I 'm sorry .」


Jessica:「Well , why are you crying ?」
Sookie:「Because I did this to you . If Bill had n't ... I took your life away , and I know there 's no way you 'll ever be able to forgive me . It 's not even right to ask . But I had no idea it was gon na lead to this .」
Jessica:「I do n't blame you , Sookie .」
Sookie:「How 's that even possible ?」
Jessica:「There 's my sister .」
Sookie:「Get back in the car ! You promised .」
We heard:「Fault front door .」
Jessica:「Mom ?」
Sookie:「Do n't cry .」
Jessica 's sister:「Where were you ?」
Jessica 's mother:「It does n't matter . Just call your father . And ... And tell him that Jessica 's home .」
Jessica:「Momma , I 'd like to introduce you to my ... my friend . This is Sookie .」
Jessica 's mother:「Thank you so much for bringing her back .」
Sookie:「You 're welcome .」
Jessica:「Are n't you gon na invite us in ?」
Sookie:「What ? ! No , no . We ca n't stay .」
Jessica 's mother:「Honey , your arm 's like ice . Come on in and I 'll make you some tea . Come on .」
narration:Back to the Merlott 's .
A woman:「What just walked through that door ?」
narration:: Trouble . Eggs , I 'm working .
Eggs:「I know . I 'm sorry . I got something to say , and I want you to hear me out , all right ?」
The woman:「I 'll hear you out .」
narration:: Jane Bodenhouse . You are a crazy - ass drunk , but normally you wait for some loser to hit on you . What the hell has gotten into you ?
Jane:「I do n't know .」
narration:: What ?
Eggs:「All right . Listen . My dad left us when I was a little kid . So I do n't remember shitabout him except this」
Maryann:「Detective Bellefleur , you come dance with me .」
Andy:「I do n't dance .」
Maryann:「With me you do . Come on ! Come on !」
Andy:「What the hell ! It 's my last night drinking .」
narration:At the camp .
Luke:「Think you walk on water , do n't you ?」
Jason:「I 'm pretty sure that was Moses .」
Luke:「No , it was Jesus . Moses parted the Red Sea . And what was the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you some Muslim Buffy with a dick ? That 's all kinds of messed up .」
Jason:「I 'm sorry you did n't like it , Mac , but everyone else ...」


Luke:「Your being here is a joke , Stackhouse . They may not see it now , but they will . Day one might have went to you . Day two belongs to the Luke - inator .」
Jason sees pictures in his head and hears again:「Die , fangers ! Jason Stackhouse , you 're a tool of Satan . He probably tripled it . Traitor . Just drink . They may not see it now , but they will . Goddamn it .」
narration:At the Merlott 's . Sam is taking Maryann in his office .
Sam:「What the f*ck is going on out there ?」
Maryann:「What you 're talking about .」
Sam:「The dancing and the gyrating and the people nearly having s*x on the pool table ?」
Maryann:「I do n't know what to tell you . People came back in a good mood .」
Sam:「Damn it , Maryann , this is my bar , these are my people . This is my town ! Do n't do that . I 've seen you do that before . Stop it . ( He 's becoming a dog ) .」
Maryann:「What I just did to you , I can do anytime , anywhere . So unless you want your customers to know your little secret , you better think twice before you threaten me ever again . Do we understand each other ?」
narration:Back to Jessica 's home .
Sookie:「I do n't normally cuss , but you have completely f*cked me .」
Jessica:「I know and I 'm sorry , but I swear it was like it was n't even me doing it . It must be those new vampire impulse control issues .」
Sookie:「f*ck your impulse control issues .」
Jessica 's sister:「Here some sandwiches , Mom 's making tea .」
Jessica:「Oh , thanks , Eden .」
Sookie:「Thank you .」
Jessica 's mother:「Eden , You already had dinner . Do n't touch those sandwiches .」
Jessica 's sister:「You 're pretty .」
Sookie:「Why , that 's awful nice of you . And you 're very pretty yourself .」
Jessica 's siter:「I 'm not . Got a problem with hair .」
We heard:「Fault」
Jessica 's father:「How could you do this ?」
Jessica:「Daddy .」
Jessica 's father:「Do you have any idea what you put your mother through ? Why , Jessica ? You tell me why ?」
Sookie:「Mr. Hamby !」
Jessica 's father:「Or I will make you tell me !」
Jessica:「Go ahead , Daddy . Get your belt . But this time , I 'll be ready for you .」
narration:To the Fangtasia .
Chow:「How much blood do you think he 's lost ?」
Pam:「Oh , I still think he has something to offer .」
Chow:「I hate to let it all go to waste like this . Seems a shame we have to wait for him .」


Pam:「Maybe one day you 'll be sheriff and you can make the rules .」
Chow:「I doubt that .」
Pam:「Me too .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sorry to keep you waiting for so long . How 's the leg ?」
narration:: Shitty . Thanks for asking .
Coach Eric Taylor:「After all your proclamations about what a model prisoner you were going to be , you had to try to escape .」
narration:: You were going to kill me anyway , right ?
Coach Eric Taylor:「Now you 'll never know . So , what 's it gon na be , Lafayette ? Would you like the leg to kill you , or would you prefer us to do it ?」
narration:: I 'm gon na go with plan C.
Coach Eric Taylor:「There 's a plan C ?」
narration:: Make me a vampire .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I beg your pardon ?」
narration:: And you can put me to work in the bar . I 'm a good dancer . You seen it on my site . sh1 t , I get up there and move Earth and heaven , go - go style .
Coach Eric Taylor:「You are aware there 's a gaping hole in your leg ? You 're damaged goods .」


narration:: Not if you turn me . I 'll be good as ever . Look , I ... I 'm already a person of poor moral character , so I 'll hit the ground running . And I damn near glamour people already . Give me what y' all got , and it 's on me , cracker . Not only will I be a badass vampire , but I 'll be your badass vampire .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Interesting . I 'll take it under advisement . Pam ? Chow ? Showtime .」


Scene 1:「In the car , on the road - Bill , Sookie , Jessica」
narration:Bill drives very fast .
Sookie:「Bill , slow down , please . Stop this . You 're scaring me .」
narration:Bill stops the car on the side of the road . Jessica is crying .
Sookie:「I 'm sorry . She promised she was just gon na look in the window . I know I made a mistake , but they 're her family .」
Bill:「She is a vampire . She has no family .」
Jessica:「I 'm a monster , and I 'm gon na be alone because of you . I hate you si f * * * * * * much .」
Bill:「Be quiet .」
Jessica:「Easy s * * * .」
Bill:「I said be quiet ! ( To Sookie ) You undermined my authority as her maker . You risked those people 's safety and your own . If I had not glamoured them within an inch of their sanity , all of our lives would have been shattered .」
Sookie:「I know . I 'm sorry .」
Bill:「You keep saying that ! And I am expected to what ? Forget this ever happened ?」
Sookie:「What else would you like me to say ? I knew when she asked me to take her I should say no but all I could think about was Gran and what I 'd get to see her again .」
Bill:「That does not give you license to behave like an irresponsible child . She is a loaded gun , Sookie . Not a doll for you to dress up and play with . ( Sookie opens the car 's door ) What are you doing ?」
Sookie:「Walking !」
narration:She goes out of the car . Bill goes out too .
Bill:「Do n't be ridiculous . Bon Temps is nearly 20 miles away .」
Sookie:「I 'd rather walk all night than spend another second in that car with you .」
narration:She goes in the woods . Bill gets back in the car .
Jessica:「She wants you to go after her . And she wants you to go after her and kiss her and tell her that you love her .」
Bill:「She will come back . When she calms down , she will come back .」
narration:Sookie walks in the wood . She hears a noise .
Sookie:「Bill ? Bill if you 're trying to scare me so I get back in that car with you , it is n't gon na work .」
narration:She looks back and sees a creature coming through her .
Sookie:「What the ... ?」
narration:Sookie begins to run and the creature runs too . She scratches Sookie 's back . Sookie falls on the floor . Bill goes out of the car . Credit
 Bill sees Sookie , laying on the floor .
Bill:「Sookie ! Sookie ! Sookie !」
narration:He takes her in his arms .
Bill:「What did this to you ?」
Sookie:「Bull ... Human ... I could n't see ... Bill , I ca n't move .」


narration:Sookie drinks Bill 's blood but she begins to cough and shake and come white liquid comes out of her mouth .
Bill:「Sookie !」
narration:Jessica arrives .
Jessica:「Oh , gross .」
Bill ( to Jessica ):「Get the car , now !」
Scene 2:「Fangtasia - Bill , Sookie , Jessica」
narration:Bill , Sookie and Jessica arrive at Fangtasia . They are in the car ; Jessica is driving .
Bill ( to Jessica ):「Drive straight home .」
Jessica:「But I wanna go with you .」
Bill:「As your maker , I command you .」
narration:Jessica leaves . Bill is carrying Sookie .
Scene 3:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Daphne , Tara」
narration:Sam is in his office . Daphne arrives .
Daphne:「Sam ?」
Sam:「Yeah ?」
Daphne:「I 'm short . I went over it three times . I do n't know what happened ...」
Sam:「How much ?」
Daphne:「64 dollars and , like , 8 cent .」
Sam:「God dammit , Daphne , you 're gon na have to pay for it . I 'm sorry , but this is a business .」
narration:Daphne puts some money on the table .
Daphne:「There . That 's all the tips that I made tonight , so I 'm just gon na have to owe you the rest .」
narration:She leaves .
Sam:「F * * * .」
narration:Tara arrives .
Tara:「You ca n't expect her to learn of you do n't give her any positive reinforcement .」
Sam:「Tara , not now .」
Tara:「I 'm serious . Nobody succeeds at anything in life unless somebody leads them .」
Sam:「Let me guess . Maryann say that ?」
Tara:「What is it with you and Maryann ? What 's she ever done to you , other than just drop almost 300 dollars in your bar tonight ?」
Sam:「I do n't want her in here anymore . And if I were you , I 'd stay the hell away from her .」
Tara:「You do n't even know this person .」
Sam:「Neither do you .」
narration:He leaves his office .
Scene 4:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Bill , Eric , Dr Ludwig , Pam , Chow」
narration:Sookie is on a table . She has scars with blood on her back .
Sookie ( to Dr Ludwig ):「What kind of doctor are you ?」
Dr Ludwig:「The healing kind . I 'm doctor Ludwig , what 's your ...」
narration:Sookie screams when the doctor touches her back .
Sookie:「I 'm Sookie Stackhouse . Am I dying ?」
Dr Ludwig:「Yes .」
Bill:「No . she can not die . You will save her .」
Dr Ludwig:「Back off vampire , let me do my job .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Forgive him . Bill is abnormally attached to this human .」
Dr Ludwig:「Well , we do n't have a lot of choices , she 's been poisoned . You ever heard of Komodo dragons ? Their mouths are teeming with bacteria . After one has bitten you , it will track you for hours , days , just waiting for the toxins to slowly eat away at your nervous system till you 're good and helpless . Then it will devour you alive .」
Sookie:「I was scratch by a dragon ?」
Dr Ludwig:「No . But this poison is similar but way more efficient . I think I 've seen it before but it 's hard to tell without testing , and we do n't have that kind of time . Give us some privacy . I need to remove her clothing .」
Bill ( to Sookie ):「I will be just outside . I am so sorry .」
Dr Ludwig:「She 's running out of time , Mr. Compton .」
narration:Eric and Bill are in Eric 's office
Coach Eric Taylor:「Head of a bull .」
Bill:「That 's what she said . It was dark . It all happened in seconds .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「So you did n't see this bull man ?」
Bill:「No .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And you gave her your blood ?」


Bill:「It did n't work . You ever heard of anything like this ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Surprisingly , no . I though in over a thousand years I 'd seen everything there was to see .」
narration:Pam and Chow come in .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Search the woods around highway 71 .」
Pam:「He can do it . I 'm wearing my favorite pumps .」
narration:Pam and Chow leave .
Coach Eric Taylor:「She is extremely lazy . But loyal . How 's yours ? Jessica ?」
Bill:「Petulant . Dangerous . Afraid .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm glad to see you two are bonding . Being a good maker is very rewarding .」
Bill:「I have to get back to Sookie .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , relax . Dr Ludwig treated one of Pam 's humans when it was mauled by a werewolf . Lost an eye , but otherwise he 's fine .」
narration:Sookie is screaming when Dr Ludwig puts some liquid on her scars .
 Bill and Eric come .
Bill:「What are you doing to her ?」
Dr Ludwig:「Hold her down ! Or let her die , your choice .」
narration:Bill holds Sookie hands .
Sookie:「No ! No !」


Scene 5:「At the Fellowship of the Sun - Jason , Luc , Eddie」
narration:Jason wakes up , screaming .
Eddie:「You 're so warm . And I 'm so cold .」
narration:Eddie is near him , in his bed .
Jason:「Eddie ?」
Eddie:「What are you doing here , Jason ? I thought we were friends .」
Jason:「You 're f * * * * * * dead . I saw you die . This ai n't real . This ai n't real .」
narration:Eddie caresses Jason .
Eddie:「Does this feel real ?」
narration:He bites Jason with his fangs . Jason screams . It 's just a dream . Jason wakes up screaming .
Jason:「Dear God , you got ta help me out , because , I do n't know what 's right and wrong no more . Maybe I never did . Just , God , please . Please . Give me another sign . Because ... I 'm lost . I 'm so f * * * * * * lost .」
narration:Luc throws a pillow on Jason .
Luc:「There 's your sign . Now , shut up . Someone 's trying to sleep in here .」
Scene 6:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Dr Ludwig , Bill , Eric , Pam , Chow」
Dr Ludwig ( to Bill ):「You can give her blood now . Her body should accept it .」
narration:Eric stops Bill when he begin to bite his arm .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Mine is much stronger , allow me .」


Bill:「Never . ( To Sookie ) Sookie , can you hear me ? You must drink .」
narration:He bites his arm and Sookie drinks his blood .
Dr Ludwig ( to Eric ):「I 'll expect my payment by the end of the week .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's always a pleasure doing business with you , Dr. Ludwig .」
narration:She leaves .
Bill:「Clearly the pleasure was one - sided .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , she 's no fan of the fang . She tolerates us , because our blood is of such great value to healers . Be careful . You 'll overcook her .」
narration:Sookie stops drinking Bill 's blood .
Bill:「All right .」
Sookie:「Thank you .」
narration:Pam and Chow arrive .
Pam:「The area has been scanned .」
Chow:「Tracks were human , but the smell was distinctly animal .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What kind ?」
Pam:「A filthy one .」
Chow:「We did n't recognize it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How intriguing . Send an alert through the appropriate channels . Find out what the neighbors know . And Pam . Those were great pumps .」
narration:Pam and Chow leave .


Bill ( to Eric ):「I do n't wanna move her .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Of course not . I 'll make sure she 's take care of .」
Bill:「I 'm not leaving her .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Longshadow kept a coffin in back . He liked to feed before resting , so it might be a bit messy , but you 're welcome to it .」
Bill:「I wanna thank you for your hospitality . And for saving Sookie 's life .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm sure there 's a way she can repay me .」
Scene 7:「Sookie 's home - Maryann , Tara , Carl」
narration:Carl is cooking Daphne 's heart . Maryann tastes the sausage .
Maryann:「That 's delicious Carl . Could use a little more juniper , do n't you think ?」
Carl:「Yes , yes , of course . You 're right .」
Tara ( coming in the kitchen ):「What 's all this ?」
Maryann:「I 'm having a few people over .」
Tara:「How many people ?」
Maryann:「You know , I do n't remember . Sit , Carl will make you some breakfast .」


Tara:「That 's okay . I 'm more of a breakfast - for - lunch kind of girl . But coffee 's great . Thanks , Carl .」
narration:She sits with Maryann and has some coffee .
Tara:「I do n't think I 'll ever get used to people just doing things for me without me even asking .」
Maryann:「Well , Carl knows that if he wants to find real fulfillment in life , he needs to learn to be of service , so everything he does for us is really a selfish act .」
Tara:「Maryann , why does Sam hate you ?」
Maryann:「Sam hates me ?」
Tara:「Practically jumped down my throat after you left last night . Kept saying I need to stay away from you , why would he say that ?」
Maryann:「Well ... I mean , I barely know the man , but if I had to guess , I 'd say jealousy . You two have a history .」
Tara:「Yeah , but we 're better as friends than we ever were at sleeping together . We both know that .」
Maryann:「Tara , still not valuing yourself . You are a fantastic woman . Sam lost you . He 's just looking for someone to blame .」
Tara:「But why you ?」
Maryann:「Because you 've moved on . And hopefully I 've been a part of making that happen . Sam seems like a sensitive , wonderful guy , but all my instincts scream , " unevolved . "」
Tara:「You 're right . That man has way too many issues .」
Maryann:「And there are not your problem . Unlike Carl , you 've done enough taking care of people to last a lifetime .」
Tara:「Holy s * * * , that 's beautiful . It 's even got a filter ?」
Maryann:「Little technique I picked up in Ibiza . Adorable , is n't it ?」
Tara:「F * * * it . I do n't have to be at work till 4」
Scene 8:「Sam 's trailer - Sam , Terry」
narration:Sam puts things in his car when Terry arrives .
Sam:「Hey Terry . Thanks for coming .」
Terry:「Taking a trip ?」
Sam:「Something like that .」
Terry:「Where to ?」
Sam:「Not sure yet .」
Terry:「Well , I ai n't been a lot of places , but better here than all the places I 've been .」
Sam:「Yeah . So listen , I was hoping you 'd take care of the bar for me . You know , just till I get back .」
Terry:「Yeah . I do n't know , Sam . I like cooking . It 's quiet back there and ... I ai n't so good with people . If I were you , I would n't be my first choice .」
Sam:「Well , actually , you 're not . I ca n't reach Sookie . And who knows where the hell Lafayette is , Arlene 's got enough on her plate , and Tara ... Tara 's ...」


Terry:「Do n't like feeling the pressure .」
Sam:「She 's going through some personal stuff right now . So you 're all I got . You do it for me , buddy ?」
Terry:「Well , I guess I ai n't got no choice .」
Sam:「I appreciate it . Appreciate it , I 'll get you a set of keys after closing .」
Terry:「So you 're just gon na cut and run ? Just like that .」
Sam:「I 'm not running .」
Terry:「Remind me never to get stuck on a foxhole with you . Coward .」
narration:Terry leaves .
Scene 9:「Fellowship of the sun - Jason , Sarah , the members」
narration:A woman has bites on her body .
Woman:「He used me up . Till he got bored . And then he left me to die . I thought he loved me , but I was nothing , but his living , , breathing , snack machine .」
Sarah:「Thank you for sharing your story , Missy . That was very brave . May his holy light shine on you .」
The members:「Praise the light .」
Jason:「Praise ... the light .」
Sarah:「Jason . There 's something you 'd like to share ?」
Jason:「No , thank you . I ai n't much of a sharing kind of guy .」
Sarah:「Remember , we all signed a vow of honesty . Are you wearing your honesty ring ?」
Jason:「Yeah . All right , but , you ai n't gon na like it . Pretty much against everything you all been saying .」
Sarah:「You 're safe here .」
Jason:「I ai n't a vampire victim . The fact is they have never done nothing against me . My sister 's dating one , and from everything I can tell , he seems to treat her pretty decent . Well , except for the biting , but I think she likes that ..」
Man:「Huh .」
Sarah:「No , please .」
Jason:「What ?」
Sarah:「Go on .」
Jason:「My girlfriend , she staked a vampire right in front of me . His name was Eddie , and ... he was gay , but he was a real nice person .」
Sarah:「He was n't a person , Jason . A person would n't do that . Would they ?」
Jason:「Well , my Gran and my girlfriend were killed by my best friend just because he had a problem with vampires . And he was a person . Look , I 'm only here because I thought God wanted me to be . Thought maybe he had a purpose for me . Some s * * * like that . Beginning to see that was just wishful thinking .」
narration:He leaves the room .
Sarah:「No , Jason , wait . Becky , take over for a second .」
Becky:「Sure . Let 's pray .」
narration:Sarah joins Jason outside .
Sarah:「Hey , Jason . Just talk to me .」
Jason:「There ai n't nothing to talk about .」


Sarah:「The forst time I laid eyes on you , I knew there was something special about this one . I knew the Lord had sent you to me , but until today that I knew why .」
Jason:「Why ?」
Sarah:「Because we 're so much alike .」
Jason:「Sarah ...」
Sarah:「No , but ... we wanna see the best in others so badly , that sometimes we overlook the worst .」
Jason:「That kind of does sound like me .」
Sarah:「When the vampires came out of the coffin , I went with my big sister Amber to march for their equal rights .」
Jason:「Really ?」
Sarah:「Two months later , Amber disappeared . Got hooked on V. I know they killed her . Got rid of her body in whatever way they do .」
Jason:「I 'm sorry .」
Sarah:「They stole my sister , Jason . The same way they stole your girlfriend and your grandmother . And I know you believe Eddie was your friend , but think about it . If his kind never existed , the people you love would still be alive .」
Jason:「You 're saying ... if I had n't been too messed up to protect them , that they 'd still be here ?」
Sarah:「No , you 're just human , but vampires ... everything they are , down to their very blood , is seductive .」
Jason:「I should have done something . Could have saved Gran , Amy ... all of them .」
narration:He cries .
Sarah:「I know how much it hurts . Trust me , that 's why ... if we can protect even one family from this kind of suffering , then all the loved ones we 've lost , their deaths wo n't have been for nothing .」
Jason:「You know , sometimes ... I wish I was dead too .」
Sarah:「But you 're not . God needs you . You do n't have to carry this alone anymore . Give yourself to His light . Let him carry this pain for you . Pray with me ?」
Jason:「Okay .」
Sarah:「Heavenly Father , bless Jason , and protect his sister , and all those who are still out there lost in the darkness .」
Scene 10:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Ginger , Lafayette」
narration:Sookie is sleeping . She wakes up . She goes to see her back in the mirrors ; the scares are gone .
Ginger:「You 're awake . I made you a two - top sandwich . Peanut butter and chocolate syrup .」
Sookie:「That 's very ... thoughtful , Ginger .」
Ginger:「That 's the thing about being with vamps , ai n't it ? You always forget to eat . I 've lost 37 pounds since I got this job . Way better than a fat farm .」
Sookie:「Did Bill leave ?」
Ginger:「He 's resting in back , I think .」
Sookie:「Do they make you stay here every day ?」