Hoyt:「The legal blood - alcohol limit in the state of Louisiana is ?」
Jason:「When you 're drunk ?」
Hoyt:「Uh , no .」
Jason:「Next one .」
Hoyt:「Jessica says it 's too late for us to be together . What do you think she means by that ?」
Jason:「Wait , that 's on the test ?」
Hoyt:「No , I 'm asking you .」
Jason:「Look , come on , man . Not now . You 're quizzing me . I 'm in the zone .」
Hoyt:「Yeah , you 're 0 for 22 . At least this you could help me with .」
Jason:「All right , listen . I 've heard every breakup excuse from " You 're a son of a bitch , Stackhouse " to " You 're a f*cking asshole , Jason . " And you know what ? They 're all saying the same thing . They ca n't handle the heat you 're packing .」
Hoyt:「So Jessica is having trouble handling my heat ?」
Jason:「The only thing to do is to move on to someone who can . That 's why every girlfriend I 've had has been hotter than the last .」
Hoyt:「I do n't know how I 'll find someone better than Jessica .」
Jason:「Man , there are two kinds of people in this world」
Hoyt:「I 'm trying to help you , but look , the website says you have to pass the written exam .」
Jason:「You think Andy Bellefleur knows half of this sh1 t ? There 's got ta be an easier way . Look , I 'm ready now . You know ? I know between good and evil . I 'm like a ninja - level marksman . I got all the training I need .」
Hoyt:「You wanna know what that blood - alcohol limit is ?」
Jason:「I do n't need to know it . If it 's on the sample test , it 's not on the real thing . Everybody knows that .」
Scene 11:「Doctor 's - Arlene , Doctor」
Arlene:「Well , him and me , we have n't even talked about kids , but , well , maybe this is the good Lord telling me that this man 's a keeper . Right ? I mean , do n't you think ? You know , children being a blessing and all .」
Doctor:「Pardon , dear . Need to adjust the probe . Oh , yeah , that 's better . Yup , there 's the critter , see ?」
Arlene:「That 's my baby ?」
Doctor:「It ai n't much more than a head and a heart right now , but that 's all you need , do n't you ?」
Arlene:「Oh , my .」
Doctor:「This one a bit of a surprise ?」
Arlene:「Uh , a little , I guess . My boyfriend and me , we have n't been together for very long .」


Doctor:「Well , at least two , three months by the looks of it .」
Arlene:「Excuse me ?」
Doctor:「Twenty - five millimeters from crown to rump . Yeah , I 'd say the tadpole 's at least nine weeks on .」
Arlene:「Nine weeks ? Are you sure ?」
Doctor:「Maybe ten .」
Scene 12:「Merlotte 's - Tara , Terry , Mike」
Tara:「Terry , phone ! I 'm wiping .」
Terry:「I 'm frying !」
Tara:「Merlotte 's , this is Tara .」
Mike:「Hey , Tara . I 'm glad I caught you . It 's Mike Spencer . How are you ?」
Tara:「Uh , I - I 'm at work . How are you ?」
Mike:「Heh - heh . You know , same old . Uh , well , um , I do n't know if you heard , but the Talley funeral 's today .」
Tara:「The what ? Uh , you know , Eggs . We 're down at the cemetery . Thought you might wanna come over , say goodbye .
 Thanks , Mike . I 'm leaving now . Do n't start without me .」
Scene 13:「Cemetery - Tara , Mike , Sookie , Pastor」
Tara:「Where is everyone ?」
Mike:「Just us . He did n't have any people , as far as I could find . Did n't know who else to call .」
Tara:「Well , I 'm not-- I 'm not blaming you . It 's just at a funeral , you expect , you know , people . Loved ones .」
Mike:「Well , you 're here .」
Tara:「If I 'm the only one here , who paid for all this ?」
Sookie:「I did . I understand if you do n't want me here , but I thought at the very least Eggs deserved a real funeral .」
Tara:「No , come on . The casket 's nice . You did n't have to .」
Sookie:「None of this makes me feel better about anything . But maybe it might help you .」
Tara:「It does n't . I know you mean well . You always have . But there ai n't anything anyone can do right now . Well , at least you got somewhere to come see him now . Might not seem like much , but I like having a place to go when I wanna see Gran . Every time I visit her , it hurts a little bit less . Will you come back home ? It 's okay if you 're still angry with me . I 'll be in Jackson for a couple days . I got a lead on Bill . You can have the house to yourself .
 Lafayette 's making me so crazy I wanna eat the wallpaper .」


Sookie:「I think this is everybody . Friends , we have gathered to pay our final respects to Benedict Talley . Your presence here assures that his memory will not be forgotten , as Christ assures that his soul will not be forsaken . Let us pray that he will find eternal peace and comfort in the arms of our Lord .」
Scene 13:「Cemetery back in 1868 - Bill , Caroline , Loren」
narration:Bill arrives in front of his house when a woman opens the door .
Woman:「Who 's there ? Good God in heaven .」
Bill:「Caroline , my dearest .」
Caroline:「The war ended three years ago . I was sure you had perished .」
Bill:「I 'm home now .」
Caroline:「I have n't slept an hour since you left . I prayed for you . I pleaded with God for your return . Especially in these last few days .」
Bill:「Is it Sarah ? Thomas ? Both ?」
Caroline:「William ... Come . I sent Sarah away to Tennessee . Thomas , he was too young . I tried to protect him .」
Bill:「You did all anyone could . I heard many children were taken . I feared the worst .」
Caroline:「No one will come for him . Undertakers wo n't touch anyone with the pox . I resolved to bury him myself tomorrow .」
Bill:「Thomas ? It 's your papa . I 've come to see you off .」
Caroline:「Oh , William . You 're as cold as the earth .」
narration:She sees his blood tears .
Bill:「No . No . Do not be afraid .」
Caroline:「Are you afflicted ?」
Bill:「I am . I was ... My human life was taken from me .」
Caroline:「Are you a ghost ?」
Bill:「I am here to bury our son .」
Caroline:「Uh ...」
Bill:「I can not be infected .」
Caroline:「What are you ? What are you ? What are you ? Demon ? The devil ? You 've taken my husband . I will not let you take my son .」
Bill:「Caroline , no . Listen .」
Caroline:「Stay back ! Stay-- !」
narration:She shoots him but he heals . She goes out . Lorena 's there .
Bill:「Caroline .」
Lorena:「This is your doing , I assume ?」
Bill:「Unhand her . She is my wife .」
Lorena:「In her condition , she 's hardly more human than animal . Except for her blood , of course .」
Bill:「I will die before I allow you to harm her . Caroline ?」
Caroline:「No , no , no .」
Bill:「Look at me . Look at me .」
Caroline:「No , no , no .」
Bill:「Caroline . Look at me . Caroline .」
Caroline:「Kill me ! I ca n't bear this anymore ! Do what you will with my body . My soul will be safe . My soul will be ...」


Lorena:「William , stop . Darling . Darling Caroline . I 'm so sorry to have to do this to you .」
narration:End of the flash back . Bill wakes up in his bead .
Scene 14:「Jason 's work - Jason , Bud , Lafayette , Hoyt」
narration:Jason passes his exam in a classroom .
Bud:「Can I help you , son ?」
Jason:「Uh . Yeah , Bud . Um ... Can I get another test paper ? There 's something wrong with this one .」
Bud:「I 'd say there 's something wrong with you .」
narration:Jason has no pants on him . Everyone laughs .
Bud:「Jason , wake the f*ck up .」
narration:It was just a dream . Jason is in his truck .
Lafayette:「Jason . Yeah . Yeah ?」
Jason:「Oh , yeah , what 's up ? I was just getting my gloves .」
Lafayette:「I need your authorization on this PWE form before we , us , over yonder working , can do the other side of the road , supervisor .」
Jason:「Yeah , I know what you 're thinking . But I got a lot on my mind lately .」
Lafayette:「That must feel new . Try spending every waking moment mopping up your cousin 's tears and keeping her away from pointy objects . See how much sleep you get then .」
Hoyt:「Holy sh1 t . Hey ! Hey ! Lafayette , Jason , anybody ! Come on , help ! Help !」
Jason:「I 'm coming .」
narration:They found a body .
Hoyt:「It 's ... It 's dead . Got no head . It 's got no head , man . It 's got no head .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 14:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Alcide」
Man 's thought:「That must be her . Said blond and pretty . No wonder the girl 's a magnet for trouble .」
narration:Sookie runs to her house .
Man:「Hey . Hold on . Hey .」
Sookie:「Get your goddamn hands off me !」
Man:「I ai n't trying to hurt you .」
Sookie:「You 're a werewolf . I 've had vampire blood . I 'll kick your ass .」
Man:「Listen . Eric Northman 's the one who sent me . My name 's Alcide Herveaux . I 'm here to look after you .」
Scene 15:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Tommy , Joe Lee , Tommy」
Joe Lee:「Holy crap . Look at this layout . Hey .」
Melinda:「Sam .」
Sam:「Hey , what 's going on ?」
Melinda:「This all yours ?」
Sam:「Yeah . Something the matter or ... ?」
Melinda:「No , no . After you left , we just got to wondering what kind of life you got down here .」


Joe Lee:「We figured we ai n't got nothing else to do today , let 's go see for ourselves . Did n't have to do much looking around to find you .」
Sam:「Uh - huh .」
Tommy:「Never thought any son of mine would have a place like this , though .」
Sam:「Yeah . Well , I thought , uh , I thought we agreed , uh-- Agreed to wait a piece , uh , you know , before getting back together again .」
Melinda:「Ai n't you happy to see us ?」
Sam:「Well , no , I did n't , uh , I did n't say that . I - I just do n't do well with surprises .」
Tommy:「Mama , he does n't want us here .」
Sam:「Hey , no . That 's not true . That 's ... Y'all , uh-- Y'all came all this way , and I 'm buying you lunch . All right ?」
Joe Lee:「All right ! Oh , good .」
Sam:「Whatever you want . Right . Okay ? Come on .」
Joe Lee:「Always dreamed of having my own chicken shack . Right . I would call it Mickens ' Chicken and Chitlins .」
Tommy:「Yeah , that 'll happen .」
Scene 16:「Jason 's work - Bud , Kenya , Andy , Mike」
Kenya:「Mr. Fortenberry states he was clearing the ditch to replace a drainage pipe when he located the victim .」
Andy:「The head and hands are missing , but there 's no blood , so he probably bled out before being brought to the scene . Muscle tissue shows signs of tearing rather than cutting , so it looks like our unsub just tore his head clean off . Only thing I know can do that 's a vampire .」
Mike:「That would explain why there 's no blood .」
Bud:「I quit .」
Andy:「Hey , Bud , wait up . Where you going ?」
Bud:「Did you hear me ? I quit . I 've had it with this sh1 t . Every time we clear one murder , two more spring up . It 's like crabgrass .」
Kenya:「We need you to sign the report .」
Bud:「You sign it . Or you . I do n't care . Take this crap . All of it . Forty - three years and what have I got to show for it ? Gaps in my brain and polyps in my ass . I do n't need this horseshit !」
Scene 17:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Alcide」
Sookie:「The house is in no shape for guests , I know . It 's a long story . I 'll tell you about it in the car .」
Alcide in his head:「I hear you read minds . That true ?」
Sookie:「Yes , it is .」
Alcide in his head:「Son of a bitch . So we could have a whole conversation with me sitting here clamped shut ?」


Sookie:「Well , it 's kind of rude with just the two of us , but in a room full of strangers , it might come in handy .」
Alcide:「I 'll keep that in mind . What I do n't understand is if you had Eric Northman 's blood and all , why he ca n't look after you himself .」
Sookie:「It 's not like that . I 'm not his . How 'd he rope you into taking me to Jackson ?」
Alcide:「My old man , he 's got a construction company in Caddo Parish . Came up a little short on a project . Went to Northman for a loan .」
Sookie:「Would n't be my first choice .」
Alcide:「Yeah , you take what you can get . Only reason I 'm here is to help him get out of debt . I do n't do favors for vamps . Plus , I know the pack is sniffing around . You ai n't getting nowhere without an in .」
Sookie:「Are you friends with them ?」
Alcide:「I would n't call them friends exactly . My ex is banging their leader .」
Sookie:「Sorry .」
Alcide:「That pack is a cancer to our kind . Weres have lived in Jackson for almost 200 years without a single human knowing it . Now these sons of bitches come to town , there 's a crime streak a mile wide . Not to say the rest of us are above violence , but you shut the barn door behind you .」
Sookie:「One of them came after me last night , in here .」
Alcide:「Yeah , Northman mentioned that . Looks like a hell of a fight . You gon na be ready for more of that in Jackson ?」
Sookie:「They took someone I love from me . I do n't know about you , but I was raised to fight back .」
Alcide:「Great . You 'll get us both killed .」
Sookie:「I 'll pack light .」
Scene 17:「Russell 's house - Lorena , Bill , Caroline , Russell , Talbot , Cooter」
narration:Bill 's flash back :
Caroline:「What is she ? Is she your-- ? Your wife ?」
Bill:「No , she is not .」
Caroline:「Will she kill me ?」
Bill:「I will not allow her to hurt you .」
Lorena:「You 've hurt her enough for two lifetimes , William . I warned you . There 's our world and theirs . Between lies only suffering .」
Caroline:「If you can kill me ... please , I beg you , do it now .」
Lorena:「Make her forget . Go on . You brought this upon her . You must undo it .」
Bill:「Caroline . We can never be together . I was never here .」
narration:Bill and Lorena are in the cemetery in front if Thomas ' grave .


Lorena:「Goodbye , young Thomas . The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away . Forever . Do you understand now ?」
narration:End of the flash back . Bill wakes up .
 In another room :
Cooter:「Johnson 's my best goddamn man .」
Russell:「They 're all dumber than a box of rocks .」
Cooter:「Sir , that 's unfair .」
Talbot:「To boxes maybe . Or rocks .」
Russell:「Talbot , dear , we forgot to offer Cooter a refreshment . Could you ?」
Talbot:「Of course . Zima , correct ?」
Cooter:「Sir , it 's been 24 hours , and still no sign of him or the waitress .」
Russell:「Can your pack of imbeciles do nothing right ?」
Cooter:「Somebody got him .」
Lorena:「Eric Northman .」
Russell:「Who ?」
Lorena:「He 's a sheriff under Sophie Anne . He has a perverse interest in that waitress . I 'm sure he 's been watching over her .」
narration:Bill arrives .
Russell:「Ah , Mr. Compton . Good day 's rest ?」
Bill:「I 've considered your offer . My service to Queen Sophie Anne has brought only suffering to me and the humans that I have lived amongst . I recognize that now . For their safety and also for mine ... I hereby renounce my fealty to the kingdom of Louisiana ... and I humbly pledge my loyalty to Your Majesty .」
Russell:「Wonderful . Ah . Wonderful . We do n't need the girl after all .」
Lorena:「You 're letting her go ? But you gave me your word .」
Russell:「I have given my word . To Mr. Compton . And I intend to keep it .」
Scene 18:「Merlotte 's - Jason , Tara」
Jason:「Hey . It 's good to see you working and all .」
Tara:「It 's my job .」
Jason:「No , I know . It 's just , you know , after everything ... it 's good to see you 're okay . I mean , you seem okay . Are you okay ?」
Tara:「I 'm getting there . Little by little .」
Jason:「Well , you know , I lost a lot of people I love too . Loved a lot . And if you ever wanna talk or whatever ... Because you and Sookie are like sisters , and Sookie is my sister , so we 're like family . Even though we ai n't been that close lately .」
Tara:「Thanks . You 're a good friend .」
Jason:「Yeah . Could be better . I should be there for you .」
Tara:「Wish I had you there the night that sh1 t happened .」
Jason:「Yeah , but I was n't there . I mean , the-- I 'm sorry I was n't there , and I 'm sorry it happened .」


Tara:「Jason , what 's with you ? You did n't do anything .」
narration:Jason sees a hole on Tara 's forehead .
Jason:「Uh , Jesus . You know what , you 're right . I should n't beat myself up over it . If you need me , I 'm gon na be over here .」
Tara:「What-- ? Jason .」
narration:Jason leaves .
Scene 19:「Lafayette 's house - Lafayette , Eric」
Lafayette:「God-- This m*therf*cker .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hello , sweetheart . Hop in .」
Lafayette:「Listen . Listen , I moved what I could . I mean , even at half off , the sh1 t is still expensive . I 'm gon na need some more time .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Relax . You 'll ruin your new ride .」
Lafayette:「Huh ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Pam 's been a bit harsh lately . She 's under a lot of pressure . I thought it would be a good time for a small gift to my , uh , top salesman .」
Lafayette:「What 's the catch ?」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , you 'll have to pay the insurance . I 'm not an idiot . And I 'm gon na have to sell you the car for $ 1 to avoid that pesky gift tax . Mind you , it may look a little , uh , out of place parked outside of that strange plywood hut you live in .」
Lafayette:「No , I ai n't taking on no more of your sh1 t .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have great value , Lafayette . You 're discreet , efficient , and you have a network of loyal customers with enormous disposable income . You could become quite wealthy if you wanted to .」
Lafayette:「I do n't need no more money .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No ? I never thought of you as lacking in ambition . But perhaps you 're content with moth - eaten afghans and secondhand furniture .」
Lafayette:「I 'll think about it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't make me wait too long . You can owe me the dollar .」


Scene 1:「Fangtasia - Longshadow , Eric , Pam , Bill , Sookie , Ginger」
narration:Longshadow tries to strangle Sookie . Ginger is shouting .
Pam:「Ginger , enough .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Thank you .」
narration:Before Longshadow could bite Sookie , Bill kills him . Ginger screams and vomit .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Humans . Honestly , Bill , I do n't know what you see in them .」
narration:Credit
Scene 2:「In the toilets of Fangtasia - Sookie」
narration:Sookie cleans up .
Scene 3:「Fangtasia - Pam , Ginger , Eric , Bill」
narration:Ginger is cleaning the floor .
Ginger:「How did I end up with you people ? Jesus . Mother Mary in heaven . I 'm so sorry , Mama . I 'm so sorry .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「When Ginger is finished , glamour her for me .」
Pam:「Are you sure ? She 's been glamoured one too many times already . Who knows how much of her is left .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's either that or turn her . You want her ?」
Pam:「Please , I 'm not that desperate . Glamour it is .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Excellent . ( To Bill ) Come . I 'll buy you a Blood .」
Scene 4:「Fangtasia , in Eric 's office - Eric , Bill」
narration:Eric gives a bottle of True Blood to Bill .
Bill:「Thank you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How do you stomach that stuff ? Do n't you find it metallic and vile ?」
Bill:「I do n't think about it . It 's sustenance , that 's all . ( Eric laughs ) What ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「If you 're their poster boy , the mainstreaming movement is in very deep trouble . Tru Blood . It keeps you alive , but it will bore you to death .」
Bill:「Let 's cut to the chase , shall we ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You killed a vampire , Bill . For a human . What are we gon na do about this ?」
Bill:「What do you have un mind ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll take the girl .」
Bill:「No . You can have anyone . Why do you want her ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Why do you want her ? You 're not in live with her , are you ?」
Bill:「Sookie must be protected .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「That sounds like an edict . But it could n't be , because I would know about that . Admit it . You love her .」
Bill:「If I had n't done what I did , would you have let his disloyalty stand ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Whatever I did to Longshadow , I would not have done in front of witnesses . Especially not vampire witnesses . Not smart , Bill . Not smart at all .」
Scene 5:「In Jason 's truck - Jason , Amy , Eddie」
Jason:「All I 'm saying is , Lafayette did n't have to kidnap him . And I 'm pretty sure he left with some V.」
Amy:「Hey . If you wanna make the same arrangement with Eddie Lafayette 's done , have at it . This is just the only thing I could think of to get you blowing your first vampire .」
Jason:「You done this before , have n't you ?」
Amy:「Done what ?」
Jason:「This . Kidnapping vampires . Jesus . I should have known something was n't right the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy . Any woman with a purse that big 's bound to have something in it I do n't wanna know about .」


Amy:「Jason . Baby , you 're sweet , but you 've got ta mellow out .」
narration:She turns the radio on .
Jason:「The f*ck is this hippie music ?」
Amy:「Shh .」
Scene 6:「In the toilet of Fangtasia - Sookie , Pam , Ginger」
narration:Sookie continues to clean up . Pam arrives and gives her clothes .
Pam:「Put these on .」
Sookie:「Oh , thank you , but I 'm fine , really . I 'm just gon na dry out my hair and be on my way .」
Pam:「You 're not going anywhere . Eric and your boyfriend are n't nearly done talking just yet .」
Sookie:「Os Bill in some kind of trouble ?」
Pam:「That 's for the boys to figure out . Right now , what you need to do is change out of your clothes . There 's vampire in your cleavage .」
Sookie:「Okay .」
Pam:「Allow me .」
narration:Pam removes the peace of vampire of Sookie 's cleavage .
Sookie:「Thank you .」
Pam:「I 'm beginning to understand the fuss everyone 's making over you .」
narration:Ginger enters .
Ginger:「Oh , hey there , Pam . Oh , who 's your new friend ?」
Pam:「Ginger , Sookie . Sookie , Ginger .」
Ginger:「Nice to meet you , Sookie .」
Sookie:「Right . Nice to meet you too .」
Ginger:「Oh , you do n't have to be so scared . They 're really very nice here .」
Scene 7:「At Jason 's basement - Jason , Amy , Eddie」
Jason:「You got him ?」
Amy:「Yeah . Tape the windows shut . Here . Clear this out . We got ta clear all this sh1 t out .」
Jason:「Lift his legs .」
Amy:「Ready ?」
Jason:「How 's this gon na go ?」
Amy:「Tie his arm there . ( She finds an oxygen masque ) What ?」
Jason:「I guess I got a little paranoid after 9/11 .」
Amy:「No , because after New York and D.C. , terrorists were gon na come to Bon Temps .」
Jason:「And I said I was paranoid .」
Amy:「Get his feet .」
Eddie:「What are you gon na do to me ?」
Jason:「Yeah , I was kind of wondering that myself .」
Amy:「We 're gon na drink from him .」
Jason:「And then what ?」
Eddie:「Yeah ?」
Jason ( to Eddie ):「Dude , I got this . ( To Amy ) What 's the plan ?」
Amy:「Jason , can you please try to live in the now with me .」


Jason angry:「I do live on the now . In fact , I 've gone entire months without thinking about sh1 t . But the truth is , right now , the now kind of sucks . And if we both ca n't admit that , then we are 100 percent f * * * * * * .」
narration:Amy takes some blood from Eddie .
Amy ( showing the blood she took ):「Who wants the first taste ?」
Jason:「I ai n't doing it . Not like this .」
Eddie ( whispering ):「Thank you .」
Jason:「I said , stop talking to me .」
Amy:「Come with me , baby . Do n't let your fear get in your way .」
Jason:「Look , it ai n't fear , all right ? It 's just ... ( low so that Eddie ca n't listen ) He 's looking me right in the eye . It ai n't right . Look at him .」
Amy:「Fine . I 'll see you when I get back .」
narration:Jason stops her before she can swallow some blood .
Jason:「Wait , wait , wait . Ai n't you supposed to cut it with aspirin ?」
Amy:「No , there 's no risk of clotting when the V 's this fresh .」
narration:She swallows the blood that is in the plug .
Amy:「My God .」
Jason:「You look ... really happy .」
Amy:「Come on , baby . Come with me .」
narration:She gives him the plug .
Eddie ( to Jason ):「Do n't . Do n't do it .」
Jason:「I said , do n't talk to me .」
narration:He takes the plug and drinks the rest of the blood .
Scene 8:「At Miss Jeanette - Miss Jeanette , Tara」
Tara:「What exactly did you do to my mama ?」
Miss Jeanette:「You were here . You saw it .」
Tara:「Yeah , but I wanna know exactly how and why it worked . Cause I 'm already taking a monster leap of faith even considering this demon crap .」
Miss Jeanette:「Fine , then . It 's like this . Your mind , your body ... it 's just a physical manifestation of your soul . And your soul is sick .」
Tara:「My soul do n't wanna get ripped off .」
Miss Jeanette:「How 's your mama doing ?」
Tara:「She 's doing great . But she believes in sh1 t like this . I do n't .」
Miss Jeanette:「If you do n't believe , then why did you come all the way here tonight ?」
Tara:「How much it 'll cost me ?」
Miss Jeanette:「Seven - ninety - nine , ninety - five .」
Tara ( shocked ):「What ?」
Miss Jeanette:「Seven - ninety - nine , ninety - five . Cup of rum 's on the house .」
Tara:「Well , my mama paid less than half that .」


Miss Jeanette:「What I do takes varying amounts of energy and involves varying amounts of risk . Now , what you got inside you is much more powerful than what your mama had . Much more dangerous too .」
Tara:「I 'm worse than her ? I once found that woman on the ground , eating her own vomit because she did n't wanna waste the alcohol she lost bringing it all up .」
Miss Jeanette:「Think about it . But not for too long . You ca n't afford to keep pushing people away . Your loneliness is spreading to your eyes . It 's becoming a part of who you are .」
Tara:「You 're one hell of a saleswoman , are n't you ?」
Miss Jeanette:「Next time you 're alone , stand in the mirror and count backwards from 10 . If you can get all the way down to zero , then I 'm wrong . But if you ca n't stand your own company for 10 seconds , how you gon na expect to do it for the rest of your life ?」
Scene 9:「In front of Sookie 's house - Bill , Sookie」
narration:Sookie and Bill are walking from his car to Sookie 's house .
Sookie:「So you 're not in any trouble ?」
Bill:「A simple slap on the wrist , that 's all .」
Sookie:「You swear ? Pam made it sound like ...」
Bill ( interrupting her ):「Pam was turned almost a hundred years ago and yet somehow still behaves as though every day were Halloween . She 's all drama and theatrics . I assure you , everything 's gon na be fine .」
narration:They enter Sookie 's house .
Sookie:「I 'm gon na take a shower . I still feel like there 's blood all over me .」
narration:She turns on the light and sees blood on the wall .
Bill:「Do n't look up .」
narration:Tina is on the ventilator , dead .
Sookie ( shouting ):「Aaaaaaaaaaaaah !」
Scene 10:「At Jason 's - Jason , Amy , Eddie」
narration:Jason and Amy are naked , kissing , under V.
Amy:「Wait , wait , wait . First , we have to thank the vampire for the gifts that he 's bestowed upon us . ( To Eddie ) We are grateful ...」
Eddie:「F * * * you .」
Amy:「... for your gift to us . ( To Jason ) Ignore him .」
narration:Jason and Amy imagine their selves in a beautiful forest . They are swimming in the air , naked .
Amy:「Can you see it ?」
Jason:「Where are we ?」
Amy:「Nowhere . Everywhere . Together .」
narration:Eddie look at them , and is crying blood .
Scene 10:「At Sookie 's - Bill , Sookie」
narration:They are on Sookie 's bed .
Bill:「Are n't you tired ?」
Sookie:「Every time I close my eyes , I see her face .」
Bill:「Your cat ?」


Sookie:「Gran . But now that you mention it , Tina 's in there too .」
Bill:「You do know that I 'm not gon na let anything happen to you ? That I am here for you to protect you .」
Sookie:「And what if I do n't wanna need to be protected ? What if wanting to be protected makes me feel like the helpless little girls I used to be all over again ?」
Bill:「Sookie . All of the things that you need to be protected from , all of the trouble you 're in , you 're in because of me . So you needing to be protected has nothing to de with you or who you are . All of it is my fault . So why do n't you just go to sleep and let me be the one to worry about it ?」
Sookie:「Bill , all the trouble I 'm in , it 's mine . I chose it . I chose it when I chose you .」
Bill:「Yes , but ...」
Sookie:「Do n't you think I wanna blame somebody else ? But what I did to my Gran and now to poor Tina , it 's my fault . And it 's sweet of you to try to take it on for me , but if I let you , I 'd be so mad at you , I 'd never be able to look at you again . And right now your face is just about the only thing getting me by . So why do n't you just leave it on me , okay ?」
Bill:「Very well .」
narration:He kisses her .
Sookie:「Night , Bill .」
Bill:「Night , Sookie .」
narration:She closes her eyes and sees her Gran on the kitchen 's ground , dead in her blood . She opens her eyes suddenly .
Scene 11:「At Jason 's garden - Amy , Jason , Eddie」
narration:Amy is in the garden , and someone is watching her .
Someone:「You 're a f*cking dead woman .」
Amy ( screaming , fainting to be scared ):「Oh , my God !」
narration:Jason jumps and laughs .
Amy ( smiling ):「Honestly , you are like a little boy .」
Jason:「Did I scare you ?」
narration:He takes off the oxygen mask and put it on his head ,
Jason ( smiling ):「Yeah」
Amy:「Come here , lie down . I wanna show you something .」
narration:He lies down near her on a cover , near her ,
Jason:「What are we looking at ?」
Amy:「The trees . But we 're not just looking , we 're listening too .」
Jason:「Listening to the trees ?」
Amy:「Can you hear that ?」
Jason:「It 's like the leaves are talking !」
Amy:「They 're laughing .」
Jason:「Yeah , because they 're ticklish .」
Amy:「That 's right .」
Jason:「Amy ?」
Amy:「Yeah , baby .」
Jason:「We still high ?」
Amy:「No , baby .」


Jason:「Because I do n't normally talk like this . Plus , I 'm feeling kind of lightheaded too .」
Amy:「You 're talking like this because your mind is starting to open up . And you 're lightheaded because you have n't eaten anything . So here . ( She sits and gives him to eat ) Have an almond , they 're raw .」
narration:He eats the almond .
Jason:「Oh , my God . These crazy good .」
Amy:「We got ta change the way you eat . Raw foods . Nothing processed . Because the cleaner the body , the cleaner the soul , the cleaner the experience .」
Jason:「Cleaner than last night ?」
Amy:「Much cleaner .」
narration:They kiss .
Eddie ( shouting from the house ):「Amy !」
Amy:「He 'll stop . He 'll stop .」
Eddie ( shouting ):「Jason !」
narration:Jason stops kissing Amy .
Jason:「Ai n't you worried somebody 's gon na hear him ?」
Amy:「You live in the middle of nowhere of the middle of nowhere .」
Jason:「Yeah , I guess but ...」
Amy ( interrupting him ):「He is n't a person , Jason .」
Jason:「Did I say he was ? All I 'm saying is ... My truck , for example . It ai n't a person either . But I still fill it with gas and give it oil from time to time .」
Amy:「You 're saying we should feed him now ?」
Jason:「Ai n't he gon na die if we do n't ?」
Amy:「Who cares ?」
Jason:「I just ... I still think we should have a plan , that 's all .」
Amy:「I do have one .」
Jason:「Oh , yeah ?」
Amy:「And here it is . Everything 's gon na work out , because it has to .」
Jason:「That ai n't a plan .」
Amy:「Because when I 'm with you , what I feel ... I 've never felt that with anybody else ever before . And I 'm a person that a lot of bad stuff has happened to in the past and so I deserve this . I love you . ( Jason does n't answer and drinks ) Oh , my God . Oh , my God . I mean , why is it we all need to be loved but then when somebody finally says , " I love you " , people just run scared . I love you , Jason Stackhouse , whether you like it or not . I 'm not afraid to admit it .」
Jason:「Know what ? You 're right . F * * * * it . I love you too .」
narration:They kiss .
Amy:「Say it again .」
Jason:「I love ...」
Amy:「Come on .」
Jason:「You get it once , that 's all .」
Scene 12:「At Tara 's house - Tara , Letti Mae , Sam」
narration:Tara is in her bathroom , in front of the mirror .
Tara:「Ten , nine , eight , s ...」


narration:Letti Mae comes in .
Tara ( shouting ):「Do n't you knock ? What if I was doing something private ?」
Letti Mae:「I taught you that was a sin against God . If I walk in on you doing it , it 's your problem .」
Tara:「What do you want ?」
Letti Mae:「Sam Merlotte 's here to see you . You ai n't sleeping with him ?」
narration:Tara get out of the bathroom and goes in the entrance , her mother follows her .
Tara:「What makes you jump to that conclusion ?」
Letti Mae:「He brung flowers . Men only bring flowers if they already slept with you and looking again . That especially goes for white men , as black men are less prone to grovel .」
narration:Tara opens the door .
Tara:「What do you want , Sam ?」
Sam:「To apologize for what I said that hurt your feelings and sort things out between you and me .」
Letti Mae:「That 's a load . It 's s*x he wants .」
Tara:「Mama .」
narration:Tara goes out .
Sam:「She drinking again ?」
Tara:「No . That 's her , stone - cold sober . Look , you should go .」
Sam:「Why ?」
Tara:「Because I 'm just too f*****-up for this .」
Sam:「You 're not even the most f*****-up person in this house , much less this town .」
Tara:「What do you think this is between us ? We were clear from the beginning it was just gon na be us f * * * * * * .」
Sam:「It 's too late for that .」
Tara:「What are you , a masochist ?」
Sam:「No , not at all . But I 've spent my life running away from people or pinning my hopes on somebody I ca n't have . I 'm done with that . Like it or not , you 've reminded me that I 'm a social animal . I 'd rather deal with your f*****-up sh1 t than be alone .」
Tara:「Here 's some f*****-up sh1 t for you . Do you know that right now I have myself thinking I have a demon inside me ? The only way to get it out is have some lady who lives in a bus in a swamp perform 800 $ exorcism on me that there 's no way in hell I can afford ?」
Sam:「Waw .」
Tara:「Yeah . So go ahead . Now tell me you still want something more with me .」
Sam:「Not if it 's gon na be like this . But I 'd like it if we could ...」
Tara:「Well , we ca n't , all right ? Look , just go , okay ? Get out of here and save us both a lot of misery .」
Sam:「All right , I 'll see you at work .」
narration:She goes back home and he throws the flowers on the ground .


Scene 13:「At Merlotte 's - Amy , Arlene , Sam」
narration:Amy is looking at Arlene 's ring .
Amy:「Oh , my God , it 's beautiful .」
Arlene:「I know , right ?」
Amy:「So you guys having an engagement party or what ?」
narration:They are at the bar now .
Arlene ( loud enough so that Sam could hear them ):「We 'd like to , but I do n't know where we 'd throw it . You know , our place is n't big enough .」
Sam:「You could have it here , if you like .」
Arlene:「Oh , thanks . But I would n't wanna put you out .」
Sam:「You would n't be . It 'd be like any night , except I 'd close the place to the public for you and your dearest .」
Arlene:「Oh , wow , Sam , that would be amazing . Except I was thinking could we do it in the warehouse next door ? Or even outside ? Because if we did it in here , it 'd feel like work , you know ?」
Sam:「You were thinking , huh ? About the party I only just now offered to throw for you ?」
Arlene:「You are a spectacular man , Sam Merlotte .」
Sam:「And you are one hell of a conniving suck - up when you need to be . I 'll cover the catering and the band . The alcohol and all the other incidentals are on you and Rene .」
Arlene:「Got it . And I may be conniving but I still mean it . You are gon na make some woman extremely happy one day .」
Sam:「Maybe someday I 'll meet a woman willing to take that chance with me .」
narration:Sookie arrives , furious .
Sam:「Morning , Sookie .」
Sookie:「Ai n't nothing good about this morning .」
Scene 14:「On the road , at Jason 's job - Jason , Lafayette , Rene , Hoyt」
narration:Jason is eating on his truck , listening to the trees .
 Hoyt and Lafayette are on another truck , eating .
Lafayette:「" Secret Sauce " ? Who you f * * * * * * kidding ? Since when is it right to call mayonnaise a f * * * * * * secret ?」
Hoyt:「I do n't know . I kind of like it , though .」
Lafayette:「You can like it all you want to . It 's still mayonnaise .」
Jason ( shouting to Rene ):「What are you thinking ?」
Rene:「Thinking f*cking roots should learn where to grow .」
narration:Jason removes his helmet .
Jason:「What ?」
narration:Rene begins to dig the root with the chain saw .
Jason:「What ? Rene . What ? ( He jumps from his truck and run to stop Rene ) Hey ! Hey ! Rene !」
narration:Jason make Rene fall .
Rene ( shouting ):「The f * * * , man ?」


narration:Hoyt and Lafayette run to them .
Hoyt ( shouting ):「Shut it down .」
Rene:「Get the f * * * off me .」
narration:Lafayette pushes back Jason .
Lafayette ( to Jason ):「What the f * * * is wrong with you ? You got a screw to loose ?」
Rene ( shouting ):「You could 've killed me .」
Jason:「I 'm sorry , I know , but it ai n't just some root growing out of nowhere . It 's connected to that tree . Everything we see , man , it 's all connected .」
Rene:「The f * * * you talking about ? You some kind of treehugger now ? You gon na kill your buddy to save a tree ?」
Lafayette ( to Rene ):「Chill , son .」
Rene ( shouting ):「I could give a f * * * if you 're sorry . I 'm about to get married . There are people that count on me .」
Lafayette ( to Rene ):「Okay , come on , let 's get you cleaned up .」
narration:Rene and Lafayette go .
Jason:「S * * * .」
Hoyt:「Hey . Is everything all right , J ?」
Jason:「t , were you on the football team ?」
Hoyt:「No .」
Jason ( taking him by the shirt ):「Were you on the football team ?」
Hoyt:「No , I was n't .」
narration:Jason put him down .
Jason ( shouting ):「Then you do not call me J. you got that ?」
narration:Hoyt pushes him .
Hoyt:「Yeah . Yeah . I 'm ... Yeah , I 'm sorry .」
narration:Hoyt goes .
Jason:「Goddamn it . Goddamn it .」
Scene 15:「At Merlotte 's - Andy , Sookie , Amy」
Sookie:「What can I get for you today ?」
Andy:「Your boss around ?」
Sookie:「Tell him you 're looking for him . What can I get you ?」
Andy:「Do n't know , I have n't decided yet .」
narration:Sookie sit in front of him .
Sookie:「Then while you make up your mind how about I tell you what you can get for me ? I would love whoever 's killing off my family 's head on a platter . Think you could arrange that for me ?」
Andy:「I do n't appreciate your tone , Miss Stackhouse .」
Sookie:「I do n't appreciate officers of the law enjoying casual lunches while there 's a killer trying to hunt me . Did you know he got into my house again last night ?」
Andy:「He did ?」
Sookie:「Yes , and he killed my cat . Cut her head off and took it with him .」
Andy:「Jesus . How come you did n't call the station ?」


Sookie:「All the station would 've done is send you . You 'd still be here acting as though you do n't know what you 're gon na order even though you always wind up having the cheeseburger .」
Amy:「Hey there , detective Bellefleur , I 'll take you order .」
Sookie:「No , it 's my table .」
Amy:「I got it . Just take a break . It 'll do you some good .」
narration:Sookie leaves .
Amy:「What can I get for you ?」
Andy:「Go with the goddamn cheeseburger and fries .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 16:「Outside the Merlotte 's - Amy , Sookie」
narration:Sookie is on a bench when Amy joins her .
Amy:「Hey , you . Listen , you all right ?」
Sookie:「Sometimes I wish I smoked , you know ? So you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something 's wrong with you .」
Amy:「Okay . I 'm really sorry about your cat .」
Sookie:「Maybe I should n't have come in today .」
Amy:「Yeah , I was gon na say , why did you ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . Maybe because lately it seems like if I called in sick every time somebody I loved got murdered I 'd never make it in for a day of work .」
Amy:「Do n't you think Sam would understand ?」
Sookie:「I guess . But if I went home , what would you do ?」
Amy:「Me ? What 's it got to do with me ?」
narration:Amy seats near Sookie .
Sookie:「With Arlene doing nothing but showing off her ring you 'd be the only one waiting tables .」
Amy:「Yeah , she is gon na be a handful , that one .」
Sookie:「Can you imagine what she was like the first time she got married ? What about you ? You ever been married ?」
Amy:「Is this the part where the sister asks what the girl 's intentions are with her brother ?」
Sookie:「Because right now , I am all about protecting Jason .」
Amy:「He misses you , Sookie .」
Sookie:「Right .」
Amy:「No , he does . I mean , between your grandma passing and then what happened afterwards with you ...」
Sookie:「He told you about that ?」
Amy:「He could n't not . I mean , he 's a mess about it .」
Sookie:「Well , you would n't know it .」
Amy:「Look , I know what you must think of him . And I get why you 're mad at him , I do . But he loves you . You still got people around you who love you . And all I can hope is that maybe one day , I can be counted in among those people .」
Sookie:「You are way too good for him . You know that , right ?」
Amy:「Of course I know that . I 'm not stupid .」


Scene 17:「At Jason 's - Jason , Eddie」
narration:Jason arrives home and turns on the tv .
Tv Reverend Whitley:「You can call me all the names you want , but I am confident in my position that when the day comes I meet my Maker , it is I would be allowed to pass through the gates into the glory of eternity .」
Tv animator:「Thank you , reverend Whitley . Miss Flanagan , would you like to turn the conversation back to the Vampire Rights Amendment ?」
Jason:「Shut up , shut up .」
TV Nan Flanagan:「After the massacre of three of our kind in Louisiana this week , I think the world should take notice of the fact that we have not retaliated . And we will not . Which leaves us with the question of exactly who is hunting whom out there in America tonight ?」
TV animator:「I applaud your rhetoric . That was very impressive .」
narration:Eddie shouts form the basement .
Jason ( to Eddie ):「sh1 t the f * * * up !」
TV Reverend Whitley:「But I warn my fellow citizens that her message is false .」
narration:Jason goes sown in the basement .
Eddie:「Thank you . Thank you . Please , I ...」
Jason ( shouting ):「What is it ?」
Eddie:「I need you to move me . Too much pain . This chair , it 's digging into my skin .」
Jason:「Thought y' all could n't feel pain .」
Eddie:「When you do n't drink your body ... Your whole body aches more than anything I ever felt when I was alive . Please ?」
Jason:「Well , if I move you , will you shut up ?」
Eddie:「I promise .」
Jason:「This better not be a trick .」
Eddie:「It 's not .」
Jason:「And do n't you f * * * * * * bite me .」
Eddie:「I do n't event have the energy . Just , please ?」
narration:Jason begins to move him .
Jason:「Jesus . For a vampire , you sure are a doughy f * * * .」
Eddie:「I 'm sorry . Aaaaah .」
Jason:「There . That any better ?」
Eddie:「I think so , yeah .」
Jason:「Yeah , good , because now I 'm all f*****-up .」
Scene 18:「Merlotte 's - Tara , Sam」
narration:Tara enters and takes her clothes and sees an envelope full of money .
Tara:「What the hell ?」
narration:Sam is at the bar . Tara arrives .
Tara:「I found an envelope full of cash in my cubby .」
Sam:「Yeah ?」
Tara:「You know anything about it ?」
Sam:「We 'll talk after work .」
Tara:「Sam , you know I ca n't ...」
Sam:「I said , after work , all right ? Anyone needs me , I 'll be in my office .」


Scene 19:「At Bill 's house - Bill , Eric , Pam , Chow」
narration:Bill plays golf at the wii .
Wii voice:「Yes , he 's done it again . Another lovely shot . A hole in one .」
narration:The doorbell rings . Bill turns off the wii and goes to open the door . It 's Eric , Pam and Chow .
Bill:「Eric . Pam .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Bill , Chow . Chow , Bill .」
narration:They enter .
Chow ( to Bill ):「Nice to meet you」
Pam:「Chow is Longshadoow 's replacement .」
Bill:「I take it by your being here , there was no way around it , then ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ca n't really say . Did n't exactly look into it .」
Bill ( to Pam ):「Tell me , do you enjoy living halfway up his backside the way you do ?」
Pam:「Yes , it 's nice . You should try it .」
Bill ( to Eric ):「We 're gon na have to stop by the bar where Sookie works first . She needs to know that I 'll be gone . Do n't forget how this started . She came to Fangtasia to help you .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Fine . Go to the bar .」
Pam:「Might be smart to check out the competition .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , indeed .」
Chow ( to Bill ):「What 's your game ?」
Bill:「Excuse me ?」
Chow:「You were playing Wii . What 's your game ?」
Bill:「Golf .」
Chow:「What 's your best score on Pebble Beach ?」
Bill:「Seven under .」
Chow:「Mine 's 11 under .」
Bill ( to Eric ):「I liked Longshadow better .」
Scene 20:「At Jason 's basement - Jason , Eddie」
Eddie:「It still hurts ?」
Jason ( doing stretching ):「No , that went right away . I guess that 's a perk of me doing V. But this ... this stretching just feels so goddamn f * * * * * * good .」
Eddie:「Another perk .」
Jason:「Yeah . What 's with the weight , dude ? I thought all you vampires were supposed to be in shape .」
Eddie:「We are what we were when we turned . I led a very sedentary life .」
Jason:「What 's sedentary ?」


Eddie:「Desk job . I was an accountant . Sat around a lot , ate a lot of junk food .」
Jason:「Well , how 's someone go from being an accountant to being a vampire ?」
Eddie:「It was n't the straightest of lines . I always had this sense that it was n't really my life I was leading . But I convinced myself it was the life I wanted . Then one day , about a year ago , I came home from work to find my wife crying like her whole family had just died . Turns out my son had had a fist fight at school . So one of the kids suggested to him that I might be a " f * * * * * * faggot " .」
Jason:「Well , kids are m * * * * * * .」
Eddie:「That 's precisely the reaction my wife wanted me to have . And when I did n't ...」
Jason ( putting his shoes ):「What , she never even had a clue ?」
Eddie:「How could she , when even I did n't ?」
Jason:「I 'm sorry .」
Eddie:「Do n't be . Comes a point is life when you realize everything you know about yourself , it 's all just conditioning . It 's the rare man who truly knows who he is . At least accomplished that .」
Jason:「I guess it helps that you do n't look all that gay . Most of the gays I 've come across they look like ...」
Eddie:「You . You 're what we 're supposed to look like . Anyway , after she left me and took my kid I went to a gay bar , hit on a couple of men . Got laughed at . Or pitied . Then I saw this one guy . He was even less of a looker than me and he had beautiful young men all over him . Somebody told me he was a vampire . And I guess I just thought」
Jason:「That 's crazy .」
Eddie:「I told you it was n't the straightest of lines .」
Jason:「So how did it work out for you ? With the guys and everything ?」
Eddie:「Well ... you tell me .」
Scene 21:「At Merlotte 's - Sookie , client , Bill , Eric , Pam , Chow , Tara , Amy」
Sookie ( taking an order ):「Okay .」
narration:Bill enters the bar .
Client:「I 'll have that on the side too .」
Sookie:「Okay , coming right up .
 Bill , what 's going on ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This place is even more depressing than I thought it 'd be .」


Sookie ( to Bill ):「What are they doing here ?」
Bill:「Give me a minute , then we 'll talk . Where 's Sam ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . Why ?」
Tara:「He 's in his office .」
Bill ( to Eric ):「Try to behave yourself .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't I always ?」
Scene 22:「In Sam 's office .」
narration:Sam is in his office when Bill knocks at the door .
Sam:「Yeah ?」
Bill:「Bill Compton . I need a minute of your time , if that 's all right .」
Sam:「It 's open .」
narration:Bill and Chow enter .
Sam:「Who 's this ?」
Bill:「His name 's Chow .」
Sam:「He need to be in my office too ?」
Bill:「Yes . I have very little time , so I 'll be brief . I 've been called away . And I need you to watch over Sookie , protect her when I 'm gone .」
Sam:「Well , that 's just priceless .」
Bill:「Do n't expect her to be too keen on the idea . Sookie hates feeling like she does n't have independence .」


Sam:「I 'm really starting to get fed up with you telling me who Sookie is .」
Bill:「I know . And I also know how you feel about her , and I do n't like it . But I 'm asking you because you 're the only one I can ask . You 're the only person I know of who can protect her in my absence . Will you do it ?」
Sam:「Of course I will . But I 'll be doing it for her , not for you .」
Bill:「Thank you .」
narration:Bill and Chow leave .
Scene 23:「At Merlotte 's - Eric , Pam , Sookie , Bill」
Bill ( to everyone ):「So simply present this card at the door when you get to Fangtasia ( Pam distribute the card ) and the first round is on me .」
Pam:「Also , Thursdays are ladies nights , so be sure to bring a date . ( To a client ) That is , if you can get one .」
A friend of this client:「She got you .」
A client:「Thanks , ma'am .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not him . He does n't get one .」
Client:「What gives , bro ?」
narration:Eric comes near him .


Coach Eric Taylor:「What 'd you do to your arm there ... bro ? ( Bill comes . To Bill ) I take it your business here is done ?」
Bill:「I came to talk to Sookie .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll give you three minutes . We have a tribunal to get to .」
Sookie:「What ?」
Bill:「Come with me .」
narration:He brings her outside .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , before I go , a word of advice」
Scene 24:「Out of the Merlotte 's - Sookie , Bill , Eric , Pam , Chow , Tara」
Bill ( to Sookie ):「I have no choice , I have to go .」
Sookie:「Why ?」
Bill:「Because I killed a vampire .」
Sookie:「I know that , I was there , remember ? He was gon na kill mw . You were defending me .」
Bill:「if one of you killed another one of you defending one of us , there would be a tribunal .」
Sookie:「I 'll come with you then .」
Bill:「No .」
Sookie:「I can and I 'm going to . I wanna testify for you .」


Bill:「Damn it , you ca n't . You ca n't come . And you ca n't testify . You will not be welcomed there .」
Sookie:「You lied to me . You said everything was gon na be okay but it 's not , is it ?」
Bill:「I honestly do n't know .」
Eric ( a little far from them ):「Ticktock , Bill」
Sookie:「Bill ...」
Bill:「Just look after yourself , all right ? I 've asked Sam to watch over you .」
Sookie:「Wish you had n't have done that .」
Bill:「Be smart , Sookie , and just let him . There 's still somebody out there who wants to kill you .」
Sookie:「Fine . I will .」
Bill:「Thank you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And time .」
narration:Sookie and Bill kiss . Tara arrive and sees them from far .
Pam:「If I had any feelings , I 'd have the chills right about now .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not me . ( Loud ) Bill . Now .」


Scene 1:「FoS - Sookie , Gabe , Godric , Eric , Jason , Sarah , Steve , Brent , Kyle」
narration:Sookie , Gabe , Godric and Hugo are in the basement . Sookie is rebuttoning her dress while Godric is taking care of Gabe .
Gabe:「Godric , it 's me !」
narration:Godric kills the man .
Godric [ To Sookie ]:「You should not have come .」
narration:They both hear screams .
Sookie:「Bill !」
Godric:「No.[Closing his eyes ] I 'm here my child . Down here .」
narration:Eric appears .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Godric .」
narration:He kneels down .
Godric:「You were a fool for sending humans after me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I had no other choice . These savages they ... they seek to destroy you .」
Godric:「I 'm aware of what they 've planned . [ Pointing Hugo ] This one betrayed you .」
Sookie:「He 's with the fellowship . They set a trap for us .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How long has it been since you 've fed ?」
Godric:「I require very little blood anymore .」
narration:The alarms start .


Godric:「Save the human . [ To Sookie ] Go with him .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm not leaving your side until you are ...」
Godric:「I can take care of myself .」
Sookie:「Come on ! We have to go .」
Godric:「Spill no blood on the way out . Go !」
narration:Eric and Sookie leave the room .
 Credits
 Jason is lying on the ground and notices the red stain on his chest .
Jason:「I 'm alive .」
narration:He stares at Sarah .
Jason:「Holy sh1 t . God saved me . I 'm safe .」
Sarah Newlin:「Oh for Heaven 's sake grow a brain cell ! [ Showing the gun ] Paintballs !」
Jason:「What ... You crazy bitch !」
Sarah Newlin:「I let you into my house , into my bed and into my heart . All I stood for , all I believed in , I violated to be with you !」
Jason:「Okay .」
Sarah Newlin:「I gave you everything for a lie . You 're worse than Judas .」
Jason:「Why , what did he do to you ?」
Sarah Newlin:「Ugh . f*ck you ! [ shoots him again , in the groin ]」


Jason:「OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS . OK , I 'm sorry OK ? Just , tell me what you want me to say , do n't shoot me again ...」
Sarah Newlin:「You came to prey on me ; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran !」
Jason:「No , I did n't ... Okay , I ran . But it was n't from you . It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection . Why 'd you have to go and tell him ?」
Sarah Newlin:「Tell him ? I did n't tell him anything . He 's the one who told me !」
Jason:「[ standing ] Wait , wait , wait , wait . Told you what ?」
Sarah Newlin:「There are wolves in our hen house . We must defend our flock .」
Jason:「[ confused ] What 's that got to do with-」
Sarah Newlin:「We have your sister !」
Jason:「Sookie 's in the church ?」
Sarah Newlin:「She came in yesterday , spouting the same lies you told !」
Jason:「Now you listen to me . She 's got nothing to do with this .」
Sarah Newlin:「You Stackhouses ... you 're nothing but a bunch of heartless , two - faced vampire fuckers !」
Jason:「[ grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down ] Do n't you ever talk about my sister like that ! If I find out any of you so much has touched her , I 'm gon na come back here ... and it wo n't be with no f*ckin ' PAINT GUN !」
narration:Jason takes the car and leaves .
 Back to the FoS Church , people are running away .
Steve one Loudspeaker:「Brothers and sisters , we are on lockdown . Women with children , please take them to our classroom buildings . Men , and able - bodied women , security personnel will provide you with stakes and silver just outside the chapel . Our Soldiers of the Sun are on their way to protect our church , but safely evacuate the building now . Brothers and sisters , the hour is upon us !」
narration:Eric and Sookie are watching them getting out of the church .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I could have you out in seconds .」


Sookie:「There are kids out there .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「All those humans would n't think twice about hurting us .」
Sookie:「Why did n't you bring Bill with you ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「His attachment to you is irrational . It clouds his judgment . He would kill every child in this church to save you .」
Sookie:「Why are n't you ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm following Godric 's orders and getting you out , that 's all .」
Sookie:「He 's your maker is n't he ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't use words you do n't understand .」
Sookie:「You have a lot of love for him .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't use word I do n't understand ...」
narration:Eric looks furtively at the entrance door .
Kyle:「Let 's lock it up ! Keep quiet ! Alright lock it up , nobody comes through here ...」
narration:Eric walks out toward the members of the fellowship .
Sookie:「Eric , no !」
narration:He turns back and leans down to Sookie .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Trust me .」
narration:He walks toward out the entrance door .
Kyle:「Is it locked ? Did you check on ... did you ...」


Coach Eric Taylor:「[ Taking a cheerful happy - go - lucky voice ] Oh Hey y' all ! How 's it going ? Steve sent me over there to man the exit here . Think I can take it from here .」
Kyle:「By yourself ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Ha ... Yeah !」
Kyle:「You 're big and all but there 's a vampire on the loose .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oooh ...」
Brent:「Where 's your stake ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh [ laughing ] Dang ! I forgot !」
narration:Kyle gives Eric a suspicious look .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Maybe I could borrow yours if ... if that 's okay .」
narration:Another guy looks at him suspiciously .
Brent:「I ca n't do that ... Get your own .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「[Back to his usual voice ] I 'd very much like to borrow your stake .」
Brent:「Yeah , yeah that 'd be okay I guess .」
narration:Brent hands Eric the stake while Kyle is about to stake Eric .
Sookie:「STAKE !」
narration:Eric turns and punches Kyle and Brent down . As Rich goes to stake him , Eric grabs him by the throat and points the stake to Rich 's neck , Sookie rushes over .


Sookie:「Eric ! You do n't have to kill him .」
narration:He lets go of Rich .
Coach Eric Taylor:「[Opening the door ] Come on !」
narration:People are rushing over .
Rich:「Those arrows are wood . You 'll never make it through .」
Sookie:「Eric , through the sanctuary .」
narration:They enter the sanctuary .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Where 's the exit ?」
Sookie:「Back that way .」
Steve:「There are several exits , actually . For you , the easiest one takes you straight to hell .」
narration:Members of the FotS enter the room .
Sookie:「Let us leave . [ To the members ] Save yourselves . No one has to die .」
Steven:「The war has begun you evil whore of Satan . You vampires cast the first stone by killing my family . The lines have been drawn . You 're either with us , or against us . We are prepared for Armageddon .」
Sookie:「The vampire you 're holding prisoner got away . He 's a sheriff . He 's bound to send for help .」
Steve:「I 'm not concerned with Godric . Any vampire would do for our grand celebration , and we got one right here .」


narration:He points to Eric . Sookie looks at Eric , and he looks her back .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll be fine .」
narration:He walks toward the altar .
Steve:「Brothers and sisters , there will be a holy bonfire at dawn [ laughing ] .」
Scene 2:「Hotel Carmilla - Bill , Barry , Lorena , Hoyt , Jessica」
narration:In Bill 's room :
Lorena:「[ Pushing Barry against the door ] Look dear , room service sent a gift for us .」
Barry:「No . No I do n't do any ...」
narration:Lorena takes Barry by his throat .
Lorena:「Aaah ... Heart 's pounding . It 's so much tastier . How considered of you .」
narration:Bill suddenly turns his head .
Bill:「Sookie !」
Lorena:「[ Looking annoyed ] That bothersome human . Just like an alarm o'clock you ca n't switch off . Bla bla bla bla ... and ten minutes later bla . [ Softly touching Barry 's throat ] I give you first bite .」
Bill:「I am NOT hungry .」


Lorena:「Oh ! Come now . As I recall , you appetite was always ... insatiable . This human attitude for your girlfriend is charming and all but we both know better . [ Turning to Barry ] Do n't we ?」
Barry:「Please ... I do n't wanna die .」
Bill:「[ Angry ] Let him go !」
Lorena:「[ Laughing ] I will ... soon .」
Barry:「No !」
narration:Lorena gets her fangs out and bites Barry , who 's screaming .
 Bill 's looking away . She ends the biting part , looking oddly at Barry 's throat .
Lorena:「This one 's different . I 've never tasted ... [ Holding Barry 's chin ] What are you ? [ Sound of something being torn ]」
narration:Lorena turns to see Bill throwing a TV in her face . She lands on the floor . Bill smashes her head with the TV and throws it away . He takes Barry with him and they leave the room .
 In Hoyt and Jessica 's room .
 Hoyt and Jess are still making love .
Hoyt:「... okay ? Are you okay ? I 'm not hurting you ?」
Jessica:「No ... Not anymore ... Goodness shut up . Keep going .」
narration:Bill suddenly enters the room .
 Jessica screams while Bill is embarrassed and looks away .
Hoyt:「I ... I do n't know what you heard but ... those were screams of pleasure . [ To Jessica ] Right ?」
Jessica:「[ Hiding her face with her hands ] Oh my god ...」
Bill:「If you truly care for her , you will take her to your car this very moment and drive her back to Bon Temps before the sun comes up .」
Hoyt:「Now ?」
Bill:「Now !」
narration:Bill leaves .
Scene 3:「Merlotte 's - Lafayette , Tara , Eggs」
Lafayette:「[ Putting down a tarot card ] Lovers ... Oh sh1 t hooker ...」
Tara:「What ? Is n't the Lovers good ?」
Lafayette:「Not for you . In this position it calls for a sacrifice in matters of the heart . You 're going to have to make a choice .」
Tara:「But it might turn out well , right ?」
Lafayette:「You wanna see your future ?」
narration:A door is being opened , Lafayette is about to turn the card .
Eggs:「Tara , help me .」
narration:The card is the Justice . Lafayette looks at Tara and then at Eggs .
Eggs:「I need to , talk , to you .」
Tara:「Huh ... y - yeah , sure .」
narration:Lafayette picks up his cards .
Lafayette:「I 'm gon na go and clean a grill or some ... [ Leaving the table ] .」
Tara:「[ While Eggs is sitting where Lafayette was a moment ago ] Say something , you 're freaking me out .」
Eggs:「What time is it ?」
Tara:「What ...」


Eggs:「What TIME is it ?」
Tara:「It 's ... ten past twelve . We just closed , why ?」
Eggs:「Look ... It happened again , I 've lost the last couple of hours .」
Tara:「Are you sure ?」
Eggs:「Yeah .」
Tara:「You do n't remember anything ?」
Eggs:「I mean , after I left you , I got in my car and , baby , next thing I know I 'm over ... past Parish Road and I 'm over by the lake . And I wake up on the ground . It 's freezing cold . And I do n't even know how I got there . Tara , what the hell is wrong with me ?」
Tara:「It 's okay . It 's okay . I 'm here . Lafayette , you okay to close up ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah ... yeah y' all go on ahead .」
Tara:「Come on , let 's get you home .」
narration:Tara and Eggs leave the Merlotte 's .
Scene 4:「FotS - Jason , a guy」
narration:Jason is coming back to the camp .
Guy:「Hey hey , who are you ?」
Jason:「It 's okay . I 'm with the fellowship . You got ta let me in .」
Guy:「Sorry bro , we 're in lockdown . There 's a vamper inside .」
Jason:「Yeah . That 's why they sent for me . I 'm a cadet with the light of day institute . Came strapped . [ Pointing his ring ] Honesty .」
Guy:「Dude , Honesty . Come on !」
Jason:「Let 's move .」
narration:They enter the church .
Guy:「Now , we got the vamper surrounded . He 's got some having fangbanger chick with him . I 'm gon na take you to Steve .」
Jason:「No . I go it .」
Guy:「No he needs you to ... hey ... Is that a paintball gun ?」
Jason:「Uh oh ... [ Punching the guy with the paintball gun ] . Yeah . It is .」
Scene 5:「Merlotte 's - Sam , officer , lady on the phone」
narration:Back to Bon Temps .
 Sam is sleeping in his car until the ringing of the phone . The phone call comes from the Merlotte 's .
Sam:「Who is this ? [ The other person hangs up ] .」
narration:Sam opens the door of the Merlotte 's .
Sam:「Hello ?」
narration:He notices the light in the storeroom . He takes a look and finds Daphne lying against the wall , a bloody hole at the place where her heart should be .
Sam:「Oh ! Jesus Christ !」
narration:He gets out and looks for garbage 's bags ; he puts it on the bottom of Daphne 's body and gets out . He calls for the police .


Lady on the phone:「Renard Parish sheriff 's department . What 's your emergency ?」
narration:Right after hearing a voice he sees the blue lights of the police 's cars .
Officer:「Sherrif 's department . Anyone in there ?」
Lady on the phone:「Is anyone there ? This is the sherrif 's department . May I help you ? [ Sam looks around , panicked ] . Hello ?」
Scene 6:「Sookie 's House - Maryann」
narration:Maryann is singing while cooking . She starts cutting a heart and adds the pieces in the frying pan .
Scene 7:「FotS - Eric , Steve , Bill , Sookie , Jason , Stan , Godric」
narration:Eric is groaning in pain , strapped to the altar with silver .
Steve:「You see ? Justice as our Lord our Savior was betrayed for 30 pieces of silver , a few ounces of silver can betray a child of Satan to the world !」
Sookie:「That does n't make any sense . How can you people listen to him ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ... I offer myself in exchange for Godric 's freedom . And the girl 's as well .」


Steve:「That 's noble . But she 's just as culpable as you are . She 's a traitor to her race . The human race . She hardly deserves our mercy . [ To Eric ] Maybe we should tie her to you so you can meet the sun together . [ Walking toward Sookie ] Hope this marshmallow will roast up nicely .」
narration:Everyone turns around when hearing the doors being opened .
Bill:「Sookie !」
narration:She smiles while Bill 's rushing over .
Steve:「[ Pointing a gun against Sookie ] One more step , vampire , and the girl dies .」
Bill:「If you shoot her , everybody here will die ! Let her go now .」
Steve:「[ To Sookie , annoyed ] Honestly , what do they see in you ? [ To the FotS members ] Soldiers , some silver chains for our friend here .」
Sookie:「Do n't , he 's done nothing to you .」
Bill:「Sookie , I 'll be fine .」
Jason:「NEWLIN !」
narration:He shots Steve 's hand , the gun falls down .
Jason:「Let her go , fuckwad .」
narration:Jason who shots in Steve 's head .
 Green shot
Steve:「AH ... AOUH !」
narration:Bill rushes and kicks down the guys holding Sookie . Meanwhile Jason is being assaulted by 2 members of the FotS.
Steve:「Son of a bitch ! [ Still groaning in pain ]」
narration:Sookie goes to Eric , to help him .
Bill:「Sookie !」
narration:She takes off the silver chains .
Sookie:「Let 's go !」
narration:Eric goes straight away to Steve , takes him by the throat and pushes him down .
Sookie:「Do not kill him !」
Jason:「KILL HIM ! Kill the m*therf*cker !」
Steve:「Go ahead . Murder us . Murder us before God . We are willing to die .」
narration:All the members look at him , shocked .
 A bunch of vampires enter the room .
Stan:「Steve Newlin ! You have pushed us too far . You expect us to sit on our thumbs while you round up your men to come lynch us ? We 'll kill you first . Same way we did your father .」
Sookie:「Oh God no ...」
Steve:「[ Screaming out of anger ] Murderer !」
Stan:「Destroy them . All of them .」
narration:Stan gets his fangs out and all the vampires zoom through the room ready to kill .
Sookie:「Bill , Eric stop them !」
Bill:「We have to go now !」
Godric:「Enough !」
narration:Everyone stops .
Godric:「[ Standing in the hall ] You came for me I assume . Underling .」
Stan:「Yes sheriff .」


Godric:「These people have not harmed me . You see ? We can coexist . Mr. Newlin , I do not wish to create bloodshed when none is called for . Help me set an example . If we leave you in peace , will you do the same ?」
Steve:「I will not negotiate with subhumans ! Kill me .」
Woman:「No !」
Steve:「Do it . Jesus will protect me .」
Godric:「I am actually older than your Jesus . I wish I could have known him , but I missed it . [ To the FotS Members ] Good people , who of you is willing to die for this man 's madness ? [ The room remains silent ] That 's what I thought . Stand down , everyone . People , go home . It 's over now .」
Sookie:「Oh thank god , Bill .」
Bill:「It 's all right , you 're safe now . You 're safe .」
Steve:「Please do n't leave me .」
Godric:「[ To Steve ] I daresay my faith in humankind is stronger than yours . Come .」
Stan:「Sir . After what these humans have done to you . Has it . Come .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「[ To Sookie ] Are you sure you 're okay ?」


Bill:「[ Angry ] She 's fine ! Go with your maker .」
Jason:「Sookie ... Sook ... come here [ Holding her ] . Ah I 'm so sorry . Can you please forgive me ?」
Sookie:「What were you doing with those people ? Are you out of your mind ?」
Jason:「Yeah I was . Just [ Looking at Steve ] that son of a bitch , it 's like he sucked out my brain and planted all his own babies in there .」
Steve:「You know nothing . On the final day of reckoning , we 'll see who goes to Heaven , and who goes to Hell .」
Jason:「[ Smiling , almost laughing ] I reckon I 've already been to Heaven . It was inside your wife . [ Punches Steve ] .」
narration:Bill goes to Jason .
Sookie:「Jason , come on !」
narration:Bill pushes Jason away from Steve .
Sookie:「Come on !」
Jason:「Take your ring ! Honesty my ass , shityhead . White suit motherfu ... Go home preaching ...」
narration:They leave .
Scene 8:「Merlotte 's - Bud , Sam , Kenya , Andy」
Bud:「Come on Sam , we ca n't tell you that . That 's why it 's called an anonymous tip . We ca n't tell you who phoned it in .」
Sam:「They wanted you to find me ! Why would I keep a body in my own refrigerator ? It ... It was a woman 's voice ?」
Bud:「Sam !」
Kenya:「There 's a rumor saying you were having a relationship with the deceased , is that true ?」
Sam:「Yeah .」
Kenya:「And you do n't seem too beat up about it .」
Sam:「I guess we kind of broke up .」
Kenya:「Were you angry ?」
Bud:「That must leave some hurt feelings .」
Sam:「Listen , y' all have to trust me . This is bigger and crazier than you can even imagine .」
Kenya:「I 'll say ... This is the second time in 2 weeks a woman 's been found in your bar with her heart missing .」
Bud:「And the third time a waitresses of yours has ended up dead .」
Sam:「Oh Come on ! That was Rene Lenier ! You ca n't use that against me ! Come on Bud , Kenya , listen to yourselves . You know me .」
Bud:「I 'm not sure we do . You got no birth records , no social security number ; we ca n't even find where you went to High School .」
Sam:「It 's hard to explain .」
Bud:「Save it son . Nothing about your past ever checks out . Wo n't you just tell us what happened tonight ?」
Andy:「What the ... Oh oh ! Hold up , Bud . You do n't think it 's Sam , do you ?」
Kenya:「Let me get him .」


Bud:「Hold on Kenya . [ To Andy ] You 're on suspension . How did you hear about this ?」
Andy:「Still got my radio . I 'm not here as a cop okay , I 'm a witness . You have the wrong guy .」
Bud:「What ?」
Andy:「Sam 's not the one you want , he 's the victim . I saw him nearly get killed last night .」
Bud:「By who ?」
Andy:「The bull !」
Kenya:「The what ?」
Bud:「Oh , Andy . He thinks he saw some kind of bull .」
Andy:「With claws . A bull ... in a dress ... with claws [ Mimicking the claws ] .」
Bud:「Ok Andy . You 're babbling again ...」
Kenya:「I could shut him up .」
Andy:「And your vic , the victim down there , she 's part of this whole group of crazy people who was trying to get him [ Pointing Sam ] . I tried to fight them all but ... [ Showing his arm ] War wound . I 'm corroborating here , Sam . Tell them , help me .」
Sam:「If I told you that 's what happened , would you believe me ?」
narration:Kenya and Bud looks at Andy .
Andy:「Oh , sh1 t !」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 9:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs , Maryann」
Tara:「[ To Eggs ] But you 're not the only one . I blacked out last night , Arlene blacked out . Maybe there 's some kind of gas leak or something .」
Eggs:「But what about Andy Bellefleur . He ... he said he saw all of us .」
Tara:「Andy is the only one we know that is out of his mind .」
Eggs:「Tara , I had this sick feeling I did some real bad .」
Maryann:「Knock knock . Hope I 'm not interrupting .」
Eggs:「No , just trying to piece together everything we 've been doing in the past couple of days .」
Maryann:「Hum ... sounds like somebody 's been enjoying himself a bit too much . Tell you what ! Why do n't ease up on the parties , for a little while ? Take it easy . Hey ! Snack 's ready .」
narration:They go to the kitchen .
Maryann:「Ho ho ... Hope you 're hungry .」
Tara:「Oh my god ! That looks amazing , what is it ?」
Maryann:「Hunter 's soufflé .」
Eggs:「I did n't know hunters make soufflés .」
Maryann:「Most do n't . Dig in .」
narration:Tara digs in the soufflé which " red sauce " is flowing over . Eggs gives Tara a bite .
Tara:「Wow yeah ! What is in that ? Is that the rabbit you caught ?」
Maryann:「[ Smiling ] Among other things .」
narration:Tara licks her hand .


Tara:「[ To Eggs ] You have got to try this .」
Eggs:「Hmm . Oh my god .」
narration:Maryann laughs . Tara and Eggs keep eating .
Scene 10:「At Godric 's Party - Stan , Jason , a woman , Godric , Eric , Bill , Sookie」
Woman:「[ To Godric ] Thank you sir .」
Stan:「Welcome home sheriff . We are all very relieved . [ Godric nods ]」
Jason:「I just want to say I 'm real sorryfort what the fellowship put you through .」
Godric:「You helped save many lives today , Mr. Stackhouse . Please know you have friends in this area whenever you visit .」
Jason:「Thanks man but I do n't know if I 'll be wanting to come back any time soon .」
narration:Jason leaves and meets Eric .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hail the conquering hero .」
Jason:「Oh no . I 'm no hero .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well you are in this town . But in my area , we know you well as a buyer and user of vampire blood . And that 's a very grave offense .」
Jason:「Yeah , listen , I do n't do that anymore .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「All things considered however , we 'll call it even . But you wo n't be doing it again .」
Jason:「Yes ... no , no ... got it !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Good boy . Run along .」
narration:Jason leaves ... Eric smiles .
Sookie:「[ To Isabel ] Thanks this is great . [ To Bill ] You 've avoided being alone with me all night .」
Bill:「Nonsense . With all this commotion there 's hardly been time ...」
Sookie:「Bill . I was in that basement for 2 days , you do n't even wanna know what almost happened to me down there . Where were you ?」
Bill:「Sookie it 's ...」
Sookie:「" It 's complicated " is not an answer . Every time I 've need you , you 've ... always come running even in broad daylight . What kept you ?」
Bill:「hum ... I was held .」
Sookie:「Held ? Like kidnapped ? By who ? By Eric ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hmmm heard my name ... I hope you were speaking well of me .」
Sookie:「Why should I ? You let me walk into a trap .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I regret that . If I had known it was possible ...」


Sookie:「You did know . But because it was Godric , you 'd risk anything .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「The bond between a vampire and his maker is stronger than you can imagine . Perhaps one day you 'll find out .」
narration:Bill glares at Eric . Sookie looks at Bill , then Eric , and the last one looks at Bill while smiling .
Scene 11:「Compton House - Hoyt , Jessica」
narration:Jessica and Hoyt enter the house , kissing deeply .
Hoyt:「[ Laughing ] Wow wow wow ...」
Jessica:「[ Laughing ] What 's the matter ? What , you do n't love me anymore ?」
Hoyt:「I just do n't think ... Bill might not like us doing this stuff in his house .」
Jessica:「He 'll never know . Come on , you drove so fast , I know you want to again . Besides , we got two hours before dawn . I ca n't believe I waited so long . We are gon na do it every single night whether you want to or not . You still want to , do n't you ?」
Hoyt:「Well , sure , yeah . It 's just that Sookie and Bill might come in any minute .」


Jessica:「We got the house to ourselves . I promise . I 've never wanted anything so bad in my life . Make love to me again . Please . Do me . Now . ( They begin to make love ) Wait , stop , stop .」
Hoyt:「Sorry . What happened ?」
Jessica:「I do n't know . It just ... I mean , it 's felt like ...」
Hoyt:「Is that blood again ?」
Jessica:「Oh , my God . No , no , no , no , no .」
Hoyt:「What , Jessica , what ?」
Jessica:「It grew back .」
Hoyt:「It ? What ?」
Jessica:「My ... it f*cking grew back . I should have known . I mean , everything heals when you 're a goddamn vampire .」
Hoyt:「Okay , come on . Come on . It 's gon na be beautiful . Every time will be like our first time .」
Jessica:「It 'll hurt like hell . I 'm a f*cking deformity of nature . I 'm gon na be a virgin forever .」
Scene 12:「At Godric 's party - Godric , Eric , Sookie , Bill , Isabel , Hugo , Jason , Stan」
Eric ( to Bill ):「I do n't like being touched .」
Bill:「Believe me , I do not like touching you . Your contact with Sookie will cease from this moment .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 's hardly your decision .」


Bill:「Calling in my maker because you could n't win Sookie for yourself is feeble and desperate even for you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Are you picking a fight ? I 'd like to see you try .」
Bill:「She will never be yours . And there is nothing you can do . In this you are powerless . Accept it .」
narration:Isabel comes in with Hugo . She brings him to Godric .
Isabel:「This is the one who betrayed us .」
Godric:「Hugo . He 's your human , is he not ?」
Isabel:「Yes , he is .」
Godric:「Do you love him ?」
Isabel:「I ... I thought I did .」
Godric:「It appears you love him still .」
Isabel:「I do . I 'm sorry . But you are my sheriff . Do with him as you please .」
Godric:「You are free to go .」
Stan:「What ?」
Godric:「The human is free to go . And do not return . I fear it is not safe for you here .」
Stan:「This is a travesty .」
Godric:「This is my verdict . Eric , escort them out . Make sure he leaves unharmed .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes Godric .」


Isabel:「Thank you . Thank you , sheriff .」
Sookie:「What was that about ?」
Bill:「Godric is sheriff and he has the authority to ...」
Sookie:「I mean , with Eric . Why are you talking to him if he kidnapped you ?」
Bill:「It was n't Eric .」
Sookie:「Then who was it ?」
Jason:「Mister Compton . Hey Sook . Is there some place we can talk in private ?」
Sookie:「Jason , this really is n't the time ...」
Jason:「Look , if I do n't say this now , I never will . Look , please , it 'll only take a minute .」
Bill:「Let 's go out back .」
Jason:「Thanks .」
Scene 13:「In Jail - Bud , Kenya , Sam , Jane , Mike」
Sam:「I know everyone says it but I 'm really not the guy you want .」
Bud:「If it 's like you said , that there 's something out there that 's fixing to get you , then jail 's just about the safest place to spend the night . Now , come on .」
Jane:「Hey , Sam . Join the party .」
Sam:「What the f ... ?」
Jane:「I 'd come down and give you a hug , but I lost my pants .」
Kenya:「Yeah , it 's been a hell of a night . Must be a full moon .」
Sam:「Pretty sure it 's not . Mike ? What 'd they arrest you for ?」
Mike:「Sodomy .」
Sam:「What ?」
Mike:「Yea , they say I ... I sodomized a pine tree .」
Sam:「What 'd you do that for ?」
Mike:「I do n't know . Must have blacked out , but it 's true . My pecker 's got all kinds of scratches on .」
Jane:「Do n't worry , Mikey . It 'll heal .」
Mike:「What are you in for ? Worse than me ?」
Bud:「Leave him alone , Mike .」
Mike:「Sam ?」
Scene 14:「Godric 's party - Bill , Jason , Eric , Godric」
Bill:「What is it ?」
Jason:「I need you to forgive me .」
Bill:「What ?」
Jason:「You love my sister , and ... there ai n't no reason why you should n't be able to . All this time , I let my own stupid ignorance stand in the way .」
Bill:「Thank you . But I am also in your debt for helping rescue Sookie .」
Jason:「After all I did to f*ck everything up , that 's the least I can do . I 'm just sorry it took me so long to wake up to it .」
Bill:「Well , you did . Just in time .」
narration:Jason hugs Bill .
Jason:「Well , was that okay for you ?」
Bill:「It was fine .」
narration:In the house :


Coach Eric Taylor:「Hugo 's been dispatched . I told him not t stop driving until he reaches the Mexican border . I 've arranged for and AB - negative human for you . Extremely rare .」
Godric:「Thank you . I 'm not hungry .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have to feed eventually . I doubt the Fellowship had anything to offer . Why would n't you leave when I first came for you ?」
Godric:「They did n't treat me badly . You 'd be shocked at how ordinary most of them are .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「They do nothing but fan the flames of hatred for us .」
Godric:「Let 's be honest . We are frightening . After thousands of years , we have n't evolved . We 've only grown more brutal , more predatory . I do n't see the danger in treating humans as equals . The Fellowship of the Sun arose because we never did so .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Is that why you would n't fight when they took you ?」