Hoyt:「But , ah , for now , I 'll sit right here till you fall asleep .」
Jessica:「You are the sweetest boy in the world . And you 're too good to me .」
Hoyt:「There ai n't no such thing .」
Jessica:「Good night .」
Hoyt:「Good night . I 'll sing to you so you know I 'm ... I 'm right here .」
narration:She leaves in her hole .
Hoyt ( singing ):「My sweet vampire」
Scene 4:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs , Maryann」
Maryann:「Oh , my goodness , how much did you drink this time ?」
Tara:「Nothing , as far as I recall .」
Eggs:「same for me .」
Maryann:「You must have dropped a little acid , it was floating around . Hippies .」
Eggs:「That 's not funny .」
Tara:「It 's embarrassing , is what it is .」
Maryann:「I will never understand that . Why be embarrassed about pleasure and laughter ? Why be ashamed of letting go ?」
Tara:「Because I 've never been this out of control .」
Maryann:「Ugh . Control . Control is just a cage this stupid culture uses to lock up who we really are . We need to be out of control . We crave it .」
Tara:「But there 's got ta be some kind of control or things would be chaos .」
Maryann:「Sounds good .」
Eggs:「I ... I do like a little chaos .」
Maryann:「Of course you do . Everybody does . They just ca n't admit it .」
Tara:「I do n't wanna be blacking out .」
Maryann:「Is that what you think it is ? Because I have a little theory about blacking out . Maybe you rose to a higher state of consciousness .」
Tara:「We 're all bashed up . There 's nothing higher about that except for we must have been high . My mama blacked out for months at a time , I 'm a blackout expert .」
Maryann:「Are you ?」
Tara:「Certified .」
Maryann:「What about the saints of India ? What about the mystics of every religion ?」
Eggs:「What about them ?」
Maryann:「They would black out . Run and dance through the streets , levitate , act like monkeys , run around naked . Everybody thought they were crazy .」
Tara:「They were crazy .」
Maryann:「No , Tara . They were ecstatic . All that fake civilization bullshit just fell away so they could dissolve into the infinite , so they could lose themselves and unite with their god .」
Tara:「Oh .」
Maryann:「Look at you . A few bumps and bruises . That 's a small price to pay for bliss . Bloody Mary , anyone ?」
Scene 5:「The police station ( in prison ) - Sam , Mike Spencer , Bud , Jane Bodehouse」


Mike:「Come on now , Bud . Cut us loose .」
Jane:「All I did was loose my pants , there 's no law against that .」
Bud:「I only got your word for it I was mating with a pine tree .」
Jane:「None of us did anything . Let us out of here .」
Sam:「You got no evidence , Bud . You got no right to keep me locked up .」
Scene 6:「Hotel Carmilla - Sookie , Jason , Steve , Sarah , Nan Flanagan」
narration:Bill is sleeping . Sookie is in her bed . She goes to Jason 's room .
Jason:「Oh .」
Sookie:「I ca n't sleep .」
Jason:「Join the club . ( They are on the bed ) Well , they made me think I was worth something .」
Sookie:「You were a star in Bon Temps . I was the throwaway . Everybody always thought you hung the moon .」
Jason:「No , that ai n't true . Well , they like my athletics and my good looks , my s*x abilities , but they do n't like me for me . And Steve and Sarah , well , they acted like they did , before they tried to kill me . They stopped my mind from going around and around thinking about ... well , other stuff .」
Sookie:「What other stuff ? But Soldiers of the Sun ? My Lord . Did n't you for one second think what Gran would say ? Guns and suicide bombers ...」
Jason:「Do n't ... do n't talk about Gran . I wo n't talk about her . I ca n't .」
Sookie:「Why ?」
Jason:「Because I do n't ... because I do n't wanna feel anything .」
Sookie:「But we have to talk about her . We ca n't stop remembering her or loving her because it hurts too much . She 'd never stop loving us , would she ?」
Jason:「No .」
Sookie:「We 'll keep her alive in our hearts and our prayers and that 's the way it 's got ta be .」
Jason:「And Mama and Daddy .」
Sookie:「That 's right . Mama and Daddy and Gran .」
Jason:「Our hole family 's gone , Sook . Everybody who counts . We 're all alone . We 're all that 's left .」
Sookie:「So you know that we got ta do ? We got ta grow up , we got ta stick together and we got ta be good to each other or we 're letting them down .」
Jason:「Yeah . Hey . So , Sook , I 'm sorry about , ah , everything I ever done to you . I 'm a dumbass fuck - up .」
Sookie:「Yeah , but you would n't be if you used your brain instead if just letting it take up space in your skull . That 's not dumb , that 's lazy .」
Jason:「You think so ? Well , i ... I could try , I guess .」


Sookie:「I 'm sorry too . I always live you , Jason , even when I wanna stick your head in a bucket and kick it around the yard .」
Jason:「And I love you , even though I wish you 'd cook for me more and you were normal with a normal boyfriend .」
Sookie:「I did n't have any say about being normal . We were born the way we are . Huh .」
Jason:「Ahh . I 'm all wore out now .」
Sookie:「Me too .」
narration:Sookie turns on the tv . There 's an emission with Steve and Sarah
Steve:「May his holy light Shine upon you ...」
Jason:「Can you believe , they 're on already .」
Nan:「You kidnapped a prominent member of our community .」
Sarah:「He volunteered .」
Sookie:「Did he ?」
Jason:「I do n't even know he was there .」
Steve:「... that 's no crime .」
Sarah:「He came to us .」
Nan:「Because everybody wants to be burned at the stake . You use your texe - exempt religious institution as an anti - vampire terrorist enclave .」
Steve:「The Constitution gives us the right to defend ourselves .」
Nan:「You attacked us .」
Steve:「You murdered my father .」
Nan:「That 's an allegation . This is a fact - you and your church armed a suicide bomber that killed vampires and humans .」
Sarah:「We are fighting for God 's green earth and daytime and Christmas and Easter eggs and all that 's sacred and good . We are fighting for ...」
Steve:「Human rights . Human rights .」
Sarah:「May I finish my thought ?」
Steve:「What , you were done .」
Sarah:「If he 's not the center of attention , he just flips out .」
Sookie:「They are cuckoo .」
Nan:「How can you have a dialogue with these people ?」
Steve:「You need to read some Saint Paul , missy .」
Sarah:「I hate your hair .」
Jason:「There 's a witch and a son of a bitch . f*ck you , Newlins .」
Sookie:「Yeah .」
Scene 7:「Merlotte 's - Arlene , Clients , Lafayette , Terry , Eggs , Tara」
Client 1:「Now can we see the freezer ?」
Arlene:「Why ?」
Client 1:「Where they found that woman with her heart cut out .」
Arlene:「It was the walk - in refrigeretor and you are one sick buzzard . Go find some roadkill , because you ai n't eating here .」
narration:Arlene takes the plates of the clients back .
Arlene:「Ah . What do you want ?」
Client 2:「A knife , a fork and a spoon , if that 's not too much trouble .」


Arlene:「They 're in the back , go get them yourself . I could use some help out here . ( She picks up the phone ) Merlotte 's , hurry up . Lisa , lunch is your job , you got a microwave , that 's all you need . Oh , come on , Coby'll eat cat food if you put mayo on it . Mama 's got ta work . ( She hungs up . Lafayette arrives ) Whoo , I 'll tell you what , I am sh1 t scared . Daphne , oh , my God . She was clumsy , stupid and mean , but I would n't wich that kind of death on a possum . Plus that poor soul out in the parking lot ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah .」
Arlene:「What if there 's a curse flying around out there ?」
Lafayette:「I 'll look out for you if you look out for me .」
Arlene:「When 's it gon na stop ?」
Terry:「Order up . I think .」
narration:Arlene goes to take them .
Arlene:「Terry . Terry , please quit being so much more peculiar than you usually are . Please talk to me . I mean , if what we did was so terrible ...」
Terry:「No , no , Arlene , do n't cry . I did n't mean to be peculiar at you . I just do n't know what we did .」
Arlene:「Well , we had s*x . Did n't we ?」
Terry:「Did we ?」
Arlene:「Y - You ca n't remember ?」
Terry:「Do n't take this the wrong way but nope .」
Arlene:「Oh . Oh , baby , me neither . I mean , not for sure .」
Terry:「Is that good ?」
Arlene:「Oh , I do n't know and I do n't care as long as you 're not mad at me .」
Terry:「Well , to tell you the truth , I ca n't remember the last time I had s*x with anybody .」
Arlene:「Oh . Gimme some sugar ?」
Client 3 shouting:「Where 's my corn ? Come on now , the wait 's forever .」
Arlene ( To Terry ):「Okay . See you later .」
Client 3:「I want my damn corn .」
narration:Eggs and Tara come in the Merlotte 's .
Eggs:「I got it .」
Tara:「Oh . ( To Lafayette ) I know , I 'm late .」
Eggs:「Lafayette .」
Tara ( to Eggs ):「Go ahead , order lunch on me .」
Eggs:「All right , baby .」
narration:Lafayette comes through them and touches Tara 's face .
Tara:「Stop .」
Lafayette:「What the f*ck is this ?」
Tara:「He did n't do it . I do n't know what happened .」


Lafayette:「What you mean you do n't know what the f*ck happened ? Do n't gimme that bullshit . What did you do to her ?」
Eggs:「Do n't accuse me . I do n't hurt women .」
Tara:「It was an accident .」
Lafayette:「You put your f*cking hands on my cousin ? I 'm gon na show you how it feels to get your ass beat .」
Eggs:「You might take those eyelashes out first .」
Tara:「Lafayette stop .」
Lafayette:「You been kicked and punched your whole life then you go and het this m*therf*cker . He 's poison . He ai n't never gon na change . And he may wind up killing you .」
Eggs:「f*ck that , you m*therf*cker ...」
Tara:「Enough . Stop .」
Lafayette:「I ought to beat your ...」
Eggs:「Please do so .」
Tara:「Let 's go .」
Eggs:「Do it !」
Tara:「Eggs , enough !」
narration:Tara and Eggs leave .
Client 4:「Way to go , son .」
Lafayette:「What the f*ck you all looking at , you ugly0ass necks . Huh ?」
Scene 8:「The Fortenberry 's house - Maxine , Hoyt」
Maxine:「My Hoyt would never run off to Dallas without a word with murders all over the place . My Hoyt would never have left me worried sick thinking he was dead . Or worse .」
Hoyt:「With a vampire . Go ahead , speak your mind .」
Maxine:「See what I mean ? All of a sudden , you 're a different person .」
Hoyt:「Well , I sure do wanna be .」
Maxine:「What do you think your daddy would say ?」
Hoyt:「I do n't have any idea , because the only time that you ever mention him is when you 're trying to make me do something that I do n't wanna do . So while we 're at it , let 's talk about that .」
Maxine:「I want my sweet child back . I have n't done anything to deserve this . What are your doing with vampires anyway ? They are wrong , wrong , wrong . They are devils .」
Hoyt:「Why do you have so much hate in you ?」
Maxine:「I do n't .」
Hoyt:「That 's a flat lie .」
Maxine:「Who do you think you 're talking to ?」
Hoyt:「My mama . Who hates Methodists .」
Maxine:「I got my reasons .」
Hoyt:「And Catholics .」
Maxine:「Just priests and nuns .」
Hoyt:「African - Americans .」
Maxine:「Hush , that 's a secret .」


Hoyt:「People who do n't tale care of their gardens . People who park their trucks up on their lawn . And ladies who wear red shoes .」
Maxine:「It looks cheap .」
Hoyt:「Families with lots of kids . And checkered curtains and cats and dogs , and bait , every girl that I ever liked . And the more that I like them , the more that you hate them .」
Maxine:「I simply object to a girlfriend who will kill you and eat you . I think that 's reasonable .」
Hoyt:「You do n't even know her . Full of hate . I see you now .」
Maxine:「Well , it 's not my fault , it 's the way I was raised up .」
Hoyt:「Jessica may be a vampire , but she is the one for me . And you do n't have any say over that .」
Maxine:「You are breaking my heart .」
Hoyt:「You know , I 've let your run me around because I did n't wanna hurt your feelings , but those days are over . Now , I want you to meet her , but if you ca n't be nice , then I will leave this house and never come back . And do n't think that I wo n't .」
Maxine:「Hoyt , please , you 're my one son .」
Hoyt:「I 'm not yours , Mama , I 'm mine .」
Maxine:「You 're my baby boy .」
Hoyt:「I 'm not a baby , I 'm a grown - ass man .」
narration:He leaves the house .
Scene 9:「Hotel Carmilla - Bill , Sookie , Eric , Lorena」
narration:Sookie and Bill are sleeping in their bed . Sookie turns . A hand caresses her arm . When she turns back , she sees Eric .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Finish your sentence .」


Sookie:「What was I saying ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You were telling me why you 'd be a terrible vampire and I was disagreeing .」
Sookie:「Well , I do n't feel right without a tan . It 's true . And I 'd rather be alive than undead and then y' all are always killing .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You 've killed a man .」
Sookie:「But that was for self - defense , not for lunch .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , you 'd adapt , like we all do . Trade the sun for moon and stars .」
Sookie:「Uh - uh . Not me . I want them all .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , greedy .」
Sookie:「Yeah , I am .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I love it . You have the right temperament for a vampire .」
Sookie:「What , I 'm high - maintenance , bloodthirsty and old as dirt ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Ah , bloodthirsty , yes .」
Sookie:「I am not .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Everybody thinks you 're a darling , do n't they .」
Sookie:「I am a darling .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Yeah , but you 're ruthless when it comes to people you love . You 'll do anything for them . Your brother , your friends . Me .」
Lorena:「Bill .」
Sookie:「Bill ? Where is Bill ?」
narration:Lorena is on a chair .
Lorena:「What do you care ? You 've already abandoned him .」
Sookie:「I have not . I love Bill .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I used to think you had no sense of humor .」
Sookie:「I used to think you were made of cold hard stone , and empty inside .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And now ?」
Sookie:「You 're a big faker . You 're deep . You feel . There 's love in you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Only for Sookie .」
narration:They kiss .
Lorena:「You do n't want Bill . He means nothing to you .」
Sookie:「No .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is just the beginning .」
Sookie:「Ahh .」
narration:Sookie wakes up ; it was just a dream .
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Scene 10:「Police station - Maryann , Bud , People , Jane , Mike」


narration:Maryann is coming to the police station . A woman sees her .
Woman:「Hey , there she is . She 's come to get us out .」
Man:「That she is .」
Maryann:「Hey . We had a good time , did n't we ?」
Woman:「Oh , yeah , we did .」
Maryann:「Hello . Sheriff Dearborne ?」
narration:In jail :
Bud:「None of y' all is going anywhere till you simmer down . Do n't make me tell you again .」
Maryann 's voice:「Sherrif Bud Dearborne ?」
Mike:「Is that Maryann ? Maryann ! Hey , the party 's back here . Sure is .」
Bud:「Sit down and shut up .」
Mike:「Come on , Bud . It sinks in here .」
Jane:「Now , Bud , come on .」
Mike:「Come on , Bud .」
narration:Bud is in the entrance with Maryann .
Bud:「There 's coffee if you want .」
Maryann:「Sheriff , you look exhausted . What 's going on around here ?」
Bud:「Hell if I know . Seems every person in Bon Temps is getting arrested , but they do n't know what they done . Kenya 's out in the wagon collecting some more . We been up all night .」
Maryann:「A major crime wave .」
Bud:「Misdemeanors , crazy things I never say in over 40 years .」
Maryann:「Ah , misdemeanors , that 's not so bad . Maybe you could let a few of them go , save yourself the work ..」
Bud:「I 'm about ready to , but they 're all riled up , might still do some damage .」
Maryann:「Hmm . Let me help , I 'll talk them down . It 's my best thing .」
Bud:「I 'd be grateful , ca n't hardly keep my eyes open . Oh . Now , what can I do for you ?」
Maryann:「I heard Sam Merlotte is here , I could n't believe it . A fine upstanding businessman . I have a lot of respect for him and I 'd like to help him out .」
Bud:「Well , I 'm not prepared to let him go , he 's a suspect in a homicide .」
Maryann:「That ca n't be .」
Bud:「But I 'll show you where he 's at .」
Maryann:「I- I know the way . Sit . Have a little rest . There .」
narration:Maryann makes something on Bud and he has black eyes .
Maryann:「Oh , that went fast . Stay .」
narration:She takes the keys and goes in jail .
Jane:「Can we come over to your house and play ?」
Maryann:「I want Sam Merlotte .」
Mike:「He 's right there .」
narration:Sam 's jail is empty . There 's only his clothes .
Maryann:「Now I am really irritated .」


narration:She opens the other jail 's doors .
Someone:「Free .」
Scene 11:「Merlotte 's - Maxine , Hoyt , Jessica」
Jessica:「I never thought you 'd be so pretty , Ms. Fortenberry . And I ca n't tell you how grateful I am that you came .」
Hoyt:「Even if you were 20 minutes late .」
Maxine:「I could n't decide what to wear .」
Jessica:「Yeah , I know what that 's like . Sure . You try this on , or try that on . You know , is it the black shoes or the red shoes or the ...」
Maxine:「Then there were people in the road . They would n't budge till I practically ran over them . I could have been killed .」
Jessica:「Well , them , too , huh .」
Hoyt:「Let 's get you some dinner , Mama .」
Maxine:「I 'm not hungry .」
Hoyt:「You want some more sweet tea ?」
Maxine:「I 'm not thirsty . Hoyt is a very , very , very good boy . Mostly .」
Jessica:「You do n't need to tell me that .」
Hoyt:「You 're as good as I am . Better .」
Jessica:「No . No , you are .」
Hoyt:「Uh - uh .」
Jessica:「You are .」
Maxine:「I surely wish I could meet your people , see what your family 's like .」
Hoyt:「Mama .」
Jessica:「Somebody made me a vampire against my will , Ms Fortenberry . I do n't have a family anymore , except your wonderful son .」
Maxine:「I 'm sorry for you . That was n't fair . But Hoyt has a bright future ahead of him . And by bright , I mean in the sun . if you think I 'm gon na let him wander around all hours of the night for the rest of his life with an orphan vampire , you got another think coming .」
Hoyt:「Oh .」
Jessica:「I believe that 's up to Hoyt .」
Hoyt:「Y'all do n't .」
Maxine:「Well , I will fight for what 's best for my boy .」
Hoyt:「So will i. and I can give him everything that a human could .」
Maxine:「Not hardly .」
Jessica:「Like what ?」
Maxine:「Babies .」
Hoyt:「Oh .」
narration:Jessica cries . She leaves .
Hoyt:「Jessica . ( to his mom ) Well , now you did it . You happy ?」
Maxine:「You 'll thank me one day .」
Hoyt:「Not today .」
Maxine:「When are you coming home ?」
Hoyt:「Never .」
narration:Jessica and Hoyt leave .
Maxine:「I gon na need another one of these .」


Scene 12:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs , Maryann , Lafayette , Letti Mae」
Tara:「All right , let 's do this motherfuck . Ha . You ca n't do that .」
Eggs:「That 's against the rules . Come on .」
Maryann:「Hey , we play by my rules , that means no rules .」
Tara:「Okay , then .」
Maryann:「Uh - oh . Yes . Come in , it 's open . Deal . Deal .」
Eggs:「Deal what ? Whatever .」
narration:Lafayette and Letti Mae come in .
Tara:「Well , lookie here . Aliens .」
Maryann:「Oh , who 's that ?」
Tara / Lafayette:「Lafayette .」
Maryann:「Ooh , Lafayette . Ms. Thornton , welcome , join us .」
Lafayette:「No , we good .」
Letti Mae:「We 're taking my daughter away from you .」
Tara:「Is that right ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah , that 's right .」
Letti Mae:「Tara , listen to me this one time for your own good .」
Maryann:「Do n't be ridiculous , take a load off , we 're in the middle of a game .」
Eggs:「Yeah , strip poker .」
Tara:「Strip poker .」
Maryann:「Ms. Thornton , what 's your drink ?」
Tara:「Vodka . Whiskey . Hairspray . Antifreeze .」
Eggs:「Damn ,」
Lafayette:「What the f*ck is wrong with you Tara ? Is you even in there ?」
Maryann:「All yours . Look , the bottle 's sweating . Icy cold , thick , pours like oil .」
Lafayette:「I do n't know what you is , but I 'm feeling you and you is a soulless bitch .」
Maryann:「Ouch . That almost hurt .」
Tara:「Oh .」
Letti Mae:「I am clean and sober , as you well know . I 'll never take nothing from you except my girl .」
Lafayette:「Tara , let 's go .」
Tara:「f*ck off .」
Eggs:「She 's my girlfriend , why do n't you talk to me ?」
Letti Mae:「Tara Mae .」
Lafayette:「Because you ai n't a boyfriend , you 're a domestically violent sick m*therf*cker . Now , Tara , get up , I't playing . Let 's go .」
Eggs:「She 's not going anywhere .」
Lafayette:「Oh , she 's not ?」
Letti Mae:「Please , I 'm begging you , do n't let them do you this like this . We 'll keep you safe .」
narration:Tara has back eyes .
Tara:「Well , it would be the first f*cking time .」


Letti Mae:「Your eyes . What 'd you do to her ?」
Lafayette:「Jesus Christ .」
Tara:「Throw a bible at me now .」
narration:Egg 's eyes become black .
Letti Mae:「Stop , Tara !」
Tara:「Pull my hair , scratch my face , break my head with a bottle . Hit me back .」
Letti Mae:「I wo n't hit you back . Go ahead and kill me , I 'll never strike you again .」
narration:Letti Mae and Tara are fighting and Lafayette and Eggs are too .
Tara ( to Lafayette ):「Leave him alone .」
narration:Lafayette caries Tara .
Eggs:「No .」
Tara:「No .」
narration:Lafayette , Letti Mae and Tara are outside .
Letti Mae ( t0 Lafayette ):「Move , move . Hurry up .」
Eggs:「Tara !」
Maryann:「Do n't bother . Go on , run , you fools .」
Lafayette ( to Letti Mae who 's driving ):「Go . Go . Go .」
Maryann:「She 'll come back and she 'll bring them with her . Come on .」
Scene 13:「Hotel Carmilla - Nan , Godric , Eric , Bill , Sookie , Isabel」
Nan:「Do you have any f*cking idea of the PR mess you 've made ? And who f*cking has to clean that sh1 t up ? Me . Not you , me . I should drain every one of you bastards .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Stan went after the church on his own . None of us knew anything about it .」


Nan:「Oh , really . Because everyone who met Stan in the last 300 years knew he had a kink about slaughtering humans . But you , his nest mates , his sheriff , had no clue .」
Isabel:「And how were we supposed to know that this time he meant it ?」
Nan:「Not my problem . ( to Godric ) Yours .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't talk to him that way .」
Nan:「Do n't talk to me that way . Let 's get to the point . How did they manage to abduct you ?」
Godric:「They would have taken one of us sooner or later . I offered myself .」
Nan:「Why ?」
Godric:「Why not ?」
Nan:「They wanted you to meet the sun and you were willing ?」
Godric:「What do you think ?」
Nan:「I think you 're out of your mind . And then I hear about a traitor .」
Godric:「Irrelevant . Only a rumor , I 'll take full responsibility .」
Nan:「You bet you will .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You cold bitch .」


Nan:「Listen , this is a national vampire disaster and nobody at the top has any sympathy for any of you . Sheriff , you f*cked up . You 're fired .」
Godric:「I agree . Of course , Isabel should take over . She had no part in my disgrace .」
Isabel:「Godric , fight back .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What are you saying ? She 's a bureaucrat , you do n't have to take sh1 t from her .」
Nan:「You wanna lose your area , Viking ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You do n't have that kind of power .」
Nan:「hey , I 'm on TV . Try me .」
Isabel:「I 'm to blame . I should have contained Stan the second Godric went missing .」
Godric:「Isabel . I remove myself from all positions of authority .」
Nan:「Works for me .」
Bill:「Sookie , Sookie .」
Sookie:「I owe him . Ms Flanagan , Godric rescued me from a really large rapist who probably would 've killed me too .」
Nan:「That 's nice .」
Sookie:「No , listen ...」
Nan:「Moving on .」


Sookie:「And then he rescued humans in that church plus a whole lot of vampires . You think it 's a PR mess now , it could have been a hundred , a million times worse . You should thank him .」
Nan:「For getting kidnapped ? For attracting a suicide bomber ? For piss - poor judgment ? I think not .」
narration:Eric is up . Isabel stops him .
Isabel:「Do n't .」
Godric:「Eric , it does n't matter .」
Nan:「Tell me about the bombing , please . Every single detail .」
Godric:「A boy walked in the lair . I thought he was someone 's human companion .」
Scene 14:「Merlotte 's - Maxine , Maryann , Arlene , Terry」
Maxine:「I sacrificed everything for that child without a thought for myself . He does n't notice . He does n't care . He is n't grateful . He 's running wild now , he 's headed straight for hell .」
narration:Maryann comes in the bar .
Maryann:「The God Who Comes demands his sacrifice . Where is Sam Merlotte ?」
Arlene ( her eyes are black ):「he ai n't been here all day .」
Maryann:「Well , find him and bring him to me .」
narration:They all have black eyes .
Terry:「A while back he was planning to leave .」
Maryann:「Bring him to me .」
Scene 15:「Andy 's hotel room - Andy , Sam」
TV:「... watch him , grab him , oh , he almost got you , Mike . He almost got you .」
narration:I mean , come on . It 's the 21st century . There 's got ta be a way ... crap . That is one nutty ostrich . Hey , come on , Mike , come on , now , grab his hand ...
 Andy goes to open the door . It 's Sam ; he 's naked .
Sam:「I heard you were here .」
Scene 16:「Hotel Carmilla - Nan , Godric , Eric , Bill , Sookie , Isabel」
Nan:「What a f*cking fiasco . You 're lucky I do n't send you all to the Magister . Godric , come to my suite to fill out the forms .」
Godric:「Soon . First I have something to say . I 'm sorry . I apologize for all the harm I 've caused , for all our lost ones , human and vampire . I will make amends , I swear it .」
Nan:「Take it easy , it 's just a few signatures .」
narration:Nan and two other vampires leave .
Coach Eric Taylor:「No .」


Godric:「Look in my heart .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have to listen to me .」
Godric:「There 's nothing to say .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「There is .」
Godric:「On the roof .」
narration:Godric leaves .
Bill:「We have a score to settle .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not now .」
Bill:「Yes , now .」
narration:Bill punches him .
Bill:「have I made my point ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's done . I 'm part of her now . Get out of the way .」
narration:Eric leaves .
Sookie:「I 'm going to find Godric .」
Bill:「None of this has anything to do with us . Godric is not your concern .」
Sookie:「If it were n't for him , I would n't be standing here . He 's in pain , he 's suffering . I got ta do something .」
Bill:「Do n't you think we 've done enough for Dallas .」
Sookie:「You of all people should understand how he feels . What if it were you , Bill ? What if in 1800 years , you were Godric ?」
Bill:「All right , but I 'm coming with you .」


Sookie:「I wish you could , but it 'll be dawn in a little while .」
Bill:「If we do n't stay long , I 'll heal .」
Sookie:「I will not let you take that chance . With Godric there , you do n't have to worry about me .」
Bill:「You are so tender - hearted , you feel obligated , I can see that . But , Sookie , in all honesty , what can you do for him ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . I just got ta be there . It does n't make sense but you understand ?」
Bill:「I do .」
narration:On the roof :
Godric:「Two thousand years is enough .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ca n't accept this , it 's insanity .」
Godric:「Our existence is insanity . We do n't belong here .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「But we are here .」
Godric:「It 's not right . We 're not right .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You thought me there is no right or wrong , only survival or death .」
Godric:「I told a lie , as it turns out .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I will keep you alive by force .」


Godric:「Even if you could , why would you be so cruel ?」
Eric ( in a foreign language ):「Godric , do n't do it .」
Godric ( in the same language ):「There are centuries of faith and love between us .」
Eric ( in this language , crying ):「Please . Please . Please . Godric .」
Godric:「Father . Brother . Son . Let me go .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I wo n't let you die alone .」


Scene 1:「Hotel Carmilla / Bon Temps - Sookie , Eric , Jason , driver , man , woman」
narration:Sookie walks in the corridor . She enters in Eric 's room . He 's crying .
Sookie:「Eric .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Godric is gone .」


Scene 1:「The queen 's place - Bill , Sophie - Anne , hadley」
Bill:「Your majesty . Is this a bad time ?」
narration:The queen is feeding on Hadley .
Sophie - Anne:「A bad time ? There 's no such thing as bad . Or time , for that matter . Want to join me ?」
Scene 2:「Bill 's house - Jessica , Hoyt , Maxine」
Hoyt:「Get up ! Have you lost your mind ?」
Jessica:「Did n't you hear all the nasty things she said about you ? And me .」
Hoyt:「She 's my mama ! She gets to ! The hell are you from ? Mama ?」
Jessica:「I 'm sorry .」
Hoyt:「Mama , you all right ?」
Maxine:「Oh , yeah .」
Jessica:「Hoyt ?」
Hoyt:「I should have listened to vampire Bill when he warned me about you . ( To Maxine ) Now , come on . Come on , mama .」
Maxine:「Do we have to ? I think I actually enjoyed that .」
Hoyt:「You see what you did to her ? Come on .」
narration:Hoyt leaves with Maxine . Jessica cries and screams .
Scene 3:「The queen 's place - Bill , Sophie - Anne」
Sophie - Anne:「What gives you the right to say no to the femoral blood of a good woman ? You know what your problem is , William ? You are a snob . I hate snobs . Tiny , tiny souls , or penises . Or both . ( To Hadley ) Get out . ( To Bill ) Have you eaten ?」
Bill:「Not tonight , but ...」
Sophie - Anne:「I have several new members of court . A Latvian boy . Has to be tasted to be believed . Not polluted like most humans . Tastes exactly the way they used to taste just after I was turned , before the Industrial Revolution f*cked everything to hell . Should I summon him ?」
Bill:「No , thank you . There are a pressing matters at hand I need your help with . I need to know how to kill a maenad .」
Sophie - Anne:「A maenad ? In Bon Temps ? That 's random .」
Bill:「Yes . She seems to have caused some sort of mass hypnosis . The whole town has devolved a primitive state in a matter of days .」
Sophie - Anne:「Oh , my , she 's an old one . Well , they 're all old . Relics .」
Bill:「Ancient Greece , correct ?」
Sophie - Anne:「before that even . Orgies , sacrifice ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Sophie - Anne:「Cannibalism ?」
Bill:「We suspect .」
Sophie - Anne:「Fun .」
Bill:「So how do I kill it ?」


Sophie - Anne:「You ca n't . She 's convinced herself she 's immortal and so she is . William , surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence .」
Bill:「I 'm not entirely familiar with that theory , no .」
Sophie - Anne:「Well , think about it . You 're a wild young girl who 's married to some jerk who treats you like property and is also f*cking some 14-year - old boy . And along comes this religion , which encourages you to get hammered , run naked through the woods , have s*x with whoever , or whatever , and it 's all part of getting closer to God .」
Bill:「I could see how that would have its appeal , especially to humans with their tendency towards Puritanism .」
Sophie - Anne:「Exactly . So you 're f*cking everybody in the dirt . Why not kill something and eat it raw ? Hey , you 're super extra pious . There 's nothing you ca n't do , and each time you do it just brings you one step closer to the divine .」
Bill:「Is n't that delusional ?」
Sophie - Anne:「Never underestimate the power of blind faith . It can manifest in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely .」
Bill:「I bit her and it poisoned me .」
Sophie - Anne:「Of course it did . We can only drink human blood , and she 's no longer even remotely human .」
Bill:「But she started out as human .」
Sophie - Anne:「Hello . Evolution ? We started out that way too . Less than two hours till dawn . Shall we have s*x ? Kidding . I have n't enjoyed s*x with men since the Eisenhower administration .」
Bill:「I really ought to get back to ...」
Sophie - Anne:「Nonsense . Sookie 's not in any trouble . You would know it .」
Bill:「But I ...」
Sophie - Anne:「Spend the day and leave tomorrow .」
Bill:「I really would l ...」
Sophie - Anne:「I insist . By the way , you have n't told me what you think of my new day room .」
Bill:「It 's lovely .」
Scene 4:「Lafayette 's house - Sookie , Lafayette , Tara , Letti Mae」
Sookie:「Tara , stop pacin ' . You need to get some sleep .」
Tara:「We have to go get him .」
Sookie:「And we will as soon as Bill gets back . He might have some information about how to deal with Maryann .」
Tara:「He might have some information ? He might not . And Eggs needs to get out now .」
Sookie:「Tara , it 's just too dangerous .」
Tara:「How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love ? How come you get that option and I do n't ?」
Letti Mae:「Baby girl , it 's better this way .」
narration:They hear people screaming outside .


Lafayette:「Oh sh1 t , she coming for you .」
Tara:「I finally found a strong , beautiful , good man who loves me , and you want to keep me from saving him 'cause you 're afraid I might get hurt ? How hurt you think I 'm gon na be if we wait and something happens to him ?」
Lafayette:「I ai n't lettin ' you go back to somebody who beats you .」
Letti Mae:「He beat her ?」
Tara:「No , it ... it was n't him . It was Maryann . Her influence .」
Lafayette:「She did n't throw the punches herself , did she ? No . Now sit down and shut the f*ck up . Sookie , my back pocket , get them handcuffs .」
Tara:「No .」
Sookie:「These are fur .」
Lafayette:「Give me your hand . Give me your goddamn hand .」
Tara:「I will never forgive you for this . Never . You 're just jealous 'cause I found love and you know you never will , you f*ckin ' freak .」
Letti Mae:「Baby , it 's for your own good .」
Tara:「You too . You do n't want me to be happy 'cause you never were .」
Letti Mae:「I only want you to be happy .」
Tara:「And you had to settle for a dead man .」
Sookie:「That 's supposed to get me on your side ?」
Lafayette:「I 'm goin' on the front porch to make sure that devil woman do n't try to come up in here .」
Sookie:「You think she will ?」
Lafayette:「All I know is if it 's supernatural and it wants you , it ai n't gon na wait for you to come to it .」
narration:Lafayette goes outside . Sookie follows him . Letti Mae cries .
Tara:「You are kiddin ' me . This ai n't happenin ' to you .」
Scene 5:「Merlotte 's - Andy , Jason , Sam , Coby , Lisa」
Jason:「Seriously ? You can become any animal anytime ?」
Sam:「Yeah , as long as I 've imprinted on it .」
Jason:「That is f*ckin ' cool , man .」
Andy:「Yeah , well , as cool as that may be , we still got a maenad we got ta deal with before it takes our wholes town out .」
Sam:「Listen , you ca n't deal with it . All right , your best bet 's to leave while you still can .」
Jason:「Should n't we think about getting the law involved ?」
Andy:「I am involved .」
Jason:「Well , I meant Sheriff Dearborne , Kenya , that other guy , the squirrelly one .」
Andy:「Sheriff 's station was wide open and empty . They ai n't gon na help .」


Jason:「Then we have got to be the law . Guys , I read a book about this . This is Armageddon . This is the Oral History of the Zombie War . We need weapons , lots of them .」
Sam:「I hate to break it to you , but guns are n't gon na do jack sh1 t to Maryann . And you ca n't shoot anybody else . These are our friends , this is our town .」
Jason:「Well , sometimes you need to destroy somethin' to save it . That 's in the Bible . Or the Constitution .」
Voice of a child:「Is she in there ?」
narration:Lisa and Coby are looking from the window . They run when Sam see them . Sam goes after them .
Sam:「Who 's out there ? No need to be afraid . Just come on out so we can see each other . Coby ?」
Coby:「Is our mama here ?」
Sam:「No , no . not right now .」
Lisa:「Good . Will you help us hide ?」
Coby:「And will you make us lunch ?」
Lisa:「We have n't eaten since the day before yesterday .」
Jason:「Sam . Andy and I are taking off .」
Sam:「Where are you going ?」
Andy:「Sheriff 's office .」
Jason:「We got ta arm ourselves . Hey , Coby , Lise .」
Sam:「Jason , no . You ... You ... You 're walkin ' into something bigger and more dangerous than you can even imagine .」
Jason:「Sam , I got ta do this .」
Sam:「You 're gon na get yourself killed . And probably a lot of other people as well . Just think this through .」
Jason:「Time for thinking is over . It 's time for action .」
Andy:「Maybe Sam 's right .」
Jason:「Has he been to Leadership Conference ? Has he had paramilitary training ?」
Sam:「You 're a damn fool , Jason . ( To Coby and Lisa ) Come on . Let 's go inside , get you kids somethin' to eat . Come on . You 're a damn fool , Jason .」
Jason:「By the way , you 're welcome for me saving your life !」
narration:Sam go back in Merlotte 's with Coby and Lisa . Jason and Andy leave in Jason 's truck .
Jason:「Can you believe that ? What an asshole .」
Andy:「Welcome to my world , Jason .」
Scene 6:「Lafayette 's house - Lafayette , Sookie , Tara , Letti Mae」
narration:Lafayette and Sookie are outside .
Sookie:「Do n't you at least want to sit down ?」
Lafayette:「Nope .」
narration:Sookie 's cell phone rings .
Sookie:「It 's a text from Bill . From five hours ago . Damn it . I 'm getting a new phone as soon as Eric pays me .」
Lafayette:「You 're working for Eric ?」


Sookie:「Mhm . Great . Bill 's not coming back until tomorrow .」
Lafayette:「Well , then I guess we better not plan on him saving us .」
narration:Tara and Letti Mae are in the house .
Tara:「Mama , you got ta let me go . You keep me here and anything happens to Eggs , you will have destroyed my one chance at true love .」
Letti Mae:「Girl , you do n't want true love . True love will rip you open . It 'll tear you up .」
Tara:「I will forgive you . For everything . Everything . You know that is a lot . And this is a one - time - only offer .」
Letti Mae:「I ca n't , baby . I ca n't .」
Tara:「If you do n't , God will judge you .」
Letti Mae:「It 's God telling me not to .」
Tara:「It is Satan . That 's Satan in your m*therf*ckin ' Sunday hat . Satan has been telling you he is God for a long time , and you 've fallen for it hook , line , and sinker .」
Letti Mae:「That ai n't true .」
Tara:「Yes , it is . I see it in your eyes , and it 's looking right back at me . Like it has ever since I was born . God , you 've never been a real woman of God . You never stepped outside your own ignorance and fear and done something selfless for me or for anybody . Well , God is knocking on your door right now , Mama . It could n't be more loud and clear . Are you gon na let him in ?」
Letti Mae:「Lord God , I take refuge in you . Save and deliver me from all those who pursue me , or they will tear at me like a lion and rip me to pieces and there will be no one to rescue me .」
Lafayette:「What was it like inside Tara 's head ?」
Tara:「Like there was no limit , like anything could happen and it probably will . And you can feel your insides expanding , but there 's also this ... this emptying out of everything right at the very center of your being , and you do n't want that to ever stop . Ever .」
Lafayette:「Damn , that sound nice .」
Scene 7:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Coby , Lisa」
Sam:「Here you go . And more where that came from .」
Lisa:「What 's wrong with our mama ?」
Sam:「I 'm not sure . But I think she 's sick .」
Lisa:「Is she blond ?」
Sam:「Well , she might be sometimes , but not always .」
Lisa:「Is she gon na die ?」
Sam:「No . Not anytime soon . Now listen , has she ... has she been sick in front of you a lot ?」
Lisa:「She does n't seem sick .」
Coby:「She seems crazy .」
Lisa:「Is she crazy ?」
Sam:「Everybody gets a little crazy every now and then .」


Lisa:「She 's always kissin ' Terry and doin' other gross stuff when her eyes get weird .」
Coby:「Can we get her a doctor ?」
Lisa:「Or someone to make her like she used to be ?」
Coby:「Like a vampire . I bet a vampire would know what to do .」
Lisa:「Where 's vampire Bill ?」
Sam:「I do n't know . I think he 's ... he 's still in Dallas .」
Coby:「Do n't you know any other vampires ?」
Scene 8:「Lafayette 's house - Lafayette , Sookie , Tara , Letti Mae」
Sookie:「How 's your leg ?」
Lafayette:「Better than ever .」
Sookie:「How 'd that happen ?」
Lafayette:「Eric made me drink his m*therf*ckin ' blood is how that happened .」
Sookie:「Me too . He tricked me .」
Lafayette:「Somebody need to slap that bitch .」
Sookie:「I have .」
Lafayette:「Look at you .」
Sookie:「Have you had ... any dreams ... about him ?」
Lafayette:「Now , Sook , how would you know that ?」
Sookie:「What kind of dreams ?」
Lafayette:「It 's like he 's always in my head . And s*x dreams , all kind of nasty and ... fantastic . Which freaks me the f*ck out because I hates that m*therf*cker more than you 'll ever know .」
narration:Letti Mae goes outside , crying .
Lafayette:「hell . What now ? What ?」
Letti Mae:「I ca n't stay in there with her , sayin ' those things that break my heart . I will keep guard while one of you goes to sit with her . She ca n't hurt you like me .」
Sookie:「Oh yes , she can .」
Lafayette:「You ai n't gon na shoot yourself .」
Letti Mae:「Show me some respect , boy . I taught you how to shoot a gun . When those white boys from your scholl was givin ' you trouble .」
Lafayette:「Yeah , but auntie , that was a BB gun you used to shoot cats with .」
Sookie:「You shot cats ?」
Letti Mae:「Only when they went to the bathroom in my yard .」
Lafayette:「All right now .」
narration:Lafayette gives her the gun . She points it on him .
Lafayette:「What you doin' ?」
Letti Mae:「Tara , baby , I got the gun !」
Sookie:「You are not really doing this .」
Letti Mae:「Go unlock the handcuffs .」
Lafayette:「No .」
Letti Mae:「Go !」
narration:She shoots in the air .
Sookie:「Miss Thornton , Lafayette was recently shot . He 's been ...」


Letti Mae:「You go unlock Tara .」
Sookie:「So she can go back to Maryann ? You 've seen what it 's like in there . You 've seen that evil . You 're sending Tara back in the wood ?」
Letti Mae:「I got a chance to win my baby back for real . The Lord works in mysterious ways .」
Sookie ( to Lafayette ):「Keys ?」
Lafayette:「It 's ... it 's in my pocket , but I ca n't move .」
narration:Sookie takes the keys and go in the house .
Letti Mae:「I pity you .」
narration:Lafayette looks at Letti Mae and sees Eric .
Letti Mae ( with Eric 's face and body ):「I do n't hate you like your mama does . You ca n't help what you are . But I can not let you keep me and Tara apart . ( Eric 's voice ) And that 's why I 'm gon na have to kill you . I thought you wanted to be a vampire . You know how you feel with my blood inside you ? Well , being a vampire is like that ... times a million . Goodbye , sweetheart .」
narration:We see Letti Mae 's face and body again . Tara and Sookie come out .
Sookie:「What the hell did you do to him ?」
Letti Mae:「Nothing . Tara , baby , go ! And do n't you ever forget I did this for you !」
Tara:「Sookie . I need the keys .」
Sookie:「You are being a f*ckin ' idiot .」
narration:Sookie gives her the keys . Tara leaves .
Scene 9:「In the car - Jason , Andy」
Jason:「You think Sam 's ever turned into a dog and then had s*x with a lady dog ?」
Andy:「Jesus , Jason , you 're talkin ' about bestiality .」
Jason:「No , it ai n't bestiality if there ai n't a human involved . Then it 's just nature .」
narration:They arrive in front of the police station . A woman is in her underwear , running and shouting .
Andy:「Sure do n't seem like nature to me .」
Jason:「What the f*ck ?」
Andy:「That was Everly Mason .」
Jason:「We got ta fix things , Andy . I ai n't lettin ' weird sh1 t like this take over my town . No f*ckin ' way .」
Scene 10:「The police station - Rosie , Jason , Andy , Bud」
Rosie ( on the phone ):「Really ? You dialed 911 and you got me ? Oh , honey , you are f*cked . Got ta go . Good luck .」
narration:Andy and Jason arrive .
Rosie:「Hey there , Detective Bellefleur . I missed you . Do n't you remember me ? We almost had s*x once . Hey Jason .」
Jason:「Hi Rosie .」
Rosie:「How would you like to get f*cked every which way but north ?」


Andy:「Hey .」
Jason:「It 's okay , Andy . I got this . You just go get the heat .」
Andy:「Stackhouse ! This is a serious operation . Ai n't about you getting ' your pole wet .」
Jason:「Dude , do not cockblock me . It 'll keep her from telling anyone else we 're here . Now go .」
Rosie:「I 'm gon na turn you inside out , boy .」
Jason:「That sounds like it 's gon na hurt .」
narration:Andy is in another piece . He opens a cupboard .
Andy:「Jackpot .」
narration:He takes bullets . Someone shots in the air behind him ; it 's Bud . He has black eyes .
Bud:「Hey Andy . Come dance with me . Come on . ( He sings )」
Andy:「Damn it , Bud ! You know I hate to dance !」
narration:Andy takes Bud 's arm .
Andy:「Cut it out !」
Bud:「I got ta take a dump .」
narration:He leaves laughing .
Scene 11:「Lafayette 's house - Sookie , Lafayette , Letti Mae」
Letti Mae:「Why you shakin ' like that ?」
Sookie:「Because he is traumatized .」
Letti Mae:「Well , so am i.」
Sookie ( in Lafayette 's ear ):「I 'm gon na do something and I 'll need you to move fast . Grab the gun when she drops it . Can you do that ? ( At loud voice ) It 's all right . She ai n't gon na shoot you . ( To Letti Mae ) Would you please at least lower that gun , Miss Thornton ? He is freakin ' out .」
narration:Sookie takes an object and throws it on Letti Mae .
Sookie:「Run ! ( Lafayette takes the pistol ) Let 's go get Tara .」
Letti Mae:「It 's not my fault ! She forgave me ! Let her go !」
narration:Sookie and Lafayette leave in Lafayette 's car .
Scene 12:「Fangtasia - Sam , Coby , Lisa」
narration:Sam , Coby and Lisa are in Sam 's car , in front of the Fangtasia .
Lisa:「Sam , did you know my daddy ?」
Sam:「I did not . Your mom ... she split up with him before I came to town . I heard about him , though .」
Lisa:「What did you hear ?」
Sam:「That ... he was ... he was a bit of a wild card , with a big personality .」
Lisa:「I do n't even know what he looks like . Mama cut him out of all the picture she had . All I know is his name 's Duane , and he tattooed Mama 's name on his stomach .」
Sam:「Well , he must have loved her a lot , because you know that hurt .」
narration:Ginger goes to the Fangtasia . Sam goes to her .


Sam:「Excuse me . ( she screams ) Nothin' to be afraid of . Just here to see Eric .」
Ginger:「He wo n't be here till after dark .」
Sam:「Well , obviously . I have two kids with me . Can we wait inside ?」
Ginger:「No . I ca n't let anyone in without his permission .」
Sam:「Not even for a ... hundred dollars ?」
Scene 13:「In the car - Sookie , Lafayette」
Sookie:「I can hold that for you if you like . Might make it a little easier for you to drive .」
Lafayette:「Ai n't nobody gon na point this pistol but me . Ai n't personal .」
Sookie:「Are you okay ?」
Lafayette:「Nope .」
Sookie:「Lafayette , I need you to suck it up . I can not do this alone .」
Lafayette:「I know .」
Sookie:「We just need to get in , get Tara and get the hell out .」
Lafayette:「Yep .」
Sookie:「And if Maryann gives us any trouble , you have to shoot her .」
Lafayette:「I will .」
Sookie:「I mean it . Shoot her in the head .」
Scene 14:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs , Maryann , Arlene , Terry , Jane , Mike」
narration:Tara arrives . Eggs is in the kitchen , alone .
Tara:「Eggs ?」
narration:He has black eyes .
Eggs:「baby . Where you been ? I was so scared . Do n't you ever leave me again , okay ?」
Tara:「I wo n't . I promise . I love you . We got ta get you out of here , okay ? Let 's go somewhere else , please . Listen to me .」
Maryann:「But everything you want ... is right here . I knew you 'd come .」
Tara:「No . I do n't know what you are , but I want out .」
Maryann:「It 's too late for that .」
Tara:「You made me eat somebody 's heart .」
Maryann:「And you loved it . Admit it .」
Tara:「you do n't want us . You want Sam . We ai n't got nothing to do with it .」
Maryann:「Nothing to do with it ? You ... summoned me .」
Tara:「What ?」
Maryann:「That night in the woods with that unfortunate pharmacist . You saw me . Well , you saw you through me .」
narration:Flash back Tara in the woods :
Tara baby:「Mama , please . Do n't hurt me .」
Miss Jeanette:「One of you must die . End flash back .」
Tara:「But Miss Jeanette was a fake . She scammed people by making up crazy rituals .」
Maryann:「Ritual is a powerful thing . And calling forth that kind of energy ... has consequences .」


Tara:「So ... she was real .」
Maryann:「Sadly , no . She was n't the vessel , but you have to try every option , you know .」
Tara:「Please , just let us go . That does n't work on me anymore .」
narration:Maryann slaps Tara . Tara has black eyes .
Maryann:「That 's more like it .」
narration:Tara and Eggs go upstairs .
 People come in the kitchen .
Someone:「Get on in there .」
Terry:「He came .」
Maryann:「What ?」
Arlene:「The God Who Comes .」
Jane:「He came !」
Terry:「Yeah , and he smoked old Sam Merlotte but good .」
Maryann:「What are you talking about ?」
Mike:「He had horns . And he took Sam Merlotte and he smote him . And then Sam disappeared . Just boom . Gone .」
Arlene:「And then ... and Sam 's clothes just fell to the ground . Empty .」
Maryann:「You f*cking morons ! Out ! Get out !」
narration:They all leave .
Maryann:「Must I do everything myself ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 15:「Police station - Jason , Rosie , Kevin , Andy」
Jason:「You ai n't got nothin' like grenades , flamethrowers ?」
Rosie:「I 'll tell you . If you let me blow you .」
Jason:「Rosie , I ai n't never taken advantage of someone while she was f*cked up .」
Rosie:「What a liar ! I know that Patsy Lyle passed out in the middle of having s*x with you .」
Jason:「She was fine when it started .」
Rosie:「Come on . I 'm real good at it .」
Jason:「I just would n't feel right about it , darlin ' .」
Kevin:「Would you feel right about it now ?」
narration:Kevin points his arm on Jason 's head .
Rosie:「Shoot him . I want to see what happens to his head .」
Jason:「No .」
Kevin:「What 's the game with the one bullet in the gun and you do n't know if it 'll go off or not ? That Chinese fire drill ?」
Jason:「Russian roulette .」
Kevin:「Yeah , that 's it .」
narration:Kevin shoots but there 's no bullet . Andy arrives .
 Andy " Kevin , drop it .
 Now Kevin shoots on Andy but there 's a bullet . Jason takes the arm from Kevin .
Andy ( before Jason shoots ):「Jason . It 's okay . Kevlar .」
Jason:「Cool you get one for me ?」
Andy:「Only got the one .」
Jason:「Well , that sucks .」
Scene 16:「The Fortenberry 's house - Hoyt , Maxine」


Television:「You know how big this match is . Not only are both of these men champions of their respective brand , I mean , you know ...」
Maxine:「Damn . I should have frozen these Snickers bars first . What the hell . It 's all gon na melt when I cook it . Maybe I 'll freeze it then .」
Hoyt:「Mama , what the heck are you doin' ?」
Maxine:「Hot sauce .」
Hoyt:「Oh , God . Nobody 's gon na eat that .」
Maxine:「He will . And he is gon na love it . We have to hurry .」
Hoyt:「We ai n't goin' nowhere .」
Maxine:「Maryann will remember this day for the rest of her life . I do n't have the heart to tell her it 's all downhill from here .」
Hoyt:「What the hell are you talkin ' about ?」
Maxine:「'Cause there ai n't a woman alive who 'd go through with it if she knew the truth . Oh Hoyt , you can go ahead and pack that box of chardonnay in the car .」
Hoyt:「Mama . We ai n't goin' .」
Maxine:「You are not keepin ' me from this .」
Hoyt:「When Daddy died , I promised you I would take of you .」
Maxine:「You were ten . Let it go .」
Hoyt:「I 've already let too much bad happen to you .」
Maxine:「You have n't let enough bad happen to me . You know how much times I wanted to go down to Merlotte 's and drink myself silly and find some dumb redneck to take to my bed ? But no . I had to take care of you .」
Hoyt:「You ai n't yourself right now .」
Maxine:「Lordy , boy , you are every bit as big a pansy as your daddy .」
Hoyt:「Daddy was a hero .」
Maxine:「Daddy ... was a secret drinker . You want to know what I really think ? A closet homosexual . That man just liked to dance more than a normal man should .」
Hoyt:「Yeah , I do n't want to hear this . It 's just mean . He died protecting me and you from a burglar .」
Maxine:「Daddy put a bullet in his own head , 'cause he was too weak to handle his responsibilities . I lied and said it was a burglar , 'cause otherwise we 'd have never gotten that life insurance money , dumb ass .」
Scene 17:「In the woods - Sookie , Lafayette , Arlene , Terry」
Sookie:「My Gran lived and died in that house , and now it 's like people who are the exact opposite of everything she was are ... defiling her . I almost got raped in Dallas , but this is so much worse .」
narration:Sookie and Lafayette are in the woods in front of Sookie 's house .


Lafayette:「Do n't take it personal , Sook . They ai n't themselves , and they 're not doin' it on purpose .」
Sookie:「The first time I met Maryann , I knew there was something seriously off about her . She was thinking creepy foreign stuff , and I could tell it was n't good .」
Lafayette:「You could n't have stopped her .」
Sookie:「How come there 's so much wrong in the world , Lafayette ? How come so many people are willing to do bad things and hurt other people ?」
Lafayette:「Because they 're weak .」
Sookie:「Well , I am not weak , and I am not afraid . I am gon na kick that bitch 's evil ass out of my Gran 's house and then you are gon na shoot her .」
Lafayette:「In the f*ckin ' head .」
Sookie:「Right .」
Arlene:「Hey . Y'all trespassin ' . You 're gon na have to pay a fine .」
narration:Arlene and Terry are on the tree .
Terry:「Yeah . Or go to the brig .」
narration:They come down .
Arlene:「The fine is a hundred million dollars and your pants .」
Terry:「I 'll take that gun .」
Lafayette:「Hey , about drugs ? Would you take some drugs ?」
Arlene:「No , I do not take drugs , thank you .」
Terry:「What do you got ?」
Lafayette:「MDMA . Pharmaceutical grade .」
Terry:「You ai n't got no oxy ?」
Arlene:「Drugs are for losers , baby .」
Terry:「It 'll make s*x real nice .」
Arlene:「Okay . Give me .」
Lafayette:「How much you want ?」
Terry:「All of'em .」
Arlene:「Yeah . 'Cause if a job ai n't worth doin' all out , then why order a hamburger unless there 's steak at home or somethin' like that , right ?」
Sookie:「I do n't wait anymore . I 'm gon na go in through the back porch .」
Lafayette:「I 'll be right behind , soon as I get done with these bugeyed freaks .」
Arlene:「I got a yellow one .」
narration:Sookie runs through the house .
Lafayette:「Here , chickie chickie . Here , chickie chickie .」
Scene 18:「Fangtasia - Sam , Eric , Pam , Coby , Lisa」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Why should I help you , shifter ?」


Sam:「Because I need your help . We need it . And hopefully someday I might be able to give you somethin' you need .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Can you give me Sookie Stackhouse ?」
Sam:「No .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 's a shame . That would be a tribute I would not soon forget .」
Sam:「I 'm not here to give you tribute , Eric .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , you 're here to request my help based on a hypothetical future in which you return the favor . But you are known to not be friendly toward those like me . Why should I trust you ?」
Sam:「Because until somebody starts trusting somebody , we 're all single targets just ripe for the picking .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I have no knowledge of this maenad creature , although I suspect it 's the bullheaded beast that passed through recently . Right ?」
Pam:「That thing owes me a pair of shoes .」
Sam:「So can you help us or not ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do know someone who might me able to offer something useful . Might ... be able to .」
Coby:「Can we see your fangs ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't you like vampires , little girl ?」
Sam:「Eric !」


Lisa:「Our almost stepdaddy hated vampires , but we do n't .」
Coby:「He went on a vacation with Jesus .」
Pam:「You make me so happy I never had any of you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , come on , Pam . They 're funny . They 're like humans , but miniature . Teacup humans .」
Pam ( in a foreign language ):「I hate them . They 're so stupid .」
Eric ( in the same language ):「But delicious .」
Sam:「So can you call this other person who might be able to ...」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Better yet , I 'll go see her . But I must leave right away .」
Sam:「No problem .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll walk you out .」
Pam ( in the foreign language ):「Please get those horrible things out of here . I 'll be smelling them for a week .」
narration:On the parking .
Sam:「You have my cell phone number .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll let you know if I learn anything of use to you . Good night tiny humans .」
narration:Eric flies .
Coby:「Wow , he can fly !」


Sam:「Come on , Coby . Let 's get you two back to Bon Temps . Come on , get in . let 's go .」
narration:They leave .
Scene 19:「Sookie 's house - Jane , Sookie , Mike」
narration:Jane is singing . Sookie comes in , in silence .
Jane ( to herself ):「Here we go . All done . ( She sees Sookie ) Lookie here . It 's a present . ( Jane shows Sookie her finger that she just cut ) He loves presents .」
narration:Sookie goes in the house . There 's a young man in her kitchen . Mike Spencer is on the floor . He touches her foot .
Mike:「Remember when your Gran was layin ' here ... all bloody and dead ?」
Sookie:「Of course I do .」
Mike:「Come on down here with me .」
narration:Mike , Jane and the other man scream .
Sookie:「It 's okay . Sh . It 's okay . It 's okay . Stop .」
Mike:「Come on .」
narration:Sookie lies on the floor , next to Mike .
Mike:「You smell good .」
Sookie:「You do n't . Not at all .」
Mike:「Makes me feel more alive bein ' in the presence of death , do n't it ? Well , I guess you 'd know that .」
Sookie:「Not as much as you .」
Mike:「How come you let him put his dead pecker inside you ? It ai n't natural and I ai n't right .」
Sookie:「I do n't think you 're in any position to talk about what 's natural and right .」
Scene 20:「The queen 's house - Sophie - Anne , Bill , Ludis」
Sophie - Anne:「What are you in the mood for ?」
Bill:「Nothin' for me , thank you .」
Sophie - Anne:「William , you have to eat before we play Yahtzee . I need you to play your best game .」
Bill:「I only feed from Sookie .」
Sophie - Anne:「Why on Earth would you do that ?」
Bill:「Your Majesty , I implore you . If you 've told me everything about maenads , then give me leave to return to Bon Temps .」
Sophie - Anne:「Oh , dear . Ludis .」
Ludis:「Your Majesty .」
Sophie - Anne:「Ludis , this is my good friend Bill Compton . Would you allow him to feed from you ?」
Ludis:「Yes , of course .」
Bill:「I appreciate the offer , but the ...」
Sophie - Anne:「William , you have to at least try him . I insist .」
Ludis:「I will have a s*x with you .」
Bill:「That will not be necessary .」
narration:Bill feeds from Ludis .
Sophie - Anne:「I love watching two men together .」


Scene 21:「In front of Sookie 's house - Lafayette , Maryann , Karl」
Maryann:「Can I help you ? Horse nettle . Also known as bull nettle , the Devil 's tomato , and my personal favorite , the apple of Sodom . It 's quite poisonous . But in the tiniest of doses , a savory addition to any wine - based sauce . Gives it a pungent hint of madness . A little touch of total abandon .」
Lafayette:「Stop !」
Maryann:「And I can tell that you are no stranger ...」
Lafayette:「Bitch , I said stop !」
Maryann:「... to total abandon .」
narration:Lafayette shoots but Maryann raises her hand and the bullet hits Karl and kills him .
Maryann:「Oh , poor Karl . You did n't really advance much in this lifetime . You cook , do n't you ?」
Scene 22:「The queen 's house - Sophie - Anne , Bill , Hadley , Eric」
narration:They play with a fourth guy at Yahtzee .
Sophie - Anne:「I hate threes .」
Bill:「Your Majesty , I really need to leave .」
narration:Bill stands and begins to leave .
Sophie - Anne:「Maenads are sad silly things . The world changed centuries ago and they 're still waiting for the God Who Comes .」
Bill:「Does he ever come ?」
Sophie - Anne:「Of course not . Gods never actually show up . They only exist in human 's minds , like money and morality .」
Bill:「If I ca n't kill her , how do I get her to leave Bon Temps ?」
Sophie - Anne:「She has to believe that she 's successfully summoned forth Dionysus ... in hope that he will ravish her , quite literally devour her , until she 's lost into oblivion .」
Bill:「So she seeks ... death ... the true death . The one thing she 's evolved beyond .」
Sophie - Anne:「Ironic , is n't it ? You know , they 're really not that smart , these maenads .」
Bill:「So how does she summon this nonexistent god of hers ?」
Sophie - Anne:「I never said he was nonexistent . I just said he never comes . She believes if she finds the perfect vessel , sacrifices and devours part of him or her while surrounded by the magic of her familiars , then her mad god will appear . At that point , when she willingly surrenders herself to him ...」
Bill:「That 's the only point she can be killed .」
Sophie - Anne ( about Bill ):「He was the smartest boy in class .」
Bill:「The perfect vessel ... human ?」
Sophie - Anne:「They prefer supernatural beings .」
Bill:「The two - natured ?」
Sophie - Anne:「Shifters , yes . And Weres . Fortunately , they show little interest in us . Something about our hearts not beating . But they 'll try any other being that straddles the two worlds .」


Bill:「As long as it has a beating heart .」
Sophie - Anne:「You have to remember , they 've been trying for centuries . They 're constantly improvising their recipes in hopes of finding that one magic element that will make it all happen . Idiots . Excuse me . Hadley , keep our guests entertained , wo n't you ?」
narration:Sophie - Anne goes to speak to a guard .
Sophie - Anne:「Really ? How interesting .」
Hadley:「How 's my cousin Sookie ?」
Bill:「She 's good .」
Hadley:「Be sure and tell her I said hey .」
Bill:「I do n't know .」
Hadley:「How 's Gran ? I 'd love to talk to her sometime , but I owe her so much money .」
Bill:「I think it 's best that you are not in touch .」
Hadley:「Oh , I know . There 's no place for me in that world anymore . Still think about'em , though .」
Sophie - Anne:「That 'll be all .」
narration:She comes back at the table .
Sophie - Anne:「Well , seems your friend Mr. Northman is here .」
Bill:「Then it 's definitely time for me to go .」
Sophie - Anne:「This alpha male posturing , you two really should just f*ck each other and get it over with . I could watch .」
Bill:「Thank you for seeing me .」
Sophie - Anne:「Enjoy your restricted diet . I do look forward to meeting her .」
narration:Bill leaves .
Sophie - Anne:「Yahtzee .」
narration:On the entry :
Bill:「What are you doing here ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hoping the queen can tell me how to kick a maenad 's ass .」


Bill:「Now why would you want to do that ? So that you 'll look like a hero to Sookie ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , Bill . This paranoia , it 's really quite unbecoming . Has she ... mentioned me ?」
Bill:「No . That was really quite desperate of you , tricking her into drinking your blood so that she became attracted to you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Unlike you who fed her your own blood the very night you met .」
Bill:「How do you know that ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「So you 're not denying it ?」
Bill:「I was saving her life .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Is n't that convenient ?」
Bill:「You stay away from Sookie , Eric . Or I will tell the queen that you 're forcing humans to sell vampire blood for you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You would n't .」
Bill:「I wo n't , as long as you never come close to Sookie ever again .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't like threats , Bill .」


Scene 1:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Lafayette , Tara , Maryann , Jane , Eggs , Arlene」
Lafayette:「She wants you downstairs with the egg .」
Tara:「Yeah ?」
Lafayette:「Now .」
Sookie:「Tara ? Tara ? What are you doing ?」
Tara:「He 's coming . This means he 's coming .」
Sookie:「Tara ! Tara , what ... ? Lafayette , sweetie ? I 'm your friend . I know you 're in there . You do n't want to do this .」
Lafayette 's thoughts:「Prepare her for Bromios , prepare her for Eleutherios .」
Lafayette:「Take off your clothes .」
Sookie:「What ? Listen to what you 're saying .」
Lafayette:「I have thousand - year - old vampire blood in me . Now , take off your f*cking clothes !」
narration:Sookie takes off her clothes .
Lafayette:「Now put this on .」
narration:Lafayette and Sookie go down .
Jane:「Get down here . We 're waiting for you .」
Lafayette:「Here she is , just like you wanted .」
Maryann:「Just in time .」
Sookie:「What the hell are you doing in my grandmother 's wedding dress ?」
Maryann:「Welcome , Sookie . You 're gon na be my maid of honor .」
narration:Credit
Sookie:「Eggs , let me go .」
Eggs:「Do n't fight it . Just let it take you .」
Sookie:「I 've spent enough time being taken recently .」
Maryann:「You have n't been taken . Just borrowed . To go along with old , new and blue over here .」
Arlene:「Which one am I ?」
Sookie:「You have no right to wear that dress .」
Maryann:「I know I should have asked , but I could n't find you . You 'll probably never us it anyway .」
Sookie:「Oh , go to hell .」
Maryann:「Please do n't be so negative . It is my day .」
Sookie:「And you 're in my house . And those are my friends . Plus Jane Bodenhouse .」
Jane:「I 've always liked you , Sookie . You give me extra pickles .」
Sookie:「I do n't knowhow you did what you 've done to them , but I will not let this happen .」
Maryann:「Girls , would you mind going and helping with the refreshments ? I need to have a moment with my maid of honor .」
Jane:「Come on , Lafayette .」
Maryann:「Oh , and bring some vines . You too , Eggs . She 's not going anywhere .」
narration:Everyone leaves .
Maryann:「I 'm all yours . Give it your best .」
Sookie:「My best what ?」
Maryann:「The electricity . Do it again .」


Sookie:「I ca n't . it 's never happened to me before . I do n't even know what it was .」
Maryann:「I never felt anything like it . It was like nature herself was shooting out from your fingertips .」
narration:Sookie tries .
Maryann:「That 's hitting me . You 're not committing to this at all .」
Sookie:「I do not have electrical powers . I am a human being .」
Maryann:「You keep saying that . But if you were human ... I would have taken you over by now . Come on . It 'll be our little secret . What are you ?」
Sookie:「I 'm a waitress . What the f*ck are you ?」
Scene 2:「Maxine 's house - Maxine , Hoyt」
narration:Maxine sings in the kitchen . Hoyt is sleeping . She tries to go out but he stops her .
Hoyt:「Mama , no .」
Maxine:「What good 's it do you to keep your mother locked up in her own house ? Norman Bates .」
Hoyt:「I 'm gon na take everything you 've said for the last days about me , about Daddy , and lock it up in a little box , and forget it ever happened .」
Maxine:「This is bigger than your petty , little feelings . A god is coming into our midst . Does any part of your puny brain understand what that means ?」
Hoyt:「We 're staying home .」
Scene 3:「Sookie 's house - Maryann , Sookie」
Maryann:「Think back . Was n't there ever a time you felt someone , or something , watching over you ?」
Sookie:「Yes . God .」
Maryann:「You can call it that . But it 's not the same one the blind billions worship . And in your heart of hearts , you know it .」
Sookie:「Fine . Then what am I ?」
Maryann:「You 're definitely beyond human . I live off human energy . And yours I ca n't channel . That 's very rare , though surprisingly not unique in this town .」
Sookie:「Sam . You 're marrying Sam ?」
Maryann:「Please . My husband is a god . Sam is ... he 's just the ideal wedding gift . It 's been such a long wait . I 'm sorry . I 'm getting a little overexcited . I 'll smear everything . No time has ever been more perfect . I know my special sacrifice is on his way .」
Sookie:「He 's done nothing to you .」
Maryann:「He is the vessel . He appeared to me naked , a virgin , drawn to the very statue that represents the birth of my god . Should have sacrificed him then , but I foolishly let him go .」
Sookie:「By " sacrifice " , does that involve cutting out his heart ?」
Maryann:「It 's the food of the gods . My husband will love it . It 's the very thing that gives him life .」


Sookie:「You 'll never get Sam . He can escape you .」
Maryann:「That is why you are here . It 's fate . Just as Sam Merlotte is the one who will bring forth my husband , you , my dear , are the one who will bring forth Sam Merlotte . The moment he learns where you are , he 'll come running like a dog . Maybe even as a dog . There . Is n't that beautiful ?」
Scene 4:「Sophie - Anne 's house - Sophie - Anne , Eric , Luis , Hadley」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How long does this game go on for ?」
Sophie - Anne:「We play to 5 million .」
Hadley:「She 's way ahead .」
Sophie - Anne:「It 's pure luck . Yahtzee is the most egalitarian game in the world . You could be my social , physical , or intellectual inferior , but your chances are equal to mine . It 's the perfect antidote for this world , where things such as superiority and inferiority do matter . Speaking of which , I heard about your maker . That blows .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Thank you . Your Majesty is very kind ...」
Sophie - Anne:「Yahtzee !」
Hadley:「That 's six in a row .」


Luis:「It is a magic .」
Sophie - Anne:「I do not cheat . What would be the point ? I 'm sorry . You were saying ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I was just saying thank you . Your Majesty 's kind ...」
Sophie - Anne:「Oh yes , now I remember . Did you know that there 's a maenad in Renard Parish ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , that is the reason I came to see you .」
Sophie - Anne:「I would n't get involved if I were you . Stick to what you 're good at . I gave William Compton a few bits of hand - me - down folklore we 've accumulated over the centuries , but who knows if it 's gospel or gorilla sh1 t ? You know , I think he 's monogamous with his human .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He is in love with her , yes .」
Hadley:「He is ?」
Sophie - Anne:「Of course he would be with her . You probably are too .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do not love humans .」
Sophie - Anne:「She 's not entirely human . Have you tasted her ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sadly , no .」


Sophie - Anne:「Do n't . Ever . One vampire falling in love is bad enough .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , Bill Compton certainly has a knack for finding trouble .」
Sophie - Anne:「For instance , how does he know I 'm having you sell vampire blood ? The guards hear everything .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Your Majesty , I 'm sorry . There 's no way he could ...」
Sophie - Anne:「That is really bad .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He does not know you are supplying it .」
Sophie - Anne:「He 'd better not . I 'm holding you responsible . There they are . Are n't yours lovely . You may be the strongest , oldest vampire in my queendom , but if I wanted , I could own your fangs as earrings . Understand ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I will take care of Bill Compton . Personally .」
Luis:「Your turn to make a Yahtzee .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You suck at this .」


Scene 1:「In the woods - Bill , Cooter , Russell , Louie」
Louie:「My ear . My f*cking ear .」
Bill:「You 're next .」
narration:A man arrives on a white horse ; it 's Russel Edington .
Russell:「Heel .」
Bill:「Your Majesty .」
Russell:「I said escort him , not hunt him like an animal .」
Cooter:「He is a goddamn animal . He killed three of us , ripped off Louie 's ear . You 're about to get deader , dead - ass m*therf*cker .」
Russell:「Cooter . Back off .」
Bill:「Cooter ? Heh - heh . Seriously ?」
Cooter:「Call me that again . I f*cking dare you .」
Russell:「Coot can be a little sensitive about his name and the evisceration of his friends . For future reference , Coot , I 'm not a fan of improvisation . When I give you an order , I expect it to be followed exactly . You understand ?」
Cooter:「Mm .」
Bill:「These wolves do your bidding ?」
Russell:「Well , unfortunately , not as well as I 'd hoped . I 'm terribly sorry , Mr. Compton .」
Bill:「You 're sorry ? Your Majesty , you 've had me abducted by werewolves . Dragged across state lines . They took silver to me , fed on my blood .」
Russell:「You drank from my guest ? Mr. Compton , join me at my home . I will explain everything . That was an order .」
Scene 2:「Lafayette 's house - Lafayette , Tara , Letti Mae」
Lafayette:「Tara , what-- ? What are you doing ? Open your mouth . Open up your goddamn mouth . I ai n't playing . Open your mouth . Spit it out . Spit it out .」
Letti Mae:「What are you doing to her ?」
Lafayette:「Saving her life .」
Letti Mae:「Sweet Jesus .」
Lafayette:「You 're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter trying to move in with him .」
Letti Mae:「Tara Mae , no . You can go to hell for this , baby . Please , Lord , forgive her .」
Lafayette:「Oh , will you move the f*ck back ? Get out of the way . With a mother like you , it 's a miracle she ai n't tried this years ago .」
Letti Mae:「Where are you taking her ?」
narration:Tara No . Let me go .
Letti Mae:「I 'm going with you .」
Lafayette:「You failed this girl for the last time , you hear me ? Now get the f*ck up out my way .」
Scene 3:「Fangtasia」
Sookie:「It stands for Operation Werewolf , some kind of secret Nazi commando force from World War II .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「You found this branded on a dead man 's neck ?」
Sookie:「Bill summoned Jessica there . He was trying to show us who kidnapped him .」
Jessica:「Yeah , Nazi werewolves .」
Sookie:「That dead guy was strong and fast enough to take Bill . He had to be something supernatural . I was hoping you could tell us more .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Never seen it before . Sorry .」
Sookie:「Why do I get the feeling you 're blowing me off ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He speaks in a foreign language to Pam .」
Pam:「Let 's go to the ladies ' room and stare at ourselves in the mirror .」
narration:Pam and Jessica leave .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Here 's what I know about werewolves」
Sookie:「Boy , does that sound familiar .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And here 's what I know about you」
Sookie:「You think I 'm that stupid ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , I think you 're human .」
Sookie:「Do n't underestimate me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't underestimate yourself . Your life is too valuable to throw away .」
narration:In the bathroom :


Jessica:「So , Pam , when you 're feeding on someone , how do you not kill 'em ?」
Pam:「Bill did n't teach you that ?」
Jessica:「Bill does n't want me to feed on people . And now he 's gone and ...」
Pam:「It 's in the heartbeat . You feel it in the blood .」
Jessica:「Yeah ?」
Pam:「And when it slows , you stop .」
Jessica:「Yeah , but how do you stop ?」
Pam:「I think about crying children with soggy diapers . Also maggots .」
Jessica:「Well , let 's say ... that you did kill somebody by accident . What would you do with the body ?」
narration:Back to Sookie and Eric .
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have no connections in the were community . They 're not gon na answer your questions . They do n't even want youto know they exist .」
Sookie:「Bill 's out there somewhere in danger . I ca n't just go on with life like that 's not happening . You know that , maybe better than anyone . When Godric went miss-」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Bill Compton is no Godric .」
Sookie:「But he 's everything to me .」
narration:Sookie begins to cry .


Coach Eric Taylor:「Please do n't do that . It makes me feel disturbingly human .」
Sookie:「I risked my life to help you find Godric , and I do n't expect you to do the same for Bill , but at the very least , I hope you 'll help me if you can .」
Jessica:「Sookie , you got ta get me home before dawn .」
narration:Sookie , Pam and Jessica leave . Eric remembers a night with Godric in Germany in 1945 :
Eric ( in Swedish ):「It 's here Godric . I feel it .」
Godric ( in Swedish ):「Wait .」
narration:A soldier comes in . He finds a naked girl crying .
Girl ( in german ):「Help me .」
Soldier:「It 's going to be all right . I wo n't hurt you .」
narration:She turns into a wolf and kills him . Eric and Godric come down .
Girl ( in German ):「We 're on the same side you fools .」
narration:Eric sees the mark of Operation Wewolf on her neck .
Eric ( in German ):「No , we 're not .」
narration:Back to reality .
Scene 3:「Russell 's mansion - Russell , Talbot , Bill」
Talbot:「You 're late .」


Russell:「Talbot . William Compton .」
Talbot:「Welcome to Mississippi , Bill . Sorry I 'm not dressed , but we were expecting you last night .」
Russell:「There were complications with his escort .」
Talbot:「f*cking werewolves . Let 's show you to your room , get you all cleaned up , huh ?」
Bill:「My room ? Your Majesty , you promised me an explanation .」
Russell:「And I have no intention of letting you leave without one .」
Talbot:「I just redecorated the guest room . Wait till you see the bed , Bill . It 's marvellous . It once belonged to Countess Elizabeth Bathory , Hungary 's legendary serial killer . Rumour has it that she loved to torture virgins and bathe in their blood . Now , be careful at the door , Bill . It 's 100 percent sterling silver from Morocco . It 's light - tight , of course . Bathtub 's through there . And if you need anything , anything at all , someone will always be right outside of your door . Just ring the little bell .」
Bill:「You 're only making matters worse for yourself by holding me captive .」
Russell:「Oh , no one 's holding anyone captive . We 're , uh-- We 're conducting business . You 're a guest in my home .」
Bill:「Guests are invited . Guests can leave of their own accord .」
Russell:「And once you 've heard my proposal , so can you , if you choose .」
Talbot:「Enough business . Time to rest . You had the bleeds twice this week .」
Russell:「We 'll talk over dinner .」
Talbot:「So nice to meet you , Bill . Enjoy the bed .」
narration:Talbot and Russel leave .
Talbot:「He 's a challenge .」
Russell:「I think I 'm gon na have to bring in the girl .」
Talbot:「Hm .」
Scene 4:「Lafayette 's car - Tara , Lafayette」
Tara:「I threw up all the pills . I 'm okay . I do n't need to go to the hospital . Just pull over , please .」
Lafayette:「Bitch , you tried to kill yourself .」
Tara:「I did n't plan it . I just saw the bottles , and I thought , " Enough . " I deserve some peace .」
Lafayette:「And I deserve to plan your f*cking funeral ? Spend the rest of my goddamn life blaming myself ?」
Tara:「I 'm sorry . If you take me to the hospital , they 're gon na lock me in a padded room pump me full of drugs , and force me to tell them what happened . Lordy . And if I tell them about Eggs and Maryann , they 'll throw away the key .」
Lafayette:「Eggs would want you to live , Tara .」


Tara:「Eggs does n't want sh1 t . Eggs is dead . The one time in my entire life I thought I was happy , I was a f*cking zombie . What the hell is wrong with me , Lafayette ?」
Lafayette:「Life ai n't not having problems , Tara . It 's about being able to deal with the ones you got .」
Tara:「Well , obviously , I ca n't .」
Lafayette:「You can and you will , if I got ta drag your narrow ass through this world kicking and screaming . Look , the Buddhists were n't lying when they said life is suffering . It do n't mean you get to check out early and leave me here .」
Tara:「What are you doing ?」
Lafayette:「First I 'm gon na get some food in you . Second , there 's something you need to see .」
Scene 5:「Bill 's house - Jessica , Sookie , Hoyt」
Sookie:「You want me to stay here ? I feel weird leaving you all alone .」
Jessica:「I 'm a vampire , Sookie . I do n't need-- ( She sees Hoyt ) I do n't need a babysitter .」
Sookie:「Of course you do n't .」
Jessica:「Be gentle with him . And if you feel anything from Bill--
 I 'll call you .」
narration:Sookie leaves .
Jessica:「What are you doing here ? It 's almost dawn .」
Hoyt:「B - positive . Thought you might be hungry .」
Jessica:「Hoyt , you ca n't keep showing up , leaving stuff at my door .」
Hoyt:「Now , listen to me . If there 's one thing that I learned from this whole thing with my mama , it 's that I got ta take better care of you . You could n't control yourself . Be like if I had n't eaten and people were walking around with hamburgers on their necks .」
Jessica:「No . That 's not what it 's like at all . You do n't know what it 's like . You never will . Biting people , getting so mad that I do bad things by accident , that 's in my-- It 's in my nature .」
Hoyt:「Wanna know what 's in my nature ? Running back to my mama and doing anything that she tells me for the rest of my life . I ai n't gon na do it . We can fight our natures together .」
Jessica:「It 's too late .」
Hoyt:「Do n't say that , Jessica . I--」
narration:She goes in the house . Behind the door , she cries . Hoyt cries too and leaves , angry and sad .
Scene 6:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Jason」
narration:Sookie arrives home . There 's someone in the kitchen .
Sookie:「So gross .」
Jason:「Oh ! God . Unh ! My family junk . Oh , Jesus .」


Sookie:「Oh , Jason . I 'm sorry . I - It 's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark ?」
Jason:「I could n't sleep . And , um , well , I just kept thinking about how Gran would be doing handstands in her grave if she saw her-- Ugh . Her house like this . So I thought I 'd come and clean up , and-- And then I got hungry . I figured you 'd be with Bill . ( Sookie begins to cry ) What did I say ?」
narration:Later in the morning :
Jason:「There 's werewolves ?」
Sookie:「Yes .」
Jason:「Holy sh1 t . Bigfoot ? Is he real too ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . I guess it 's possible .」
Jason:「Santa ?」
Sookie:「Jason , focus .」
Jason:「Uh , yeah , sorry . Well , what can I do to help ?」
Sookie:「Nothing . Apparently , that 's what I 'm supposed to do too , which is totally impossible . Every sound I hear , every time the phone rings , every shadow , I think it 's Bill . I keep expecting him to come through the door and say , " Sookie . "」
Jason:「Let me talk to Andy . I wo n't tell him the whole werewolf part but maybe there 's something he could do to help .」
Sookie:「Andy Bellefleur ?」
Jason:「Yeah , we went through some pretty intense sh1 t together during the whole Maryann thing .」
Sookie:「What kind of sh1 t ?」
Jason:「I do n't know . I do n't remember half of it . And do n't even think about reading my mind , because I just wanna put all that behind me . You heard about Eggs .」
Sookie:「I helped him remember things . That 's why he went after Andy and got himself killed .」
Jason:「Yeah , that was n't your fault , believe me .」
Sookie:「Well , tell that to Tara . I do n't think she 's ever gon na forgive me . Maybe I deserve that .」
Jason:「Well , you were just trying to help . It 's the thought that counts . And , uh , Tara 's tough . She 'll get through it . Sookie , you just need some sleep . Let me worry about Bill for a while .」
Sookie:「Thanks , Jason .」
Jason:「It 's just you and me now . Well , you 're gon na marry Bill , and now it 's you , me and Bill .」
Scene 7:「The Mickens - Sam , Tommy , Joe Lee , Melinda」
narration:Sam in sleeping in his car when Tommy points a gun at him .
Tommy:「Do n't move . Get out of the car .」
Sam:「Which is it ? Do n't move or get out of the car ?」
Tommy:「Come on .」
narration:They go on the house .
Tommy:「Hey , Mama ! Joe Lee .」


Melinda:「Oh . Quit hollering .
 It 's too dang early . Who the hell are you ?」
Joe Lee:「Who the hell is he ?」
Sam:「My name 's , uh , Sam Merlotte .」
Tommy:「That 's the guy I told you about , the one asking all the questions . Found him spying outside .」
Sam:「Spying ? I was sleeping . All right ? Put the gun down . I 'm not here to hurt nobody .」
Joe Lee:「You from Collections ? Because I put that check in the mail yesterday .」
Melinda:「Merlotte . That name 's familiar . We met before ?」
Sam:「Thirty - four years ago .」
Melinda:「Tommy , put the gun down .」
Tommy:「What ?」
Melinda:「Put the gun down . ( To Sam ) It 's you .」
Sam:「Yeah .」
Melinda:「It 's really you .」
Tommy:「It 's really who ? Who is he , Mama ?」
Scene 8:「Merlotte 's - Sookie , Terry , a man」
narration:Sookie arrives and parks in the parking . She hears a man 's voice .
Man:「Grab her , knock her out . Be back in time to watch Let 's Make a Deal .」
narration:Sookie sees a man in the woods . Terry arrives .
Terry:「Morning , Sook . You okay ?」
Sookie:「Did you just see someone here ?」
Terry:「No . Usually when I see things other people do n't it 's because I ai n't taking my medication and I ...」
narration:The man disappeared .
Sookie:「Come on out , you big coward . What have you done with Bill ?」
narration:Terry and Sookie are in the woods where the man stood .
Terry:「Motorcycle boot . Size 10 . Now , that 's just weird .」
Sookie:「What ?」
Terry:「Tracks end here . Which do n't make a lick of sense unless he turned himself into a bird and flew away .」
Sookie:「Or a wolf .」
Terry:「Yeah . Panther or coyote maybe , but I ai n't never seen no wolves in these parts .」
Sookie:「Until now .」
Scene 8:「Meadowglde Clinic - Tara , Lafayette , Ruby Jean , Jesus」
Tara:「Jesus Christ .」
Lafayette:「Tara , calm down .」
Tara:「What the f*ck , Lafayette ? You drive me two and a half hours to show me something and you take me to a f*cking nuthouse . How could you , Lafayette ? You ca n't commit me against my will .」
Lafayette:「Ai n't nobody f*cking committing you , but if you do n't chill out quick , somebody might change their mind . ( To the person at the front desk ) Hi . Um ... We 're here to see Ruby Jean Reynolds , please .」
Woman:「Let me check .」


narration:In a room :
Jesus:「Just one bite . Come on . Come on , Ruby . You come on . You got ta eat something . Come on , give me some . Why do you always do this ?」
narration:Lafayette and Tara arrive .
Jesus:「Can I help you ?」
Ruby:「Oh , that 's just my son , Lafayette .」
Lafayette:「Hi , Mama .」
Jesus:「You told me your son passed away .」
Ruby:「He did . God killed him because he 's a faggot . But he keep coming back .
 Hey .
 This is Jesus . He 's a Mexican , but he ai n't raped me yet .」
Lafayette:「I 'm sorry .」
Jesus:「Do n't worry . I 'm used to it . Nice to meet you」
Lafayette:「Lafayette . This is my cousin , Tara .」
Jesus:「Hi , Tara .」
Tara:「Hi .」
Jesus:「I 'm glad you 're here . I 've been taking care of your mother for six months . I think you 're the first visitor she 's had .」
Ruby:「Do n't listen to him . People just keep coming and going . They coming and going , baby . What you want with me , Lafayette ? Wish to hell they 'd leave me alone .」
Jesus:「Listen , if you can get her to eat something , you 'd be my hero .」
Ruby:「He spits in my food through them rotten - cheese teeth . Wetback .」
Lafayette:「Oh , my fucking--」
Jesus:「Nice to meet you .」
narration:Jesus leaves .
Lafayette:「Mama , you remember Tara .」
Ruby:「God killed you too .」
Tara:「Almost .」
Scene 8:「Police Station - Andy , Jason , Journalists , Bud」
Andy:「Well , that 's my job . I was just doing what I had to to protect myself , but I ai n't no hero .」
Journalist:「Detective Bellefleur , in addition to being stabbed , the victims were also clawed by an animal . What kind of animal was that ?」
Andy:「Well , that 's a good question . ( Jason arrives ) And , uh , I 'm sure Sheriff Dearborne would love to answer it for you .」
Journalist 2:「Detective ... Can I get one other question ?」
Bud:「Ahem . Uh ... We 're still working on that . We 're not sure if the suspect trained the animal .」
Andy:「Hey , what are you doing here , Stackhouse ?」
Jason:「Wow . All these reporters , they 're here for you ? Is this because of Eggs ?」
Andy:「No , it 's because of me winning the Miss America Pageant . Thought I told you to lay low .」
Jason:「I need your help with something .」
Andy:「Ai n't I done enough for you already ?」
Jason:「Hey , I was trying to save your life .」


Andy:「Now I 'm trying to save yours .」
Jason:「Listen , I 'm sorry . I know I should n't be here , but Sookie , she 's trying to blame herself for killing Eggs . Andy , we got ta make this right . We got ta make it right .」
Andy:「Okay .」
Journalist:「Yeah , but , sheriff ...」
Andy:「Hey , how about a second lunch ?」
Scene 9:「Merlotte 's - Sookie , Terry , Arlene」
Terry:「Wo n't he come looking for his clothes ?」
Sookie:「I 'll bet he 'll come looking for more than that .」
Terry:「I 'd feel a lot better if you let me call Andy .」
Sookie:「I 've already got somebody on it . He 's a sheriff and a vampire . Listen , Terry . You ca n't tell anyone about this . Okay ?」
Arlene 's voice:「Could I get help here ?」
Sookie:「This guy is my one shot at finding Bill .」
Terry:「I 'm not so good with secrets .」
Sookie:「I think you 're a lot better at things than you give yourself credit for .」
narration:Arlene arrives .
Arlene:「I 've been out there hollering for help for 10 minutes .」
Terry:「I 'm sorry , darling . I did n't hear you . Let me get that .」
Arlene:「No . I can do it all by myself . Just like I do everything else .」
narration:Arlene leaves .
Terry:「Would you mind telling Arlene how I 'm good at things and all ?」
Sookie:「Sure . But if you want my advice , tell her yourself . You wait to tell people how you feel about 'em , you never know what can happen .」
Terry:「Sookie , hold up . You know how to use one of these ?」
Sookie:「I ai n't that blond . Thanks , Terry .」
Terry:「I ... I 've always liked you , and I 'd miss you if you got killed . Just so you know .」
Scene 9:「Micken 's house - Sam , Tommy , Melinda , Joe Lee」
Melinda:「I was 16 . Your daddy was doing 12 years in prison .」
Joe Lee:「For a crime I did n't commit . Your mama did n't even tell me about you till after she gave you away .」
Melinda:「I did n't know what else to do . The Merlottes seemed like good people . They had money and a big house . They said they could give you a better life . Did they ? Did you have a good life , Sam ?」
Sam:「Till I was 15 .」
Tommy:「What happened when you were 15 ?」
Sam:「I think y' all know . Was that the real reason you gave me away ? Because of what I am ?」


Melinda:「I knew there was a chance , but your daddy 's regular . And I prayed and I prayed that you 'd turn out like him .」
Joe Lee:「Why would you pray for that ? What you are is special , son . You got something extra in you . You should be proud of that .」
Sam:「Is that right ? Because what , uh , being special has meant to me is walking this world alone , not knowing what the hell I am , why I am this way .」
Melinda:「Sam , Joe Lee may be married to a shifter and raising another , but there ai n't no way he can understand what it 's like to be one . I am so , so sorry you had to go through that all alone .」
Sam:「I am too .」
Tommy:「What about no one telling me my whole damn life I had a brother ? Anybody f*cking sorry about that ?」
Joe Lee:「Boy , do n't use that tone with us !」
Melinda:「Joe Lee , calm down .」
Tommy:「Welcome to the family . You can have them .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 10:「Clinic - Tara , Lafayette」
Tara:「Why did n't you tell me ?」
Lafayette:「She made me promise not to . Did n't want nobody seeing her like this .」
Tara:「But six months , Lafayette ? Alone in this place ? Even she do n't deserve that . She do n't deserve it .」
Lafayette:「You know how much it costs keeping her here ? More than two legal jobs ' worth , that 's how much . I mean , the only reason why I 'm paying , because I hate her raggedy ass so much , I do n't wanna take care of her my goddamn self .」
Tara:「If that were true , you would 've left her to the state , or on the street where you found her . You think I can end up like her .」
Lafayette:「There 's some darkness in this family , Tara . My mama , your mama . But they ai n't strong enough to beat it . We are . We 've been f*cking fighting tooth and nail to survive this bullshit our whole life , and I ai n't letting you give up now .」
Tara:「Okay . I get it .」
Lafayette:「You promise ?」
Tara:「Promise .」
Lafayette:「All right , now let 's get the f*ck up out of here . It stink in here . But , hooker , if you ever try to pull the sh1 t you pulled last night again , I swear , your ass is gon na get a room next to Ruby Jean . And I 'm gon na make sure the m*therf*cker spooning your peas ai n't half as hot as Jesus . Is you feeling me ?」
Tara:「Yeah , I 'm feeling you .」
Lafayette:「And we clear ?」
Tara:「We clear .」
Lafayette:「We got it .」


Tara:「We got it .」
Lafayette:「All right , now .」
Scene 11:「Micken 's - Tommy , Sam」
Sam:「1958 Plymouth Fury . You know that 's the same car they used in Christine ? Stephen King ? Horror movie ?」
Tommy:「Yeah , you think I do n't know that ? Probably think I ca n't even read .」
Sam:「Hey , I did n't say that .」
Tommy:「I bet they sent you to one of them fancy f*ck schools , did n't they ? I 'd give anything to be adopted , grow up with rich , normal parents instead of these freaks .」
Sam:「Would you , now ?」
Tommy:「Yeah .」
Sam:「Well , they were n't rich , and they were n't so normal either . When they saw what I was , they walked out on me .」
Tommy:「I 'm supposed to feel sorry for you now ? At least you had 15 good years .」
Sam:「Did you know you were gon na shift ? Did they tell you what to expect ? Yeah . Would 've much rather had that than what I got .」
Tommy:「Oh , you 've known them a couple hours , and all they did was coo on you and cry . You got no idea what you 're talking about .」
Sam:「Well , I did n't realize this was a " whose life is more f*cked ? " contest . If it means that much to you , you win . Look , I got no idea how to deal with this whole family thing . Never imagined I had a brother , something like that was even possible . All right , I 'm not here to take anything away from you .」
Tommy:「Yeah , well , good , because I ai n't got nothing to take . I need to run , cool down .」
Sam:「Care if I join you ?」
Tommy:「No . Do n't care . I used to get in a lot of fights . After you .」
Scene 12:「Bill 's house - Jessica , Woman on the phone」
Woman on the phone:「Bon Temps Hardware .」
Jessica:「Hi . Do you carry chain saws ?」
Woman:「Yep .」
Jessica:「Yeah ? How much are those , huh ?」
Woman:「Two sixty - eight twenty - two .」
Jessica:「How much ?」
Woman:「Two hundred and sixty - eight dollars and twenty - two cents .」
Jessica:「Uh , can I rent one of those for the night ?」
Woman:「Uh - huh . Forty - nine ninety - five .」
Jessica:「Awesome . Thanks . Thank you .」
Scene 13:「Russel 's Mansion - Talbot , Russell , Bill」
Talbot:「Chilled carbonated blood . It 's cruelty - free , all willingly donated . Note the citrusy finish . This one ate only tangerinesfor weeks .」
Russell:「Mr. Compton , thank you . It is an honor to have you in my kingdom again .」


Bill:「Your Majesty has been very hospitable . Perhaps my queen will take this into consideration before she has you staked .」
Russell:「If staking vampire royalty were a viable option trust me , you would not be sitting here .」
Bill:「Why am I ?」
Russell:「I wanna make you sheriff of Mississippi Area 2 . The world 's only cactus plantation .」
Bill:「You did n't kidnap me and drag me across state lines just to offer me a job .」
Russell:「Oh , you 're too hung up on state lines . Those lines will soon cease to exist .」
Bill:「You 're waging war against the queen of Louisiana ?」
Russell:「War ? Heh . How barbaric . Look , vampire politics may be medieval , but I 'm not .」
Talbot:「Excuse me , gentlemen . I need to drain the second course . Carlo , bring me that Thai boy .」
narration:Talbot leaves .
Russell:「I mean Sophie Anne no harm . In fact , just the opposite . I intend to marry her . For the moment , she says no . But a queen is entitled to change her mind .」
Bill:「And how will you make that happen ?」
Russell:「With your help , of course .」
Scene 14:「Merlotte 's - Andy , Jason , Man , Reporter」
Andy ( on tv ):「Well , that 's my job . I was just doing what I had to protect myself , but I ai n't no hero .」
Reporter:「The citizens of Bon Temps may beg to differ .」
Jason:「Andy .」
Man:「TV star .」
Jason:「I mean , detective . Detective Bellefleur , you are a real - life , honest - to - Jesus hero . You 're the wind beneath my wings , man .」
Andy:「Stop it . You are embarrassing me .」
Jason:「Well , you got nothing to be embarrassed about . You shot the bad guy . Right in the head . Everybody loves you .」
Andy:「Well , what do you want me to do ? Stand up and tell them all the truth ? You 'll go to jail .」
Jason:「Maybe that 's where I belong . I keep trying to do good all the time , but all I ever end up doing is just hurting people .」
Andy:「You 're a good guy , Stackhouse . You got a lot of heart . You 're prettier than most girls . If you just applied yourself right , you could accomplish almost anything .」
Jason:「You really think so ?」
Andy:「Why else would I be babysitting your drunken ass , making sure you do n't piss your entire future away ?」
Jason:「I love you , Andy . You 're my best friend .」
Andy:「Now , that 's just sad .」
Scene 15:「In the woods - Tommy and Sam」
narration:The are running in their animal form . A car hits Sam . Tommy leaves him alone naked .
Scene 16:「Bill 's house」


narration:Somone goes to Bill 's house and finds a file that contains information on Sookie and her family .
Scene 17:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Eric , Godric , Woman」
narration:Sookie is in her house when she hears noise from outside .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hello , Sookie .」
narration:She opens the door .
Coach Eric Taylor:「They came for you .」
Sookie:「Just one . This morning . He took off before I could get anything out of him . That why you 're here ? Or do you know something about Bill ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I lied to you .」
narration:Flash back in 1945 :
Eric ( in German ):「Who is your master ? Who is your master ?」
[ b]Woman ( in German ):「Give me your blood . I will tell you.[/b ]」
Godric ( in Swedish ):「The blood is sacred .」
narration:Eric gives her blood .
Eric ( in German ):「Who is your master ?」
Woman ( in German ):「He is one of you .」
narration:She jumps on Eric and tries to kill him but Godric stops her and kills her .


Godric ( in Swedish ):「A vampire is never at the mercy of his emotions . He dominates them . We will find him . Patience .」
narration:End flash back .
Sookie:「You and Godric were in the SS ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「We posed as whatever would help us in our search .」
Sookie:「But you were hunting the Nazi werewolves ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「The symbol is runic . This , uh , pack dates back a lot farther than the Nazi Party .」
Sookie:「So they are n't Nazis ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , they 're much more than that . These are not ordinary werewolves . They 're organized , well - funded , highly trained , and fuelled by vampire blood .」
Sookie:「Why did n't you tell me last night ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「The big question is why am I risking everything to tell you now ? My loyalty is not to Bill . In fact , it would advantageous for me in numerous ways if he were never found . But ...」
Sookie:「But ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Now they 're coming for you , and I owe you .」
Sookie:「When you say you were risking everything to tell me , what did that mean ?」


Coach Eric Taylor:「The goal tonight was to keep you out of danger , not put you in more of it .」
Sookie:「Eric , you ca n't just say something like that and then leave .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , I 'm not leaving . You 're going to invite me in so I can protect you . Or have passionate primal s*x with you . How about both ?」
Sookie:「You 're not gon na distract me by talking nasty .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I already have .So ... are you going to invite me in ?」
Sookie:「I 'm still Bill 's .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「So you are .」
Scene 17:「Russel 's mansion - Talbot , Russell , Bill」
Talbot:「Warm blood bisque infused with rose petals .」
Russell:「Mm . There 's a lot of natural gas to be had in Louisiana . I enjoy the music . Frankly , I 've outgrown my sandbox . Sophie Anne is a delightful eccentric .」
Talbot:「Please , she 's as madas a monkey on a trike , and she has been for centuries .」