Ginger:「Well , sometimes I just come in for deliveries , but these days I 've been coming in for ... Never mind all that . You just finish up your sandwich and go back to sleep .」
Ginger voice off:「I almost told her about her friend Lafayette , in the basement . Eric says I ca n't tell her .」
Sookie:「Lafayette ? Why would Eric have Lafayette in the basement ?」
Ginger:「I just work here .」
Ginger voice off:「Please do n't make me use that gun under the cash register .」
narration:Sookie takes the gun .
Sookie:「Take me to him ! Now !」
narration:The go down on the basement . Lafayette is there .
Sookie:「Oh , my God . Lafayette . Lafayette .」
Lafayette:「Sookie . Is that really you ?」
Sookie:「What have they done to you ?」
Lafayette:「Do I look like a vampire ?」
Sookie:「You look awful .」
Lafayette:「I feel f * * * * * * worse . I guess that means I ai n't a vampire then , wich is good .」
Sookie ( to Ginger ):「Uncuff him .」
Ginger:「I do n't have that key . I swear .」
Ginger voice off:「Eric 's gon na be so mad at me . Jesus have mercy .」
Sookie:「I 'm gon na get you outta here . I promise .」
Scene 11:「Maryann 's house - Eggs , Tara , people」
narration:Eggs is playing guitar and other people are listening at him . When he finishes , Tara goes to him .
Tara:「That 's a new song ?」
Eggs:「Yeah , well , I did n't get serious about this till recently , so I got a lot to learn .」
Tara:「Sounding pretty good to me .」
Eggs:「Nice , I just , you know , I love music , I just wasted most of my life trying to avoid doing the sh1 t I love the most .」
Tara:「Why ?」
Eggs:「I guess u just felt like ... if I was good at something , it 's probably just a waste of time , and if it felt good I probably did n't deserve it . You know , a couple days after Maryann took me in , she put this guitar in my hands , and I cried like a f * * * * * * baby . It was the first time in my life anybody 's actually ever encouraged me to do anything . So ... I 'm sorry , I ...」
Tara:「Do n't apologize . Only thing my mama ever encouraged me how to learn was how to pour whiskey . Oh , f * * * me .」
Eggs:「What ?」
narration:She looks at the time .
Tara:「I was supposed to be at work 45 minutes ago .」
narration:They laugh .
Eggs:「I can give you a ride , now .」


Tara:「How many of those have you had ? Four ? I think one DUI between us is enough , do n't you ? Besides , I am way too f * * * * * up to deal with Sam Merlotte right now .」
Eggs:「Well , is he gon na fire you ?」
Tara:「Maybe , but it 's just a job . And I got through those about as fast as I go through relationships .」
Eggs:「Maybe you have n't found the right one yet .」
Tara:「I 've had a lot of jobs .」
Eggs:「I ai n't talking about that s * * * .」
narration:They kiss .
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Scene 12:「Fangtasia - Bill , Eric , Sookie」
narration:Bill comes in the bar . He takes Sookie in his arms .
Bill:「You still angry about our fight ? Sookie , none of that matters anymore .」
Sookie:「You 're right . I 'm alive and in one piece , unlike my friend Lafayette who Eric chained up like an animal and left to bleed to death .」
Bill:「What ?」
Sookie:「You better not have known anything about this Bill Compton , because if you did , I do n't think I could ever forgive you .」
Bill:「I have no idea what you 're talking about .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「She 's referring to the human in my basement . The human that traded sexual services with a vampire in order to sell his blood . Which , as you know , is a grave offense .」


Sookie:「His name is Lafayette and you ought to be ashamed for what you 've done to him .」
narration:Sookie slaps Eric .
Bill:「Sookie !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm glad you 're feeling better . And may I add , that color suits you very well .」
Sookie:「Go to hell .」
Bill:「Sookie , enough .」
Sookie:「It 's not nearly enough . They 've tortured him and bitten him and shot him and kept him down there in his own filth for weeks .」
Bill ( to Eric ):「Is this true ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「There are others who would have done far worse and you know it .」
Sookie:「You 're gon na let him go right now , or I swear I 'm going to the police .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do not respond well to threats . But perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement . Please .」
Scene 13:「Merlotte 's - Terry , Sam , Arlene」
narration:Terry is doing the service .


Sam on the phone:「Hey , Tara . So I guess you 're not coming in tonight . I get it . You 're pissed at me for what I said about Maryann . Look . Tara , I know you 're smart and tough and you can take care of yourself , and that 's all I 'm asking you to do . Okay ? Just keep your eyes open . And take a good look at the people around you . And be careful , okay ? Just be careful .」
narration:Arlene arrives .
Arlene:「I know . I know I 'm late , I 'm sorry , but Lisa decided to give Coby a nose piercing . Like she saw on America 's Next Top Model . Well , now he 's got an infection ...」
Sam:「It 's okay , Arlene . Just go ahead and get changed」
Arlene:「Is everything alright with you Sam ?」
Sam:「Yeah . Yeah , everything 's fine . I thought , Sookie 's supposed to be working tonight .」
Arlene:「Oh , yeah , she was . She called and asked me to cover for her . Lord knows I owe her one after ... You know . Nice and understanding looks good on you , Sam .」
Scene 14:「Bill 's home - Jessica」
narration:Jessica gets out of the place where she sleeps .
Jessica:「Hello . Anybody home ? Bill ? Sookie ...」
Scene 15:「Merlotte 's - Jessica , Hoyt」
narration:Jessica comes at Merlotte 's . She looks at two clients .
Client ( to his friend ):「Chick , two o'clock .」
narration:She sees Hoyt . She takes places at a table in front of him and reads the menu . Hoyt goes to her .
Hoyt:「Hi .」
Jessica:「Hi .」
Hoyt:「You mind if I join you ? I mean , if you 're alone .」
Jessica:「I 'm alone .」
Hoyt:「I 'm Hoyt .」
Jessica:「Jessica .」
Hoyt:「So this might sound kind of funny , but I was just sitting there , thinking , " How come you do n't ever meet a nice girl , Hoyt ? " and the you just walked right in .」
Jessica:「How do you know I 'm a nice girl ?」
Hoyt:「Because of you smile , I guess . You can tell a lot about someone by the way they smile , and you know , I watch people all the time . You see , like that . That 's beautiful . I could just ... I could stare at that all day long .」
Jessica:「Day ? Yeah , right .」
Hoyt:「Did I say something wrong ? No , course not .
 Okay , good , because I do n't wanna scare you away ... Would you like a drink or someth ... or food ? You hungry ? You should try the chicken fried steak , because it 's ... it 's like a chicken and a steak got together and made a baby . It 's delicious . Crispy , baby , and ...」


Jessica:「I 'll just have a bottle of Tru Blood . B positive .」
Hoyt:「You 're a vampire ? For real ? Waw . That is awesome . A bottle of Tru Blood . Coming right up .」
narration:He goes to order . Jessica smiles .
Scene 16:「Fangtasia , Eric 's office - Eric , Sookie , Bill , Lafayette , Pam」
Sookie:「So if I agree to go to Dallas to help look for this missing vampire , you 'll let Lafayette go ?」
Bill:「No , you nearly died last night . You are not going to Dallas .」
Sookie:「Bill , I can make up my own mind .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I will pay all of your expenses , of course , and yes , I will release your friend .」
Sookie:「And I want 5000 $ ( To Bill ) I 've missed a lot of work and I need a driveway .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Your human is getting cocky .」
Bill:「She will take $ 10000 and I will escort her .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't think so , no .」
Sookie:「Yes . Ten thousand and Bill comes with me or it 's a deal breaker .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「You surprise me . That is a rare quality in a breather .」
Sookie:「You disgust me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Perhaps I 'll grow on you .」
Sookie:「I 'd prefer cancer .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You need to leave immediately .」
Bill:「I will make the travel arrangements , but I will need your credit card number .」
narration:Pam opens the door and throws Lafayette on the ground .
Pam:「Such a shame . I was hoping I could convince Eric to let me keep you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , you already have enough pets .」
Lafayette:「No offense , but you ai n't exactly my type , b * * * * .」
Pam:「Can I kick him ?」
Bill:「You can try .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Enough . Have Chow fetch their car .」


narration:Jason comes in his room and sees all the people who are lying on the floor , full of blood . Someone comes and put him on the ground .
The man:「I can smell that hot blood just under your skin , and , cowboy , you smell awesome .」
Jason:「f*ck you .」
The man:「That can be arranged . But I 'm gon na kill you first .」
narration:It was a joke . Jason has believed it was a vampire .
Luke:「Teacher 's pet was scared .」
People:「You got him .」
Jason:「I was scared . Vampires are scary .」
Luke:「How 's that lip ?」
Jason:「It 's okay . How 's your nose ? Jason hits Luke . Vampires are not a joke ! There 's a war going on .」
narration:And you 're either on the dark side or you 're on the side of the light . And there ai n't no in - between .
Luke:「I think you broke my nose .」
narration:Bill and Jessica are in the living room . Bill and Sookie arrive .
Hoyt:「I 'm so sorry , okay , Bill ? I know how this must look .」
Bill:「Get out of my house .」
Sookie:「Bill , do not hurt him .」
Hoyt:「I swear , I would n't let it go any further .」
Bill:「I said , get out of my house .」
Jessica:「It 's my house too .」
Bill:「Jessica , upstairs .」
Sookie:「Okay , let 's all just try to calm down .」
Hoyt:「Good idea .」
Bill:「Are you gon na leave , or am I gon na have to throw you out through a window that is closed ?」
Sookie:「Bill , that is just rude .」
Bill:「Sookie , I 've got this .」
Hoyt:「I 'm going . I 'm going . I was n't gon na do nothing .」
Bill:「It 's not her that I 'm protecting」
Hoyt:「I do n't believe him for a minute .」
Bill:「We established there was to be no hunting in this house .」
Jessica:「Look , I know you feel like sh1 t because you had to make me , and you should feel like sh1 t .」
narration:But guess what . I 'd never even kissed a boy before that . Meeting Hoyt 's the only good thing that 's happened to me since my whole new life started . Now , I 'm not ready for anything to happen too fast . I 'd have been happy just to go on kissing him all night long . Now , is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on ?
Sookie:「I think I 'm going to like her .」
Bill:「Do not make the mistake of thinking you two can be girlfriends . She is ...」


Sookie:「Yeah , I get it . She 's a vampire . Believe me I learned my lesson about that . But , Bill , I think we should take her with us to Dallas . I think it would be good for you , because I think , deep down , you do n't like vampires even though you are one .」
Bill:「So ?」
Sookie:「Hating yourself is a bad thing .」
Bill:「I am a vampire . I am supposed to be tormented .」
Sookie:「You 're not just a vampire . Jessica does n't have to be either . You can teach her how to walk that line between vampire and human .」
Bill:「Yes , because I have mastered that .」
Sookie:「Okay , so you can teach each other .」
Bill:「It 's so different for her . When I was made , one had no choice but to live completely outside the human world as an outlaw . A hunter . Humans were prey and nothing else . I envy her . I 'll need to call the airline to arrange for two travel coffins instead of just one .」
Sookie:「Is n't it exciting ? Our first trip together . Oh , come on , Bill . I was almost killed last night . Again . At least give me this .」
narration:Daphne and Sam are in the see .
Daphne:「Do you do this a lot ?」
Sam:「Swim ?」
Daphne:「night .」
Sam:「Actually , I do .」
Daphne:「I love when it 's dark . You have to focus\Non all your other senses . It 's amazing what we can feel when you take away the " looking at things " part . You know ?」
Sam:「I think it 's also because there 's no people here . Ai n't no boats , no car stereos blasting crap music , nobody saying stupid things way too loud because they 're drunk .」
Daphne:「Just the world . Like it was when it was brand - spanking - new .」
Sam:「It is kind of paradise , Bon Temps .」
Daphne:「This little old hick town ?」
Sam:「Why not ?」
Daphne:「There 's not a whole hell of a lot to do , for one thing .」
Sam:「So there 's less to distract you from just being where you are when you 're there .」
Daphne:「What about the aggressively ignorant people that live here ?」
Sam:「Who are very loyal clientele . Once they decide they like a place , they stop looking for anywhere else to go . And they like to drink .」
Daphne:「What are you , president of the JCs ?」
Sam:「I 'm just a guy who likes where he lives .」
Daphne:「Home sweet home , huh ?」
Sam:「I thought it was . I do n't know I might be heading off soon .」
Daphne:「Where to ?」
Sam:「Someplace probably a lot like this .」
Daphne:「You ai n't never lived in the city ?」


Sam:「Cities bring out the worst in people . They loose touch with nature .」
Daphne:「It 's where they come from do that here too .」
Sam:「Not in the same way .」
Daphne:「My fingertips are turning into raisins , and I feel like pancakes . There 's a 24-hour truck stop out on I-20 toward Arcadia , makes the best ...」
Sam:「Sweet potato pancakes .」
Daphne:「You know it ? Do you wanna come with me ?」
Sam:「I 'm not really that hungry .」
Daphne:「You 're worried about me seeing you naked . I have seen boy parts before . Water ai n't exactly opaque . Daphne is getting out of the water . Sam sees big wounds on her back .」
Tara:「I promise I 'll start looking for my own place as soon as I ...」
Sookie:「I asked you to move in , not crash for a few days . You 're family . A limo is picking me up at 5 today , so ..」
narration:: .I 'm on my way . Love you the most .
Sookie:「Love you more .」
Maryann:「Who do you love the most ? What do you have planned today ?」
narration:: I think I 'm gon na be taking off .
Maryann:「For taking off work ? Fabulous .」
Tara:「No , I 'm gon na go live with Sookie .」
Maryann:「I 'm very sorry to hear that .」
narration:: I mean , me being here was always supposed to be temporary .
Maryann:「Everything 's temporary , Tara .」
Tara:「I do n't really wanna dance right now , okay ?」
Maryann:「Of course . What happened ? You fit so well here , and you seemed to be having so much fun last night .」
Tara:「I think everybody was having a little too much fun last night . Will you tell Eggs I left ?」
Maryann:「Sure . I 'm gon na miss you .」
Tara:「Thank you so much for everything .」
Maryann:「I 'm sure you 'd do the same for me . Go . Flourish . And do n't every say no to yourself .」
Jason:「I do n't know who Lazarus was , but he sure as hell was not the first vampire . Everybody knows it was Dracula .」
Luke:「It 's in the Bible , moron . Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead .」
Jason:「So Jesus made the first vampire ? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire . I mean , he rose from the dead too . And he told people , Hey , y' all , drink my blood . It 'll give you special powers .」
Luke:「Jesus never said that .」
An other guy:「No , the first vampire was Cain . Being a vampire is the mark of Cain . It 's God 's punishment for bringing the first evil into the world by killing his brother .」


Luke:「The first evil was Eve eating the apple . That 's why they call it " evil " .」
Jason:「That was n't evil . That was just skirting the rules . Evil is making the " premedicated " choice to be a dick .」
We heard:「Jason Stackhouse , please meet Reverend Newlin outside the administration offices .」
Luke:「There 's one thing you can count on」
Jason:「Then explain Europe to me .」
Reverend Newlin:「Morning . Ai n't she a beauty ? Let 's you and me take a little trip together .」
Jason:「Am I in trouble ?」
Newlin:「We 're all in trouble , Jason , as long as there are vampires in the world .」
Sookie:「I still have n't moved into Gran 's room , but you go ahead and take mine . And when I get back , we 'll celebrate properly . Until then , happy birthday , I miss her so much .」
narration:: I know . I do too . So why 'd y' all pick Dallas for your trip ?
Sookie:「Bill has some business there .」
Tara:「Hell , do those vampires wanna use your mind - reading again ?」
Sookie:「I have Bill there to protect me .」
Tara:「Why are you even with this guy if he makes you do these things ? The s*x can'be that good .」
Sookie:「It 's pretty good . And I love him .」
Tara:「Well , yeah , but ...」
Sookie:「You ca n't just sit around saving your heart for some perfect idea of a man who 's never gon na come along . Life is too damn short . Besides , Bill 's not making me do anything . I agreed to this to save your fool cousin , thank you very much .」
Tara:「He did n't tell you ? Tell me what ? I did n't even know he was back . Is he okay ?」
narration:In the doctor 's office . Miss Jeanette
 dead
 is lying on a table .
The doctor:「I heard there 's been panther sightings in Nakatosh .」
Bud:「There are too wide for a panther .」
The doctor:「I can tell you this」
The policewoman:「So it was an animal ?」
The doctor:「That did that , definitely . The chest was carved with a knife though . Yeah , I got real clear incisions , so unless you can think of an animal that can wield a hunting knife ...」
Bud:「We are looking at a human / animal collaboration .」
The policewoman:「Bud , that does n't make any sense .」
Bud:「I was making what people with actual sense of humor refer to as a joke .」
The policewoman:「I 'm sorry . A black woman is paralyzed and then butchered to death in the town where I live . I did n't realize that was funny .」
narration:Andy is coming .


Andy:「I wanna ask about the pig . I seen in this report you wrote up after Tara Thornton 's car wreck .」
Bud:「Andy , what are you doing looking through those files ?」
The doctor:「I 'm going to the gym . Been spending some time with my shirt off recently . So , you guys lock up after me . Okay ?」
Andy:「Did you get a good look at that pig ?」
The policewoman:「There was n't any pig . Tara was so drunk she drove off the road . She was making up sh1 t to hide it .」
Andy:「Was it brown ? Because I 've seen that pig in a dollhouse .」
Bud:「Andy , you 're drunk . On the job .」
Andy:「I ai n't drunk . Like you never had a beer in the middle of the day .」
Bud:「I 'm not an alcoholic .」
Andy:「You 're just a dumb old man who do n't know anything about nothing who does n't wanna learn .」
The policewoman:「That 's not cool , Andy .」
Andy:「I know . I 'm sorry , Bud .」
Bud:「I know you are . But I need to be able to count on you in this job , and I ca n't do that if you 're drinking .」
narration:me your badge .
Andy:「Hell , no .」
narration:: I know you in there , even if you wo n't pick up the phone .
 : Damn , hooker , sh1 t .
Tara:「How come I have to hear about you being back from Sookie ?」
Lafayette:「What else she tell you ?」
Tara:「That you got shot and fed on and chained up in some vampire dungeon .」
Lafayette:「Sookie need to keeper mouth shut , and so do you .」
Tara:「you been to the hospital ?」
Lafayette:「What you think gon na happen if I show up to the ER with a gunshot wound ? I do n't need the police up in my business .」
Tara:「You need to see a doctor .」
Lafayette:「For what ? So they can give me drugs I already got ? I do n't left a message on Uncle Cyrus ' voicemail . I 'm gon na be okay .」
Tara:「I 'm gon na stay here and make sure you 're taken care of .」
Lafayette:「Oh , no , you 're not .」
Tara:「It 's my birthday .」
Lafayette:「Hooker , look . I 'm not in the partying mood right now , okay ?」
Tara:「You do n't have to do anything . I'll sit here and watch TV with you .」
Lafayette:「Bitch , look , You know I love you , all right ? But I just spent two and a half weeks thinking I 'm gon na die at any second . I ai n't got it in me to take care of you tonight . All right ?」


Tara:「If you die , I 'm gon na be really pissed .」
Lafayette:「That makes the two of us .」
narration:At the Merlott 's
Terry:「I thought you were leaving .」
Sam:「Have n't left yet .」
Terry:「That mean you ai n't leaving ?」
Sam:「Nope , it means I have n't left yet .」
Terry:「So you are leaving ?」
Sam:「Have n't left yet .」
Terry:「Dumbass .」
Sookie:「Are there any lunch specials ?」
Terry:「I think I got everything I need to make Jailhouse Chili .」
Sookie:「Are you sure ? Because last time , you forgot the corn chips .」
Terry:「sh1 t ! Right . We 'll just call whatever this turns out to be Terry 's Scramble . Scrambled Terry 's Scramble .」
Sookie:「Hush .」
Terry:「I just do n't know if I can do it , Sookie .」
Sookie:「Do what ?」
Terry:「Run this place when Sam leaves town . It 's too much pressure .」
Sookie:「Sam 's leaving town ?」
Terry:「He 's supposed to be this morning .」
Sookie:「Sam , were you gon na tell me you were leaving ?」
Sam:「You were n't here .」
Sookie:「Where are you going ? Oh , for Pete 's sake , Sam . I know it seems like I led you on , but cut me some slack . My grandmother had just been murdered . Rene was after me . I did n't think Bill was coming back .」
Sam:「Jesus Christ , I really do n't have time for this .」
Sookie:「If you care about our friendship I suggest you make time for it .」
Sam:「Look , I got serious sh1 t that I 'm dealing with right now . Making you feel better is not high on my list .」
Sookie:「I get serious sh1 t that I 'm dealing with too . And because of some of that sh1 t , I 'm gonna ... need to take off a couple days .」
Sam:「Fine . I probably wo n't be here when you get back .」
Sookie:「Is that really how you want to leave things ?」
Sam:「What other way is there ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know , but throwing away years of friendship seems pretty damn stupid to me .」
narration:Back with Jason and Reverend Newlin . They are playing at a game that consist in killing vampires
 in picture
 .
Newlin:「All right ! Here , aim this ! Here we go !」
Jason:「Mr. Vampire . You 're gone ! How do you like me now , you scary - ass M*therf*ckers ? Sorry .」
Newlin:「You are one hell of a shot , boy . We ought to give you wooden bullets instead of silver ones .」


Jason:「Silver bullets are way cooler .」
Newlin:「Silver bullets wo n't kill a vampire , they 'll just bring him down so he can be staked . But if you shoot a Fanger straight in the heart with a wooden bullet , you are staking him right there . Makes them explode . So I hear .」
Jason:「They just kind of fall apart . It 's like a water balloon .」
Newlin:「You 've seen it ? Damn , I 'm jealous . That 's got to be a sight watching God 's awesome power just obliterate evil right in front of your eyes . One day . One day soon .」
narration:Tara is watching TV at home .
 " For young Rafael Cordova , it was the beginning of the longest day of his life . Rafael first ran with the Pamplona bulls the week after he turned 18 following in the footsteps of his two older brothers , and had run five consecutive runs without a scratch . "
Eggs , Maryann etc:「Surprise !」
Maryann:「Did we scare you ? Oh , my God !」
Tara:「What are y' all ?」
Maryann:「Nobody should spend their birthday alone .」
Tara:「How 'd you even know ?」
The employed of Maryann:「Kitchen ?」
Tara:「It 's through there .」
Maryann:「It 's this way .」
Eggs:「What were you crying about ?」
Tara:「I always cry on my birthday . It 's always the worst day . No matter what I do I end up crying , because my birthday always sucks .」
Eggs:「This is the year that changes . I promise you that .」
Maryann:「We have been planning this party for days , but you threw a major monkey wrench into things by moving out .」
Tara:「Is that a wedding cake ?」
Maryann:「What 's the difference ? It 's all about casting off the empty shell of what 's dead and embracing the mysteries of what is yet to come . We are gon na have a wicked good time tonight . I can feel it in my bones . I 've been on the phone all day calling all your friends .」
Tara:「What friends ?」
narration:At the Light of the Day .
Reverend Newlin:「Honey ? Two Buds , please .」
Mrs Newlin:「Two beers ?」
Reverend Newlin:「Is that good ? That 's why we need the day off , so we can have a beer and relax now and then .」
Mrs Newlin:「All right . One , two .」
Reverend Newlin:「It 's really good . Here , cheers ! So how 's it going ? You having fun ?」
Jason:「No , this is just great .」
Reverend Newlin:「Do you like country music ?」
Jason:「I ca n't get enough of it .」
Reverend Newlin:「Mostly I listen to ...」
narration:Jason stars to dream about Mrs Newlin .


Reverend Newlin:「... I really like to hunt , and I 'd go hunting caribous .」
Jason:「Really ?」
Reverend Newlin:「Would you believe that Sarah used to be a vegetarian ?」
Jason:「I know .」
Reverend Newlin:「Really ? She told you that ?」
Mrs Newlin:「I hope you boys are ready for some true Southern decadence .」
Reverend Newlin:「You do n't really eat Sarah 's ribs . It 's more like you take a bath in them . Hang on a sec .」
Mrs Newlin:「Here let me . Let 's see .」
Jason:「Thank you . Thank you .」
Mrs Newlin:「Is that good ?」
Reverend Newlin:「That smells good .」
Mrs Newlin:「All right , smooth that right there .」
Jason:「Feels good .」
Mrs Newlin:「Steve , I think Jason has the makings of a true soldier of God .」
Reverend:「I was just thinking the same thing .」
Jason:「No , I got a long way to go .」
Reverend:「Not as long as you might think . God has chosen you ...」
Mrs Newlin:「Amen .」
Reverend:「for His most glorious mission .」
Mrs Newlin:「Praise His light .」
Reverend:「We are forming an elite spiritual army called the Soldiers of the Sun . And Jason , we need you . God needs you .」
Mrs Newlin:「What a blessing .」
Jason:「All right .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 At the Merlott 's
Daphne:「Another Scotch and Coke .」
Sam:「I 'll take care of him .」
Arlène:「It 's a slow night . Lucky for you .」
Sam:「I thought you quit drinking .」
Andy:「I thought I did too .」
Sam:「Well , I do n't want your sister giving me grief if you wreck her car . So I 'm cutting you off .」
Andy:「f*ck you , Merlotte .」
Sam:「I know that 's the Scotch talking otherwise I might need to say , " Go f*ck yourself " .」
Andy:「I ai n't even got an office anymore . Bud took my badge .」
Sam:「You 'll get it back when you sober up and you know it . Now , go home .」
Andy:「So my tight - ass sister and even tighter - ass grandmamma can look at me like I 'm a big loser ? No , thanks .」
Sam:「No more drinks for Andy .」
Arlène:「He 's the only one in here . No one else has come in for over an hour .」
Sam:「Your point ?」
Arlène:「Let 's close up early , I want to go to Tara 's party .」
Sam:「Tara 's having a party ?」


Arlène:「Yeah . At Sookie 's . For her birthday . You know that real elegant woman that Tara 's friends with ? She 's throwing it , and I heard she knows how to throw a party .」
Andy:「She sure does . I can tell you that . Fantastic food . Now I need to ask Tara about a pig .」
Arlène:「So can we go ?」
Daphne:「Go where ?」
Arlène:「Home .」
Andy:「Party at the old Stackhouse place .」
Daphne:「Party ? Well , you can count me in . I 've been working hard enough for one day . You going ?」
Sam:「I do n't think so .」
Daphne:「I hope you change your mind .」
narration:Miss Thornton arrive
 Tara 's mother
 .
Sam:「Hey , Miss Thornton .」
Tara 's mother:「Tara here ?」
Sam:「No , she 's off today . To the girls」
's mother:「How is she ?」
Sam:「She 's okay . As far as I can tell .」
's mother:「Y'all ai n't together no more ?」
Sam:「Good night , Arlene .」
Tara 's mother:「Today 's Tara 's birthday . Twenty - six years old . Would you give this to her ? I do n't know who else to ask .」
Sam:「Of course .」
's mother:「Thank you .」
narration:" Anubis Airlines welcomes you to Dallas , the most vampire - friendly destination in the great state of Texas . "
Sookie:「That 's me ! I 've always loved these . They 're like booze for dolls . They gave me 10 . You tell I was late .」
The driver:「Supposed to be here before sundown .」
Sookie:「We got delayed for take - off .」
The driver:「Why do n't you go and wait in the limo . I got the A.C. cranked up .」
Sookie:「No , thanks . I 'm fine .」
The driver:「Oh , go on . There 's Cokes in there . He thinks」
Sookie:「Get your hands off me !」
narration:Bill arrives in his " box " with Jessica .
Bill:「Make a noise and it will be your last .」
Jessica:「How the hell does this thing open ? Somebody help get me out of here . Help !」
narration:At Tara 's party . Sam arrives .
Maryann:「A present ? For me ? I love presents .」
Sam:「It 's for Tara . From her mom .」
Maryann:「Gift table is in the dining room . Well , I have to say , I 'm impressed by your showing up .」
Sam:「Okay , listen . Go ahead and turn me , but you will also reveal yourself in the process .」
Maryann:「Reveal myself as what ?」


Sam:「As whatever the hell you are . I do n't know what you 're doing here , but these are people I care about . And I will not stand by if you try to hurt any of them .」
Maryann:「Even when they 've dumped you or chosen a dead man over you ? You 're really not an Alpha , are you ?」
Tara:「Who are all these people ?」
Eggs:「I do n't see any other people .」
Tara:「Because you only got eyes for me .」
Eggs:「Yeah , you do n't like that one bit , do you ?」
Tara:「Seriously , who are all these people ? And why are they bringing me presents ? Not that I 'm complaining .」
Eggs:「I like the way you move .」
Tara:「I love to dance . I ca n't even remember the last time I did .」
Eggs:「That 's just wrong . Anybody that dances like you should dance every f*cking day .」
narration:Everyone is dancing . Maryann takes the present of Tara 's mother et throws it away .
 Back at the Dallas 's airport . In the car of the man who was angry with Sookie . Bill hypnotise him .
Bill:「Tell me your name .」
The man:「Leon .」
Bill:「All right , Leon . No one is going to hurt you . Would you like to try ?」
Jessica:「Could I ?」
Bill:「Here . Lean in close so you can catch his gaze . And just let everything go . Let yourself be dead .」
narration:You feel it ? You are empty . A vacuum . Now you can pull his mind into yours .
Jessica:「Everything 's gon na be okay . There 's nothing to fear .」
Sookie ( to Bill ):「Do n't you worry about a thing . It 's gon na be all right . You were very sweet with her .」
Bill:「Sookie , he was sent to abduct you .」
Jessica:「It 's gon na be just fine .」
Bill:「Which means somebody\Nknew you were coming .」
Sookie:「Who do you think 's behind it ? Vampires ?」
Bill:「Too sloppy . Maybe that church .」
Sookie:「Bill , they may be crazy , but they 're still a church . They 're not gon na kidnap anybody .」
Bill:「Churches have done much , much worse throughout history .」
Jessica:「Just trust me .」
narration:Back with Jason .
Luke:「What 's the dork face about ?」
Jason:「I 'm moving out . I 'm gon na be a Soldier of the Sun .」
Luke:「Really ?」
Jason:「You heard of it ?」
Luke:「Of course I 've heard of it , it 's why I came here . I guess you feel pretty special .」
Jason:「Ai n't nothing wrong with feeling good when you achieve something . I guess you would n't know .」


Luke:「So you think you were the only one they would choose to promote ? The only one of this whole camp ?」
Jason:「It is what it is .」
Luke:「It 's 14 other guys is what it is . Including me .」
An other man:「Yeah , even four girls .」
Jason:「That 's great . Congratulations . You gon na bunk at the Newlin 's too ?」
Luke:「I get it . Preacher 's wife needs something to play with .」
Jason:「What ?」
The other man:「She wants your hot beef injection .」
Luke:「I ca n't believe . I did n't see it sooner .」
Jason:「That ai n't true . And you should n't talk about . Sarah that way .」
Luke:「You work fast .」
Jason:「I ai n't working . She 's married .」
Luke:「Go for it . She 's hot .」
Jason:「She ai n't like that . I earned this .」
Luke:「I 'm sure you did .」
Jason:「f*ck you .」
narration:In Dallas . Hotel .
The receptionist:「I have you down for a room with no bed ?」
Sookie:「No , we need a bed .」
The receptionist:「Of course . I do have a light - lockable room with a king - sized bed . It 's a suite . Double soundproofed .」
Bill:「With an adjoining room for my ... What should I call her ?」
Sookie:「Is n't there a vampire word ?」
Bill:「Progeny .」
Sookie:「Call her your ward . You have a ward , like Bruce Wayne .」
narration:Jessica is still with Leon .
Jessica:「you give me your cell phone ? Thank you , Leon . Everything 's OK . Actually , everything 's not okay . All your worst fears are about to come true . Unless you scream at the top of your lungs」
Bill:「These accommodations are being covered by a third party , right ?」
The receptionist:「Yes , sir , it 's all been taking care of by a Mr. Northman .」
Leon:「Becky Eubanks is a stuck - up whore , who let Chase finger her in the church .」
Bill:「She 's new .」
narration:In Bon Temps , Maryann makes a dance and Eggs and Tara are going in a room to make love . Eric is going the Lafayette 's home .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Good evening , Lafayette .」


Lafayette:「You ca n't come into my house unless I invite you in and I ai n't nowhere near that crazy .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have to come out eventually . I have all the time in the world .」
Lafayette:「You let me go !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I gave you a very generous gift . The gift of not killing you . And I 'm here to give you something else . The healing elixir that is my 1000-year - old blood .」
Lafayette:「I do n't think that 's a good idea . Eric
 Why do you want to give me your blood ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I like you .」
Lafayette:「Bullshit . You want to be able to keep track of me . Why ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You obviously mean something to Sookie . And what Sookie finds meaningful , I find curious . You really have no choice , Lafayette . You know it .」
Lafayette:「f*ck . Back in Dallas .」
Bill:「Leon , look at me . Look at me , Leon . Everything is going to be okay .」
Leon:「No , it 's not . My worst nightmares .」
Bill:「What on earth did you do to him ?」
Jessica:「I 'm on the phone .」


Sookie:「Maybe if you put your hand on his shoulder . Sometimes touching helps me hear their thoughts better .」
Bill:「Who sent you ?」
Leon:「Fellowship of the Sun .」
Bill:「Are you a member ?」
Leon:「No , they hired me .」
Bill:「Who specifically ?」
Leon:「I 'm not sure . It was over the phone . Money was put in a locker for me at a Greyhound station .」
Bill:「And they hired you to do what exactly ?」
Leon:「Abduct a human with the Compton party and bring her to the church .」
Sookie:「Do you know my name ? Leon
 Do you know where he is ? Leon」
Bill:「You did very well . I 'm sure your employers will be pleased .」
Leon:「Think so ?」
Bill:「Of course . What could you do ? We never arrived . It 's not your fault .」
Leon:「Flight never arrived .」
Bill:「We just were n't on it .」
Leon:「I got so nervous for nothing . Eric ( to Lafayette who sucks his harm )」
Eric at the phone:「You were supposed to call me when you arrived .」
Bill:「We were ambushed at the airport .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「By whom ?」


Bill:「You know exactly by whom , Eric . The Fellowship of the Sun . Why did n't you tell me they were involved ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I did n't know for sure . Now I do .」
Bill:「You could 've shared your suspicions with me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I could 've , but I did n't . You should remember that I am your sheriff , Bill . We are not equal . And if that displeases you , take it up with a majestor . Or the queen .」
Lafayette:「Get that sh1 t . There you go . Get that sh1 t . f*ck it , get it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How 's your leg ?」
Lafayette:「sh1 t , I just want to f*cking dance . Hit this .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How nice for you .」
Lafayette:「Come on , come on .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , I must fly .」
Lafayette:「Vegas , baby . Vegas , baby , Vegas , baby .」
narration:Jason in his new room at Newlin 's house .
Mrs Newlin:「You getting situated okay ?」
Jason:「Thank you , ma'am .」
Mrs Newlin:「Sure was fun today .」


Jason:「Yeah , it was .」
Mrs Newlin:「Are you nervous ?」
Jason:「A little .」
Mrs Newlin:「Why ?」
Jason:「Well , it 's just that , uh ... ,I ai n't never been in a place this nice before . It 's all too much .」
Mrs Newlin:「Are n't you sweet . I am so proud of you .」
Jason:「Come on .」
Mrs Newlin:「So ... proud .」
Jason:「Can I ask you a question ? Am I the only one staying here , in your house ?」
Mrs Newlin:「We had a special dorm for the soldiers , but it only sleeps 14 . And you 're number 15 .」
Jason:「Good . Good .」
Mrs Newlin:「and you 're also the best . I mean , the one that we have the highest hopes for .」
Jason:「I 'm going to try not to disappoint you .」
Mrs Newlin:「You do that .」
Jason:「Okay .」
Mrs Newlin:「And , let me know if you need anything , because we 're just at the end of the hall . Big double doors .」
narration:Sookie and Bill are together in the hotel room .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Eric . You wanted to talk .」


Bill:「This is important .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Meet me at the bar .」
Sookie:「Fudge .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I admire you , Bill . It takes a real vampire to admit the can not protect his human .」
Bill:「And it takes a true monster to not care about anyone or anything other than himself .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I care about others .」
Bill:「You care about Godric . You have no obligations to Dallas or Texas . This is personal for you . Why ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I hope you 'll enjoy your blood substitute , which is costing me $ 45 .」
Bill:「I have no intention of drinking it , I just want you to pay for it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You 're so mature .」
Bill:「Answer the question . Why this allegiance to Godric ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He 's much beloved by his subjects .」
Bill:「Only kings and queens have subjects , Eric , not sheriffs .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted . He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere . He is twice as old as I am and very powerful . There are none above him in the new world .」


Bill:「Well , if he 's so powerful , how could they abduct him ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Now , that is what worries me . If one such as he can be taken by humans , then none of us is safe .」
Bill:「What can I give you to release Sookie from her agreement ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Nothing , since you like humans so much , I think you would want to protect them . The vampires here , they 're like cowboys , if they do n't get Godric back , they 'll want justice . They 'll start attacking people .」
Bill:「Open aggression against humans ? That 's insane .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , it 's Texas .」


Scene 1:「Maryann 's party - Sam , Daphne , Terry , Arlene」
narration:Sam and Daphne are in the woods .
Sam:「What did you say ?」
Daphne:「OH , you heard me . Come on . Keep up , slowpoke .」
Sam:「Well , hey , I do n't know what you 're talking about .」
Daphne:「You 're so lonesome , Sam . I saw it in your eyes last night at the lake .」
Sam:「What ? It was dark , you did not .」
Daphne:「Did too . You 're carrying that secret like a 2-ton sack of feed on your back . It does n't have to be that way .」
Sam:「Secret . What secret ?」
Daphne:「Fibber .」
Sam:「I ai n't in the mood tonight , little girl . Daphne ? Daphne ?」
narration:Daphne has disappeared . Sam sees a doe .
Sam:「Weel , hey .」
narration:The animal becomes Daphne ; she 's a shape shifter .
Daphne:「Hey , your own self .」
narration:Credit
Sam:「Jesus Christ ! Jesus Christ , you ... you ... you ... you 're ...」
Daphne:「Shape shifter , and proud of it .」
Sam:「How 'd you ... ? How did you find out about me ?」
Daphne:「Last night in the woods ? I watched a dog jump in the water and it came up you . Is n't this great ?」
Sam:「Yeah . Yeah , it 's ... it 's pretty great .」
Daphne:「You 're not alone anymore .」
narration:They kiss . Arlene and Terry arrive .
Daphne:「Oh , crap . Hand me my drawers .」
Sam:「Hey , Terry . Arlene .」
Terry:「Hey , Sam .」
Arlene:「Daphne .」
Daphne:「Hey .」
Terry:「Good party .」
Sam:「Yup .」
Daphne:「Um , later , darling . Mwah .」
Sam:「Oh , wait ... wait .」
narration:Ashley leaves , running .
Arlene:「It 's in the air , I guess .」
Sam:「Yeah , looks like it .」
Terry:「See you at work .」
Sam:「Right .」
Terry:「Come on , special lady .」
narration:Terry and Arlene leave .
Sam:「Daphne ?」
Scene 2:「Carmilla 's hotel - Barry , Sookie」
Sookie:「Wait !」
Barry ( voice off ):「Oh , s * * * , she 's following me . Oh , s * * * , oh , s * * * . What the f * * * are you ? Go away , just do n't hurt me .」


Sookie:「I am the last person you should be afraid of . And I 'm so pleased to make your acquaintance . Sookie Stackhouse .」
Barry:「Got ta go .」
Sookie:「We have to talk about this .」
Barry:「No , we do n't . ( A man walks in front of them ) Have a good evening , sir .」
Sookie:「Well , excuse you .」
Barry:「Do n't do that .」
Sookie:「He did n't hear . He 's glamoured , ca n't you tell ? Listen . His mind 's full of fog and disco music . By the way , they ca n't glamour me . Can they glamour you ?」
Barry:「No , but I fake it .」
Sookie voice off:「You ever hear any vampire thoughts ?」
Barry:「God , no . do n't even say that out loud .」
Sookie:「Uh , I did n't .」
Barry:「Listen , I do n't know what little fried corn - on - the - cob town you 're from , or what candy - ass vampires you 're with , but this is Dallas , baby .」
Sookie:「You watch your tone of voice . And do n't you call me " baby " .」
Barry:「Dallas vamps are serious and scary as s * * * .」
Sookie:「Mine are too , thank you very much . I had to learn pretty quick how to handle myself around them .」
Barry:「If they knew what we could do , they 'd suck us dry .」
Sookie:「They 'd do worse than that . You think I do n't know ? That 's why we need to swap stories . We can help each other .」
Barry:「I do n't want any help . Just forget about it . You ca n't tell anybody about me , please .」
narration:Barry leaves .
Scene 3:「Bill 's hotel room - Bill , Jessica , Sookie , Hoyt , Maxine」
Bill:「Jessica , we discussed this .」
Jessica:「All I did was order him off the menu . You did n't say not to order off the menu .」
Bill:「I would no more allow you to feed on that young man than to watch the pornography on television .」
narration:Sookie comes in the room .
Jessica:「Porno ?」
Bill:「Jessica ...」
Jessica:「Hey , Sookie , there 's dirty movies on TV .」
Sookie:「I know . Yuck .」
Bill ( to Jessica ):「To your room , please . Tru Blood .」
Jessica:「You are going to be sorry when I get an eating disorder . Private ! Keep out !」
narration:Jessica goes in her room .
Bill:「Sookie , where have you been ?」
Sookie:「I was asking the bellboy , if there 's a candy machine , what 's a continental breakfast ... ?」


Bill:「You can not wander off on your own . The situation is more complicated than we thought . We do n't know nearly enough about the Dallas vampires .」
Sookie:「They ca n't touch me . I 'm yours . Every single part of me . Completely and totally yours .」
Bill:「I do n't think it matters to them , sweetheart .」
Sookie:「As long as it matters to you .」
Bill:「Sookie , Sookie , Sookie . Tell me you understand . Promise me you 'll do as I say , not because I say it , but for your own sake .」
Sookie:「Bill , I 've known since the airport that we 're up to our necks in a big old vampire mess again . I do n't want to get beat up or dead , I 'm not gon na do anything stupid . Is this room secure , do you think ?」
Bill:「Yeah , I believe so . But ...」
Sookie:「Then , honey , for a little while , let 's not worry . We have something to be happy about .」
Bill:「I do n't think so .」
Sookie:「Yes , we do . We 're in a vampire hotel . It 's light - tight . For the very first time , you do n't have to leave me alone in bed at dawn .」
Bill:「I forgot about that .」
Sookie:「I did n't .」
Bill:「My only desire is to keep you safe .」
Sookie:「Your only desire ?」
Bill:「Well ... no .」
narration:They kiss .
 Hoyt is in his room , reading . His cell phone rings .
Hoyt:「Your'e talking to the man .」
Jessica:「Hoyt ? Hoyt Fortenberry ?」
Hoyt:「Yeah , who 's this ?」
narration:Jessica is on her bed .
Jessica:「Jessica Hamby . Maybe you do n't remember me .」
Hoyt:「Jessica . Oh , my Lord . I remember you , all right . I ca n't stop thinking about you .」
Jessica:「Really ? I mean , really - really ?」
Hoyt:「Really - really , and then some more .」
narration:Maxine enters in Hoyt 's bedroom .
Maxine:「Hoyt !」
Hoyt:「Can you hang on ?」
Maxine:「Who the heck is calling you at this time of night ? It 's a girl , is n't it ? I know it 's a girl . Well , you tell her it 's not decent or ladylike to ... ( Hoyt closes his door ) How dare you lock the door on me in my own house ?」
Hoyt ( to Jessica ):「So where were we ?」
Jessica:「Well , you were telling me how you could n't stop thinking about me , and , well , I ca n't stop thinking about you . And I 'm all bored here in Dallas .」
Hoyt:「You want to watch TV together long - distance ? Or I could tell you about my comic book .」


Jessica:「Well , we could do both . I mean , I would just love that .」
Hoyt:「Okay . So it 's called Space Tomb . And this time they 're on the planet Historion and Sea Leopard 's just pitching a fit .」
Scene 4:「Lord of the Day Institute - Gabe , Jason , Sarah , Luke」
narration:Jason is sleeping in his room when enters .
Gabe:「Get up ! Get up ! Get up ! I said get up . Put on your sweats .」
Jason:「What 's happening ?」
Gabe:「Come on , let 's haul your butt outside , you pansy fangbanger . Let 's go !」
Jason:「God !」
Gabe:「My God , that 's right . Rise and shine for God ! Come on , let 's go . Move , move , move !」
narration:They are all outside .
Gabe:「Stand up straight . Make a line you can be proud of . Let 's go . You 're supposed to be leadership material . Mrs. Newlin ?」
Sarah:「I know you 're wondering what this is all about . Well , God needs your obedience , God needs your will and your faith . And in due time , all will be revealed to you .」
Jason:「Uh , could somebody reveal a bathroom ? Because I really need one .」
Sarah:「Sorry , not till you 've earned it .」
Gabe:「Jumping jacks , everyone . Let 's go . Maximum effort . ( To Jason ) You too goof this , Stackhouse ? I 'm telling you right now , I want to see a change in your attitude . I want to see command presence . You do n't want to do the Lord 's work ? You feel like walking away ? Go ahead . You stay , you drop and give me 30 . I said give me 30 !」
narration:Luke laughs .
Gabe:「I 'll tell you when you can laugh , you puissant little sinner . Give me 50 . Start pushing . Anyone else ? That the best you ladies can do ? You disgust me , all of you ! Pitiful ! I pray Jesus is n't watching this crap today .」
Scene 5:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs」
narration:Tara wakes up . Eggs is still sleeping . He wakes up too .
Eggs:「Hey , come back .」
Tara:「I 'm here . I 'm right here with you . I was just thinking about Sookie 's gran . She was like my mom . Such a good person . Truly good , through and through .」
Eggs:「What would she think of me ?」
Tara:「Oh , she 'd like you . She did appreciate a handsome man .」
Eggs:「Well , I wish I could 've met her .」
Tara:「Me too . She made this house the one place in the world I felt safe . And now I 'm gon na live here .」
Eggs:「Happy day after your birthday .」


Tara:「It was the only good one I ever had , because of you .」
Eggs:「The first of many , Tara Mae .」
Scene 6:「Hotel Carmilla - Sookie , Bill , Barry , a woman」
narration:Sookie wakes up . Bill is still sleeping . She goes downstairs .
Sookie:「This is the continental breakfast ?」
Barry:「What 's wrong with it ?」
Sookie:「I just thought it would be more ... continental .」
Barry:「Well , the danishes are Danish . And they 're free .」
Sookie:「Free ? I did n't know that . Would it be all right if i ... ?」
Barry:「Yeah , whatever .」
Sookie:「Now , Barry , let 's get to it .」
Barry:「Why wo n't you just leave me alone ?」
Sookie:「Because I 've never met another telepath , have you ?」
Barry:「No . And do n't say that word .」
Sookie:「It 's what you are . Nobody else knows what it 's like to be us . We need to stick together . It 's nothing to be ashamed of .」
Barry:「Yes , it is . My life is s * * * . I ca n't do anything normal people do . If I 'm not around a bunch of vampires , I ca n't hardly think .」
Sookie:「I used to feel exactly the same . Like I had a disability .」
Barry:「More like a curse .」
Sookie:「But lately , since I met my boyfriend , it seems like telepathy can come in handy sometimes . You can even make a little money . I 'm starting to see it in a whole new way .」
Barry:「Then you 're even crazier than I am .」
Woman voice off:「Ow , Brazilian wax . Feels like that b * * * * ripped out my female organs . Get a vamp to pay for laser . Somebody bite me .」
Sookie voice off:「Concentrate . Shut her out . Concentrate so hard your hair hurts , till everything goes quiet . Concentrate ...」
Barry:「Quit !」
Woman:「Do you know if Hotel Carmilla 's hiring ? There was n't anybody at the desk .」
Barry:「No , ma'am , we 're fully staffed , but you can fill out an application we 'll keep it on file . Come with me .」
Sookie:「You can control it .」
Barry:「I wish it was true .」
Sookie:「Barry , it is . I can teach you how .」
Barry:「There 's enough people in my brain already . You 're on your own . ( to the woman ) Right this way .」
narration:She goes back to her room .
Bill:「I dreamed you were gone .」
Sookie:「You did ? That 's funny , because I was .」
Bill:「Sookie ...」


Sookie:「It was only for a few minutes . I had to . Bill , it 's the most amazing thing . I met another telepath . He 's not very nice and he 's not very good at it . But , oh , it 's wonderful knowing there 's somebody besides me .」
Bill:「You made him aware of your gift after everything I 've said ?」
Sookie:「Not on purpose . We were in each other 's heads before we knew it . I thought you 'd be happy for me .」
Bill:「The more people know what you do , the harder it is for me to protect you .」
Sookie:「He ca n't even admit what he is to himself . He 's not gon na do any talking about me .」
Bill:「You ca n't be sure .」
Sookie:「Yes , I can . I 'm good at this . Look , if all I 'm supposed to do in Dallas is shut up and take orders , I might as well be slinging beers at Merlotte 's . You 're the one who told me I was more than a waitress .」
Bill:「You are . But ...」
Sookie:「What ?」
Bill:「Never mind .」
Sookie:「Talk to me . Lean on me . I 've leaned on you plenty .」
Bill:「Well , here I am , responsible for you and Jessica , and yet no decisions are mine and it makes me feel ...」
Sookie:「Like a human ?」
Bill:「Like a waitress .」
Sookie:「You 're walking on my shoes and it 's giving you blisters .」
Bill:「Eric is strangely intense about all this . It 's not like him . I do n't trust it .」
Sookie:「Do n't you worry about Eric . We 'll do the job and go home . A deal 's a deal .」
Bill:「Sookie , you know what he 's like . What 's it take him to break a contract with a girl ?」
Sookie:「A woman . He needs me . He wo n't want to make me mad .」
Bill:「I ca n't lose you .」
Sookie:「You never will .」
Scene 7:「Merlotte 's - Arlene , Daphne , Terry , Sam , Lafayette」
Daphne:「Hope you 're enjoying that Co - Cola , Arlene .」
Arlene:「Well , thank you , Daphne , I am . Because unlike you , I actually did my closing prep last night .」
Daphne:「I 'd appreciate it if you gave me a hand , just for today .」
Arlene:「Then you 'll never learn . Now , some people around here might let you slide on by , but I 'm thinking about your future as a server .」
Daphne:「That 's real generous .」
Arlene:「Do n't forget to make the iced tea . ( Terry arrives ) Hey , good - looking .」
Terry:「Hey ... you .」


Daphne:「Terry , could you make the iced tea for me , please ?」
Terry:「Uh ...」
Arlene:「Do n't you do it .」
Daphne:「Please ?」
Terry:「Uh ...」
Arlene:「You better not . ( He leaves ) See what you did .」
narration:Arlene runs after Terry .
Daphne:「Mean old freckle - face redheaded witch .」
narration:Sam arrives .
Sam:「Good morning , Daphne .」
Daphne:「Back at you , boss .」
Sam:「Hey , why 'd you take off last night ? I looked everywhere for you .」
Daphne:「I just went for a little run . You know , I always seem to need one after a shift .」
Sam:「Hey , me too .」
Daphne:「I reckon you had all you could handle for one night anyway .」
Sam:「I reckon you underestimate me .」
Daphne:「Guess we 'll find out .」
Sam:「When ?」
Daphne:「Soon .」
Sam:「Better be .」
narration:Daphne leaves .
Arlene:「Lafayette ! Oh ! Terry , Lafayette 's back !」
Terry:「Thank God , brother . Thank God .」
Lafayette ( to Sam ):「Can we talk ?」
narration:Sam and Lafayette go in Sam 's office .
Sam:「Where the f * * * have you been ? Could n't pick up a damn phone ?」
Lafayette:「Sorry .」
Sam:「Well , sorry 's not good enough . Not only did you leave us high and dry , but there are people here who give a s * * * about you . We did n't know if you were alive or dead . Hey , ordinarily , uh , right about now , you 'd be telling me to f * * * off in some colorful and creative way . Well , you want to talk , do some talking .」
Lafayette:「Sam ... all I want to know is , can I have my job back ?」
Sam:「I ought to tell you to f * * * off . All that pressure in the kitchen just about put Terry back in the VA hospital . Yeah , of course you can have your job back . The place ai n't the same without you .」
Lafayette:「Thank you , Sam .」
Sam:「Hey , Lafayette . What happened to you ?」
narration:Lafayette leaves .
Scene 8:「The LODI - Jason , Gabe , Sarah , Luke」
Gabe:「It 's midnight . You 're out of ammo . You got five hungry vampires snapping at your ass . What are you gon na do ? What are you gon na do ?」
Soldiers:「Run .」
Gabe:「Run fast .」
narration:A soldier falls down .
Jason:「Whoa , whoa , get up . You got ta keep going . You have five hungry , snapping vampires .」


Soldier:「F * * * it , I hate this , I just want to be a bank teller again .」
Luke:「That 's fine , dude . Let the vampires chew you up . You 're not good enough to lead for the Lord . That 's how you do it , Stackhouse .」
Jason:「You better pace yourself .」
Luke ( running ):「This is my pace . Whoo !」
Jason:「A * * * * * * .」
Scene 9:「Sookie 's house - Maryann , Tara , Eggs」
Tara:「Are you still here ? Or did you come back ?」
Maryann:「Karl and I slept over . Do n't you remember ? Maybe not . You were having a very nice time .」
Tara:「Maybe not . What 's all this ?」
Maryann:「Oh , looks like we need a place to stay .」
Tara:「Stay today ? Stay tonight ?」
Maryann:「Uh ... little while .」
Tara:「But you have your own home .」
Maryann:「That 's not mine .」
Tara:「What ?」
Maryann:「It belongs to one of my clients . He was out of the country , but he 's back this morning . I 'm sure I told you , no ?」
Tara:「No . you ... you did n't .」
Maryann:「Hm .」
Tara:「Look , I ... I hate to tell you this , but this is n't gon na work .」
Maryann:「But I assumed ... and we 've all been so happy living together , that you 'd want to have us close .」
Tara:「Maryann , I 'm a guest here myself . I ca n't be having a houseful of people Sookie does n't even know .」
Maryann:「She would n't mind . You explain how much we mean to you .」
Tara:「Do n't get me wrong , I could n't be more grateful for everything you 've done . But I do n't feel right about this . You ca n't move in . I 'm sorry .」
Maryann:「Oh . I see . Okay .」
narration:Maryann leaves . Tara goes in the saloon where Eggs is .
Tara:「Did you know Maryann want us all to be roommates here ?」
Eggs:「No , cool . I guess that other guy came back from Peru .」
Tara:「No , not cool . Not gon na happen . I just moved in .」
Eggs:「Okay , fine , we can go somewhere else , if that 's how you feel .」
Tara:「That 's all you got to say ?」
Eggs:「Relax , it 's no big deal .」
Tara:「What are you ... ? What are you , nomads ? F * * * * * * Bedouins ?」
Eggs:「We move around a little bit . Nothing wrong with that .」


Tara:「Nothing except I did n't know . You could 've told me .」
Eggs:「Who cares ? I mean , what matters is being with the people you love .」
Tara:「Well , other things matter too . Like knowing the truth about people you love . So while we 're on the subject , what exactly is your thing with Maryann ?」
Eggs:「Well , when I was ready to lay down and die , she lifted me up , same as she did you .」
Tara:「Now you follow her whenever she goes ?」
Eggs:「I 'm not her dog , if that 's what you 're trying to say . And why all of a sudden are you so paranoid about Maryann ?」
Tara:「Because I 'm trying not to be a fool .」
Eggs:「You know what this is really about ? Your history 's so f * * * * * up , you have no clue what family is .」
Tara:「That 's not fair . I do have a clue . Sort of . Kind of .」
Eggs:「Who gives a damn about a house ? Maryann , Karl and me , we take care of each other . We took care of you . That 's family , Tara .」
narration:He leaves .
Scene 10:「LODI - Gabe , Luke , Jason , Sarah」
Gabe:「How are we gon na work on our defensive tactics if we ca n't even climb a fence ? Let 's go . Next , come on . Come on . ( It 's Luke 's turn ) Get up there , get up there . Let 's go , come on . Come on . ( Luke falls down ) You should have paced yourself . If you 're laying down , you better be dead . Stand up . Come on . Why do you embarrass me ? Why do you straight - out embarrass me ? What 's your name , failure ?」
Jason:「Luke . It 's Luke .」
Gabe:「Well , Luke , your entire family has been ambushed by vampires , and they 're bleeding to death on the other side of this fence .」
Luke:「No .」
Gabe:「Yeah . Yeah , they are . Your mama and daddy are drowning in buckets of their own blood calling your name . it 's gon na be over in 30 seconds . Let 's go . ( Luke cries ) Nice work , Luke . They 're gone . Massacred . You 'll never see them again and it 's your own damn fault . Stay right there .」
Luke:「I tried .」
Gabe to the soldiers:「Now what are you gon na do ? He 's a big fat loser . He 's brought shame on himself , shame on you and shame on his religion . What 's a real leader gon na do ?」
Luke:「Just get rid of me . Just leave me .」
Gabe:「Up to you .」
narration:Jason goes to help Luke .


Jason:「Luke , look at me . Hey . It 's only a damn fence . Come on . Come on . I got you , brother . It 's not too late . You 're gon na save your family .」
Gabe:「Now that 's a freaking soldier of God . Good job .」
Sarah:「Good job , Jason .」
Jason:「Praise his light .」
Sarah:「Whoo ! Whoo ! Godd work !」
Gabe:「Next ! Let 's go , let 's go .」
Sarah:「Come on , guys .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 11:「Godric 's house - Eric , Bill , Isabel , Sookie , Stan」
Stan:「You should have told me Eric hired a f * * * * * * human , Isabel .」
Sookie:「Now , wait just a minute .」
Bill:「Respect her .」
Sookie:「Thank you .」
Isabel:「I could n't tell you , Stan . You 've been off on your own for days .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Are you certain Godric was abducted by the FotS ?」
Stan:「Yes .」
Isabel:「No .」
Stan:「They 're the only ones with the organization and manpower .」


Isabel:「But they 're amateurs . It does n't make any sense . This is Godric we 're talking about , 2000 years old .」
Stan:「Old do n't make you smart .」
Isabel:「Besides , there 's no proof .」
Sookie:「If they 've got him , I 'll hear it . That 's my job .」
Stan:「There 's no reason to wait . We need to take these fanatics down . Full - out attack . Exterminate them like the vermin they are , leave no trace .」
Isabel:「Hum , vampire - hating church annihilated . Wonder who did it ? F * * * * * * brilliant .」
Bill:「I doubt the King of Texas would approve the destruction of our international political agenda .」
Stan:「F * * * that . The great revelation is the biggest mistake we ever made .」
Isabel:「Do n't use Godric to make your own little power play .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You 're completely incompetent ! What 's happened to Godric is that he surrounds himself with clowns .」
Isabel:「We invited you as a courtesy . This is not your territory . You have no voice here .」


Stan:「Yeah , sheriff . Why do n't you run o back down to Louisiana . We do n't need you or your puppets .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , I 'm not going anywhere .」
Sookie:「And I 'm nobody 's puppet .」
Bill:「What we need is a plan .」
Stan:「I have a plan .」
Isabel:「It 's not a plan , it 's a movie .」
Stan:「It 's not a movie , it 's a war .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Idiots .」
Scene 12:「The Newlin 's - Sarah , Steve , Gabe , Jason .」
narration:Sarah and Steve are talking .
Steve:「I 'm in the middle of something ...」
Sarah:「I know .」
Steve:「... you ca n't come in here in front of my people .」
Sarah:「Well , I want to talk to you about it .」
Steve:「I 've got to het them to respect me ...」
Sarah:「Steve . Steve , we are supposed to be partners .」
Steve:「We are partners .」
Sarah:「Then why does Gabe always know more than I do ?」
Steve:「I do n't have time for this .」


Sarah:「You mean you do n't have time for me .」
Steve ( to Gabe ):「this is very valuable information , Gabe . It 's excellent work .」
Sarah:「I told both of you , I do n't care for this . You 're going too darn far .」
Gabe:「Thank you , Reverend Newlin . I 'll , uh , put things in motion .」
Steve:「Thanks .」
narration:Gabe leaves .
Sarah:「You do n't listen to me at all anymore .」
Steve:「What ?」
narration:Jason arrives .
Sarah:「Jason !」
Jason:「Oh , uh , you wanted me ?」
Sarah:「Yes ! You were fantastic today . Steve , he was such a warrior .」
Steve:「So you said . I 'm impressed . You 're rising to the next level recruit .」
Jason:「I am ? What 's that ?」
Steve:「Come take a little walk with me .」
Sarah:「I 'll go too .」
Steve:「We got it , honey . I 'm going to show you something that very few people have seen .」
narration:Steve and Jason are on the stairs .
Steve:「Man to man ? Sometimes I almost understand why some people believe in divorce .」
Jason:「But you got Sarah .」
Steve:「Yeah . I got her even when I do n't want her . Oh , you know I 'm just kidding . All right , you ready ?」
Jason:「Yes , sir .」
Steve ( opening a door ):「Light of Day Institute Research and Development .」
Jason:「Holy sh ... Holiness !」
Steve:「Yeah . We 're not exactly sure yet of all the ways to take them out . At first we just focused on the guns , but then we thought , well , hey , what 's a wooden arrow ?」
Jason:「Well , it 's an itty - bitty stake .」
Steve:「That 's right , Jason . An itty - bitty stake to drive through a vampire 's dead , rotten heart at 324 feet per second .」
Jason:「And that 's all she wrote .」
Steve:「I got silver bullets , silver bullets with holy water , wooden bullets . We talked about those .」
Jason:「Yes , sir .」
Steve:「A flamethrower .」
Jason:「Whoa , man !」
Steve:「Silver throwing stars .」
Jason:「Now , that I would n't have thought of . Ho - wah !」
Steve:「Decapitation might work , so we got a guillotine on order , just in case .」
Jason:「What ... ?」
Steve:「Oh , that 's , uh ... machine like a giant razor . Cuts the heads right off .」
Jason:「Yeah , I bet that 'd do it , all right .」
Steve:「There 's one good thing about having these hell beasts among us , we 'll find better ways to kill the ... Amen .」
Jason:「Amen .」


Scene 13:「Merlotte 's - Maryann , Karl , Arlene」
narration:Maryann and Karl are in the car , in the parking . They stop in front of the Merlotte 's .
Maryann:「Keep it running . We 're not going in .」
narration:In the restaurant :
Arlene:「You wanna give me your order , please ?」
Client:「We already gave our orders to that other girl , twice .」
Arlene:「Sorry , she sucks .」
Client 2:「And what 's wrong with that fool bartender ? Where 's our beers ?」
Arlene:「Tara !」
Client:「You do n't need any beers . Your butt 's as big as a barn .」
Client 2:「Well , you look like you 're pregnant .」
Sam:「Nice of you to show up for work tonight .」
Tara:「I said I was sorry .」
Arlene:「I would have got fired . Lucky you slept with the boss .」
Tara:「Arlene !」
Sam:「Tara , step up your game . We 're way behind . Arlene , do n't make me fire you for talking trash .」
Terry:「You be nice to her , Sam . It 's Tara 's fault , anyway .」
Tara:「What 's my fault ?」
Terry:「Sleeping where you eat .」
Tara:「Jesus Christ , Terry , what 'd I ever do to you ?」
Arlene:「You leave him alone and give me my beers !」
Tara:「You know what ? Here they are . F * * * you very much .」
Arlene:「F * * * you too .」
Daphne:「Okay , I 'm gon na go just get my ... Oh ! Son of a ...」
Arlene:「Go , Daphne .」
Daphne:「... b * * * * ! Oh , congratulations , Arlene . You 're Merlotte 's Best Waitress for life . Quite frankly , I aim a little higher .」
Arlene:「Well , aim the plates for the tables , that 's all I ask .」
Daphne:「I hope I 'm nicer to the people when I 'm your age . Tara , how freaking long do I have to wait for my 7 and 7 , diet and rum , two scotches and a screwdriver ?」
Tara:「You never gave me that order .」
Daphne:「Yes , I did . You just were n't paying attention .」
Tara:「No , you were n't and yes , I was .」
Lafayette:「Cos , what 's the holdup on my tequila ?」
Tara:「You never asked me for a tequil ...」
Daphne:「You know I think Tara 's on drugs .」
Sam:「Tara , you high ?」
Tara:「Okay , I wish I was , that way everybody 's dogging me .」


Sam:「Tara .」
Daphne:「Tara .」
Terry:「Tara .」
Arlene:「Tara .」
Tara:「F * * * all y' all !」
Maryann:「We 're done .」
Scene 14:「In the bathroom - Jason , Sarah .」
narration:Jason is taking a bath when someone comes in .
Jason:「Get on outta here . Bathtub 's occupied .」
Sarah:「I know .」
Jason:「Sarah ? Did I stay too long ? Do you want me to leave ?」
Sarah:「Please do n't . I 'll help you . Mary Magdalene washed the feet of Jesus and dried them with her hair . Is n't that lovely ?」
Jason:「Yeah ... but was n't she , like ... a hooker ?」
Sarah:「She was not . Everybody thinks so , but that 's not in the Bible . She admired Jesus , she loved him , and she wanted to show him .」
Jason:「No .」
Sarah:「You do n't mean it .」
Jason:「No , I do n't , but I ought to .」
Sarah:「Do you know what I think ? I think that after all your trials , heartache and pain , God wants you to have a reward .」
Jason:「Are you sure ?」
Sarah:「Let me reward you , Jason . Let me help you find your way back to joy .」
Jason:「Oh .」
Scene 15:「Godric 's - Stan , Isabel , Bill , Sookie , Eric」
Stan:「We take them all out at once . Pre - empty strike .」
Isabel:「Of course , so the federal government can bombs us back to the Middle Ages .」
Stan:「Things were better then .」
Isabel:「Then go to Romania and live on a cave , you ranchero poser .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Godric has protected you , made you rich , and you stand here spitting and scratching like infants .」


Bill:「Do n't any of you care that there 's a traitor in your midst ?」
Stan:「No .」
Isabel:「Impossible .」
Sookie:「Somebody tried to kidnap me from the airport .」
Bill:「You were the only ones that knew she was coming .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Explain .」
Stan:「Unless it was you ...」
Isabel:「Unless it was you .」
Sookie:「Look , , if y' all argue any more , I 'll either fall asleep or start screaming , so this is what we 're gon na do」
Bill:「Absolutely not .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Let her speak .」
Sookie:「Since Bill glamoured the kidnapper , no one knows who I am . I 'll pretend to join the church , and check out their thoughts .」
Bill:「No . During the day , none of us can help you .」
Sookie:「It 'll only take a little while . Really , Bill . It 's simple .」
Stan:「Waste of time , when we could drink them all . I want no part of this .」
narration:He leaves .
Isabel:「There 's no easier way to find out if they 're involved .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「If it leads us to Godric , we 'll do it . The decision is made .」
Bill:「A few words .」
narration:Eric and Bill go in a corner .
Isabel:「So tell me , how goes your human - vampire relationship ?」
Bill:「You knew it would come to this . She was just clawed and poisoned by a creature we do n't know and we ca n't find , and now , in Dallas , you 're playing with her life .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's no game to me .」
Bill:「All this for a colleague ? For the Sheriff of Area Nine ? Why ?」
narration:Flash back Eric :
Eric ( to the soldiers ):「Go on . I 'm ' finished . Go on .」
Soldier one:「No .」
Soldier two:「Eric ... you saved our lives a hundred times . We wo n't leave you to be eaten by wolves .」
Soldier one:「We 'll wait for the end by your side . We 'll give you a hero 's farewell . The gods wait for you in Valhalla .」
Soldier two:「There will be a party with meat ... and gold ... and beer .」
Soldier one:「And women ? Will there be women ?」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Wherever I am ... there will always be women .」
narration:They take him to another place .
Soldier two:「All will be well . Do n't be afraid .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm not afraid . I 'm pissed off .」
Soldier one:「Who 's there ? Show yourself !」
narration:Someone kills the two soldiers .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Are you death ?」
Godric:「I am .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「But you 're just a little boy .」
Godric:「I 'm not .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「My men ...」
Godric:「Dead .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You swine .」
Godric:「I watched you on the battlefield last night . I never saw anyone fight like you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I would fight you now if I could .」
Godric:「I know . It 's beautiful .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What are you waiting for ? Kill me .」
Godric:「Could you be a companion of Death ? Could you walk with me through the world ... through the dark ? I 'll teach you all I know . I 'll be your father , your brother , your child .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What 's in it for me ?」


Godric:「What you live most」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Life .」
narration:Godric bites Eric .
 End flash back .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Godric is my maker .」


Scene 1:「Hotel Carmilla - Eric , woman , Lorena , Sookie , Bill」
narration:Eric is drinking blood from a woman .
Woman:「That 's it , baby .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「" Baby " ? I 'm over a thousand years old .」
Woman:「Are you not having a good time ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「There 's just not much trill left in feeding on the willing .」
Woman:「Then should I try pretending not to want it ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Only if you are very , very good at it .」
Woman:「Get off me . You sick ... bloodsucking b*st*rd .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Off you go . Tell your manager you were magnificent . I 'll back up your story if he calls .」
narration:She leaves .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I was beginning to think you were n't going to accept my invitation , Lorena .」
Lorena:「For a vampire , you 're a terrible liar .」
narration:Credit
 Sookie and Bill are in their hotel room . Someone knocks at the door .
Sookie:「Tell them to go away .」
Bill:「It could be anyone .」
narration:He goes to open the door .
Bill:「Who is there ?」


Voice:「Isabel , from the summit .」
narration:He opens the door .
Bill:「And who is this ?」
Isabel:「His name is Hugo . He is mine .」
narration:Bill brings some Tru Blood .
Isabel:「I could see how worried you were about Sookie infiltrating the Fellowship , and I thought Hugo could help .」
Bill:「And why would you want to help us ?」
Isabel:「Because Godric is my sheriff , not yours . It would be criminal of me to let you take this risk without my at least offering .」
Bill:「And why would you want to help us ?」
Hugo:「I would do anything for Isabel .」
Hugo 's thoughts:「Forever , and not just my forever , your forever . And forever and forever ...」
Sookie:「It 's true , he would . He loves her . You . He loves you . Very much .」
Isabel:「And I him . Consider my offer . If nothing else , with Hugo there , Sookie will be less likely to arouse suspicion . People of the church , they have a way of not trusting woman when she 's absent a man .」
Sookie:「Bill , I have to say , as a woman who 's been absent a man most of her life , that could not be more true .」
narration:In the lobby , Eric and Lorena are having a conversation .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I considered booking you in the room adjoining theirs , but I thought that might be a bit ... over the top .」


Lorena:「Why I am here , Mr. Northman ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「We want the same thing , you and I. Okay , Bill has something that I want , and he 's in the way .」
Lorena:「His human ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , she 's something more than human .」
Lorena:「What is she ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That I do not know , but whatever she is ... he loves her .」
Lorena:「What makes you think I want him back ? That I 'd even take him ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Because you did n't come all this way just to see me .」
Lorena:「I have n't seen Bill Compton in over 70 years . Surely you ca n't think I have any pull over him whatsoever .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I have n't seen my maker for much longer than that , and yet I am still loyal to him . Fiercely loyal .」


Scene 1:「In the woods - Andy」
Andy:「Pig !」
Scene 2:「Outside Sookie 's house - Sam , Daphne , Maryann , Eggs , Tara , Terry」
Tara:「Just give in . It feels so good .」
Sam:「What 's she done to you ?」
narration:Andy arrives .
Andy:「What the ... ?」
Daphne:「Stop .」
narration:Sam kicks Daphne and runs . They all shout . Maryann runs after him .
Maryann:「I 'm here , Sam . You 're gon na be the one .」
narration:Sam transforms in an owl and disappears . Maryann takes his tee - shirt .
 Credit
 Back at the party :
Andy:「Nobody move ! ( he has a gun ) I said do n't f * * * * * ' move ! Terry ? What the hell are you doin' ? put on some goddamn pants . What the hell ?」
Scene 3:「The FotS 's basement - Sookie , Hugo」
Sookie:「Godric . Godric , can you hear me ? Isabel and Eric sent us . Godric ! I know he 's down here somewhere . I heard the awful things they 're plannin ' to do to him .」
Hugo:「Remember how I said I was claustrophobic ? I was n't makin ' that part up . It 's bad . Okay , I ca n't take elevators , walk - in closets . You know , hotels where they tuck the sheets in all tight ? Just thinkin ' about that makes me want to scream .」
Sookie:「Jesus Christ , Vampire Exterminator ? Silver and Stakes ? Send'Em Back to Hell ? So sick teachin ' kids to hate like this .」
Hugo:「Sookie , I do n't have time for games right now . I need to get out of here .」
Sookie:「Take a deep breath . Look at me . It 's gon na be okay . We 're gon na figure this out , all right ?」
Hugo:「Okay , I 'm okay .」
Sookie:「So the Newlins knew who we were the minute we walked in . Same way they knew to come after me at the airport . 'Cause someone at the nest is a traitor .」
Hugo:「You think a vampire 's siding with the Fellowship to get Godric out of the way ?」
Sookie:「Stan ? 'Cause he wants to be sheriff ? I 've heard of ambitious , but that 's just plain crazy .」
Hugo:「You 've met him . I mean , he would rip our throats out for lookin ' at his sideways .」
Sookie:「It 's true , Bill and Eric could do a lot worse to him when they find out . Bill had to have sensed my fear . He 's gon na come storming through this church any second .」
Hugo:「And you do n't seem happy about that because ?」


Sookie:「These fanatics are about to barbecue a 2000-year - old vampire in front of the entire congregation . Who knows what else they 're capable of ?」
Scene 4:「Bill 's hotel room - Bill , Lorena」
Bill:「Get out of my way !」
Lorena:「But we have so much catchin ' up to do .」
Bill:「Move now ! I will not ask again .」
Lorena:「You smell like her . Sweet . And cheap . William Compton , you 're still so sensitive . Some might say it 's a weakness , but I 've always found it oddly cute . We can play this game all night , but we both know I am stronger and faster , so really , what 's the point ?」
Bill:「What are you doin' here ?」
Lorena:「I 've missed you . It 's been so long .」
Flash back:「Los Angeles , 1935」
narration:Bill is on a chair , reading .
Bill:「You 're back early .」
Lorena:「I loathe musicals . They 're always so desperately cheerful , are n't they ? I brought you a present . ( A woman arrives ) Frances , this is Alfred . Alfred , Frances .」
Frances:「Hello .」
Lorena:「Frances is in this chorus . She has real talent . Show him .」
Frances:「Right here ?」
Bill:「That will not be necessary .」
Lorena:「Do n't mind him . He 's in one of his moods . Again . But I 'm sure we can find a way to ... cheer him up .」
Bill:「I meant what I said . No more .」
Lorena:「You ca n't starve yourself , darling . Just taste her . She smells like ... apricots . Remember those ?」
narration:Bill stops before biting Frances .
Bill:「Leave now .」
narration:Frances leaves .
Lorena:「You are such a wer blanker . I do n't know why I keep bothering with you .」
Bill:「Why do you ? I ca n't stand the sight of you .」
Lorena:「So dramatic . Perhaps we should head back South . This town 's a cultural desert . It 's no wonder we are so depressed .」
Bill:「I 'm not depressed . I 'm seeing clearly for the first time in years . I wo n't do this any longer . It 's over . No more innocent lives and bloody beds and cruelty for sport .」
Lorena:「You are a vampire . They are food . That 's your nature .」
Bill:「No . it is your nature . You have lost your humanity , and you have stolen mine , made me into a monster . I forgot myself , and I will have to live with the things we 've done for an eternity .」


Lorena:「I sometimes forget how young you are . This conscience of yours , you will outgrow it . Trust me . We will get through this together .
 I will never again be what you want me to be .」
narration:End flash back .
Bill:「If Sookie is hurt in any way because of you , I will not stop until I drive a stake through whatever semblance of a heart you have left .」
Lorena:「It 's true . You 're in love ... with a human . That 's so tragic it 's funny .」
Scene 5:「FotS - Eric , Isabel , Jason , Sarah」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have got to be joking me . This is the Fellowship of the Sun ? That 's their army ? Scared little boys with bibles and crossbows .」
Isabel:「Do n't underestimate them . Support fir their movement is growing . Their leadership camps are overflowing with self - righteous extremists , all willing and ready to die for their cause .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That can be arranged quite easily .」
Isabel:「Not until we know for sure the Fellowship of has Godric .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What about your boy Hugo , and Sookie ? They 've been in there too long .」


Isabel:「There 's no sign of alarm . And if Hugo were in serious danger , I would know it . I felt something earlier , but it passed . He 's okay now .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Tell me , what is it that you find so fulfilling about human companionship ?」
Isabel:「They feel much more strongly than we do . Everything is urgent , exciting . Maybe because their lives are so temporary .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , they certainly do n't keep well . Do n't you find the prospect of him growing old , sickly , crippled , somewhat , repulsive ?」
Isabel:「No . I find it curious . Like a science project . How does Bill Compton feel about your interest in Sookie ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm not interested in Sookie . And even less in how Bill Compton feels . My only interest is finding Godric .」
Isabel:「Of course .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't look at me like that . Do you really believe these fools could overpower a vampire such as Godric and hold him for weeks ?」
Isabel:「Stan is sure of it . But I have known Godric a long time . It 's hard to imagine anything could overpower him .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not anything human .」
narration:Jason and Sarah are in the church .


Jason:「It just do n't make sense . How somethin' wrong could feel that right . Hey , ai n't that a song ? Do n't cry . It 's my fault . If anyone 's goin' to hell , it 's gon na be me .」
Sarah:「I waned this every bit as much as you did . And the strange this is , I do n't even feel guilty about it .」
Jason:「So you 're cryin ' ' cause ... ?」
Sarah:「Because I 'm so happy . Oh , Jason , I thought I loved Steve , but I never even knew what love was until you just showed me .」
Jason:「Waw . That 's ... intense , huh ?」
Sarah:「I know . Right now , here with you , I feel closer to God than I ever have . Come on , we have to go .」
Jason:「Yeah . I got ta get ready for training .」
Sarah:「No , forget trainin ' . We have to go tell Steve .」
Jason:「What ?」
Sarah:「Vow of honesty , Jason . Just 'cause I broke my vows to my husband does n't mean I 'm ready to throw all my beliefs out the window .」
Jason:「Hold on a sec . We just ca n't walk in there and tell him .」
Sarah:「No , we have to . Somehow , someday , God will forgive us . It 's the only way we can have a future together .」
Jason:「Let 's just think about this for a second . A」
Sarah:「Oh my Lord , the lock - in . the morning ceremony . You 're right . We have to put God 's interests before our own .」
Jason:「That 's right . God comes first .」
Sarah:「But I promise you , when I am standin ' up there next to Steve , all I 'm gon na be thinking about is you .」
Jason:「Yup . Yeah , me too .」
Sarah:「And the minute it 's over , we 'll tell him , right ?」
Jason:「Absolutely . I ca n't wait .」
Sarah:「Me either .」
Scene 6:「Hotel Carmilla - Hoyt , Jessica , Eric , Stan , Isabel」
narration:Hoyt and Jessica are on the bed , kissing .
Hoyt:「There 's somethin' I have to tell you . I have n't ... I ai n't never told nobody before . Not even my best friend . Hell , especially not my best friend . I ai n't never done it . With a girl , I mean .」
Jessica:「What have you done it with ?」
Hoyt:「Just myself .」
Jessica:「So you 're a virgin . Well big whoop . So am I.」
Hoyt:「You are ?」
Jessica:「Well , just 'cause I 'm a vampire , you think I 'm a slut ?」


Hoyt:「Of course not . I do n't think you could ever be a slut . I do n't think anybody is , really . Some people , they just want somebody to be with .」
Jessica:「Well , I totally would have been a slut if I could 've gotten away with it . Me and my friend Laurie , we had this bet since eight grade over who 'd lose it first . I mean , she was like pregnant before I even got my first kiss . Man , my dad was such a dickhead . So what 's your excuse ?」
Hoyt:「I was gon na wait , you know , till I met the right one . But the right one just never showed up , and by then I 'd waited for so long , I figured I ca n't just give it away to anybody . So now I 'm 28 . And most girls probably think I 'm like some kind of bisexual gay or somethin' . Not that I got any kind of problem with them . But I 'm not .」
Jessica:「Well , I 'm not most girls . I 'm not even a girl , technically . But if you 're okay with that , I 'd be your first .」
Hoyt:「You would ? Now ?」
Jessica:「No , silly . No , not tonight . It 's gon na be dawn . I get sick if I do n't rest during the day .」
Hoyt:「It 's no problem . That 's great .」
Jessica:「But , we can cuddle if you like . Just do n't freak out if I look a little ... dead .」
narration:Eric , Stan and Isabel are in the corridor .
Stan:「Maybe the little rats run off . Joined the Fellowship themselves .」
Isabel:「Careful . Hugo is mine .」
Stan:「Oh , please . If you cared about him so much , we 'd have been in that church hours ago .」
Isabel:「With no plan , no exit strategy . That 's why you 'll never be sheriff Stan . You do n't think .」
Stan:「And you 're too chicken sh1 t to act . That 's why we been getting ' Godric 's coffee for the last 40 years . ( To Eric ) And you , Fellowship has your maker and your telepath , and still you do nothin' .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Are you questioning my loyalty Stan ?」


Stan:「Just trying to return Godric to his rightful position .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Really ? 'Cause I think maybe you have another agenda . Maybe you think starting a war with the Fellowship will distract us from the truth ... that you 're so starved for power , you murdered Godric for his title .」
Stan:「That is a lie . How dare you accuse me ?」
Isabel:「Eric . We do n't know this . There 's no proof .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not yet . But I will find it . And when I do , there will be no mercy . In the meantime , you two can stand here and quibble over his position , or run into that church and kill them all . I no longer care . If Godric is gone , nothing will bring back what I have lost .」
Scene 7:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs」
narration:Tara and Eggs are sleeping on the couch . Tara wakes up .
Tara:「Eggs , wake up .」
Eggs:「Hey , gorgeous .」
Tara:「What are we doing on the couch ? How 'd we get here ?」
Eggs:「I have no idea .」


Tara:「Last thing I remember was followin ' those Reese 's Pieces clothes into the woods . I do n't even remember coming back here .」
Eggs:「Me neither . I guess that joint must have knocked us out cold .」
Tara:「That 's never happened to me before , at least not from smokin ' one joint .」
Eggs:「t 's happened to me a couple times . Maryann 's weed is some serious sh1 t .」
Tara:「Yesterday , that weird place you took me to with the blood , you could n't ...」
Eggs:「I got no idea what that is , but I 'm pretty sure it 's got nothin' to do with us gettin ' high and passin ' out , ok ?」
Tara:「Maybe we been smokin ' too much . Maybe we need to sober up .」
Eggs:「Hey . That 's okay . I 'm high enough just bein ' with you . Listen . Just because you got a little too stoned , that do n't make you your mama .」
Tara:「You 're right . Sometimes it 's like you 're Sookie . Like you can read my mind or somethin' .」
Eggs:「I just get you , that 's all .」
Scene 8:「Merlotte 's - Sam」
narration:Sam arrives at Merlotte 's . He enters in his office and takes a gun .
Scene 9:「Fellowship - Sookie , Hugo , Steve , Gabe」
Steve:「Mornin ' . Refreshments ? How did y' all sleep ?」
Sookie:「They 're coming for us , you know ?」
Steve:「Yeah , well , that 's what I thought . Figured a pretty girl like you 'd have a vamp running off to her rescue . Actually , we were kinda hopin ' for it , were n't we Gabe ?」
Gabe:「Yes , sir . Bring it on .」
Steve:「Yeah , we 're ready for him . We 've been ready for a long time .」
Sookie:「You 're gon na get yourself killed . That 's not a threat , it 's a fact .」
Steve:「They 've got you all twisted up , have n't they , with their ... with their glamoring and their empty promises and their evil blood .」
Sookie:「You 're the ones who are twisted . You call yourself Christians ? Jesus would be ashamed of you .」
Steve:「Oh , I guess we 're just gon na have to agree to disagree on that one . Now , things got a little out of hand last night , and I apologize for that . I 'm not the monster that the vampire - lovin ' media makes me out to be .」
Sookie:「Yeah , right .」
Steve:「All I want from you is a couple of answers , and then I 'll be more than happy to feed you a nice hot breakfast and send you on your way .」
Hugo:「What do you want to know ?」


Sookie:「Shut up .」
Hugo:「Sookie , we need to get out of here . Just tell them what they want to know . Her name is Sookie Stackhouse , and I 'm Hugo Ayers .」
Sookie:「Hugo , no .」
Hugo:「We were sent here by the vampires of Area Nine to find their sheriff .」
Steve:「Sookie Stackhouse . From Bon Temps ?」
Sookie:「How do you know where I 'm from ?」
Steve:「You 're Jason Stackhouse 's ... sister . Am I right ?」
Sookie:「You know Jason ? He 's got nothin' to do with this .」
Steve:「Come on , Gabe .」
Sookie:「How do you know my brother ?」
narration:Steve and Gabe leave .
Sookie:「Nice work .」
Hugo:「We sat down here all night waiting for your boyfriend to show up . You can go on and ply damsel in distress all you want , but one way or another , I 'm getting ' us out of here .」
Sookie:「Hugo , do me a favor , please . Just shut the f*ck up .」
Sookie ( in her head ):「Barry . Barry , can you hear me ? You 've got to help me . I need you to go to the hotel and find Bill Compton and tell him I 'm at the Fellowship of the Sun Church in the basement . The sheriff is here somewhere and I 'm in big trouble . Please , do n't ignore me . This is a life or death situation . Please .」
Scene 10:「Hotel Carmilla , Bill 's room - Bill , Lorena」
Bill:「We need to rest .」
Lorena:「So the minute I shut my eyes , you can run into the sunlight and destroy yourself to save her ? Care about you too much to allow that .」
Bill:「I may love her , but I am not suicidal .」
Lorena:「I know better than anyone what you are capable of .」
Bill:「Lorena , this is foolish . We are getting weaker . The bleeds have begun . You may be able to keep me here awake for a day , maybe two , but not forever .」
Lorena:「You 're right . Forever is a long time . Then again , I 'm very patient .」
narration:Lorena takes the phone .
Lorena:「And who were you going to call ?」
Bill:「If you will not let me go to her , at least let me find someone who will . I am begging you . Let me call and wake up Eric Northman . He is the reason that Sookie 's in danger .」
Lorena:「He is also the reason I 'm here . He wants the girl , William . Just let him have her .」
Scene 11:「FotS - Jason , a man , Steve , Gabe」
narration:Jason is walking , carrying his suitcases .
Jason:「f*ck , f*ck , f*ck .」


Man running:「Hey , Stackhouse .」
Jason:「How 's it goin' ? Lookin ' good ?」
narration:Steve is in his car , driving through Jason .
Steve:「Hey , where you off to , Jason ?」
Jason:「Oh , just takin ' a walk .」
Steve:「With your suitcase ?」
Jason:「Yeah .」
narration:Steve stops the car . Gabe come down .
Gabe:「Get in the car , Stackhouse . Get in the f*cking car .」
Jason:「Okay , okay .」
Gabe:「Now . Go .」
Scene 12:「Police station - Andy , Bud」
Andy:「With a bull mask and these giant claws .」
Bud:「Claws ?」
Andy:「And the whole town had these big black - saucer eyes like zombies .」
Scene 13:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Eggs , Maryann」
narration:Tara and Eggs are watching the TV when someone enters ; it 's Maryann .
Maryann:「Good morning .」
Tara:「Maryann , you okay ?」
Maryann:「Oh , I am fantastic . I slept outside last night and I communed with my animal nature .」
Eggs:「No sh1 t .」
Maryann:「This little fella hopped by , and I thought , " Yummy . Rabbit stew . "」
Tara:「Poor bunny .」
Maryann:「Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness . Speaking of ... you two look positively glowy . What did you do last night ?」
Tara:「We just crashed out , I guess . Did you throw a party here while we were gone ? 'Cause when we got home , the place looked like a frat house .」
Maryann:「I had a few people over for drinks . That a problem ?」
Tara:「It 's Sookie 's house , and she can come home anytime .」
Maryann:「And when she does , I 'm sure she 'll be grateful that you fixed that nasty old water heater and you took care of the place . You 're such a good friend . Carl .」
narration:Maryann leaves .
Tara:「She is so f*ckin ' weird .」
Eggs:「I know . Is n't it great ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 14:「FotS - Jason , Gabe , Steve」
Steve:「You know what burns me the most , is that I brought you into my home . I treated you like family .」
Jason:「I know , and I 'm so sorry . It 's just that , uh , I 'm weak .」
Steve:「Yes , you are . I gave you a chance at salvation , a chance to live in His holy light , and you chose them ?」
Jason:「I know it was wrong . I ... Wait . Who are " them " ?」


Steve:「Oh , please , cut the act . I know who you are and who you 're workin ' for .」
Jason:「The road crew ?」
Steve:「That 's funny . Oh , boy , I did n't think that you were the sharpest tool in the shed . Good at takin ' orders , but not too bright . But boy , was I wrong . You are snakier than a snake in the grass .」
Jason:「Steve . Buddy . You 're making a mistake , okay . You 're confusin ' me with ... with somebody else or somethin' .」
Steve:「Say a prayer . You are going to hell . And you are going there today .」
Jason:「Steve .」
Steve:「Take care of him .」
Gabe:「Yes , sir . Start walkin ' , vampire lover . Come on .」
Scene 15:「At the river - Daphne , Sam」
narration:Daphne is at the river . Sam arrives and points a gun on her .
Daphne:「Hello Sam .」
Sam:「Been lookin ' for you .」
Daphne:「Figured you would be . Now , what 's that for ?」
Sam:「Come any closer , you 'll find out .」
Daphne:「You think I 'm scared of dyin ' ?」
Sam:「I know you 're scared of Maryann . Those scars on your back , that how she got you to be her whore ?」
Daphne:「It ai n't whorin ' of you do it for love .」
Sam:「You can stop pretending you ever gave a sh1 t about me .」
Daphne:「Honey , I ai n't talkin ' 'bout you . We had fun , but ...」
Sam:「We had fun ? I f*cking trusted you ! I shared parts of myself I never shared with anyone . How can you do this to your own kind ?」
Daphne:「Sam , I used to be scared and stupid , full of shame , just like you . She could 've killed me . I deserved it . But she saw something in me , and she saved me . Gave me a whole new life . No fear , no limits , just love .」
Sam:「Killing people , cuttin ' out their hearts , that ai n't love .」
Daphne:「You know what you are next to Maryann ? An ant . No , a flea . It 's kinda perfect .」
Sam:「If I 'm so f*cking insignificant , why is she going through all this trouble trying to get me ?」
Daphne:「'Cause you got away from her once . She ca n't control you . See those funny big black - eyes folks we were all runnin ' around with actin ' all crazy ? That 's Maryann 's energy inside if them . She is drivin ' them like tiny little remote control airplanes .」
Sam:「But that do n't work on us 'cause we 're shifters ?」


Daphne:「All supernatural 's , we got a natural resistance . And she can force our shifts and other stuff with other supes , but she ca n't get inside us . We got ta go to her on our own free will , and she just loves a challenge .」
Sam:「I 'm not a challenge , I 'm a person .」
Daphne:「Well , not exactly . I 'm sweatin ' like a pig . God . You want to get wet with me one last time , Sammy ?」
narration:Daphne removes her dress and jump in the water .
Sam:「What is she ? What the f*ck is she ?」
Daphne:「She 's God , dumb - dumb .」
Scene 16:「FotS - Hugo , Sookie」
Hugo:「Hey ! Hey , I need to use the bathroom . Hey ! Come on , let me out of here !」
Sookie ( she gives him a bottle of water ):「Here . I 'll turn my back .」
Hugo:「I do n't need that . I need to get the gell out of here .」
Sookie:「Hugo , this is not helping . Just sit down . Try to relax .」
narration:Sookie touches Hugo 's hand and sees a flash back .
 Steve , Hugo and Sarah are in the church :
Steve:「Praise his light . Open your hearts .」
narration:Hugo listens Sookie speaking with the vampires at the Hotel Carmilla :
Sookie:「I 'll infiltrate the Fellowship of the Sun .」
Bill:「Absolutely not .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Let her speak .」


Scene 1:「Godric 's Party - Luke , Jason , Sookie , Bill , Eric , Godric , Isabel , humans」
Luke:「Stay away from me , Stackhouse . Got nothing to say to you .」
Jason:「Man , what the hell you ... ?」
Luke:「Just go . ( He speaks loud ) Excuse me , everyone . If I could have your attention please .」
Outside the house:「Bill and Lorena」
Bill:「It does n't matter if we ever meet again . You may be immortal , Lorena , but you are dead to me .」
Lorena:「I wish you had n't said that .」
narration:She leaves .
 Back in the house :
Luke:「I have a message for you all from Reverend Steve Newlin .」
narration:He opens his jacket ; there 's a bomb and chains around him . He presses on the button .
 Bill runs in the house .
Bill:「Sookie ? Sookie ?」
narration:Sookie is on the floor , Eric on her .
Sookie:「Bill .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 've covered her , she 's only stunned . Get the humans .」
narration:Two humans try to escape . They run through their car .


Man 1:「Get in , get in . Come on . Let 's go . Go ! Go . Come on . Get in . Come on . Go . Go . Go .」
narration:Bill appears and pushes the first human .
Man 2:「We did n't think he 'd really do it .」
Bill:「Too late .」
narration:Bill bites him .
 Credit
 In the house :
 Isabel removes something from the leg of a man .
Isabel:「Ugh .」
Sookie ( to Eric ):「I ca n't breathe , you weigh a ton . Jason ? Jason ?」
narration:Sookie pushes Eric away from her . Jason is alive .
Jason:「Yeah , okay .」
Sookie ( looking at Eric ):「Uh - oh .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Had to shield you .」
Sookie:「Well , hurry and heal yourself , what are you waiting for .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Ca n't . Silver .」
Sookie:「I 'll go get Godric .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No time . Suck it out .」
Sookie:「Eric , I ca n't , it 's too gross and it 's you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ... Dying ...」


Sookie:「Oh , son of a mother . ( She removes a silver from his neck ) Got it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「The other one .」
Sookie:「You 're kidding me . Ugh . ( She removes another one )」
Man 2:「Oh , God , oh , God .」
Bill:「You tell the cowards who lead you , the cowards who send children to do their killing , that a vampire showed mercy where they had none .」
narration:The man leaves .
 In the house :
Jason:「Luke .」
Godric:「Who 's dead ?」
Isabel:「Stan , Paolo , Catherine , two human companions .」
Someone:「Well , it looks like it was n't a very good bomb .」
narration:Bill arrives and sees Sookie drinking from Eric .
Bill:「What are you doing ?」
Sookie:「I sucked silver out Eric 's chest and saved his life , even though I really did n't want to .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「She was superb .」
Bill:「Eric was in no danger .」
Sookie:「He ... what ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「A tiny falsehood .」
Bill:「He was already healing . The bullets would have pushed themselves out . This way , he 's forced you to drink his blood .」


Sookie:「No . No , no .」
Bill:「You 're connected . He 'll be able to sense your emotions .」
Sookie ( to Eric ):「You big lying A - hole .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Bill , you 're right , I believe I can sense her emotions . Sweet .」
Sookie:「I 'll never do anything for you again . Monster .」
Bill:「It 's not your fault .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I think I 'm gon na cry .」
Isabel ( loud ):「Everyone , please .」
Jason:「Hey . Y'all listen up .」
Godric:「They may come back . Go to the Hotel Carmilla , they 've been alerted , security is in place .」
Someone:「Help me .」
narration:They all begin to leave .
Someone:「Almost there ...」
Scene 2:「Hotel Carmilla - Sookie , Bill」
Sookie:「I could kick myself . I 'm so stupid , I was n't thinking .」
Bill:「He did take bullets for you . At least we both came out alive .」
Sookie:「I know better than to believe one word out of that man 's mouth . I sucked his chest . What is wrong with me ?」


Bill:「Eric has had a thousand years practicing deceit . He lied to prove his power to me . He counted on your goodness , there 's no shame in that .」
Sookie:「But his blood , Bill . I tried to spit it all out , really , but some of it must have gone down .」
Bill:「It only takes a drop or two .」
Sookie:「He 'll always know where I am and how I feel , always . That 's the worst of all .」
Bill:「No , not the worst .」
Sookie:「What do you mean ?」
Bill:「Do n't be surprised if you feel some attraction to him . Sexual .」
Sookie:「To Eric ? That 's impossible , I I ca n't stand him .」
Bill:「It is possible . It 's another consequence of the blood . It would have happened sooner or later . He was determined to form this bond with you .」
Sookie:「I could kill him .」
Bill:「I concur .」
Scene 3:「Bill 's house - Jessica , Hoyt」
Jessica:「Maybe I 'll get used to it . Or maybe there 's an operation . I ca n't be the only vampire virgin .」
Hoyt:「You know , intercourse is n't the only way to have s*x .」
Jessica:「Hmm , but I want to have intercourse .」
Hoyt:「Well , sure . We could do everything , when we figure out how .」
Jessica:「You should break up with me .」
Hoyt:「Hell , no . That thing that grows back , it 's just a thing . I ai n't perfect either . I 'm a guy that people laugh at . Even my friends , but you never have . I do n't ever wanna hear you talk about breaking up .」
Jessica:「I wo n't , I promise .」
Hoyt:「In fact , you mean so much to me , I want you to meet my mama .」
Jessica:「You mean it ? Oh , Hoyt .」
Hoyt:「Yeah .」
Jessica:「Hoyt , nobody ever wants me to meet anybody .」
Hoyt:「No , do n't get too excited . Look , she hates vampires and she 's gon na as you all kind of personal questions or she may not talk to you at all , which then you 'd be lucky .」
Jessica:「Well , I do n't care what she does . You 're introducing me to your family , I never even hoped for that .」
Hoyt:「I 'm proud that you 're my girl . Whoa .」
Jessica:「Ohh , the sun 's coming up . I guess it 's time for that damn cubby hole .」
Hoyt:「I 'll go in with you .」
Jessica:「No , please , its ' ... it 's not very comfortable .」
Hoyt:「I 'll have to build us a tricked - out doublewide .」
Jessica:「That is so romantic .」