Tara:「I know you 're not a psycho , Sam . But too many bad things have happened to me because of supernatural stuff .」
Sam:「And humans .」
Tara:「God . Wish I could just reboot . Be a completely new person . In a brand - new life . Without knowing any of the sh1 t I have learned recently .」
Sam:「You can . Be surprised how easy it is , someone smart as you .」
Tara:「And the other you , the old you , never catches up ?」
Sam:「Well , of course it does . That 's why you just got ta keep on moving .」
Scene 5:「Fangtasia - Bill , Sookie , Eric , Pam , Russell」
Bill:「You 're a fool not to kill him .」
Russell:「Killing him wo n't solve anything .」
Sookie:「No , but it would keep him from killing us .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , he wo n't be doing any more killing .」
Pam:「Eric , who the f*ck are you right now ? He killed your family . Rip off his f*cking head .」
Russell:「Do not listen to them . I shall reward you handsomely .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , that 's humiliating . I 'll take that . Sookie , come and hold these chains together . As tight as you can .」
Sookie:「Do n't even think about it , bitch .」
Russell:「Are you kidding me ? It 's all I 'll think about ever again .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「We should go to ground . You stay here and watch him .」
Sookie:「I do n't baby sit a psycho while you guys take a nap .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He ca n't glamour you . Ginger 's coming in later . He would glamour her in a heartbeat . Pam , make one of the guest coffins available for Mr. Compton .」
Bill:「I 'm staying out here with Sookie .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Suit yourself .」
Sookie:「Bill , you have the bleeds .」
Bill:「I wo n't leave you alone with him .」
Sookie:「I do n't want to look at your face , or any of your faces , for that matter . Go crawl back into your holes , you creepy , cold freaks .」
Eric on the phone:「It 's Eric Northman .」
Bill:「Please , be careful .」


Eric on the phone:「I 'm gon na need your van and your help tonight .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do not stake him .」
Scene 6:「Police station - Andy , DEA agent , Jason」
DEA agent:「Just how big a blood - demic y' all got going on around here ?」
Andy:「I would n't say it 's an epidemic .」
Agent:「Well , this here 's blood enough for about a hundred doses . That 's a lot of hard - ons , enhanced athletic performance , and spontaneous healing of physical infirmities for a town of how many ?」
Andy:「Twenty - seven hundred ... and 12 . Excuse me , sir . Stackhouse , why are you here ?」
Jason:「Are these the DEA guys ?」
Agent:「Who 's this exactly ?」
Jason:「Oh . Ahem . I 'm Stackhouse . I 'm a deputy .」
Andy:「Off - duty deputy . On leave , actually .
 Listen , I know all about the blood ring in Hotshot . I 'm the one who cracked it .」
Jason:「When y' all going in ?」
Andy:「My office .」
Jason:「Get your ...」


Andy:「You ai n't thinking about tipping them off , are you ? I know your new girl 's from there .」
Jason:「There 's all kinds of innocent people up there . Kids .」
Andy:「So we just let 'em sell drugs ?」
Jason:「Well , if we stop 'em , somebody else is just gon na start up . Right ?」
Andy:「You just rationalized away all need for law enforcement .」
Jason:「I do n't know what that means exactly , but you got ta stop those government people out there . Please .」
Andy:「Give me one good reason why .」
Jason:「I would , but I swore I would n't tell nobody .」
Andy:「Jason , the f*cking DEA is here and they are going in today .」
Jason:「f*ck .」
Andy:「You listen to me . You go warn Hotshot , you can kiss ever becoming a cop goodbye !」
Scene 7:「Outside Sam 's house - Tara」
narration:Tara sees the scene when Eggs died .
Tara:「No . No , please . Please .」
Scene 8:「Hoyt 's work place - Hoyt , Maxine , Summer , Counselor」
Hoyt:「What the heck ?」
Maxine:「Oh , sweet Lord . She bit him .」
Hoyt:「Mom , what are y' all doing here ?」
Maxine:「Hoyt . You remember Mr. Rakestraw , guidance counselor over to the high school .」
Counselor:「It sure is good to see you again , Hoyt . Uh ... Want to take a seat ?」
Hoyt:「I got work to do . I - I 'm supervisor when Jason 's not here .」
Counselor:「Yeah , well , I 'm here for these folks who really love you . They just want you to hear 'em out . Then you can say what you want to say . Then we 're done . Not a big deal .」
Hoyt:「Heh , uh ...」
Maxine:「Sit down , Hoyt .」
Summer:「I 'll start . " Dear Hoyt . " I have known you ever since you were a safety patrol and helped me across the street every day . You always smiled and said ' hey ' to me . I have watched that kind , caring boy grow into a fine , outstanding , great man . But now , instead of choosing life , you want to go back to a vampire who just wants to drink your blood , and it just breaks my heart . "」
Counselor:「Oh , well , now . Here . Mrs. Fortenberry .」
Maxine:「" Dear Hoyt . You are my first- and only - born . And if you think I am going to sit back and watch you throw your life away on a redheaded dead girl you are sorely mistaken . There will be consequences . "」
Hoyt:「Yeah ? Like what ?」
Maxine:「Like I will not let you back in my house .」
Hoyt:「I already left .」


Maxine:「I will disinherit you .」
Hoyt:「You do n't have any money anyway .」
Maxine:「I am your mother .」
Hoyt:「You 're a mean , prejudiced old control freak .」
Counselor:「Okay , let 's just try ...」
Hoyt:「You just shut up . You 're not even a real therapist . Everybody knows you got a bottle of Malibu Rum in your desk , so shut up . Now , look . I love Jessica . I 'm not leaving her . If you do n't like it , you ca n't be a part of my life .」
Maxine:「She is a killer . They 're all killers . We saw that on the TV .」
Hoyt:「Summer . I wish you well . I wish you the best husband in the whole world . But that ai n't me .」
Maxine:「Oh .」
Scene 8:「In front of Merlotte 's - Sam , Lafayette」
Sam:「You 're early .」
Lafayette:「I figured I 'd make a couple of pots of oyster stew this morning , but I goddamn ran out the house so fast , I forgot my key .」
Sam:「No problem .」
Lafayette:「Thank you .」
Sam:「Mm - hm .」
Sam ( in Lafayette 's thoughts ):「Cross me and you 're a dead man .」
Sam:「Rough night ?」
Lafayette:「You could say that .」
Scene 9:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Russell」
Russell:「Miss Stackhouse . I 'd like to propose a deal .」
Sookie:「Oh . This ought to be good .」
Russell:「I will give you my word that I will not harm you or anyone you love .」
Sookie:「Stepping around the fact that your word 's worth about as much as tits on a turtle , what else ?」
Russell:「One million dollars .」
Sookie:「Five .」
Russell:「Two .」
Sookie:「Seven .」
Russell:「Okay , five .」
Sookie:「What else ?」
Russell:「I will kill Eric Northman . And Bill Compton . Both . Or neither . Or just one of your choosing .」
Sookie:「Both . And your house in Mississippi . I like that house .」
Russell:「Done .」
Sookie:「What do I have to do in return ?」
Russell:「Release me .」
Sookie:「No .」
Russell:「It may not be me , but someday some vampire is gon na rip you open to get at the essence inside of you . There is no way around that .」
Sookie:「Shut up .」


Russell:「You do n't know what it is to drink your blood . It is paradise . Arcadia . Nirvana . Who even knows what your blood is capable of ? Heh . I am surprised that your Mr. Compton has showed such restraint . He is either a true gentleman or very , very smart .」
Sookie:「Smart , why ?」
Russell:「By showing such a degree of control he 's able to make the experience last that much longer . That 's basic tantra . But others wo n't be able to stop themselves . They 'll drain you dry , which is a shame , really . But the rose only blooms for a short while , I suppose .」
Sookie:「That 's enough out of you .」
Russell:「You better hope to God I die , because I would rip you open and feed your entrails to y ...」
Sookie:「Why are you carrying this around ?」
Russell:「He was the love of my life .」
Sookie:「This is n't him .」
Russell:「It will be .」
Sookie:「You think you can bring him back to life ?」
Russell:「Of course not .」
Sookie:「Yes , you do . Somehow , involving my blood . f*ck you .」
Russell:「No .」
Scene 10:「Hotshot - Crystal , Jason , Calvin , Felton」
Jason:「Maybe everybody already took off .」
Crystal:「No , they 're here . Y'all come on out ! It 's me , Crystal .」
Jason:「I do n't think there 's anybody here .」
Crystal:「Shh .」
Calvin:「You brought him here ? Ai n't enough you polluted your family ? Now you bring outsiders ? I want both of y' all off my land .」
Crystal:「Daddy , there ai n't no time for this . The DEA is coming for you .」
Jason:「And there 's lots of 'em . You got ta get rid of all the V or they 're gon na haul all of y' all off to jail .」
Calvin:「We never should have agreed to sell that . f*cking fangers .」
Crystal:「Creek , you and Eddie Boy get that cooler . Destroy that sh1 t .」
Calvin:「Yeah , and bring me some guns . Gasoline too .」
Person:「Yes , sir , Daddy .」
Calvin:「This do n't make a difference between me and you , boy .」
Jason:「Well , do n't you think it should ? I 'm trying to help your family out here .」
Calvin:「Well , we do n't need none of your f*cking help . We were doing fine on our own for a long time .」
Jason:「Oh . Is that so ? 'Cause , uh , I see a lot of people who look dirty and hungry and kids who probably ai n't in school , and several people obviously got dental problems .」
Man:「Here you go , Uncle Daddy Calvin .」


Calvin:「Bufort , I want you to get all the meth and the gear . Put it in the back of the tow truck . Eddie Boy , you park it deep in the woods . I 'm throwing this vamper sh1 t in the latrine .」
Felton:「Would n't do that if I were you .」
Man:「He 's got a gun !」
Felton:「There 's way too much money to be made off that vamper juice for me to let you get d of it .」
Calvin:「Been drinking this dirty blood ?」
Felton:「You want it all for yourself ? Do n't knock it . You ai n't never tried it .」
Calvin:「I ai n't a little pussy like you .」
Felton:「That so ?」
narration:Felton kills Calvin .
Scene 11:「In front of Terry 's house - Sam , Terry」
Radio:「It 's now clear that the Vampire Rights Amendment will not achieve the majority needed to become law . This just days after the passage seemed not only possible , but li ...」
narration:Sam stop in front of Terry 's house .
Sam:「Hey , buddy .」
Terry:「Sam .」
Sam:「Hey , uh , listen . I owe you an apology .」
Terry:「Do n't worry about it .」
Sam:「No . No , no , no . I , uh ... I treated you terrible and , uh , you do n't deserve that . You 're a good man , a good employee , and friend who 's made a tremendous sacrifice for his ... His country . And , uh , for the rest of us . Hey , hey , hey , hey . Hey , it 's okay .」
Terry:「It 's more than okay . It 's great . Arlene 's good . Our baby 's good . Coby and Lisa are good .」
Sam:「Yeah .」
Terry:「My armadillo Felix is good .」
Sam:「Heh . Yeah .」
Terry:「And now we 're okay .」
Sam:「Yup . Yup , we are .」
Terry:「Just when I thought it could n't get any better . I swear , sometimes I feel so lucky .」
Sam:「Uh - huh . Right .」
Terry:「And so grateful .
 And I feel it so hard , I think it 's just gon na split me in half .」
Sam:「Right .」
Terry:「And I do n't ever want it to stop . You know ?」
Sam:「Not really , but I 'm happy for you .」
narration:Sam is at Tommy 's house .
Sam:「Hey , Tommy . How come you 're not answering the phone ?」
Scene 12:「Police station - Andy , agent」
Andy:「Can I hop a ride with you ? Or I can follow in my own car .」
Agent:「Sheriff , you 're injured . You 'd be a liability .」


Andy:「Of course , sir . Need me to do anything on this end ?」
Agent:「Run to the store , grab me a pack of Luckies .」
Andy:「Asshole .」
Scene 13:「Hotshot - Felton , Jason , Crystal」
Felton:「I ought to kill all you M*therf*ckers . I felt kind of bad shooting my own daddy . I ai n't gon na feel nothing shooting you .」
Jason:「Put the gun down , Felton . Nobody needs to get hurt .」
Felton:「Maybe I like hurting people .」
Jason:「That 's the blood talking . Look at me . I 've been there , man . It 's lying to you . You do n't wanna hurt anybody .」
Felton:「You do n't know what I want !」
Jason:「I know you want more V. And ai n't nobody here gon na try to stop you from taking it with you .」
Felton:「Say goodbye to my woman , 'cause she 's coming with me .」
Jason:「No , she ai n't .」
Felton:「She can either get in that truck by herself or I can shoot you and put her in it . Her choice .」
Crystal:「I have to .」
Jason:「No , do n't .」
Felton:「Ten !」
Jason:「Listen , when he shoots me , you change and you run and you do n't look back .」
Felton:「Nine .」
Crystal:「This is what I was born for . This is what 's in store for me .」
Jason:「You know that 's not true .」
Felton:「Who 'll keep me from shooting him and dragging you off anyway ?」
Crystal:「Because I know you ai n't all bad . I know you would n't do that to these women and kids . You know , with you and Daddy both gone , well , somebody got ta take care of everybody that 's left . And that somebody is you .」
Jason:「Tell me how to .」
Crystal:「You just help 'em , however you can . If this is the last time I ever see you ...」
Jason:「I will find you . I promise .」
Crystal:「I 'm so sorry , Jason .」
Jason:「Do n't you worry about your people . You just stay safe .」
Crystal:「I love you .」
Felton:「She worth it ?」
Jason:「Okay . Everybody ... my name is Jason .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 14:「Letti Mae 's house - Tara , Letti Mae , Reverend Daniels」
Tara:「Mama .」
Letti Mae:「Baby ? Tara Mae ? Baby ? Do n't come in here .」
Tara:「Reverend Daniels ?」
Reverend:「Uh , hello . I - I spilled some lemonade on my pants .」
Letti Mae:「Baby , it ai n't what it look like .」


Reverend:「Yeah . Your mother was just helping me with my sermon when I spilled the lemonade .」
Letti Mae:「Tara Mae . I know this is embarrassing , but ...」
Tara:「Does his wife know ? His kids ?」
Letti Mae:「He gon na tell them . Soon .」
Tara:「Soon .」
Letti Mae:「He loves me . He gon na leave his wife . He just needs time . I 'm in love . Be happy for me .」
Tara:「God knows I do n't have any business judging anybody , but are n't you sick of this ?
 Do n't you want to change your life while you got time ?」
Letti Mae:「I am changing . I 'm gon na be a minister 's wife . I 'm gon na be happy at last .」
Tara:「Good luck , Mama . I really hope you will be .」
Scene 15:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Arlene , Rene , Lafayette , Terry , Jesus」
Sam:「Tommy !」
Arlene:「I do n't know if I can put with Sam being an asshole again today . Not after everything I 've been through in the last 24 hours .」
Rene:「I 'm inside her right now . She ca n't get rid of me .」
Lafayette hearing Arlene:「This is hell . We 're in hell .」
Terry:「Are you crazy ? You should not be working .」
Arlene:「We need the money .」
Terry:「Do you wanna lose this baby ?」
Arlene:「Of course not .」
Lafayette:「I am seeing things . Bad things .」
Jesus on the phone:「What kind of things ?」
Lafaytte:「Blood . Ghosts . I saw a monster head on you .」
Jesus:「Look , where are you right now ?」
Lafayette:「Merlotte 's . Am I schizophrenic like my mama ?」
Jesus:「Look , I 'm gon na be there as soon as I can , okay ? I 'm leaving right now .」
Lafayette:「Okay . Okay . Hurry up , please . Hurry up .」
Scene 16:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Russell , Ginger , Alcide , Eric , Pam , Bill」
Russell:「Hear that ? That 's my wolves coming to rescue me .」
Ginger:「Are you sure you 're not hungry ? I could make you a peanut butter and butter sandwich . No ? Ah .」
narration:Alcide comes in .
Russell:「Could you please not do that ?」
Sookie:「How did you know to come for me ?」
Alcide:「Here because Eric called me . Said he needed my help with something . Promised to settle all my dad 's debts .」
Sookie:「Oh .」
Alcide:「Why ? You in trouble again ?」
Sookie:「When am I not in trouble ? Is Janice okay ?」


Alcide:「My whole family 's okay , knock on wood . Debbie 's gone missing , though . I 've been thinking about you . A lot .」
Sookie:「That 's nice , I guess .」
Alcide:「I even had a couple dreams about you .」
Sookie:「Alcide .」
Alcide:「No . I 'm just saying , it sure is good to see you again . I 'd have hated if we never saw each other again .」
Sookie:「Do n't , okay ? Do n't be such a good guy right now .」
Alcide:「I ca n't help it if I 'm a good guy .」
Russell:「Yet every full moon , he turns into a wolf and kills and eats his prey .」
Alcide:「Rabbits and squirrels , not people .」
Russell:「Details .」
narration:Eric , Pam and Bill arrive .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Good , you 're here . Your truck out front ?」
Alcide:「Yup .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Let 's go . Got a lot to do .」
Bill:「Sookie , stay here . Pam'll protect you .」


Sookie:「Feel safer protecting myself , since I now know I 'm basically vampire crack . By the way , I rescind the invitation to my house for all vampires present . So do n't even think about following me home .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Get up .」
Russell:「I do not take orders from anybody .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「If you two have finished eye - fucking each other , can we go ?」
Pam:「Eric , do not bring that thing back inside this bar .」
Scene 17:「Police station - Andy , DEA Agent , Jason」
Andy:「That 's all we need . Your so - called deputy here tipped the suspects off . Whole place was cleaned out . Nobody there except him and two dead guys .」
Jason:「I told you , they was killed by Felton Norris , who then stole my truck , Louisiana license plate Larry - Charlie ... ie-8-M-2 . He took the V and his gun with him .」
Agent:「Now I got ta call f*cking New Orleans , tell 'em what a clusterfuck you got up here . Sons of bitches , backwater hicks . Where 's my Luckies ? Somebody bring me my Luckies .」
narration:The agent leaves .


Andy:「Nice . Way you just f*cked yourself and me both , that 's pretty impressive . And thanks f spilling the beans about Eggs to Tara .」
Jason:「Andy , this ai n't about us . There are bigger things .」
Andy:「Like what ? A girl ?」
Jason:「Like a whole lot of other people who ai n't reliable to fend for themselves .」
Andy:「Well , I hope you realize you just screwed your one chance of ever making something of yourself .」
Jason:「Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing . And I know I did the right thing .」
Scene 18:「Merlotte 's - Lafayette , Jesus」
Jesus:「Come here , come here . It 's okay , it 's okay , it 's okay .」
Lafayette:「What the f*ck is happening to me , Jesus ? My first memory is of my mama talking to M*therf*ckers who was n't there . Is ... ? Is that what 's happening to me ?」
Jesus:「I do n't think so . All right ? I really do n't . I think you just opened up something inside you . You 're just much more sensitive now .」
Lafayette:「I do n't want to be sensitive to that sh1 t . I want it as far away from me as it can be .」
Jesus:「Listen to me , Lafayette . Look . When my TÃ - o Luca started teaching me magic , I was in a sweat lodge for three days , and the earth started talking to me , literally , with multiple faces .」
Lafayette:「This sh1 t do n't make me feel better .」
Jesus:「After , I started seeing things that people wanted to hide . But i - it wore off . Or I just got used to it , I do n't know .」
Lafayette:「Now , wait a minute . You said somebody taught you magic ?」
Jesus:「Yeah . You kind of need to be taught .」
Lafayette:「What are you ? Huh ?」
Jesus:「I 'm a brujo . A witch .」
Lafayette:「You 're a witch . You 're a witch who 's a nurse who 's a dude . Oh , well , sh1 t , I guess I lucked out , then , huh ?」
Scene 19:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Sookie」
narration:Tara cuts her hair . She goes downstairs when Sookie arrives home .
Sookie:「Oh , my God . I love it .」
Tara:「Really ? I just needed to make a change .」
Sookie:「Change is good .」
Tara:「Feels like forever since we just hung out .」
Sookie:「It has been forever .」
Tara:「I 've been such a bitch to you .」
Sookie:「Hey , do n't beat yourself up , not after everything you 've been through . I hate being mad at you .」


Tara:「I know . You 're basically my sister . We should n't be mad at each other . What the hell happened up in your bedroom ?」
Sookie:「You do n't even wanna know .」
Tara:「Vampire ?」
Sookie:「Werewolf .」
Tara:「I 'm gon na run over to Merlotte 's for a little while . I need to see Lafayette .」
Sookie:「Will I see you later ?」
Tara:「Yeah . I wo n't be gone long .」
Sookie:「Good , 'cause I do n't wanna be alone right now .」
Tara:「Bye .」
Scene 20:「An empty place - Alcide , Eric , Bill , Russell , Godric , a man」
Alcide:「We 're done now , right ? My dad 's out of debt . You leave him and my family alone .」
narration:Alcide leaves .
Russell:「Just kill me , Viking . Take your f*cking revenge .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That was the original plan . Then I was thinking , how do I know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you wo n't find some sort of peace afterwards ?」
Russell:「Heaven . Oh , dear .」


Godric:「Everyone deserves peace , Eric .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ca n't bear the thought of you finding any redemption .」
Bill:「Wrapped in silver , encased in concrete . You wo n't be going anywhere for at least a hundred years .」
Russell:「A hundred years , that 's nothing to me . That 's a nap .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 's 100 years with no escape from your grief . No escape from knowing I took what you love most and you will never get it back .」
Bill:「A hundred years during which you will go mad . Madder even than you are now . And you are as mad as a f*cking hatter .」
Russell:「A hundred years for me to plan exactly how I 'm gon na kill you both !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Have fun .」
Godric:「You make me bleed , my child . So much hatred .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is who I am , Godric . This is what you made !」
Russell:「Do you not see that he is the one who is mad ? Speaking to phantoms ?」
Bill:「All I can see is how utterly powerless you are knowing that you 're about to be buried alive . And honestly , it 's a thing of great beauty .」


Russell:「You will regret this .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Maybe . But right now , it feels f*cking good .」
Bill:「When fate presents one with such a grand opportunity , what else is one to do ?」
narration:Bill pushes Eric in a whole and makes a phone call .
Man on the phone:「This is Ruben .」
Bill:「It 's Northman . I want you to find my progeny , Pam , and kill her . Now .」
Scene 21:「Hoyt 's house - Hoyt , Jessica」
Hoyt:「Ah . No peeking . And no using special vampire powers , either .」
Jessica:「Okay .」
Hoyt:「Easy , easy . I gotcha . All right . A little dip . There we go . Would you please come in ? Ooh .」
Jessica:「It smells funny . Hoyt .」
Hoyt:「I hope you like it . I already paid the deposit .」
Jessica:「It 's totally cute . No , I mean , it could be really cute . Can you paint it ?」
Hoyt:「Oh , of course . Gon na do all kinds of stuff . But , uh , building a totally tricked - out hidey - hole for you is first on the list , though .」


Jessica:「You wanna live together ?」
Hoyt:「I wanna marry you .」
Jessica:「But ... Uh , we ca n't .」
Hoyt:「Says who ? People become ministers on the Internet . So , what 's to keep me from becoming a minister and marrying us myself ?」
Jessica:「I love you so much . I do n't know what I 'd do without you .」
Hoyt:「Well , it 's lucky for you you 'll never have to find out .」
Scene 22:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Bill , Eric」
Bill:「We must talk .」
Sookie:「Come in .」
Bill:「Russell is gone .」
Sookie:「Thank God for small favors .」
Bill:「Eric as well .」
Sookie:「What ?」
Bill:「I ended him .」
Sookie:「Why ?」
Bill:「He tasted you . He knew what you are . Even if we are to go our separate ways , I will make sure that you are safe .」
Sookie:「But Eric would never ...」
Bill:「Sookie , most vampires are not like me . Even if holding themselves back occurred to them , they would probably not be able to . I 'm not taking any chances . I intend to bring the true death to all that have tasted you and know what you are .」
Sookie:「Russell , Eric ...」
Bill:「Pam , the queen , and any who discover it in the future . I will do anything to keep you safe , even if it means me not being a part of your life . This I swear to you . I have never loved , nor will I ever love , as I have loved you .」
Sookie:「Wait . Do n't go .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Did you tell her you were originally sent by the Queen of Louisiana to procure her because of what she might be ?」


Sookie:「What ?」
Bill:「I did not know why she wanted you . As I grew to know you , I purposely kept you from her .」
Sookie:「Were you ever gon na tell me ?」
Bill:「I hoped to someday . I swear it .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What about you letting two psychos beat her within an inch of her life so you could feed her your blood the night you met ? Think she 'll forgive you for that ?」
Sookie:「Oh , my God .」
Bill:「Sookie ...」
Sookie:「Is it true ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「He tried to silence me tonight so you would never know . He does n't wanna protect you . He only wants to protect himself .」
Sookie:「Get out of my house .」
Bill:「Please !」
Sookie:「Do n't ever come here . Do n't ever call me . Do n't ever talk to me . Ever . You manipulated me into falling in love with you .」
Bill:「It is who you are , Sookie , not what you are , that I love , and will love always , until I meet the true death .」
Sookie:「Love ? ! You do n't even get to use that word . I rescind my invitation .」


Bill:「No !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I want my phone back .」
Sookie:「You too . Get the f*ck off my porch and out of my life .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「For the record , I would never have given you to Russell .」
Sookie:「Go back to hell where you came from , you f*cking dead piece of sh1 t .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'm sorry to see you suffer like this , but I thought you had the right to know .」
Scene 23:「Fangtasia - Pam , Eric」
Pam:「Did you kill him ? Please tell me you killed him , because I will never get all the cement out of my hair .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I gave him a much worse punishment .」
Pam:「Ruben tried to kill me , by the way . I took him out .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , great . On top of everything , I 'm out an assassin .」


Scene 1:「in the woods - Eric , Sookie」
narration:Eric just killed Claudine by drinking her blood .
Sookie:「We 're sittin ' ducks out here if any of Claudine 's friends show up . Hurry . In the house . ( Eric faint ) We 're headin ' for the cubby . You hear me ? Hey .」
narration:He wakes up .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hey ! More .」
Sookie:「Quit .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I want more .」
Sookie:「You ca n't have any more . There is n't any more . You drink the whole faierie , and you 're going to your room .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Drink you up .」
Sookie:「Eric you 'll kill me ! No !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I would never harm you .」
Sookie:「You better not . Come on , I 'll tuck you in .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「* giggles *」
narration:He pinches her bottom .
Sookie:「Hey ! Did you just pinch my butt ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Beautiful butt .」
Sookie:「Well , thanks , but hands off .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Whoo ! ( He does it again )」


Sookie:「Hey ! I said ... What ... You 're drunk !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Catch me .」
narration:He leaves .
Sookie:「Get back here ! ( He comes back ) I 'm trying to help you . You ca n't do this . Get back in the house right now .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Never .」
Sookie:「It 'll be dawn soon !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't care .」
narration:He leaves again .
Sookie:「Eric !」
narration:Sookie runs after him .
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Scene 2:「Fangtasia - Bill , Pam」
Bill:「Where is Eric ?」
Pam:「For the last time , I do n't know . I have no idea what happened to him .」
Bill:「Do n't lie to me , Pam . It 's treason .」
Pam:「Exactly . I would n't take the chance . All of your subjects are learning how ruthless you are .」
Bill:「I know the depth of your devotion . You would lie and die for your maker .」
Pam:「And I know how much you hate him .」
Bill:「Why did n't you call me when he went missing ?」


Pam:「Well , I was kind of thinking you sent him to those witches so they 'd kill him .」
Bill:「You 're not supposed to think . You 're supposed to follow protocol . When you hear from him , you let me know immediately .」
Pam:「Yes , sir . ( He starts leaving ) You like the feel of it , do n't you , Bill ? That crown .」
narration:He looks at her , and then leaves .
Scene 3:「Hot shot - Jason , Becky , Luther , a blond girl .」
narration:Jason is being raped .
Blond girl:「Oh yeah . ( Jason comes ) Wait , wait . Come on now .」
Jason:「Get off me .」
Blond girl:「I ai n't done yet .」
Jason:「GET OFF ME !」
narration:She gets off , and put her panties on , crying .
Jason:「I do n't know why you 're cryin ' . I 'm the one gettin ' raped .」
Blond girl:「My brother - husband , he just bites the back of my neck and he holds me down till it 's over . You 're the best I ever had . Next !」
narration:She leaves , and Becky arrives .
Jason:「Oh , no . Hey ! She 's just a little girl !」
narration:Luther opens the door .
Luther:「Never you mind ! Breed , ghost daddy , breed !」
narration:He closes the door .
Becky:「Uncle Felton says I 'm old enough , and you better give me a cub .」
Jason:「What ? ( She puts her panties off ) Whoa , whoa , no no . Stop it ! Stop it !」
Becky:「Do n't yell at me !」
Jason:「Sorry . Becky I 'm sick , and I 'm - I 'm getting ' sicker . I ca n't . I ca n't do this no more .」
Becky:「You got ta ( She takes a knife ) I 'll cut your thing if you put up a fight .」
Jason:「You ever done s*x before ?」
Becky:「Sure , Lots of times . ( He looks at her ) No . But I ai n't scared .」
Jason:「Then this ai n't the way it should be . Uh , your - your first time should be special . With a boy you really like , who brings you presents and candy .」
Becky:「Boys do that ?」
Jason:「Oh , they sure do . And , hey , you make love with him 'cause it 's the right time , not 'cause some big man shoves you in a shed and says you got ta .」
Becky:「I do n't want do this with you . I do n't want to do this at all .」
Jason:「Then cut me loose . I 'm scared I 'll die here .」
Becky:「So am I.」
narration:She cuts the first link and gave him the knife .
Jason:「Here .」


Becky:「Be careful , Mister Jason .」
Jason:「Well , you too .」
narration:He goes outside .
Luther:「Hey !」
narration:Jason punches Luther , who faints .
Scene 4:「Bill 's house - Bill , Nan .」
Nan:「I 'm trying to salvage the future of equality for vampires in this country after Russell Edgington butchered a man on television , and you send Eric Northman after wiccans ? Are you f*cking insane ?」
Bill:「Wiccans working death magic .」
Nan:「Some old hippies levitated a dead bird , so what ?」
Bill:「Necromancy is no joke . Remember the Spanish massacre ?」
Nan:「That was 400 years ago . A single powerful witch with a reason to go after vampires .」
Bill:「It would be foolish to believe that this could not happen again .」
Nan:「Remember Salem ? We all thought it was such a threat , when it was just a bunch of neurotic puritanettes who needed a good lay .」
Bill:「This is the real thing . I know it .」
Nan:「they do n't make necromancers the way they used to , Bill . Get a grip !」
Bill:「Then where is Eric ? Why has nobody heard from him ?」
Nan:「It 's not my problem you ca n't control your sheriffs .」
Bill:「you 're making a big mistake .」
Nan:「that is not for you to decide . I really do n't know what you expect me to do . I ca n't take this to the Authority .」
Bill:「I do n't expect anything . I 'm just keeping you informed .」
Nan:「Fine , I 'm informed . Clean it up . But do n't you shed one drop of mortal blood .」
Bill:「And what if they come ...」
Nan:「No dead humans ! Or I will have your ass .」
Bill:「I 'll deal with it personally .」
Nan:「Thank you . How 's the execution go ?」
Bill:「Oh , very smooth . Completely justified .」
Nan:「Aw . Poor Bill . Power 's so hard . Do n't f*ck this up . How many retired kings do you know ?」
narration:She leaves .
Bill:「I 'll make sure you 're kept in the loop .」
Scene 5:「Goddess Emporium/ Spain ( in the flashback ) - Marnie , Antonia , Inquisition men .」
narration:Marnie 's sleeping , having flashback of Antonia 's last moments . Antonia is on the stake , conjuring spirits .
Antonia:「Alley , Fortissian , Fortissio , Allinson , Roa .」
Inquisition men ( in Spannish ):「You must burn a witch properly . First the calves , thighs ...」
Antonia:「Colpriziani offina alta nestra fuaro menut」


Inquisition men:「... and hands . Then the torso , forearms , and the breasts .」
Marnie:「This is madness ! ( She runs into the crowd but nobody can see her ) We must stop this ! We - We have to save her !」
Inquisition men:「She is not allowed to die until her face is in flames .」
narration:Someone lights the stake , and Marnie 's screaming .
Antonia ( in Spannish ):「You belong to me , it is you who will burn for your sins ! Colpriziani offina alta nestra fuaro menut . Alley , Fortissian , Fortissio , Allinson , Roa .」
Antonia and Marnie:「Alley , Fortissian , Fortissio , Allinson , Roa ( x3 )」
Antonia:「Ahh !」
narration:Antonia 's burning alive . Then Marnie wakes up , a light in her eyes .
Scene 6:「Sookie 's house - Alcide , Sookie .」
narration:Alcide knocks at the door .
Alcide:「Sookie ?」
narration:Sookie comes from the back of the house . She holds a red blanket in her arms .
Alcide:「Sookie , where you at ?」
Sookie:「Oh , thank you for commin ' . I was checking the woods out back one more time . There 's no sign of him .」
Alcide:「How can Eric be runnin ' around in the daylight ?」
narration:He starts to undress .
Sookie:「It 's a long , strange story . I 'll tell you on the way .」
narration:She looks at him , but he stops before taking off his pants .
Alcide:「Sookie .」
Sookie:「Sorry ( She turns away ) I was n't thinkin ' . I ca n't tell you how much I appreciate this .」
Alcide:「You 'd help me if I need you .」
Sookie:「I sure would .」
narration:He turns into a wolf .
Sookie:「You got his scent ?」
narration:Alcide run into the woods .
Sookie:「Wait for me ! Alcide ! Damn .」
Scene 7:「The Merlotte 's - Sam , Maxine Fortenberry .」
narration:Sam serves customers when Maxine Fortenberry arrives .
Maxine:「Sam Merlotte , what have you done to my boy ?」
Sam:「I did n't do anything to anybody . I got no idea what Hoyt 's up to . [ To a customer ] You ready to order ?」
Maxine:「I do n't mean Hoyt . He 's no son of mine .」
Sam:「Then I do n't know who you 're talkin ' about .」
Maxine:「Tommy Mickens ? His own brother , who he shot ? Y'all remember ?」
Sam:「And who is now fine .」
narration:He takes her in a corner .


Maxine:「He is not fine . He did n't come home last night , and I ca n't find him ! Now , where is he ?」
Sam:「How should I know ? Tommy 's a big boy . He runs his own life .」
Maxine:「Somethin' terrible is wrong with you . There is no family feelin ' in your soul .」
Sam:「Well , I could point out that you 're the one who disowned your child by blood , but maybe you 're right . Maybe there is something wrong with me where family 's concerned .」
Maxine:「Oh , there 's no question about that , Mister Guns - A - Blazin ' . The whole town knows it .」
Sam:「I ca n't help you , Maxine .」
Maxine:「I am a lioness , and if you even laid a finger on him ...」
Sam:「I did not , hand to the lord .」
Maxine:「... I will punch your ticket but good , you hear me ?」
Sam:「Yes , ma'am .」
Maxine:「Why are n't you fightin ' back ?」
Sam:「Got no quarrel with you . Tommy 's lucky a lioness has his back .」
narration:Maxine gives him a suspicious look and leaves .
Scene 8:「Hotshot - Felton , Crystal , Luther , Becky」
narration:Felton comes while Becky is sleeping . He wakes her up .
Felton:「Now , you look different .」
Becky:「I - I do ?」
Felton:「Yep . 'Cause you ai n't a virgin no more .」
Becky:「Mmm - Hmm」
Felton:「He do you right ? s*x is kinda gross , but it feels good , do n't it ? Do n't it ? Tell uncle - daddy Felton all about it . ( He catches her face ) Hey ! Look at me !」
narration:He ran to the place where Jason is supposed to be .
Felton:「Luther ! Luther !」
narration:Crystal comes .
Crystal:「What are you hollerin ' about ?」
narration:Felton smashes the door and founds Luther bounded . He screams while Crystal releases Luther .
Crystal:「We got Jason 's seed . That 's all we wanted .」
Felton:「Hey , I 'm gon na claw your pretty boy up , and string his guts from here to Shreveport ! And your little sister - niece , Becky , she 's next . Come on Luther ! ( He goes out ) Bufort ! Timbo !」
Somebody outside the screen:「Yeah ?」
Crystal:「You promised you would n't hurt him !」
Felton:「f*ck that sh1 t ! f*ck you !」
narration:He transforms into a were - panther .
Scene 9:「Goddess Emporium - Jesus , Marnie , Lafayette , Tara .」
Jesus:「Do n't you know a spell that 'll make him remember again ?」


Marnie:「Please , I am so tired . I have hardly slept .」
Lafayette:「If you fully realized what f*ckin ' vampire you f*cked with , you would never sleep again .」
Marnie:「He had no right to approach us . It 's his fault . This is a sacred space .」
Tara:「Nothing is sacred to them .」
Marnie:「Well , the Goddess . She will protect us .」
Lafayette ( to Jesus ):「Will you f*ckin ' talk some sense into her , please ?」
Jesus:「Just calm ...」
Marnie:「Go away . Just go away . People are so violent , and so perplexing . Just leave me alone with the dead .」
Jesus:「Marnie , all you have to do is come with us , and reverse the spell you cast on Eric Northman .」
Lafayette:「Or you 'll be one of the dead .」
Marnie:「I ca n't ! It was n't me . It was n't my spell . It was her .」
Lafayette:「Ca n't ? " Ca n't " is n't a m*therf*ckin ' option here !」
Tara:「Her who ?」
Marnie:「Uh , I do n't know her name . She has n't told me .」
Lafayette:「I tell you what . You get her ass on the goddamn Goddess line , and you tell her to turn this curse a - fuckin'-round .」
Marnie:「Spirits are n't pets . They do n't come when you call .」
Jesus:「Marnie , these vampires will kill everyone in our circle .」
Lafayette:「After a whole lot of torture .」
Tara:「And rape .」
Marnie:「Uh , I suppose I better try somethin' .」
Lafayette:「Thank you .」
narration:Marnie and Jesus sit down face to face .
Jesus:「You can just tell us what to do .」
Marnie:「Goddess , Loving souls , light our way . Reveal to us your ancient wisdom .」
Lafayette:「Save our f*ckin ' asses .」
Marnie:「In this suffering , tragic world , show us your mercy . Blessed be !」
Jesus:「Come on .」
narration:Nothing happen .
Marnie:「Mmm - mmm . They 're just spells . Ooh , spells that restore the mind , spells that recover memory , spells that remove ... ( She rises ) Let 's turn to the books . That 's bound to reveal something .」
narration:She goes out of the room , followed by Tara .
Scene 10:「The woods - Eric , Alcide , Sookie .」
Sookie:「So , Eric can daywalk some with the faerie blood , but it makes him drunk as a skunk . He 's hammered , and who knows how long before he starts to fry .」
narration:Alcide stops near the water .


Sookie:「There 's no time to rest . We got ta keep movin ' . Alcide , I know you do n't like him , but if he dies , Pam'll kill me .」
narration:Eric comes out of the water .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hey , Sookie ! Where have you been ? Come , come play with me . It 's wonderful here . I am Aegir , god of the sea , and you are Ran , my sea goddess .」
Sookie:「There 's big gator in there , you crazy Vicking ! Get on out and let 's go home , before one of them chomps off your you - know - what .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Leave the sun to the water ? Nope . I 'll just kill all the sea monsters ! Gators , Krukodiler ! Show yourselves ! Cowards !」
narration:Alcide transforms into his human form .
Alcide:「He really is different .」
narration:Eric sees it and gets his fangs out .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Get away from her !」
Alcide:「f*ck you ! She wants me here .」
Sookie:「Eric , this is Alcide . He 's your friend . He 's gon na help you . You do n't want to fight him .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , I do . Now prepare to die , you stinking dog .」
Alcide:「Take your shop , you dumbshit fanger .」
Sookie:「Grow up , you giant babies ! Alcide , stop making that noise . Eric , put up thoses fangs and do what I say !」
narration:Eric starts to feel the burn of the sun .
Coach Eric Taylor:「Uh , uh ... I do n't feel so good .」
Sookie:「Now will you listen to me ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sookie , I hurt . My blood is burning .」
narration:She comes with the blanket and wraps him up .
Sookie:「I know . Now , come on . You got ta get . Vamps speed .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't want to go back to the darkness . I want us , I want us ...」
Alcide:「Just keep that blanket on , and the sun at your back .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sookie , I 'm ...」
Sookie:「Go . Run . We 'll be right behind you .」
narration:He leaves , followed by Alcide who transformed again , and Sookie .
Scene 11:「The woods - Jason , Felton .」


narration:Jason is running away , looking at his back . He 's exhausted , and suffers because of his wounds .
 We hear a roaring not far away . He takes off his shirt and throws it in the opposite direction , in order to fool the were - panther .
 He took a stick , and smears himself with dirt .
 Felton
 in his were - panther form
 arrives and sniffs Jason 's smell , then goes in the direction of the shirt .
Scene 12:「Mickens ' new place - Tommy , Melinda .」
narration:Tommy 's searching for his mom .
Tommy:「Mama ? Mama ! Melinda Mickens !」
narration:Melinda appears behind the van .
Melinda:「Over here ! Whoo - hoo ! Over here ! Oh , now !」
narration:Tommy gives her a hug , making her seals of water falls .
Melinda:「Look what you made me done ! Now I got ta walk all the way back to the well .」
Tommy:「Well , I stole a car . I 'll drive ya . Ai n't you happy to see me ?」
Melinda:「I been deramin ' about you for months and months . I did n't want to make you mad .」
Tommy:「I ai n't mad .」
Melinda:「But I could n't wait no more . I had to call . I called Merlotte 's and got the busboy t give me the name of that lady you been stayin ' with .」
Tommy:「I missed you , Ma . And when you told me that ...」
Melinda:「Now , sugar , do n't you cry , too . You got ta be the man .」
Tommy:「Is it true ? Did you finally leave Joe Lee ? For good this time ?」
Melinda:「Well , I did . I left him .」
Tommy:「Oh , Mama . I 'm the happiest I ever been in my life ! What 'd you say ? How 'd you do it ?」
Melinda:「We 'll talk about that later . I want to hear about you ! Look at you , all growed up , and on your own .」
Tommy:「I can read now .」
Melinda:「No , you can not !」
Tommy:「Yeah .」
Melinda:「Can you .」
Tommy:「Yeah !」
Melinda:「Oh , I 'm so proud ! Remember when everybody called you stupid , and I always said you was n't ?」
Tommy:「Oh , and Sam shot me in the leg .」
Melinda:「He what ? Why ?」
Tommy:「'Cause he hates me . Bang ! Big old nasty hole right there . But I 'm strong . I got better .」
Melinda:「Shoot my baby , I could kill him . Getting ' rid of that child 's the best decision I ever made .」
Tommy:「Yeah , you were right . He never cared about me .」


Melinda:「Well , we do n't care about him . You are my one and only . Gimme another hug around the neck .」
narration:He hugs her again .
Scene 13:「Luna 's house - Sam , Luna , Emma .」
narration:Sam arrives in his car , goes out and comes to knock at Luna 's door .
Luna:「Who is it ?」
Sam:「Surprise , it 's Sam !」
narration:Luna opens the door .
Luna:「What are you doin' here ?」
Sam:「I felt like sayin ' hey to a beautiful girl .」
Luna:「Oh , that , that 's sweet , but ...」
Sam:「You showed up to seduce me at Merlotte 's , I thought I 'd return the favor .」
Luna:「Shh , shh . It ca n't work that way , all right ? Now 's not a good time .」
Sam:「I was , I was just followin ' your lead . Uh , just to be clear , has somethin' changed ? Are we still on the same page ?」
Luna:「Yeah . More or less , but you got ta call first .」
Sam:「So only one of us can be spontaneous ?」
Luna:「Well ...」
narration:Emma comes at the door .
Emma:「Mommy ! ( She looks at Sam ) Who are you ?」
Sam:「Who are you ? You look like somebody important . Like a princess , or a cowgirl .」
Emma:「I am .」
Sam:「Yeah ? What are you doin' ?」
Emma:「We were just playing Barbies . ( To her mom ) Can he play Barbies with us ?」
Luna:「Oh , I do n't think so .」
Sam:「Oh , come on . Can I ?」
Luna:「Emma , this is my friend Sam . Sam , meet my daughter .」
Emma:「Hi .」
Sam:「Hey , Emma . Which Barbie do I get ? I hope she has a bunch of pretty dresses .」
Emma:「Oh she does .」
Sam:「Yeah ?」
Luna:「Come on in .」
Sam:「Love to .」
narration:They all come in the house .
Scene 14:「The woods - Jason .」
narration:Jason is still running away in the woods . We hear the roaring , and Jason falls .
Scene 15:「Sookie 's house - Eric , Alcide , Sookie .」
narration:Alcide is upstairs , listening to Eric and Sookie who are in the hideout .
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't want to go to sleep .」


Sookie:「You have to rest . You got all burned up today . Let me check ( She checks if he 's fine ) . Everything healed . Now , lay down and close your eyes .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No . No .」
Sookie:「If you stay awake , you 're gon na start bleeding all over the place .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I know what the bleeds are .」
Sookie:「Fine , then you can clean it up . I 'm not a maid .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Stay with me . Please .」
Sookie:「Ca n't . Human stuff to do .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh .」
narration:He looks away , a little sad . Sookie goes upstairs . Alcide moves away from the entrance .
Alcide:「This is nuts .」
Sookie:「Hush .」
narration:They 're going outside .
Alcide:「He ca n't stay here . What are you thinkin ' ?」
Sookie:「You saw yourself . He is n't the same . He 's not for long , anyway .」
Alcide:「He 's a killer . Eric Northman at your house , you ... You must have a death wish .」
narration:We see Eric in the basement , listening to them .


Sookie:「Well , Debbie Pelt 's still Debbie Pelt .」
Alcide:「So ?」
Sookie:「She 's an addict and an attempted murderer , and she lives in your house , and I 'm not judjing you .」
Alcide:「So that 's how you feel about her .」
Sookie:「I do n't want you hurt again . Or me .」
Alcide:「That 's what I 'm saying about Eric .」
Sookie:「All right , then we 're even .」
Alcide:「Come here .」
narration:She approaches and hugs him .
Alcide:「I 'm on your side , Sook . Whatever happens .」
Sookie:「Same for me . ( She looks at him ) Friends ?」
Alcide:「Friends . Keep in touch .」
Sookie:「You know I will .」
narration:He leaves .
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Scene 16:「The woods - Jason , Felton , Crystal .」
narration:Jason is on a tree , cutting a branch . He starts falling asleep and let the knife fall .
 The were - panther arrives , searching for him . Jason jumps from the tree and kill the panther with the stick . Felton returns into his human form .
 Another were - panther arrives and transforms . It 's Crystal . Jason takes the stick to defend himself .
Crystal:「So long , m*therf*cker ( she kicks Felton 's corpse ) . Hey , baby .」
Jason:「Stay there . Stay there .」
Crystal:「Luther and Timbo are comin ' , but I can handle them . I 'm big mama kitty now . Finally . Everybody gon na do what I say . Felton got you good . Let me rub some dirt on that .」
narration:She approaches .
Jason:「Do n't f*ckin ' touch me .」
Crystal:「We can be together now . Like we was always meant to be . We 're mates for life .」
Jason:「We ai n't nothin' but disaster . You 're the worst thing that ever happened to me .」
Crystal:「That 's the fever talking . ( She tries to come closer )」
Jason:「Take one more step , I 'll kill ya .」
Crystal:「Bontemps ai n't your home no more . You 're gon na be Panther Man and Ghost Daddy to our clan .」
Jason:「The f*ck I am .」
Crystal:「Hotshot 's the only place that 'll take you in .」
Jason:「If the next time I see you or this shithole is a hundred years from now , it 'll still be too goddamn soon .」
narration:He leaves .
Crystal:「I 'll be waitin ' for ya , Jason ! Full moon !」
Scene 17:「Bellefleur 's house - Bill , Portia , Andy , Caroline Bellefleur .」
Portia:「Bill ? Bill ? You have n't heard a word I 've said .」


Bill:「Sorry , I 'm preoccupied . Business .」
Portia:「Hmm . I think you 're worried about meetin ' my grandmamma .」
Bill:「Mmm - hmm .」
Portia:「She 's keeping you waitin ' on purpose , you know . She likes to male all my gentlemen callers nervous .」
narration:Someone cough . Mrs. Bellefleur comes into the room . Bill and Portia get up .
Portia:「Grandmama , this is my friend and client , William Compton .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Caroline Bellefleur .」
Bill:「Caroline . Well , that was my wife 's name . It 's an honor and a gift to make your acquaintance , Mrs. Bellefleur .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Please , sit .」
narration:Andy comes downstairs .
Andy:「G'night , back soon !」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Andrew . ( She asks him to come )」
Bill:「Andrew .」
Andy:「Bill ( he sits down ) . Portia .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「There 's tea in the kitchen , Portia .」
Portia:「Of course . Tru - Blood for you , Bill ?」
Bill:「That would be very kind .」
Andy:「I 'll have a Red Bull , please .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「No , you wo n't . It 's vulgar . He 'll have sweet tea .」
Andy:「yes , ma 'm .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Tell us about your day , dear .」
Andy:「Well , I caught that flasher from Glenville .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Oh , Andy . We do n't talk about that in the parlor .」
Andy:「You asked me . That 's what I did .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「No , no , no , no , no . I have tried , unsuccessfully , to teach my grandson the art of polite conversation .」
Bill:「But he is a man of the law . He is bound by civic responsibility to practice the art of circumspection , which is entirely the opposite .」
Andy:「Thanks .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Mister Compton , you 're good .」
Scene 18:「Luna 's house - Sam , Luna , Emma .」
Emma:「No !」
Luna:「Yes ! We have to brush your teeth , wash your face , and put you on your PJs .」
Emma:「I do n't want to .」
Sam:「I think you better . Unless you 'd like a million little bugs playin ' house in your mouth .」
Emma:「Ew .」
Luna:「When we 're done , we can say good night to Sam .」
Emma:「I 'll do it myself . Sam , stay .」
Sam:「Yes , ma'am .」
narration:She goes to the bathroom .
Sam:「There is a girl who knows her mind .」


narration:Luna sits on the couch ext to Sam .
Luna:「I want her to be strong , but sometimes she 's a little too much like her father .」
Sam:「Or maybe her mom ?」
Luna:「I want to raise her right . So many shifter kids are f*cked up .」
Sam:「Yeah .」
Luna:「They hate the world , they hate themselves .」
Sam:「Hmm - mm .」
Luna:「She goes that way , it 's gon na break my heart .」
Sam:「Mmm . But you could have told me about her . You know , I like kids . I 'm not gon na run . Do I seem like that kind of guy ?」
Luna:「No . But I have to be careful . Really careful .」
Sam:「Go on .」
Luna:「My ex is a werewolf .」
Sam:「Ah .」
Luna:「I was young . He was a bad boy . Everyone said no , so I said yes . I am a cliché .」
Sam:「No you 're not . No you 're not . We make choices . We do n't know what they 'll mean down the line . I mean , you got away from a werewolf , right ? That 's no cliché .」
Luna:「Not away away .」
Sam:「He watches you .」
Luna:「I think he might . Drives by sometimes , comes around when I do n't expect him . He loves Emma . But he 's jealous , so ...」
Sam:「Uh - huh .」
Luna:「If I get closer to somebody ...」
Sam:「Me .」
Luna:「Yeah , you . I do n't know what he 'll do . That 's a really good reason to run .」
Sam:「Do I look like I 'm runnin ' ?」
narration:Emma enters the room .
Emma:「I 'm sitting next to you .」
Sam:「Well , I was hoping you would .」
narration:Emma sits between them .
Sam:「Hey .」
Luna:「( gives her the remote control ) Here you go .」
Emma:「Thanks .」
Sam:「Mmm - hmm .」
Scene 19:「Goddess Emporium - Jesus , Lafayette , Marnie , Tara .」
narration:They are all making searches .
Lafayette:「What is she doing ?」
Jesus:「She 's testing for energy . The right spell might give off heat .」
Tara:「I got nothin' .」
Marnie:「You be careful of that . It 's over a hundred years old .」
Lafayette:「This ai n't workin ' , and we runnin ' out of time .」
Jesus:「Marnie , maybe we should try something else .」


Marnie:「Well , I do n't know what else I can do . ( She casts a spell ) I call upon you for the thousandth time , my faithful spirit guides . Why have you forsaken me ?」
Tara:「We 're f*cked .」
narration:Marnie starts to cry . A book falls from the shelf .
Tara:「What the ...」
Marnie:「Whoa , whoa , whoa . ( She takes the book and reads ) " To heal those who have drunk from the river Lethe " .」
Tara:「Huh ?」
Marnie:「It 's the Greeks . It 's the river in Hades , the river of forgetting . This is it .」
Tara:「We better call Pam .」
Marnie:「Oh , blessed be . " Draw your circle in the light of the moon of Artemis " .」
Scene 20:「Alcide 's house - Alcide , Debbie .」
narration:Alcide comes home .
Alcide:「Deb ?」
Debbie:「In the den . You said you were workin ' late tonight . You were n't kiddin ' .」
Alcide:「Got behind on a couple things . Hey , darlin ' .」
Debbie:「Mmm .」
narration:They kiss , and she smells him .
Debbie:「Did you shift today ?」
Alcide:「Yeah .」
Debbie:「Why 'd you do that ?」
Alcide:「Was n't exactly my idea . Sookie called .」
Debbie:「Huh .」
Alcide:「Had to go to Bon Temps . She needed emergency wolf assistance wranglin ' a vamp .」
Debbie:「In the daylight .」
Alcide:「Yeah . Got pretty cooked . We had to catch him and throw him underground really quick . Tool a bite out of my schedule .」
Debbie:「Sookie 's okay ?」
Alcide:「For now . But you know her . Danger on the doorstep every five minutes .」
Debbie:「Yeah , I know .」
Alcide:「You 're not mad , are you ?」
Debbie:「Mmm . There 's nothin' to be mad about . We are living a life of rigorous honesty here . I 'm glad you told me about it . You 're a good man to help her with her troubles .」
Alcide:「Damn . I can not get over how much you 've grown .」
Debbie:「Mmm . ( They kiss again ) . You 're in my bed , boy . I ai n't worried about no Sookie .」
Scene 21:「Mrs Bellefleur 's house - Bill , Andy , Mrs. Bellefleur , Portia .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「My husband Joseph was Arthur Bellefleur 's son , and Arthur was the son of James .」
narration:Andy puts a glass on the table .


Andy:「Grandmama , I ca n't sit here all night bein ' circumspect . I uh , have a big job , and I have big things to do .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Well , go then . No one 's holding you prisoner .」
Andy:「' Night , y' all !」
narration:He leaves .
Mrs. Bellefleur:「He 's drinkin ' again .」
Portia:「We do n't know that . His work is very stressfull , and he takes it all to heart .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「It 's a mistake to coddle men , Bill . Do n't you agree ?」
Bill:「I do n't . I thoroughly enjoy a good coddling . Now , your husband 's grandfather was James Bellefleur .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Mmm - hmm .」
Bill:「And he was the descendant of Jedediah Bellefleur .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Mmm - hmm .」
Bill:「I knew him from the battlefield .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「And James 's father ... I ca n't recall . Once upon a time , I could go back ten generations without giving it a thought . ( To Portia ) Uh , would you get the Bible for me ? ( Portia give it to her ) Oh , thank you , dear . And a little whiskey ?」
narration:She opens the Bible .
Mrs. Bellefleur:「What a shame . It 's so faded you ca n't read it .」
Bill:「Would you permit me ?」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Mmm .」
Portia:「Vampire vision .」
Bill:「So , Joseph Bellefleur was the son of Arthur Bellefleur , who was the son of James Bellefleur and Elizabeth Harris . Harris ?」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Yes , she was the daughter of ... You , you can not ...」
Bill:「I understand . Please forgive me , I did n't know .」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「I believe you . But you can not ...」
Bill:「Of course . You have nothing to fear .」
Portia:「What ?」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Excuse me , I - I am ... I 'm really not feeling very well .」
narration:She starts to leave the room .
Bill:「Good night .」
Portia:「Grandmama , are you gon na be okay ?」
Mrs. Bellefleur:「Yes , dear . Yes .」
narration:Portia gives him an interrogative look .
Bill:「I must go .」
Portia:「Uh , tell me about it over drinks ?」
Bill:「You ca n't come with me . We can not see each other anymore .」
Portia:「Why ?」
narration:He goes outside , followed by Portia .
Portia:「Hey ! Do n't you walk away from me . I am a lawyer , Bill . I am a terrier . I will not let this go .」


Bill:「Elizabeth Harris was the daughter of Lionel Harris and Sarah Compton .」
Portia:「So ?」
Bill:「Sarah was my daughter . You 're my great - great - great - great granddaughter .」
narration:He leaves .
Scene 22:「Terry 's house - Terry , Mikey , Arlene , Coby , Lisa .」
Terry ( with Mickey in his arms ) enters the living room , where Arlene:「, Coby and Lisa are sleeping on the couch .」
Terry:「You see that , Mickey ? That 's your family . That 's your big brother and sister . And they 're gon na teach you , and wrassle with you , protect you from your enemies . And that 's your mama , the most beautiful mama in the whole world . And I 'm your daddy , and I 'm gon na teach you how to hunt and shoot and trap and fish and ... And how to take clothes out of the dryer .」
narration:Terry puts Mickey on a blanket on the floor .
Terry:「You just stay put . I 'll be right back .」
narration:Lisa moves and talk during her sleep .
Lisa:「Mom ...」
narration:Somebody writes on the wall . Then Terry comes back .
Terry:「Daddy 's back .」
narration:He sees that " Baby not yours " is written on the wall .
Terry:「No !」
Arlene:「wakes up .
 : What ?」
Terry:「Uh .」
narration:She looks at the wall and screams . Then she and Terry look at Mickey , who 's holding a pen .
Scene 23:「Sookie 's house ( Hideway ) - Eric , Bill , Sookie .」
Sookie:「You 've been too quiet . This is n't like you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes , it is .」


Sookie:「No , it 's not . The real Eric ...」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I am real .」
Sookie:「Yes . You are . I meant the Eric with his memories . Not much gets him down . Sure , he 's a rascal and a troublemaker , and most of the time , I 'd like to slap the smile off his face , but he 's a happy vampire .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 'll never swim in the sun again . Never feel the heat on my skin . Never see the daylight in your hair .」
Sookie:「Well , the nighttime 's not so bad . You still got the stars and the sky .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do n't . I 'm not a child .」
Sookie:「I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You think I 'm weak ?」
Sookie:「No .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You want the Eric who does n't feel .」
Sookie:「It 's not that .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「If you kiss me , I promise to be happy .」
Sookie:「( after a little hesitation ) No .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Why ? It 's only a kiss .」
narration:He slowly approaches her , but back up .


Coach Eric Taylor:「Someone 's at your door .」


Scene 1:「In the woods - Bill , Pam , Jessica」
narration:Bill is hollowing out a dig in the ground . Jessica is unconscious . Pam is looking at Jessica and playing with her dress .
Bill:「Would you leave her alone ?」
Pam:「It 's your own fault . You and your insane affection for stupid cattle .」
Bill:「Just go away .」
Pam:「I would n't have to be here if the Magister could trust you .」
Bill:「I fulfilled the conditions of my sentence . I murdered this innocent girl .」
Pam:「There was no murder . You drained her blood and gave her yours .」
Bill:「I 've proven my loyalty .」
narration:Pam sits on a trunk .
Pam:「Yes . But you 're romantic , you 're sentimental . You just might do something to keep the little bloodbag from joining our ranks . I 'll follow my orders . I wo n't let you stake her before she goes to ground .」
Bill:「I 'm not gon na stake her , I 'm gon na set her free .」
Pam:「You 've already set her free . The same as Eric freed me .」
Bill:「Everyone she 's ever known will recoil from her . Everything she 's ever loved has been stolen from her .」
Pam:「Oh , please , there 's no comparison . You 've given that pathetic lump a temporary flesh ...」
Bill:「Jessica .」
Pam:「... the ultimate gift . You 're a maker . You 're a hero .」
Bill:「I find myself doubting whether you were ever truly human .」
Pam:「Thank you .」
narration:She pushes with her foot Jessica in the whole .
Bill:「D * * * you .」
narration:Bill goes in and lay Jessica .
Pam:「Once she 's planted in the earth , the transformation will begin .」
Bill:「I know .」
Pam:「I 'll tuck you in . ( He lays near Jessica ) Tomorrow night your little girl will rise a vampire .」
narration:Credit
Scene 2:「Sookie 's house - Sam , Sookie」
narration:Sam is in Sookie 's saloon . He tries to call Tara .
Tara voice:「This is Tara . Leave a message . Easy stuff .」
Sam:「Hey , Tara , where you at ? At least let me know you 're not drunk in a ditch somewhere . I 'm sorry I take it back . Just call , okay ?」
narration:Sookie arrives .
Sam:「Hey .」
Sookie:「I had to put those clothes on the wash . It felt like the killer was all over me . Watching me , hating me itching for a knife or a rope or my neck .」
Sam:「You did n't get any sense of who it was ?」
Sookie:「No , just pictures . His thoughts were all red and black and snarly . But there was something familiar .」
Sam:「Like somebody from Bon Temps ? Or somebody from the bar ?」


Sookie:「No one I could recognize for sure .」
Sam:「Look , I think we should call the police .」
Sookie:「And what would I say ? " Sheriff Dearborne , Andy Bellefleur , I saw a woman die . I just had to be in somebody else 's brain at the time " ?」
Sam:「Did you get a good look at her ? I mean , what was she like ?」
Sookie:「Young , pretty with an apron .」
Sam:「Apron . You mean like a mom ?」
Sookie:「More like a waitress . Was there a nametag ? Maybe .」
Sam:「Yeah .」
narration:They sit on the couch .
Sam:「What did it say ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . I was looking at her eyes . She was so surprised .」
Sam:「Well , do you wanna call Bill ? I mean , that might make you feel better .」
Sookie:「No . he would 've felt how scared I was.he would 've known I was in danger . If he did n't show up tonight he 's not coming back .」
Sam:「Hey .」
Sookie:「You hear from Tara ?」
Sam:「No .」
Sookie:「Well , good night .」
Sam:「Night .」
narration:She leaves . He charges the shotgun .
Scene 3:「On the road of the accident - Kenya , Tara」
Kenya:「A woman . At 2 in the morning .」
Tara:「Standing there naked , f * * * * * * with my head .」
Kenya:「And she was with a pig ?」
Tara:「A big pig . Like , you , know , like a crazy - ass motherf * * * * * * Bunyan pig .」
Kenya:「Tara , tell me the truth .」
Tara:「That is the truth . Kenya , I 'm an excellent driver but you ca n't prepare a naked lady and a hog in the middle of the road . Now , you know that .」
Kenya:「I know you drunk , that 's what I know .」
Tara:「Drunk ? I 'm not drunk . One beer .」
Kenya:「Coming from Arlene 's party with an open bottle .」
Tara:「What bottle ?」
Kenya:「The one busted in your car .」
Tara:「That 's not my bottle .」
Kenya:「Then you would n't mind a sobriety test .」
Tara:「Hell , no . Bring it .」
Kenya:「Step away from the vehicle . Stand with your feet together . Stand with one foot in front holding the other one 6 inches off the ground , parallel to the ground .」
Tara:「Let 's try that again .」
Kenya:「What is the matter with you ? You know , you turning into Letti Mae .」
Tara:「F * * * you .」


Kenya:「I am a sheriff 's deputy now . Tara Thronton , do n't you go there with me .」
Tara:「Kenya , sister , the only place I wanna go is home .」
Kenya:「Well , sorry , not tonight .」
Tara:「No . It ' not fair . It 's not my fault .」
Kenya:「I will cuff you .」
Tara:「But the lady and the pig , that was real .」
Kenya:「Yeah . Just watch your intoxicated head , please .」
Scene 4:「Jason 's basement - Jason , Amy」
narration:Jason is in the basement . There are only blood and clothes left from Eddie . Amy arrives .
Jason:「Jesus f * * * * * * Christ . S * * * . F * * * . Amy , what did you do ?」
Amy:「I did what we had to do . Now , come on , wipe up . Here 's a towel . There 's more rags . Come on .」
Jason:「Who the f * * * are you ?」
Amy:「How can you say that to me ? You know who I am . You know better than anybody .」
Jason:「I thought I knew . I told you to let him go .」
Amy:「Well , I told you not to talk to him . He was controlling your mind .」
Jason:「B * * * * * * * .」
Amy:「Yes .」
Jason:「No , not Eddie . He did n't know how to do that yet . He trusted me . It was gon na be all right .」
Amy:「God , it was never gon na be all right . From the minute we took him you knew it 'd end like this . You just could n't face it .」
Jason:「I did n't think it would f * * * * * * end like this .」
Amy:「You wanted his blood , bad . You were with me the whole way , so do n't act like this is all my falt . Now , I said to clean up , so clean up .」
Jason:「Yankee b * * * * .」
Amy:「D * * * f * * * * * * hillbilly .」
narration:They begin to clean .
Jason:「God .」
narration:Jason throws out . Amy goes and seats near him .
Amy:「Listen . It 's okay . It 's gon na be all right . We just got ta keep our sh1 t together .」
Jason:「We killed a man .」
Amy:「No .」
Jason:「Yeah .」
Amy:「For the last time , he was already dead . He was not a man . He was a predator , only we got him first . So do n't do this , okay ? Do n't let a vampire come between us .」
Jason:「No . I guess not .」
Amy:「Because what we have , Jason , it 's beautiful .」
Jason:「Yeah . Yeah .」
Scene 5:「Sookie 's kitchen - Sookie , Sam」


narration:Sookie is reading the Yellow Pages when Sam comes .
Sam:「Good morning . I did n't know you were up .」
Sookie:「Eggs and sausage , warm in the oven .」
Sam:「Oh , thanks . You already eat ?」
Sookie:「Too busy . Tara call ?」
Sam:「Not yet . Probably still sleeping it off .」
Sookie:「I 'll tell you what , I an sick and tired of waiting around to get strangled .」
Sam:「That 's not gon na happen while I 'm here .」
Sookie:「You ca n't spend 24 hours a day with me for the rest of my life .」
Sam:「Sure I can .」
Sookie:「I wanna find that guy before he finds me again .」
Sam:「So you 're looking up killers in the yellow pages ?」
Sookie:「No . I remembered . In my sleep , I remembered .」
Sam:「What ?」
Sookie:「The girl I say . Her clothes , the apron , it was a uniform . She was a waitress and there was a tag . Her name was Cindy . And the restaurant name was something about pies . Party Pies or Patty Pies .」
Sam:「Wait , you mean Big Patty 's Pie House ?」
Sookie:「Yes .」
Sam:「Well , yeah , I know Big Patty 's . it 's off I-49 , a way south , near Bunkie .」
Sookie:「You do n't have to come with me .」
Sam:「Yeah , I do . Come on , eat up , you need your fuel .」
Sookie:「I 'm not hungry .」
Sam:「Do n't sass me .」
Sookie:「You 're not the boss of me . Oh , right , you are .」
Sam:「Yeah .」
narration:They eat .
Scene 6:「Jason 's kitchen - Jason , Amy」
Amy:「Hey , you . Going to work ? Yeah , me too in a second . Look I wanted to say I 'm really sorry .」
narration:He puts the bottle of V in a garbage bag and throws them it on the ground .
Jason:「We are done with this sh1 t , do you hear me ? Done . I want every drop out of my house . And if you do n't like it , you can pack your goddamn bags and go .」
narration:He leaves .
Amy:「Love you .」
Scene 7:「Merlotte 's - Lafayette , Terry」
Tv animator:「We caught up with Senator David Finch Speaking to the Marthaville Order of Visionary Southern Gentlemen as he embarks on his campaign for the U.S. House of Representatives . The MOVSG has announced that they are ...」
Lafayette:「He has what ? He did n't tell me that .」
narration:He turns up the sound .
Senator at the TV:「Equal rights for vampires ? I do n't think so . Many of them are foreign immigrants .」


Lafayette:「What the f * * * ?」
Senator:「Taking our jobs and our women . And their very blood turns our children into addicts , drug dealers and homosexuals . No vampire and none of these vampire - loving deviants deserve any rights at all .」
Lafayette:「You 's a lying - ass motherf * * * . Two - faced son of a b * * * * .」
Tv:「... managed his family 's hardware store .」
Lafayette to Terry:「Did you hear what he just said ?」
Terry:「I ca n't listen to politicians . I get a seizure .」
Tv animator:「Senator Finch will be shaking hands tonight at the Remington Hotel in Monroe . And offering ...」
Lafayette:「That 's good to know .」
Terry:「Can we put it on my home - décor program ?」
narration:Amy arrives .
Tv animator:「Senator Finch has increased the intensity ...」
narration:Terry changes the tv program .
Tv:「But look . Just by adding shelves . This is just plain plywood ...」
Lafayette ( to Amy ):「Oh , darling , you looking a little used up . Jason dragging you into his bullshit ?」
Amy:「I have no idea what you mean .」
narration:She leaves .
Tv:「Right inside .」
Lafayette:「Terry ?」
Terry:「Yeah .」
Lafayette:「Why is everybody telling me lies today ?」
Terry:「I got no idea . Look at that , Lafayette , theme shelves .」
Lafayette:「Oh , that 's pretty , baby . Would you work for me tonight ?」
Scene 8:「Big Patty 's - Sookie , Sam , Harley , Buster」
Harley ( Waitress ):「No ma'am , no , sir . I do n't know any Cindy . But I can recommend the fried apple pie , the froze Hawaiian pie , the chocolate pecan praline pie , the chess pie , the seven - layer Jell - O pie .」
A client:「They 'll have the peanut butter pie and the Spunky Hollow honey pineapple pie . Please , Harley .」
Harley:「Gotcha , Buster .」
Sam:「We will ?」
Buster:「You wo n't get nothing from her . She 's only been here two weeks . Comes from three generations of dumb as rocks . Hell , they named her after a motorcycle .」
Sookie:「That 's real interesting , but ...」
Buster:「If you wanna know anything about Cindy Marshall , I 'll talk to you . And I 'll eat that pie too . Buster Boisseau .」
Sookie:「Sookie Stackhouse , Sam Merlotte .」
narration:Hartley brings the pies and Sam and Sookie seat at the bar .
Sam:「Yeah . Can you tell us ... ?」
Buster:「First thing first . ( He eats )」
Sookie:「You knew Cindy ?」


Buster:「A little bit . Let 's see , I met her two years ago . She moved into town with her brother a couple of months before ...」
Sam:「Before what ?」
Buster:「Well , I hate to be the one to tell you , but somebody murdered that little gal . Just choked the life right out of her .」
Sookie:「Poor thing . Did they find out who did it ?」
Buster:「Nope . It 's a mystery .」
Sookie:「Where 's her brother ? Could we talk to him ?」
Buster:「Do n't know how . He was gone by the time they found her body . The police thought maybe he 's dead too or maybe he killed her . But there was n't no evidence one way or the other .」
Sam:「What was his name ?」
Buster:「Let me think on that . Nobody hardly knew him . Let 's see , D something . Dave . Drew . No , Drew . Drew Marshall .」
Sookie:「What was Cindy like ?」
Buster:「Oh , cute as a button , a little wild , fun - loving , always nice to me . But people talked , you know .」
Sookie:「Talked about what ?」
Buster:「Vampires . They say she was carrying on with the vampires . I did n't believe her . I mean , what kind of woman would do such a thing ? Harley , this is the Texas Special Sawdust pie . Nobody ordered that .」
Sam ( to Sookie ):「Well , it 's not much .」
Sookie:「We got a name .」
Scene 9:「The police station - Tara , Kenya」
narration:Tara talks to her mom on the phone and Kenya is looking at her .
Tara:「Mama , please do n't cry . It was only a little accident and I did n't get hurt much . Well , no , I was n't drunk , but they think I was . Mama , quit yelling . All I need is bail money and a ride home . There 's no reason to cry .」
Scene 10:「On the road - Jason , Rene , Hoyt」
Jason:「What do you mean , no ? Y'all pussies ? Let 's go pound some beers .」
Hoyt:「Ca n't . Mama 's night blind and I got ta take her to a baby shower in Shreveport .」
Jason:「Night blind , my a * * . She 's got these apron strings wrapped around your throat , boy . Cut her loose . Come party with the menfolk .」
Hoyt:「I wanna go , Jay .」
Rene:「What you gon na do at a little baby shower ?」
Hoyt:「The food 's good , the games are fun . You know , like Pass the Orange ? And if the ladies start screaming like they always do , I 'll just go for a little walk .」
Jason:「Well , that 's just plain sad . ( To Rene ) It 's you and me , brother . We 'll play some pool , I 'll buy you a po'boy .」


Rene:「Sorry . Me and Arlene , we got a date to dance .」
Jason:「Well , I 'll come with you .」
Rene:「You wo n't . It 's a date , I said . Me and my woman .」
Jason:「All right , fine . F * * * it . I 'll party on my own .」
Hoyt:「What do you want with us when you got Amy ? God , she 's good - looking .」
Jason:「Well , I 'm gon na tell you something , but you ca n't say nothing to nobody . You got that ? Amy likes V.」
Hoyt:「Vampire blood ? No , I do n't believe that .」
Rene:「It 's not a joke ?」
Jason:「Nope .」
Hoyt:「Then you got ta help her stop . That 's it . Set her straight .」
Jason:「I 'm trying , you know , but she 's hooked or something . There 's only so much I can do .」
Hoyt:「She sleeps with vampires too ?」
Jason:「She says she never did . But these days , it 's hard to find a woman who ai n't been bit .」
Hoyt:「Do you love her ?」
Jason:「Yeah , but I do n't like this V s * * * . We had a terrible fight . She might be gone already , and if she 's not , maybe I ought to dump her .」
Hoyt:「Man , do n't do that . She 's the kind that you keep .」
Rene:「Look you did n't even try to work it out yet . So tomorrow night , we go out , get drunk , pass a good time . We 'll figure out what to do .」
Jason:「Yeah , that makes sense . Thanks .」
Rene:「Okay .」
Hoyt:「Hang in there , bro .」
Jason:「All right .」
Rene:「Okay . These things , they got a way of working out , you know ?」
Jason:「I hope you 're right .」
Hoyt:「All right . Night .」
Jason:「Night .」
narration:Rene and Hoyt leave .
Scene 11:「Police station of Bunkie - Sam , Sookie , police officer」
Sam:「Hello ?」
Police officer:「Hold your horses .」
Officer thoughts:「Ca n't call it adultery if a wife wo n't have s*x . At least Debbie 's a Christian .」
Sookie ( to Sam ):「Give him a second . He does n't think so quick .」
Sam:「Hello ?」
Officer:「Yeah .」
Sookie:「Hello , officer . Sir . I 'm sorry to bother you .」
Officer:「No bother . No bother at all . I was just ...」
Police radio , voice:「Tom 's coming up to that T.C. on Terra Ridge , about 5 miles out .」
Officer:「Are those vampires bites ?」


Sam:「With all due respect , sir , that 's none of your business .」
Sookie:「Sir , we 're looking for information .」
Officer:「Yeah , well , that 's what the library 's for .」
Sam:「It 's about Cindy Marshall 's murder .」
Officer:「What about it ?」
Sam:「Well , there have been murders like hers in Renard Parish . Bon Temps , to be exact . Had n't you heard ?」
Officer:「Ca n't say .」
Sookie:「She had a brother , Drew , I was told .」
Officer:「Could be .」
Sookie:「Do you have a picture of him ?」
Officer:「What for ? We do n't know he did it . More likely a vampire .」
Sookie:「I do n't mean to tell you your business but a vampire would n't kill by strangulation .」
Officer:「Well , I guess you 'd know . Good riddance to white trash is all I got to say .」
Sam:「Buddy , you 're out of line .」
Sookie:「He can say whatever he wants . It does n't bother me a bit . Just hand me a picture of Drew Marshall and I 'll go away quiet .」
Officer:「Well , that file 's in storage . It 's gon na take a while to get it , probably months .」
Sam:「Come on , Sookie , he 's not gon na do s * * * for us .」
Sookie:「Oh , I think he will . All right , then , we 'll go to the library and I 'll get your home address . Should n't be too hard to track down your wife .」
Officer:「My wife ?」
Sookie:「So I can tell her you 're sleeping with Debbie .」
Sam:「Yeah , Debbie .」
Sookie:「From church ?」
Officer:「You ... how did ... ?」
Sookie:「And the Vampire League of America will surely wanna know about your attitude .」
Officer:「Now , now , hold on a minute now . Hold on now . I ca n't just give you the photo . What I might do is fax it on down to the sheriff in Bon Temps .」
Sam:「Fast .」
Officer:「Yeah . Do my best .」
Sookie:「That 's all we ask . Thank you so much for your cooperation .」
Scene 12:「Remington Hotel - Lafayette , Senator Finch , Lurlene」
narration:The senator shakes hands .
Senator:「My pleasure .」
A woman:「Lurlene Butterman . You know , I can not wait to vote for you .」
Senator:「Well , bless your heart , Lurlene . And you know , I can not wait to represent your views in Congress . Thanks for coming by .」
Lurlene:「I would like to say ...」
Lafayette:「Move ahead , young woman . The senator got many admirers .」
Senator:「Hello .」


Lafayette:「Hello . I am so happy and proud to shake the hand of someone with your values . Too often we 're governed by criminals and hypocrites , do n't you agree ? But I can tell you 're a man of virtues . And I applaud the effort you 're making against the poor and disenfranchised especially the vampires and the gays .」
Senator:「Thank you . Next .」
Lafayette:「So many things can happen to bring down a fine personage such as yourself . You might wanna be careful , you hear ?」
Senator:「Yes .」
Man:「Look at the camera .」
Senator:「No .」
narration:The man takes a picture of the senator and Lafayette then Lafayette leaves .
Senator:「Thanks for coming by .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 13:「Jason 's - Jason , Amy」
narration:Jason arrives home and the table is set for two persons .
Amy:「Did you have to work late ? It does n't matter . I just ...」
Jason:「No .」
Amy:「No ?」
Jason:「I did n't wanna come home .」
Amy:「Okay .」
Jason:「I was afraid you might have left .」
Amy:「No . No , this is where I wanna be . I wanna be with you .」
Jason:「But you ca n't stay if ...」
Amy:「I did what you said . It was all my fault , Jason . I 'm so , so sorry .」
Jason:「Did you make dinner for me ?」
Amy:「I 'd do anything for you .」
Jason:「Come here .」
narration:They hug .
Amy:「I 'll make it right .」
Scene 14:「In the woods - Bill , Jessica」
narration:Bill waits , seated to Jessica to come out from down the ground .
Jessica:「Help me .」
narration:She screams .
Scene 15:「In the car , on the way back to Bon Temps - Sam , Sookie」
Sookie:「Why 's the say home always longer than the way there ?」
Sam:「Now that 'd be philosophy and I 'm a simple guy .」
Sookie:「What a load of horse pucky . Simple is one thing that you are not .」
Sam:「I disagree . I may be a shape - shifter but I want what every man wants . You know ? A good life , a good woman .」
Sookie:「Do you love Tara ?」
Sam:「You know , I like her a lot and I care about her , for sure . I 've been trying to love her , but she does n't make it easy .」
Sookie:「Well , she ca n't help it . When you 've never had much love ...」
Sam:「Oh , I know . I know . Believe me , I know . But it 's ... it 's not working . You know , we 're friends , is all . I mean , I 'm not so easy to love either .」
Sookie:「You 're wrong .」


Sam:「I am ? Do you love Bill ?」
Sookie:「I think I do . But where is he ? If vampire politics are more important to him than me ... I do n't know . I 'm so mad at him , I could spit .」
Sam:「I can see where you would be .」
Sookie:「I 'm sorry you 're having do drive so far .」
Sam:「I do n't mind . I love to ride in the car .」
Sookie:「Of course you do . Go on , hang your head out the window if you feel like it .」
Sam:「Okay , I appreciate that but it 's a private pleasure .」
Sookie:「One day when all this is over , I 'm gon na save up . We 'll rent a convertible , we 'll take it to the gulf . Lie on the beach , bake in the sun .」
Sam:「It 's a date .」
Sookie:「Do you know any car songs ?」
Scene 16:「Jason 's - Jason , Amy」
Jason:「Damn , woman . Where 'd you learn to cook like that ?」
Amy:「From the maid . She was French . Hey , if I show you something you have to promise that you 're not gon na get mad .」
Jason:「I 'm never gon na get mad at you again , never ever .」
Amy:「Promise ?」
Jason:「Yeah , I promise .」
narration:She shows him a vial of V.
Amy:「I saved one drop .」
Jason:「Motherf * * * * * !」
Amy:「Babe , please do n't flip .」
narration:They go in their bedroom .
Amy:「We both know that we 're for real . We 're gon na have a life together .」
Jason:「So , what are you doing with that ? You 're killing me . I ca n't trust you for a second .」
Amy:「You can trust me totally , for always , I swear . It 's just that I want symmetry .」
Jason:「Now , what the f * * * is that ?」
Amy:「Balance , harmony , beauty .」
Jason:「Oh , for crying out loud .」
Amy:「Baby , this vial is our past . We started with V so we should end it with V. Like just closing a circle . So we can start a new circle , our new life together . I 'm through with the blood . It 's only a symbol . But the circle , I mean , that 's what 's important to me . Never mind . I 'm gon na go by myself .」
Jason:「Well , I 'm not gon na let you do that . But this is the last f * * * * * * time .」
Amy:「Last time . Cheers to our future , baby .」
narration:She drinks the V and they kiss .
Scene 17:「In the woods - Jessica , Bill」


Bill:「You drank from me . Your blood was replaced with mine and then I shared my essence with you when we slept together in the ground . No , no , no , not intercourse .」
Jessica:「You just said " intercourse " .」
Bill:「It 's tradition , it 's part of the process . It 's magical . Even we do n't fully understand how it works .」
Jessica:「Well all I know is , staying out all night like this , my daddy 's gon na whup you good . Mister , you better get me home right now .」
Bill:「Jessica , stop .」
Jessica:「No .」
Bill:「Stop .」
Jessica:「Hey . Why ?」
Bill:「Because we need to talk .」
Jessica:「Why ?」
Bill:「There are things you must learn .」
Jessica:「Why ?」
Bill:「Because you 're no longer human .」
Jessica:「Why ?」
Bill:「As I 've been trying to explain to you at length , you have been made vampire .」
Jessica:「Why ?」
Bill:「Because you were unlucky . Because life and death are unfair . Because of me . You can not go home . That part of your life is over .」
Jessica:「No more Mama and Daddy ? No more little sister ?」
Bill:「I 'm sorry . No .」
Jessica:「No more belts . No more clarinets . No more home school . No more rules . I 'm a vampire . Waw .」
Bill:「No , no , no . There are rules . That 's what I 've been trying to teach you .」
Jessica:「Crap your rules . Crap , crap , crap . I can say anything I want now . S * * * , s * * * , s * * * , d * * * , hell , f * * * . Of , " f * * * " , that 's a bad one . F * * * , f * * * , f * * * . Oh , what 's another cussword so I can say it ? I 'm an d * * * vampire .」
Bill:「If you calm down , I will teach you what being a vampire means .」
Jessica:「I 'm not stupid , I can read . I know what it means .」
Bill:「Very well , then , why do n't you tell me ?」
Jessica:「It means that I do n't have to sit like a lady and I can kill anybody I want . And there 's an awful lot of people I 'd like to kill .」
Bill:「No , Jessica , you absolutely can not kill anybody you want .」
Jessica:「But why ? Why ? I wanna kill them .」
Bill:「With your new powers come new responsibilities . You are gon na mainstream , like I do . You can live almost exactly the same life as you did before except you 'll always be awake at night .」


Jessica:「I wanna kill people . And I 'm so hungry . And all you do is talk and I 'm starving and you 're so mean . You 're supposed to take care of me , that 's what you said . You suck ! That 's funny because you do suck .」
Bill:「Here , drink this . It might make you feel more steady . I hope .」
narration:She takes the Tru Blood he gives her .
Jessica:「Oh , it tastes like s * * * . Why are you doing this to me ?」
Bill:「It 's not bad . You 'll get used to it . Try a little more .」
Jessica:「F * * * , no , and you ca n't force me . I ' ' report you .」
Bill:「Oh , really . To whom ?」
Jessica:「I 'll find a real vampire and he 'll kick your ass . You wo n't let me do anything and I 'm so hungry . You are the worst maker ever .」
narration:She cries .
Scene 18:「At the police station - Tara , Kenya , Letti Mae」
narration:Tara is in jail .
Kenya:「Tara , visitor .」
narration:Letti Mae enters .
Tara ( happy ):「Mama .」
Letti Mae:「Oh , child .」
Kenya:「You 're looking good , Letti Mae . Whatever you 're doing , keep it up .」
Letti Mae:「Thank you , Kenya . That 's sweet . Could you leave us alone for a minute ?」
Kenya:「Oh , yes , ma'am .」
Tara:「What are you saying ? ( To Kenya who 's closing the door ) Hey . Hey . Hey , get back here and let me out . Who the f * * * does she think she is ? ( To her mom ) What took you so long ?」
Letti Mae:「I called Mabel from the church and she came over to pray with me .」
Tara:「Pray ? While I 'm locked up waiting ? That is bulls * * * . Y'all can pray after you post my bail .」
Letti Mae:「Honey , I 'm not here to bail you out .」
Tara:「Mama , I 'm tired . I hurt all over . I wanna go home . Do n't play with me .」
Letti Mae:「I 'm not playing .」
Tara:「Yes , you are . You got ta be .」
Letti Mae:「Seeing you like this , it breaks my heart . How many nights have I spent in this place ? Crazy liquor , lost to myself and the Lord .」
Tara:「Not many , because I bailed you out .」
Letti Mae:「Well ... maybe you should n't have .」
Tara:「What the f * * * are you talking about ?」
Letti Mae:「You ca n't go home . I 'm not gon na let you . You 're changing right in front of my eyes and I 'm scared for both of us .」


Tara:「I do n't believe this .」
Letti Mae:「I am committed to salvation and you 're on the road to hell . I would save you if I could , baby . Nobody loves you more . But you 're a danger to my soul and I ca n't have you in my house .」
Tara:「I 'm the only reason you have a house . After all the times I cleaned you up . All the times you beat me and stole my money . Then sent me to school . Dirty . In dirty clothes . So people laughed at me and called me names . My whole life is s * * * because of you .」
Letti Mae:「I know . I know . Do n't tear me up like this . I feel so bad .」
Tara:「The first time I 'm in trouble you turn your back on the one person who 's always stood by you . And you call yourself a Christian .」
Letti Mae:「I 'm finally doing right by you , Tara , like a mother should . You 'll see that when the clouds roll away .」
Tara:「F * * * you . You 're not my mother . Get out of my sight , you evil b * * * * .」
Letti Mae:「I love you .」
Tara:「No , you do n't . you never did .」
Scene 19:「Jason 's - Jason , Amy , the killer .」
narration:Jason and Amy are under V. they wake up
 in their dream
 and it 's raining . They go outside and run .
 Someone comes in Jason 's house .
 They continue running .
 The killer in is their room . Jason and Amy are sleeping , holding hands .
 In their dream , they kiss . The killer strangles Amy and she 's flying away from Jason , in the air .
 Jason wakes up .
Jason:「Baby . Earthquake . Hey . Did you feel ... ? No . No . No . Please . Please , no . ( He calls the 911 )」
Person at the phone:「911 . What 's your emergency ?」
Jason:「Yeah . This is Jason Stackhouse .」
Person:「Oh , hey , Jason . It 's Rosie .」
Jason:「You all better come out here .」
Scene 20:「Eric 's office - Eric , Bill , Jessica」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is your punishment , not mine . What am I supposed to do with her ?」


Jessica:「Excuse me . I can hear you , Mr. Rude . I wanna go to the bar . I wanna be one of those dancers . Oh , I 'm hungry .」
Bill:「She wo n't listen to me . It 'll take more time than I have to teach her obedience .」
Jessica:「I do n't obey anybody . Those days are over .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You ca n't handle one little girl , Bill ? Newborns can be like this . Man up , my friend . She 's not even one night old .」
Bill:「That is not the issue .」
Eric ( to Jessica ):「Want to stay with your maker , do n't you ?」
Jessica:「No , he 's a d * * * . D * * * , d * * * , d * * * . You 're cute . Can I sit in your lap ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No .」
Jessica:「Why ? Nobody lets me have any fun . F * * * * * * .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sit down and shut up . Close the door . ( to Bill ) You have to be tough with them or they 'll walk all over you .」
Bill:「I am well aware of that , but you can see how she is . And there are urgent matters to which I must attend .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Sookie Stackhouse ? Have n't you done enough for her ?」
Bill:「If any harm were to come to her because of my absence , you would be ...」
Coach Eric Taylor:「What ?」
Bill:「... without her helpful skills .」
Jessica:「Let me out . I wanna do something bad .」
Bill:「I would be in your debt . I would return the favor .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh , yes , you will . You most definitely will . ( To Jessica ) Jessica .」
Jessica:「You do n't have to yell at me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds ?」


Scene 1:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Eric , biker」
narration:Sookie shoots on the wolf but Eric receives the ball .
Sookie:「Eric !」
Wolf in his head:「Holy sh1 t . V.」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Stay back , Sookie . Do n't shoot him . He knows .」
Sookie:「He knows what ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Who do you work for ?」
Biker:「Give me a taste , fucker . Come on .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Who sent you ?」
Biker:「I - I can't -- I ca n't talk .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「For the last time」
Biker in his head:「Think you can mad - dog me , you f*cking fanger ? You got nothing on Jackson .」
Biker:「If I tell you , I 'm as dead as you are . You might as well kill me now .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「As you wish . ( To Sookie ) Oh . I got your rug all wet . Heh .」
Scene 2:「Russell 's house - Russell , Talbot , Lorena , Bill」
Russell:「Oh , Lorena , Lorena . Oh , dear . I 'm so sorry .」


Lorena:「I 'm fine .」
Russell:「Come here .」
Lorena:「I 'll heal in a minute .」
Talbot:「The Celtic tapestry was a gift from the lord of Glyndyfrdwy in 1387 .」
Russell:「We 'll find a way to clean it up .」
Talbot:「Hm .」
Russell:「Or we 'll put a planter or two in front of it and we 'll hide the burn marks . Really , it 's like Armageddon in here anytime someone chips a dessert glass . Okay , now if everyone could please leave me alone with Mr. Compton . We could all use a moment to let , um , cooler heads prevail .」
narration:They all leave .
Russell:「This may be difficult for a Louisianan to understand , but in the kingdom of Mississippi , our appetite for unprovoked violence is nil . Fangs . You know , it was Miss Krasiki who recommended you . If we are to be working together , I suggest you learn to get along .」
Bill:「You do Lorena 's bidding now ?」
Russell:「Oh , that 's what she thinks . But given your privileged standing with Queen Sophie Anne I 'd rather have you for my own .」
Bill:「Whatever lies Lorena has told you , she has motives of her own .」
Russell:「I am well aware . She really is quite unsophisticated for someone so old . Do you know that she wanted me to make you watch while she killed your human ? And speaking of , vampire to vampire ... how much do you really love that human of yours ? Why not turn her , as I turned Talbot centuries ago ? Spend eternity together . Mm . That 's a commitment .」
Bill:「That is impossible .」
Russell:「Well , the alternative is to subject her to the vicissitudes of mortality and to the mercy of forces , such as , for instance , me .」
Bill:「Your Majesty , that is no choice .」
Russell:「Of course it is . Is it your human 's welfare you value or your own desire ? You are a fraction of my age . One day you 'll see you ca n't have both . Well , we 're all a little frazzled by the worries of the day . Why do n't you , uh ... sleep on it ? Fresh graves are ideal for disposing of an unwanted body .」
Scene 3:「Cemetery - Sookie , Eric」
Coach Eric Taylor:「The ground 's already disturbed , so no one would think to dig again .」


Sookie:「So much for keeping him alive so we could question him .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , that 's what I was planning .」
Sookie:「But then you saw his brand .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Brings back many memories . Unpleasant ones .」
Sookie:「If you 'd given me a chance to listen to his thoughts--」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You have no concept of how dangerous werewolves are . They 're virtually silent . They have no fear of death . And when they 've had a bit of our blood , their strength can be a challenge . Even for me .」
Sookie:「Like I said , thanks for saving my life . How 's your bullet wound ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , it would have healed a lot faster if you had--」
Sookie:「I will never fall for that again .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Maybe the next time you shoot me . I 'll walk you back .」
Sookie:「Do you know anyone named Jackson ? It 's the only thing I could make out . Maybe that 's the person he 's working for .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Jackson is where he lives . He had a Mississippi accent . Ca n't you people tell the difference ?」


Sookie:「Oh , my God , he 's from Jackson ? Do you think that 's where Bill is ? Eric , we have to go , like yesterday .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I ca n't . Not yet . The problems of the world consist of more than finding your missing boyfriend . You should n't go by yourself , either . These werewolves are looking for you . You 're no good to Bill or to me if you 're dead .」
Sookie:「How can you expect me to sit around when we have a lead ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 'll be morning by the time you get to Jackson . If you 're planning on rescuing a vampire during daylight I have seriously overestimated your intelligence . At least take the day to think it over .」
Sookie:「Fine . I 'll leave tomorrow . But I have to go . Bill would do it for me . I do n't expect you to understand .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I understand very well .」
Sookie:「If I do get into some kind of trouble , you 'll feel it , right ? How fast can you get to Mississippi ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Probably not fast enough . Stay out of trouble , Miss Stackhouse . It 'll do us both a favor .」
Scene 4:「Motel room - Tara , Franklin」


Tara:「Go , go . Go ahead . Bite me . Go on , f*cking do it . ( He does n't bite her ) What the hell ? I said you could bite me .」
Franklin:「No .」
Tara:「Why not ?」
Franklin:「Because you want me to .」
Scene 5:「Micken 's house - Tommy , Joe Lee , Sam , Melinda」
TV:「Okay , here we go . Final table at Festa al Lago about to get under way . We started five days ago with 368 players . We are down to our final six . The winner today is gon na take home over $ 1 million .」
narration:Sam comes in .
Joe Lee:「Whoa . Hey there . Uh . Was n't expecting company . Tommy said you split . Oh , he told you that ?」
Sam:「He must have misheard . I 'm not the kind to skip out on his own blood kin .」
Joe Lee:「Course you ai n't . Hey , Lindy . Sam 's back . I 'll go get her . Mama ?」
Sam:「I do n't appreciate you trying to get me killed .」
Tommy:「I do n't appreciate you coming into my house like you belong here . I figured since we 're related , you could keep up , but ...」
Joe Lee:「How the hell should I know ? We never have guests .」
Melinda:「Pull them off the bed . Come on .」
narration:Melinda and Joe Lee come .
Sam:「Well , now , hold on , hold on , now . I just came over to say goodbye . I was n't gon na stay the night .」
Melinda:「We ai n't letting you spend your money on no motel .」
Tommy:「Mama , if he wants to stay in a motel , let him .」
Sam:「No , I got ta get back to Bon Temps .」
Melinda:「At this time of night ?」
Sam:「Yeah , well , I got my life back here just like you got yours here . I do n't wanna intrude any more than I already have .」
Melinda:「Joe Lee , down the sink .」
Joe Lee:「Dadgum , I just cracked it open .」
Melinda:「Down the sink . Jesus H. You ai n't seen your son in over 30 years , and you ca n't cork it for one night ? We ai n't alcoholics .」
Joe Lee:「Do n't ever get married , Sam . The second you do , that 's when they start to woman you .」
Melinda:「I know it may not look like it , but we are just so , so proud of you , and what all you done with yourself . I just-- I just wish we were the kind of people that could make you proud of us .」
Sam:「All right , listen . Stop worrying about what I think . Okay ? Start with them . Okay ? Now , come on . Take care of your mama .」
Joe Lee:「All right . Lindy . Lindy , come on .」


Tommy:「We 'll see each other again .」
Joe Lee:「Lindy . You best get going before she climbs in the trunk with you .」
Sam ( to Tommy ):「You forgot these . You must have dropped them when you were changing ... the oil .」
Scene 6:「Jason 's house - Jason , Hoyt」
Hoyt:「You ?」
Jason:「Yeah .」
Hoyt:「A cop ?」
Jason:「Oh , I wish you were there . Tonight , boom , the universe showed me my destiny . And for me , that 's to protect and serve the citizens of Renard Parish . Police work just ai n't about tackling people . There 's marksmanship , paramilitary training . I got all that now . And let 's face it , would you feel safe with me patrolling the streets or Andy Bellefleur ? Yeah , that 's what I thought . That 's what I thought .」
Scene 7:「Motel room - Tara , Franklin」
Tara:「Oh , my God . What the hell just happened ?」
Franklin:「You lost yourself to the void . I 'd claim it was a gift , but actually , it 's common to most vampires .」
Tara:「I-- I never do this .」
Franklin:「What , one - night stands ? Cheap motels ? Vampires ?」
Tara:「None of it . No offense . Actually , the cheap motel , yes . But only once . Come to think of it , why do you need a motel room ? Do n't y' all sleep in the ground ?」
Franklin:「It 's nice to have a place to shower , shave , and ravage you .」
Tara:「f*ck . Did this all happen because we beat the crap out of a couple rednecks tonight ?」
Franklin:「You did . You would 've killed them if I had n't have stopped you .」
Tara:「Wanted to .」
Franklin:「Where does all that come from ?」
Tara:「No . You do n't wanna poke that .」
Franklin:「Oh , I 'm entitled to a little bit of curiosity . I hardly know a thing about you . I do n't know if you have a husband or a boyfriend .」
Tara:「Listen , this was great and all-- Okay , mind - blowing . But let 's not make it into something that it was n't . Just take me home .」
Franklin:「Well , can I at least ask your name ?」
Tara:「Oh , even better , I - I'll walk .」
Franklin:「My name is Franklin .」
Tara:「Please give it up . Knowing my name is n't gon na make you feel any less dirty , or me any less ... Thanks , Franklin .」
Scene 8:「Fangtasia - Pam , Yvetta , Jessica」
narration:Pam is with Yvetta when the phone rings .
Pam:「Fangtasia . This better be good .」


Jessica:「Oh , hi . Pam , it 's Jessica Hamby . We talked yesterday . I 'm the one who--」
Pam:「I remember you perfectly . What is it ?」
Jessica:「Um ... Well , I really desperately need your help . I do n't know where Bill is , and , gosh , you guys are the only other vampires I know--」
Pam:「Spit it out , cupcake . I 'm in the middle of something .」
Jessica:「Right . Um ... You remember how I was asking how you would-- ? You know , what you would do if you , like , killed somebody by accident ?」
Pam:「Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw ?」
Jessica:「Yes . And that 's just the problem . I went to get the chain saw , and now he 's gone .」
Pam:「What ?」
Jessica:「I left for , like , 15 minutes and he just disappeared .」
Pam:「So the problem you have is that there is no dead body in your house ?」
Jessica:「Yeah .」
Pam:「Does n't sound like a problem to me . Got ta run . ( She hangs up ) Babies , they 're all the same . Now , where were we ? Oh , right . Lie back , sweetheart , and think of Estonia .」
Scene 9:「Merlotte 's - Sookie , Sam」
Sookie:「Oh , my God , you have a brother ?」
Sam:「Yeah . News to me too .」
Sookie:「What are they like ?」
Sam:「Well , I 'm more at home with the folks here .」
Sookie:「Speaking of which , you heard about the ... ?」
Sam:「Hm ? Yeah . Jesus Christ . And Andy shot him ?」
Sookie:「Welcome back , huh ?」
Sam:「Good thing this town does n't have many other bar options . So how long should I expect you gone for this time ?」
Sookie:「Two , maybe three days at the most . If I leave by 4 , I can get there by sundown . Sam , how can you expect me to stay here and do nothing when Bill might be in Jackson ? You know me .」
Sam:「I know you well enough not to argue . You need anyone to-- ?」
Sookie:「If you really wanna help , I 'm kind of leaving Jessica here on her own while I 'm gone . Do you think you could make sure she does n't do anything horrible ?」
Sam:「How ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know . Give her a job ? Just kidding . Can you imagine ? Arlene would freak .」
Sam:「You do n't get back , she 's getting your job .」
Sookie:「I 'll be fine .」
Sam:「Nice ring .」
Soookie:「Thanks .」
Scene 10:「Jason 's house - Jason , Hoyt」
Hoyt:「What is the rank between a sergeant and a captain in the Louisiana State Police ?」
Jason:「Skip .」