Russell:「Talbot . We do n't need to say everything we think . For a number of reasons , she 's incapable of managing her queendom . Take you , for example . She has one of the most promising young vampires in the country under her command , and she sends you to where ? Bon Temps . What a waste of talent .」
Bill:「She did n't send me to Bon Temps . It was my home before I was made . After the Great Revelation , I chose to go there to mainstream .」
Russell:「You expect me to believe she 'd allow you to move to a tiny town in the middle of a swamp and date a waitress ? I know you 're still working for her and I know she has secrets , and I wanna know what they are . In return , I 'll make you sheriff of Area 2 .」
Bill:「Perhaps Your Majesty is using werewolves to gather his intelligence as well .」
Talbot:「Ouch .」
Bill:「There 's clearly been mistake . I am not the vampire you are looking for . I am not privy to the queen 's secrets , nor do I have any interest in being your sheriff . I 'm sorry to waste your time .」
Russell:「Poor Sookie . Such a shame she has to pay the price for your stubbornness .」
Bill:「You leave Sookie out of this .」
Russell:「You 're in my house , Mr. Compton . Put your fangs away .」
Scene 17:「Merlotte 's - Tara , Lafayette , Terry , Arlene , Franklin」
Lafayette:「I 'm sorry if it 's hard on you being here , but I got ta work , and I am not leaving you alone .」
Tara:「It 's hard being anywhere right now . Might as well be here .」
Lafayette:「Love you .」
Arlene:「How long you been standing there ?」
Terry:「Little while . You sick ? Because of my shrimp again ?」
Arlene:「No .」
Terry:「Good . Now , I know Coby and Lisa are part of you , and maybe you think I 'm not the kind of person you want around them . But-- But I made a list .」
Arlene:「A list of what ?」
Terry:「Ten reasons why you can trust me with your kids . Number one
 Number four ...」
narration:At the bar :
Franklin:「Busy night ? You the only waitress ?」
Tara:「Actually , I 'm a bartender , and I ai n't working tonight .」
Franklin:「Then what are you doing here ?」
Tara:「Honestly ? Trying not to kill myself .」
Franklin:「And how is that going for you ?」
Tara:「Well , I 'm still alive .」
Franklin:「Makes one of us . You got any of those Tru Bloods ?」
Tara:「We only got the B - positive , and the microwave 's busted . You a friend of Bill Compton 's ?」


Franklin:「No . Are you ?」
Tara:「Not really .」
Scene 18:「Bill 's house - Jessica」
narration:Jessica arrives . She opens the trap where she sleeps but Hank 's not there .
Jessica:「What the f*ck ? Holy sh1 t . f*ck .」
Scene 19:「Merlotte 's parking lot - Andy , Jason , Rosie , Kenya , Kevin , Calvin , Crystal」
Jason:「Andy , I 'm telling you , I can walk in a straight line . Look .」
Andy:「Mm - hm . Like a f*cking arrow . I ai n't letting you drive like that . Get in .」
Jason:「Well , this is fun . I ai n't never been in the front seat before .」
Rosie ( over the radio ):「Detective Bellefleur , we 've got a 586 in progress in Hotshot .」
Andy:「Uh , Rosie , you realize a 586 means illegal parking ? Over .」
Rosie:「Oh . I could have sworn that 's what Kenya said . Anyway , they 're busting a meth lab , whatever the code is for that . Over .」
Andy:「Wanna take a drive ?」
narration:They arrive at Hotshot .
Jason:「Huh . I ai n't never been to Hotshot .」
Andy:「Nothing to write home about .」
Kenya:「Andy , you ai n't even on duty . What are you doing here ? But more importantly , what is Jason Stackhouse doing here ?
 Take two , one--」
Andy:「Stop it . You stay in the car .」
Jason:「Staying in the car .」
Andy:「This is my town , Kenya . And whatever happens in my town concerns me .」
Kenya:「Quit speechifying . There ai n't no cameras here , you damn fool .」
Kevin:「You sure did sound smart on the TV , Andy .」
Calvin:「There a problem here , officers ?」
Kenya:「Calvin Norris , we got a warrant to search your property .」
Calvin:「What for ?」
Andy:「Kenya .」
Calvin:「Get off my land , you f*cking pigs !」
Kevin:「Stand back , sir .」
Calvin:「Do n't tell me what to do . You got no right to be here .」
Kevin:「Calm down , Mr. Norris .」
Calvin:「f*ck you .」
Kevin:「I 'm an officer of the law , and you are not allowed to say that to an officer of the law . That 's the law .」
Andy:「In there . Inside . I see him .」
Kenya:「Stop . Andy . Andy !」
narration:Jason sees a woman in the woods .
Jason:「Hey . Are you all right ?」
Andy:「Goddamn it , stop ! Sheriff 's Department . Stop !」
narration:She leaves . Andy sees a man escaping ; he stops him .


Jason:「Hey , I got one . I got me a drug dealer .」
Scene 20:「Merlotte 's parking lot - Tara , two man , Franklin」
Man 1:「Whoo . Big night . Whoo !」
Man 2:「Hey , hey . Just ride on that sh1 t . f*ck that sh1 t .」
Man 1:「I 'll ride that sh1 t like a pony . Hey , this is where it happened , dude . Andy put that serial - killer nigger down right here .」
Man 2:「Oh , sh1 t . Hey ! sh1 t . It 's the freak 's girlfriend .」
Tara:「His name was Eggs , you racist piece of sh1 t .」
Man 1:「Well , you 're the one who went and f*cked a killer , bitch .」
Franklin:「Apologize to the lady .」
Man 2:「Serial killer were n't enough for you ? Now you got ta go f*ck a goddamn vamper too ?」
Franklin:「I said , apologize to the lady .」
Man 2:「f*ck you .」
Scene 21:「Russell 's Mansion - Talbot , Russell , Bill , Lorena」
Talbot:「Blood gelato .」
Bill:「Sookie has nothing to do with this . She 's innocent .」
Russell:「We know that you love her , that you 've killed for her . And from the look in your eye , I can see you 'd do it again if you thought that would save her .」
Talbot:「So romantic .」
Lorena:「It 's not romantic , it 's delusional .」
Russell:「Lorena . Oh , goodie .」
Talbot:「I 'm just in time for dessert .」
narration:Bill throws a light on Lorena . She burns .
Scene 22:「Sookie 's house - Sookie , Eric」
narration:EricL To have and to hold , to love and to cherish , to blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , until death do you part . Does n't bother you that you 'll be the only one dying ?
Sookie:「I 'm not gon na talk about this with you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Okay . So you 'd really rather stay out here all night than invite me in ?」


Sookie:「One minute you lie to me , the next minute you ask me to trust you . You do something generous and selfless , and then you follow that up with something nasty or downright cruel .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Invite me in .」
Sookie:「You ca n't bully your way into--」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Invite me in now .」


Scene 1:「Alcide 's house - Sookie , Alcide , Bill , Lorena」
Sookie:「Do n't take it personally . The Were you were fighting had vampire blood in him . Bill 's , in fact , so I know it 's strong .」
Alcide:「Werewolves doing V ? Goes against everything we stand for . The rest of the pack into that sh1 t ?」
Sookie:「The ones who took Bill , at least .」
Alcide:「Like I need more reasons to hate them . Ow !」
Sookie:「Sorry . Is Debbie your ex - girlfriend ?」
Alcide:「She 's my fiancée . She moved out a month ago .」
Sookie:「A month ? And you still have n't got new furniture ?」
Alcide:「I do n't have time for it .」
Sookie:「You ever hear from her ?」
Alcide:「My sister , Janice , does . She runs a beauty parlor . Debbie still goes in to get her hair done up .」
Sookie:「Almost done .」
narration:Her phone rings .
Sookie:「Hello ? Hello ? Bill ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Sookie:「Are you hurt ? I know the werewolves have you .」
Bill:「Nobody has me . I have left my life in Bon Temps . And I am leaving you .」
Sookie:「Shut the f*ck up .」
Bill:「Sookie .」
Sookie:「The last time I saw you , you asked me to marry you .」
Bill:「You did us both a favor by not saying yes .」
Sookie:「You have to say that . Someone 's listening .」
Bill:「Lorena , actually , to whom I have just made love .」
Lorena:「Ca va , Sookie ?」
Bill:「We f*cked like only two vampires can . I did n't hold back for fear of hurting her like I do with you .」
Sookie:「Bill .」
Bill:「Look at your life since I entered it . I 've only caused you pain .」
Sookie:「That 's not true .」
Bill:「I am death . I will bring you only suffering . Our worlds are too different . Our natures too . We were doomed from the start .」
Sookie:「I do n't believe you .」
Bill:「Believe what you want . You are no longer of concern to me . Do not try to find me . I do not wish to be found .」
narration:He hangs up .
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Sookie:「What does he mean , he does n't wanna be found ?」
Alcide:「I 'm pretty sure it means he does n't wanna see you anymore .」
Sookie:「That is n't what he said .」
Alcide:「Well , what do you think he said ?」
Sookie:「I do n't know what he said . I just know that is n't the man I love .」


Alcide:「Well , maybe the man you love never existed except in your head .」
Sookie:「Is that supposed to be making me feel better ?」
Alcide:「No matter how well you think you know somebody , they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sac .」
Sookie:「I do n't have a nut sac , and Bill ... he 's risked everything for me . Our love is way bigger than him breaking up with me over the phone .」
Alcide:「How many relationships you been in ?」
Sookie:「What does that matter ?」
Alcide:「Well , all I 'm saying is there 's no nice way of getting out of these things . Come here .」
Sookie:「Oh , my God , you 're so warm .」
Alcide:「Sorry .」
Sookie:「It 's okay , I 'm just not used to it .」
Alcide:「It 's a Were thing . We run hot .」
Sookie:「I thought maybe you were coming down with the flu .」
Alcide:「No . You probably want some privacy .」
Sookie:「That 's the last thing I want .」
Alcide:「At least let me go put on a shirt .」
Scene 2:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Melinda , Joe Lee」
narration:Sam runs out after Tommy .
Sam:「Tommy ! Get back here , you little sh1 t !」
narration:He finds a truck and his parents in it .
Sam:「Were you sleeping in my parking lot ?」
Melinda:「Oh . We had n't left yet because , uh , well , we got nowhere to go . We 're a little behind in rent . Plus , our landlord got foreclosed on .」
Sam:「Oh , so that 's why you came here . To eat my food and steal from me . Tommy tried to break into my safe .」
Melinda:「sh1 t . Sometimes I think that boy 's cheese done slid right off his cracker . He does desperate things when we fall on hard times .」
Sam:「When you fall ? How often does this happen ?」
Melinda:「Well ...」
Sam:「Wait , I do n't wanna know . This is not my f*cking problem .」
Melinda:「I know it ai n't . Just please do n't take it out on Tommy .」
Joe Lee:「Tommy ? Tom . What happened now ?」
Melinda:「No , no . No one 's hurt . Sam caught Tommy stealing .」
Joe Lee:「Oh , that boy makes my ass itch .」
Melinda:「I ai n't asking for your sympathy .」
Sam:「I ca n't have you living in my parking lot .」
Melinda:「No , we 'll be gone the second he gets back . He 's just off somewhere being himself up . Wo n't be long .」
Sam:「It better not be .」
Scene 3:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Franklin」


Franklin:「Tell me everything you know about Bill and Sookie .」
Tara:「She says it was love at first sight .」
Franklin:「You do n't believe that ?」
Tara:「In love ? Hell , no . People just get what they want and leave .」
Franklin:「And what does Sookie want ?」
Tara:「Quiet . Being a telepath gets real noisy , and she ca n't hear Bill .」
Franklin:「Her brother , is he a telepath too ?」
Tara:「Jason barely knows what he 's thinking , let alone anyone else .」
Franklin:「If you keep smiling like that , I 'm gon na get jealous .」
Tara:「I thought I loved him for a long time but he never loved me back .」
Franklin:「Then he is an idiot . Where is Sookie now ?」
Tara:「Jackson , Mississippi .」
Franklin:「Where in Jackson ?」
Tara:「I do n't know .」
Franklin:「Find out .」
narration:Sookie is on the bed . Her phone rings .
Sookie:「Hi , Tara .」
Tara:「Sookie , you sound awful .」
Sookie:「Bill ... broke up with me .」
Tara:「Oh , my God . What an asshole . Tell me where you are . I 'm coming to get you .」
Sookie:「No , I just need to cry my eyes out for about a week .」
Tara:「What you need is your best friend , right now . Give me your address .」
Sookie:「After all you 've been through ? I do n't want you getting mixed up in my mess .」
Tara:「You 'd do it for me . I 'm getting in the car right now . Address .」
Sookie:「I 'm exhausted . I 'll call you tomorrow , I promise .」
narration:Sookie hangs up .
Tara:「Sookie .
 What do you want from Sookie ?」
Franklin:「Oh , you should be more concerned with what I want from you .」
Tara:「Let me go .」
Franklin:「Not gon na happen .」
Scene 4:「Bill 's room - Lorena , Bill」
Lorena:「Well . That was the best s*x I 've had in decades .」
Bill:「At least somebody enjoyed it .」
Lorena:「There was true passion between you and I tonight .」
Bill:「Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie . It had nothing to do with you . It 's been a long night , and I need to sleep . Now get the f*ck out .」
Lorena:「Oh , William . I 'm happy . You 're with me . And you 're not going anywhere . Even if it takes 40 years , I know you will love me again . You ca n't help but love .」
Scene 5:「Fangtasia - Sookie , Eric , Yvetta」


narration:Eric appears in front of the window of Alcide 's room .
Sookie:「Cheese and rice . You scared me half to death . What the hell are you doing out there ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Waiting for you to invite me in .」
Sookie:「Can all vampires fly ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Can all humans sing ?」
Sookie:「Are you kidding ? Could n't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it . Come on in .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「So , um , how goes the search ?」
Sookie:「Turns out , he 's not who I was looking for . You smell like the ocean in winter . How is that possible ? Bill does n't smell like anything .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 's not possible .」
Sookie:「You played by the North Sea as a child .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yes . How did you know ?」
Sookie:「I 'm smelling your memories .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not even you can do that .」
Sookie:「Oh . I got skills you ca n't even dream of , cowboy . You want more ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Huh ?」
narration:It was just a dream . Eric is at Fangtasia and Yvetta is dancing for him .


Yvetta:「You want more ? Or I boring you ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「That 'll be all .」
Scene 5:「Alcide 's kitchen - Sookie , Alcide」
Radio:「The Vampire Rights Amendment 's impending passing has left many up in arms ,」
narration:but perhaps none so much ...
Alcide:「What time you wanna head back to Bon Temps ? Since you 're not looking for that asshole anymore .」
Sookie:「Oh , I still plan on finding him .」
Alcide:「Okay , doormat .」
Sookie:「I 'm not a doormat . I just want him to say it to my face .」
Alcide:「What , he did n't hurt you enough ?」
Sookie:「I think he 's in trouble . Maybe I 'm wrong , but if he can look me in the eye and tell me it 's over , then I 'll leave him here to rot .」
Alcide:「You looking for closure ? Just let it go , move on .」
Sookie:「Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok because he 's too sad to buy a new frying pan . I need more information . Take me to that engagement party tonight .」


Alcide:「No f*cking way . I paid my debt to Eric Northman .」
Sookie:「I know you 're still hurting over Debbie . Seeing her with those creeps might help you get over her .」
Alcide:「Are you insane ? Either one of us showing up after last night is just asking to get our asses kicked . You go if you got ta . Do n't put your sh1 t on me .」
Scene 6:「Lafayette in his car - Lafayette」
narration:He speaks on the phone .
Lafayette:「Ring , ring , hooker . Ring , ring . Now , I know you holing up at Sookie 's , but long story short , I gots me a six - figure bucket seat cradling my black ass right the f*ck now . And you got yourself my old ride . That 's right , Buddha done did us a 180 , he did . Now , why do n't you calls a m*therf*cker back , please ? He hangs up . sh1 t .」
Scene 7:「Sookie 's house - Tara」
narration:Tara is tied on the bathroom chair . She sees she has a voicemail but ca n't reach her phone .
Scene 8:「Alcide 's house - Sookie , Janice」
Sookie:「You must be Janice .」
Janice:「And you 're Sookie Stackhouse ? Thank you , Jesus . I 'd have settled for a two - bit hooker to get my brother 's mind off that bitch Debbie Pelt , but you are cute and sweet . You 're just what he needs .」
Sookie:「Thanks for coming over .」
Janice:「When you called , I was checking my horoscope . Do you know what it said ? " Things are looking up for somebody close to you . " Nailed it .」
Sookie:「Do n't get too excited . Alcide and I are just working together .」
Janice:「You do n't look like you work construction to me .」
Sookie:「No . Someone I care about 's gone missing , and Alcide has inside information about the folks I think have him . I called you because I need to get into Lou Pine 's without standing out . You need to look the part .」
Janice:「Well , that is my specialty . How deep do you wanna go ?」
Sookie:「I wanna look like I could kick some serious ass . Which I can .」
Janice:「All right , let 's pick out some temporary tattoos . No chance of anything more between you and my baby brother ?」
Sookie:「I 'm not really looking , and he 's still hung up on his ex . Finding out about her engagement party tonight did not help matters .」
Janice:「Yeah , right , engagement party .」
Sookie:「Excuse me ?」
Janice:「Oh . No , right . That 's right , engagement party .」
Janice 's thoughts:「That bitch Debbie 's actually getting herself initiated into that nasty pack of freaks .」


Janice:「How did Al find out about it ?」
Sookie:「Hollis told him last night at Lou Pine 's .」
Janice 's thoughts:「f*cking Hollis and his big mouth . I 'm glad he did n't say nothing about her being hooked on V.」
Sookie:「But if Alcide still loves Debbie do n't you think he should go and try to talk her out of it ?」
Janice:「No , he should not . My psychic told him if he stayed with her , he would get himself killed . Did he listen ? No . She ended up dumping his ass .」
Sookie:「Why 'd he stay with her so long ?」
Janice:「She was his first love , he never met anybody so alive , all that sh1 t . But how many bullets are you gon na take for somebody ? How many bad things got ta happen to you and the ones you love before you realize feeling alive ai n't enough ? I am just glad he made it out alive .」
Scene 7:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Arlene , Jason , Hoyt , Andy , Bud , Kitch , Tammy , Kenya , Kevin」
Jason:「Oh . Arlene , what 's happening , baby ? I 'm just trying to buy my crew here a round after a long day .」
Arlene:「A long day ? It 's lunch , okay ? And I 'm the only waitress working , as usual . You 'll get your beer when you get it .」
Jason:「Where 's she takin ' it ?」
Man 1:「Hey , right here . QB 1 gets the first beer .」
Jason:「I wanna see this .」
Man 2:「Here you go .」
Man 1:「About time .」
Jason:「Who 's that cocky little sh1 t ?」
Man 1:「It was 18 yards deep . It was sick .」
Hoyt:「You 're just mad because he 's about to break your passing record . He 's close . Say he 's got the best arm of any kid in Bon Temps since ... Well , since you .」
Jason:「What 's his name ?」
Hoyt:「Kitch Maynard .」
Kitch:「Do n't even think about finishing that pitcher . That 's QB 1 's . f*cking winning name .」
Andy:「Get on up here , Bud . Get up here , young man . I 'm gon na keep it short . Everything I learned about being a good cop , I learned from you . You always been a hell of a sheriff , Bud , and I 'm gon na miss you . Kevin .」
Kevin:「We figured , since you hung up your hat for good , it 's time you put on your new dancing shoes .」
Woman:「Put them on now , Bud .」
Bud:「Thank you . They 're beautiful . It 's been a great honor serving this community .」
Woman:「Yeah , baby !」


Bud:「And it 's an even greater honor having served with such fine men . And woman . And it is in that spirit that I announce to you your new acting sheriff ...」
Man:「Kitch ! Kitch !」
Bud:「Andy Bellefleur .」
Man:「Go , Andy ! Congratulations .」
Men:「Kitch ! Kitch ! Kitch !」
Andy:「Thank you . Thank you .」
Man:「That 's how you drink a beer .」
Andy:「Ooh , boy . That 's a surprise . And a hell of an honor . All I 've ever wanted to be was a good cop .」
Jason:「It 's Kitch , right ?」
Kitch:「Well , around here they call me QB 1 . But you probably ca n't remember that far back , can you , Stackhouse ?」
Jason:「What 's your name ?」
Woman:「Tammy .」
Jason:「Tammy . Phew . You are smoking . You got all them dimples . I 'd have made out with you , but unfortunately for you , you 're with a disrespectful fucktard ...」
Man:「Whoa , whoa .」
Jason:「... who 's causing a ruckus when a fine , upstanding citizen is getting all commemorated . You think you 're a rock star , do n't you ? World at your feet , folks serving you beer underage . Girls sucking your cock whenever you say go . No offense , Tammy . You ai n't nothing , boy . You 'll find that out soon enough .」
Kitch:「Yeah , well , come end of season , they 'll be shouting my name , and they 'll forget you ever existed .」
Man:「Yeah .」
Jason:「But 10 years from now , there 's gon na be a version of you , 10 years younger , doing the same thing to you . And then who you gon na be ?」
Kitch:「What ?」
Jason:「Yeah , that 's right . You heard me .」
Hoyt:「Touchdown .」
Kenya:「Well , I guess the only way to get a promotion in this town is to drink like a fish , hallucinate farm animals , and kill a black man . Hey , promotion . Heh - heh . Pig !」
Arlene:「Oh , sh1 t !」
Sam:「Here , let me help you .」
Arlene:「God , you wanna help me ? How about doing your job , boss ? Right now I 'm a hostess , waitress , bartender , busboy , because everybody you hire comes to work whenever they f*cking feel like it or ends up dead . And I 've got enough on my plate without ...」
Sam:「I 'll get someone else in here soon enough , okay ?」
Arlene:「You have got to start looking out for your own , Sam .」
Scène 8:「Alcide 's house - Sookie , Alcide」
Alcide:「Sookie .」
Sookie:「In here .」


Alcide:「Wow . I guess my sister took to you .」
Sookie:「Debbie 's getting initiated into Coot 's pack , and she 's addicted to V.」
Alcide:「Shut the f*cking door . Debbie 's a bloodhead ? How 'd you find out ?」
Sookie:「I was poking around in Janice 's brain . She did n't tell you because she 's trying to protect you .」
Alcide:「Why do n't you let her ?」
Sookie:「Because I know you care about Debbie . No matter what she did to you . I figured you 'd wanna know if she were in danger .」
Alcide:「She 's gon na let those f*cking mongrels brand her . V 's the only reason . It 's got ta be .」
Sookie:「Of course it is . Maybe it 's not too late for you to get through to her . Stop her from ruining her life .」
Alcide:「f*ck !」
Sookie:「That mean you 're coming with me ? I probably wo n't get in otherwise .」
Alcide:「Fine . We 're gon na have to go in separate , though . You might be able to fool some with that get up . They 're just gon na beat the sh1 t out of me , again .」
Scene 9:「Russel 's house - Russell , Bill」
Russell:「How long did you work for Sophie Anne ?」
Bill:「Thirty - five years .」
Russell:「As ?」
Bill:「I was a procurer .」
Russell:「Were you any good ?」
Bill:「I received no complaints .」
Russell:「And then you started sampling the local flavor in Bon Temps .」
Bill:「No . I was on sabbatical .」
Russell:「Well , now you 're playing coy , William . So which is it you doubt , my intentions or my power ?」
Bill:「Can you assure me that you will be able to usurp her territory ?」
Russell:「Well , that depends on the quality of your information , now , does n't it ?」
Bill:「No .」
Russell:「I insist . " A woman is only a woman , but a good cigar is a smoke . " Rudyard Kipling . No Shakespeare , but less impetuous . And he never stole spoons .」
Bill:「Your Majesty , if I am going to sign my own death warrant I will need something in return . When I have fulfilled my duties , I want Lorena gone .」
Russell:「Gone ?」
Bill:「Yes .」
Russell:「It is a punishable offense to kill another vampire .」
Bill:「Not if no one reports it .」
Russell:「Hm .」
Bill:「Eric Northman , the queen 's sheriff of Area 5 , has been selling vampire blood , and I believe it is at her behest .」


Russell:「If the Magister finds out , he 'll put her on trial . He 's been itching for another inquisition for centuries . Why on earth would she be so stupid ?」
Bill:「The Great Revelation . She 's close to losing her fortune now that we 're being taxed by the IRS .」
Russell:「Hm .
 Tug on the purse strings , you 'll find a lady 's heart . That 's very nice , Bill . Very nice . I feel like celebrating .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 10:「Sookie 's house - Tara , Franklin」
Franklin:「Missed you . You miss me ? Did you miss me ? I ca n't stop thinking about you . Something about you is just so ... What 's the word ?」
Tara:「Aah ! m*therf*cker .」
Franklin:「Magical . We have so much ahead of us .」
Scene 11:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Jessica , Arlene , Terry」
Sam:「When people come in , first thing , count how many of them there are . More than two always gets a table , never the bar . So say there 's three . Pull out one , two , three menus and walk them to their table .」
Jessica:「Well , what about the waitressing part ?」
Sam:「You got ta be 18 to serve alcohol in Louisiana .」
Jessica:「That is so not fair . I 'm never gon na be 18 . And I used to be the best server at our church pancake night .」
Sam:「Think you can handle it ?」
Jessica:「I 'm a vampire , not a f*cking idiot . ( To the clients ) Uh , hi , welcome to Merlotte 's . Table 5 's available . If you 'll just follow me right this way .」
Arlene:「A hostess ai n't gon na help me with my workload . And she sure as heck ai n't helping herself to my tips .」
Sam:「Calm down . I put an ad in the Pennysaver for another waitress . No one said anything about Jessica getting tips .」
Arlene:「People love giving redheads tips . And I 've always been the only redhead at Merlotte 's , Sam . You know that . Sorry , Sam . Ah , I get a little emotional when I 'm ... When I see people taking advantage of you .」
Sam:「What are you talking about ?」
Arlene:「Well , you let in every stray , Sam . I mean , first that old dog , and then your folks , and now Jessica . I mean , it 's your business . It 's not a charity .」
Sam:「I can take care of myself . My folks wo n't be coming around anymore .」
Terry:「You sure they know that ? Because they 're grilling in the parking lot . One thing 's for sure」
Jessica:「Well , your server will be right with you , all right ? Oh , excuse me . Sorry .」
Man:「Jessica ? Jessica Hamby ?」


Jessica:「Um ... No , you 've got me confused , I think .」
Man:「Jessica , it 's Chip from Bible study .」
Jessica:「Hi . Oh , my God .」
Chip:「I ca n't believe you 're alive . Your folks are gon na be so happy . My God , it 's a miracle .」
Jessica:「Yeah , I guess so .」
Chip:「Oh , praise Jesus . Praise him .」
Scene 12:「Hotshot - Calvin , Crystal , Lafayette , Eric」
Calvin:「You sh1tting me ? My little brother just got busted dealing dope .」
Lafayette:「You wo n't find a better product .」
Calvin:「You a cop ?」
Lafayette:「No , sir . Look , I know your boy 's a lean , mean selling machine . I 'm just here to up your game . Help you step up in the world , clean some sh1 t up .」
Crystal:「I 'll go grab the Dirt Devil from Felton .」
Calvin:「See if he 's hungry too .」
Crystal:「I ai n't his mama .」
Lafayette:「What do you say ? You feel me ? Nothing this hot will cost you this little and earn you so much .」
Calvin:「We 're not getting in business with people like you .」
Lafayette:「People like me ? Look ...」
Calvin:「No , you look , son . Polite 's in short supply around here . It 's time you get your ass home .」
narration:Some men are in front of Lafayette 's new car .
Man:「Let 's get these tires off .」
Lafayette:「Hey ! Hey ! Get the f*ck up out my ride .」
Man 1:「How about no ?」
Lafayette:「How about I whup your f*cking ass ?」
Man 1:「Faggot .」
Calvin:「I told you we ai n't so polite around here .」
Scene 13:「Merlotte 's - Hoyt , Jessica , Chip」
narration:Hoyt parks his car . He sees Jessica and Chip outside .
Jessica:「How 'd you end up in Bon Temps tonight ?」
Chip:「I was just on my way home back from picketing the baby - killer factory up in Birmingham . Stopped for a bite .」
Jessica:「No . You wanted to stop for a bite but you decided it was too late , so you drove straight home .」
Chip:「It is late .」
Jessica:「Mm - hm . Then you got a little lost on the 165 , and that 's why you got home a little late and a little hungry . And you never even saw me .」
Chip:「I hate being hungry before bed .」
Scene 14:「Hotshot - Eric , Lafayette , Calvin」
Man:「Take that .」
Calvin:「Get your f*cking hands off me , dead man .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Take the deal .」


Calvin:「You 'll have to kill me first .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , I think I 'll kill all your brother - cousins first . How does that sound , Lafayette ?」
Lafayette:「Oh , that ... That sounds good .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Excellent .」
Calvin:「Unh ! We 'll sell . Aah ! Just let me f*cking go .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And that 's called closing the deal . Let 's go , RuPaul .」
Lafayette:「Get the f*ck up out of here .」
Scene 15:「In the car - Tara , Franklin」
Tara:「What do you want with Sookie and Bill ?」
Franklin:「Nothing . My employer 's interested in them . Him , mostly .」
Tara:「That where we 're going ? To your employer ?」
Franklin:「" Slappy 's Snack Shack , five miles . Persimmons and cherries . " If there is one thing that I miss more than sunshine , it is good fruit .」
Tara:「Where are you taking me ?」
Franklin:「Here I am trying to make pleasant conversation , and you wanna ruin all my surprises .」
Tara:「There ai n't nothing pleasant about being bitten and tied up .」


Franklin:「You 're tough . I could taste it in your blood . I 'm not a bad guy , Tara . I just wanna make sure that we have a chance .」
Tara:「Untie my hands . I 'll give you whatever chance you want .」
Franklin:「Are you like this with your other boyfriends ?」
Tara:「This is kidnapping .」
Franklin:「This is opportunity . My job supports my financial needs . My emotional ones . It 's just there 's so much I wanna tell you .」
Tara:「Then tell me where we 're going .」
Franklin:「I 've been so lonely . But now you 're mine ... all that 's changed .」
Scene 16:「In the woods - Sam , Tommy」
Sam:「I figured the sooner you left Bon Temps , the happier you 'd be . Unless you plan on stealing from me more .」
Tommy:「You do n't know sh1 t about me .」
Sam:「Well , I know you got a pretty raw deal with your folks . I know you think I got off easy .」
Tommy:「Why 'd you even look us up , anyway ?」
Sam:「Well , when I was your age ... I had no example . And everything I did ... sh1 t that was worse than stealing , by the way ... I did blind . And I survived , but it caught up with me so bad , sometimes I wished I had n't . Guess I wanted to see how different it could have been .」
Tommy:「And now that you have ?」
Sam:「I see that I ca n't get back what I lost . But you 're still young , and you do n't have to make the same mistakes . And you could stay with me . I could set you up at the bar .」
Tommy:「You do n't get it . My folks are f*cked up , but they ca n't get by without me .」
Sam:「Now , I know it feels like that , but they 're not your problem .」
Tommy:「That 's all they are . I ditch them tomorrow , they end up in the gutter by the end of next week . You think I can live with that ? I wo n't be free of these people until the day they die .」
Scene 17:「Lafayette 's car / Fangtasia - Lafayette , Eric , Pam , Magister」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , I have to say I 'm a little disappointed , Lafayette . I pegged you as a professional , but clearly , you lack the necessary artistry .」


Lafayette:「Bossman , have you seen this face ? It ai n't nothing but art .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , you walk into every situation all flash and fire . You expect them to adapt to you . That 's not salesmanship . It 's ego .」
narration:Eric 's cell phone rings .
Coach Eric Taylor:「What ?」
Pam:「We 're being raided .」
Eric in Swedish:「So ? Call the American Vampire League , they 'll get their lawyers on it . I 'm busy .」
Pam in Swedish:「It 's not the police ... the magister .」
Eric in Swedish:「I 'm coming there now .」
Pam in Swedish:「Do n't be stupid . Leave while you still can . They 're looking for the V , Eric . The Queen set you up .」
narration:She hangs up .
Magister:「Come out , come out , wherever you are .」
Pam:「Magister . What a pleasant surprise .」
Magister:「Oh , there 's nothing pleasant about this . This is blasphemy . Take her .」


Lafayette:「I know I ai n't got no fangs , and I know I ca n't talk whatever language that is you talk in , but I can move your sh1 t . Oh , hell . How am I supposed to deal with this fucked - up - ness ?」
Scene 18:「Merlotte 's - Andy , Jason」
Jason:「Hey , Andy . I wanna be a cop . A real one .」
Andy:「That 's good , Stackhouse .」
Jason:「Yeah . I 've been old Jason long enough .」
Andy:「Well , apply yourself like I told you . Someday you might make a good one .」
Jason:「No , I do n't think you 're hearing me . You see , I 'm not doing them fake ride - alongs and filling out forms . I 'm thinking there 's got ta be an easier way .」
Andy:「Ah , you 've been thinking that way your whole life , Stackhouse . Where 's it gotten you ?」
Jason:「You 're gon na make me a cop , and you 're gon na make me one now .」
Andy:「Jason , even if I wanted to , I could n't . There 's rules .」
Jason:「There any rules about taking TV interviews and promotions for not shooting a killer dead when I 'm the one who 's got ta live with doing it ? Any rules about that ?」
Andy:「I push this , it 'll blow up for the both of us .」
Jason:「You know , I read something in all that cop homework about when you make up stories about murderers and crimes . What do they call that again ?」
Andy:「Falsifying evidence .」
Jason:「Yeah , falsifying the evidence . Last few days , shooting a known killer , tackling a drug dealer in Hotshot . I 'm already the best cop you got , Sheriff Andy Bellefleur . Oh . sh1 t .」
Scene 19:「In the woods - Melinda , Sam , Tommy , Joe Lee」
Melinda:「Uh - huh . These dogs plumping up real good . There you are .」
Joe Lee:「Boy , I 'll whup you .」
Sam:「Now , here 's what 's gon na happen . I 'm gon na give you a place to stay for now till you get back on your feet . No more stealing , no more drinking , or the deal 's off .」
Melinda:「I think we can manage that .」
Joe Lee:「Do n't see why not . Tommy ? Think you can fly straight from now on ? Supposed to be a joke .」
Tommy:「Maybe I can .」
Scene 20:「Russell 's mansion - Talbot , Franklin , Tara」
Talbot:「No . No , no , no , not you .」
Franklin:「Russell 's expecting me .」
Talbot:「He 's out . He 'll be a while .」
Franklin:「We 'll wait .」
Talbot:「Is this for me ? It 's skinny .」


Scene 21:「Lou Pine 's - Alcide , Sookie , Debbie , Gus」
Alcide 's thought:「It 's a private party . Hollis ai n't here . We 're on our own .」
Man1:「Yeah .」
Man 2:「Yeah .」
Gus:「Shoot it .」
Sookie:「No , thanks .」
Gus 's thoughts:「She looks familiar . Did I bang her ?」
Sookie:「I mean , f*ck , yeah !」
Men:「Yeah !」
Gus:「Again .」
Man:「Again .」
Gus:「One more . Third time 's the charm .」
Man:「Oh , go , go , go ! Go , go , go !」
Woman:「Yeah !」
Debbie:「Who the f*ck are you ?」
Alcide:「She 's with me , Debbie .」
Scene 22:「In a car - Russell , Lorena , Bill」
Russell:「In the mood for anything in particular ?」
Lorena:「Someone smoky . Not too fatty .」
Russell:「See , I was thinking ... ethnic .」
Lorena:「Mm .」
Russell:「You said you were a procurer ? Procure .」
Bill:「As you wish .」
Scene 23:「Fangtasia - Pam , Eric , Magister」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Let her go ! I am who you want . But I have been framed .」


Magister:「" Oh , you 've got the wrong man . " " My dog ate my homework . " " I saw Goody Osburn with the devil . " Excuses are one thing I can assure you do not get better with age . Do you deny the blood was being sold in your area ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Not on my orders .」
Magister:「Then on whose ? Your queen 's ? What shall it be , sheriff ? Desecration of the blood or treason against your regent ? Both among the most dire of crimes .」
Pam:「It was Bill Compton !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's true . He ... He 's gone missing . You 've seen yourself how easily he betrays our kind for personal gain . I believe he is behind this , and I am gathering evidence to bring him to you . Now let me finish my work .」


Scene 1:「Russell 's mansion - Talbot , Tara , Franklin , Russell , Bill , Lorena」
Talbot:「Mm , spicy . Who 's a pretty girl ? Huh ? You 're a pretty girl . You 're pretty . Yes , you are .」
Franklin:「Piss off .」
Talbot:「I know it 's not too good to be all matchy - matchy , but you and your ... Dusky little bloodbeast are totally at odds with my decor . Your ...」
Franklin:「Well , nobody cares what you think about anything . Shut up .」
Tara:「I 'm awful sorry .」
Franklin:「No , you 're not .」
Talbot:「Oh , good girl .」
Franklin:「Just ignore him . He 's the cleaning lady .」
Talbot:「Psycho fugly thug .」
narration:Russell , Bill and Lorena arrives .
Tara:「Bill ?」
narration:Credit
Lorena:「You know him ?」
Tara:「I thought I did .」
Bill:「Why is she here ?」
Russell:「Why is she here ?」
Franklin:「She wants to be with me .」
Talbot:「Hence the restraints .
 She 's mine .」
Lorena:「Relax . Nobody wants her .」
Bill:「Certainly not I.」
Talbot:「Why is he here ?」
Franklin:「Because I have a present for you , sir .」
Russell:「Please .」
Talbot:「You 're not supposed to bring work home .」
Russell:「Darling , king . Franklin , you never disappoint . Shall we retire to the study ?」
narration:Russell and Franklin leave .
Tara:「What is going on here ? What 's wrong with you ?」
Lorena:「Yes , Bill . Your behavior is somewhat erratic .」
Tara:「Help me .」
Bill:「No .」
narration:Bill and Lorena leave .
 In Russell 's desk room :
Russell:「As always , the deposit will go to your trust account .」
Franklin:「But I want cash .」
Russell:「Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi , slaughtering a group of elderly women .」
Franklin:「They would n't let me have a turn .」
Russell:「Why are you dragging another girl around ? So sloppy . I 'm tired of cleaning up after you .」
Franklin:「This is one is spectacularly different .」
Russell:「Hm .」
Franklin:「She 's such a f*cking disaster . We could be twins . The attraction is electric .」
Russell:「Franklin , you 're a huge freak . But I like your work . Bill Compton is lying to me .」
Franklin:「Yes , sir .」


Russell:「Who keeps a dossier on his human ? Why would he care about her family tree ? Sophie Anne 's overstated perfume is all over this .」
Franklin:「That 's what I thought .」
Russell:「She 's already escaped us once , this barmaid .」
Franklin:「Send a wolf , what 'd you expect ?」
Russell:「Maybe I should send you back to Bon Temps to acquire Sookie Stackhouse .」
Franklin:「I do n't have to go anywhere . She 's in Jackson .」
narration:In the corridor :
Lorena:「I 'll let you play your little game of hard to get . You 're gon na be that mh sweeter when you 're mine again .」
Bill:「You know , Russell was right . You 're not very smart . You played yourself into a corner , you tiresome cow .」
Scene 2:「Alcide 's car - Sookie , Alcide」
Sookie:「What happened back there ? Why were they all shifting ? You almost shifted .」
Alcide:「Could n't help it . When that energy starts rolling , it takes you over . We 're lucky we got out of there alive . f*ck !」
Sookie:「I know it was terrible ...」
Alcide:「You do n't know anything .」
Sookie:「If you do n't slow down , you 're gon na kill us . And I am not gon na die because of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole ! I had to be mean to make you listen . I 'm sorry .」
Alcide:「She was n't always shitty . We were great together . When she was n't drinking or cheating . She used to play horseshoes with my dad , help my mom plant tomatoes .」
Sookie:「But tonight she was half - naked in a wolf skin , getting branded . Tell me more about Russell Edgington .」
Alcide:「He 's just some rich vampire . That 's all I knew till tonight .」
Sookie:「I got ta talk to him .」
Alcide:「Are you out of your f*cking mind ?」
Sookie:「The brand , the blood , the vampire . He knows where Bill is , or he knows who knows .」
Alcide:「I promised Eric I 'd keep you out of trouble . You ai n't going near him , Sookie .」
Scene 3:「Russell 's mansion - Talbot , Eric , Bill」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is completely unnecessary . I told you I come in peace .」


Talbot:「Hello . Have we met ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Eric Northman , sheriff , Louisiana Area 5 . I 've come to see the king .」
Talbot:「Talbot , royal consort . Permit me to facilitate . Russell ! Let him go , you idiots .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Thank you .」
narration:In the dining room :
Coach Eric Taylor:「I humbly request permission to hunt your territory for the vampire missing from my area .」
Russell:「I appreciate your courtesy , Eric . It 's very old - world .」
Talbot:「Nobody has manners anymore . It was all so beautiful once .」
Russell:「Your fugitive , what 's his name again ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Bill Compton . I 'm responsible for him , and , uh , I 'm ashamed to admit it , but he 's wanted for selling vampire blood .」
Russell:「Oh , no , no . That 's heinous . Are you sure ? Let 's ask him .」
Talbot:「Voilà . He 's not missing , and he 's way too square to deal V.」
Bill:「You tried to pin that on me ?」
Russell:「We all know it 's your queen behind this , Northman .」


Bill:「And that you did the selling for her .」
Russell:「You see , Mr. Compton has accepted a position in my court and therefore keeps nothing from me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh ... You 're here of your own accord . Which means ...」
Bill:「Sookie is no longer mine .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh .」
Russell:「A king in front of them , a queen behind them , and they 're talking about a human girl .」
Talbot:「Men .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Your Majesty ... I confess . I sold the blood at my queen 's command and accused Bill to protect her . So , what do I do now ? Unless I give the Magister Compton , he 'll murder my progeny .」
Talbot:「Darling , so sad .」
Russell:「The Magister is a nasty little ... Anachronistic toad , a ridiculous remnant of the Middle Ages . The only power he has over us is the power we give him . There may be a way to solve all our problems . Sleep here .」
Talbot:「You 're more than welcome .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How can I refuse ?」
Scene 4:「Alcide 's house - Alcide , Debbie , Sookie」


Alcide:「You ca n't just walk back in here . Give me my key .」
Debbie:「Shut up ! Do n't tell me what to do ! It 's my f*cking key , and I 'll use it whenever I want !」
Alcide:「You walked out on me . You got no right .」
Debbie:「We 'd still be together if you were n't so weak !」
Alcide:「Keep it down .」
Debbie:「Do n't tell me to keep it down ! Because I do n't give a sh1 t about the neighbors ! I 'm here to save your f*cking life .」
Alcide:「Liar . You drug addict . You sold your soul to a vamp . I saw you .」
Debbie:「He 's more than a vamp . Oh , you ignorant redneck . If he knew what you saw ...」
Alcide:「f*ck him .」
Debbie:「I 'm warning you ... If anybody finds out what went on at Lou Pine 's ... ( Sookie arrives ) That 's your neighbor ? Oh , hell , no .」
Alcide:「She got nothing to do with this .」
Debbie:「You 're f*cking my wolf , bitch . In my house .」
Debbie 's thoughts:「Like I did with Coot and Roy and Bobby and Travis .」
Sookie:「Like you did with Coot and Roy and Bobby and Travis .」
Debbie:「What 'd you say to me , whore ?」
Alcide:「I 'm still strong enough to throw you out , blood or no blood .」
Sookie:「No , I 'm not sleeping with him . But you traded this good person who loves you for a shot of V , that burn on your back , and a dumb biker who 's half the man and half the wolf that Alcide is .」
Debbie:「I will f*ck you up ! I will cut you !」
Alcide:「Sookie , back off .」
Sookie:「Where is Bill Compton ?」
Debbie 's thought:「Who the hell is Bill Compton ?」
Scene 5:「Franklin 's room in Russell 's mansion - Franklin , Tara」
Franklin:「Do you like your new gown ?」
Tara:「Oh , yes .」
Franklin:「I picked it out especially for my lover .」
Tara:「Thank you so much .」
Franklin:「Even when I 'm away from you , I can feel your flesh molded to me . That 's how close we are now .」
Tara:「That 's really sweet .」
Franklin:「I know . Almost forgot . You have a text message . " Bitch , where are you ? " You said no boyfriends . Who is he ? Who 's Lafayette ? I 'll rip your throat out .」
Tara:「He 's my cousin . And he 's ... And he 's gay .」


Franklin:「Oh . Well , how do I get rid of him ? How about , um , " I 'm busy , bitch " ? No , " bitch . " He wrote " bitch . " Too many " bitches . " " Hooker " ? In his other messages , he calls you " hooker . " " Hooker . " No , " hookah . " That 's a water pipe .」
Tara:「T - T - Tell him I 'm okay . Say , " Trust me , m*therf*cker . "」
Franklin:「Tr ... " Trust me , m*therf*cker . " Brilliant . Hey , Tara , watch how fast I type " m*therf*cker . " It 's cool , right ?」
Tara:「Yeah . A - Amazing .」
Franklin:「I 'll delete it so you can watch again . Look . Look at me . Love you .」
Scene 6:「Police station - Kevin , Kenya , Jason , Andy」
Kevin:「I 'm a fan of the regular mulch , myself .」
Kenya:「Oh , that 's good for everyday , but I love that red mulch . Yeah . I use it in all my flowerbeds . It would look so good by your wishing well .」
Kevin:「I do n't know . That seems kind of wild .」
narration:Jason arrives .
Jason:「Oh . Morning , Kenya . Morning , Kevin .」
Kenya:「Morning .」
Kevin:「Morning . What you doing here ?」
Jason:「What am I doing ? I 'm here to work .」
Kevin:「Really ?」
Jason:「Mm - HM . Chomping at the bit . Point me at the crime scene and let 's go get her .」
Kenya:「Acting Sheriff Andy Bellefleur , would you come out here , please ?」
Andy:「Can it wait ? I was just going to the restroom .
 Morning , boss . I 'm ready for my first day .」
Kevin:「I guess this means you find my performance inadequate .」
Andy:「I will if you do n't get out there to the corner and cross them little kids to school .」
Kenya:「What 's going on , Andy ? Why does Jason Stackhouse need a desk in the Sheriff 's Department ?」
Andy:「Nobody else is using it . What do you care ? Why do n't you run those folders in the conference room over to the courthouse ? Please , Deputy Jones .」
Jason:「I do n't want a desk . I wanna be out in the field , where it 's real . That 's where I shine .」
Andy:「This ai n't magic , Jason . You got ta learn the ropes . Trust me , I 'm pushing you through fast as I can . Now , Rosie 's home with female pains , so for now , you 're in charge of the phones .」
Jason:「Can I at least have a uniform ?」
Andy:「Let me get right on that .」
Scene 7:「On the road - Joe Lee , Sam , Tommy , Melinda , Terry , Arlene」


Sam:「Easy .」
Joe Lee:「He 's just showing me how strong he is . Makes me proud .」
Tommy:「Yeah .」
Sam:「Hey , watch it . That 's your damn father .」
Tommy:「I know exactly who he is .」
Melinda:「Oh , it 's nothing . It 's a little game they ought to play in private .」
Joe Lee:「He 'll make it up to me . Wo n't you , boy ?」
Sam:「Maybe you need to talk amongst yourselves , all right ?」
Melinda:「Y'all listen to Sam . He 's always got the good ideas .」
Joe Lee:「No .」
Tommy:「It 's all been said .」
Terry:「Hey , Sam . Sam .」
Sam:「Hey . Look at you . You doing what I think you 're doing ?」
Terry:「Yup . Yes , sir . Me , Terry Bellefleur ... I 'm moving in with Arlene Fowler .」
Sam:「Ha . Congratulations . You 're cracking my ribs , buddy . Hey , hey . Hey , now , it 's gon na be okay . I mean , sure , it 's scary . She 's a little crazy , but so are ... Is everybody , you know ? Do n't worry .」
Terry:「I ai n't worried . I 've never been so not worried . This is what normal people do , Sam . They fall in love . They make each other laugh . And they move in together . They raise kids . They fight over money . They get old and fat together , and it 's normal . And it 's happening to me . I ca n't believe it .」
Sam:「Well , I can . Nobody deserves it more .」
Arlene:「Baby ? I do n't feel too good today , okay ? I ai n't cleaned nothing , I ai n't cleared nothing out .」
Terry:「I 'm the luckiest man in the world . Coming , honey .」
Man:「You be careful with that .」
Arlene:「Oh , no , no . We ca n't be kissing right now . Just put that in the living room .」
Sam:「Happy for you , Arlene .」
Arlene:「Thank you , Sam . Oh , God . I never thought it would happen again . And again . And again . And that other time too . But especially now . Oh . Oh , sweet Jesus , I am a hurting gator .」
Sam:「Hey , you know , uh ... Hey , Joe Lee . I got these tenants here . You could be my on - site handyman .」
Arlene:「Handyman ? Oh , I got a list as long as my leg .」
Joe Lee:「Well , if it do n't hurt my back .」
Melinda:「He 'd love to .」
Sam:「Time for work , bro .」
Joe Lee:「Have a great day , Sam .」
Scene 8:「Franklin 's room - Tara , Franklin」


narration:Franklin is sleeping . Tara is trying to cut her cord .
Scene 9:「Alcide 's house - Alcide , Sookie」
Alcide 's thoughts:「It 's gone too far and it 's picking up speed . I got ta tell the packmaster everything .」
Alcide:「Gon na run errands . Wo n't take long .」
Sookie:「What 's a packmaster ?」
Alcide:「Goddamn it .」
Sookie:「I got ta do what I got ta do .」
Alcide:「This is Were business . It 's against all our laws to tell you anything .」
Sookie:「I 've been listening to dark , private thoughts since I was a little girl . Keeping secrets is how I survive , Alcide .」
Alcide:「No .」
Sookie:「Then I 'll have to dig it out of your head , and I really do n't like to do that .」
Alcide:「Pack is n't a democracy . Most Weres do n't have much sense . You saw . They 're all teeth and fight and s*x . Packmaster 's our Alpha . He makes the big decisions , keeps the rest of us in line .」
Sookie:「How much does your packmaster know about last night ?」
Alcide:「That 's what I have to find out . Then he 'll tell us what to do .」
Sookie:「I 'm coming along .」
Alcide:「I am not breaking any more rules for you .」
Sookie:「Then you might as well invite Debbie over to tear me up , 'cause that 's what she 's gon na try to do . Work with me , Alcide . It gets easier .」
Scene 10:「Police station - Jason , Kevin , Kenya」
Kevin:「I 'll take the car accident on Euclid .」
Kenya:「I 'll take the vandalism over at the High School .」
Jason:「What do I do ?」
Kenya:「File that for me , will you , babe ?」
Andy:「Stackhouse ! You 're driving me nuts .」
Jason:「I ca n't work a desk no more , Andy . It 's sucking the life out of me . I need a cold case . I need a special assignment . I need some f*cking thing to do right f*cking now or I 'll blow up like a M80 and take this whole place with me .」
Andy:「Do n't worry . I 'll give you just what you need .」
Scene 11:「Russell 's mansion - Tara , Coot」
narration:Tara gets out of the house . She runs in the woods but a werewolf stops her ; it 's Coot .
Scene 12:「Merlotte 's - Lafayette , Tommy , Jesus」


Lafayette:「Suck on that thing . Do n't play with it . There you go . Now , this here cigarillo is called a Macanudo Ascot . But my personal favorite , boyfriend , is the Schimmelpenninck panatella .」
Tommy:「I do n't care what they call it . It tastes like sh1 t .」
Lafayette:「Pussy .」
Jesus:「Lafayette .」
Lafayette:「Tommy , can you go inside for me , please ?」
Tommy:「I got five more minutes .」
Lafayette:「Get , please .」
narration:Tommy go at Merlotte 's .
Jesus:「How you doing ?」
Lafayette:「What happened to her ?」
Jesus:「Excuse me ?」
Lafayette:「You ai n't got to be gentle , Jesus . She hated me and I hated her . Just tell me how she died .」
Jesus:「What , your mom ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah .」
Jesus:「Oh , God , man , no , no , no . Of course you 'd think that . I 'm such a ... idiot . I should have told you from the start . She 's good . She , uh ... She threw her breakfast in my face yesterday .」
Lafayette:「Well , th - that 's good , I guess . It 's her style , for sure . So , what are you doing here at Merlotte 's ?」
Jesus:「Uh ... I came by to see you .」
Lafayette:「Somebody been talking to you ? You heard a conversation with my name in it ? Because whatever was said , it ai n't f*cking true . And you best not tell nobody for your own f*cking sake , you feel me ? Huh ?」
Jesus:「Look , man , it 's ... It 's my day off . I just thought that maybe you 'd like to go watch a movie or something .」
Lafayette:「Me ?」
Jesus:「Yeah . You do n't want to . You know what ? Forget about it . I do n't even know why ... It 's a bad idea anyway .」
Lafayette:「No , no . It 's just that I - I 'm working .」
Jesus:「Till when ?」
Lafayette:「Eleven .」
Jesus:「Eleven .」
Lafayette:「I would go with you , but , um ...」
Jesus:「No , I get it .」
Lafayette:「I 'm going inside now .」
Jesus:「Okay .」
Lafayette:「What are you doing ?」
Jesus:「I 'll hang . It 's only nine hours . Nothing else to do . After you .」
Lafayette:「Oh , Lordy .」
Scene 13:「On the road - Sookie , Alcide , packmaster ( the colonel )」


Alcide:「Colonel Flood , if these were ordinary Were junkies scoring on the street , I would n't be here , but they 're organized and drinking from the source . Sookie was there . She can back me up .」
Colonel:「You 'll be disciplined for exposing us to a human , Alcide .」
narration:Alcide ; Yes , sir .
Sookie:「It 's not his fault . We only wanted to tell you what we saw .」
Colonel:「I already know all about it .」
Sookie:「Then you have a plan ?」
Alcide:「Whatever it is , I support you , sir , a hundred percent .」
Colonel:「Do nothing , tell no one .」
Alcide:「How 's that help the pack ?」
Sookie:「Russell Edgington ...」
Colonel:「There 's nothing I can do about him . He 's the goddamn vampire king of Mississippi .」
Sookie:「Bill .」
Alcide:「Colonel Flood , that gang is recruiting . We ca n't just sit back and let some f anger pick us off one by one .」
Colonel:「Edgington is ancient . He 's had a pack of Weres serving him for centuries all over the world . Now he 's on our doorstep . We gon na be smart . Let him do what he wants to do until he goes away .」
Alcide:「If he 's part of our history , you should have told us about him .」
Colonel:「I am saving us from extinction .」
Alcide:「I 'd rather be extinct than slave to a dead man .」
Colonel 's thoughts:「He 'll kill us all . Maybe I 'll just leave town . I 'm scared shitless . Show no rear .」
Colonel:「Do n't question your packmaster , boy .」
Alcide:「Colonel Flood , we got ta do something .」
Sookie:「Let him go . He ca n't help . He 's afraid .
 Bullshit . Alcide , obey .
 It was n't bullshit .」
Alcide:「I know . I trust you .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 14:「On the road - Jason , Crystal」
narration:Jason washes the police cars .
Jason:「I 'll give you what you need . Goddamn piece of sh1 t .」
narration:He sees Crytal pass in a car . He follows her .
Jason:「Son of a bitch . Now what ? License and registration .」
Crystal:「What for ? What 'd I do ?」
Jason:「We can discuss that further at a point in time according to regulations . License , registration and your insurance card .」
Crystal:「I do n't think so .」
Jason:「Oh , you 'd better . I 'm a cop .」
Crystal:「I do n't think you are a cop .」
Jason:「Are you resisting me ? Because if you are please observe the official police vehicle where I came out of .」


Crystal:「Where 's your badge ? Where 's your gun ? Where 's your shirt ?」
Jason:「Yeah , all right , all rig . It 's no secret . I 'm a deputy sheriff liaison , which means I 'm in training . But I 'll be a cop real soon . Real soon . So give me your ID .」
Crystal:「Nope .」
Jason:「Please ?」
Crystal:「You do n't give up , do you ?」
Jason:「No , ma'am , I do n't . Why were you crying the first time I saw you ?」
Crystal:「I was n't crying . I never cry .」
Jason:「I 'm Jason Stackhouse , and I wanna know you .」
Crystal:「Yeah . Uh - huh . But since you 're not gon na write me a ticket , because you 're a fake policeman , and I got milk and mayonnaise in the back , well ...」
Jason:「Well , at least tell me your name .」
Crystal:「Crystal .」
Jason:「Crystal . Well ... A - And your phone number .」
Crystal:「No phone .」
Jason:「Everybody has a phone .」
Crystal:「I do n't .」
Jason:「Meet me tonight at Merlotte 's .」
Crystal:「Ca n't do it .」
Jason:「I 'll be there , Crystal .」
Scene 15:「Merlotte 's - Sam , Jessica , Arlene , Tommy , Hoyt , Summer」
Client:「Excuse me , can you hand me them peanuts ? Thanks .」
Jessica:「Hey , how 's your first night going ?」
Tommy:「I 'd rather carry crap than change tires .」
Jessica:「Well , that 's great . Hey , looks like it 's fixing to be a busy night .」
Arlene:「Well , it 's always a busy night when you 're the only waitress in Merlotte 's .」
Jessica:「Arlene .」
Arlene:「Yes ?」
Jessica:「How come you never look me in the eye ?」
Arlene:「Because I do not care to be hypnotized . Which is apparently what you walking dead people like to do .」
Jessica:「Hi there . Welcome to Merlotte 's . I have a very romantic red vinyl booth for the two of you right over there , and ... ( She hypnotizes them ) And whatever happens ... Do not tip your waitress . Do not . Alrighty , then , let 's go .」
narration:Hoyt and Summer arrive .
Hoyt:「So you been here before ?」
Summer:「Not since my daddy joined AA . But it sure does feel good to be back , especially with you .」
Hoyt:「Well , you feel free to order anything that you want . Does n't matter how much it costs .」
Summer:「Thank you . I do n't eat much . I do n't wanna get fat like my mama . At least not until I had a baby or two .」
Hoyt:「Mm - hm .」


Summer:「I ca n't wait to have babies . I 'm real excited about it . I mean , probably in like another two years or so , but ...」
Tommy:「What 's the matter ?」
Jessica:「Um ... My ex .」
Summer:「I make a mean tuna casserole .」
Tommy:「What , him ? For real ? He took like he got bombed by radiation on his way to middle school . That 's a giant sixth - grade boy right there .」
Jessica:「No , you do n't know him .」
Summer:「Get ready for this .」
Jessica:「He 's really very sweet .」
Tommy:「Come on . He 's Little League . You 're a smoking - hot vampire . You 're the majors .」
Jessica:「No .」
Tommy:「Yeah . And a " hell , yeah " too .」
Sam:「Hey , Tommy . Joe Lee .」
Tommy:「What ?」
Joe Lee on the phone:「Tommy , get your ass home now .」
Tommy:「No , I 'm not gon na . I got a job now .」
Joe Lee on the phone:「I do n't give a sh1 t about no job . Do what I say when I say it . You hear me , you little sh1 t ?」
Scene 16:「Franklin 's room at Russell 's mansion - Tara , Franklin」
Franklin:「Why ? Tara , why ?」
Tara:「I - I was afraid .」
Franklin:「Of me ? You were afraid of me ? That 's insane .」
Tara:「But you tied me up .」
Franklin:「To keep you safe . Oh , my God , what other reason could there be ? You have no idea how much you 've hurt me . I feel like I 've been staked .」
Tara:「I 'm sorry , Franklin . It 's my fault . My head is all confused . Can you forgive me ? It 's not you I 'm afraid of , it 's this place . All the other vampires ... They 're the ones who scare me .」
Franklin:「I 'll never let them touch you . There 's only you . They do n't exist . There 's only you .」
Scene 17:「Russell 's mansion - Russell , Bill , Coot」
Russell:「Hm . You 've circled certain names here . I wonder why .」
Bill:「You 're joking .」
Russell:「Am I ?」
Bill:「I never saw this before you showed it to me . I do n't even know what it is . Where did it come from ?」
Russell:「Oh , Franklin Mott found that , in your house .」
Bill:「With all due respect , why would you believe him ? It 's my word against his .」
Russell:「Well , exactly . He 's an old friend . I 'd trust him with , uh ...」
Bill:「Your genealogy ?」


Russell:「My ... My genealogy . Earl Stackhouse , Sookie Stackhouse . Oh , those are the circled ones . I have a theory , Bill . Do you know what I think ?」
Bill:「No , but I - I 'm fascinated .」
Russell:「I think telepathy runs in this family . I think you 've been playing Track the Telepath . You are trying to discover the origins and the meaning of your human 's curious mental condition , because somehow , somewhere , there is a payoff .」
Bill:「It 's a theory beautifully built , of air and imagination . But it has nothing to do with me , sir .」
Russell:「Oh , Bill . Oh , Bill .」
Coot:「Excuse me , sir , can I talk to you ? In private ?」
Russell:「Guard !」
Scene 18:「Merlotte 's - Andy , Jason , Lafayette , Jesus , Sam , Tommy」
Andy:「Buddy .」
Jason:「Hey , Andy .」
Andy:「I deserve more a welcome than that , the news I got for you .」
Jason:「Sorry , I 'm just kind of waiting on somebody .」
Andy:「I pulled every string in my collection on your behalf today .」
Jason:「I 'm a deputy ?」
Andy:「Pretty damn close . They 'll wave everything but the physical .」
Jason:「Oh , boy , I 'm in .」
Andy:「And the written exam .」
Jason:「Wait , we talked about this . I ca n't take no test .」
Andy:「Well , you got ta . Come on , it 's easy . You just shove all that stuff in your head , write your answers , and forget it all the next day , learn on the job , like everybody else . Come on , get your head up off the floor . You 'll do great . Who 's the girl ? Got a new one ?」
Jason:「Do n't matter . She ai n't coming .」
Lafayette:「You gon na break ?」
Jesus:「Ha , ha . No . You break .」
Lafayette:「Or I will .」
Jesus:「Whatever you want .」
Lafayette:「Uh - huh . You drove all this way and waited all day and most of the night so ... ?」
Jesus:「It was fun . You know ? Drinking beers , talking to people . Watching you do your thing .」
Lafayette:「My thing ? That ? Oh , no . No , no , that is not my thing .」
Jesus:「No . Still got to look at you . Did you look at me ?」
Lafayette:「I ca n't be looking at folk with all that grease flying around the kitchen .」
Jesus:「Right .」
Lafayette:「But I saw you . Every now and again .」
Jesus:「So we gon na play ?」
Lafayette:「I 'll play . And I 'll break . I do n't want you coming in here running the table , making me look bad .」


Jesus:「I do n't think that 's possible .」
Lafayette:「Listen at you talking all that bullshit to me .」
Tommy:「Hey , Sam .」
Sam:「Yeah ?」
Tommy:「Can I stay with you tonight ?」
Sam:「How come ?」
Tommy:「You know , uh , brother time .」
Sam:「Okay . You tell your folks , though .」
Tommy:「Yeah , I will .」
Sam:「I mean it .」
Tommy:「Yeah , I said I would , and I will .」
Sam:「You 're lying , and that puts me right in the middle of the Mickens , which is exactly where I do n't wanna be . Something 's going on with you all . I feel it . I know it . What does Joe Lee want from you ?」
Tommy:「Nothing . He 's just ... He 's just a prick .」
Sam:「You can talk to me , Tom .」
Tommy:「Sure .」
Scene 19:「Bill 's room in Russell 's mansion - Bill , Coot」
Coot:「You 're a little edgy , bat boy .」
Bill:「Get out .」
Coot:「What are you gon na do ? Tell the king ? He 's off you , bro . You 're on his sh1 t list . Everybody knows it .」
Bill:「Even his dirty little lapdog .」
Coot:「Mm . You know what else I hear ? And this is sexy good news , Bill . You 're gon na love this . I know I loved it . Your Bon Temps piece of country ass , your little blond ho is f*cking a werewolf right here in Jackson . Suck that Dick .」
Bill:「Where ? Where is Sookie ?」
narration:Bill escapes from his room .
Scene 20:「Outside the Merlotte 's - Jason , Crystal」
Jason:「Hey . Thought you stood me up .」
Crystal:「I did n't . I tried to go in there a couple times . It was ... It was too , uh ... This ai n't right . I should n't be here . I ... I should n't be anywhere near you .」
Jason:「Why ?」
Crystal:「It 's the way it is .」
Jason:「Crystal ...」
Crystal:「You do n't understand , and I ca n't explain .」
Jason:「Listen , do n't go .」
Crystal:「I got ta .」
Jason:「Take a walk with me . Just a little walk . ( They kiss in the woods ) You 're an outdoor girl . I 'll tell you that for nothing . You 're happy here in the woods .」
Crystal:「Maybe so .」
Jason:「I 'm that way too .」
Crystal:「We got that in common .」
Jason:「Something 's happening to us .」
Crystal:「Shh . I do n't wanna jinx it .」


Jason:「Those things you ca n't explain . I do n't care about 'em .」
Crystal:「That 's what you say now .」
Jason:「No , I 'm pretty sure I mean it . And I just might mean it forever .」
Crystal:「There is no forever for us . It 's only now .」
Jason:「Well , that ai n't true . It could n't be .」
Crystal:「It is true . Now is everything . Now is perfect . I 've never been happier in my whole life than I am right now with you .」
Jason:「If you do n't want me to touch you more , if you want me to stop here ... I 'm gon na have to step away , because I 'm ... I 'm all upset .」
Crystal:「We got that in common too .」
Scene 21:「Russell 's mansion - Eric , Russell , Lorena , Talbot」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sir .」
Russell:「Sheriff . Please accept my apologies . There 's a matter to which I must attend .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Trouble ?」
Russell:「Not really . More of an experiment .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Perhaps I can be of service .」


Russell:「Huh . Indulge my boy Talbot , will you ? Let him give you the full tour . Makes him positively blithe .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Sir , I have a child of my own in the Magister 's bony hands . If you could help as soon as poss ...」
Russell:「All in good time , Eric .」
narration:Russell leaves and Lorena arrives .
Lorena:「You .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You .」
narration:Talbot arrives too .
Talbot:「Boys only .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Show me everything .」
Scene 22:「Sam 's house - Tommy , Sam , Joe Lee」
Sam:「Man . That 's a call , right there .」
narration:Someone knocks at the door .
Tommy:「Do n't open it .」
Sam:「What do you mean , do n't open it ? f*ck .」
Joe Lee:「You sneaky shifter piece of sh1 t . Give me back my boy . Tommy , get over here . I 'll beat you blind .」
Sam:「Breaking down my door ? Who the hell do you think you are ? Huh ? Go home .」
Joe Lee:「I ai n't leaving without my son .」


Sam:「He ai n't going anywhere with you .」
Joe Lee:「You do n't get it , you dumb m*therf*cker . I own him , head to tail .」
Sam:「f*ck you , you broke - down b*st*rd . You do n't own sh1 t . You live in a house I own . You wanna keep it , get out , before I throw your ass in the parking lot ! Oh , you do n't think I 'll do it ? Huh ? I 'll do it . I 'd love to do it .」
Joe Lee:「Sorry . I 'm liquored up . I ca n't even think straight . He 's got ta ... To learn responsibility . It 'll all be better in the morning .」
narration:Joe Lee leaves .
Sam:「What the f*ck was that ?」
Scene 23:「Russell 's mansion - Tara , Franklin , Eric , Talbot , Eric 's parents , Russell」
Franklin:「What 's the matter ? Who made you cry ? I 'll kill him .」
Tara:「Nobody . It 's only I 'm hungry , and they brought me this . And I ca n't eat day lilies .」
Franklin:「Tell Talbot we do n't want his f*cking flowers ! And do n't come back ! She wants to be with me ! God , you are sexy .」
Tara:「We need to talk .」
Franklin:「Do n't say that . Women say that , everything goes black , and I wake up surrounded by body parts .」
Tara:「Baby , no , no , it 's okay . That 's not where I 'm going at all . Franklin , I 'm into you . I mean , really into you .」
Franklin:「Tara . Oh , Tara .」
Tara:「But if we 're gon na be together , you have to remember that I 'm alive . I have needs , like food .」
Franklin:「You 're right . I 'm ashamed .」
Tara:「No , baby , it 's just a thing . I 'll remind you .」
Franklin:「I can do better . Let me take you somewhere special for dinner .」
Tara:「I would love that .」
Franklin:「There 's , uh , Shoney 's in Vicksburg .」
Tara:「Uh , great .」
Franklin:「We 'll celebrate your last night as a human .」
Tara:「What ?」
Franklin:「I 'm proposing . I 'm gon na turn you . Will you be my vampire bride ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Ooh ... And what is this ?」


Talbot:「Japanese vampire erotica from the 16th century . Exquisite detail .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You learn any tricks ?」
Talbot:「Eric , you know as well as I there 's nothing new except someone new .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , it 's an eclectic collection .」
Talbot:「Oh , you should see what we have in storage . Russell 's a greedy little boy . He wants what he wants and he takes it . He 's the same way about people . Watch out .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「And this ?」
Talbot:「Some random tribal crown . He must have a hundred of them . Uh , this one 's , uh , Scythian , I think .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Viking .」
narration:Eric 's flashback in the 1880 's
Eric 's mother in Swedish:「Hand me your sister .」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「My son , it 's time you were betrothed .」
Eric in Swedish:「Soon .」
Eric 's mother in Swedish:「The sooner the better .」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「Where were you all day ? I never saw you .」
Eric 's mother in Swedish:「He was in the barn with the redhead who feeds the goats .」


Eric in Swedish:「It 's not wrong to enjoy my life .」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「You have no sense of responsibility .」
Eric in Swedish:「Can we talk about this later ?」
Eric 's father in Swedish:「Eric , grow up . You ca n't spend your life between a woman 's legs .」
Eric in Swedish:「I can try .」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「Get back here . Your place is with me !」
Eric in Swedish:「All you want me to do is follow you around !」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「I want you to learn to be king !」
Eric in Swedish:「I will ! Tomorrow !」
narration:Eric leaves .
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「Who 's at the door ?」
narration:Eric is making love with a woman when he hears her mother screaming . A wolf is attacking his father . The guards , his sister and his mother are dead .
Eric is Swedish:「Mother ... ?」
Eric 's father in Swedish:「Eric , behind you !」
narration:Eric and his father fight against the werewolves . Eric sees on the arm of a werewolf the sign of Operation Werwolf .
Russell:「Bring me the crown . Do n't be a hero , Viking .」
narration:Eric 's father is dying .
Eric in Swedish:「Father . Look at me !」
Eric 's father in Swedish:「You are king .」
Eric in Swedish:「No . I wo n't allow it . Help !」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「You know what to do .」
Eric in Swedish:「Yes .」
Eric 's dad in Swedish:「Vengeance ...」
Eric in Swedish:「Vengeance .」
narration:End flash back .
Coach Eric Taylor:「It 's beautiful .」


Scene 1:「Russell 's mansion - Russell , Talbot , Bill , Lorena , Sookie , Eric」
Russell:「Well , guess who turned out to be completely unworthy of our trust .」
Talbot:「No .」
Russell:「Hm .」
Lorena:「Why ? What 's happened ?」
Russell:「He 's been hiding something very interesting from us all .」
narration:Bill kills the guard and tries to kill Russell but the king is stronger than him .
Sookie:「Bill !」
Russell:「Are you serious ? I am almost 3000 years old .」
Bill:「Eric , get her out of here , please .」
Sookie:「Eric , what are you doing ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I would n't let go of this if I were you . I do n't know what it is , but I do know it 's quite valuable .」
narration:Credit
Sookie:「Eric , what the f*ck ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I 've not had the pleasure of tasting it , but all my instincts say it would be quite extraordinary .」
Sookie:「I will never , ever forgive you for this .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Mm . It thinks we 're equals .」


Russell:「Oh , but it 's wrong . Is n't it ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Indeed .」
Talbot:「Do you care nothing about our home ?」
Russell:「Talbot , not now .」
Talbot:「When ?」
Lorena:「What are you going to do with our Mr. Compton , if I may ask ?」
Russell:「Marco , Klaus , take Mr. Compton to the slave quarters . There , my dear , you will kill him .」
Sookie:「No !」
Lorena:「But what 's ... ?」
Russell:「Do not defy me ! I am your king !」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Your Majesty .」
Russell:「Take Miss Stackhouse into the library , Eric . I wanna ask her a few questions after I repair the state of affairs of my marriage .」
narration:Russell leaves .
Sookie:「Bill , I will get you out of here .」
Bill:「Eric , you save her , I beg you .」
narration:They take Bill .
Sookie:「If you do kill him ... I will kill you .」


Lorena:「Oh , please . Please try . Without that sanctimonious little prick , Godric , to save you , I would just love to rip you open and wear your rib cage as a hat .」
narration:Lorena leaves .
Sookie:「Please tell me you were just doing that for the king 's benefit .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do n't think anyone plays the king of Mississippi and gets away with it . I certainly have no intentions of trying .」
Sookie:「Why are you even here ? I thought you had other things to deal with .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Yeah , I do , and I need to think . So please do n't take this the wrong way , but shut up .」
Sookie:「Eric , please , I 'm begging you ...」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Thank you .」
Scene 2:「Merlotte 's - Jessica , Arlene , a client , Lafayette , Jesus」
Client:「And what is your vegetable of the day ?」
Arlene:「That would be the peas .」
Client:「Hm . And how are those prepared ?」
Arlene:「Those are dumped out of a can into a big pot and heated up . I mean , where do you think you are , lady , Red Lobster ?」


Client:「Hey , I am paying good money to eat here . You wanna keep any of that cheap dyed hair you better stop mouthing off to me .」
Lafayette:「Tap the titty .」
Jesus:「Oh , come on .」
Lafayette:「Well , that sucked . And not in a good way . Oh .」
Arlene:「Lafayette , I got an order .」
Lafayette:「What ? Sam and Tommy already done gone . Ai n't we closed yet ?」
Arlene:「Nope . Curlers over there wants the chicken fried steak , extra gravy on the side , extra mash , no veggies .」
Lafayette:「Hell , no .」
Jesus:「You want me to help ?」
Lafayette:「Can you cook ?」
Jesus:「I can do a lot of things .」
Lafayette:「Oh , Lordy .」
Arlene:「" And I want a freshly cut lemon in my iced tea , not some dried - out thing that 's been sitting around all day . " Aah ! Dagnabbit . Look what I just did . Oh , I got lemon juice on it too .」
Jessica:「No , sorry . Arlene , sometimes it just happens .」
Arlene:「Please do n't kill me . I 'm pregnant . That probably just makes you wanna eat me even more . Oh , God . This is why people hate y' all .」
Jessica:「I just have n't eaten in days .」
Scene 3:「In the woods - Crystal , Jason」
Jason:「I love how warm you are .」
Crystal:「I feel like I 'm on fire .」
Jason:「Yeah . Me too . That 's because we are ... on fire .」
Crystal:「I ai n't no virgin .」
Jason:「Me neither . But you make me feel like one .」
Crystal:「Not me . You make me feel like 110 percent woman .」
Jason:「Whoa . Oh . Do n't hurt me . Or do . I do n't care .」
Crystal:「What the hell 's that supposed to mean ?」
Jason:「Huh ?」
Crystal:「I ai n't into any pervert stuff .」
Jason:「What ? I did n't mean it like that .」
Crystal:「Then what in blazes was it you did mean ?」
Jason:「I meant ... Um ... Do n't break my heart . What did I say ?」
Crystal:「This ai n't right . It ai n't I wanted to just get a taste of something I could remember forever , but ... Goddamn it , I ai n't gon na let you see me cry .」
Jason:「Hey . Hey , there 's no reason for you to cry . Not when you 're with me . I 'll take care of you . What ?」
Crystal:「I got ta go .」
Jason:「No . Crystal .」
Crystal:「Keep it down .」
Jason:「Hey . I ai n't letting you go .」


Crystal:「Ai n't nobody owns me .」
Jason:「Well , when am I gon na see you again ?」
Crystal:「Never . This ca n't happen . It 's too dangerous .」
Jason:「Dangerous ? Why ?」
Crystal:「Just forget me , for both our sakes .」
narration:Crystal leaves .
Scene 4:「Russell 's mansion - Sookie , Eric , Russell」
Sookie:「So all that stuff about caring about me , that was just crap ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I never said I cared about you . Maybe you dreamt it .」
Sookie:「You big phony . Big hat , no cattle .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Do you mind ? I 'm trying to think here .」
Sookie:「I thought you said my life was too valuable to throw away .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You are valuable , that 's very clear . I 'm just not sure why .」
Sookie:「" Sookie , I 'm risking everything to tell you this , because you mean so much to me . You make me feel almost human . "」
Coach Eric Taylor:「You mean nothing to me , understand ? Nothing . I 'm close to getting something I 've wanted since I was still human . Do not get in my way .」


Sookie:「I hate your f*cking guts , Eric Northman . I promise I will pay you back for this .」
Russell:「Sorry to have kept you waiting . A husband 's work is never done . Leave us .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「As you wish .」
narration:Eric leaves .
Russell:「Now , tell me what you are .」
Sookie:「I 'm a waitress .」
Russell:「Yes , and I am Marie of Romania . I 'm a very patient man , Miss Stackhouse . One can afford to be when one is immortal . But my patience is not without limits .」
Scene 5:「Merlotte 's - Jessica , Arlene , Client」
Arlene:「Oh , God , I hate leaving the kids with Terry this long . He 's always so frazzled when I get home . Uh , where 's Lafayette ?」
Jessica:「He and that Jesus guy left . Said to tell you to lock up before you leave .」
Arlene:「Okay . But just so you know , this necklace is pure silver , and I take garlic supplements too .」
Jessica:「Arlene , just because my fangs popped out , does n't mean I 'm gon na use 'em on you .」


Arlene:「I just wish this awful night was over . You know every single one of my customers stiffed me ?」
Jessica:「Well , let me take care of her for you .」
Arlene:「Um ... Do n't ... Do n't kill her or anything .」
narration:Jessica goes to the client 's table .
Jessica:「Excuse me , ma'am ? She hypnotizez her . You 're not hungry anymore . Now , I want you take all the money you have and leave it on the table then head to the ladies ' , alrighty ?」
narration:Jessica returns next to Arlene .
Jessica:「She 'll be gone soon .」
narration:The client puts her money on the table and goes to the ladies room . Jessica is in there and feeds from her .
Arlene:「Ma'am ? You okay in the ? Ma'am ?」
narration:The client goes out .
Client:「Thank you so much . You are the best waitress I 've ever had .」
Jessica:「Hey .」
Arlene:「Hi .」
Jessica:「Not such a bad night after all , huh ? You got a nice tip and nobody got killed . See you tomorrow .」
Scene 6:「Lafayette 's car - Lafayette , Jesus」
Jesus:「No f*cking way .」
Lafayette:「So what ? I was born here .」
Jesus:「You never wanted to leave ?」
Lafayette:「Ever since the day I was born . I 've been places , I just never stayed . I 've always come back here .」
Jesus:「You 're not done with this place .」
Lafayette:「Mm . Feels like it 's not done with me . So where you from ?」
Jesus:「Uh ... I was born in Catemaco .」
Lafayette:「Catemaco .」
Jesus:「Mm - hm . But mi mami dragged me all over the f*cking globe . Texas , Uruguay ... Heh . Portugal , you name it .」
Lafayette:「No pop ?」
Jesus:「No , I 've got one . It 's just nobody knows who he is . Mami was raped .」
Lafayette:「Get the f*ck out .」
Jesus:「Yeah . Makes all those jokes your mom cracks about me raping her that much funnier .」
Lafayette:「Maybe I was wrong about you . Maybe I actually can relate to you .」
Jesus:「Why would you think that you could n't ?」
Lafayette:「Does term " Satan in a Sunday hat " mean anything to you ?」
Jesus:「Bitch , my name is Jesus , bro . I am the polar opposite of Satan .」
Lafayette:「You 'd better be .」
Jesus:「Can I kiss you ? f*ck me . I should n't have asked . I should have just done it , right ?」
Lafayette:「Uh ... I have a rule , though .」
Jesus:「Mm - hm . No s*x on the first date .」


Lafayette:「Okay .」
Jesus:「Sometimes I have a hard time keeping that rule .」
Lafayette:「I think ... I think we should follow that rule .」
Jesus:「Give us somewhere to go .」
Lafayette:「Yeah , right . Sure . Unless ...」
Jesus:「Yeah .」
Lafayette:「Because I 'm feeling something all kind of intense with you .」
Jesus:「Are you ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah . I 'm not sure I should trust it .」
Jesus:「I 'm getting kind of hard just looking at you .」
Lafayette:「Damn .」
Scene 7:「Russell 's mansion - Russell , Sookie , Lorena , Bill , Talbot , Eric , Franklin , Tara」
Sookie:「Is n't it warm out for a fire ?」
Russell:「I suppose it is . I love a good fire . There 's something primal about it . Always makes things more dramatic . Now ... it 's time for you to answer my questions , Miss Stackhouse .」
Sookie:「Fine . I have some questions for you too .」
Russell:「Heh . Oh , honey . There 's a fine line between feisty and delusional . You 're not really in any position to bargain .」
Sookie:「You do n't know that .」
Russell:「Oh , now it 's getting interesting .」
Sookie:「So I 'll answer one of your questions and you 'll answer one of mine ?」
Russell:「Heh - heh . Who goes first ?」
Sookie:「Are you the king of all vampires ?」
Russell:「Heavens no , my dear girl . I am merely the king of Mississippi .」
Sookie:「Do you have a crown ?」
Russell:「I have several . That 's two questions . My turn . What are you ? You 're definitely not human .」
Sookie:「My parents were human .」
Russell:「How do you know ? And how do you know they were your parents , for that matter ?」
Sookie:「My grandfather was like me .」
Russell:「Which is ?」
Sookie:「I can hear people 's thoughts . And shifters ' , werewolves ' . Not vampires ' .」
Russell:「How dreadful that must be .」
Sookie:「Oh , you have no idea .」
Russell:「I mean , who cares what anyone else is thinking ?」
Sookie:「My turn . Is Lorena gon na kill Bill ?」
Russell:「If she knows what 's good for her . But she 'll take her time . He 's been her drug of choice for centuries now . She 's gon na have a hard time letting go .」
Sookie:「Please . You can stop her .」
Russell:「Why would you want me to ? Are you aware that your noble Mr. Compton ... has been keeping a secret file on you ? On your family ?」
Sookie:「What the ... ?」


Russell:「My turn . What are you besides a telepath ? And what on Earth makes that light come out of your hands ? Oh . Do n't make me force it out of you .」
Sookie:「I do n't know . I never even knew I could do it until recently , and I do n't know what I am . Maybe I 'm an alien . All I know is it 's something big , so if I were you I would n't hurt me or anyone I care about .」
Russell:「Are there other powers ?」
narration:Sookie ; It 's my turn .
Russell:「Are there other powers ?」
Sookie:「Once I threw a chain at somebody and it wrapped around his neck by itself , like that face - crab thing from Alien . That 's all .」
Russell:「Well . No wonder the queen is so ... fascinated by you .」
Sookie:「There 's a queen ?」
Russell:「Oh , sweetheart . You really do n't know anything at all , do you ?」
Lorena:「I do miss the 1930s . Such style , elegance . People knew how to behave and what was expected of them . They knew how to avoid creating tragedies for the people they loved . I may not be able to make you feel anything for me , but ... I will make you feel .」
Bill:「You have always so enjoyed making others suffer .」
Lorena:「And there 's nothing wrong with that . Especially having been made to suffer as I have been .」
Bill:「You have n't suffered at the hands of others for a very long time .」
Lorena:「I am suffering now .」
Bill:「Please ... do it quickly .」
Lorena:「Even as you face the true death ... I will be inside you . Not Sookie , me .」
Bill:「I wish I had known you before you were made , before you turned hard . I would 've liked to have seen you smile with light in your eyes ... instead of darkness . That would have been something .」
Lorena:「I have no choice . William .」
narration:Tara is alone in the room when Franklin arrives .
Tara:「Where you been ?」
Franklin:「Tara , I will not be policed .」
Tara:「Of course not . I 'm not pol ... I just really missed you , Franklin . Could n't wait for you to get back .」
Franklin:「Really ? I find that hard to believe . You have n't even noticed that I 've shaved . I wanted to ... I wanted to look nice for you . It 's our wedding night tomorrow . By the way , your friend Sookie , she 's been brought here .」
Tara:「What is Russell gon na do to her ?」
Franklin:「So that means my work for Russell is officially over , which means you 've got me all to yourself .」
Tara:「Do n't promise me something you ca n't deliver , now . Untie me . Two hands are better than none .」
Franklin:「Why , you wicked little strumpet .」


Tara:「I 'm gon na drink your blood tomorrow night .」
Franklin:「Oh , yes , you are .」
Tara:「I want it now . I wanna experience being high on you while making love to you . Knowing it 's my last act as human , I wanna have the most amazing s*x any human can have before I give myself to you ... in death .」
Franklin:「Kinky .」
Tara:「Yeah . f*cked up . Crazy .」
Franklin:「I 'll go there .」
Tara:「I bet you will .」
Franklin:「Will you ?
 Bring it . Bite me . Bite into my flesh . Taste my blood , my sinew , my bones . Open me up . Taste me , drink me , feed on me .」
Tara:「You do n't have to ask me twice .」
Franklin:「Oh ! f*ck , yeah ! Kill me . Kill me hard . Kill me .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hey , wait a minute . That 's not how you play Kaiserspiel .」
Talbot:「Kaiserspiel ? We 're playing Karnoffel .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Oh . I 'm sorry . Wow . I have n't played this game in centuries .」


Talbot:「Russell taught me this game when I was still human .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How long have you been together ?」
Talbot:「Uh , just shy of 700 years . Although sometimes it feels like 7 million .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , I hope he knows just how lucky he is .」
Talbot:「Oh , believe me ... he knows .」
Sookie:「Get your hands off me !」
Russell:「Carlo ! Take this .」
Sookie:「Let go of me .」
Russell:「And have Timothy bring the car around .」
Sookie:「Let me go !」
Talbot:「Where are you going now ?」
Russell:「I have business .」
Talbot:「Again ?」
Russell:「Yes .」
Sookie:「Eric ! Please , save Bill !」
Russell:「Mr. Northman , would you accompany me this evening ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It would be an honor .」
Talbot:「You never take me anywhere . Because you prefer to be in the company of sycophants . Deep down , my darling , you 're a very weak character .」
narration:Talbot leaves .


Russell:「He 's in one of his moods . Well , never mind . We have much more pressing matters at hand . We 're gon na see an old friend of yours .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hm .」
Sookie:「Get your creepy hands off me ! I have powers ! I 'll use them , I will ! Bill !」
narration:The guard locks Sookie in a room .
Tara 's thoughts:「Sookie . Sookie . Do n't worry , Sookie , I 'm gon na get you out . Wait until the sun comes up . I 'll find you . Be ready .」
Sookie:「Tara ?」
Tara 's thoughts:「Because we 're gon na need all the luck in the world , but I 'm gon na get us out of here . I 'm not giving up without a fight .」
Franklin:「You have no idea what awaits you on the other side , my beautiful bride . No more pain . No more fear . No more rules .」
Scene 8:「In the car - Eric , Russell」
Russell:「Tell me , Eric ... May I call you Eric ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Certainly .」
Russell:「What exactly is your Relationship with Miss Stackhouse ?」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , her lover , Bill Compton , is , um ... Was a constituent of mine . I 'd keep an eye on that because I knew she was of interest to my queen .」
Russell:「So no personal attachments ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I do not get attached to humans .」
Russell:「Still , you have to admit , she is quite delectable .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「My tastes lie elsewhere .」
Russell:「Lorena thinks you killed one of my werewolves .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I killed a werewolf . I was not aware it belonged to you .」
Russell:「To save Sookie ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「To save myself . I was at her house to question her regarding Bill 's disappearance , and it attacked me .」
Russell:「Only a very young and very foolish vampire could be killed by a werewolf . You are neither .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Only a vampire with no self - respect would allow a werewolf who attacked him to remain alive . They are base , primitive creatures , and I will freely admit that I despise them . You 're the first vampire I met who did n't feel the same way .」


Russell:「Of course I do . They 're more dog than man . Stupider than dogs , actually . But it seems beneficial to me to use them rather than destroy them .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「How exactly do you use them ?」
Russell:「I give them the blood . Oh , come , now . I know that you yourself have been dealing , so do n't pretend to be a vampire fundamentalist . If all the supernatural 's would stop squabbling among themselves and unite , we could conquer humans in a matter of days .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「This is your plan ?」
Russell:「I prefer to call it my dream .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Well , I like this dream .」
Russell:「Throughout history , I have aligned myself with or destroyed those humans in power , hoping to make a dent in mankind 's race to oblivion . What other creature actively destroys its own habitat ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Hey , you 're preaching to the choir .」
Russell:「I mean , do you remember how the air used to smell ? How humans used to smell ? How they used to taste ?」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I remember everything .」
Russell:「Preening little fool that he was , Adolf was right about one thing . There is a master race . It 's just not the human race .」


Coach Eric Taylor:「Should we have taken the I-12 exit ?Oh , we 're not going to Shreveport . Oh , do n't worry . We 'll deal with your Magister problem in time .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Scene 9:「Lafayette 's house - Lafayette , Jesus , Felton Norris , two men」
Lafayette:「Well , this is my , uh , humble abode .」
Jesus:「Wow . It 's amazing .」
Lafayette:「You think so ?」
Jesus:「And that ... That is beautiful . That 's my girl . Tonantzin .」
Lafayette:「No , that 's the Virgin Mary .」
Jesus:「Yeah , but it 's also ... Eleggua and Chango . These guys are pretty f*cking hard - core , dude . What do you offer them ?」
Lafayette:「Huh ?」
Jesus:「Lafayette , man , these guys , they have to be appeased , bro , or else they will f*ck you up . Seriously , I sing for Eleggua . I put out shots of tequila for Chango .」
Lafayette:「He drink 'em ?」
Jesus:「No , smart - ass . He blesses 'em , and then I drink them .」


Lafayette:「Well , maybe I should put out a couple of shots for him right now .」
Jesus:「Or ... we could offer him something else .」
narration:They kiss . They hear man screaming outside and go out .
Felton:「Evening , faggot .」
Man2:「Ha - ha !」
Lafayette:「Bitch .」
Felton:「First your f*cking non - American car , faggot . We gon na f*ck you up , cocksucker .」
Man3:「Yeah , fucker .」
Felton:「sh1 t .」
Lafayette:「Last time you f*ck with me . Dumb - ass hillbilly .」
Man3:「sh1 t .」
Lafayette:「Make no mistake , cracker . You 're gon na get my f*cking ride fixed .」
Felton:「How the hell am I supposed ... ?」
Lafayette:「Ai n't my f*cking problem .」
Felton:「Why do n't you just sell all that sh1 t I dropped by your house ? I ai n't selling no vampire blood . It 's evil .」
Lafayette:「And crystal meth ai n't ?」
Jesus:「Lafayette ! Lafayette ! Lafayette . Calm down , man . You got him .」
Lafayette:「Get the f*ck out of here . Go tell your mama two faggots whupped your ass , bitch !」
Jesus:「Come on . Are you a drug dealer ?」
Lafayette:「Yeah .」
Jesus:「Huh . And V ? Man , that sh1 t 's so intense , it ruins most people 's lives . You know what , man ? Just take me back to my car .」
Lafayette:「Whatever you want , bitch .」
Scene 10:「Sophie - Anne 's house - Sophie - Anne , Russell , Eric」
Sophie - Anne:「Ah . Ludis ! Another hundred dollars . Hadley , Ludis , go down to the Circle K. Get me a couple hundred more Deuces Wild tickets . Mama 's feeling lucky tonight .」
Russell:「Mama could n't be more wrong .」
Sophie - Anne:「You killed my guards .」
Russell:「Only a handful . The rest were surprisingly unwilling to die for you and have defected .」
Sophie - Anne:「Hadley ?」
Russell:「Oh . Your human is safe . I 'm not here to needlessly slaughter .」
Sophie - Anne:「What do you want ?」
Russell:「You , my darling Sophie Anne . I want you to accept my proposal of marriage .」
Sophie - Anne:「I 've turned you down countless times . Why would I accept now ?」
Russell:「Because in addition to never touching you , I will settle all your debts . Oh , come on . The Magister will eventually determine it was you who was selling our blood .」


Sophie - Anne:「I 've already pinned it on Eric Northman . Is that really all you 've got ?」
Russell:「Well , uh , ooh , there 's the IRS . The American Vampire League will let them put you in prison , make an example of you , assuage the right wing 's fears about vampires running Wall Street .」
Sophie - Anne:「They have no dominion over me . I 'm a queen .」
Russell:「Please . I have known some of the finest queens who 've ever lived . You , my dear girl , are no queen .」
Sophie - Anne:「Go f*ck yourself .」
Russell:「Mm .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「No , sweetheart . You go f*ck yourself . Oh , I am older and stronger than you . I only submitted to you in the past because of respect . But you framed me . So I renounce any and all allegiance to you . I am his now .」
Sophie - Anne:「I refuse to grant you ...」
Coach Eric Taylor:「I will rip your head off and throw it in the pool . And I will have fun doing it .」
Russell:「Huh .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「Your call . Very well , then .」
Russell:「Eric . So yes or no ?」


Sophie - Anne:「Goddamn it .」
Russell:「Oh , splendid . Hm . Sun will be up soon . We 'll spend the day here . We 'll stop by Fangtasia on our way back to Jackson .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「As you wish . I hope I did n't overstep any boundaries just now .」
Russell:「No , I , uh ... I quite enjoyed that . Thank you .」
Coach Eric Taylor:「It is my honor and my duty ... my king . I 'll make sure your betrothed is properly restrained .」


Scene 1:「Russell 's mansion - Lorena , Bill , Sookie , Tara , Alcide」
Lorena:「No wonder Bill was drawn to you . You 're delicious .」
Sookie:「f*ck you .」
Lorena:「I 've never tasted anything like you . What are you ?」
Sookie:「I 'm the bitch that 's gon na kill you .」
Lorena:「Let me go .」
Bill:「Sookie . Do it .」
Sookie:「But ...」
Bill:「Do it .」
Lorena:「William . I love you .」
Sookie:「You would n't know love if it kicked you in the fangs . ( She kills Lorena ) Bill ? Bill ? Help ! Help ! Credit」
narration:Alcide and Tara arrive .
Tara:「Sookie .」
Sookie:「Shut the door . She had to have the key to the manacles .」
Tara:「Is he dead ?」
Sookie:「No . He 's in real bad shape , but he 's ...」
Tara:「You sure ? Because he looks dead .」
Sookie:「He is n't dead ! When vampires are dead , this is what they look like .」
Tara:「Jesus Christ .」
Alcide:「We 've got to get out of here . There 's wolves all over .」
Sookie:「I know .」
Alcide:「It 's only a matter of time before they come .」
Sookie:「I said , I know . Please , help me wrap him up .」
Tara:「What ? We ai n't got that kind of ...」
Sookie:「I am not leaving here without him .」
Alcide:「f*ck . Let 's wrap him up in the tarp .」
Debbie:「Oh , should n't have . Vampire burrito ? For me ?」
Scene 2:「In the woods - Sam , a man」
narration:Sam is driving in the woods . He stops in front of a man with a gun .
Man:「What can I do you for ?」
Sam:「Here for the fights .」
Man:「What fights ? There ai n't no fights here .」
Sam:「No ? I was told there was gon na be some dogfighting here , and I was hoping to get in on the action .」
Man:「You was told , huh ? By who ?」
Sam:「Man did n't give me his name . Told him I had money . He told me where I could go to spend it .」
Man:「Now , you do n't strike me as the dogfighting type .」
Sam:「Well , you got me all wrong , because I love me some high - stakes gambling , and dogfighting 's the ultimate sport for me . And once you done it , you realize cards are for pussies .」
Man:「Well , like I already told you , ai n't no fights here .」


Sam:「Look , I got money to burn . I 'll give you some .」
Man:「Do n't you even think about it . You a cop ?」
narration:Sam No , no , no . I swear .
Man:「Show me your gun . If you are a cop , you sure as sh1 t ai n't carrying a cop 's gun .」
Sam:「I told you , I ai n't a cop .」
Man:「Turn your sh1 t around and go .」
Sam:「But ...」
Man:「Do it and I will let you live .」
Sam:「All right . All right , easy . All right . Easy .」
Scene 3:「Russell 's mansion - Alcide , Debbie , Sookie , Tara , Coot」
Alcide:「Debbie , just let everybody else go , take the vamp with them . You and me , we can talk .」
Debbie:「f*ck you . I 'm the one with the f*cking gun . Ai n't no one going nowhere .」
Alcide:「Sweetheart ...」
Debbie:「I ai n't your sweetheart no more . Now give me a minute to think .」
Debbie 's thoughts:「I did n't want to do this . Calm down , Debbie . Pull it together . f*ck , I ca n't I need some more V. Maybe this vamp still has some blood left in him .」
Sookie:「Do n't even think about it , bitch .」
Debbie:「Oh , you sure picked a dumb - ass time to call me bitch , bitch .」
Tara:「Hey now , Sook . Do n't do that .」
Alcide:「Sookie , I got this .」
Debbie:「You ai n't got sh1 t .」
Alcide:「Ai n't no way you 're pulling that trigger . This ai n't you .」
Debbie 's thoughts:「These people killed my packmates .」
Alcide:「It 's that V talking . This is n't who you are . It 's an eye for an eye .」
Debbie 's thought:「Only way they can pay us back is with their lives .」
Sookie:「Alcide , I 've been listening in and she ai n't exactly misrepresenting herself .」
Debbie:「Okay , freak . Your mind - reading sh1 t 's getting real f*cking old .」
Alcide:「Debbie . Debbie , look at me . Look at me . You loved me once . I know you did .」
Debbie:「I 'd have given up everything for you , but you would n't even give me a baby .」
Alcide:「Sorry .」
Debbie:「Oh , you 're sorry ? What happened to , " I wo n't bring one of our kind in the world " ? It 's too f*cking late for you to be sorry .」
Alcide:「It 's never too late . You want to talk about it , we can talk about it .」


Debbie:「Back off .」
Tara 's thoughts:「Listen to me , Sook . I 'll take her out when she ai n't looking .」
Sookie:「Tara , do n't .」
Debbie:「There ai n't no going back . This is who I am now .」
Alcide:「No , baby . It 's just a scar . We all got scars .」
Tara 's thoughts:「If she shoots him , we 're next , and I 'm not gon na die here .」
Alcide:「Give me the gun .」
Debbie:「That was your last step . You ai n't getting another .」
Alcide:「Debbie .」
Tara 's thoughts:「I do n't care what you do , Sook . Just distract her for me .」
narration:Sookie screams . Tara pushes Debbie . Alcide takes the gun .
Debbie:「f*ck you . Bitch , I 'll kill you .」
Tara:「Go ahead and try .」
Debbie:「Get off of me .」
Coot:「What the hell is going on in here ?」
narration:Alcide shoots on Coot .
Debbie:「f*ck !」
narration:He kills him .
Debbie:「Oh , my God ! Oh , my f*cking God !」
Alcide:「Sorry , Debbie . He did n't leave me any choice .」
Debbie:「You ... You had a choice . And you picked the f*cking fangbanger over one of your own ?」
Alcide:「Go on . Get him in the van . I 'll be right out .」
Sookie:「Tara , keep the ends wrapped up tight .」
Debbie:「So , what 's it gon na be ... sweetheart ? You gon na kill me too ? You f*cking better , because if you do n't , I 'll sniff you out . I will . I will come after you , and I will hunt you down .」
Alcide:「I believe you .」
narration:Alcide leaves .
Sookie:「You got him ?」
Tara:「All the V I got in me is making me strong . Plus , the f*cking fanger 's lost a lot of weight in blood , so ...」
Sookie:「Is the V making you insensitive as well or is that just you ?」
Tara:「He left me for dead .」
Sookie:「Well , two wrongs do n't make a right .」
Alcide:「Come on .」
Sookie:「Close the door . I 'm riding in the back .」
Tara:「He ai n't gon na make it . Do n't do this to yourself .」
Sookie:「Close the door !」
Alcide:「All right , let 's go . We got company .」