Premise: A gentleman walking in the rain while holding his bagpipes appears to be late for an event of some sort .
Correct statement: There is almost no chance that the man is late for a funeral .
Incorrect statement: It is highly likely that the man is late for a funeral .
Correct statement: There is almost no chance that the man is late for the funeral .
Incorrect statement: It is certain that the man is late for the funeral .
Correct statement: There is almost no chance that a gentleman walking in the rain walking to a funeral .
Incorrect statement: It is highly likely that a gentleman walking in the rain walking to a funeral .
Correct statement: It is unlikely that the man 's face is red with excitement .
Incorrect statement: We believe that the man 's face is red with excitement .
Correct statement: It is probably the case that he is cold .
Incorrect statement: Chances are slight that he is cold .