Premise: A waiter in a black shirt and red & white checkered pants clears items from a table onto his tray .
Correct statement: There is a better than even chance that an attractive female waiter clears items from a table .
Incorrect statement: Chances are slight that an attractive female waiter clears items from a table .
Correct statement: There is a better than even chance that the tray is almost full .
Incorrect statement: It is impossible that the tray is almost full .
Correct statement: There is almost no chance that a waiter clean up after a birthday party as the restaurant prepares to close .
Incorrect statement: Chances are about even that a waiter clean up after a birthday party as the restaurant prepares to close .
Correct statement: It is impossible that a waiter is stealing items .
Incorrect statement: It is certain that a waiter is stealing items .
Correct statement: It is impossible that the waiter is almost done his shift .
Incorrect statement: It is highly likely that the waiter is almost done his shift .