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Product: Sleazy Greetings Funny Happy Birthday Card For Husband | Dirty Bday Card for Boyfriend Him Men | Is As Nice As My Butt Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Description: We can’t lie, we all like big butts! Strut your stuff and surprise your loved one, husband, boyfriend, fiance, significant other, partner, girlfriend, or wife with this dirty card perfect for an adult anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day. Featuring a big, bare-naked butt against a pink backdrop, this card is printed on high-quality recycled card stock and layered with a matte finish. Who doesn’t love a big bubble butt? (We’ll leave it to you to supply the real deal!)
Receive one dirty card for men for your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, or significant other.
Inside reads, "And my butt is amazing.”
Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches.
Includes one funny card for your partner with a matching envelope.
Printed in the USA. Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope.
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Product: Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card For Him Boyfriend Husband | Dirty Anniversary Card From Her Wife Girlfriend | Cute Adult Bday Card with Envelope | Pizza Dat Butt Birthday Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Receive one hilarious birthday card perfect for your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Front features a pepperoni pizza illustration and a suggestive phrase.
Inside reads, "A nice big slice."
Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching envelope.
Sleazy Greeting cards are designed, printed, and packaged in the USA.
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Product: 14 Mini Love Notes with Envelopes- Love Notes For Husband, Naughty Love Notes For Him, Tiny Note Cards Notecards For Boyfriend- Doreen002
Brand: Buildinest
Description: Quantity：14 Cards with Colorful Envelopes per package. Envelope's Color will come randomly. Dimension: Each Card measures: 2.1”x3.5”. Material: High quality card stocks. Design: The BEST design ever. 14 unique adorable design. Professional color printing.
Quantity：14 Cards with Colorful Envelopes per package. Envelope's Color will come randomly.
Dimension: Each Card measures: 2.1”x3.5”. Small enough to fit into bag,purse or pocket! Perfect for Valentine's Day Gift, Sexy note for boyfriend, for husband.
Material: High quality card stocks.
Design: The BEST design ever. 14 unique adorable design. Professional color printing.
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Product: Sleazy Greetings Naughty Anniversary Card For Husband Boyfriend | Dirty Valentine's Day Card | Funny Cow Udders Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Description: Celebrate your anniversary with this sassy and naughty card for your boyfriend, wife, girlfriend, or husband! This funny anniversary greeting card by Sleazy Greetings features the humor you love in an elegant design with a cute cow. It's the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.
Receive one funny anniversary card for your boyfriend, husband, or girlfriend.
Celebrate your anniversary or your partner's birthday by personalizing the blank inside with your perfect message.
Dirty anniversary card measures 5-inches by 7-inches.
Includes one cute card for your partner with a matching envelope.
Printed in the USA.
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Product: Naughty Anniversary Card, Love Card, Sexy Card for Boyfriend Husband, Girlfriend Raunchy Gift, Valentine's Day Card
Brand: Kirynurd
Digital printed on smooth, quality 300gsm recyclable card stock.
Cards ship with one envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve.
Card size: 20.5 cm x 13.5cm / 8" x 5.3". Blank inside for your own message.
This fun card will sure bring a big smile to his face!
Fast delivery. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Thanks for the visit and happy shopping!
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Product: Funny Birthday, Anniversary, or Valentine's Day Card - Naughty Card for Him or Her
Brand: Seymour Butz
Description: A CHUCKLE-WORTHY TREAT FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

Appreciate your Someone

Annoying your significant other is one of the major perks of being in a relationship! Calling them a hundred times a day just to tell
them you’ve seen a cute dog. Shaking them awake at 3 am just because you can’t sleep yourself. Insisting that they pick what to
eat for dinner, then skillfully shooting down every one of their choices. It’s a cherished pastime! This card appreciates the love of
your life that puts up with all your shenanigans. Whether it’s your anniversary or their birthday, Valentine’s Day or just because, it’s
guaranteed to have your love beaming in joy.
Standout Quality

This isn’t your regular anniversary card. It’s a whole 50% thicker than most of the ones you’ll find on the market. Made using 300gm
paper, it creates a premium impression at first feel and complements the message you’ve penned with a touch of quality. Every 5” x 7”
card comes with a kraft envelope to keep it clean and pristine. And we’ve ensured the card remains free of folds, creases, and dirt
during transit by thoughtfully shipping it in proper packaging. Go ahead, celebrate your love with a card durable enough to be a
keepsake.

Here’s why you’ll love this funny greeting card:

- Has a fun message that men and women will love.

- The simple and classy design suits any taste.

- Made using extra-thick card stock for enhanced sturdiness.

- Comes with a high-quality kraft envelope.

- Measures 5” x 7” and is blank inside to give you room to write.

- Large enough to fit a picture or gift card inside.

- Carefully packed to keep it pristine during shipping.

- Backed by a no-hassle, 100% money-back guarantee.

Appreciate the love of your life with a humorous card they’ll cherish!
- CROWN THE OCCASION: A smile-sparking greeting card for that special someone you love, and most importantly, love to annoy. This makes a great Valentine’s, birthday, or anniversary card for your awesome husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or life partner.
- MADE TO IMPRESS: Greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm, our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend/ girlfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a premium feel.
- KEEP IT PRISTINE: Never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for him or her getting dirty or tattered. It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact. Our funny anniversary cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine.
- WRITE YOUR HEART OUT: You’ve got all the room to touch that special someone’s heart or tickle their ribs. Each naughty note card measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the perfect size to fit a sexy pic or naughty coupon inside.
- BUY WITH CONFIDENCE: We are a family owned company that takes its customers’ satisfaction very seriously. All purchases are covered by our replacement or money back guarantee. Click ‘Add to Cart’ now and get your naughty greeting card completely risk-free!
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Product: Sleazy Greetings Funny Wedding Card For Marriage Engagement - Adult Humor Dirty Wedding Congratulations Card (Married And Shit)
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Color: Married And Shit
Description: Celebrate their engagement with this sassy and warm congratulations card! This funny engagement greeting card by Sleazy Greetings features the humor you love in an elegant design. It's the perfect way to say congrats to that soon-to-be-hitched couple!
Receive one sassy funny and adorable marriage engagement card for a wedding.
Celebrate their engagement by personalizing the blank inside with your perfect message.
Cute wedding card measures 5-inches by 7-inches.
Includes one perfect card for the couple who tied the knot with matching envelope.
Printed in the USA
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Product: Sleazy Greetings Funny Anniversary Card For Husband | Dirty Birthday Card for Boyfriend Husband Him | Perfect For Valentine's Day | Things I Love About You Pie Chart Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Color: Things I Love About You Pie Chart
Description: In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You’ll thank us later).
Receive one funny card for men for your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, wife, or significant other.
Inside reads, "And you're all mine."
Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches.
Includes one cute card for your partner with a matching envelope.
Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA. Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope.
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Product: Funny Anniversary Card for Husband, Boyfriend, Birthday Card for Him, Valentines Day Card
Brand: Alzombi
Description: Search Nimab on Amazon to find more!
Premium super smooth 300gsm white card.
Card size (Folded): | 8 x 5.3 inches | 20.5 x 13.5 cm
This card will sure bring a smile to his face!
Folded card is blank inside for your personal message.
Envelope included. Fast delivery. 100% satisfaction guarantee.
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Product: Funny Anniversary Card, Birthday Card, Card for Boyfriend Husband Fiance Girlfriend Wife Fiancee
Brand: Alzombi
Color: Card 03
Description: Search Nimab Cards on Amazon to find more funny cards!
Made from premium smooth 300gsm white card, handmade quality.
Card measures exactly 8"x 5.3" / 20.5 x 13.5 cm. Printed on smooth, heavy, recyclable cardstock.
Comes with envelope, blank inside.
All cards are packaged in a plastic sleeve.
Prompt delivery.
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Product: NobleWorks - 36 Funny Mixed Occasion Cards Boxed - Adult Bulk Notecard Assortment, Fun Cartoon Greeting Cards - Bestselling Laughs Collection AC6669XXG-B1x36
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Bestselling Laughs - Assorted Occasion Cards AC6669XXG-B1x36
Description: Receive 36, profanity cards for adults. Laughter is indeed the best medicine. Show appreciation and say your congratulations with a healthy dose of humor. This complete card set is best given to the old and young adults. Pair this with a special gift to match the occasion and sweet and sentimental hand written message inside. No assortment bundle is as complete and awesome as this one. Our good as gold cards are printed on thick, snow white cardstock. The notecards are made of recycled material (no papyrus, naturally). Our print on demand technology further reduces paper waste and environmental impact. The high gloss cover photo pops with quality and color, while the inside is matte, creating a smooth writing surface for your heartfelt notes. Reach friends, family, and co-workers living near or far, as every greeting card ships with a mailing envelope. Bulk notecard assortments and sets arrive in a reusable box. All boxed notecard sets are easily stored in a work office desk, ready to customize for your next life occasion. Some card designs and photos even look great framed, creating appealing wall art for your home. Leave a big impression on your recipient, no matter the occasion. There are beautiful designs, and funny greetings, waiting for you.
Each card celebrates a different occasion and has its own unique greeting inside (some language or photos may be inappropriate)
Receive 36, boxed greeting cards with envelopes; A bulk notecard set for all occasions
Arrives in a durable, plastic box to prevent damage; Easily store at home or in an office desk
Our greeting cards have a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening
Each stationery notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock with 30 percent recycled content
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Product: Bangkokless Birthday' Large Happy Birthday Card w/ Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - Funny Comic Drawing, Charades Night, Family Game, Cartoon Design Stationery for Personalized Greetings and Wish J8394BDG
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Jumbo Bangkokless J8394BDG
Description: GIVE THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER Nobel Prize winner, novelist and playwright George Bernard Shaw said, You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. So even as your friend is adding a year to his or her life, help keep him or her young with this hilarious card. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Have a bang-up time on your birthday. - America's best-known producer of humorous poetry, Ogden Nash, said, You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely. Gift your friend with a laugh with this card that inspires youthful humor.
SIZE: This 8.5 x 11 Inch notecard is the perfect way to greet a friend or loved one on his/her birthday. It can be described as Extra Large, compared to ordinary greeting cards. It makes a Big impact and it leaves a Big impression. Walt once said, Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Keep your humor child-like.
USE: Give this high quality stationery set as a gift on your friend's birthday. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. Singer, song-writer and political activist John Lennon of the Beatles said, Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Make your friendship count.
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada
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Product: 10 Funny ‘Hot Mess’ Birthday Notecards w/ Envelope - Assorted Greeting Cards Featuring Hilarious Quotes About Forgetting and Losing Things, Great for Sisters, Mothers, Friends 4 x 5.12 Inch M6622BDG
Brand: The Best Card Company
Color: Multicolored
Description: ‘HOT MESS' BIRTHDAY CARDS Do you know someone who's always losing things? How about a homebody who hates getting ready for the day? Or maybe a coworker who jokes about their lack of motivation? Then these 10 birthday note cards are perfect for you. Whether your friend is turning 25 or 50, they'll smile when they read your birthday greetings on this funny stationery. These mini cards make a huge splash at any birthday bash. Break the ice by sharing a laugh with a new acquaintance or laugh about an inside joke with a lifelong friend. Regardless of whose birthday it is, your message will stand out on these US-made, premium-quality birthday cards. Known for our hilarious, funny cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . There are merely 7,000 hilarious stationary cards in the collection, from silly to slightly immature to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal assortments and card occasions. . Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
10 HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARDS - Inside text says "Happy Birthday." These cards feature retro images paired with funny phrases. Each card is different, so you can choose the perfect one for your friend's special day. With quotes about forgetting the date, losing keys, and being in bad relationships, these cards are perfect for the "hot mess" in your life. Ships with envelopes and reusable box.
4 x 5.12 Inch CARD SET - Mini 4 x 5.12 Inch bday cards with envelopes. These small cards store easily, so you can always keep them on hand. You’ll have plenty of writing room for your birthday greetings. Small in size, Big in impact! We offer a wide assortment of designs and art styles, offering a unique match for men and women looking for the right notecard for their special, personal message.
LEAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION - Perfect, high-quality stationery for writing birthday notes for parents, coworkers, or friends. All mini greeting cards ship with an envelope and arrive boxed for your convenience. They store easily in a home office, desk, or at a business. A variety of the art and designs in our note card sets look great framed! Try framing them individually, or grouping several in a collage frame, to create visually appealing wall decor.
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada
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Product: Supersized Happy Birthday Greeting Card With Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - Funny One Parachute Appreciation Card - Who Will Get The Parachute in Case of a Plane Crash Birthday Card - HBD Cards J0936
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Jumbo Jumbo One Parachute Birthday J0936
Description: WHO WILL GET THE ONE PARACHUTE Best buddies typically look out for each other. They think about each other's welfare, and what's best for them. However, this large, funny card tells it like it truly is . . 'If we're on a plane and had to jump, with only one parachute. . I'll Miss you a lot. . ' This giant card will surely have them rolling with laughter to start their celebration. After all, we're quite sure they feel the same way about you. Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: ...I'd Miss You Lots And Think About You All The Time. Happy Birthday, Old Champ. - We all have that one friend who we can always rely on, like when both of you are in a plane crash and there's only one parachute, who will get it? Since you know you can always rely on them, they will surely understand if you'll get the parachute!
SIZE: It's hard to find a true bud nowadays, let alone a lifesaver! You know they will always have your back. Now it's time to let them know that you'll remember them in case they will catch a bullet for you! Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, Big, or oversized, but one thing’s for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions!
USE: Best buds always have each other's back. A true friend will understand if you can't be there always for them, because they know you would but you couldn't for now. It's the thought that counts after all! Use this elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write an Oversized Birthday wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada
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Product: NobleWorks, Hooked On - Funny Adult Birthday Card with Envelope - Hilarious Cartoon Dog Humor 7902
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Hooked on Crack Collins Birthday Card 7902
Description: These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some Made in USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, while others are jumbo 8.5 x 11 inch notecards - oh snap, size does matter after all! You are able to make these fold over cards more modern & unique for your work or office, family and friends, by writing personal messages or drawing cute & fancy pictures... There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection. Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 - if you actually know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
SIZE - Receive one, regular sized birthday card with 5x7 envelope. This funny bday greeting card is perfect for pet dog owners, or those friends that are just a bit off key...
FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - Make this year's birthday memorable for your lucky recipient! Hopefully they don't go around sniffing butts... Perfect for men or women, this humor note card for birthdays will surely get the old folks laughing!
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada
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Product: NobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card with Envelope - Grown-Up Smoking Humor, Happy Birthday Card for Old Men - Men Stiff Joints C7038BDG
Brand: NobleWorks
Color: Multicolored
Description: FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE You don't have to just live in Colorado to get a hit... As smoking becomes more accepted across the USA, it's ok to celebrate it! Quality humor will make your celebrant's birthday more enjoyable, allowing you to standout from all the other ordinary, boring greeting cards. It ships with a mailing envelope, so you can reach loved ones near and far. This funny birthday present for men will have fathers, grandfathers, and stepdads forgetting about their joint pain and appreciating your caring, accurate gift card. Don't delay, order this hilarious bday greeting now! These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection. No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday. COVER SAYS - My Joints Are Stiff. You're Rolling Them Too Tight.
SIZE - Receive 1, men's birthday card with 5x7 envelope. This greeting card will fit all your birthday messages, photos, or cash. You can wish a happy birthday to friends and family near or far. Don't miss the chance to celebrate!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - For men who may have a few aches and pains... they'll be able to relate to this card! Whether for a grandpa, father, or best friend's birthday, this card's humor and durability is unmatched. They'll appreciate the loving gesture and likely be looking for a few ounces to go with it...
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada
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