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Product: Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse
Description: New York Times Bestseller!
Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is Volume 1 of a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency.
• Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more.
• Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings.
• Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose.
• Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more.
A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike.
Audio edition read by the author.
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Product: Blowout: Corrupted Democracy, Rogue State Russia, and the Richest, Most Destructive Industry on Earth
Description: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Big Oil and Gas Versus Democracy—Winner Take All
“A rollickingly well-written book, filled with fascinating, exciting, and alarming stories about the impact of the oil and gas industry on the world today.”—The New York Times Book Review
In 2010, the words “earthquake swarm” entered the lexicon in Oklahoma. That same year, a trove of Michael Jackson memorabilia—including his iconic crystal-encrusted white glove—was sold at auction for over $1 million to a guy who was, officially, just the lowly forestry minister of the tiny nation of Equatorial Guinea. And in 2014, Ukrainian revolutionaries raided the palace of their ousted president and found a zoo of peacocks, gilded toilets, and a floating restaurant modeled after a Spanish galleon. Unlikely as it might seem, there is a thread connecting these events, and Rachel Maddow follows it to its crooked source: the unimaginably lucrative and equally corrupting oil and gas industry.
With her trademark black humor, Maddow takes us on a switchback journey around the globe, revealing the greed and incompetence of Big Oil and Gas along the way, and drawing a surprising conclusion about why the Russian government hacked the 2016 U.S. election. She deftly shows how Russia’s rich reserves of crude have, paradoxically, stunted its growth, forcing Putin to maintain his power by spreading Russia’s rot into its rivals, its neighbors, the West’s most important alliances, and the United States. Chevron, BP, and a host of other industry players get their star turn, most notably ExxonMobil and the deceptively well-behaved Rex Tillerson. The oil and gas industry has weakened democracies in developed and developing countries, fouled oceans and rivers, and propped up authoritarian thieves and killers. But being outraged at it is, according to Maddow, “like being indignant when a lion takes down and eats a gazelle. You can’t really blame the lion. It’s in her nature.”
Blowout is a call to contain the lion: to stop subsidizing the wealthiest businesses on earth, to fight for transparency, and to check the influence of the world’s most destructive industry and its enablers. The stakes have never been higher. As Maddow writes, “Democracy either wins this one or disappears.”
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Product: Sticks
Description: Sticks is a story that almost anyone can relate to. It's about finding yourself in a situation that didn't turn out like you expected and having your friends and family help you find he courage to pick yourself back up and persevere.
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Product: Season 1, Part 3 Official Trailer
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Product: I'm NOT just a Scribble...
Description: Scribble, the book's main character, never thought he was different until he met his first drawing. Then, after being left out because he didn't look like everyone else. Scribble teaches the other drawings how to accept each other for who they are. Which enables them to create amazing art together!
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Product: Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
Brand: Simon & Schuster
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Product: Donald Don't Grab That Pussy: Through the guidance of Michelle Obama and her 5 animal friends, young Donald Trump learns to use his tiny hands in a ... of treating life with respect and care.
Brand: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Product: If You Give a Pig the White House: A Parody for Adults
Brand: Castle Point Books
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Product: Goodnight Trump: A Parody
Brand: Little, Brown and Company
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Product: Fun with Mouse and Friends (6 Book Set)
Description: Boxed Set with 6 Bestselling Books & Poster Inside!

Titles Included

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
If You Take a Mouse to School
If You give a Cat a Cupcake
If You Give a Pig a Pancake
If you Give a Pig a Party
If You Give a Moose a Muffin

by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond
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Product: If You Give a Cat a Cupcake (If You Give... Books)
Brand: Harpercollins
hardcover/ great for teaching cause and effect.
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Product: If You Give a Pig a Pancake
Brand: Harpercollins
Color: Multicolor
Pages: 32
Sold as each
Hilarious sequel to the beloved If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
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Product: If You Give a Dog a Donut
Brand: Balzer & Bray/Harperteen
Balzer Bray Harperteen
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Product: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Brand: Harpercollins
Color: Green
For Mac system 7.0 or later (OSX in CLASSIC OS)
Interactive book
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Product: If You Give a Moose a Muffin
Brand: Harpercollins
Color: Multicolor
This classic book is the perfect gift for young readers who like to giggle
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Hilarious sequel to the beloved If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
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Product: Would you rather...? The Naughty Conversation Game for Couples: Hot and Sexy Edition (Hot and Sexy Games)
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