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Product: Naughty Knickers Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors – Funny Retirement Gift Over The Hill Birthday Disposable Adult Diaper Novelty Gift Funny Gifts for Women
Brand: Gears Out
Color: White
Description: Naughty Knickers - Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors
Confidence During Sudden Floods … Of Emotion
Nothing turns a girl on like security, and for the mature woman, that means more than a deep pocket. Don’t let a lack of confidence in your undergarments stymie a red-hot interlude. Throw on a fetching pair of Saggy Sally’s World Famous Naughty Knickers, and you’re ready to rub some wrinkles!
Turning Heads Since The 1900s When you’re hot to trot, you want to look your best. Naughty Knickers were carefully designed to give you that ageless, darn near infant, silhouette you love. The dual hole protection and romantic leak free fit will have the fellas chasing after you as fast as their walkers can take them. You’ll feel like the queen of the nursing home when every codger stops to take a nice, long squint at the telltale droop in your drawers that just screams, “I can go all night … without a trip to the bathroom.”
*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*
THAT YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE YOU DESIRE – Instantly take decades off your years by slipping into these daring, sexy undies before every big date. You’ll look and feel like a baby again!
SOFT, SENSUAL, AND SECURE – One-size-fits-most, disposable Naughty Knickers aren’t just protective and provocative, they’re comfortable too. You’ll be in the mood for love as soon as the elastic hits your waist.
YES, YOU CAN EVEN POOP IN THEM – Our romantic leakproof technology won’t just keep your best polyester pants free from puddles, but a little mud won’t spoil your mood either.
A CRINKLE THAT TURNS HEADS – All eyes will be on you as soon as you enter a room. Old fogies will be falling over each other to meet you at the door, because they’ll hear you coming from a mile away, even with their hearing aids off.
IT’S ALWAYS THE RIGHT TIME FOR NAUGHTY KNICKERS – Naughty Knickers are crowd-pleasing gag gifts at retirement and over-the-hill birthday parties for women. Give them in themed gift baskets or wrap them up for a hilarious white elephant gift.
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Product: Johnson Smith Co. Weener Kleener Gag Gift Novelty 2 Ounce Soap Good Clean Fun - Men Or Couples
Brand: Johnson Smith Co.
Color: orange
Description: HILARIOUS JOKE: Bring some fun into the shower or bath with Weener Kleener! This donut shaped soap is easy to use – it cleans the body while it dirties the mind. GREAT GIFT: If you’re looking for an outrageously hilarious gag gift for your boyfriend or buddy who just got dumped, this stimulating soap ring will help you treat them to some good clean fun. ONE SIZE FITS MOST: This yellow soap ring weighs 2.5 oz and one size will fit most. It will add a “hole” new dimension of pleasure and fun to a shower or bath. LAUGHTER ALL AROUND: Weener Kleener is sure to get a laugh. You’ll want to capture the priceless expression of lucky recipients at your white elephant gift exchange, bachelor party or your boyfriend’s birthday.
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Product: Weiner Washer Soap
Brand: The Phat Mermaid
Color: Assorted
Description: These make the perfect stocking stuffer or grab/gab gift. Assorted color/scents of goat's milk or glycerin soap in the shape of a donut.
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Product: Weener Kleener Soap Weiner Cleaner - Joke Gag Gift Party Adult Gag Prank
Brand: Sawan
Description: Please note: Outer packaging colors and graphics may vary from image due to constant important changes of outer packaging. Not the item itself in any way. The laughs are endless people. Great for a gag gift or for personal use.
If you want attention then this is it! Large or Small or in between, nothing beats a Cleaner Weiner!!
Comes brand new / factory sealed
One Size fits most men!
How funny is this people! Personal hygiene has never been so stimulating! If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with Cold water...lol Now you can get perfection cleaning that weiner of yours with this soap.
Package Included : 1 x Weener Cleaner soap
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Product: Prank Gift Box"Shower Margarita Machine" - Perfect Gag Gift and Funny White Elephant Idea
Brand: Seymour Butz
Color: White
Description: Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Gift giving is an art form, and this Shower Margarita Machine joke gift box will undoubtedly elevate your artistry to a whole new level, helping you solidify your reputation as the most awesome gifter ever. What better way to create a memorable gifting moment than to prank your friend or loved one by disguising your present as something completely ridiculous, yet possibly desirable for serious margarita enthusiasts who have secretly dreamed of having such a gadget.
When the recipient unwraps your gift and sees the package for what they’re supposedly getting, there is bound to be a plethora of reactions, ranging from puzzlement, to possibly delight at the thought of drinking margaritas hands-free in the shower, to “wait, how does that big thing fit in this box?” Whatever the responses, laughs are sure to follow once they realize they’re being merrily pranked. (Note: for those who say "oh darn, I was really hoping for a shower margarita machine”, you should probably have a cold margarita at the ready to sooth their disappointment.)
Ideal for any occasion - Christmas, holidays, birthdays, white elephant gift exchanges, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or any time you need a gift that will definitely stand out from the rest. These hilariously tongue-in-cheek gift boxes are guaranteed to liven up any gift giving event, not to mention provide priceless photo opps and stimulate giggle-worthy commentary.
Unlike the non-existent product the box purports to hold, these high quality gift boxes are super easy to assemble and use. Just unflatten it, close the bottom flap put your real gift(s) inside through the top flap, wrap it up with gift paper (or not, if you’re a minimalist), and give it! Let the hilarity ensue!
Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings - all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.
Transforms any gift into “that gift!” that people will be giggling about for a long time.
Assembled box size is 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” - perfect for many different types of gifts. The gift box is empty, of course. The “product” is a joke.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
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Product: Design Sense (Set of 2) Weener Kleener Soap Good Clean Fun Gag Gift Novelty
Brand: Design Sense
Description: Each order placed is for a set of 2 TOTAL Weener Cleaner soaps If you want attention then this is it! Large or Small or in between, nothing beats a Cleaner Weiner!! One Size fits most men! How funny is this people! Personal hygiene has never been so stimulating! If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with Cold water...lol Now you can get perfection cleaning that weiner of yours with this soap. The laughs are endless people. Great for a gag gift or for personal use. These make GREAT stocking stuffers for the holidays.
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Product: Christmas Gag Gift Reindeer Mankini Men Thong Underwear with Bells
Brand: FreeNFond
Color: Yellow
Description: A new innovative sexy one piece bodysuit for men with flexible material that feels simultaneously tight but un-constrictive.
Deep v-shaped underwear can show your hot figure, and spice up your relationship. Naughty bells add more atmosohere to your bedroom. Who would say "no" to an adorable "reindeer"?
An ideal "emergency underwear" to your friends. Funny holiday gift for Halloween Cosplay, Christmas party, white elephant day, anniversary, valentine day, swim party, bachelor party, wedding show or special games.
🦌REINDEER LOOK -- 100% Polyester, unique design reindeer with googly eyes and pom pom nose
🎁HILARIOUS PRANK -- Funny holiday gift for Halloween Cosplay, Christmas party, white elephant day, anniversary, valentine day, swim party, bachelor party, wedding show or special games
🎅ADJUSTABLE SIZE- One size fits all.Elastic material and adjustable buckle
🎄REMOVABLE BELLS -- A lovely cosplay costume with jingle bells but also a comfotable underwear that you can wear under your suit when you take off bells
🦌MEN'S BRIEFS -- Put it on and show your hot figure, spice up your relationships
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Product: Beaver Bath Soak – Pink Bath Salts Luxury Bath Funny Girlfriend Gifts for Best Friends Funny Bath Products Sea Salts Funny Spa Gifts for Women Naughty Gag Gifts Bachelorette Party Favors
Brand: Gears Out
Color: Pink
Description: Beaver Bath Soak – Dam! That’s Relaxing!
A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood
We understand that a busy beaver has needs, so we’ve specially designed Beaver Bath Soak just for them. A long day of munching on one thick log after another can leave you suffering from a mad case of swamp tail. This sassy, pink bath soak will have your beaver feeling spunky, refreshed, and ready for all the wood life throws at it.
Beaver Bath Soak – A Gift That Says You Care
Beaver Bath Soak isn’t just a showstopping, unique gag gift for women, it says, “Your beaver matters.” This lighthearted gift for friends and family is a thoughtful, and hilarious addition to spa gift baskets, care packages, and bachelorette party gift baskets. Want to add some laughs to the holidays? Slip a bag of this weird pampering gift in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly, yet useful white elephant gift.
In case you’re wondering…
Is Beaver Bath Soak just for women?
NO WAY! Any man that enjoys a good beaver will be thrilled to be a beaver receiver! Everyone can benefit from the soothing tranquility that comes with a dip in some warm, wet, pink beavery goodness. Give it to him. We promise he’ll be excited to slide right in it.
DAM, THAT’S RELAXING – Tired beavers need rejuvenation, and there’s nothing more relaxing than a long, luxurious dip in a warm, pink Beaver Bath Soak! Tranquil beaver today, busy beaver tomorrow.
DON’T BE CAUGHT WITH A DIRTY BEAVER – Respected experts agree that a clean beaver always gets more wood. When it smells like a swamp, action has to be taken. Dirty beavers are sad, lonely, hungry beavers. A gleaming beaver is a happy, well-fed beaver that will be turning wood away.
HILARIOUS BEAVER BATH SALTS MAKE THE BEST GIFTS FOR FRIENDS – This funny, naughty gag gift for women will make loosening up after a long day a giggle-worthy home spa experience. Packed with 23 ounces of indulgent, soothing bath crystals this silly present is sure to have any beaver receiver tickled pink.
A BEAVER YOU CAN BE PROUD OF – An exhausting day of gnawing on one thick log after another can take a toll on even the most well-coifed pelt. Bad beaver hair days aren’t good for anyone. Fortunately, Beaver Bath Soak penetrates even the thickest fur for a truly dazzling beaver.
A BEAVER FOR EVERY OCCASION – This is the perfect home spa gift to give as a birthday present, funny white elephant exchange gift, stocking stuffer, or just because someone you care about could really use a hot, wet beaver soak. And, don’t forget, beavers are so great, men love them too!
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Product: Spinning Hat Gay Bar Soap
Brand: Spinning Hat
Color: Pink
Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual
Fragrant rose scented lather everyone is welcomed with (clean and perfumed) open arms at their gay bar
Forget about your worries, rest your weary feet, and treat yourself to a bit of gay bar goodness
Warning: Not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality
Measures 3-1/2 by 2-1/4 by 1-inch everyone is welcomed with clean/perfumed open arms at their gay bar
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Product: Blow Job Bib - A Hilarious Gag Gift by Candyprints
Brand: Candyprints
Color: Red
Description: Party Bib. Great for Bachelorette parties, drinking games, business lunches, and love affairs! Each bib has neck ties that will not loosen through the rough times. 1 (10 inches by 12 inches) bib per polybag with header card. Blow Job Bib from Candy Prints.
Great gag gift
Red & white design
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Product: Talkie Toys Products That's Bullshit Button (White) - Talking Button Features Hilarious BS Sayings - Funny Gifts for Calling Out Fake News, Political bs and More
Brand: Talkie Toys Products
Color: White
Description: The That’s Bullshit Button is sure to put any pathological liar in their place! Presenting a Bullshit sound effects machine that says exactly what everyone is thinking! Featuring 5 laugh out loud Bullshit phrases, hilarious background sound effects and nonstop laughter. This funny gag gift is perfect for the person in your life that just can’t control their need to scream Bullshit. The giant red button has the ability to call out bogus lies heard at the office, in the dorm and even around the dinner table. At the office, there is nothing funnier than listening to the ridiculous excuses co-workers give to the boss to try and explain their behavior away. Give the gift of laughter to the person in your office who just can’t stand the lies anymore and wants to scream Bullshit! In the dorm, we all have a friend that believes wholeheartedly that they’re right, all the time, even when they’re completely wrong! Take back the conversations by giving someone in your circle the ability to say it like it is, Bullshit! The button that calls out Bullshit can be used wherever and whenever there is someone spitting bold faced lies. Bullshit knows no bounds! Help curb the ridiculousness that surrounds us all by putting those who spew nonsense in their place. The truth is, the more we work together to call out obvious lies, the more room there will be for the truth in all of our lives. Join the movement and start calling people out today with the multiphrase Bullshit button that says what we’re all thinking! The 5 laughter enticing phrases of the That’s Bullshit Button are: “Attention! The Bullshit meter has detected major BS. Confirmed! That’s definitely some Bulllshhit!”, “Ah, ya gotta be kidding me! That’s three gallons of bullshit in a two gallon bucket!”, “Oh no you didn’t! That’s some bullshit!”, “Wow, watch your step! You’ve just walked into some Bulllshhit!”, “Seriously? That’s Bull Bull Bullllllshhhit!”
The That’s Bullshit Button is the preferred method of calling someone out when they start spewing ridiculous lies!
That’s Bullshit Button talks the talk, lights up, flashes and even includes multiple outrageously funny background sound effects.
Batteries are included with the Bullshit sound effects button! New Feature: Battery Cover does not require screw to open as of February 2021
Ideal for the office, dorm rooms, liars, office gadget, stocking stuffer for adults, men or women, jokes, pranks, college dorm rooms, adult birthday gifts, adult Christmas gifts, adult prank and gag gifts, and even the kitchen table.
A funny gag gift that features 5 hit the floor with laughter Bullshit phrases. “Attention! The Bullshit meter has detected major BS. Confirmed! That’s definitely some Bulllshhit!” – “Ah, ya gotta be kidding me! That’s three gallons of bullshit in a two gallon bucket!” – “Oh no you didn’t! That’s some bullshit!” – “Wow, watch your step! You’ve just walked into some Bulllshhit!” and “Seriously? That’s Bull Bull Bullllllshhhit!”
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Product: Forum Novelties Over The Hill Exerciser Gag Gift
Brand: Forum Novelties
Color: As Shown
Keep the love muscle in shape with this novelty Over the Hill Exerciser
Guarantee: If in 30 days you are not completely satisfied, you can try some other excuse
Fun spirited and sure to garner plenty of laughs
Combine with other party items by Forum Novelties for a night to remember
Made by Forum Novelties, a leader in costumes and novelty products for more than 30 years
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Product: BigMouth Inc Shove it! Farting Desktop Pen Set
Brand: BigMouth Inc
Color: As Shown
Great gift for co-workers
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Product: BigMouth Inc Fanny Bank Funny Farting Bank, Makes Noise, Funny Gag Gift
Brand: BigMouth Inc
HILARIOUS MONEY BANK: Drop some loot to hear it toot! BigMouth Inc.’s Fanny Bank is a hilarious way to save some money. Just plop a coin into the slot to hear a hilarious (and pretty loud) fart.
EASY TO USE: This silly fanny shaped bankis 6” x 6” and no assembly is required! Simply insert 3 AA batteries(not included)to hear 6 different fart noises. Once you’ve filled up your fanny, count your change by removing the easy-to-remove top.
MAKES A GREAT GIFT: Finally, the perfect gift for the practical jokester in your life! This fanny bank makes an excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, and just because.
HIGH QUALITY: The BigMouth Inc. Fanny Bank is madeof high-quality plastic.
BIGMOUTH INC: We are the creative force behind an exclusive line of high-quality, fun, novelty items. Our specialty is an assortment of original, humorous products targeting practical jokers of all ages.
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Product: BigMouth Inc. Generic Weener Kleener Soap
Brand: BigMouth Inc
Color: multi-colored
HILARIOUS JOKE: Bring some fun into the shower or bath with BigMouth Inc’s Weener Kleener! This donut shaped soap is easy to use – it cleans the body while it dirties the mind.
GREAT GIFT: If you’re looking for an outrageously hilarious gag gift for your boyfriend or buddy who just got dumped, this stimulating soap ring will help you treat them to some good clean fun.
ONE SIZE FITS MOST: This yellow soap ring weighs 2.5 oz and one size will fit most. It will add a “hole” new dimension of pleasure and fun to a shower or bath.
LAUGHTER ALL AROUND: BigMouth Inc’s Weener Kleener is sure to get a laugh. You’ll want to capture the priceless expression of lucky recipients at your white elephant gift exchange, bachelor party or your boyfriend’s birthday.
BIGMOUTH INC: We are the creative force behind an exclusive line of high-quality, fun novelty items. Our specialty is an assortment of original, humorous products targeting practical jokers of all ages.
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Product: Dating Anniversary Gifts For Him Coffee Mug - I Love Fucking You - Funny Cute Sexual Gag Romantic Sexy Valentines Day Birthday Cup For Men Girlfriend Boyfriend
Brand: BarborasBoutique
Color: White
Description: Absolutely love your order or contact us and we'll make it right. Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.
High quality mug makes the perfect gift for everyone.
Printed on only the highest quality mugs. The print will never fade no matter how many times it is washed.
Packaged, and shipped from the USA.
100% Dishwasher and Microwave safe.
Shipped in a custom made styrofoam package to ensure it arrives perfect. GUARANTEED.
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