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Product: Wampumtuk Pack of 2 Company Policies Boss Employee Work Office 11 Ounces Funny Coffee Mug
Brand: Wampumtuk
Color: White
Description: Gifts for employees. Gifts for coworkers, Gifts for boss. A funny and original gift to make the point of being unique. Affordable price and elegant at the same time. This coffee mug will not crack with extra hot coffee or iced tea. It features a large C handle for comfort. Nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes. Gift ideas for boss, Gifts for friends, Gifts for employees, Gifts exchange.
PACK OF 2 MUGS. This mug features printing on both sides and it is home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe. 100% pure white ceramic with money back guarantee, great gift for coffee addicts who will appreciate for years. Have a coworker or friend that is a bit crazy? This is the perfect gift for them to use every day in the office. Boss, employee, office, White Elephant Day.
Your selection is a great gift idea for that friend of you that is always making jokes and still a coffee or tea lover, packed in a durable gift box and guaranteed to arrive safely, high quality 11 ounces modern white ceramic mug with a unique design on both sides.
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Perfect gift for birthday anniversary wedding retirement housewarming appreciation engagement bridal shower bachelorette graduation friendship Christmas day secret Santa. For dad brother boyfriend uncle.
Made with high quality ceramic by the best artisans and masters of the field in order to make the perfect gift for the person you love. A great gift for women mom son daughter sister wife friend girlfriend best friend girl woman lady mother parent grandma grandmother.
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Product: 2020 Apple MacBook Air Laptop: Apple M1 Chip, 13” Retina Display, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD Storage, Backlit Keyboard, FaceTime HD Camera, Touch ID. Works with iPhone/iPad; Space Gray
Brand: Apple
Color: Space Gray
All-Day Battery Life – Go longer than ever with up to 18 hours of battery life.
Powerful Performance – Take on everything from professional-quality editing to action-packed gaming with ease. The Apple M1 chip with an 8-core CPU delivers up to 3.5x faster performance than the previous generation while using way less power.
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Product: When This Virus is Over Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt XL Black
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Black
AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. Nothing beats a t shirts for a gift. When This Virus Is Over I Still Want Some Of You To Stay Away From Me. Makes A Great present for someone special.
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GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends. Most designs have options for big and tall.
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Product: I Smoke Meat And I Know Things Funny BBQ Smoker Pitmaster T-Shirt
Brand: I smoke Meat Co.
Color: Black
Funny vintage gift idea for the best meat smoker in your life who loves grilling all kind of meats: cows, beef, pork chickens or even pigs. Surprise your barbecue chef with this retro outfit. Perfect Father's Day gift for dad or grandpa. A Pitmaster Gift.
This distressed apparel features a humorous saying "that's what i do i smoke meat and i know things. Can be given as a Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Halloween present for the meat griller that makes the best briskets and sausages on cookout.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
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Product: Dog Lover Funny Gift - My Dog Winks At Me Sometimes T-Shirt
Brand: My Dog Winks At Me Sometimes T-Shirts
Color: Black
These T-Shirts Are An Awesome Gift Idea For Men, Women, and Kids!
This Tee Makes A Perfect Present For A Anniversary, Graduation, Birthday, Christmas Or Any Other Gift Giving Occasion!
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
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Product: Nlife Women Thou Shall Not Try Me Letter Print Long Sleeve Crew Neck T-Shirt Top
Brand: Nlife
Color: A-yellow
★ SOFT FABRICS: The cute graphic tops for women is made of cotton blend, the fabric is soft and will not shrink significantly in the wash. Recommended machine wash cold inside out with like colors / tumble dry low/hand wash
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★ Garment Care: Suggest to hand wash in cold water. Dry flat and do not bleach.
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Product: Wampumtuk Dear Boss, Thanks for Being My Boss, If I Had A Different I Would Punch Him and Find You 11 Ounces Funny Coffee Mug
Brand: Wampumtuk
Color: White
Description: Gifts for boss. A funny and original gift to make the point of being unique. Affordable price and elegant at the same time. This coffee mug will not crack with extra hot coffee or iced tea. It features a large C handle for comfort. Nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes. Gift ideas for boss.
Features printing on both sides, home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe.
100% pure white ceramic great gift idea for coffee addicts who will appreciate for years.
Packed in a durable box and guaranteed high quality 11 ounces modern design on both sides.
Great novelty featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter.
Perfect gift for birthday anniversary wedding retirement, graduation, friendship or Secret Santa.
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Product: Pack of 2 - I survived another meeting that should have been an email - 11OZ ceramic coffee mugs - Best funny and inspirational gift
Brand: Whoisyourdaddy
Color: White
Description: Give a surprise gift to that special person on a birthday, Holiday or celebration with this perfect sized 11OZ mugs. Packaged in sets of 2 pieces for the price of one and twice the enjoyment. Gifts, office, boss, employees, coworkers.
TWO-PACK - These mugs feature printing on both sides and it is home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe. 100% pure black ceramic with money back guarantee, great gift for coffee addicts who will appreciate for years. Have a coworker or friend that is a bit crazy? This is the perfect gift for them to use every day in the office.
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FUNNY GIFTS FOR MEN AND WOMEN: This is an ideal gift for men and women. Ideal for mom, dad, daughter, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, male or female coworkers, daughter, grandpa, grandma, grandson or granddaughter, or your best friend for her birthday, his graduation, or any other occasion where gifts and a chuckle are appropriate. A great conversation starter and printed on both sides. Brother gifts for Christmas
Start the day with a beutiful piece of drinkware made for the perfect occasion. This funny cup is a great novelty drinkware featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter.
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Product: I survived another meeting... should have been an email - Funny coffee mug by Donbicentenario - 11OZ Ceramic - Best gift or souvenir. SHIPS FROM USA
Brand: Donbicentenario
Color: White
Description: With this kind of emojis gift you will bring happiness to your partner. Search no more, express your personality with joy. Buy one for your dad today, mom. Your sister or brother will envy you each morning. A must for Father's and Mother's day. Did I mention Valentine's day?
This 11-ounces coffee mug has a high definition printing on both sides, perfect either for right or left handed users.
Made with the best quality ceramic, it is an essential gift that will last for many years and anniversaries.
The perfect gift that suits any birthday, celebration or simply because you have to tell your loved one how much you care.
Safe for the whole family, it can be put on dishwasher, 100% safe for microwave. Its ceramic is commercial grade and can be used for hotels or restaurants.
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Product: Feelin Good Tees Hi I Don't Care Thanks Sarcasm Sarcastic Graphic Very Funny T Shirts XL Black
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Black
Description: Hi I Don't Care Thanks Funny T-Shirt. The best part is when you pull this shirt over your head you become the center of attention. The finest quality cotton tee. They fit great, preshrunk and we only use brand name tees. The t-shirts are heavy weight cotton tees. We have over 1000 designs. Check out our store for more funny and novelty t shirts that will become your favorite.
AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit.
TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees are Professionally screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcastic t shirts! The shirt will make for great father's day gifts , birthday present , gift for a friend , a dad gifts, Christmas gift idea or even a gift to yourself.
GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best of them. The sarcasm and laughs will flow with this t-shirt. This graphic t shirt makes are a great gift for dad.
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Product: Funny Mug - Dear Mom: Thanks for putting up with a bratty child. Love. Your favorite - 11 OZ Coffee Mugs - Funny Inspirational and sarcasm - By A Mug To Keep TM
Brand: A Mug To Keep
Color: White
A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine
PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. High quality ceramic
Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special
Safe for Microwave and dishwasher. Large, easy-grip handle
Your satisfaction is guaranteed
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Product: My People Skills are Fine Funny T Shirt XL Black
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Black
AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. Nothing beats a t shirts for a gift. My People Skills are Fine It's My Tolerance To Idiots That Needs Work. Makes A Great present for someone special. Can't stand that one person. We know them all. We must stand on a poduim because the rest of the world is insane and driving us crazy.
TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees Professionally screen printed designed in USA by Feelin Good Tees. Nothing beats our selection of funny sarcastic tshirts! It will make great father's day gifts, birthday present, friend gift, dad gifts, Christmas gift. This is a great mens t shirt. Everyone needs a little humor and sarcasm.
GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends.
HAVE FUN: Get your humor on with this fun tee. The best funny tshirts. Sarcastic and novelty in one tee shirt. Birthday tshirt best cotton tee. Great ice breaker. Love the soft feel probably wear it day and night nothing beats tshirts you can sleep in. This cool and stylist t shirt is professional printed.
MAKES GREAT GIFT: See all our funny tees! Graphic tee makes best gift idea. Christmas, Fathers Day, Mothers Day, gift friends, brother/sister. Welcome home gift. Long lasting tees wear to party movie and all year. Perfect for back to school or a Christmas gift. Gif them something they will wear all year long. Make sure its a Feeling Good Tees.
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Product: Never Forget Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt XL Charcoal
Brand: Feelin Good Tees
Color: Charcoal
AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit. This men's funny t shirt fits great and is great for men, teenagers and kids. Nothing beats a t shirts for a gift. Never Forget Cassette VHS Record Floppy Disk T Shirt Makes A Great present for someone special.
TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees Professionally screen printed designed in USA by Feelin Good Tees. Nothing beats our selection of funny sarcastic tshirts! It will make great father's day gifts, birthday present, friend gift, dad gifts, Christmas gift. This is a great mens t shirt. Everyone needs a little humor and sarcasm.
GREAT FEEL: Our Shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton exceptions; AshGrey is 99/1cotton/poly; SportGrey is 90/10cotton/poly if available. Available in 2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL Tee will bring adult humor out. The sarcasm laughs will flow. Graphic tee makes gift for dad. Great gift idea for teenagers, boys and girls, dads, uncles and best friends.
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Product: Let me drop everything and start working on your problem - 11 OZ Coffee Mug - Funny Inspirational and sarcasm - By A Mug To Keep TM
Brand: A Mug To Keep Designs
Color: White
Description: This mug features printing on both sides and it is home and restaurant use, dishwasher and microwave safe. 100% pure black ceramic with money back guarantee, great gift for coffee addicts who will appreciate for years. Have a coworker or friend that is a bit crazy? This is the perfect gift for them to use every day in the office. Your selection is a great gift idea for that friend of you that is always making jokes and still a coffee or tea lover, packed in a durable gift box and guaranteed to arrive safely, high quality 11 ounces modern black ceramic mug with a unique design on both sides. This funny cup is a great novelty drinkware featuring a humorous joke and a sarcastic saying, great conversation starter. Perfect gift for birthday anniversary wedding retirement housewarming appreciation engagement bridal shower bachelorette graduation friendship Christmas day secret Santa. For dad brother boyfriend uncle. Made with high quality ceramic by the best artisans and masters of the field in order to make the perfect gift for the person you love. A great gift for women mom son daughter sister wife friend girlfriend best friend girl woman lady mother parent grandma grandmother.
A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine.
High quality drinking mug nicely printed on both sides.
High quality ceramic. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.
Safe for Microwave and dishwasher.
Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
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Product: Mid-2014 Apple MacBook Pro with 2.5GHz Intel Core i7 (15-inch, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD Storage) (Renewed)
Brand: Apple
Color: Aluminium
Description: The MacBook Pro "Core i7" 2.5 15-Inch (Dual Graphics - Mid-2014 Retina Display) features a 22 nm "Haswell/Crystalwell" 2.5 GHz Intel "Core i7" processor (4870HQ), with four independent processor "cores" on a single silicon chip, a 6 MB shared level 3 cache, 16 GB of onboard 1600 MHz DDR3L SDRAM (which cannot be upgraded later), 512 GB of PCIe-based flash storage, and dual graphics processors -- a NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M with 2 GB of dedicated GDDR5 memory and an integrated Intel Iris 5200 Pro graphics processor with 128 MB of "Crystalwell" embedded DRAM (and shared system memory). It also has an integrated 720p FaceTime HD webcam and a high-resolution LED-backlit 15.4" widescreen 2880x1800 (220 ppi) "Retina" display in a case that weighs just less than 4.5 pounds (2.02 kg). It does not have an internal optical drive. Connectivity includes 802.11ac Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.0, two USB 3.0 ports, two "Thunderbolt 2" ports, an HDMI port, an audio in/out port, and an SDXC card slot. In addition, this model has a backlit keyboard, a "no button" glass "inertial" multi-touch trackpad, a "MagSafe 2" power adapter, and an internal, sealed battery that provides an Apple estimated 8 hours of battery life.
Renewed products look and work like new. These pre-owned products have been inspected and tested by Amazon-qualified suppliers, which typically perform a full diagnostic test, replacement of any defective parts, and a thorough cleaning process. Packaging and accessories may be generic. All products on Amazon Renewed come with a minimum 90-day supplier-backed warranty.
2.5 GHz Quad-Core Intel Core i7 Processor (Turbo Boost up to 3.7 GHz, 6 MB shared L3 cache)
16 GB 1600 MHz DDR3L RAM / 512 GB Solid State Drive PCIe-based Flash Storage
15.4-inch IPS Retina Display, 2880-by-1800 resolution
Intel Iris Pro and NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M Graphics
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