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Product: New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short)
Description: Comedian, blogger and essayist Samantha Irby is not going to be a better person this year than she was last. Nope. With a small group of woo-woo others, Irby sets seventy micro-resolutions, and then—with the rest of us—she fails at almost every single one of them.

Thoughtful, witty, poignant—the failed intentions in New Year Same Trash will make you laugh and cry. Because you know you’ve been there. You can’t wake up in time to go to brunch. Swimming three times a week? Who are you kidding. You’re not going to shower every day or pack your lunch every day. You’re definitely not going to choose a smart movie over mindless entertainment, because you’re tired. You’re lazy. And, no, you’re never going to be a positive thinker. “I didn’t do this. I’m gonna. Maybe.” Don’t worry. It’s okay. There’s always next year. Instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever failed to make goals and stick with them, New Year Same Trash will bring hilarious relief.
A Vintage Shorts Original. An ebook short.
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Product: Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Brand: Amazon Basics
Color: Satin Nickel
50 liter / 13.2 gallon rectangular stainless steel trash can with manual foot lever
Soft-close lid reduces noise from opening/closing and extends product life span
Fingerprint-proof, smudge resistant, and durable stainless steel exterior
Heavy-duty plastic interior bucket can be easily removed for convenient waste disposal
Lid features a stay-open mode to easily remove and replace garbage bags and dispose waste.
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Product: Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close Trash Can with Foot Pedal - D-Shaped, Stainless Steel
Brand: Amazon Basics
Color: Brushed Stainless Steel
50 liter / 13.2 gallon D-shape stainless steel trash can with hands-free foot lever
Soft-close lid reduces noise from opening/closing and extends product life span
Fingerprint-proof, smudge resistant, and durable stainless steel exterior
Heavy-duty interior plastic liner bucket can be easily removed for easy trash bag change and disposal
Non-slip rubber pads keep unit in place on all types of flooring
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Product: Amazon Basics 23 Gallon Commercial Slim Trash Can with Handle, Black, 4-Pack
Brand: Amazon Basics
Color: Black
23-gallon capacity trash can (4-pack) helps keep work spaces clean and running smoothly
Tall, slim, space-saving profile; integrated loop side handles with cinches for securing a bag directly into the handles (no need to tie a knot)
Step-on groove at the base for bag-removal leverage; air channels prevent difficult-to-pull vacuum effect (bags not included)
Rugged plastic construction for long-lasting strength and rigidity; solid Black color
Backed by an Amazon Basics 1-year limited warranty
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Product: Rubbermaid Classic 13 Gallon Premium Step-On Trash Can with Lid and Stainless-Steel Pedal, Black Waste Bin for Kitchen
Brand: Rubbermaid
Color: Black
HANDS-FREE PEDAL: Long-lasting pedal stands up to daily use and removes the need to touch the lid during waste disposal to keep hands clean.
PREMIUM, STAINLESS STEEL ACCENT: The stainless steel accent on the pedal elevates the appearance of the container and complements modern home appliances.
DURABLE DESIGN: The seamless construction and strong resin material make the container easy to clean and long-lasting.
LINERLOCK(TM) TECHNOLOGY: LinerLock(TM) bag arms secure the trash bag to the rim of the can to prevent the bag from slipping.
PERFECT FOR ANY ROOM IN THE HOME: Rubbermaid's timeless designs are perfect for any room in the home, be it the kitchen, laundry room, bathroom, or nursery.
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Product: iTouchless SoftStep 13.2 Gallon Step Trash Can with Odor Filter System, Stainless Steel 50 Liter Pedal Garbage Bin for Kitchen, Home, Office, Silent and Gentle Lid Close
Brand: iTouchless
Color: 13 Gal Silver
UNCONDITIONAL PROMISE – Your 100% satisfaction is assured and backed by a Full-Service Manufacturer's Promise for two years, including Dedicated Customer Support (see user manual for details)
GENTLE & SILENT LID CLOSE – Durable, ergonomic pedal requires minimal force to open; easy to replace air damper for years of like-new performance
BEAUTIFUL STAINLESS STEEL – Elegant, fingerprint-proof, smudge-resistant Stainless Steel is easy to clean. Complements any kitchen or office décor.
BUILT TO LAST – Sturdy, large steel pedal is designed to last over 200,000 steps – that’s more than 20 steps a day for over 25 years!
PREMIUM FEATURES – Removable Inner Bucket, Tuck & Hold bag retention, Lid Stay-Open Mode, Fingerprint-Proof Stainless Steel, Deodorizer, Rubber Pads on Non-Skid base
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Product: SensorCan 13 Gallon Oval Automatic Touchless Sensor Kitchen Garbage Can with 1 Waterproof Reusable “Trash” Vinyl Sticker, Stainless Steel Space Saving Design
Brand: SensorCan
Color: Stainless Steel with Sticker
Unconditional promise – your 100% satisfaction is assured and backed by a Full-Service manufacturer's promise including parts and Dedicated Customer Support.
Bundle includes SensorCan and 1 round waterproof premium vinyl sticker for trash can. Now you can make it easy for guests to clearly identify which Bin is for trash with the "trash" Vinyl sticker. The sticker is proudly made in the U. S. A.
100% touchless – just the motion of your hand opens the lid automatically! It’s the hygienic and convenient choice.
Stop trash odours – 1 absorb natural carbon Odor Filter is included to absorb and neutralize trash odours, for a fresh and clean smelling home
Beautiful stainless steel – fingerprint-proof surface is easy to clean. Modern design is perfect for any kitchen or office décor
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Product: iTouchless 13 Gallon Automatic Touchless Sensor Kitchen Can with AC Adapter and Odor Filter Deodorizer, 1 Waterproof Reusable “TRASH” Vinyl Sticker, Stainless Steel (DZTAC-S)
Brand: iTouchless
Color: Sensor Can with AC
unconditional promise – your 100% satisfaction is assured and backed by a full-service manufacturer's promise including parts and dedicated customer support.
"ac adapter & trash decal – constant power with the official itouchless ac adapter. 5 foot cord, so you can place it where it’s convenient. removable "trash" decal."
100% touchless – just the motion of your hand opens the lid automatically! it’s the hygienic and convenient choice.
stop trash odors – 1 natural carbon odor filter is included to absorb and neutralize trash odors, for a fresh and clean smelling home
beautiful stainless steel – germ-resistant, fingerprint-proof surface is easy to clean. modern design is perfect for any kitchen or office décor
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Product: simplehuman Rectangular Dual Compartment Recycling Kitchen Step Trash Can, 46 Liter, Brushed Stainless Steel
Brand: simplehuman
Color: Brushed Stainless Steel
RECYCLE IT! - Neatly sort your trash and recyclables in this dual-compartment can. It makes eco-friendliness very space efficient.
STRONG STEEL PEDAL - simplehuman's strong steel pedal is engineered to last over 150,000 steps — that's more than 20 steps a day for 20 years.
SILENT CLOSE LID - simplehuman's patented lid shox technology controls the motion of the lid for a slow, silent close.
STAY OPEN LID - The lid stays open for as long as you like — perfect for longer chores.
NON-SKID BASE - Non-skid base has rubber pads that are gentle on floors and keep the can steady.
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Product: simplehuman 40 Liter / 10.6 Gallon Slim Kitchen Step Trash Can, Easy-Open Packaging, Grey
Brand: simplehuman
Color: Gray
SILENT CLOSE LID - simplehuman's patented lid shox technology controls the motion of the lid for a slow, silent close.
LOCK THE LID SHUT - A slide lock securely locks the lid to help keep pets and curious children from getting into the trash.
SLIM, SPACE-SAVING SHAPE - Designed to make the most of tight spaces.
STAY-OPEN LID - The lid stays open for as long as you like — perfect for longer chores.
BUILT-IN WHEELS - Built-in wheels make the can easy to move.
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Product: Suncast 33 Gallon Hideaway Can Resin Outdoor Trash with Lid Use in Backyard, Deck, or Patio, 33-Gallon, Brown
Brand: Suncast
Color: Brown
OUTDOOR PATIO TRASH CAN: Features a decorative wicker-style design for a stylish addition to your outdoor space
FUNCTIONAL DESIGN: Lid is hinged for easy access and latches securely so garbage stays in the can
CONVENIENT USE: Compatible with standard 30 gal. garbage bags for easy and convenient use
DURABLE CONSTRUCTION: Constructed with durable resin that resists fading and keeps water out through every season
COMPACT SIZE: Measures 16" x 15.75" x 31.7" to keep your porch clean without taking up too much space Coverage Area (sq. ft.): 1.75 ft²
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Product: simplehuman 50 Liter / 13 Gallon Semi-Round Kitchen Step Trash Can, Black
Brand: simplehuman
Color: Black
SILENT CLOSE LID - Patented lid shox technology controls the motion of the lid for a slow, silent close.
LOCK THE LID SHUT - A slide lock securely locks the lid to help keep pets and curious children from getting into the trash.
STAY-OPEN LID - The lid stays open for as long as you like — perfect for longer chores.
SEMI-ROUND SHAPE - Space efficient semi-round shape is great for high-traffic areas.
LARGE CAPACITY - Ideal for large families or busy households.
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Product: iTouchless 13 Gallon Automatic Trash Can with Odor-Absorbing Filter and Lid Lock, Power by Batteries (not included) or Optional AC Adapter (sold separately), Black/Stainless Steel
Brand: iTouchless
Color: Black / Stainless Steel
OUR PROMISE TO YOU – Your 100% satisfaction is assured and backed by a Full-Service Manufacturer's Warranty and Dedicated Customer Support (see user manual for details)
STOP TRASH ODORS – 1 Natural Carbon Odor Filter is included to absorb and neutralize trash odors, for a fresh and clean smelling home
EXTRA-LONG BATTERY LIFE – Only draws power as needed. 3X battery life of other sensor cans. 4 D size batteries (not included) can last up to 1.5 years
2 POWER OPTIONS – Powered by batteries (not included), or optional AC Adapter (sold separately, see other product variation) for battery-free power
BEAUTIFUL STAINLESS STEEL – Fingerprint-proof surface is easy to clean. Modern design is perfect for any kitchen or office décor
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Product: simplehuman 30 Liter / 8 Gallon Under Counter Kitchen Cabinet Pull-Out Trash Can, Heavy-Duty Steel Frame
Brand: simplehuman
Color: Black
5-YEAR WARRANTY - We use the best materials and solid engineering so our products will last in tough environments like your home — for years.
CODE K CUSTOM FIT LINERS – Enhance your trash experience with extra-strong and durable trash bags that fit this can perfectly for a cleaner trash experience.
ONE-PIECE PREASSEMBLED TRACK - Easy to install and glides out on smooth commercial-grade ball-bearing tracks.
INTEGRATED STEEL HANDLE - Grab the strong, sturdy handle to pull the can out of the cabinet quickly.
9.8"W x 17.7"D x 19.1"H
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Product: Rubbermaid Commercial Products - FG263200GRAY BRUTE Heavy-Duty Trash/Garbage Can, 32 Gallon, Gray
Brand: Rubbermaid Commercial Products
Color: Gray
Constructed with the highest quality material plus a UV inhibitor ensures long life in even the most extreme environments. Guaranteed to never fade, warp, crack, or crush
Innovative venting channels make lifting out liners up to 50 percent easier, improving productivity and reducing the risk of injury
Integrated cinches secure the liner, allowing for efficient knot free liner changes. Tested to 20,000 cycles
Rounded handles make lifting and moving easier, and are reinforced to resist tearing or damage from even the heaviest loads
Reinforced base is specifically engineered to be dragged over rough surfaces, extending life and overall durability even in the toughest environments
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Product: simplehuman 58 Liter / 15.3 Gallon Rectangular Hands-Free Dual Compartment Recycling Kitchen Step Trash Can with Soft-Close Lid, Brushed Stainless Steel
Brand: simplehuman
Color: Brushed Stainless Steel
NEAT AND SECURE - Stainless steel liner rim flips up for a quick and easy liner change, then closes over the liner to hold it tightly in place and keep it hidden from sight.
LINER POCKET - Keep liners where you need them. Dispense them one by one — no perforations or unraveling — from inside the can for a faster liner change.
CLEANER STAINLESS STEEL - simplehuman's invisible silver-ion coating resists fingerprints and the spread of germs without dulling the natural sheen and luster of the steel.
DUAL COMPARTMENTS - One side for trash, one side for easy disposal of recyclables.
STRONG WIDE STEEL PEDAL - simplehuman's extra-wide steel pedal is engineered to last 150,000 steps — that's more than 20 steps a day for 20 years.
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