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Product: Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder - Absorbent Drink Coasters Set 6 Pcs - 3 Sayings - Housewarming Gift for Friends - Men, Women Birthday - Cool Home Decor - Living Room, Kitchen, Bar Decorations
Brand: Ultimate Hostess
Color: Novelty Gray
Description: Your living room is probably a wonderfully kept place. But let’s face it, it’s not too exciting either.
What you need is something to brighten things up, to bring a bit of life to it. What you need is a bunch of classy-looking coasters with sarcastic language on them.
Luckily we’ve got just the thing you need with this six-pack of funny - filled stone coasters!
What’s so great about these coasters then?
Everything! Apart from the entertainment factor these are some well-made coasters that are as useful as they are fun.
Here’s a few of their features:
- Made from high-quality liquid-absorbent porcelain stone that will minimize spillage. - Cork underside that won’t scratch and grips the table surface to keep your drink in place. - Three outrageous designs included in each order (most competitors only give one design!), giving you the choice of which insult you want to be waiting for your guest when they lift their cup to take a drink. - Comes with an attractive wrought-metal style black holder that can keep all your coasters together neatly (again, not something most competitors give you!).
Perfect giftable present!
What do you get the person who has everything? Or worse yet, what do you get for someone you don’t like much but still need to buy for?
These can be tough present-buying situations and it can seem like there’s no easy way out…until now!
With these fantastic coasters all your gift-giving nightmares are over. Gift them for birthdays, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, White Elephant exchange, housewarming, or shower. Just make sure they have a sense of humor!
So what are you waiting for?
With their serious quality and serious fun-factor these coasters are a great conversation piece and party starter.
You know the score so why wait more?
Go ahead - order today and bring your home to life!
✅ Be the life of the party - We’re pretty sure boring will NOT be one word used to describe your house when you entertain with these coasters. It’s a hilarious way to remind people to keep their drinks off the table and get a few free laughs too!
✅ Be fancy and stuff - Don’t be that person that gets water stains on your table tops - get your fancy on with these drink coasters and instantly turn your ‘eh space into a fun, interesting, sophisticated and unique hangout. Be that trendsetter!
✅ Triple the fun - Well, not that...but you do get three different sayings with this set to match the personalities of each of your guests. Why have 1 when you can have 3!
✅ Dont be cheap - Don’t look stingy by gifting some random coasters. With this set you will look like the man/woman with this complete gift set of coasters with an included holder! Your friends will be soooo impressed by how much thought you put into their gift.
✅ Yeah, it protects your table too - Funny ✔ Creative ✔ Giftable ✔ Makes you super cool ✔ Funny Room Decoration ✔ All that and it does in fact protect your table too!
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Product: Nature's D'ck Pics 2021 Wall Calendar - Funny White Elephant and Secret Santa Gag Gift
Brand: Natures D*ck Pics
Description: "100% All Natural Wall Enhancement"
”SFW (Safe for Work)”

Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature’s D*ck P*cs 2021 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We’ve put together a new collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2021.

The calendar is definitely a G rated take on a MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion including: white elephant gift, secret santa gift, dirty santa gift, gift exchange, birthday gift, mens gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, boyfriend gift, gift for guys, yankee swap gift, gag gift, prank gift, hipster gift, bar mitzvahs, bachelorette party and more!

New for 2021
1) GOING GREEN - we use a sustainable printing company that prints with FSC certified paper!
2) MOON PHASES - requested by many last year, now included this year
3) BONUS PAGE - Sep 2020 - Dec 2020 calendar page
Our 2020 Nature’s D*ck P*cs calendar was rated 5 Stars both Amazon and Etsy users...here’s what some of them said…
”Literally the best purchase I have ever made in my life from Amazon or anywhere.”
”Mother Nature looking good.....”
”It has not disappointed. Every time someone walks in my office, they claim "you know, that looks like a pen*s". I get to act like they're all dirty minded, when really I'm chuckling inside!“

Select places featured in calendar: Arches National Park, Goblin Valley State Park, Cappadocia, Iceland, and more
"100% All Natural Wall Enhancement" | Nature's D*ck P*cs 2021 Wall Calendar ( 11" x 8.5" closed | 11" x 17" opened )
12 month hilariously funny calendar of pics of shapely rocks
% from every sale will be donated to help support national parks and prostate cancer research
Perfect funny gift for any occasion: birthday gift, white elephant gift, secret santa gift, gift exchange, bachelorette party, dirty santa gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, boyfriend gift, gift for guys, gag gift, prank gift, bar mitzvahs, and more!
"Best money ever spent on Amazon ever" - Customer review from 2019 Nature's D*ck P*c Calendar
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Product: I Love to Wrap Both My Hands Around It and Swallow - Funny Stemless Wine Glass - Gag Gift for Women - Bachelorette Gift - Gift Idea for Her - Evening Mug
Brand: Funny Mugs, LOL
Color: Clear
Description: Beautifully Designed Funny Wine Glass!

She will enjoy a relaxing evening with her new funny wine glass, which holds 15 ounces of her favorite wine!

The Perfect Unique Wine Glass Gift For Wine Lovers

Top present for a Birthday, Valentines Day, Anniversary or Mothers day for women. Ideal for cheap Christmas stocking stuffers, Hanukkah, xmas secret santa, 2017 holiday office party or white elephant exchange gift.

Designed and Printed in the USA

"I love to wrap both my HANDS around it and SWALLOW" is printed on one side. 100% Clear Glass material, which is Dishwasher safe.

It’s a fantastic gift idea she will love!

We guarantee she will love it - that’s why we offer you a money back warranty in case you don’t!

So What Are You Waiting For? Order Your Own Unique Wine Glass - While Supplies Last!

Just Click ‘Add To Cart!’
CONVERSATION STARTER! - Enjoy a relaxing evening with your new favorite stemless wine glass, which reads "I love to wrap both my HANDS around it and SWALLOW" Holds 15 ounces of your favorite white or red vino.
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING - What's better than giving a stemless wine glass for a wino or wine lover. Every time they drink their precious wine they will think of you.
TOP QUALITY - Made in the USA with the highest quality materials that can guarantee its long life and their constant satisfaction. The wine glass that can ensure an enjoyable evening dinner for many years!
DISHWASHER SAFE - Printed with superior ceramic inks that are fired on at a temperature of up to 1200 degrees. A truly permanent imprint that will never fade or lose its glow.
CAREFULLY PACKAGED - Each Wine Glass is carefully packaged in a durable gift box; guaranteed to arrive safely with free shipping through Amazon Prime.
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Product: Dad Bag Fake Beer Belly Waist Pack Unisex Fanny Pack White Elephant Gifts Funny Gag gifts
Brand: Fandicto
Color: Hairy
Dad bag dadbod belly waist pack.Almost real printing! Make you quite attractive on streets and sports.Get all laughs with this funny fanny pack as gag gifts or white elephant gifts
Material:PU + Canvas.Water-resistant design makes your cash phone accessories away from water.Not completely waterproof.There may be a little color difference for some batches
Size 40*16cm.Large capacity and solid invisible zipper keep your things a lot and safe when you get fitness or running.Free your hands!
Length 110cm/43.3inches.Fit most thin person to have a big belly.Adjustable waist belt with solid buckle and canvas strap
Wanna be the first one to get this funny waist pack?Patterns keeping updated...
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Product: Fairly Odd Novelties Make America Great Again Beer & Soda Guzzler Helmet, Red Funny Trump Political Drinking Party Hat
Brand: Fairly Odd Novelties
Color: Red
Be the life of the party! - nothing brings the action and laughs quite like this classic beer helmet! Drink up!
Load yourself up! - load your helmet with two cans of your favorite beer or soda, sip through the attached straw, and make it night to remember... Or forget!
Own an American classic! - you've seen it on TV and at the tailgate, but now it's time to get in on the fun with a Presidential twist!
Fit for the Donald himself! - If you're a President Trump Lover or hater, this helmet is sure to bring laughs or Cheers Regardless. Make drinking great again!
The gift of guzzling drinks! - after you buy one for yourself, be sure to bring one as a gift to your next birthday, White elephant, office, political, or secret Santa function!
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Product: Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar
Brand: Pooping Pooches
Description: White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs...too much? This 12 month calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. And who doesn't like a good cause? $1 FROM EACH CALENDAR is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need! The calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches closed and 17 x 11 inches when open. This year's edition features a Dalmatian, Poodle, Portuguese Water Dog, Labradoodle, German Shepherd, Husky and more! The Pooping Pooches dog calendar is the ultimate joke, prank or gag gift.
2022 will not stink with 12 months of Pooping Pooches
$1 from each sale is donated to help a dog in need
17 x 11 inches when open
US Holidays
Real dogs answering nature's call
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Product: Catch Phrase: Uncensored (Amazon Exclusive)
Brand: Hasbro Gaming
Color: Red
Electronic Catch Phrase game challenges teams to guess adult words and phrases
5,000 adult words and phrases
Timer keeps track and buzzes when a team's out of time
Includes game unit and instructions.
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Product: Hot Air Popcorn Maker, Popcorns Machine, Home-Made Healthy Hot Air swirling Popcorn Popper 1200W BPA-Free, with Measuring Cup and Removable Top Cover（Yellow)
Brand: BIMONK
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Product: ABCTen Apron Kitchen Funny Creative Cooking Grilling Baking Party Apron Gift For Men
Brand: ABCTen
Color: Muscle Man
Description: Funny gift, perfect for party, grilling, kitchen.
Enhance Your Kitchen Experience.
Size：28 inch by 22 inch
Color: As pictures show
Note:As different computers display colors differently, the color of the actual item may vary slightly from the above images, thanks for your understanding.
Made of 100% durable polyester fabric
Size: 28 inch x 22 inch
Machine Washable,not wring avoid fabrics wrinkling
Funny gift, perfect for party, grilling
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Product: Toilet Golf, Golf Practice in the Bathroom with this Potty Putter, By Barwench Games (Golf)
Brand: Barwench Games
Description: Barwench Games Toilet Golf
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Product: BigMouth Inc Beer Belt / 6 Pack Holster (Camo), Army Camouflage Adjustable 6-pack Holder Gag Gift, Perfect for Cans and Bottles at Parties
Brand: BigMouth Inc
Color: Camo
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Camouflage color beverage can waist belt - 6 pack
Camouflage color
Adjustable strap fits up to a size 50 waist
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Product: BigMouth Inc. The Original Toilet Mug – Hilarious 12 oz Ceramic Coffee Cup in the Shape of a Toilet – Perfect for Home or Office, Makes a Great Gag Gift for All Ages
Brand: BigMouth Inc
Color: White with a Black Rim
PERFECT FOR HOME OR OFFICE: This silly toilet-shaped mug will make your co-workers do a double take. It is a perfect addition to your at-home coffee cup collection, a must have for the office, and the ideal mug for when you need a laugh.
MAKES A GREAT GIFT: This high-quality ceramic coffee mug makes a great present for any gift giving occasion and is sure to be enjoyed by any potty-mouth coffee or tea drinker. It also makes a great ice cream or candy dish so it’s fun for all ages!
HIGH QUALITY: This unique and funny coffee cup is made of high-quality ceramic and is hand painted to look like a toilet. Do not microwave. After you enjoy your beverage, hand wash and store for later use.
BIGMOUTH INC: We are the creative force behind an exclusive line of high-quality, fun novelty items. Our specialty is an assortment of original, humorous products targeting practical jokers of all ages.
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Product: Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It: 50 Mouth-Watering Chicken Recipes That Will Blow Your Mind - A Delicious and Funny Chicken Recipe Cookbook That Will Have Your Guests Salivating for More
Brand: Dirty Girl Cookbooks
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Product: People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity
Brand: DAY DRANKIN PRESS LLC
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Product: 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!
Brand: CreateSpace Classics
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Product: Dash Mini Maker: The Mini Waffle Maker Machine for Individual Waffles, Paninis, Hash Browns, other on the go Breakfast, Lunch, or Snacks, with Easy Clean, Dual Non-stick Sides - Black
Brand: DASH
Color: Black
MORE THAN WAFFLES: Make your favorite breakfast classics, or get creative with waffled hash browns, cookies and even biscuit pizzas! Any batter will “waffle” into single serving portions. Great for families or on the go!
MINI IS MIGHTY: With a 4” nonstick cooking surface, this is a MUST-HAVE for that first apartment, smaller kitchen, college dorm, or camper/RV and stores easily in a kitchen cabinet or drawer.
WAFFLY EASY: Simply plug it in and go; the Waffle Maker heats up in minutes. Dual non-stick surfaces provide an even cook for consistent results and delicious golden waffles every time. Nonstick surfaces make cleanup a snap!
PERFECT GIFT: The perfect wedding or new home gift, the Waffle Maker’s small size takes up little counter space, and its sleek design and trendy color options will match any kitchen décor (add to your registry now!)
INCLUDES: Backed by a 1-year manufacturer warranty, the Dash Mini Waffle Maker includes one Mini Waffle Maker and Recipe Guide so you can get cooking right away
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