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Product: Toilet Golf Potty Time Putter Game - Funny White Elephant Gag Gifts for Adults Men Dad - Stupid Pranks Joke Dirty Christmas Holiday Present Exchange Ideas - Mini Bathroom Putting Green Mat Toy Set
Brand: SYZ
Description: When you're sitting on the porcelain throne, thinking about philosophy, science, and the colonic impact of Mexican food, you can take a break and play a quick game of putt-putt. The SYZ comes with its own putter, green and hole, all in one. You may not be able to hit the toilet when taking a wee, but you can get a hole in one when you making a number two. Playing this toilet putter, putt is one of the few times you can play golf with your pants around your ankles and not get arrested.
It is a one-of-a-kind device made for the toilet golf pro. You may slice on the course, but you're not loafing about in the bathroom. So what if you never score a green jacket at The Masters? There's plenty of TP to create a two-ply crown when you make the putt. It brings a whole new meaning to being a shitty golfer, and your game will never be the same again.
Offers extra practice time with every trip to the bathroom,Great gift for golfers
Includes its own putting green, cup with flag, two golf balls, putter and "Do Not Disturb" door hanger
This Tee Time Novelty Golf Potty Golf Game is the perfect game for the golf lover. Perfect your technique on your down time.
This bathroom mini golf toy game gift set with all its accessories for your toilet golfing putting practice is perfect birthday gift ideas for any avid golfer or golfing fan, or anyone who is passionate and loves golf. The exciting bathroom golf gadgets game adds fun and excitement and is the perfect gift for any golf lover.
It is Simple, Easy and Quick to set up. Here's a great way to work on your game and improve your strokes! Well....or just make that golfing fanatic in your life laugh really hard. A simple and fun way to make any golfer laugh.
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Product: VIVOSUN Hydroponics Growing Kit Indoor Smart Garden Plant Kit with LED Grow Light Bamboo Frame 12 Plant Baskets Water Tank
Brand: VIVOSUN
Description: VIVOSUN
PREMIUM STRUCTURE - This frame is made of high-quality natural nontoxic bamboo material; The water tank is made of ABS material, which is durable; The whole structure is sturdy and environmentally-friendly to ensure a green life.
SOIL-FREE CULTIVATION - Designed with no soil technology to cultivate the plants; Equipped with 12 planter substrate holes so this kit can help you grow a tidy planting bed (Nutrient solution not included).
INTELLIGENT CONTROL - Constructed with a switch button to control ON/OFF of the LED light, the lights will automatically turn off after 14 hours of constant use, and will turn back on after 10 hours of rest, creating a cycle of 24 hours.
SAFETY CERTIFICATIONS – FCC-certified to ensure your plants grow safer; The power adapter is ETL-certified, meaning this device is both efficient and safe to use; VIVOSUN also provides a one-year warranty and 100% customer services.
VARIETY OF USES – Widely used for hydroponics, seedlings, flowers, spices, fruits, vegetables all grown indoors, so you can grow happy, healthy plants anywhere, anytime.
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Product: Grow A Boyfriend Water Growing Toys 2 Pack: 1 Blue, 1 Red
Brand: Grow A Toy
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Product: RECUTMS Our Adventure Book Scrapbook Pixar Up Handmade DIY Family Scrapbook Photo Album Expandable 11.6x7.5 Inches 80 Pages with Photo Album Storage Box DIY Accessories Kit
Brand: RECUTMS
Color: Our Adventure Book-01
Description: The most valuable thing for everyone is to share your memories together with family and friends, to record every detail of your pictures and tell your thoughts and feelings with sweet words.
1.Dimensions: length 11.6 x Width 7.5 (inches). Inside pages dimension: length 10.4 * Width 7.3 (inches), 40 sheets (80 pages). Holds more than 160 photos of 4*6 inches.
2.Our adventure book includes: our adventure book scrapbook x1; 8 color pen x1 set; self-adhesive photo corner x3; DIY sticker x6. High quality scrapbook album, inside pages is made of thick cardboard, All pages connected with exquite rope, you can add or reduce pages freely.
3.Multifunctional: Great for writing, drawing and storing photos. Can be used as a Valentine's Day gift, Christmas gift, anniversary gift, Mother's Day gift, Thanksgiving gift, birthday gift, baby photo album, wedding guest book.
4.Design: The cover has embossed letters "our adventure book" and our scrapbook album is beautifully optimized compared to the original scrapbook.All pages connected with exquisite rope, you can add or reduce pages freely.
5. Ideal gift for Valentines Day, Christmas, Anniversary, Mother's Day, Thanksgiving day, Birthday and Anniversary. A memory book of own adventures, It also can be used as Travel Record, Wedding Album, Baby grow Album.
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Product: Chia Pet Bob Ross with Seed Pack, Decorative Pottery Planter, Easy to Do and Fun to Grow, Novelty Gift, Perfect for Any Occasion
Brand: Chia
Color: Multicolor
EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN ONE: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and chia seed packets for 3 plantings.
FULL GROWTH 1-2 WEEKS: In just a few short weeks your chia pet will achieve maximum growth and enjoy a luscious green coat. Each Chia Pet contains a simple 6 step care instruction on how to grow your creation.
MULTIPLE USES: Chia Planters can be washed and replanted indefinitely. The fun never stops with ch-ch-ch-chia pets!
GREAT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Chia Pets are the perfect and affordable gift for any budget. Both kids and adults will love to watch chia planters sprout and develop into a hilarious creation.
THE CHIA COLLECTION: The variety is endless! Chia Pets come in all different shapes and sizes including your favorite presidents, actors, emojis, and even movie characters. Watch your collection keep growing!
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Product: NPW Pool Float, Inflatable Hunk, 2.7 x 2.4 feet
Brand: NPW-USA
Color: Inflatable Hunk
Fabulous floating pool hunk keeps you cool as you relax in his muscly arms
Sturdy rubber ring inflates to 2.7 x 2.4-Feet
The ultimate pool buddy and he'll even hold your cocktail
Lie back and admire the view
NPW toys and gifts surprise, delight and most of all make you laugh
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Product: FUN delivery Man Akin: Inflatable Talking Boyfriend Husband, Funny Gifts for Women, Bachelorette Party, Valentines
Brand: FUN delivery
Description: Why have an actual man hanging around when you could have something better. Man Akin (get it?) only talks when you want him to, and he only says things you want to hear. He doesn’t leave his dishes in the sink or sit around watching sports when there are chores to be done. At 6’ tall (uninflated) he is life-sized, yet deflates and folds away for convenience or stays inflated so you can sleep on him when you have finished that bottle of champagne all by yourself because you didn’t have to share with an actual man who consumes food and drink. (Man Akin is not a life saving device, but we know plenty of times he has been a life saver.) Some of the 15 things Man Akin says that an actual man might not say: I'm sorry. I was wrong. Let's stop and ask for directions. You do not have too many shoes. Forget the game. Let's watch The Notebook again! Tips for success: Use a pump, not your mouth, to blow up Man Akin. To attach the sound device to the inflated Man Akin's watch area, just peel off the liner and stick it on. Turn the sound on/off by holding the button down until you hear a beep. Press the button briefly to hear what Man Akin has to say. Hold down for one second to turn off. (you will hear 2 beeps.)
LIFE SIZED MAN: not a mini version, Man Akin stands 6' uninflated
GUARANTEED: Check your Man Akin upon delivery for defects. We will replace immediately if there is a defective seam because we want to create smiles and laughter!
16 SAYINGS: Attach the talking "watch" to the inflated man's wrist by removing the liner on the back of the device and sticking it on
USE for bachelorette parties, divorce parties, quarantine boredom, to scare people walking into a room
DO NOT USE FOR a flotation device, relationship advice, an "adult" toy a carpool/diamond lane decoy
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Product: Magic Grow Capsules by JA-RU (6 Packs). Best Growing Animals Dinosaurs Capsules Bath Toys for Kids. 305-6A
Brand: Universal Specialties
Description: Watch as these expandable foam dino creatures and objects magically grow simply by adding water! Your child will look forward each day to see how big they are because they take a few days to reach full size Imagine how excited your child will be waiting and guessing which shape the capsule was! Great toy to keep them entertained while learning patience and commitment Each pack includes 12 capsules of varying animals. Styles may vary Great party favor and Party Supply.
6 Pack 72 Pills of Magic Grow Capsules in Bulk. EXPANDABLE FOAM SEA CREATURES Fish, Animals and Dinosaurs Assorted PILLS: 12 capsules in Each Pack of various Colors & Shape.
Magic Grow Capsules Party Favor Bundle Pack- Is the ultimate party favor set. EASY AND FUN: Best Growing Capsules for Kids. Just drop each capsule into warm or hot water and watch them grow into fun shapes.
Animals Magic Growing Toy Games Play Fun for Kids and Toddlers Boys and Girls. From the Family of Growing Eggs by Jaru, The Originals we are the Creators of Magic Grow Capsules!!!!!! Best Bath Tub Toy.
Each Magic Pill makes a whole different surprise. Stress Relief and Release, Calming, Relaxing, Focus, Concentration, Autism, Anxiety, Sensory toys, Church, Memorial Day Sale, Independence, Classroom Box, Easter Basket, Planner Party Supplies, Treasure Chest Box, For Children Kids boys or Girls & Adults.
USA Brand JA-RU. ASTM Tested. Top Quality & Safety. Party Favor, Giveaways, Prizes, Goodies, Stocking Stuffers, Rewards, Incentives, Pinata Filler, Birthday Bag, Reward, Carnival Christmas Halloween, Summer Camp, Add, ADHD. Cool Stuff Toys in Bulk.
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Product: Drunk Stoned or Stupid [A Party Game]
Brand: Drunk Stoned or Stupid
Color: White
250 prompt cards to decide who is MOST LIKELY TO...
This game can get real. Prepare to call out your friends.
Contains the same cards as the game "WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO..."
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW in "Videos for this product" to see how to play!
For 3+ players and ages 17+
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Product: Ideal Inflatable Husband or Boyfriend Blow Up Novelty Gift
Brand: Forum Novelties
Description: Ideal Inflatable Husband or Boyfriend Blow Up Novelty Gift
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Product: Beard Grow XL | Facial Hair Supplement | Vegan | #1 Mens Hair Growth Vitamins | For Thicker and Fuller Beard
Brand: Delta Genesis
Description: Beard Grow XL is a specially formulated MEN ONLY blend that helps support beard growth with proven and time tested ingredients. #1 Facial Hair Growth Support thats trusted by millions of men worldwide. Supports mustache, beard and sideburn growth. Pair with Beard Fuel XL for ultimate in beard grooming. Beard Grow XL is the World's Best Facial Hair Support Vitamins.
#1 Beard Grow Support Vitamin Formula to promote healthy facial hair growth
Formulated to be 100% Vegan and Vegetarian - No other formulas like it
Special One of a kind MEN only blend
Completely natural non-hormonal formula
Powerful Beard Support Formula that is Proudly Made in the USA
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Product: Forum Novelties Grow a Girlfriend Gag Novelty (Packaging May Vary)
Brand: Forum Novelties
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Product: Boyfriend Pillow The Original Boyfriend Body Pillow Blue
Brand: Boyfriend Pillow
Color: Blue
TOP-QUALITY PILLOW: This superior quality man pillow is as strong and durable as its name would imply; and unlike a fake boyfriend pillow or other novelty gift, this sturdy and well-crafted pillow won’t fall apart or disintegrate after a few uses. Far from being a basic gag gift pillow, this is actually a true and genuine comfortable pillow; a top-quality bed pillow that will help you get a better night’s sleep
AN INFINITE COMFORT: The ultimate cuddle pillow, the Boyfriend Body Pillow is akin to a virtual hug pillow; a thick, ultra-soft fluffy friend culled from pure cotton, that even comes complete with an extended arm like a virtual real man. This is the perfect comfort pillow. Lose yourself in a warm, wonderful embrace of a pillow; one never too weary to cuddle and comfort you
HUGS ARE HEALTHY: The ultimate arm pillow boyfriend is far more than just cute and comfy; it's healthful and beneficial as well. This cotton fiber feather-free pillow does not trigger or aggravate allergies. In addition, its ultra soft cover, which takes the form of a striking light azure T-shirt, won’t itch or irritate your skin.
WE GUARANTEED YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE: We guarantee the quality, craftsmanship and infinite comfort of this pillow. THE PERFECT COMPANION...Don’t you or someone you know want to feel loved? The secret to beating the loneliness...spray a mist of your loved one's favorite cologne, lay back, dream and let the memories flood in
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Product: Grow a Boyfriend
Brand: Unknown
Description: This item is brand new, and has never been used. this is a great item to add to your collection
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Product: Archie McPhee 11761 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle Multi-colored, 8"
Brand: Archie McPhee
Color: Multi-colored
Hours of mindless entertainment
Batteries included
Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle
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Product: Boyfriends
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