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Product: CASOFU Burritos Blanket, Giant Flour Tortilla Throw Blanket, Novelty Tortilla Blanket for Your Family, Soft and Comfortable Flannel Taco Blanket for Kids. (Yellow, 60 inches)
Brand: CASOFU
Color: Yellow
Description: Material: 100% Polyester
Diameter: 60 inches
Description:
1.It's giant! 5 feet diameter. Roll yourself up or with a friend,become a giant human burrito with the Burrito Wrap Blanket
2.INCREDIBLY SOFT AND WARM FLEECE to keep you and your loved ones especially cozy on a crisp night as you wrap up by the fireplace to watch some TV, or spread it out on the ground for a picnic!
3.USE INDOORS OR OUTDOORS to get the most out of this foodie blanket. Your neighbors will be jealous when they see you wrapped up in it - they'll want to be the burrito, too!
4.For Holiday decor Home Decor Purpose like- Tapestry, Wall Hanging,Bedspread, Wall Decor, Wall Art, Bed Cover, Room Divider, Curtain, Table Cloth,College Dorm, Picnic blanket and Beach
5.Great gag gift for kids, tweens, teens and college students,fun at parties, the beach, picnics, camping or just lounging on the couch.
6.Gentle cycle with like colors, tumble dry low and do not iron.
Package Content:
1X Blanket
Incredibly Soft and Warm Fleece - To keep you and your loved ones especially cozy on a crisp night as you wrap up by the fireplace to watch some TV, or spread it out on the ground for a picnic!
Funny Blanket - Have you ever wanted to be a giant tortilla, burrito, or any tortilla based food? Simply lay down inside the blanket and roll yourself up, becoming the burrito that you’ve always wanted to be.
Perfect Gift - This burrito blanket is the perfect gift for your family and friends. It can be used as a sofa blanket, travel blanket, camping blanket, and bed blanket. We have been committed to bringing you the best products, so our blanket presents you with a beautiful gift bag, you can put the blanket in the gift bag before giving it to your lover.
Care Instruction - Please wash this blanket before you use. Machine wash in gentle cycle with cold water, tumble dry on low when needed, never fade and shrink.
Casofu is the first brand to produce and sell burrito blanket, we have always been committed to providing customers with interesting and practical products, and we will continue to make more products to your satisfaction.
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Product: mermaker Burritos Tortilla Blanket 2.0 Double Sided 71 inches for Adult and Kids, Giant Funny Realistic Food Throw Blankets, 285 GSM Novelty Soft Flannel Taco Blanket (Yellow Blanket-Double Sided)
Brand: mermaker
Color: Yellow
Description: The tortilla blankets does look pretty realistic. You look like a tortilla when you lying in the blanket, it's very fun. It is home decor for true Mexican food lovers, even if you are not, you will be crazy about having such a corn blanket, and desire to become burritos.

Expertly tailored with neat stitches on the edge that not only provide a elegant look but also improve the overall durability of the tortilla blanket.

Pattern: Burritos

Material: Flannel

Shape: Round

Size: 47 inches, 60 inches, 71 inches, 80 inches

Package Including:

1 x Tortilla Blanket

Satisfaction Guarantee:

We always provide 100% satisfaction service, if you don’t absolutely love them let us know and we will refund your purchase price. Our service team are 24/7 stand by for any inquiry.
Professional Design: Our giant burritos blanket 2.0 with a more realistic burritos pattern and a comfortable single-layer design, when you are wrapped inside, the soft and warm burritos wrap blanket will make your friends jealous - they also want to be giant human burritos. Funny gifts for teen girl and teen boy.
Size and Material: Unlike other round blanket, this 71-inch burritos swaddle blanket uses high quality flannel fabric of 285 grams per square. The non-fading, lint-free, ultra-soft funny blanket can be used as a wearable blanket, sofa blanket, bed blanket, travel blanket, picnic mat and many other functional blankets.
Cool Gift: This stylish and innovative Mexican burritos tortilla blanket is a cute gifts for teenagers boyfriend, girlfriend or someone you loved. Suitable for parties, camping, various festivals, various scenes. Adults are recommended to use a diameter of 71 inches or 80 inches.
Care Instruction: Please wash this food blanket before you use. Machine wash in gentle cycle with cold water, tumble dry on low when needed, never fade and shrink.
Satisfactory Service: We are a company integrating design, production and sales. We believe that you will be very satisfied with our throw blanket. If there are any quality problems with this novelty blanket, please do not hesitate to contact us directly by email, we will give you a satisfactory answer.
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Product: Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder - Absorbent Drink Coasters Set 6 Pcs - 3 Sayings - Housewarming Gift for Friends - Men, Women Birthday - Cool Home Decor - Living Room, Kitchen, Bar Decorations
Brand: Ultimate Hostess
Color: Novelty Gray
Description: Your living room is probably a wonderfully kept place. But let’s face it, it’s not too exciting either.
What you need is something to brighten things up, to bring a bit of life to it. What you need is a bunch of classy-looking coasters with sarcastic language on them.
Luckily we’ve got just the thing you need with this six-pack of funny - filled stone coasters!
What’s so great about these coasters then?
Everything! Apart from the entertainment factor these are some well-made coasters that are as useful as they are fun.
Here’s a few of their features:
- Made from high-quality liquid-absorbent porcelain stone that will minimize spillage. - Cork underside that won’t scratch and grips the table surface to keep your drink in place. - Three outrageous designs included in each order (most competitors only give one design!), giving you the choice of which insult you want to be waiting for your guest when they lift their cup to take a drink. - Comes with an attractive wrought-metal style black holder that can keep all your coasters together neatly (again, not something most competitors give you!).
Perfect giftable present!
What do you get the person who has everything? Or worse yet, what do you get for someone you don’t like much but still need to buy for?
These can be tough present-buying situations and it can seem like there’s no easy way out…until now!
With these fantastic coasters all your gift-giving nightmares are over. Gift them for birthdays, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, White Elephant exchange, housewarming, or shower. Just make sure they have a sense of humor!
So what are you waiting for?
With their serious quality and serious fun-factor these coasters are a great conversation piece and party starter.
You know the score so why wait more?
Go ahead - order today and bring your home to life!
✅ Be the life of the party - We’re pretty sure boring will NOT be one word used to describe your house when you entertain with these coasters. It’s a hilarious way to remind people to keep their drinks off the table and get a few free laughs too!
✅ Be fancy and stuff - Don’t be that person that gets water stains on your table tops - get your fancy on with these drink coasters and instantly turn your ‘eh space into a fun, interesting, sophisticated and unique hangout. Be that trendsetter!
✅ Triple the fun - Well, not that...but you do get three different sayings with this set to match the personalities of each of your guests. Why have 1 when you can have 3!
✅ Dont be cheap - Don’t look stingy by gifting some random coasters. With this set you will look like the man/woman with this complete gift set of coasters with an included holder! Your friends will be soooo impressed by how much thought you put into their gift.
✅ Yeah, it protects your table too - Funny ✔ Creative ✔ Giftable ✔ Makes you super cool ✔ Funny Room Decoration ✔ All that and it does in fact protect your table too!
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Product: Lightning Reaction Shocktato Party Game - The Hilariously Funny Game of Shocking Potato
Brand: Lightning Reaction
Color: Multicoloured
Description: Shocktato - A Shocking Fun Party Game! This easy to pack game is a great addition to your game closet. Bring it with you on your next camping trip or pull it out for family time. The Shocktato is the next step in the classic game of Hot Potato. Shocktato - A Shocking Fun Party Game! This easy to pack game is a great addition to your game closet. Bring it with you on your next camping trip or pull it out for family time. The Shocktato is the next step in the classic game of Hot Potato. 3 Game Modes: EXTREME - silence is freaky, be ready for a shocking finish. NORMAL - when the music stops, prepare to the shocked! LAME - For the weak at heart! Only music. Overview: Designed like the nostalgic Hot Potato game played with a hot potato, the Shocktato will add a jolt to any party or give you an electrifying experience just having fun with friends and family. When in use the Shocktato emits an electric shock to those caught with the Tato in hand at the end of a round. Pass the Shocktato back and forth like a hot potato, hoping you're not the one who receives the shocking experience! The last player in the round gets an electric shock with enough of a jolt to assure the other players know who has been eliminated from the game. Anticipating when the jolt will come adds excitement and energy to any game play. Shockingly Exciting: Getting shocked by an electric potato sounds like a dangerous dare! Shocktato emits a shock that will excite even the most macho player ... but don't worry, the only real damage will be to the ego! Remember, this product emits a real electric shock that may interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers. Do NOT play/use if you suspect either you or any player/user could suffer from epilepsy, a heart condition, any similar or related illness, or are pregnant. Batteries Not Included: Needed; 2 AAA batteries (not included)
SHOCKING FUN PARTY GAME - Shocktato is a patented electrifying shocking potato game for 2 or more players taking Hot Potato to the next level. Features 3 modes & a music only option for small kids.
3 GAME MODES: Extreme, The silence is freaky, be ready for a shocking finish. Normal, when the music stops, prepare to be shocked! Lame, For the weak at heart! Only music.
DIRECTIONS - Turn it on with the on button. Then choose the game mode and hit start. Toss it around to see who has the best reaction to the jolt and get ready to laugh.
OBJECTIVE - Select the game mode, press start, and pass the potato as fast as you can so you can avoid the shock. We guarantee a laugh out loud good time. Popular game for teens and adults.
EXTREME SHOCKTATO PRANK - Turn on the Shocktato, select extreme mode, choose an unsuspecting target and hit start. Share with all your friends! Makes a great birthday or party activity.
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Product: Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar
Brand: Pooping Pooches
Description: White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs...too much? This 12 month calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. And who doesn't like a good cause? $1 FROM EACH CALENDAR is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need! The calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches closed and 17 x 11 inches when open. This year's edition features a Dalmatian, Poodle, Portuguese Water Dog, Labradoodle, German Shepherd, Husky and more! The Pooping Pooches dog calendar is the ultimate joke, prank or gag gift.
2022 will not stink with 12 months of Pooping Pooches
$1 from each sale is donated to help a dog in need
17 x 11 inches when open
US Holidays
Real dogs answering nature's call
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Product: DomeStar Christmas Hat, Funny Hat Novelty Santa Hat Crazy Hats Santa Pants Hat
Brand: DomeStar
Color: Christmas Pants Hat
Description: Funny Holiday Hat, Christmas Hat, Hilarious Hat, Novelty Red Pants Cap, Party Accessory Costume Plush Hat
❤️WIDE APPLICATION:
CHRISTMAS GIFTS: give your child as a gift on Christmas Day and give him a surprise.
CHRISTMAS PARTY DECORATION: unique and unusual Christmas decor to have on your head.
❤️FEATURES:
HIGH QUALITY: this hat is made of smooth, soft plush material, this will keep you snuggly warm in those cold winter nights!
❤️SPECIFICATIONS:
MATERIAL: cotton
SIZE: 22"(Head Circumference), 12”(width), 13.3”(height)
QUANTITY: 1
❤️PACKAGE INCLUDES:
1 hat, 1 Christmas card.
❤️EXTRA SERVICES YOU RECEIVED
100% money back guarantee.
Lifetime worry-free warranty.
Friendly customer service.
❤️About DomeXmas
DomeXmas is a brand focusing on producing high quality gift and toy, owned by Rainbow Town. Depending on good quality, environment-friendly and healthy, the products are welcomed by wide occasions. They are commonly used in home decoration, preschool education, festive Gift and any place you can imagine.
It has the advantages of better workmanship, pureness, no smell.
DomeXmas is often committed to producing quality products for making customers have simple happiness feeling. Hope you have same feeling with me.
🎅 Head circumference: 22", height: 13.3", one size fits for adults, teenagers and kids, always gets a laugh!2
🎅 Perfect for crazy hat events, Thanksgiving Day, Halloween or Christmas. Worth every cent!
🎅 Good quality makes pants hat will be nice for a Christmas photo shoot every year.
🎅 The Santa hat which has upside down pants with little Santa boots and glittering belt buckle looks very hilarious.
🎅 Funny hat is a great conversation starter at a Xmas party. Be A real crowd-pleaser! Hit of the night!
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Product: Uniqhia 2021-NEW-VERSION Inflatable Reindeer Antler Ring Toss Game, 2 Anlters & 16 Rings, Christmas Tree Santa Ring Toss for Christmas Party Games, US Patented
Brand: Uniqhia
Color: Brown Anlter
Fun Ring Toss Game for the Family: Add fun to your Christmas party with this inflatable ring toss game. Perfect for Christmas holiday party favors, school day, indoor and outdoor game.
Wonderful Xmas Party Game: Designed in reindeer antlers shape, stylish and cute, each reindeer antler hat has two tethers to prevent the reindeer horn hat from falling, which is a great for kids or adults.
Super Valuable Reindeer Ring Toss Game Set: 2 Inflatable reindeer antler hats; 8 red, 4 green and 4 yellow inflatable rings; 2 red deer noses; and a little air pump
Easy to Inflate and Deflate: Increasing the happy Christmas atmosphere and suit for both kids and adults. Reindeer Antler Hats are 24.8 x 9.8 inches. Rings are 7.2 inch to 7.5 inch.
Great Xmas Christams Gift: Kids ring toss game can help positively channel a child's physical and mental energy, also help a child improve concentration skills.
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Product: Talking President Predicto - Donald Trump Fortune Teller Ball - Lights Up & Talks - Ask YES or NO Question & Trump Speaks The Answer - Like a Next Generation Magic 8 Ball – Christmas Stocking Stuffer
Brand: OUR FRIENDLY FOREST
Description: Did you ever want your very own Fortune Telling Trump? I mean, like, c’mon, who wouldn’t? This big ol’ Trump Ball can not only make predictions, but he will become dear to your heart. Forget the Magic 8 Ball. (If you don’t know what that is, then it worked.) Ask for advice in a YES or NO question: YOU’LL BE AMAZED & TRUMPIFIED WITH THE ANSWER! The Trump Fortune Telling Ball lights up and plays some fortune teller music. The good kind that creeps you out just right. 25 possible answers to guide you to your destiny, trump style. Batteries are included (we’re not old school). Are you going to get a Donald Trump Fortune Teller Ball? “That would be a great thing for all humanity!” - Trump Ball Looks likely that one Is In your future...
𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 - How would you like to know your future, just by asking a simple yes or no question? Introducing President Predicto, the world’s first talking fortune-teller with Donald Trump’s booming voice inside! Fans of traditional Magic 8 Balls or Ouija Boards will love the similar features along with the new ones, like Trump’s REAL VOICE talking back to you in his own words.
𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗬𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗥 𝗡𝗢 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦, 𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗 - With a wave of your hand, you can get 25 possible affirmative, negative, or non-committal answers in Trump’s booming voice! It's so enchanting that you don't even need any physical contact with this ball at all - it will give you the answer it wants without fail. President Predicto makes a great office gift or Christmas present. It even comes with instructions and batteries!
𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗬 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖, 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗨𝗣 & 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 - This supernatural magic ball is not your average toy. The eerie LED lights dance along with the spooky music as Trump answers your questions about your future. It's so easy to carry around that it easily fits inside a purse or backpack wherever you go! Ask him if you dare for one of his many psychic secrets today - they're too good to pass up.
𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗔 𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘 - President Predicto is here to answer all of your most pressing questions with all of Trump’s amazing fortune-telling skills! What will happen in the future? Will Trump 2024 ever come true? Will Santa bring you more Donald J. Trump merchandise for Christmas this year? Ask President Predicto and he'll tell it like it really is!
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧, 𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗟𝗧𝗬 𝗧𝗢𝗬 - The President Predicto is a new toy for anyone who's into fun stuff, like magic eight ball tarot card reading and spirit crystal balls. Trump fans will love it too-- it’s the gift that keeps on giving! It’s not just for gag gifts or other funny trinkets; you can use the President Predicto as your office desk toy to keep things light hearted in your workspace.
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Product: Toilet Golf Potty Time Putter Game - Funny White Elephant Gag Gifts for Adults Men Dad - Stupid Pranks Joke Dirty Christmas Holiday Present Exchange Ideas - Mini Bathroom Putting Green Mat Toy Set
Brand: SYZ
Description: When you're sitting on the porcelain throne, thinking about philosophy, science, and the colonic impact of Mexican food, you can take a break and play a quick game of putt-putt. The SYZ comes with its own putter, green and hole, all in one. You may not be able to hit the toilet when taking a wee, but you can get a hole in one when you making a number two. Playing this toilet putter, putt is one of the few times you can play golf with your pants around your ankles and not get arrested.
It is a one-of-a-kind device made for the toilet golf pro. You may slice on the course, but you're not loafing about in the bathroom. So what if you never score a green jacket at The Masters? There's plenty of TP to create a two-ply crown when you make the putt. It brings a whole new meaning to being a shitty golfer, and your game will never be the same again.
Offers extra practice time with every trip to the bathroom,Great gift for golfers
Includes its own putting green, cup with flag, two golf balls, putter and "Do Not Disturb" door hanger
This Tee Time Novelty Golf Potty Golf Game is the perfect game for the golf lover. Perfect your technique on your down time.
This bathroom mini golf toy game gift set with all its accessories for your toilet golfing putting practice is perfect birthday gift ideas for any avid golfer or golfing fan, or anyone who is passionate and loves golf. The exciting bathroom golf gadgets game adds fun and excitement and is the perfect gift for any golf lover.
It is Simple, Easy and Quick to set up. Here's a great way to work on your game and improve your strokes! Well....or just make that golfing fanatic in your life laugh really hard. A simple and fun way to make any golfer laugh.
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Product: MAUAG Funny Christmas Gifts Unique Coffee Mugs Have a Great Day Cute Cool Ceramic Cup Black, Best Holiday and Birthday Gag Gifts, 12 Oz
Brand: MAUAG
Color: Black
Description: Have A Great Day Mug Christmas Gifts Funny Mother's Day and Father's Day Coffee Mug

The ceramic gift mug mug is a coffee mug with the words 'Have a Great Day' on the mug.

Let me take a drink from my mug and correct your erroneous thinking.
Unsuspecting ceramic mug will flip off everyone as you drink your morning coffee.

The perfect size to enjoy your morning beverage and the perfect gift for your loved ones that special day.

Makes a great gift!
MAUAG christmas gifts funny coffee mug for co-worker dishwasher and microwave safe, can be used for home and office.
High quality ceramic, treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special.
Unsuspecting ceramic mug will flip off everyone as you drink, pranks!
Exquisite fashion, easy-grip with handle, suitable for hot and cold drinks.
Great holiday or birthday gift for your best friend, dad, mom, husband, wife, grandpa, grandma, brother, sister, boss, coworker, boyfriend or girlfriend. This represents an affordable novelty they will appreciate for years.
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Product: Smack a Sack-Stress Relief Ball Sack..Stress Relief Gag Gift by MySack Makes a Great Gag Gift for Funny, Funny Mother's Day, Office Gifts..White Elephant-Stress Ball
Brand: MY SACK
✅ Immediately Relieves Stress: It’s pretty hard to be frustrated while smacking a sack around. Release all that pent-up anger and tension on this stress relief toy. Laughing is sure to follow.
✅ Sturdy Construction: Every MySack is made with high-quality, ultra-suede fabric & industrial-strength stitching. It has a heavy-duty Velcro closure which is double stitched to ensure longevity.
✅ Conversation Starter: You probably don’t realize how many comments you’re about to receive on this funny gag gift (spoiler, a lot). This makes an awesome talking point for two people to share a laugh.
✅ Smack It Till You Smile: Let’s be honest – our co-workers never really grow up. This 8.5” x 5.5” sack is the perfect sized gift to share with an office buddy. It’s sure to be talked about for a long while!
✅ Absolutely 100% Risk-Free Purchase: We wouldn’t feel right keeping your money if you weren’t totally satisfied with MySack. That’s why we make our 30-day return policy easy, painless & fast.
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Product: Drunk Stoned or Stupid [A Party Game]
Brand: Drunk Stoned or Stupid
Color: White
250 prompt cards to decide who is MOST LIKELY TO...
This game can get real. Prepare to call out your friends.
Contains the same cards as the game "WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO..."
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW in "Videos for this product" to see how to play!
For 3+ players and ages 17+
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Product: What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life's Everyday Question (in 50 F*@#ing Recipes) (A What The F* Book)
Description: If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!
Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as:

Scallop Ceviche
Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri
Red Flannel Hash
Vegetarian Cassoulet

Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.
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Product: Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
Brand: Fairly Odd Novelties
Color: Green
PUTT-Y TRAINING - Help even the crappiest golfer improve their putting game while pulling double duty and answering nature's call.
NO CADDY REQUIRED - This set includes everything needed to start playing, meaning you can give your caddy the day off.
HOLE IN ONE - If your short game needs work, then this is a must-have for your private time.
GO PRO - This game set is perfect for beginners or experts alike, and is to bring a smile to anyone's face.
PAR FOR THE COURSE - Like every offering from Fairly Odd Novelties, this is the perfect novelty / gag gift for Christmas, birthdays, or company / white elephant parties.
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Product: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Brand: Three Rivers Press
Color: White
Three Rivers Press CA
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Product: Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll - Funny Novelty Gag for Democrats and Republicans - 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 200 Full-Color Image Sheets in Each Roll - Hilarious White Elephant Roll
Brand: Gagster
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE TOILET PAPER GREAT AGAIN! Unique & clever political gift! Trump toilet paper!
DONALD TRUMP’S FACE TOILET PAPER IN FULL COLOR – the face of “The Donald” printed on each square throughout the entire roll
SOFT & ABSORBENT TRUMP BATHROOM ROLLS – 3 PLY, 200 SHEETS PER ROLL: It can serve you as a gift, or serve the original TP purpose in your bathroom!
FUNNY NOVELTY GAG TOILET PAPER GIFT: Get the most amusing political gag gift for your friends who love him or simply hate him and spread some laughter. A novelty and naughty gift for both men and women that can be used as a decorative roll as well!
TRUMP TOILET PAPER PROUDLY MADE IN CHINA – AND WE WILL MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT (Not really): This toilet paper roll is proudly made in China, which is Donald Trump’s favorite country. Do not compromise with anything less than perfection when it comes to your funny bathroom toilet papers!
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