Search query: donald desaulniers

Product: FAILED LAWYER, POMPOUS ANGEL
Description: Recently retired and unjustly arrested and humiliated for indecent exposure, elderly attorney Paul Lang concludes that his life has been worthless ever since his wife died thirty years earlier. Sitting in his dumpy house trailer drinking beer, Paul decides to end his life. Just as he is about to pull the trigger, an angel named Desmond appears to persuade Paul not to kill himself. This is the story of that intervention.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who has penned more than 75 novels, most of which deal with the legal profession. Please check out his Author Page on Amazon. Each novel is available as an E-Book and in Paperback form.
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Product: TY WARD'S ROUGH JUSTICE: BOOK 8 IN TY WARD ADVENTURE SERIES
Description: This is the 8th novel in the TY WARD ADVENTURE SERIES about Ty Ward, a 300 pound retired bodyguard who has finally found the quiet normal life he'd been craving for so many years. Tragedy suddenly jerks away that idyllic existence when Ty's girlfriend is murdered. When he discovers who was responsible for Tracey's death, only Ty's unique brand of rough justice can set things right.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who has published more than 75 novels, all of which are published exclusively through Amazon. Please check out his Author Page on Amazon for details about each book.
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Product: SHUT THAT LAWYER UP
Description: Craig Johnson's dream job as a part-time attorney for a Detroit law firm turns into a complete nightmare when his bosses set him up to take the fall in a money laundering scheme. Craig tries to defend himself but things get downright dangerous when his employers get the orders to SHUT THAT LAWYER UP.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer with a quirky sense of humor who has penned more than 70 novels. Please check out his Author Page on Amazon for details about each of these books.
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Product: BEVY OF BEAUTIES (FINDING LOVE AFTER LOSS)
Description: Devastated after his young wife's death, Johnny Lafreniere leaves rural Maine to escape the heartache and constant memories of his beloved Gracie. When his car breaks down on his journey to nowhere, Johnny figures that Harrison, Arkansas is as good a place as any to start a new life. His new city turns out to contain a bevy of beauties. Could a new love emerge?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian writer who has penned more than seventy novels. Please check out his Author Page on Amazon for details about those books.
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Product: DIE NOW OLD MAN
Description: Jerry Smith, an 81 year old retired lawyer, foolishly believes that his only problem is the competency hearing coming up tomorrow in which his spendthrift step-daughter, Diane is seeking to gain control of Jerry's finances. Jerry realizes that Diane will squander his savings in short order if the court approves her application, but Jerry is blissfully unaware that if the judge denies the motion, then Jerry's life will quickly be immersed in mortal danger. Some old men just refuse to die soon enough to satisfy their relatives.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who resides in the beautiful small city of Belleville, Ontario with his lovely British wife, Jane and their cat. Donald has penned more than 70 novels since his retirement.
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Product: ADVICE TO STUDENTS FROM AN OLD FART: (Surviving University)
Description: Retired Canadian lawyer Donald Desaulniers has recently marked his 50th year since graduating from the University of Waterloo in 1968. That milestone prompted him to wonder what lessons he had learned over the course of his life that would have been helpful to know when he was in university. This short essay describes three simple lessons that might assist students today in surviving their university years.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian attorney who resides in the picturesque small city of Belleville, Ontario with his lovely British wife, Jane and their cat, Charlie. Donald has penned more than fifty novels since his retirement in 2009.
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Product: SWEET ROMANCE BACK HOME: (A Clean & Wholesome Romance)
Description: This is a sweet romantic story about trust overcoming vicious lies.
While working on a fashion cruise, gorgeous young model Sheranda Swanson is swamped with temptation when wealthy fashion heir Robert du Villiers sets his sights on her. Little does Sheranda know that if she spurns Robert's advances, he will use every ounce of his cunning to turn Sheranda's sweet romance back home with Eric into a rancid nightmare.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian attorney who has penned more than fifty novels since his retirement. These books are available exclusively at Amazon in E-Book and/or Paperback form. Please check out Donald's author page on the Amazon website.
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Product: THE LORD SNATCHES AWAY: (A MODERN TRAGEDY)
Description: Some perfect relationships are doomed.
For young Las Vegas attorney Paul Skelding, a chance meeting with lovely Amber Anderson leads to romance and the prospect of an idyllic life of shared love. It truly seems like a match made in Heaven.
But even Heaven can be tricked by evil masquerading as pious devotion to God.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who has penned more than fifty novels, all of which are available as E-Books and in Paperback form.
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Product: VANISHING LAWYER #2 (UNWANTED WITNESS) (Vanishing Lawyer Series)
Description: This is the 2nd novel in the 6-book VANISHING LAWYER SERIES about John Carverton, a retired Canadian lawyer who suddenly found himself plunked into his hometown in a parallel world in which he had never been born. John witnesses a car accident near his dumpy apartment. Someone with both power and money wants John to lie about what he saw. Since lawyers never lie, John is thrown into a complex and dangerous series of events in which he must keep his unique secret hidden from the government and the media. The last thing John wants is to be some sort of circus freak in this alternate realm.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who has penned more than 75 novels. Please check out his Author Page on Amazon.
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Product: PARADE OF DEAD LAWYERS: (A Lighthearted Murder Mystery)
Description: Larry Ward retired as a real estate lawyer when he won a lottery three years ago, and now he's having a ball in retirement. When five local real estate attorneys die within a short period of time, Larry poses the theory that a serial killer may be responsible. He is mocked as a senile old pest until someone attacks Larry with a nightstick. Folks could understand someone wanting to rid the world of divorce lawyers, but what possible motive could drive anyone to exterminate mild-mannered harmless real estate attorneys?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who lives in the beautiful small city of Belleville, Ontario with his lovely British wife, Jane and their cat. Always a proponent of quantity over quality, Desaulniers has penned more than seventy novels, most of which poke fun at the legal profession that everyone loves to loathe. Check out his many other novels on Amazon. All are available as E-Books and in paperback form at outrageously low prices.
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Product: LAWYER IN THE TOILET: (Legal Humiliation)
Description: If you detest the legal profession, then you might enjoy this sad story.
Once a successful Toronto attorney, a failed investment venture abruptly drove Carl Smith into bankruptcy and divorce three years ago when he was only 59. His plunge down the ladder of success continues and eventually lands Carl in a minimum wage job swabbing toilets in a fast food restaurant under the supervision of a sadistic young tyrant. That form of cruel humiliation can't end well for a proud former lawyer. Be prepared for a good cry.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who normally writes about older attorneys in the profession that virtually everyone loathes. He has published more than fifty novels as E-Books and Paperbacks exclusively on Amazon. Please check out his Author Page for a complete listing of his novels and details about each story.
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Product: DIVERGENT LAWYER: (Frugal Lawyer, Flashy Lawyer)
Description: Ronald Smith is a wealthy retired Canadian lawyer but a hopeless cheapskate. After he is severely mugged, what emerges out of the resulting coma is a lavish spender with no memories of his previous insanely frugal life. Eventually the two opposite personalities begin meeting in shared dreams in a Las Vegas hotel room and instantly detest each other. Throw in a romance with a lovely lady from Chicago and the hilarious battle is on to win the girl's heart and defeat the hated rival.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who writes mainly about the legal profession that everyone loves to loathe. He has published more than fifty novels on Amazon. Please check out his Author Page for a complete listing of his novels and details about each story.
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Product: SLIMY LAWYER (SLIMY LAWYER SERIES Book 1)
Description: Everyone calls Slymon Robichaud by his nickname "Slimy" and for good reason. He's both a lawyer and a complete scoundrel ready to take advantage of any opportunity to shaft a fellow human being. It's possible that Slimy has finally met his match when he sits beside Georgina Cole on a flight to Las Vegas. Old Slimy is in for a wild ride.
This is the first novel in the "Slimy Lawyer Series" about Slimy and his always shady antics. In chronological order, the stories in the six-novel series are "SLIMY LAWYER", "SLIMY SUES AMERICA", "SLIMY GETS SHAFTED", "SLIMY GETS DISBARRED", "SLIMY TASTES THE GOOD LIFE" and "SLIMY LAWYER CHECKS OUT".

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who loves to write about the legal profession.
Like most greedy attorneys, Donald is a strong proponent of quantity over quality. He has published more than two million words as E-Books on Amazon and touts himself as Canada's most prolific obscure author. He has penned more than two dozen novels about attorneys, each of which offers a less than penetrating glimpse into that universally despised profession of rascals. Many of the novels are now available in paperback form (at outrageously low prices).
Check out his Author Page for a complete listing of all his published drivel and details about each novel.
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Product: FAKE LAWYER: (Identity Swap)
Description: Rupert is a lonely loser. He works in a small factory in Hamilton, Ontario for minimum wage, lives in a tiny dump and spends his spare time alone reading voraciously or watching TV. When his employer abruptly closes the plant and ships production to Bangladesh, Rupert discovers that his high school education is insufficient to secure another full time job. Deciding to leave Hamilton, Rupert is thrown into a series of unique and complex situations, the combination of which results in Rupert working as a lawyer in a small town in northern Pennsylvania. What could possibly go wrong when an ordinary bloke pretends to be a lawyer?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Donald W. Desaulniers is a Canadian lawyer who operated his law practice in the beautiful city of Belleville, Ontario from 1973 until his retirement in 2009. He has penned more than sixty novels, most of which are about attorneys. Each novel is available as an E-Book and in Paperback form.
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Product: THE LIPPY LAWYER'S ROMANCE: (Mr. Smart Mouth)
Description: Richard Dyck is a 37 year old lawyer who has just moved from a small town to the big city where he has accepted a position at a prestigious downtown Toronto law firm and has rented a tiny condominium apartment. Richard has an inconvenient personality disorder and blurts out inappropriate comments. Anita Weston lives in an opulent penthouse suite in the same building. She also suffers from a similar affliction and is unable to control her insulting mouth. Their chance meeting in the underground parking garage sparks an outrageous confrontation which spins out of control into a fierce rivalry to best each other through the use of tasteless practical jokes. The lippy lawyer has clearly met his match.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian real estate lawyer from Belleville, Ontario where he operated his legal practice from 1973 until 2009. He graduated in 1968 from University of Waterloo with a BA (majoring in Philosophy), and in 1971 received his LLB from University of Western Ontario Law School. Donald was called to the Ontario legal bar in 1973. The author still resides in Belleville with his lovely British wife, Jane. He has published more than seventy novels, most of which are about the legal profession. See Amazon's "Author Page" to find details of Donald's other books.
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Product: CRAZY OLD LAWYER: (A Talking Skin Tag)
Description: Attorney Carl Danson wakes up on his eightieth birthday and quickly realizes that he has finally gone bat-shit crazy when the skin tag on Carl's waist introduces himself as Drake and begins to have conversations with Carl. Even worse, Drake proves to be a terrible influence and talks Carl into doing ridiculous pranks whenever alcohol is involved.
Will this unusual duo wind up committed to an institution, or can their new friendship actually bring them comfort?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Lance Majestik is a pen name used by a retired Canadian lawyer as a means of publishing a few short novels anonymously.
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