English: c eleven dash p one

International: c eleven dash p two

English: please call stella ask her to bring these things with her from the store six spoons of fresh snow peas five thick slabs of blue cheese and maybe a snack for her brother bob we also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids she can scoop these things into three red bags and we will go meet her wednesday at the train station

International: please call stella ask her to bring these things with her from the store six spoons of fresh snow peas five thick slabs of blue cheese and maybe a snack for her brother bob we also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids she can scoop these things into three red bags and we will go meet her wednesday at the train station

English: okay now for a regular conversation so uh would you rather go to the beach today or do club golf discuss

International: is that uh i mean realistically i would rather go to the beach today

English: yeah the weather's actually quite nice i feel like we haven't had sun like this we had like one day of sun in like three weeks you know

International: i mean obviously but it's been i'd rather go right now as well as everybody is going there and (()) a little bit grim

English: yeah

International: especially in this time staying inside

English: yeah that's true i mean we could just go after this you know what's stopping us

International: i mean we could after a after this yeah but and i'll say everybody's like saying oh yeah go bourbon and all that stuff like nobody really cares

English: people going bourbon oh my god that sounds atrocious yeah

International: it sounds really grim i would not wanna go there

English: another right another night at rascals

International: no never again i know you're a big promo <overlap> you're the big big promoter there but

English: yeah <overlap> of course well the big promoter is right here with me but

International: i mean please do not ever mention that ever again

English: yeah no well it's kind of funny to think they'll be analyzing this conversation but anyway <laugh> yeah

International: i'm seeing a great i'm seeing a great question here i'm not gonna lie it's uh

English: what's the question

International: it's is there a particular food you used to like as a child i'm quite tempted by that

English: ooh okay tell me about a particular food you used to like when you were a child then

International: i mean i mean i mean depends when 'cause i think when i was in ukraine i would definitely say it was like the dumpling <foreign>

English: <foreign> yeah

International: <foreign> is like more polish i'd say

English: well actually are they like all these all these all these dumplings of eastern european origin

International: i mean they're just all just realistically they're all just like lamb or beef or pork with stuffed with herbs which i mean depends obviously by differently depending where you're from but it's realistic realistically that with very thick outer crust and most of the time you'll have cream uh sour cream with them and they are so good they're delicious

English: that does sound pretty good if i hadn't just eaten an entire pepperoni pizza i could definitely scran a few of those

International: how do you not have that you must have that in romania like some form or version of it

English: they're not really big when they're dumplings actually

International: are they not

English: yeah they have well the closest thing we have is something called um <foreign> but it's not like a dumpling it's like wrapped in those like banana leaves you know

International: yeah

English: so it's like it's beef or mints or whatever but it's wrapped in the leaves and then you

International: banana leaves

English: not banana leaves i don't know why i said that

International: the cabbage right sort of

English: yeah cabbage cabbage leaves and like you boil the leaves and you cook the meat and then you wrap them in and it's like a a dumpling but with a leaf on the outside and you eat that with like sour cream and stuff and that's pretty good

International: oh my god (())

English: that's like that's like what we eat at christmas for some reason i have no idea it's not a christmas food but it's just my grandmother my dad okay the way my grand my mom's mother makes them reminds my dad a lot of the way his mom used to make them

International: that's <overlap>

English: and he's always like oh you can't find them authentically made here so it doesn't bother me she likes the way she does them so he'll just eat like loads of those at christmas like i've never we haven't done a christmas turkey for like ten years it's always just a bunch of romanian food for some reason

International: yeah you you watch die hard as well for christmas which is like honestly the best family tradition like who cares

English: yeah no it's great it started like maybe like five or six years ago my sister was like ''oh let's watch die hard'' and then i said i'd never watched it everyone goes oh <overlap> so we watched die hard and yeah it's it's the best tradition but i think my favorite

International: how is that is that just a you thing being like very special

English: i think it's quite an american thing

International: watching die hard

English: it's like you watch home alone or the the scrooge mcduck one or whatever that's called or die hard but i remember a few years ago there was one time where we watched die hard one and everyone kinda like fell asleep from a food coma and then my dad was like okay he just put on die hard two so we watched die hard one at like four o'clock and then about twenty minutes into die hard two i just passed out and fell asleep on the couch and this <overlap> six thirty i wake up around midnight and i'm like what's going on and my dad is like seventy percent of the way through die hard four he just watched like all four of them back to back <laugh> (()) everybody else is asleep he was just there like oh well time for die hard three oh well time for die hard four

International: he's an absolute specimen he should not be let out of the house

English: yeah i dunno that was that was a great christmas i think that was that was like the first corona christmas he just fully lost it

International: do you think actually like fucking lost it throughout corona it's like oh my god

English: almost almost certainly went a tad insane

International: i mean any man would lo would is insane when they watch die hard four i'm not gonna lie

English: yeah you can actually watch bruce willis get like more and more bold as the films go through it's quite fun

International: <laugh> you can just track the male pattern baldness <laugh> <no-speech> track it on the tv screen

English: oh i just saw someone outside with the new have you seen the new like airpod headphones

International: what no never in my life

English: you should look them up after this but they're really gucci they're like they they have that like old like eighties fancy headphone like hi fi design but they they're like six hundred quid as well but apparently they're really good but also you look like a complete tool wearing them

International: i think people said that about airpods everybody's wearing that right now

English: that is true that is that's very true

International: like have you ever like people like

English: people people when they first came out people mocked them so hard and now they're just everywhere

International: i was one of them i used to mock them everywhere and here i am

English: to be fair i remember when i first got airpods it's like cause i tried to like like back then beats had some like wireless earbuds and stuff and they've probably gotten a lot better now but they're like sony ones back in twenty sixteen or whatever they were complete shit they were falling out of your ears

International: yeah they were terrible

English: and they were painful

International: they hurt they were

English: and you get airpods and it's just like boop connected to my phone easy peasy

International: exactly and as well as that like oh my god like you can literally like do walk i think like ten meters something like that and nobody cares it's going to be fun

English: yeah

International: remember that brings up remember the whole like google glasses thing that came out that whole thing that was so dumb

English: yeah i never i never worked out why that didn't actually become a big thing remember smosh made a video where they like roasted

International: yeah

English: the hell out of it but then they never actually like made them

International: probably cause you number one probably like a tool just wearing that and second of all you just

English: i'm also almost certain that like every single person or the like lab rats they had doing them got some kind of like retinal cancer or something

International: probably they probably have like cataracts

English: google google they uh they like their vision was just ruined and google probably hushed them

International: just no there's no google glasses 'cause nobody's tried to like do it ever since

English: yeah they did look pretty dumb

International: i mean yeah they looked really you look like an absolute tool walking around with that but it's fine i'm not gonna judge

English: um see what else we have in the old prompt section

International: <lipsmack> some beautiful questions that i'm seeing

English: did you have a favorite book or film or tv show or cartoon as a child what was it about

International: ah absolutely adventure time supremacy all the way honestly still

English: <laugh> adventure time

International: to this day to this day adventure time supremacy

English: it is pretty great

International: it's amazing when have you ever seen like as a kid watching that coming back from school i just watched that that was amazing

English: adventure time i read this book when i was a kid called um do you ever read this jay the phantom toll booth

International: i've heard of that i've heard of that

English: it's like a very

International: very vaguely

English: it's very classic like eight year old boy book but it's super fucking jarring because it's basically like this kid that goes into like an alternate dimension where maths there's like a bunch of weird superheroes that all have like math power he's like a math wizard and stuff

International: yeah

English: and there was this one kid who would just go around like floating in mid air

International: of course

English: and the main character sees him and he goes why are you floating in mid air and then he says um you know how when you grow up as you get taller your like vantage point is constantly changing throughout the years 'cause you're getting taller and taller and he says he comes from a species where everyone starts with their head where (()) up and your legs just go down <laugh> and eventually you touch the ground like it's like oh that makes way more sense because now i always look at things the same way i thought that was such a weird idea

International: i'm just going to like try i'm just going to imagine like a like a primary school teacher trying to explain to the kids that this is somehow normal just to any child

English: yeah imagine being a primary school teacher and all these like six year old boys who will grow up to be d one athletes they're just like hovering way above you and you're like

International: it's like what are you doing like imagine like that child is like imagine like the children are like super small like it's going to be like a foot level of the d one

English: yeah

International: just playing football with their head floating about

English: yeah <overlap>

International: wait but what what was like your i i can see you as a very like big movie man what was like your like formatting movie as a kid

English: as a kid i don't know it's quite tough i feel like i probably did watch loads of movies as a kid but a lot of them were like dumb like disney films and stuff

International: yeah

English: you know i'm not gon i used to love um you know the the jim carrey movie the mask

International: oh the mask was so good

English: i found that so funny i think i've watched that like twenty times over the years

International: it's amazing

English: the scene where he starts dancing and does like the little conga routine it's just

International: oh my god yes

English: oh it's just lose it every single time

International: and the soundtrack to it is so good <overlap> soundtrack is amazing

English: yeah it's great and he has so many goofy uh noises and movements and stuff with hammers and his explosions

International: but it's like it reminds me remember i remember watching as a kid like the whole like i remember my teacher showed me the the what was it again the wizard of oz and i real and i learned like ten years later that apparently like all

English: oh yeah

International: the characters got massive amounts of skin cancer from the mercury in the paints because the lighting was so poor

English: oh the actual actors

International: yeah

English: that's kind of fucked up

International: and like got like massive amounts of radiation damage

English: i can't believe that musical is still running wicked

International: wicked oh my god yeah i remember watching that at the west end

English: i like i remember being a kid walking around london and you see the ads for that there's that and the lion king who is like how can there still be demand how has everyone not watched them already

International: but i think it's such a cult thing it's like it's like disney movies like people will just rewatch them whenever so but like in the in the play industry

English: yeah

International: they just have to like keep it

English: yeah i guess so they're like <overlap>

International: because you don't see that in countries that just like are not like english speaking like you only ever see that in like

English: <overlap>

International: english speaking countries like when have you ever seen that in like greece

English: <overlap> the musical

International: like americans americans

English: i went to see i went to see uh a performance of mama mia in greece and it was just like the gayest thing i've ever seen they went super camp with it it was hilarious because you had this like

International: i love it

English: tiny blonde greek girl and there were like forty dudes because you know how like each of the three dudes that thinks it's her dad it's like slightly different

International: yeah

English: like colin firth or colin farrell or whatever is like a businessman and then one of the guys is like a hippy and then one of and then this one like guy who's like a bit normal and it always hints that this dude is like clearly the father but they just never say it

International: yeah of course

English: i might be completely misremembering mama mia but that's what happened in the play anyway

International: no i think

English: and i think that um

International: i think that was what happend

English: it was super funny because it was just like in this play it was basically three gay dudes all dressed in like sequins with one was like fully purple one was fully

International: that's awesome

English: green and one was fully pink

International: that's so awesome

English: and they would just do all these dances on stage it was hilarious

International: but and it must've just like did you did you understand all of it or were you just <overlap> it's like oh

English: yeah well because a lot of it was just they were just singing the songs

International: oh were they singing in english or were they like adapted to greek

English: i think i think most of them they adapted to greek but like the famous ones they kept in english like mama mia they sang in english and um what's the one they sing when they're in the ocean like don't go like that lay all your lay all your love on me i think that one they kept in english

International: i don't know finding nemo i don't know

English: finding nemo that's a weird that's a movie i haven't watched since i was like a little kid and all i remember

International: right it's <overlap> you have to watch it

English: it's like a fever dreamy details

International: did you ever see in finding nemo in the swedish one at the at the very end

English: no i've never actually seen the swedish version of finding nemo

International: i haven't either but it's this whole thing at the end i think it i think it's at the end it's like it's like the end of it it just says slut and that's the end of it

English: slut

International: it's just in one frame it just says the word slut in the ocean it's amazing

English: is that how you say the end in swedish

International: probably not it probably means something (()) like it's imagine that we're watching a really emotional kids movie and all of his family dies looking for his wife he's met a really like special friend and now it's just like it just says slut at the end

English: excellent

International: from <overlap>

English: and with that that's been fifteen minutes i think we can call it a day excellent conversation

International: it's like a i feel like i'm on a joe rogan podcast

English: yeah yeah that was good fun all right come back round i'll finish the recording now toodles

International: <overlap> toodles

English: bye bye