Charles Parr, on the Tue, 20 Apr 93 21:25:10 GMT wibbled:

: >If Satan rode a bike (CB1000?) would you stop to help him?

: Of course! We riders have to stick together, you know...Besides,
: he'd stop for me.

: Satan, by the way, rides a Vincent. So does God.

: Jesus rides an RZ350, the Angels get Ariels, and the demons
: all ride Matchless 500s.

: I know, because they talk to me through the fillings in my teeth.

: Regards, Charles
: DoD0.001
: RZ350
: -- 
: Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
: separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
: struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
: gourd. --Unknown net.person


I think that the Vincent is the wrong sort of bike for Satan to ride.
Honda have just brought out the CB1000 (look in BIKE Magazine) which
looks so evil that Satan would not hesitate to ride it.  17-hole DMs,
Levi 501s and a black bomber jacket.  I'm not sure about the helmet,
oh, I know, one of those Darth Vader ones.  There you go.  Satan.
Anybody seen him lately?  Just a cruisin'?

God would ride a Vincent White Lightning with rightous injection.
He'd wear a one-piece leather suit with matching boots, helmet and gloves.
--

Nick (the Righteous Biker)  DoD 1069  Concise Oxford  New (non-leaky) gearbox

M'Lud.