
Hah.  Newbie bait.  Everyone knows the first motorcycle
wasn't built until 1893 - there _were_ no pre-'80's motorcycles!


You've been watching too much Northern Exposure.


Why?  Because our wheels are repairable?


Humph.  Obviously, more bait.  Everyone knows you don't discard
Maytag boxes.  Even after they've become uninhabitable, they're
make a great poor boy's mechanic's creeper.

CX500?  Whazzat?


Okay.  Let's hear you squeal like a pig.


Beware fanatical preaching, lest the residents of Waco, Texas set up
a huge salad bar in your honor...