
Poppy cock!  This story is obviously a complete fabrication, and I'll show
you why...

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This establishes that the story takes place in Iowa.
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In Iowa?!?!?  Come on now Dan, how dumb do you think we are?  You could
have at least thrown in a llama or tennis ball reference.  Hell, you
didn't even get the speed right.

Dean

ps. :-)
