Sadly his new OCCC home will cost the taxpayers $90k+ a year. Cheaper to buy an one way ticket to (D)etroit and zip tie a deed to his neck to one of those famous $1 homes (D)etroit auctions off. Besides, it'll knock some sense and responsibility into the kid when he discovers the joys of having to fight for his life trying to escape from the crack head neighbors in (D)etroit.

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