Blizzards probably weren't added until the '80s or '90s.  The soft serve cone is the heart and soul of any soft serve place and always have been.

But it's a fair point that few of the hipster/foodie-oriented places have vanilla, though they all serve a simple cone, I believe.  That still would have been a better comparison.  You've still lost your fucking mind.

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