HAL is already working on digital toilets and toilet paper dispenser.

- Once you close the restroom door, you must swipe your credit card. Timer immediately starts charging $2.50 per minute, always rounding up.

- Digital toilet paper dispenser charges $.10 per square of toilet paper. Minimum purchase is $5.

Think it can't happen? Clearly you have no idea just how greedy HAL is.

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