It's all in a mind set. Let's enjoy our drunkards. They really don't cost much. A van to pick them up if they are laying around passed out, a few ambulance trips for spice induced coma, no big deal. We can afford to have lots and lots of bums and panhandlers. In fact it might be nice to have a group on every street corner. We should all donate to Beans and Brother Francis. We've got a good start and we can build that by supporting and growing our inebriant population. Let's make everything free if they will just refuse to shower, work, or contribute in any way. Drinking must be encouraged. Anchorage can be known the world over as The City of Vagrants. Tourists will come from far and wide just to see it for themselves. Advertising a free come as you are party atmosphere will help. Free food, lovely parks, excellent panhandling locations, and a welcoming city. Let's enjoy our drunkards, they really are nice people.

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