2 problemos. Parisian are goddamned snotty and don't care about you. ISIS is active there. French food is overhyped. But if you don't mind now is the time to go with less crowds and paranoid cops. The coffee shops are way too crowded, and the forking French get very pissed at you if you speak English. No kidding. Mudderforkers extremis. Maybe that's why ISIS hates them. Go Orient. Or Chunnel to wonderfully nice England. The people there are so pleasant and love to talk to you like New Yorkers. Glad Great Britain ruled the world and spread the English language. Oh yeah. FARK FORK FUUUUK YOU UNITED.

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