A party of five tourists from Nome, accompanied by an old-timer chef, travel by snowmachines to Fairbanks. During the first day goings-on, the tourist are rude and obnoxious. That evening, the chef includes a handful of moose nuggets to the stew. He asks the tourists, "How's the stew?" Their answer, "Tastes like moose shit!" Just then the chef pulls out a revolver and says, "The next complaint will be met with lead." Along the trail the following day, no rude behavior and all is quiet. That night the chef adds more nuggets to the stew. No complaints. Third night, the chef adds more nuggets. Still, no complaints. Fourth night, just outside Fairbanks, the chef asks, "How's the stew?" The tourists reply, "Tastes like moose shit...but good!"

Labels: moderation: toxicity, obscene