Well, if you really need a baggage handler and someone to fend off the press while you are busy communicating with the other posters back in Eugene, I guess I could become available, as long as I am provided with the usual City employment benefits, of course.  

I do think part of your platform should be to seek out additional Sister Cities in South America and Western Europe, however.  There are your second and subsequent terms to be considered.

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