OMG! who is going to deal with all of the cracked windshield violators?  What about those diabolical defective tail-light violators that are certainly going to do us all in?  Don't even get me started with the "light bulb out on the rear license plate miscreants" who are obviously planning to conquer us with their organized crime syndicates?  Darkly tinted WINDSHIELDS??? Give me a freakin brake I bet they're smoking marijuana behind those tinted windshields all while conspiring to corrupt my children. No troopers in Girdwood?  Cats and dogs will soon be living together within 6 months I dare anybody to prove me wrong!  "Jane get me OFF this crazy thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"

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