Week 1 Schedule of "Meaningful" New Police Chief According to BetterOffDead:

Monday - Find desk, log into computer.  Fill out HR forms.

Tuesday - Completely re-write entire police force rules and procedures, unilaterally alter compensation packages, contract law be damned.

Wednesday - Chew gum, kick ass.  File requisition for more gum because all out of gum.

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