You can always tell a WAPO story. Rather than sounding like a news article is it sounds like a dime novel. 

The dirty filthy Jaba the Trump raised his slime covered lazer to slay sweet Princess Hillary but using only the power of her great mind the delicate princess bent the beam and it hit the filth cover Republican guard instead saving to world with just a bat of her beautiful eye lashes. 

Donald is a pig, that has been known almost as long as the fact that Hillary every bit as bad and more.

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