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" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] The most hateful, spiteful, bitter confession of undying love. DELAY0=0 RESPONSE0: There is some inescapable part of me that yearns for you- and not just for your rough, cracked hands to lift my head by my intrusive chin and tell me that I'm handsome, or to run them down my arms and back up again, teasing me (encouraging me, even) to let go, and give in- but there's an element to me that flows through my body like sticky sweet blood that powers me, it moves me. And you know it. You know that you drive me insane. I'm sorry that I can't give it all back to you. But you know that you have this ability to drive me wild and you manipulate it like you do me; every move is planned and has its purpose, like you're folding me into origami- a sitting duck, floating on a pool that's drenched in your aura, your fucking charm. You disgust me. But, you rule me. I'm a slave to you. If you held my head down in that pool, I'd be blessed and rather then cry out "dear God, save me!" I'd only find the words to thank him for giving me what I've always wanted. You. I want you. Unfortunately for me, God has abandoned me- or at least he doesn't acknowledge me and that's more then I can say for you. Rather than be benevolent or silent, you torture me and you punish me for what I can have. I can have you- you know I can, otherwise you wouldn't abuse my affection so liberally, dragging me on, leaning in a little too close, whispering a little too soft, drawing my hand to yours and pressing it ever so slightly against your thigh- I could have you, if I wanted. And that's just the problem. I don't want you. I don't, I don't, I don't. But I need you. You are a horrid person; I abhor myself for knowing that there is a capacity in me to fall so hard for someone that I'd call against my very nature. But you're also intoxicating. You've bewitched me; I'm drunk, I'm st DELAY1=8 RESPONSE1: You are an idiot. And you can't stop being an idiot. One would think there'd be a limit to how much stupid can be present in a person at any given time, but you have proved me wrong. And you prove me wrong everyday. You are a fool. You bandy out your limitless idiocy in soaring heaps to everyone you see, gifting it to innocent strangers like blankets infested with smallpox. The countless little games and schemes you play end up driving me, your one and only friend, to insanity. And the worst part, the very worst part of this all, is that you don't know this. You aren't being malicious. You aren't being cruel. You aren't clever enough to really hurt people on purpose. You genuinely believe your idiocy helps me and others. You think I appreciate your tendency to drag me into your misadventures, the way you make me stumble through life as your damned wet nurse, and your awful, Godawful, puns. I'm trying to get angry at you. I truly am. But I can't. You're pitiful. You're some brain delayed pet that's pissed on the floor, and every time I get mad at you, you give me that look, that sad expression of shame in your eyes that answers why I'm still your friend. Idiot. SELECTION:"
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" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] a prompt for bad people DELAY0=31 RESPONSE0: I found this on the web, no author attached;_ Up speaks Poe's cat. The End of the Raven by Poe's cat On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor, "There is nothing I like more." Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents worth - "Nevermore." While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up, Then I crouched and quickly leapt up, pouncing on the feathered bore. Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore - Only this and not much more. Then my pickled poet cried out, "Pussycat, it's time I dried out!" Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before; How I've wallowed in self-pity, while my gallant, valiant kitty. Put an end to that damned ditty - then I heard him start to snore. Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I DELAY1=1 RESPONSE1: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary Over many a quaint an curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodden nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.' But still came that incessant knocking, no more could my ease keep blocking Out this rapping loudly stalking, louder now than 'twas before Failing to return the silence, hesitation turned compliance Anything to stop the violence thrust upon my chamber door "Who is there," I asked the darkness, safely from behind the door. "Who should keep me from my snore?" No reply, but knocking fading, still my listening, still my waiting Curiosity abating, every second lessened more "Who?" once more my question ringing, may I catch a response bringing Just whose hand by now is stinging from the banging on my door Still no answer, just the gusting from the raging winter storm I returned to think some more Again came that infernal clatter, "Dear sir what could be the matter?" Would this person once more scatter as I walk the foyer floor No more for a reply waiting, time to start investigating Courage then in me inflating, time to find out what's in store To the rapping now we add the creaking of the chamber door Behind, the visage of Lenore "It's you," I cried as tears were falling. "I hadn't known, did you try calling?" Realizing I'd been stalling, I asked her inside where it's warm Slowly she begins her entry, after what seems like a century Still I'm standing like a sentry, shaken right down to my core SELECTION:"
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" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] The Joker is set loose on the world of 1984. What happens? (x-post r/AskReddit) DELAY0=37 RESPONSE0: [I was going to tie this into several other surreal classics but it got late, apologies. And thanks for reading!] ................................................................. The doctor meanders slowly toward the corridor, savoring each step before the terminus; that strip of chrome gilding the tempered seal between Inside and Outside. Her high rank within the Inner Party afford such boundaries elasticity, but as every good member knows; the organ must exercise it's skill to remain of use. To be an official within the walls of Miniluv meant to propagate the necessities of care and compassion. The process of Room 101 was to expedite the labyrinthine journey from erroneous thought to cohesion. In this, the compassion of Party leaders fell to the doctor in preventing a member of their flock from becoming an unperson. Today, though, the ward was quiet. It wasn't unusual to hear the primeval din of repentance from several floors down, despite the insulation. Curious too, since it was just before noon; a rest and replenishment period usually happened before ten: making the screams and pleas of the re-education candidates all the more sorrowful. Dr. Quinn stands in front of the telescreen, letting it scan her for the genetic signatures that serve as access card to this ward and so much of the Party's inner working. The door slides open and the first thing to hit her is a wave of decay; a fetid odor so repugnant it repels her and incites her stomach's bilious retort. Between heaves, she hears the crisp, spidery lilt of her most troublesome charge. "Toiling,—rejoicing,—sorrowing, Onward through life he goes; Each morning sees some task begin, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, Has earned a night's repose." Patient 05423 smiles up at her, eyes burning under her flesh, into her marrow. The scars of his face stretch and weep, carving trails in the filth. The good doctor, though hardened by many years DELAY1=9 RESPONSE1: They say in this day and age it is impossible to stay hidden. He did it though. When everybody knows that everyone is watched every single moment of their pitiful lives, it makes those in charge even more afraid of the man who isn’t. The Bat. He seeks to help the people of this world, by hiding in the darkness to show it can be done. To give the world a symbol, a beacon of hope. But while he prefers the darkness, people like me…..well, we prefer the SPOTLIGHT!!!! Because for every man there is a woman. For every cat there is a dog. For every prisoner, a jailer. And for every Knight………..A Joker. You see, I was special. My father was a very important man in the government so I was allowed certain freedoms that others were not. Namely I was allowed to find love. Others were not, It was treated as a disease, a sickness. But not me. I found her when we were only children, Harleen, She was from Eurasia, and I would have my father order her over in the name of international cooperation. She was always so nice to me. She used to say that if we were such good friends and I was always so happy to see her why I didn’t smile more. People here do not smile. It is considered abnormal, pervasive. When we were sixteen we had our first night together, it was everything I thought it would be until……. The next morning I awoke to the sounds of my door being busted down. Four men burst in and grabbed Harleen. They said that I was fraternizing with the enemy. How could she be the enemy she was from Eurasia, they had been our closest allies for years. They claimed otherwise, they claimed EastAsia was our allies and that my father and I were aiding the enemy. We were all taking to a place no man dare mention. We were tortured, brainwashed tortured again, and by the time we were let out not one of us survived. Our bodies may have been alive but what made us who we were was no longer there. Years passed by, allies SELECTION:"
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" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] The Joker is set loose on the world of 1984. What happens? (x-post r/AskReddit) DELAY0=9 RESPONSE0: They say in this day and age it is impossible to stay hidden. He did it though. When everybody knows that everyone is watched every single moment of their pitiful lives, it makes those in charge even more afraid of the man who isn’t. The Bat. He seeks to help the people of this world, by hiding in the darkness to show it can be done. To give the world a symbol, a beacon of hope. But while he prefers the darkness, people like me…..well, we prefer the SPOTLIGHT!!!! Because for every man there is a woman. For every cat there is a dog. For every prisoner, a jailer. And for every Knight………..A Joker. You see, I was special. My father was a very important man in the government so I was allowed certain freedoms that others were not. Namely I was allowed to find love. Others were not, It was treated as a disease, a sickness. But not me. I found her when we were only children, Harleen, She was from Eurasia, and I would have my father order her over in the name of international cooperation. She was always so nice to me. She used to say that if we were such good friends and I was always so happy to see her why I didn’t smile more. People here do not smile. It is considered abnormal, pervasive. When we were sixteen we had our first night together, it was everything I thought it would be until……. The next morning I awoke to the sounds of my door being busted down. Four men burst in and grabbed Harleen. They said that I was fraternizing with the enemy. How could she be the enemy she was from Eurasia, they had been our closest allies for years. They claimed otherwise, they claimed EastAsia was our allies and that my father and I were aiding the enemy. We were all taking to a place no man dare mention. We were tortured, brainwashed tortured again, and by the time we were let out not one of us survived. Our bodies may have been alive but what made us who we were was no longer there. Years passed by, allies DELAY1=41 RESPONSE1: "Continue" the deep voiced official said as a slender uniformed man proceeded to perform a form of torture with electricity, I was merely a privite in the thought police at the time and it was apart of my training to witness procedures such as this. Thumping and groaning could be heard by the individual in the windowed room I was watching from, I pressume it was a 2 way mirror but details such as this arn't important, The torture stopped for a moment, the deep voiced official That I could remember the name or rank of stepped and approached the secured individual."What have you learned from this experience sir?" The official asked with a kind of raspy voice I presume from the torture, said "I have learned thaat... you suck at torture..." the official scowled at the tortured man and left the torture area and so did all the other and gathered in the observation room, the room was silent for a moment before an older gentalman in a stainless white lab coat spoke up "he knows what we are trying to do, he know we are trying to breaking. His psychological intelligence is too strong for physical torture to be effective, my suggestion would be Chinese water torture, it woul...." The man in the lab coat was interrupted by the detainee secured to the table yelled "are you going to hurry up? I dont have all day you know." The deep voiced man busted through the door to torture area obviously angered by the prisoners comment "you like jokes?" The official asked " are you a joker?, we have a joker on our hand!!" "What can I say? Im a funny man" the "joker" said with a devious grin. The grin and presistance of the prisoner further annoyed the official. The official angerly turned on the electric torture device grabbed the sponges and looked at the detainee and said "lets see if you're still smiling after this" and proceeded to torture the prisoner. The thumping and groaning picked up again I short after left the area to help out at the ministry of truth to help keep order. I had never see or heard the prisoner again. Not an expert at this got bored and tryed taking a SELECTION:"
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" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] The Joker is set loose on the world of 1984. What happens? (x-post r/AskReddit) DELAY0=8 RESPONSE0: Holy shit I love you DELAY1=9 RESPONSE1: They say in this day and age it is impossible to stay hidden. He did it though. When everybody knows that everyone is watched every single moment of their pitiful lives, it makes those in charge even more afraid of the man who isn’t. The Bat. He seeks to help the people of this world, by hiding in the darkness to show it can be done. To give the world a symbol, a beacon of hope. But while he prefers the darkness, people like me…..well, we prefer the SPOTLIGHT!!!! Because for every man there is a woman. For every cat there is a dog. For every prisoner, a jailer. And for every Knight………..A Joker. You see, I was special. My father was a very important man in the government so I was allowed certain freedoms that others were not. Namely I was allowed to find love. Others were not, It was treated as a disease, a sickness. But not me. I found her when we were only children, Harleen, She was from Eurasia, and I would have my father order her over in the name of international cooperation. She was always so nice to me. She used to say that if we were such good friends and I was always so happy to see her why I didn’t smile more. People here do not smile. It is considered abnormal, pervasive. When we were sixteen we had our first night together, it was everything I thought it would be until……. The next morning I awoke to the sounds of my door being busted down. Four men burst in and grabbed Harleen. They said that I was fraternizing with the enemy. How could she be the enemy she was from Eurasia, they had been our closest allies for years. They claimed otherwise, they claimed EastAsia was our allies and that my father and I were aiding the enemy. We were all taking to a place no man dare mention. We were tortured, brainwashed tortured again, and by the time we were let out not one of us survived. Our bodies may have been alive but what made us who we were was no longer there. Years passed by, allies SELECTION:"
1
1,881
0
1,881
912
5
917
8
9
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP] The Joker is set loose on the world of 1984. What happens? (x-post r/AskReddit) DELAY0=9 RESPONSE0: They say in this day and age it is impossible to stay hidden. He did it though. When everybody knows that everyone is watched every single moment of their pitiful lives, it makes those in charge even more afraid of the man who isn’t. The Bat. He seeks to help the people of this world, by hiding in the darkness to show it can be done. To give the world a symbol, a beacon of hope. But while he prefers the darkness, people like me…..well, we prefer the SPOTLIGHT!!!! Because for every man there is a woman. For every cat there is a dog. For every prisoner, a jailer. And for every Knight………..A Joker. You see, I was special. My father was a very important man in the government so I was allowed certain freedoms that others were not. Namely I was allowed to find love. Others were not, It was treated as a disease, a sickness. But not me. I found her when we were only children, Harleen, She was from Eurasia, and I would have my father order her over in the name of international cooperation. She was always so nice to me. She used to say that if we were such good friends and I was always so happy to see her why I didn’t smile more. People here do not smile. It is considered abnormal, pervasive. When we were sixteen we had our first night together, it was everything I thought it would be until……. The next morning I awoke to the sounds of my door being busted down. Four men burst in and grabbed Harleen. They said that I was fraternizing with the enemy. How could she be the enemy she was from Eurasia, they had been our closest allies for years. They claimed otherwise, they claimed EastAsia was our allies and that my father and I were aiding the enemy. We were all taking to a place no man dare mention. We were tortured, brainwashed tortured again, and by the time we were let out not one of us survived. Our bodies may have been alive but what made us who we were was no longer there. Years passed by, allies DELAY1=32 RESPONSE1: I was hoping it was about Van Halen. SELECTION:"
0
1,881
1,881
0
906
917
11
9
32
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP][film-script] Hannibal Lecter an the Joker try to manipulate eachother, you choose who wins. DELAY0=3 RESPONSE0: [EDIT: Wow, a month after writing this for fun it blew up overnight. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Time for a bit of self promotion: For those of you who would like to see a continuation (And perhaps more of my original stuff in the future?) I'd love to expand it and put it up on [my blog](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/). Seriously though guys, thank you. I've never been this excited about writing something in a long time. A continuation will come soon! Ideas for a title of this "series" would be cool to hear!] [EDIT2: Wow! Gold too! Thank you so much! This kind of response really deserves an expansion on the material. Check out my blog and keep up with the posts I put up. With you guys reading, it gives me a great motivator to keep working on this. I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm currently working on a video series based around 100 of my favorite movies as a follow up to my [Top 10 Favorite Superhero Movies](http://youtu.be/voYU_qqTPCc). I also do a bunch of other stuff with my blog. [Here is an update with details on the follow up story!](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/2013/11/29/ive-finally-gone-viral-welcome-new-readers/)] *INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - EVENING* **The hallways are dark. Eerie. Four thuggish guards escort a lone patient, HANNIBAL LECTER, to his new cell. Three guards carry high caliber weapons.** **The door opens, weapons click, the guards stand facing the prison Lecter is to be placed in.** **After a beat, the door opens, a guard speaks up. His name, SGT. HANSON.** *SGT. HANSON:* (nervous) No sudden moves clown... **A ghastly voice echoes from the cell.** DELAY1=1225 RESPONSE1: Lecter: "this tastes funny" SELECTION:"
0
2,058
2,264
206
2,159
2,168
9
3
1,225
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP][film-script] Hannibal Lecter an the Joker try to manipulate eachother, you choose who wins. DELAY0=2 RESPONSE0: [[I think I missed the point completely. But I wrote it, so here it is.]] In the otherwise silent hall of the Asylum his persistent laughter was like the susurrus of bat wings flapping deep within a cave. "The others complain about you." a man commented from the adjacent cell, his even voice carrying through the holes in the plexiglass prison to his neighbor. "Oh really?" the other man said, chortling deeply to himself, "I hope it's not too infectious." The first man, his cell the pristine white of the inside of an eggshell, turned back to his desk in the corner where his pen and paper lay. "An interesting death rattle, to be sure." "Death? You think I'm here on hangman's row?" his laughter grew to a crecendo, "Oh no, no no no. You see, I'm needed. I make a pretty little duet for a fine friend all clad in black. It's not in him to see my head roll." He slipped back into the dank corner of his poorly lit cell where he had begun carving letters into the wall. He lifted a finger, the nail cracked and bleeding from the abuse, to trace the words "Joke's on you." "Quaint." the neighbor responded, "It must feel good to be loved, though your love is stooped and crooked. Is that what keeps you smiling? Or is it filling a hole, as so many loved things do?" "Love? Love?" his voice grew louder and he stalked toward the wall that divided them, "But of *course* it's love! Of *course* it fills a hole deep inside my wittle heart." He paced back to the middle of the room and raised an astute finger as he paced in circles, "Why, it's three sizes too small, you see? But I have the decency to remain true to my one valiant black knight, where you give up your maiden's favor to any copper that crosses your cage!" The man in the bright room did not look up from his work, still writing DELAY1=3 RESPONSE1: [EDIT: Wow, a month after writing this for fun it blew up overnight. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Time for a bit of self promotion: For those of you who would like to see a continuation (And perhaps more of my original stuff in the future?) I'd love to expand it and put it up on [my blog](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/). Seriously though guys, thank you. I've never been this excited about writing something in a long time. A continuation will come soon! Ideas for a title of this "series" would be cool to hear!] [EDIT2: Wow! Gold too! Thank you so much! This kind of response really deserves an expansion on the material. Check out my blog and keep up with the posts I put up. With you guys reading, it gives me a great motivator to keep working on this. I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm currently working on a video series based around 100 of my favorite movies as a follow up to my [Top 10 Favorite Superhero Movies](http://youtu.be/voYU_qqTPCc). I also do a bunch of other stuff with my blog. [Here is an update with details on the follow up story!](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/2013/11/29/ive-finally-gone-viral-welcome-new-readers/)] *INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - EVENING* **The hallways are dark. Eerie. Four thuggish guards escort a lone patient, HANNIBAL LECTER, to his new cell. Three guards carry high caliber weapons.** **The door opens, weapons click, the guards stand facing the prison Lecter is to be placed in.** **After a beat, the door opens, a guard speaks up. His name, SGT. HANSON.** *SGT. HANSON:* (nervous) No sudden moves clown... **A ghastly voice echoes from the cell.** SELECTION:"
1
2,224
40
2,264
994
1,174
2,168
2
3
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP][film-script] Hannibal Lecter an the Joker try to manipulate eachother, you choose who wins. DELAY0=6 RESPONSE0: *L’enfer, c’est autres…,* Lecter quietly mused. He looked up from his pair of sevens to the flop (a seven, ten, and a jack), then up to his host, a look of severe ennui stretched across his face accentuated by the liberal application of cosmetics. Or was that his natural skin tone? “All in”, Hannibal said. “Call”, the Joker responded absent-mindedly as he propped a foot up against the table and began picking at his toenails with a hairpin. Lecter didn’t need to be a trained psychiatrist, not that it has actually helped, to know that the game had finally, after eighteen gruelling hours, been won. Before the match started, he had carefully nicked each card in the deck so he could identify them on the spot, and the Joker held a measly pair of twos. The two of hearts is about to be burned on the river, and with triple sevens Hannibal’s victory was guaranteed… “Two of Spades”, the turn card came up. Lecter might’ve felt nervous, considering the joker’s extraordinary luck, if he didn’t know the final two has long been discarded. “Aaaand, the moment of truth”, the Joker cackled, as he suddenly sat upright and began drumming his index fingers on the table. *It’s a King of Clubs*, Lecter thought to himself… as a Guarantee claim card came up. The only sign of surprise Lecter showed was a slight twitch of his right eyebrow. The Joker, meanwhile, blew up in laughter, “HAHAHAHA, you probably thought victory was guaranteed” Hannibal shot the Joker a cold look and said dryly, “ I guess I didn’t get rid of all the Jokers” “Now, now, Hanni boy”, the joker gasped between bouts of laughter, “you know the rules DELAY1=3 RESPONSE1: [EDIT: Wow, a month after writing this for fun it blew up overnight. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Time for a bit of self promotion: For those of you who would like to see a continuation (And perhaps more of my original stuff in the future?) I'd love to expand it and put it up on [my blog](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/). Seriously though guys, thank you. I've never been this excited about writing something in a long time. A continuation will come soon! Ideas for a title of this "series" would be cool to hear!] [EDIT2: Wow! Gold too! Thank you so much! This kind of response really deserves an expansion on the material. Check out my blog and keep up with the posts I put up. With you guys reading, it gives me a great motivator to keep working on this. I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm currently working on a video series based around 100 of my favorite movies as a follow up to my [Top 10 Favorite Superhero Movies](http://youtu.be/voYU_qqTPCc). I also do a bunch of other stuff with my blog. [Here is an update with details on the follow up story!](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/2013/11/29/ive-finally-gone-viral-welcome-new-readers/)] *INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - EVENING* **The hallways are dark. Eerie. Four thuggish guards escort a lone patient, HANNIBAL LECTER, to his new cell. Three guards carry high caliber weapons.** **The door opens, weapons click, the guards stand facing the prison Lecter is to be placed in.** **After a beat, the door opens, a guard speaks up. His name, SGT. HANSON.** *SGT. HANSON:* (nervous) No sudden moves clown... **A ghastly voice echoes from the cell.** SELECTION:"
1
2,234
30
2,264
852
1,316
2,168
6
3
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP][film-script] Hannibal Lecter an the Joker try to manipulate eachother, you choose who wins. DELAY0=1231 RESPONSE0: Batman descends through the darkness of the warehouse to once again capture an unconscious Joker. Smoke and the muffled cries of the wounded rise up to engulf him. "So many times," he thinks, "so many times I've done this." He grunts softly as he lifts the Joker's unconscious form, breathes deep before rising swiftly. "I can't stop him. He'll just keep on coming. He needs to be contained. " Batman's shadow curls over the Joker's face as Batman whispers to him: "Time for you to meet your analyst." *** Joker wakes in his cell. Familiar rents in the walls and the tiring attempts to hide cameras and microphones make him sit up with a little less spring than he would normally present to the world. Everything the same. Again. "I'm tired of this game, Bats. We'll have to write our final chapter soon enough." He'd barely finished speaking before the bustle of many little helpers stopped outside his door. "Commissioner Gordon, what a pleasant surprise! How kind of you to drop by. Perhaps you're here to fluff my pillows? Or perhaps finally lose it completely and beat me to death with your favorite truncheon? That's it there, isn't it, in your holster?" Gordon remained impassive and something in the way he didn't curl his lip cut Joker's laugh short. "I'm doing this as the result of an order that I strongly dispute. However, I am required by law to inform you that you are to have a cellmate." Gordon raised a hand to forestall the inevitable outburst. Joker, utterly delighted at this new game waved a royal permission and Gordon continued through gritted teeth. "I do not believe any good can come out of this, no matter the result." Gordon looked down at his feet, his words trailing off. "This pairing of the two of you is an ill thing, and only ill can come of it. I can only apologize for my role in this act of inhumanity." Joker had listened carefully but he could hear no whisper of a lie in DELAY1=3 RESPONSE1: [EDIT: Wow, a month after writing this for fun it blew up overnight. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Time for a bit of self promotion: For those of you who would like to see a continuation (And perhaps more of my original stuff in the future?) I'd love to expand it and put it up on [my blog](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/). Seriously though guys, thank you. I've never been this excited about writing something in a long time. A continuation will come soon! Ideas for a title of this "series" would be cool to hear!] [EDIT2: Wow! Gold too! Thank you so much! This kind of response really deserves an expansion on the material. Check out my blog and keep up with the posts I put up. With you guys reading, it gives me a great motivator to keep working on this. I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm currently working on a video series based around 100 of my favorite movies as a follow up to my [Top 10 Favorite Superhero Movies](http://youtu.be/voYU_qqTPCc). I also do a bunch of other stuff with my blog. [Here is an update with details on the follow up story!](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/2013/11/29/ive-finally-gone-viral-welcome-new-readers/)] *INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - EVENING* **The hallways are dark. Eerie. Four thuggish guards escort a lone patient, HANNIBAL LECTER, to his new cell. Three guards carry high caliber weapons.** **The door opens, weapons click, the guards stand facing the prison Lecter is to be placed in.** **After a beat, the door opens, a guard speaks up. His name, SGT. HANSON.** *SGT. HANSON:* (nervous) No sudden moves clown... **A ghastly voice echoes from the cell.** SELECTION:"
1
2,253
11
2,264
220
2,388
2,168
1,231
3
" SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1 SELECTION:0 SELECTION:1[WP][film-script] Hannibal Lecter an the Joker try to manipulate eachother, you choose who wins. DELAY0=1226 RESPONSE0: i actually read it thinking of ledgers joker with hamills voice. would be so interested to see these two together DELAY1=3 RESPONSE1: [EDIT: Wow, a month after writing this for fun it blew up overnight. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Time for a bit of self promotion: For those of you who would like to see a continuation (And perhaps more of my original stuff in the future?) I'd love to expand it and put it up on [my blog](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/). Seriously though guys, thank you. I've never been this excited about writing something in a long time. A continuation will come soon! Ideas for a title of this "series" would be cool to hear!] [EDIT2: Wow! Gold too! Thank you so much! This kind of response really deserves an expansion on the material. Check out my blog and keep up with the posts I put up. With you guys reading, it gives me a great motivator to keep working on this. I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm currently working on a video series based around 100 of my favorite movies as a follow up to my [Top 10 Favorite Superhero Movies](http://youtu.be/voYU_qqTPCc). I also do a bunch of other stuff with my blog. [Here is an update with details on the follow up story!](http://themattcostaproject.wordpress.com/2013/11/29/ive-finally-gone-viral-welcome-new-readers/)] *INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - EVENING* **The hallways are dark. Eerie. Four thuggish guards escort a lone patient, HANNIBAL LECTER, to his new cell. Three guards carry high caliber weapons.** **The door opens, weapons click, the guards stand facing the prison Lecter is to be placed in.** **After a beat, the door opens, a guard speaks up. His name, SGT. HANSON.** *SGT. HANSON:* (nervous) No sudden moves clown... **A ghastly voice echoes from the cell.** SELECTION:"
1
2,262
2
2,264
2,143
25
2,168
1,226
3
YAML Metadata Warning: empty or missing yaml metadata in repo card (https://huggingface.co/docs/hub/datasets-cards)

This repo consists of data downloaded from reddit.com/r/writingprompts

prompt_responses_full.csv

  • There are 193842 prompt responses in the file, and they together represent the 10 years of submissions prior to March, 13th, 2020.

I gather the following metadata for each top-level comment response to a submission story prompt:

  • prompt_id: int
    • The id of the Reddit submission that the writing prompt is from according to the Reddit API.
  • prompt: str
    • The text of the writing prompt.
  • prompt_score: int
    • The total karma score of the Reddit submission that the writing prompt is from.
  • prompt_created_utc: int
    • The prompt creation time in Unix epoch seconds
  • response_id: int
    • The id of the Reddit comment containing the response to the writing prompt.
  • response: str
    • The text of the response.
  • response_score: int
    • The total karma score of the Reddit comment that the given response is from.
  • response_created_utc: int
    • The response creation time in Unix epoch seconds.
  • response_rank: int
    • The index of the response in the list of responses for the given prompt sorted according to response_score from highest score to lowest.
  • num_responses: int
    • The total number of responses to the given prompt.
  • response_children: List[str]
    • The subcomments on the comment containing the given response to the given prompt.

comparisons_train.csv and comparisons_test.csv

The comparison data is extracted from pairs of responses for a given prompt.

  • There are 35200 comparisons in comparisons_test.csv and 334704 comparisons in comparisons_train.csv
  • The comparisons dataset is filtered to remove comparisons between responses with an absolute difference in score less than 100.
    • This is to ensure that comparisons are only made between responses that have a significant quality difference.

In particular, each row in the comparisons dataframe consists of the following:

  • comparison: str
    • The comparison string consists of the writing prompt, the first response, and the second response, separated with labels, and padded on the left to 1023 tokens.
  • truth: int
    • 0 if the first response has a higher score, 1 if the second response has a higher score (note that there are no ties because of the minimum score gap constraint)
  • prompt_id: int
    • The id of the Reddit submission that the writing prompt is from according to the Reddit API.
  • prompt: str
    • The text of the writing prompt.
  • zero_id: int
    • The id of the Reddit comment containing the first response in the comparison.
  • one_id: int
    • The id of the Reddit comment containing the second response in the comparison.
  • zero_response: str
    • The text of the first response in the comparison.
  • one_response: str
    • The text of the second response in the comparison.
  • score_gap: int
    • The absolute difference between the score of the first response and the score of the second response.
  • zero_score: int
    • The score of the first response.
  • one_score: int
    • The score of the second response.
  • tokens_gap: int
    • The absolute difference between the number of tokens in the first response and the number of tokens in the second response.
  • zero_tokens: int
    • The number of tokens in the first response as measured by the gpt2 tokenizer
  • one_tokens: int
    • The number of tokens in the second response as measured by the gpt2 tokenizer
  • zero_delay: int
    • The number of hours elapsed between the Reddit submission containing the prompt and the Reddit comment containing the first response.
  • one_delay: int
    • The number of hours elapsed between the Reddit submission containing the prompt and the Reddit comment containing the second response.
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