So am back in the techie world . The first day I had the time to get myself online since I went for vacation . But before anything else , can I just ramble about someone ? ? ? and tell her that " you will never be like me ! " .

Question: Why may he have been offline ?
Answer: It was the first time he had to ramble .He went on holiday .He was back in the techie world .It was the first day and he wanted to tell her she would never be like him .