And a lot of people seem to like it . That 's why I outrank you on the AdAge Power 150 and in the alexa rankings . Now please , stop sending me juvenile emails . I have a blog to write .

Question: Why does the narrator not want emails ?
Answer: They find them a hindrance to getting ranked hire .They find them a hindrance to Alexa rankings .They find them distracting .They find them a magnet for viruses .