I masturbated in the half - awake zombie state and stumbled into the bathroom to clean myself up . I nearly fell asleep on the toilet with my head resting on the sink , my hand in the running water , trying to make myself pee . I 'll probably fall back asleep in the pile of books I ' m reading and wake up in search of pizza . There is n't much to eat in my house at all right now , unless you like uncooked rice and condiments .

Question: What may be the reason for this post ?
Answer: To write about my vacationTo write user reviewsTo ask for tech supportTo describe my day