I apologize for this potentially obscene question.

Can the terms jack off or jerk off be used for female masturbation? If not (which is my intuition), what would be the not too poetic vulgar slang equivalent? By too poetic I refer to expressions such as spank the monkey, choke the chicken, etc.

I checked online dictionaries, and most of them don't expand on the usage, and some of the definitions in the Urban Dictionary imply that jack off primarily refers to male masturbation, but do not provide the female counterpart. 


Question: Is there a way I can share the 3.42 GB download of Windows 8.1 from Windows Store?
Answer: I did the update earlier today though and it seems that there is a folder C:\$Windows.~BT that got created and downloaded.  You might TRY to take and copy that folder to another 8 machine and see if running the setup file will work for you.  If it does...awesome...

However if that doesn't work, Unless it changes later, currently you can get to 8.1 via 3 methods:


You can update each machine running 8 via the Windows Store
You can use a VL download or Technet/MSDN download.  You'll have to have an account though, and I'm pretty sure it won't update non VL 8 machines.
You can buy a retail copy on Amazon or similar.


According to the MS Blog on 8.1 they aren't planning an ISO / IT Pro standalone installer:

http://blogs.windows.com/windows/b/bloggingwindows/archive/2013/10/17/windows-8-1-now-available.aspx


  We're not releasing the ISO images to folks who don't have MSDN and
  TechNet subscriptions. Best way for everyone else is to update through
  the Windows Store. - Brandon LeBlanc (MSFT)