We felt this addressed our tendency to hang on to failing relationships -- ones we knew would never be right for us -- or decide to date someone just because we thought we would never get another offer . Never . Most people in that part of the country married their high school sweethearts so at the ripe old age of nineteen , I had passed my prime . Hopes of getting a date were pretty slim ( about as likely as my acceptance to WWF training camp * giggles * ) .

Question: Why is the narrator so down on themselves ?
Answer: They feel they are getting a divorce .None of the above choices .They feel they are too old .They feel they are going to lose their life .