I had never seen any of the Scary Movies , and happened to notice in the paper that one was on TV tonight . So I watched it . Well , half of it . It was exactly what I had expected - bland , stupid , telegraphed American humour with its only clever moments being more accidental than planned .

Question: What did I do after reading the paper ?
Answer: I turned off my tv and went to bed .I went to the movies to watch Scary movie .I watched Scary movie for the first time .None of the above choices .