Last night was bad . First I woke up with contractions then Felix woke up at four with a horrible cough that necessitated Calpol and cuddles . He was in a foul mood though and we had a bit of a falling out due to his making a few attempts to poke me in the eye again whenever I had a pain . I wish he would stop doing that .

Question: What might Flex be suffering from ?
Answer: ColdCancerAthlete 's footNone of the above choices .