My first day back in the office . Ugh . Let me just say that a day without a nap in it is some kind of wrong . It was sort of nice hearing people say that they were glad I was back , though I suspect that most of that is because it is month end and someone * has to process the twohundred thousand dollars in sales orders that we are allegedly getting in this week . * someone = me . Ahem . So . Anyway ... It was a hard day .

Question: why does n't it feel good for the narrator to be back in the office ?
Answer: the narrator works very hard therethe narrator hates everyone therethe narrator likes processing all that moneythe narrator spends very little time there