But keep in mind , since this is my first novel manuscript , it was more like mailing a baby . As I faltered with closing the envelope , she took over with the gluestick . ( Note to self : put her on the Christmas calzone list . )

Question: What exactly was I trying to do with my manuscript ?
Answer: I 'm trying to get on a Christmas Calzones list .I 'm trying to seal the envelope without a gluestick .None of the above choices .I am trying to keep it to myself like it 's a baby .