No thrill at first putting on a lawyer 's wig or walking at thirty - two into Parliament House . Few feelings of any human sort are admitted . We seem to have an ambition - machine here , or , worse , a policy nerd , a number - wrestling corporate accountant , a two - legged White Paper . The caustic clown , the parliamentary Groucho , the happy Houdini , the unstoppable Woody Woodpecker has gone missing . The jesting gladiator we love to boo and clap and curse has vanished into air , into thin air , and into the Official Version , rewritten history .

Question: What country is the narrator most likely from ?
Answer: United KingdomUnited StatesNone of the above choices .United Arab Emirates