I 'll walk outside to take the trash to the dumpster , and i 'll wonder what crazy thing will happen to me on the way there . If i see a bird flying above me , i shield my head and watch the bird fly away , just to ensure it does n't turn around to shit on me . I walk carefully , because i often trip over my own feet , or small objects that would n't ordinarily trip a person up . A tiny pebble can be a disaster for me .

Question: Why was I walking outside ?
Answer: To take the trash to the dumpsterTo clean the porch .None of the above choices .To vacuum the car out .