I had to pay some schizophrenic weirdo $ 80 to remove the air conditioner , because even if I could get the bolts out of it , there was no way I could carry that thing and no way I was going to touch it after it had been sticking out of that window collecting rainwater and pigeon shit for 6 years . Turns out , the bed frame was the least of my problems . If you show your face around New York City ever again , it 's going to meet up with my fist in a knuckle sandwich of destiny .

Question: Why did they have to pay someone to move their AC ?
Answer: They felt too lazy to do it themselves .They were unable to do so themselves due to weight .None of the above choices .They were too grossed out to touch it themselves .