While I've been known to exaggerate on occasion, I promise you I'm being completely serious when I say Breaking Dawn is the worst book I have ever read.  The writing was atrocious, there was no drama and/or real conflict, and Meyer broke her own rules.  Repeatedly.Let's begin, shall we?First, the writing itself was a huge problem.  It's nearly impossible for me to believe Meyer was an English major in college.  Maybe she was technically a literature major, but either way, she should have been exposed to enough decent writing to know how to produce it herself.  And if she couldln't produce it from her own head, she probably had enough references to replicate it.  Instead, Breaking Dawn reads like a terrible fanfiction.  Meyer tends to overuse adjectives and adverbs, but does so in the least descriptive way possible.  How did Bella look on her wedding day?  I couldn't tell you, since Meyer never bothered to describe her dress other than to say it was satin-y.  And how about the rest of the wedding ceremony?  There were flowers "everywhere" and everyone looked "amazing."  Thanks.  I can totally picture that.Bella is also the ultimate Mary Sue, which doesn't help Meyer's writing skills in my eyes.  Bella is SO PERFECT.  Everyone LOVES HER.  Meyer's lame attempts to make Bella relatable by making her clumsy fall flat (pun intended), because the other characters think injury-prone Bella is adorable.  Will Charlie object to Bella Sue getting married at 18?  Of course not!  Will Bella Sue become the most graceful vampire ever, even though she was the world's clumsiest person?  You bet!  Bella gets everything she wants in Breaking Dawn and sacrifices nothing.There was also a conspicuous lack of drama and conflict in what should have been an epic conclusion to a series.  As I mentioned above, Bella had no problem convincing Charlie that marrying Edward was the right decision.  I was expecting more of an objection from the ol' sheriff.  Denied.  Jacob does make a small attempt to talk Bella out of turning into a vampire, but what could have been another interesting conversation is brushed aside by Bella.  Why would she miss anybody she knew as a human?  She'll be with her beloved Edward for all eternity; that's all she needs.The sexy-time was also lacking.  I'm not much of a smut fan, but I was hoping for more than a cheezy "fade to black" when Edward and Bella finally do the deed.  After three books of anticipation and denial, Meyer doesn't have the balls to give us more than Bella walking toward Edward in the water.  Seriously, Meyer?  You can show Bella vomiting "a fountain of blood" but kissing before sex is too shocking?  Nothing interesting here, folks.There is also the issue of Bella's pregnancy.  Nowhere in the previous three books, and I mean NOWHERE, did Bella mention a desire to be a mother.  But as soon as Edward gets his vampire sperm inside her, she decides that motherhood is the most important thing on Earth.  (Inconsistent much, Meyer?  Another sign of bad writing!)  I was expecting Bella to freak out, get angry at Edward, and blame him for ruining her life when she thought she could never get pregnant!  But instead, Bella is inexplicably calm and instantly bonds with her "little nudger."  Again, any drama that could have been just melted like an ice cube in Death Valley.  The plot floats along...The previously mentioned "fountain of blood" happens when Bella goes into labor.  To make a long and rather gruesome story short, the baby almost kills Bella, and would have, had Edward not turned Bella into a vampire.  Bella lays on a table for a couple of days until the venom stops her heart.  She's dead!  Let the crazed baby vampire gather her bearings!  She's dangerous right now!  Right?  Wrong.  Bella Sue is the perfect vampire, so graceful and strong.  She requires almost no adjustment time, even though Meyer told us in previous books that new vampires are totally out of control.  Again, all conflict nipped in the bud.This leads us to Meyer breaking her own rules.  Bella is totally in control of herself as a new vampire even though, according to Meyer's own words, it's totally normal and EXPECTED to have a lenghty adjustment period.  Jasper struggled for years, but Bella gets the hang of things in a day.  Of course.  Meyer breaks the rules so Bella Sue can have her perfect life.Meyer also gets into a sticky situation with Bella's pregnancy.  According to Meyer, speaking through (I believe) Carlisle, vampires don't have any liquid in their bodies except for their venom.  Last time I checked, sperm isn't venomous.  Getting Bella pregnant should have been impossible if Meyer followed her own rules!  That entire plot device (which only served to give Jacob something to imprint on) was an amateurish cop out that I would expect to find in fanfiction, not a novel written by an adult with a college degree.Oh yeah, they named the baby Renesmee.  Vomit.And then Jacob imprints on it.  Double vomit.Allow me to backtrack for a second. I forgot to mention another scene that should have been exciting but wasn't: the confrontation with the Volturi.  Yep, the leaders are back and they want to kill the Cullens for making an "immortal child."  Finally, some action!  The Cullens invite some vampire friends to gather at their house and fight the Volturi, which should be the epic conflict we've all been waiting for!  Except it most definitely is not.  It turns out that Bella has a shield she controls with her mind.  All the does is put the sheild around everybody and they're impervious to weapons.  The Volturi stand around and talk for a while and then... leave.Breaking Dawn was a letdown in every sense.  Meyer's writing didn't improve (it got worse, actually), there wasn't any tension or action, and a lot of the rules established in the first three books got thrown out the window.Avoid this book at all costs.(Note: Don't be fooled by the high number of five-star reviews; a lot of them are two sentences long and say things like, "BELLA AND EDWARD ARE IN LOVE!!!!1!11one"  They may very well be, but that doesn't make it a good book.) 

Question: What is write?
Answer: the writing itself was a huge problem