I have decided that if Mike ever leaves me , it might be due to my lack of underarm skin care . REALLY ? Do we not have lots of other things to worry about besides how great our pits look ? Are we really supposed to show them to people ?

Question: Why am I not concerned about my armpits ?
Answer: I think that Mike will decide to leave me .I want to show people my underarm area .I think we have more important things to worry about .I am worried about my skin care in my underarms .