Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )

Question: Why would Alabama pay for my insurance ?
Answer: I have sued the state for health care because they did something to me .Alabama pays everyone 's health care - if they pass through there .I have medicaid or medicare .None of the above choices .