If I ever open my own meadery ( oh , the dreams ! ) , one of my premium meads will be packaged in a jet - black , teardrop - shaped ceramic jug named , " The Nordic Assassin . " Each bottle will contain a submerged , razor - sharp stiletto dagger ( pointed upward , toward the mouth ) .

Question: Did you open a meadery
Answer: None of the above choices .I will open it one dayMy meadery has been open for yearsI have a successful meadery