So I was about to leave myself when the girls were like " no , we have something to show you ... " So I go into the kitchen & they have a box of penis cupcakes . Oooooh , big whoop ! They were acting so giddy over these cupcakes , like huge nerds . I wanted to eat one but they were n't offering it up .

Question: What is the reason penis cup cakes would have been a " big whoop " ?
Answer: They were chocolate .They are uniquely obscene .They were filled with uncurdled cream .They were extra delicious .