I had a cupcake for breakfast today . Last night I had my traditional Monday night get - together ; there were cupcakes . I usually plan my week so that my " cheat " will be the dessert on Monday nights ( unless it 's ice cream ) , so I was n't bothered . However , they packed one extra cupcake into a baggie ( like an illicit drug .

Question: Why am I planning meals with a " cheat " in them ?
Answer: None of the above choices .My wife and I are swingers and some nights at dinner we " cheat " .I am a recovering alcoholic and sometimes I " cheat " with an illicit drug .I am lactose so sometimes I " cheat " and eat ice cream .