I arrived at the Crown at 1 am bleary eyed and for some reason they confused my surname with Elizabeth and I am convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room ! I woke my wife Ellen up the next morning with a declaration of " Hey ! Where 's Shannon Elizabeth and how in hell did you get here ! "

Question: Why were you convinced   they were going to put you in Shannon 's room ?
Answer: I was convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room because she was clinging onto me while I was bleary eyed .I was convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room because they acted as though Elizabeth was my wife .I was convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room because because they got me and Elizabeth 's name mixed up .I was convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room because they handed me the keys to Elizabeth 's roomin .