I got into the salon for a wash , just because I ca n't bear the waiting . I ca n't read a book in such a place ; the smell reminded me of getting paid servants doing my hair . I think the ghey barber was trying to find a test subject to style his favourite celeb 's hair onto someone else 's ' . And quite unluckily for me , I got the Juanes hairstyle , exactly like the time he still had long hair , thanks a frigging lot to that big fan of his .

Question: Who might be the big fan of Juane 's ?
Answer: The ghey barber who 's been trying to find a test subject is the fanThe paid servants who 's been trying to find a test subject are the fansI , who has been trying to find a test subject , am the fan .None of the above choices .