Plus , it 's a dandy footrest!There are moments I wish I could trade in for others , sure . I was chagrinned , to put it mildly when I nuked a couple of my past relationships by being , well , less than a man , and not working very hard at them . There have been times when I ' ve opened my mouth when I probably should n't have .

Question: Why is the narrator down on their behavior ?
Answer: It resulted in break - ups .It resulted in them being punched in the mouth .None of the above choices .It resulted in some trades not going well .