I ca n't believe someone bought one of those . And what a price tag . Sheesh . I 'll be lowering the price , though , so if you do own one it 'll be cheaper than I announced . And here 's some actual bad news : My Mom was diagnosed today with Type-2 Diabetes .

Question: What may my mother be concerned with medically for a while ?
Answer: Her cancer levelsHer blood sugarHer lower back painHer stomach ache