As I recall , they took the registration money , asked us to put on the helmets , and told us that left pedal was to accelerate and right was to brake . I discovered that the right pedal was to accelerate and the left was to brake . I suppose the good side of it is that now I know I can bang a rock without getting a scratch .

Question: What happens if everyone is trained this way
Answer: People will be good driversThere will be lots of wrecksTraffic will run smoothlyThe roads will operate properly