Still alive , and not on the side of the road somewhere or wandering around the woods being accosted by backwoods inbreds . Yet , anyway . The wedding was great , and Niagara Falls was fun . We only had time to go on the Maid of the Mist after I got lost trying to find the Canadian side of the falls that we were supposed to be going to .

Question: Why did they go there ?
Answer: To be accosted by backwoods inbreds .For a wedding and boat tour .To get lost finding the Canadian side .To wander around the woods .