I was feeling rather icky as I made my way into my van and pulled away from the curb , and grazed the bumper of the car in front of me ... oops ... No one ever really taught me how to parallel park , which is not a good move with the un - abundance of parking stalls allocated to my work . Anyway ... I wold have done more damage to somebody trying to get back into my parking spot at that point and I ' m sure he would n't have appreciated it if I lost last night 's dinner on his tire while leaving my contact info ...

Question: Why may the narrator be feeling a bit paranoid ?
Answer: They just committed an assault .They just caused an accident .They just lost their lunch on someone 's shoes .They just stole someone 's lunch .