Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .

Question: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Answer: None of the above choices .The narrator was attacked by a robber .The narrator was attacked by a dog .The narrator was attacked by children .