For a brief moment there was a white cross - shaped space instead , and then nothing . I was a little weirded out . But I decided to just take it as a sign that God is keeping an eye on me . My mind is SO messed up . On a less surreal note , my nails are now a lovely shade called " violet haze . " ( I guess " purple haze " was too obvious . )

Question: What type of religion does the narrator subscribe to ?
Answer: None of the above choices .They are Christian .They are Jewish .They are Scientologists .