Never in my life has being an insomniac been a better fit than for early fatherhood . I ' m up , she 's up , we play , she goes back to sleep . i go to sleep around 3 am , i get up with sloane ( ferris bueller 's day off ) around 6 am , we play until her mom is ready to rock and roll , then i go to work , get back around 6 - 7 play with sloane , put her to bed , hang out with my wife , put her to bed , then do whatever my head decides to do .

Question: Why does he get so little sleep ?
Answer: Because he works all day .Because he plays with his daughter .None of the above choices .Because he is a father .