Well , I purchased a gold , white and silver metallic shiny halter top for the bachelorette party ( see previous post ) , spiked up my bangs , and put on some very heavy blue eyeshadow , and headed out to the party . When I arrived , I was a bit chagrined to see that a. only some of the women had dressed up , b. NONE of them were wearing any makeup at all , and c. Their shirts were either just sequined tops or mildly shiny regular clothes . For those of you who have seen Tropic Thunder , I would liken this to going full retard .

Question: Why was there a bachelorette party ?
Answer: Because I purchased a gold , white and silver metallic shiny halter top .None of the above choices .Because I put on some very heavy blue eyeshadow .Because I spiked up my bangs .