Today we relocate to Kia Ora . I ' m hoping things will be more enjoyable once we 're not all crammed in one room -- despite living on a cliff ... And damnit , I just realized why it seemed like I had so much room in my " carry - on " bag . I did n't pack my shoes yet . And I had gotten minimally excited over it , too .

Question: What may happen next ?
Answer: The shoes do not fit into the bag .The shoes will need to be found and packed in the bag .There will be no shoes on the trip and we will be barefoot .The curtains will need to be packed into the bag .