Well , due to this fact , no one wants their clothes to be touched by something so complacent as rain water ( heaven forbid ) . Also , apparently no one understands the concept of a hoodie . As consequence , everyone walks around carrying and umbrella . It gets very complicated very quickly to negotiate the sidewalk when you have umbrellas trying to chop off your head in every direction .

Question: Why is everyone so protective of their clothing ?
Answer: They do n't want it to get touched by the umbrella .They do n't want it to get dirty .They do n't want it to get damp .None of the above choices .