( Swans and geese seem to be pretty nasty , though . ) We also went up to Yorkshire ( to a town called Church Fenton , which is one of the better names I ' ve heard ) to see Adam 's cousins -- Adam has few enough cousins that he can actually give a damn about them , the lucky guy , also his , at least the ones I ' ve met , are pretty damn cool -- and their six - month - old twins . Kids were cute , as far as the age group goes , though I only really find 'em appealing once they have more hair and less drool .

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