they made out in the moonlight . they went out to a bar and found a drum and bass show and passed out little plastic animals together and one of the guys said " hey plastic animal " and he still uses that name.we've never been on vacation after two years of being together . he says he does n't give a shit .

Question: What may be the reason for the post ?
Answer: To describe my relationshipNone of the above choices .To describe my exTo describe my friend