Too thick to be crispy goodness , and too thin to be considered steak fries or intentionally thick and mealy ... well , they were just fries . My date and I both ordered the smallest burger size they offer , and though it comes with your choice of toppings FREE ! , my darling really likes plain burgers . Guess it 's not really his kind of place ... but he was happy with the bacon and ketchup he put on the burger .

Question: Why would the narrator be out to eat ?
Answer: They are on a business lunch .They are craving bacon .They are craving burgers .They are with a romantic partner .