Television and is unfortunately not Joel McHale . It really does n't matter who the other guy is , because an E ! Television correspondent will be bad enough for any two ordinary people . And all of this will take place on my birthday this year . So take a hike , mouse .

Question: Why is the narrator no longer happy with the E network ?
Answer: None of the above choices .Joel Mchale is absent .Joel Mchale is getting a new contract with them .Joel Mchale is getting a promotion with them .