The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .

Question: What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?
Answer: They wanted to use the feet as a stamp .None of the above choices .They really wanted to make soup .They just wanted to get into a fight .