I have to go to work in like 3 seconds , but I just need to have a 3 second freakout first . Last night , went out drinking la la la , did n't get drunk , just had 2 , blahblah , but then when I was dropped off at home at 2 am , I kind of stumbled on my front steps up to the porch . I got inside and I could just feel liquid everywhere on my foot , so I took off my flip flop and proceeded to bleed all over the place like murder was going out of style . Seriously , big fattie blood drops pouring out of me to clot on my floor .

Question: Why does the narrator have bruises ?
Answer: They got into a fight while drinking .They fell while drinking .None of the above choices .They got stabbed while drinking .