Mosquito bites as I like to call them . Then .... this is me TODAY . Now , they are swollen pretty bad so who knows what they will look like once that goes down , but HOLY BOOBS . I wish I could rip these bandages off and get a look , but I wo n't be able to do that til Thursday .

Question: What are the bumps from all over the narrator 's body ?
Answer: They are snake bites .They are lesions .They are bug bites .None of the above choices .