I ate my cereal in milk with a fork out of a custard ramekin this morning . Ok , it was granola , but I was hoping cereal would sound less stereotypical of the white hippie moving into a transitional neighborhood in DC . But alas , I am like every other do - gooder young person of privilege who will probably just end up with an old claw foot bathtub turned planter in the front yard to be the edgy kids on the block .

Question: When did you eat the cereal ?
Answer: I ate the cereal in the afternoonI ate the cereal before bedI ate the cereal early in the dayI ate the cereal late in the day