As I pulled the covers away to get him to his own room , I quickly realized that my sleep routine would be disturbed . Jordan must have drank a 2 liter bottle of " Piss On The World Juice , " because my comforter , duvet cover , foam mattress pad , mattress pad sheet , fitted sheet , and mattress were soaked . Not on my side of the bed .

Question: What will be the most logical step , now that everything is wet and I am awake ?
Answer: I will have a drink of piss on the world juice and put Jordon on my side of the bed .None of the above choices .I will dry the wet items and will not get on my side of the bed .putting the wet items in the wash , changing Jordon and putting him to bed .