I got a laundry last night , and I dare say I am as excited as a woman who has just upgraded from a wringer to a brand true electric washing machine . Or from a washboard to a wringer . Or from a stone in the river to a washboard ... well you get the idea .

Question: What may have happened for her to be excited ?
Answer: Her laundry machine would not open .None of the above choices .Her laundry machine tore all her clothes .Her clothes came out smelly and dirty .