on friday the lady who is sorting out my volunteering at the girl guides will have all the details for me ... they hold the guides at the place where i used to go to brownies ... ! jill the district something or other ( this is pure laziness because it says what she does in the email she just sent me ! ) asked who my brown owl was ! as if i 'd remember that !

Question: Why does n't the speaker remember who her brown owl was , and find the notion that she would ridiculous ?
Answer: She has had several brown owls over the years , and does n't understand why the speaker only wants to know about oneShe suffers from dementia and has a very difficult time remembering most things , even recent eventsShe never had a brown owl to begin with , a fact that she assumed the speaker would be aware ofShe chose her brown owl decades ago , and there is no possible way she could remember this