I know I have n't updated this in a while . Like 24 days , or something . Let me bring you up to speed : Nothing new to report .

Question: Why has the subject chosen the present moment to update their audience ?
Answer: The subject has realised that it has been a long time since a previous update .None of the above choices .The subject has had a family tragedy so no updates are possible .The subject wanted to wait 21 days until an update to give as great a chance as possible for news .