I am cranky today . Was cranky yesterday . Hmmm ... could it be because I decided on a whim to do the Wild Rose Herbal D - Tox diet ( I say diet because I ' ve forgone the supplements - no real flushing of the system for me ) ?

Question: What will happen with the narrator and their diet ?
Answer: None of the above choices .They will lose weight guaranteed .They will have to go to the bathroom .They will only eat carbs .