I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess . He asked if I 'd been ' computering ' , And I had to answer ' yes . ' He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house . And so I started cleaning up ... The smudges off my mouse .

Question: Why did the writer tidy up the house ?
Answer: Because they had been computering .Because it was time to get off their fanny .Because the Lord told them to .None of the above choices .