We hit a small country called IKEA first . My feet did n't hurt , but I noticed I was fiddling with my shoes occasionally . Not cool , but I was proud of the discreet way I handled it . I was lookin ' good in my high heels .

Question: What leads the speaker to refer to IKEA as a small country ?
Answer: They are not a native english speaker , and they have confused the words for store and countyThey live in a Sci Fi alternate reality , where IKEA has literally become a small countryThey are trying to be funny , and instead of referring to it as a store , they call it a small countryNone of the above choices .