I also tried writing ( original fic ) but managed to accomplish remarkably little on account of my pens constantly skipping . I also ate too much greasy food ; several days of strict self - discipline will be necessary to compensate . But all that said , I ' m glad we went to the beach yesterday . Our waitress at dinner carded me and I was all like , " What ? Oh , you want my ID !

Question: Why might the waitress be carding for ?
Answer: Waitress carding for orange juice .Waitress carding for soda .Waitress carding for pancakes .Waitress carding for liquor .