We concluded that maybe we should hang on a bit anyway as its early days ... Two enormous glasses of wine later , I bounced down the road towards Mr B 's door . Possibly a little too lubricated , I chatted rubbish to him as he did the washing up and then cooked us dinner . I began repeating myself shortly after the sausages went in the saucepan and realised I should probably have a glass of water .

Question: Why do I need to drink some water ?
Answer: To rehydrate and clear my mind .To make sure my mind is fuzzy .To dilute the sausages I 've consumed .To enhance the alcohol I 've consumed .