Hey parents - I just typed out this message once and it did n't go through , so I 'll try to give a short version here . FYI I ' m a semi - regular poster under a new name . The story : I just graduated from an extremely prestigious college , and am starting the master 's program at one of the best graduate schools of journalism in the country . My parents have generously footed the bill for both of these academic endeavors .

Question: Why are my parents paying for what they 're paying for ?
Answer: They want to buy the program .They want me to have a good job .They want to buy the messages .They want to buy the college .