This morning Jack was being a wee bit of a shit . He was n't really being bad , he just was being a snot to take as long as possible to get ready . OH and he woke up covered in snot and pee too!Anyway he was getting into the car and to take longer he was pretending he could n't get up into the seat . He kept grunting and doing this wee hop .

Question: Why was Jack being rude to you ?
Answer: Jack was being rude because he is young and does n't know better .Jack was being rude because he wants to get my attention .Jack was being rude because he intentionally wants to be mean .Jack was being rude because he wants to pee and poop wherever he can .