I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .

Question: What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?
Answer: None of the above choices .I am Big Burping Felon with Lazy peopleLazy people are the most interesting of all .Best Friends forever with Laziness means I am lazy .