So , " fluffy the death dealing cricket " that has lived in my house for the past 2 weeks is overstaying his welcome . He has migrated closer to my bedroom and is hiding under my stove . I like crickets and I do n't want ot kill him but dammit , he is asking for it . Fluffy is going to die !

Question: Why is the narrator so annoyed by the guest ?
Answer: It 's a bug .It is a fluffy dog and they are allergic .It is a fluffy cat and they are allergic .It is a dangerous animal .