Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Question: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?
Answer: Police do n't understand jokes .. and they will be confounded and afraid to ticket you .You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .There is a legal clause that says if you can come up with a joke quickly you do n't have to pay your ticket .None of the above choices .