Paul was speechless . Caspain called me and handed the phone to Paul as Paul came home from work on Monday . Then he left the room . I chatted with Paul a little bit , and asked him if he remembered how much he fondled my loom last month . He said yeah , and Caspain walked back into the room and handed him the bag with the shuttles and user manuals in it .

Question: Why did Paul fondle my loom ?
Answer: Because I wanted him to fondle it .He wanted to learn how to crochet .None of the above choices .Because that 's what the user manuals instructed .