He 'd be perfect if he did n't smoke a pipe and thus smell of it ! ) After that chat I headed back to my office .... and I 'd left the door open . Oops . Had n't meant to be gone long .

Question: Why would the narrator be upset at their lunch date ?
Answer: The narrator does not like pipe smoke .The narrator does not like rude people .The narrator does not like people who do n't smoke .The narrator does not like men in general .