Ok then . I hop into line and sure enough , the line slowly moves along . I reach the front of the line where another nice TSA agent wearing what appears to be a security moomoo and rubber gloves checks my ticket and ushers me into the " special line".You know what that means folks ! That " special line " is for those of us graced with patience and have to enjoy " extra security " . I reach the front of the security check point where I anticipate someone reaching 2nd base and maybe a cavity search ( or 2 !

Question: What led the TSA agent to direct the speaker into this so called special line ?
Answer: They are trying to smuggle alcohol into the country , and this fact is fairly evident to the agentThey are trafficking illegal narcotics , and the TSA agent has been alerted to this factThey have been selected , at random , to undergo a more rigorous security screeningThey are a terrorist , and have been recognized as such by the TSA agent , much to their dismay