There has been some talk that the Dodgers may go after a Varitek or a pitcher - oriented catcher , which would free Martin from behind the plate and take his athleticism to third base , where the coaches feel he could also be an All - Star , a move Torre , Todd Zeile and Craig Biggio all made successfully . Let 's put this out here plain and clear : Jason Varitek is cooked . Toast .

Question: What may be the reason Varitek is cooked toast ?
Answer: He is one of the worst players on the team .He is too good of a player for a team to pass .He is made of bread and fell into a toaster .He never learned how to properly cook toast .