( Only slightly shorter than bbstenniz ' Orlando post . And I ' m glad nobody cares if I ' m sabotaging my chances of making the show by doing this ! ) : ) To " prepare " for my audition I re - read a book I got a while ago : Noreen Wald 's " Contestant , " about how she appeared on seven ( IIRC ) game shows . Definitely out of print .

Question: What kind of show am I auditioning for ?
Answer: A play on Noreen Wald 's lifeT V Game show .A live performance of the book " Contestant "An off broadway play .