I decided to try the quick fix for groggy : STOPEATS , which roughly translates to giving the boy a sammich . I fed him , got some water into him ( not much , why does no one ever take big gulps ? ) and I warmed him and gave him tylenol to reduce his moderate fever and interviewed him about possible toxins ( which he denies . ) .

Question: What illness may he currently have ?
Answer: the flucancerNone of the above choices .heart failure