On Wednesday , I got a speeding ticket . Fair enough -- I was speeding , and I was too distracted to notice the speed trap until he was waving me over . Here 's the thing . I got my first speeding ticket when I was a teenager . I got my second speeding ticket when I was in my twenties - ironically , trying to keep up with a priest on our way to a church conference .

Question: What did this event teach me ?
Answer: Drive slower when cops are around .Watch out for police officers .None of the above choices .Drive faster and out run police officers .