Yesterday , i went to the mall to shop for pants to umpire softball . I see this because I was going to start telling my story . I saw two friends who were fine as hell and they had on mini skirts . Women were wearing mini skirts to me over the last two days and I guess that allowed me to recollect my love for Erica Gates , a girl that i had the sweets for in high school .

Question: What may have been your reason for going to the mall ?
Answer: I needed to buy some sports equipment .I needed to buy some sports equipment for my friends .I needed to buy some mini skirts .I went to check out some fine as hell women at the mall .