What is your definition of cheating ? So let 's say ... there is a guinea pig . Not a figurative guinea pig , but a real guinea pig . A cute agouti guinea pig that is abandoned on your doorstep one day .

Question: What may be the reason I am talking about a guinea pig ?
Answer: I am allergic to small animals and am looking for ways to combat it .I am using it in an example question that will tie back to cheating .I am trying to find a home for the guinea pig left on my doorstep .I just found out what type of guinea pig it is and wanted to share .