I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .

Question: What will happen to the narrator after taking all these liquids ?
Answer: None of the above choices .The narrator will need to go to the bathroom .The narrator will be fully hydrated .The narrator will need to get more water .