It 's pretty much gone now but I ' m still not wearing contacts and I threw out the makeup I wore last Saturday . Man , at least today I come in later so I could sleep 9 hours . Well needed and well deserved . Pipa crapped on my bed the other day . So glad that I ' m moving .

Question: Who is the most likely owner of Pipa ?
Answer: The narrator themselvesThe narrator 's teacherNone of the above choices .The narrator 's roommate