Fred , very , very confused and scared , flew into my living room and began to orbit circles around my coffee table . After a minute or so , he landed on the back of a black dress my boyfriend had just bought for me and I had hung on the back of the door that leads from the living room to the bedroom . We opened up all the windows and took off the screens hoping he 'd fly away on his own accord . It did n't work .

Question: What may be a good way to get it to fly away ?
Answer: They can give it money and ask it to go somewhere .They can try chasing it with a broom to scare it .They can ask it politely if it could go back home .They call the police and say it is there trespassing .