Why is there Pepsi all over my kitchen floor ? I 'll give you one guess . Here 's a hint . The responsible party stands roughly two feet high , likes motor noises and siren noises and is highly ticklish around his collar bones .

Question: What might have happened had you put the pepsi in the cupboards ?
Answer: My dog would have found a way to open up the cupboard to access the pepsiThe pepsi would have stayed warm and I would not have wanted to drink itI would have forgotten that I had it because I do n't check my cupboard oftenIt would not have been spilled all over the floor by my dog