And I can make people believe that I ' m not as pathetic and horrible as I am , and that makes me happy . But MV unraveled my entire scheme with one text message . Thanks , hon . School starts in 10 days .

Question: Why can I make people believe that I ' m not as pathetic and horrible as I am ?
Answer: Because MV unraveled my entire scheme .Because school starts in 10 days .Because I am persuasive .Because that makes me happy .