It 's an interesting knit . Hmmm , it 's also in a charcoal grey yarn , I 'll need sock blockers to show that off , & it 's not my birthday until after these are to be delivered . Shucks !

Question: Why is it sad that my birthday is after these are to be delivered ?
Answer: I could make myself socks for a giftI could ask someone to buy me sock blockers for my gift .I could get extra candlesI could have a party in the yarn factory