Neilsen ratings were at my doorstep today , hoping that I had cable tv and that I had children under 18 . I did have the children , but I do n't pay for cable tv and have n't for years now , which is what I told the nice lady . I explained that we only watched movies , some of which we got at the library . She stated that she thought it was really neat that we did other things besides watch tv all the time .

Question: Why did I have children ?
Answer: Because I was hoping that I had cable tvBecause Neilsen ratings were at my doorstep todayNone of the above choices .Because I do n't pay for cable tv