Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up .

Question: What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ?
Answer: None of the above choices .He would call him stupid and leave him in the store alone .He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .He would let him , and crack up as a security guard hauled him away .