Earlier this year , our fair city decided it was time to start doing exterior home inspections , and our street was in the initial batch . We got dinged on two counts - the old compost pile ( the one that ended up growing corn a few years ago ) , which was described as a " rubbish pile " in the citation , and that our sidewalk had levels that differed by more than 3/4 " ( basically - one slab was sunken about 3/4 " relative to the rest . Another one is slightly crooked and sunken , but it 's less than 3/4 " ) .

Question: What might be the reason for my sarcasm in referring to my city as fair ?
Answer: Because the city cited me for two major things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .Because the city commended me for two minor things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .Because the city commended me for two major things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .Because the city cited me for two minor things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .