I have cleaned windows , scrubbed floors and bathrooms and kitchens and all manner of other unsightly things and hoovered lots of small crunchy things that were beginning to stick to the bottom of my socks . I have been a true martyr to the cause . Despite this it appears I have been failing dismally on all counts . Every single meal I have cooked has apparently been inedible shite .

Question: What is hoovering ?
Answer: Living in a " hooverville " tent city .Cleaning the floors .None of the above choices .polishing with a rag .