I think this may be the longest I ' ve ever waited to do it . Had to run for soap . Got a bleach stain on the bathroom rug . Toddlers and crappy squawking gossip galore in the laundry room .

Question: Why is there a bleach stain on the bathroom rug ?
Answer: Because someone spilled some bleach accidentally .None of the above choices .Because the writer had to run for soap .Because there were toddlers in the laundry room .