In 2004 I shot a band called Junior for the Times . I took the band into the paper 's bathroom to get some " bad boy " shots of them playing a game of craps . I must have done a good job , because Kiley Bland gave me a call a few weeks back to see if I was interested in shooting his wedding in June . I recently got together with Kiley and his bride - to - be , Jill , and we went out around town for some engagement shots and even hit the studio for some " silly " shots as well .

Question: Why was I called ?
Answer: Kiley wanted me to be a photographer at his wedding .Kiley wanted me to be a hitman to kill his bride to be .Kiley liked my wedding photos and gave me a compliment .Kiley wanted to play a game of crap with me .