I just joined Planet Fitness , so now I will feel better and not have to subject myself to Dave Harrington 's militant karate workouts so much . I ' m tired of that man . Now I just need a Zune . How to let Christopher know that I 'd much rather have one of those than a new guitar for my birthday?I will be 23 in two months exactly .

Question: What might happen if I do n't get a Zune ?
Answer: I will work out to karate .I will have a militant work out .I will work out to my playlist .I will work out in silence .