Stack of books on my bed , which start from " Literature and Gender " to " Wuthering Heights " ( on chapter 17 now ) . Just peering over the laptop to get an edge view of my j - lo bag , which i take a fancy too . Previous essay 's still lying in the envelope . no time to file it !

Question: Why do I have so much books ?
Answer: I need them to fuel my fireplace .I enjoy reading them as they make me feel smart .I do not like reading books .I 'm storing them for my friend .