Two weeks from now , he has a birthday , and we 're at a loss to figure out what to get him that will be both useful and special . His dorm room is already well furnished with the basics - he and his roommate between them have covered all the necessities : television , fridge , microwave . Stereos are n't the necessity they were when Pat and I were students - their computers have speaker systems , and they also have iPods for personal entertainment .

Question: What are the parents likely to get him for his birthday ?
Answer: They will get him something for college .They will not get him anything .They will get him dorm gear .They will get him an AARP membership .