I did it . I finally finished my degree with a 3.96 GPA ! That hateful old dean who said women were not smart enough to take advanced accounting courses had to eat his tongue . Of course the staff and students laughed out loud when after he handed me my diploma , I rolled my eyes at him and just turned around and walked off .

Question: Where might I get a job now that I finally have my degree ?
Answer: I will probably get a job at a bank .I will probably get a job at a restaurant .I will probably get a job at a vet 's office .None of the above choices .