( Just for the record , I have had a crush on Matt since the 7th grade . Unfortunately for me , his partner , Andy , won his heart . So , instead we sat on a ship to the Bahamas together last weekend and evaluated the hot guys .

Question: What would Matt and the author be doing if it were n't for Andy ?
Answer: They would be fishing .They would be making out .They would be sunbathing .They would be hitting on girls .