It was a teeny little press conference -- just local news and a few administrators -- so at least I did n't have to worry about being the in back and too short to see . The college president said a few words and introduced the observatory director ( who is " one of the named recipients " of the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize ! ZOMG , I KNOW !

Question: What was the shocking news ?
Answer: The director won the Nobel Peace Prize .The local news anchor won the Nobel Peace Prize .I won the Nobel Peace Prize .The college professor won the Nobel Peace Prize .