One overhears the most fascinating ( and hilarious ) things on campus . In this case , I was on campus yesterday morning for a faculty meeting / book rep flogging . I happened to be early , so I wandered over to the caf to load up on caffeine .

Question: What did I order at the cafe ?
Answer: I probably ordered a cup of decaf tea .None of the above choices .I probably ordered a cup of black coffee .I probably ordered a cup of ice water .