I disguise my temptation to burst out into full giggle mode every time I hear that question asked by an English man I ' ve met for the first time in some social setting . We could have been talking in a group for a while but on hearing my foriegn sounding first name they feel the need to ask the question : So where are you from ? Dependent on my mood I could launch into a monologue about living in South London and the advantages of being ' Sauf ' of the Thames .

Question: What country do I reside in ?
Answer: I live in the United States .I live in England .None of the above choices .I live in China .