Finally I could swim freely , my mom yelled roll over on your back . I was fine once the screaming choking 40 pound kid was off my back . The boat finally made it over , my wife with compassion in her voice said that was really stupid . Wow , I almost drowned and all you could say was that was stupid .

Question: Why was I almost drowned ?
Answer: I was trying to save a 40 pound child from drowning .I was fly fishing in a narrow river .I was ice fishing on a large lake .I was jet skiing high in the sky .