Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Question: Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?
Answer: None of the above choices .The cop was likely entertained by the joke .The cop was likely confused by the joke .The cop was likely offended by the joke .