I was supposed to get enough sleep so that I 'd be charmingly clever at 9:30 AM . So that guy I ' ve been so peculiarly captivated by would stop giving weird , " WTF ? " expressions whenever I spoke in discussion ... Lighthearted joking here ...

Question: What 's a possible reason getting enough sleep would make the writer charmingly clever at 9:30 AM ?
Answer: Because the writer is making lighthearted jokes .Because they are captivated by a guy .Because that will make their minds sharper .Because a guy gave the writer " WTF ? " expressions .