I kinda had a baby . Actually , had , is not the right term . I acquired a baby . So , if you 're someone who has followed this blog ( back when I was actually writing in it ) , you know that the irony of me " acquiring " a kid is rich .

Question: What does the writer possibly mean when they say they acquired a baby ?
Answer: They followed this blog .They were writing a blog .They acquired a rich kid .They adopted a baby .