So , yeah , I ' m obviously I ' m an idiot , although being unemployed is giving me lots and lots of time to pack . It is not , however , giving me lots and lots of money to buy new furniture . And dammit , I want new furniture . I saw the best dining table and chairs on sale for $ 389 , marked down 300 bucks , that I ' m actually considering committing a crime to acquire .

Question: What kind of crime would someone commit to aquire the dining table and chairs ?
Answer: I would commit arson and burn down the furniture store .I might actually be toying with stealing or fraud to get the table and chairs .I would murder someone .None of the above choices .