I had never seen any of the Scary Movies , and happened to notice in the paper that one was on TV tonight . So I watched it . Well , half of it . It was exactly what I had expected - bland , stupid , telegraphed American humour with its only clever moments being more accidental than planned .

Question: What did I do after reading the paper ?
Answer: None of the above choices .I turned the tv on to watch Scary movie .I went to the movies to watch Scary movie .I turned off my tv and went to bed .