Apparently mercury is in retrograde , whatever that means . Today is full of hilarity on every level . I went to get my sandwich for lunch about 20 minutes ago . As I was standing in line , I was giggling and iming Eden on my blackberry when out of nowhere someone whispers into my ear , " What did you order " .

Question: What may happen as i wait in line for my sandwitch ?
Answer: I let others go ahead of me in line .I turn my cell phone off as i wait .I saw something funny on my cell phone .I decide that i am not hungry .