I finally asked a female employee ( preceded , of course , by my nervous question of " Do you speak English ? " ( in English ) , which , thankfully , she did ) and showed her my ticket , and she pointed me to terminal " C " and there stood a lonely little cluster of suitcases , mine among them , guarded by a nice , little , Japanese security man who insisted , in English , that I check my name - tag to be sure the suitcase was mine . It was . Yay ! ( Thanks for those hilarious luggage tags , Mom !

Question: What country might I have been in when I was looking for my luggage ?
Answer: I was at the airport in Japan .I was in the United States but at the wrong luggage pickup .I was in the part of Canada where no one speaks English .I was in the English airport called Heathrow in England .