Former President of the United States Richard Nixon, the genetic origin of SCP-7149-B.

Item #: SCP-7149
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-7149-A's hostile disposition towards the Foundation and its propensity for weaponizing SCP-7149-B's properties against personnel interacting with it, the object has been relegated to solitary confinement in Site-55's humanoid containment wing. Personnel affected by SCP-7149-B are to report to the SCP-7149 project lead before consuming their next meal.
Description: SCP-7149 refers to two interrelated anomalies, designated SCP-7149-A and SCP-7149-B.
SCP-7149-A is Henry Evanson, a 27 year-old male who possesses minor ontokinetic properties from Durango, Colorado, United States. SCP-7149-A was a member of GoI-5869 (Gamers Against Weed), and utilized the handle "australiumrules" in relevant chatrooms until they were captured by the Foundation.
SCP-7149-B is a phrase, which when directed by SCP-7149-A towards another human, will result in the affected individual's next meal becoming genetically identical to Richard Nixon. This effect extends to all foodstuffs, regardless of whether it is meat or plant-based. Foodstuffs affected by SCP-7149-B will still appear identical to their unaltered versions.
Foundation-employed cannibals affected by SCP-7149-B have confirmed that this effect additionally translates to the taste of their food; it apparently becoming flavored similar to human flesh. Non-ritualistic cannibals1 report that SCP-7149-B-affected foodstuffs tastes similar to pork.
Addendum: The following is an interview carried out with SCP-7149-A upon being contained and prior to the discovery of SCP-7149-B.

Interrogated: Henry Evanson (SCP-71492)
Interrogator: Researcher Rex Alces, Site-55 Groups of Interest Research
<BEGIN LOG>
[SCP-7149 is seated with its hands cuffed behind its back in the interrogation chamber. Researcher Alces enters and takes a seat across from SCP-7149.]
Alces: Good afternoon, Mister Evanson. I'm Researcher Alces, and I will be handling your intake interview.Alces: Is that your online handle?Alces: I, uh. I'm just confirming it for the record.
[SCP-7149 laughs and leans back on its chair.]Alces: …Alces: Oh yeah?Alces: Anything we can do to sweeten the deal for you?Alces: If you're not going to cooperate, I'm just going to leave.
[SCP-7149 shrugs.]Alces: Did you just say "lol" in person?Alces: Why am I wasting my time with such a low-effort shitposter?Alces: I'm not missing my lunch over this.[SCP-7149 stifles a laugh.]
<END LOG>

Footnotes
1. Otherwise known as individuals who have not engaged in cannibalism prior to exposure to SCP-7149-B.
2. Prior to the discovery of SCP-7149-B, Evanson was labelled SCP-7149.

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