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Item #: SCP-7348
Object Class: Anomalous1
Special Containment Procedures: As of 10/12/03, the SCP-7348 file is currently under the care of Junior Researcher William Humphrey, who has also written it. This is all that is required.
Description: SCP-7348 is a dimensional and possibly innately memetic2 entity which apparently feeds off of the spread of the idea that it is important3. In other words, the more people that think it's important, the bigger more dangerous more intelligent they didn't tell me what happens more powerful it becomes4. Everything else about it is not important because i don't know anything else about it.
Addendum 04/24/07: Late Evaluation Notice
This file has gone one thousand two hundred ninety days (1,290) days without being sent to any superior for evaluation. This file has thus been locked from further editing and has been sent to the inbox of the last superior in charge of evaluating the SCP-7348 file: Dr. William Humphrey, Level 3.
Addendum 04/24/07-1: Evaluation Status
Looks good. - Dr. Humphrey

Footnotes
1. Pending change to Log of Anomalous Items.
2. ???? What's memetic even mean?? Did I miss something at orientation?
3. I literally could not fix this text error if I wanted to, and the tech team won't answer me.
4. Idk how something like that even works or exists

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Threat Level: Green

Special Containment Procedures: The SCP-7404 slot has been designated the burial site of SCP-7404, and arranged as such. To this end, SCP-7404 has been declassified to the public.
Description: SCP-7404 was a hostile infovorous entity that could traverse analog and electronic database systems. When encountered, it generally manifested as a drawing of a mythological hellhound.
SCP-7404 was first encountered by the SCP Foundation on the 13th of February, 2010, when it was caught eating the contents of the USNVBR-Site-56 Database backup. Between then and 04/01/2022, SCP-7404 would regularly target the Foundation's data centers, eating as much as it could before detection. It would be contained six times, where it would remain for an average of 6 months before escaping.
Unlike most infovores, SCP-7404 was subject to disease and aging. Drawings of SCP-7404 aged as time went on, and from December of 2021 onward, examination of such drawings revealed it to be suffering from hemangiosarcoma.1
On the 4th of January, 2022, SCP-7404 willingly entered containment and established communication with the SCP Foundation. SCP-7404 knew of its condition, and in return for comfort care and future burial, it agreed to cease its hostilities. These terms were accepted on 06/01/2022.
SCP-7404 passed away on the 13th of February, 2022. Per its request, it was buried in this file.

ADDENDUM

SCP-7404 envisioned its grave in a lush garden, full of poppies, flowering cacti, fig trees, and Lily of the Nile. It imagined these gardens teemed with butterflies and honey bees, and that small birds might perch upon the trees to sing pleasant songs to all who gathered. A small pond would cut through these gardens, where koi and pond skaters swam freely about.
This garden would be marked with benches and walkways; just enough to relax its guests, but not enough to encroach upon its natural beauty. Visitors would always be welcome, provided they did not disturb this secluded peace.
In the center of the garden would stand a mausoleum, locked from within. Visitors may peer through the iron bars of its doors, at the coffin upon which a stone fascimile of SCP-7404 sits with an unknown man in repose; otherwise, they may read the poem engraved upon the mausoleum's four faces:

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

SCP-7404 chose the Tomb of Pacheco as the model of its grave marker. When asked of its significance, SCP-7404 declined to answer.

Footnotes
1. A cancer that affects the cell lining of blood vessels, common in canines.

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SCP-7409. Close-up captured by Phoenix.

Item #: SCP-7409
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7409 is to remain in its location of discovery. Due to the remoteness of this location, further containment is unnecessary.
Description: SCP-7409 is a single white lily (lilium candidum).
SCP-7409 bears visual resemblance to domesticated lilium candidum found on Earth; however, the object is located approximately 700 million light years from Earth. This location is notable for being at the approximate center of the Boötes Void1.
SCP-7409 was discovered during a routine patrol of its surrounding area by unmanned Foundation drone Phoenix. Once Phoenix encountered SCP-7409, it switched itself to manual control mode and awaited further instructions from ground control. Upon seeing the object, ground control noted a desire to "leave it alone", which they identified as a minor compulsion effect. Despite this, the team instructed Phoenix to attempt to retrieve a sample of SCP-7409.
When the drone came within 1 kilometer from SCP-7409, its propulsion jets abruptly lost power. Phoenix's momentum was still able to carry it to the object. However, the drone was unable to collect it or retrieve samples from it; indeed, SCP-7409 appeared to have been "anchored" to its location by an undetectable force. Phoenix's jets returned to normal functionality after photos of the object were taken, and ground control directed it back towards its routine patrol.
The area surrounding SCP-7409 contains several large clouds of small particles, later identified as lilium candidum pollen. The volume of these clouds is consistent with 16.2 billion years of pollen production.

Footnotes
1. A region of space containing very few galaxies, approximately 330 million light years in diameter. Colloquially referred to as the Great Nothing.

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Item: SCP-7416
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Right now, the being is kept inside a circular room with a radius of 50 meters, conditioned to support extremely low temperatures. Due to hostile behaviour, no attempt to enter the room without proper equipment to survive outer space is allowed, as it might be considered a breach. Should a breach happen, SCP-7416 should be recovered with all attempts of a non-lethal recovery be a priority as otherwise, its death might cause a similar incident related to SCP-[REDACTED].
Description: SCP 7416 is human with its skin covered in language of unknown origin to the Foundation. It possesses the powers to lower the cryotemperatures until it reaches absolute zero. While it can communicate in Portuguese and English, due to [REDACTED] years at the Foundation, it has caused it to become aggressive at any foundation attempts at communication and will cause it to act aggressively against Foundation members.
Addendum:
Addendum 7416-001- Entity was initially recovered after the Foundation gained knowledge of an incident where the [REDACTED] festival was stopped because its entire participants were frozen alive apart from one participant as footage showed. After an MTF team was dispatched, the entity was captured, though additional civilians were caught in the middle of its uncontrollable power. Cover-up attempts by the Foundation to hide the event were to blame a gas leak as the reason for the deaths of all participants and civilians around the festival.
Addendum7416-002- Following several experiments, the following was found about the being powers:

Range: SCP 7416 seems to possess a 50-meter range when using its powers. However, depending on the distance, different effects are experienced:
50-40-meter range: any object within this range seems to experience a temperature drop of -10C.
39-20-meter range: all objects within this range experience a temperature equivalent to -50C.
19-1-meter range: all objects experience absolute zero, causing everything in this range to be completely frozen.
1-0-meter range: while an investigation is still imminent, it is believed that at this range a temperature even lower than absolute zero is achieved but it is still unknown.

Addendum 7416-03- Following multiple attempts and two successful breaches, reclassification from Euclid to Keter was approved by the O5 council.
Level 5 Only
By order of the 05 Council, only Level 5 should be able to access the following Addendum, any other unauthorized attempts to access it will result in termination or demotion.

Head translation
The lungs of the emperor were said to possess mystic powers, it is said that with only one breath, all of space was said to be created. Now, while the emperor has stopped breathing, one day, they will unlock and when that day happens, the lungs will once again awaken and resume the empire of the stars.

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Item #: SCP-7428
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Any unusual activity should be monitored along with signs of life. Due to certain factors, all information about its location should be unknown for levels 4 and below. In case of a SCP breach or other GOI's attempt at closing in, all nuclear devices should be immediately detonated by the site director, as it is of the utmost importance that no one apart from the Foundation, has access to it.
Description: SCP-7428 is a humanoid being stuck inside a 10x5x5-meter container covered in a language of unknown origin to the foundation. Even though there are signs of it being alive, right now, the entity lacks its entire respiratory system along with its heart, arms, legs, and other members, with the belief that the container is the only thing keeping it alive. Further tests have shown that the being seems to respond to visual stimuli, but it still has not responded to any attempts at communication so far.
Addendum: Addendum 7428-001- As of lately, the entity has slowly recovered more parts of itself as time goes, which seems to correspond with the incidents related to SCP-[REDACTED]. If the entity ever fully reforms, project S.S.E. should be immediately activated.
Addendum 7428-002- Origin: Entity was recovered in 1981, in [REDACTED], at the time of its recovery, the entity was only some small patches of skin. However, it has slowly gained more parts, with predictions that in the next [REDACTED] years, full recovery is expected.
Addendum 7428-003- To prevent leaks of the location, the 05 council has blocked most information on it to be only accessible to level 5 and only within the site computers. Due to these restrictions, the file being shown is the limited version of this SCP.

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Item : SCP-7429
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: No attempts should be made to touch SCP-7429 due to its anomalous ability. Any attempts, either successful or unsuccessful, will result in the person being tranquilized and after Foundation deliberation, will result in termination or becoming part of project METAL-HAND.
Description: SCP-7429-1 is an animatronic, that has aged to the point of it being a mess of wire, cogs, and other rusted metals. However, it seems to have a handmade of a tissue similar to a human, covered in a language of unknown origin to the Foundation.
Any type of organic life that touches the hand, seems to undergo some type of evolution process.
All beings that undergo this process is to be identified as SCP-7429-2, which are “evolved” organisms who display extremely hostile behaviors to any being apart from themselves.
The result of this process is different depending on the being, but on humans, it causes the following results:
Increase in endurance, strength, durability, IQ levels of around 230, increase in aggressive behavior, resistance to poison, radiation, and bioweapons, increase in life span and regeneration.
It is believed that SCP-7429-2 humanoid beings are of [REDACTED], which are currently contained within the Foundation but within the named group [REDACTED] is speculated to have [REDACTED] of this entity.
++Level 4 Access Required++

Project METAL-HAND:
In-charge: Professor John Terry
Purpose: Due to SCP-7429-1 effect on improving humans in all aspects and the need for more soldier's fighting for the Foundation, this project focuses on the use of SCP-SCP-7429-2 to create improved soldiers to fill the ranks of the MTF.
Process: First, a screening of subjects will be made amongst the D-class, to choose the more likely to get the best evolution traits from the process. Second, due to the entity hostile behaviour, a lobotomy will need to be performed on all entities. While normally, a lobotomy on human beings would critically affect the brain of human, on the entities, it decreases the aggression while minimally affecting their mental capacity.
Training: Then, a training project will commence and depending on the MTF, the training process might range from 10 days to 6 months.

++Level 5 Access Required++

Translation of unknown language:
On the dawn of time, multiple factions were constantly fighting amongst themselves, resulting in tremendous wars. Until, one day, using his right hand, the emperor touched each one of his soldier's, causing all of them to evolve. The result of this was an enhanced army, which destroyed all the other factions and started his long reign over the cosmos.

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Item#: 7472

Level2

Containment Class:
pending

Secondary Class:
{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:
none

Risk Class:
none

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Tree in Poland (squirrels not pictured).

Special Containment Procedures: Pending.
Description: SCP-7472 is the disappearance of an estimated 40,000-280,000 squirrels in and around Poznań, Poland. Investigation is ongoing.

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Item #: SCP-7477
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All known vectors for SCP-7477 have been destroyed. The necessity of terminating the last known carrier of SCP-7477 is currently being debated.
Description: SCP-7477 is a viral cognitohazard incubating in organisms attempting to determine a solution to a complicated problem or project (as defined by the affected individual). SCP-7477 is capable of infecting organisms who are not working on such a problem, in which case it will latch onto an applicable problem when the organism begins working on it. SCP-7477 has displayed extreme versatility in hosts, able to affect both human and non-human organisms.
Based upon what information can be gathered and testimony from the sole surviving carrier of SCP-7477, when a viable solution to the associated problem is reached by an infected carrier, SCP-7477 detonates. At this time, the head of the affected organism will spontaneously explode. The force of the explosion exponentially scales with the size of the affected organism's head; a human head explodes with force roughly equal to a grenade, whereas an affected blue whale's head exploded with force equivalent to 10 kT of TNT.
Individuals who observe the process of SCP-7477 detonating, interact with the physical remains of a carrier (especially the head) or otherwise interact in a first-hand capacity with the SCP-7477 explosion or its effects become infected with SCP-7477. If information regarding SCP-7477 is significantly distorted, the cognitohazardous properties fade. For example, the ashes of victim's heads do not carry the effect.

LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE REQUIRED

KNOWN ACTIVE SCP-7477 CARRIERS

The final carrier of SCP-7477 is the Gnostic Monad. It was infected as a result of its omniscience upon the initial manifestation of SCP-7477, which it has identified as a malicious plot of the Demiurge and a corruption of the emanations. It has relayed to the Foundation the details surrounding its infection and as a result has been designated as SCP-7477-∞.
While SCP-7477-∞ is theoretically capable of neutralizing SCP-7477 through its omnipotence, its affected project is the best way to neutralize SCP-7477. Therefore, SCP-7477-∞ is incapable of determining a method of neutralizing SCP-7477.
SCP-7477-∞ has recognized that it is both temporally transcendent and omnipotent. SCP-7477-∞ has also recognized that — being noncorporeal and unassociated with the physical universe — SCP-7477-∞ does not have a head which could explode. Despite these factors, SCP-7477-∞ claims that it remains unwilling to neutralize the anomaly.
SCP-7477-∞ apologizes for the inconvenience.

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Item #: SCP-7506
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7506 is kept in a standard containment locker.
Description: SCP-7506 is an electric steam iron manufactured in the early 1960's. The soleplate is heavily dented and covered in various burn marks.
While SCP-7506 is plugged in and switched on, contact between its soleplate and any clothing will cause an audible scream to vocalise from the latter while contact is maintained. The screams will match that of a human, varying in tone and pitch depending on the intended body type the clothing was designed for.
Testing log:

Item: An adult man's tailored suit
Resulting Vocalisation: Deep pitched scream, similar to that of an adult male.

Item: An adult woman's polkadot sundress
Resulting Vocalisation: High pitched scream, similar to an adult female.

Item: A boy's plain white t-shirt
Resulting Vocalisation: High pitched scream, masculine undertones.

Item: A young girl's shirt
Resulting Vocalisation: High pitched, feminine scream.

Item: A white lab coat
Note: Item belonged to Head Researcher, Dr. Miles.
Resulting Vocalisation: Low pitched scream, identical to Dr. Miles.

Item: A young boy's shirt, heavily torn (Recovered from SCP-7506's original location)
Resulting Vocalisation: High pitched scream.

Item: Same torn shirt from previous test
Note: Contact between SCP-7506 and the garment lasted longer than in previous tests.
Resulting Vocalisation: Screams remained unchanged for the first thirty seconds. Vocalisations gradually became quieter over the next three minutes, until ceasing completely. Only infrequent, hushed murmuring would occur until the test's conclusion.

Item: A teenage girl's yellow sweater with burn marks matching SCP-7506's soleplate present on the back left shoulder area.
Resulting Vocalisation: High pitched screams between stretches of heavy breathing. Vocalisations were slightly muffled, as if emanating through clenched teeth.

Item: A man's grey tailored suit, immaculately kept
Resulting Vocalisation: Audible murmuring, barely noticeable.

Item: A woman's blue dress, covered in multiple stitchings from repairs.
Resulting Vocalisation: Silence.
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Item #: SCP-7547
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7547 has not been removed from the scene of its initial discovery.
Description: SCP-7547 is a severed human head impaled on a wooden pike. The object induces a hallucinatory effect causing observers to see SCP-7547 as the head of a close loved one.
Discovery: On 14/07/2019, the Boston police department was notified that a murder had taken place. The victim's head, SCP-7547, was displayed in front of the Reality Church of Boston, with their body lying nearby. Upon the discovery of the head's anomalous properties, jurisdiction over the investigation was transferred to the SCP Foundation. Adam Engle was chosen as investigator.

[AUDIO LOG]
Location: Adam Engle's office
Date: 16/07/2019
Time: 17:23

Begin Log

(The sound of a door opening and closing.)
Engle: Oh, hey.
Voice:1 Just one of those days, huh?
Engle: I won't say I disagree.
Cho: Got some more files for you.
(The sound of a stack of papers impacting the desk.)
Engle: Thanks.
Cho: So what're you thinking? Anart piece? Some kind of ritual?
Engle: Well, Forensics haven't gotten back with the victim's identity, so could be anything, really. It might be a crime of passion, if the anomalous properties are anything to go by.
Cho: Oh, yeah, makes it a pain in the ass to deal with. I keep seeing– (coughs) I keep seeing people in Forensics having to step away, tears in their face. And I mean I don't blame them, like, I know it's fake, but doesn't change the fact it looks like my fiancé's severed head on a pike. Say, what does it look like to you?
Engle: …I'd rather not talk about it.
Cho: Fair enough. Sorry for bringing it up.
Engle: It's fine.
(Pause.)
Cho: Welp, I'm gonna head back. See you later, man.
Engle: Bye.
(The sound of a door opening and closing.)
(Shuffling papers. Engle mumbles something unintelligible in a sing-song tone.)

(Office phone rings. Engle picks it up)
Engle: Hel-
Unknown Voice:2 The ball has been set in motion.
Engle: Excuse me?
Unknown Voice: Listen well, we won't repeat this twice. 14/07/2012, Portland, Maine. Remember it? It should be fresh in your mind.
Engle: …What is this?
Unknown Voice: Trust everyone and no one. It is perpetual motion run amok, but the flight plan can be adjusted. Find a map.
(The phone line disconnects, playing a dull tone.)
Engle: …

End Log

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Footnotes
1. Later identified as Agent Daniel Cho.
2. Identity Unknown. Voice is tinny with a high pitch.

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Item#: 7585

Level1

Containment Class:
neutralized

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
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Risk Class:
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The remains of SCP-7585.

Special Containment Procedures: The urn containing SCP-7585's ashes is kept in a standard storage locker at Site-17. Cultures of anomalous bacterial and fungal matter previously generated by SCP-7585 are maintained in on-site biological labs and should be handled according to Class-3 Biohazard protocols.

Description: SCP-7585 expired in September 1998 from toxic shock after becoming infected by an anomalously modified species of Staphylococcus. The body was cremated; the ashes show no anomalous properties. Several bacterial strains related to SCP-7585 are cultivated for their enzymes or byproducts. These strains have no anomalous properties aside from their origin.

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Item #: SCP-7615
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The alleyway containing SCP-7615 has been sealed off from public access.
Description: SCP-7615 is an inter-dimensional location accessible via a steel hatchway, located in an alleyway within the city of █████, Wisconsin, United States. On the hatch is fixed a placard that formerly read “Department of Abnormalities”.
All attempts to access SCP-7615 or penetrate the hatch were unsuccessful, until the 26th of June, 2015, after surveillance camera feed ceased for several seconds. Upon restoring, the feed revealed the placard to now be blank. Personnel sent to examine SCP-7615 found that they could now freely open the hatch without difficulty.
The entrance to SCP-7615 initially begins with metal ladders leading down a circular shaft, measuring twenty meters in length. The walls consist of bricks identical to those in the initial alleyway: Dull-grey in color, covered in graffiti, and severely cracked and dirty, before gradually becoming less damaged as the descent continues, eventually being replaced entirely with smooth, red brickwork. At the bottom is a tunnel lit by ceiling lights of varying color. The roof of the tunnel is curved with a single downwards spike protruding down the centre, forming a long cordate archway measuring a further ten meters in length. At the end is a single steel door, which appears to have been unlocked from the other side.
The door leads out through a wooden outhouse, located in an open field containing a variety of flora, notably common homegrown vegetation and fruit-bearing plants1. In the distance can be seen a perpetually setting sun. Located at the central point of the field is an elevated grassy hill on-which a small cottage stands.
The cottage is fully furnished for two people. Numerous personal items of the house's former occupants are located throughout, including framed photos, books, clothing, and other forms of personal entertainment dating back to the early 1970's.
Upon initial investigation, the bodies of two elderly women were found together, sitting in a large wicker chair on the porch of the cottage. Both were positioned as to imply that they had been watching the sunset. Autopsy reports estimated the two to have been deceased for around the same amount of time.
Discovery Log: The Foundation was alerted to SCP-7615 in 1972, following the mention of the phrase “Department of Abnormalities” in a newspaper article published in █████, Wisconsin.
SCP-7615 was found shortly following the sudden disappearance of two women, Angela Murray and Riley Watkins in the city itself. Reports indicate that the two had entered the alleyway together, before witnesses following the duo reached the location themselves, only to find it empty.
SCP-7615 was eventually found by one of the several witnesses that had followed the two women, however they were unable to open it. Witnesses refused to explain their reasons for chasing the couple.

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1. Notable examples include pomegranates, apples, and cherries
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Last known photo of SCP-7616

Item #: SCP-7616
Object Class: Safe-Draugr1
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7616 and SCP-7616-# are to be contained in Site-88. SCP-7616 is to be investigated for anomalous properties, and its Hume level monitored for spikes in activity.
Reconstruction of SCP-7616 is currently underway, so as to obtain a better understanding of its nature.
Description: SCP-7616 is a heavily damaged American sternwheel steamboat commissioned by one “Adrian2” in 1921. The object was used for commercial river cruises along the Mississippi River, and as a cover for illegal activities such as gambling and moonshine production/distribution.
The many relevant objects found within the vessel are referred to as SCP-7616-#, and include decks of standard playing cards, dice, roulette tables, slot machines, and eight deceased humans. SCP-7616-# gaming equipment only manifest anomalous properties within SCP-7616. Any players who participate in a game of chance have a 100% success rate. When SCP-7616-1, or Adrian's corpse, is treated as a “player” of a game within SCP-7616, SCP-7616-1 loses 100% of games in all tests.
All results of chance-based elements of any game played within SCP-7616 are decided in the players favor. Should the odds of a win-condition be impossible, the circumstances of that game will shift to allow a player win. Skill-based factors of games played within SCP-7616 are unaffected, as well as games where the opponent is another player, excluding the "House."
The internal Hume level of SCP-7616 is exceedingly high, ranking at 7██~, and the presently known anomalous properties do not account for its Hume levels. SCP-7616-# objects have been proven to be non-anomalous, and SCP-7616 merely reacts to games of chance being played within it. SCP-7616-# corpses are thought to be non-anomalous and have been buried, save for SCP-7616-1.
Addendum: SCP-7616 was found in the bottom of the Mississippi River, near Port Sulphur, its destruction thought to have been caused by an explosion to its engine. Civilians aboard SCP-7616 at the time of its malfunction have been safely evacuated, the only casualties appearing to be Adrian, and 7 confirmed members of the New Orleans Crime Family.

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Footnotes
1. Item is considered Neutralised or Decommissioned, but ongoing anomalous phenomena originates from them.
2. No last name given.

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Item #: SCP-7675
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7675 is to be held in storage away from any anomalous consumables. Outside of testing, foodstuffs and other consumables should not come in contact with SCP-7675.
Description: SCP-7675 is a metal spoon 15 cm in length, with no manufacturer's markings or identifying indentations. Spectrographic analysis has shown it to be composed of iron, chromium, nickel, and carbon, typical for cutlery of its make.
If SCP-7675 is used by a human subject to launch edible matter as a projectile, in a manner typically seen in “food fights”, impacted inanimate objects will be partially or completely transformed1 into matter identical to the impacting foodstuffs launched by SCP-7675. Living organic matter is not affected, although jewelry, clothing, or other accessories will be converted upon impact. Microscopic single-cell organisms, such as bacteria, have been observed to spontaneously alter their shape to resemble the foodstuff impacting them, without actually changing their physical composition.
If subjects in proximity to SCP-7675 begin engaging in an activity recognized by all participants as a “food fight” instigated by the user of SCP-7675, then all edible matter utilized over the course of the altercation will take on the matter-altering effect. Once the interior is fully coated by a layer of edible matter, it will begin to self-transfigure by sculpting new features based on the desires and inclinations of those participating in the "food fight" and as such it is recommended that any future testing be discontinued before this point is reached. Due to the heightened state of agitation induced by participating in a confrontational situation, materials generated within SCP-7675-affected rooms generally serve to escalate the situation and prolonged periods of activation may lead to severe injuries among the participants.
Of note, SCP-7675 manifests no anomalous properties when used properly as an eating utensil.

Footnotes
1. Depending on the size and splatter radius of the impact area.
Item #: SCP-7688
Object Class: Neutralized

Alleged sketch of SCP-7688, early nineteenth century.

Special Containment Procedures: As of the 21st century, no further activity from SCP-7688 has been found in any physical literature. SCP-7688 has thus been reclassified as Neutralized.
Description: SCP-7688 was a spectral entity resembling Marie Stratford, a British writer alive during the mid 18th century. Throughout the late 18th century, less than one-hundred eyewitness accounts of SCP-7688 were ever divulged.
In all reports, SCP-7688 is described to be examining recently written drafts of fiction or non-fictional works within the respected witness's home. SCP-7688 would then manifest a translucent quill in their right hand to scan through its text. Once finished, SCP-7688 would then leave the location by phasing through a nearby wall or similar vertical surface without acknowledging anyone present. At a later point (Several hours or days, depending on the draft's length), handwritten notes would be found at the original location, including spelling/grammatical corrections for the work, as well as overall feedback.
In cases where witnesses attempted to coax SCP-7688 to leave, no hostility was reported. SCP-7688 would simply exit the premises without issue. Finale drafts were notably different from the original work in terms of overall readability. Some exceptional cases show that SCP-7688 visited the same premises at least twice, during which the author in-question did not prevent SCP-7688 from working.
Some allusions to SCP-7688 were later uncovered from the mid 20th century, in the form of notes alongside various war poems written during both World Wars.
Very few works were publicly credited to Ms. Stratford while alive, having primarily been employed as an editor and ghostwriter. Ms. Stratford worked for various publishing companies and independent contractors throughout her career, before finally passing away in 1847. No evidence of any major earnings procured during her life has been found. Ms. Stratford gained no renown following her death, despite having produced a multitude of works throughout her lifetime, including independent novellas, poems, translations of foreign works, and scientific articles.

Addendum.1: Object Class: Neutralized *Object Class: Keter
As of the 21st century, no further activity from SCP-7688 has been found in any physical literature. SCP-7688 has thus been reclassified as Neutralized. *SCP-7688 has resurfaced following a long-term hiatus. Investigation is advised.
SCP-7688 was a spectral *is
There is vastly more work to do. I have my transparent hands full in this new "online" age of writing.
Addendum.2: I needn't correct “Neutralized” to "Neutralised"? I'll leave it as is.
A man and a woman sat together within a pizza shop, a medium Hawaiian with a single slice eaten rested on the table between them. The former was young and gangly, a pair of thick glasses clinging to a crooked nose. The latter was short and tan, a streak of electric blue ran through otherwise raven hair.
"People are starting to talk," she said softly. "They are noticing the couriers I hire aren't coming back. I can maybe do one, maybe two runs before I just won't have the manpower anymore. We had a good run, but let's face it, we're not getting any more Seance Dust out of Three Ports."
"Our mutual friend has enough supply to last for the time being," he replied. "We just need one more run and that should cover it. You should know by now that money is not an object here. If you need to increase the rates, do so."
"Not even the greediest idiot is going to sign up for an obvious suicide mission." She snorted and shook her head. "Until you find a way around the skippers, you're not getting another gram short of picking it up in Britain."
The man paused. A smile crept onto his lips.
"Don't suppose you know anyone willing to do a little wetwork do you?" he asked. "As I said before, money is no object."
"Are fucking serious?" she hissed under her breath, looking over her shoulder. "You want to put a contract out on skippers? Are you insane?"
He shrugged.
"I can tell you exactly where they'll be, and what they can do," he said with a grin. "Like shooting fish in a barrel."

Series Overview:
MTF Tau-51 ("Urban Brawl") has been on the trail of an anomalous narcotics manufacturer operating out of Three Portlands for months. Every time a new bust is made, all the leads miraculously prove to be dead ends, with their target always one step ahead of them. With little help from the Unusual Incidents Unit, MTF Commander Damian Creed and Thaumatologist Beatrice Ross take matters into their own hands, only to find the trail leads close to home. Join us for a highly bingeable mystery, Those Twisted Pines style.

Tales:

Part 1: Closed Game
Part 2: Middlegame
Part 3: Breakthrough
Part 4: Bare King

Supporting Documents:

All Hallows
Site-64 Dossier
Three Portlands Hub
Those Twisted Pines Hub
Item#: 7782

Level1

Containment Class:
safe

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

SCP-7782

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7782 is kept in a specialized anomalous storage locker that prevents rotting.
Description: SCP-7782 is a sapient gala apple capable of speech. The method by which it speaks is unknown.
Discovery: On February 14th 2023, SCP-7782 spontaneously manifested on Doctor Yellowstone's desk alongside a valentines day card with the text "You are the apple of my eye!" The following interaction was recorded by security cameras in Doctor Yellowstone's office.

<Begin Log>Doctor Yellowstone: Oh, hello. Thank you, I guess. How did you get in here?Doctor Yellowstone: I'm flattered, but no thank you. Have you heard of the Smith-Malus anomalous scientific law? It states that "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."<End Log>

Addendum 1: As of July 17th 2023, SCP-7782 has made romantic advances towards fifty-three Foundation Personnel, twenty-two sapient SCP objects, and one picture of a potted plant. None of these individuals have reciprocated SCP-7782's advances, and it has not made advances towards individuals who have declined previously. Researcher Wadsworth offered to introduce it to one of the Foundation's artificial intelligences. However, SCP-7782 declined, as the artificial intelligences do not run on Apple-branded computers.
Addendum 2: To test how SCP-7782 interacts with mundane objects, a non-anomalous red delicious apple was placed in its containment locker. The following was recorded after.

<Begin Log>Researcher Wadsworth: That's an apple2.SCP-7782 rolls closer to the apple.The apple is silent.The apple remains silent.The apple continues being silent.
<End Log>

The mundane apple remained in SCP-7782's containment locker at its request, and it continued to talk to the mundane apple despite the fact that the mundane apple has yet to verbally respond.
Addendum 3: Two engagement rings were found embedded in SCP-7782 and the mundane apple a year following Addendum 2. Nine months after the previous event, an apple seed with a tiny pacifier was found in SCP-7782's containment locker.

« SCP-7781 | SCP-7782 | SCP-7783 »

Footnotes
1. There are no trees nor baskets in Doctor Yellowstone's office.
2. SCP-7782 has not seen any other apples since its original manifestation.
Rab333

Don't do drugs, kids.
Also, more stuff by me!

Item#: 7803

Level2

Containment Class:
euclid

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

SCP-7803-1.

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-7803-1's death, no containment measures are needed for it. Samples of SCP-7803 are currently stored in a basic biological containment chamber in Site-23. Generalized efforts pertaining to monitoring the area of Chicago, Illinois for undiscovered instances of SCP-7803 are also underway.
Description: SCP-7803 is an anomalous subspecies of the Panaeolus cinctulus1 mushroom that was found exclusively in Chicago, Illinois, before complete removal and subsequent personal cultivation by SCP-7803-1. SCP-7803, upon consumption, allows the individual to experience the entirety of Connor Baird's life up until the end of the 1991 World Series2 Game 7. The psychedelic effects of SCP-7803 are the same every time and match nearly perfectly3 in comparison to the events undertaken in SCP-7803-1's life, save for day-to-day experiences which can't be accurately checked. The aforementioned effects of SCP-7803 last approximately a few hours, though affected individuals experience them with a heavily distorted time perception, roughly matching the entire duration of Baird's life up until Game 7.
SCP-7803-1 is Connor Baird, an American professional baseball player.
Discovery Log 7803.1:
A massive quantity of SCP-7803 was discovered upon SCP-7803-1's death, stashed in several different parts of its house. While public records attribute the death of SCP-7803-1 to a hemorrhagic stroke, an estimated 49g of SCP-7803 was found in SCP-7803-1's body upon autopsy.
During testing of SCP-7803, it was discovered that all psychedelic trips ended with a speech given by SCP-7803-1 to the Minnesota Twins, following the finale of Game 7. No such speech was ever recorded or given during the 1991 World Series finale. Reports from former Minnesota Twins players suggest that SCP-7803-1 had started uncontrollably sobbing for an extended period of time after the game.
It is currently unknown if SCP-7803's psychedelic visions were prophetic in nature, or were simply extensively followed by SCP-7803-1. If the latter is true, combined with the accuracy of Baird's actions relative to the visions, it is theorized that it spent at least several thousands of years under the active effects of SCP-7803.

Update 04/03/2013

Update 04/03/2013

A message, stashed away in a compartment used to hide instances of SCP-7803, was subsequently found, theorized to have been written shortly before SCP-7803-1's death. The message has been attached below:

I don't know what to do anymore. Since they've stopped guiding me. I'm lost. Give me the knowledge of just one more day, one more day, one more day, please. I'm sorry.

License

License

Filename: DSC_0406_Orlando_Cabrera.jpg
Name: Guy
License: CC BY 2.0
Source Link: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:DSC_0406_Orlando_Cabrera.jpg

Footnotes
1. Banded mottlegill.
2. The 1991 World Series was the championship series of Major League Baseball's (MLB) 1991 season.
3. Check Discovery Log 7803.1.
Number? Seventy-eight. Thirty-two.

Classification? Euclid. Tricky.

Containment? Brevity. Conservative.
Actions? Words. Three.
Singular. Mandatory. Enforced.
Fully. Expressive. Concepts.
Written. Typed. Spoken.
Recorded. Shared. Approved.
Everyone. Everywhere. Foundation.
Document. Easiest. Comprehends.
Speech. Difficult. Caution.
Language? Any. Indiscriminate.
Anomaly? Visit. Cell.
Daily. Hourly. Anyone.
Security. Clearance? Medium.
Violate? Complexity. Disaster.
Breach? Ritual. Personnel.
Recital. Simultaneous. Orchestrated.
Just. Three. Words.
Repeated. Measured. Clear.

Construction. Example. Recent.

Description? Entity. Amalgamation.
Origin? Unknown. Reticent.
Species? Singular. Theory.
Intelligent. Impatient. Dissatisfied.
Restless. Constructive. Ceaseless.
Complexity. More. Always.
Additions. Everything. Everywhere.
Knotted. Twisted. Suffocation.
Dangerous. Overgrowth. Calamity.
Hostile? No. Counterproductive.
Weakness? Discovered. Minimalism.
Enforced. Results? Positive!
Activities? Reduced. Manageable.

Addendums? Tests. Few.
Words. Quantity? Experiment.
None? Failure. Escaped.
One? Cruelty. Avoid.
Two? Insufficient. Suffers.
Four? Excessive. Breach.
Three? Balanced. Perfect.
Reliable. Secure. Conclusive.

« SCP-7831 | SCP-7832| SCP-7833 »
Item #: SCP-7845
Object Class: Eparch
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7845 is currently under investigation by the Conterconceptual Division. SCP-7845's material components are currently locked within Storage Locker-0875 at Site-17.
Description: SCP-7845 designates a collection of disparate evidence that points towards an event of a counterconceptual nature that occurred to Counterconceptual Division Researcher Anabelle Chen throughout the October of 2023. All the objects are affected by varying degrees of counterconceptual contamination. However, this is believed to be a result of the event itself, not the objects.1 SCP-7845 evidence is as follows:

The deletion of all dating apps from Researcher Chen's personal cell phone;

Three stuffed animals within Researcher Chen's flat that they did not remember purchasing.;

Several makeup products within Researcher Chen's bathroom that they do not use;

Documentation suggesting that they had arranged for a box of chocolates to be delivered to another individual;

A large amount of roses in Researcher Chen's home;

Documentation suggesting that Researcher Chen had viewed the film Bottoms on her personal Amazon Prime account;

Over 300 text messages sent between Researcher Chen and another individual. Due to counterconceptual contamination, these messages were unable to be recovered;

Charges to Researcher Chen's personal credit card suggesting they had visited several restaurants throughout the month that they did not remember visiting;

An undefined feeling of sadness and loneliness that persisted throughout the day;

Researcher Chen reported SCP-7845 to the Foundation on November 1st, 2023.
Addendum: Two days after Researcher Chen submitted her initial report, the Department of Analytics flagged the file as containing key similarities to SCP-48592, an anomaly submitted on the same day by Antimemetics Division Researcher Harriet Rosenberg. Following the ingestion of mnestics by both researchers, they arranged a dinner date at Samantha's Cakes, and Pies2 on November 5th to discuss the anomaly.

Footnotes
1. The Eparch class refers to objects which are non-anomalous, but related to the anomalous.
2. A popular Foundation-run dessert shop.

« SCP-7844 | SCP-7845 | SCP-7846 »
Item #: 7935
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7935 is to remain on display in wing A7 of Site-357's anomalous artifacts appreciation sector.
Located SCP-7935-1 instances are to be uprooted and transported to Site-357 where they are to be placed in the proximity of both SCP-7935 and a grow lamp. Instances are to be watered twice daily, and monitored for unique growth patterns.

SCP-7935

Description: SCP-7935 is a forged copy of Szatan by Stanisław Ignacy Witkiewicz. Though the piece itself is undamaged, it remains in its original frame, which has been warped due to water damage incurred prior to acquisition.
SCP-7935-1 denotes certain masses of amalgamated human flesh. Entities consist of up to two arms, two legs, one head,1 and at least one phallus, all contorted around a central mound. Additionally, instances possess both complex rootlike protrusions emanating from their undersides, and cells containing chlorophyll, giving them a mild green hue and allowing them to sustain themselves given ample light and water.
Nascent SCP-7935-1 instances have been discovered globally in a wide variety of locations, though most frequently around college campuses and locations with similar demographic makeups. Most instances will be discovered in an earlier state of development, with fewer obvious appendages and paler skin. In 95% of cases, these instances will naturally perish due to malnourishment, incapable of sustaining themselves.2 Notably, the aforementioned effect can be remedied through exposure to SCP-7935, the maintained proximity of which will allow the mounds to swell to and maintain their mature state.
Addendum-1: Junior Researcher Elias Flock was recorded musing the following out loud while watering an SCP-7935-1 instance.

"Well isn't that a pretty protrusion you have there, fella."

He was then observed poking the aforementioned protrusion with his watering can before moving on.
Hours after Flock's maintenance, the watered instance began to constrict upon itself, forming a bud-like structure which it remained in for approximately three days. The instance was then observed to unfurl, extending its limbs outward and beyond its container, and in doing so, revealing a human heart that had developed within.3 The instance has remained in this altered state since the event. Investigations into this behavior are ongoing.

« SCP-7934 | SCP-7935 | SCP-7936 »

Footnotes
1. Possessing any number of the expected sensory organs and orifices of a human being.
2. Though they possess the proper faculties.
3. Beating at a constant 112 BPM.
Item #: 7951
Object Class: Safe

SCP-7951-1 and SCP-7951-2 together.

Special Containment Procedures: Researcher Paul Jones must remain aware of possible SCP-7951 manifestations. For the preservation of normalcy, Jones is to observe extra vigilance regarding romantic occasions, family dinners, and moderate social gatherings of 3-7 people.
Description: SCP-7951 is the designation for the spontaneous physical manifestation of two coffee mugs within the personal home of Researcher Paul Jones.
SCP-7951-1 is a nondescript ceramic mug invariably filled with a black tea beverage at or below 23 degrees Celsius. Subjects who perceive SCP-7951-1 believe that the liquid inside is "not how they like their tea" and upon tasting the beverage will note that it is "too cold" in addition to a series of other subjective qualitative notes. The exception to this is Researcher Paul Jones, who says that the liquid inside is "exactly how [he likes] it."
SCP-7951-2 is empty.
Discovery: SCP-7951 was discovered in the home of Researcher Paul Jones shortly after the finalization of inheritance proceedings on 10/15/2023. When questioned, Jones stated, "My room's still how I left it."