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'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I've grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me body
( Body - Mother Mother )
SCP-6356 - Take my Body Away From Me, Not Like I Need it Anymore.
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Item #: SCP-6356
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6356 is contained in a standard Bio-hazard containment cell at Site-315. Maintenance activities, involving three D-Class personnel in hazmat suits, are scheduled biweekly for cleaning purposes.
Description: SCP-6356 is a large, vaguely spherical amalgamation of organs, bones, and flesh approximately 3 meters in height. SCP-6356 appears to be sentient, frequently moaning in apparent pain. SCP-6356's only discernible, fully functioning organ is a phallus.
SCP-6356 occasionally speaks through unknown means in a masculine voice, often followed by sobbing. It appears to not respond to outside stimuli. While communicating, SCP-6356 exudes a thick fluid composed out of blood and semen.
SCP-6356 was originally discovered in the personal room of ███ Greenfield, currently aged 25.1 She reported it appearing within her closet, sobbing and covering her clothing in a variety of bodily fluids.
Since initial containment, SCP-6356 has been repeating only the following line, interjected with sobbing:

I won't ever be her. I'm sorry.

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Footnotes
1. SCP-6356 is genetically identical to Greenfield. The implications of this are currently under review.

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Item #: SCP-6383
Object Class: Non-Anomalous

SCP-6383 prior to containment

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6383 is stored in a specialised chamber comprised of a combination of materials rating no higher than 00.5%1 on Foundation Anomalous Certainty scales.
Description: SCP-6383 is a non-anomalous stop sign, constructed from materials identical to other traditional stop signs throughout the United States. All forms of sentience and near-sentient life (human/anomalous entities/artificial sentience/plant life) have expressed feelings or symptoms of severe discomfort and anxiety when in SCP-6383's direct presence. This effect is non-anomalous, and believed to be a fundamental response in nature.
In contrast to all other forms of existing matter, SCP-6383 has yielded consistently negative results when tested for anomalous properties.
SCP-6383 Testing Results:

Anomaly certainty: 0.00%
Potential Object Class: Non-anomalous (100% certainty)
APME-Rating2: 00/00% (average APME-Rating for stop signs: ~45/~23%)

In contrast, all other forms of life and other existences in the universe display a minimum of 0.05% when measured for anomalous properties, and at least a 0.03% likelihood of becoming anomalous in the future via various circumstances or happenstance (current anomalous prevention protocols and containment efforts to lessen such occurrences are ongoing).
Due to these inherent properties, SCP-6383's nature is deemed enigmatic by all sentient beings, causing feelings of dissimilarity towards SCP-6383 in comparison to everything else in existence.
Discovery Log: SCP-6383 was discovered following Event-6383-Alpha, a universal reality altering event which resulted in all forms of existence obtaining various anomalous properties. This event had initially gone unnoticed, due to a vast majority of these changes being minute and going unnoticed by the major population3. In response, the Foundation developed the APME-Rating system to confirm changes between baseline normality as compared to before Event-6383-Alpha.
SCP-6383 was found several months after the event, having been the least affected by these alterations. Due to it being the sole “non-anomalous” object remaining from before the event, SCP-6383 has been placed in a specialised “exclusion chamber” to decrease the risks that may come from exposure to the anomalous reality around it.

Footnotes
1. Lowest achievable rating at present
2. Anomalous Property Manifestation/Escalation Rating
3. Notable examples: Dr. Wesley growing 1cm taller, a HB pencil becoming a slightly different shade of yellow, a blade of grass that grows 0.02cm faster than others surrounding it, Assistant researcher Agnew being able to manifest a single chicken egg in his hand once and never again, an instance of cane toad that when presented with a bowl of milk every ten hours consecutively for three months will vocalise the phrase “I prefer soy” in Russian (Note: Testing confirmed the toad to not actually be lactose-intolerant), etc.

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Site of SCP-6387's discovery.

Item #: SCP-6387
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6387's remains are currently preserved in Site-44's Biological Abnormalities Containment Wing pending further study.
Description: SCP-6387 was an anomalous humanoid neutralized in Virginia in 1923.
Physically, SCP-6387 stood at two meters tall, with luminous eyes and thin, translucent skin. Subject was hairless, with tapered ears and cloven, hoof-like feet; no reproductive organs present. SCP-6387's hands, disproportionately large, each possessed four digits with protruding claws measuring six cm in length. Whether or not SCP-6387 was sapient remains unknown.
SCP-6387 was first sighted in Oakland Cemetery on 10/15/1923. Shortly after midnight, 50 year old groundskeeper Joseph Rutledge awoke to the sound of an intruder. Initially suspecting grave robbers, Rutledge set out to investigate, whereupon he discovered SCP-6387 digging furiously at the site of a fresh burial plot.
Startled, Rutledge shot SCP-6387 twice in the chest with a .38 Smith & Wesson revolver. Subject expired instantly, with Rutledge later informing the civilian authorities. Agents embedded in the local police force subsequently alerted the Foundation to suspected extranormal activity. SCP-6387's remains were transported to Site-44 for research, with amnestics administered to all witnesses.
The grave targeted by SCP-6387 was exhumed, and found to contain the remains of 24 year old milkmaid Charlotte Abernathy, who was reported to have died following an epileptic seizure the previous morning. The casket's interior exhibited numerous prominent scratch marks; cause of death was deemed suffocation. Ms. Abernathy was reburied without further incident.

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Threat Level: Yellow

Special Containment Procedures: By order of the Site-17 Ethics Committee, Cell 2/23 of Facility-C is to remain empty. SCP-6400 is neither to be obstructed nor penetrated.
Description: SCP-6400 is a circular window, currently located on the North-Western wall of Cell 2/23. It consists of a single circular pane of glass, with no gridding or opening mechanism.
When damaged or obstructed from either end, SCP-6400 will disappear, reappearing in place of a nearby section of wall. The disappearance and subsequent reappearance of SCP-6400 appear to be instantaneous, and the area previously displaced is restored upon migration.
SCP-6400 appears exclusively on exterior walls, with preference for rooms with little to no natural lighting. Offices, dormitories, and containment cells are frequently targeted by SCP-6400, comprising 94% of all manifestations.
Humans and sapient entities within affected rooms are subject to a minor compulsion that semi-frequently directs them to look into SCP-6400. Time exposed to sunlight is negatively correlated with susceptibility to this effect, and those assigned an unrelated task are less susceptible than idle subjects at all levels. Among non-human and D-Class populations, weeping has been frequently observed.

ADDENDUM 6400-A

The following is a photograph of SCP-6400, taken in its current position. Personnel are advised to report any lingering effects to the Department of Psychiatrics.

► Image of SCP-6400

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SCP-6400.

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Item#: SCP-6404

Level4

Containment Class:
esoteric

Secondary Class:
decommissioned

Disruption Class:
amida

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation personnel are to continue monitoring international birth records for individuals named "Tallakant". Any individual identified as having the Tallakant name is to be handled using standard decommissioning procedures.
SCP-6404 was successfully decommissioned on October 4th, 2007. All historical and civic records involving individuals named Tallakant have been altered accordingly to reattribute major historical events to new persons or otherwise erase former Tallakant identities. Names and sayings derived from the Tallakant name,1 while not displaying anomalous properties, have likewise been either reattributed or otherwise removed from the popular lexicon in order to prevent possible revival of the Tallakant name.
Description: SCP-6404 referred to a phenomenon where all individuals named "Tallakant" at any point in their lives2 became a part of a collective hivemind. Once an individual became an SCP-6404 instance, there was no way to disconnect them from the hivemind. All SCP-6404 instances were capable of operating on the individual level, but actively shared the same thoughts, feelings, and beliefs. On average, SCP-6404 instances sought out employment in the following areas:

Education
Research, specifically in areas related to the spread and treatment of infectious diseases
Visual and performing arts
Government positions, specifically those relating to employment, welfare, and international relations
Charity work
Social activism

Records indicate that the Tallakant name existed since the early 5th century, with several notable individuals having the name. SCP-6404 instances throughout history notably participated in exploration, social development, and cultural exchange.
Due to the number of notable figures throughout history as well as pop culture icons using the Tallakant name, Tallakant remained one of the most popular baby names for males and females. It is believed that upon decommissioning of SCP-6404, there were approximately one billion individuals named Tallakant.

Footnotes
1. Eg. Tally Mark, Kant Counter, Tally-ho, Tallywacker, etc.
2. This includes being granted the name at birth, changing one's name to Tallakant, or simply being called Tallakant at any point.

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Item #: SCP-6408
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6408 has yet to be contained. Personnel are advised to stay within their respective locations.

Metaphysical representation of SCP-6408.

Description: SCP-6408 is an oracular-shaped hole within the human noosphere, acting as a pathway to a much larger noospheric expanse. This invariably leads to foreign structures entering into consensus thought.
These foreign structures are metaphysical in nature, presenting as commands/demands. A subject's mind perceives these as subconscious thoughts and thus are acted upon without the subject's knowledge.
Log of Foreign Structures: Each of these instances resulted in the subjects congregating at the derelict Foundation Site-301.

Instance #1
Demand: "Screws"
Result: 48 personnel began to use their fingers to pull out assorted screws from Foundation buildings.
Response: No response.

Instance #2
Demand: "Steel beams"
Result: 13 personnel began to use their fists to punch at the concrete walls. After roughly 72 hours of this, the personnel retrieved several steel support beams from inside the walls.
Response: No response.

Instance #3
Demand: "Cement"
Result: 5 construction personnel diverged from a convoy of construction vehicles, bringing bags of cement to Site-301.
Response: Unaffected personnel began to follow the diverging convoy, which resulted in all of them being terminated by affected personnel at Site-301. The cadavers were repurposed for sustenance.

Instance #4
Demand: "Guards"
Result: STF Theta-4 left their positions at Area-140 and walked towards Site-301, taking up defense positions there instead.
Response: No response.

Instance #5
Demand: "Food"
Result: 18 research personnel in the staff break room at Area-140 began raiding the cafeteria, bringing it to Site-301 in stolen vehicles.
Response: No response.

Instance #6
Demand: "Wires"
Result: 15 Foundation engineers began pulling apart equipment and machinery, collecting bags of assorted cables and wires before heading to Site-301.
Response: No response.

Instance #7
Demand: "Gears"
Result: The same Foundation engineers returned the following day attempting to enter Area-140. Replacement STF operatives attempted to stop the incoming personnel, but were easily eliminated by the attackers, who then proceeded to tear apart more machinery, returning to Site-301 with bags of assorted gears.
Response: No response.

Instance #8
Demand: "Workers"
Result: A total of 289 personnel from several Sites converged at Site-301.
Response: No response.

Instance #9
Demand: "Electricity"
Result: The affected personnel began to hijack Foundation powerlines, diverting electricity to Site-301.
Response: No response.

Instance #10
Demand: "Foundation"
Result: Insert Information Here
Response: Insert Information Here

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Item#: 6427

LevelN/A

Containment Class:
none

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
none

Risk Class:
none

link to memo

Item #: SCP-64271
Object Class: Keter2
Special Containment Procedures: Undefined.3
Description: SCP-6427 is the temporary designation given to an entity currently inside Site-324. The full extent of its abilities is currently unknown, but it is believed that SCP-6427 is capable of teleportation, abnormal feats of strength, and enhanced agility.4
SCP-6427 appears to be a pale grey creature approximately 3 meters tall.5
SCP-6427 possesses irregular body proportions, with some appendages extending over 2 meters further than others.6
SCP-6427 possesses mild antimemetic properties, which it theoretically uses in order to avoid description.7
SCP-6427 was discovered after sightings of a hostile force inside Site-324 were confirmed on 12/10/2021. The entity proceeded to engage several members of Site Security, ultimately overpowering them and turning towards nearby personnel.8
The entity materialized inside Junior Researcher Michaels' living quarters at approximately 3:56 AM9 and was subsequently restrained accidentally by a file describing it10, which Michaels had made in an attempt to communicate with any available member of site staff.11
SCP-6427 is thought to possess an aversion to written descriptions of it, which render it inert.12
When SCP-6427 is actively described in a document, it assumes a fetal position, although a pause longer than a second restores its ability to move.13

Although SCP-6427 could remain contained indefinitely14 by describing it, this method of containment is unfeasible, in part due to th

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Footnotes
1. pending approval.
2. pending approval.
3. Note: Forward this to HCML rep.
4. discerning additional abilities has presented several challenges, due to the ongoing situation.
5. Taking exact measurements is currently unfeasible.
6. I'll be cleaning up the description when the entity isn't breathing down my neck. I hope.
7. As if anyone could describe a single creature for long, especially at this hour. Also: Double-check the meaning of antimemetic later.
8. This is probably off tone, hopefully, I'll be able to fix it later.
9. Bastard. REMOVE THIS LATER
10. A miracle, if you take into account the battery left on my laptop.
11. I will never thank orientation enough after this. We all laughed at "If you see an entity lunging at you, use your last breath to document it", but I guess it's not always about being part of an undercover meat grinder with these people.
12. Verbal descriptions and video logs seem to have no effect since the entity did not stop until I wrote its designation.
13. Note: I was willing to risk it for science. It's practically on top of me now.
14. Provided I find my power cord.

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Item #: SCP-6452
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Please send healthy, alive, human test subjects (disposable) to the offices of Dr. Smithson daily, located in room 5A in the basement of Area-179. Observing this experimentation is bad, bad, punishable by death. O5 Council has said so.
Description: SCP-6452 is a fleshy, thin strip of skin found on all human bodies that stretches so far. From the top of the cute little head to the bottom of the constricted, tight waist. SCP-6452 is invisible, yes, and only can be seen by esteemed researcher Dr. Smithson. That's just how it is. Applying force and tearing back SCP-6452, ripping and peeling away the yucky trash from that horrid looking body allows access to a subject's gooey, creamy center. Everything inside is edible, from the meaty cutlets of lard and tissue to the stringy, stuffed tubes near the bottom. Make sure to crack and suck the insides of the bones too. Though removal of the exterior layer attached to SCP-6452 results in the subject's neutralization, Dr. Smithson knows how to keep them alive as long as possible with his expert precision. Makes flavor better. The crunching of the organs and guzzling of the juices is more than enough reason to continue Dr. Smithson's research very quickly with swiftness. Extreme caution not to choke on the chewiness of the contents inside.

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
The Foundation is presently aware of the peculiarities of the above file. The matter is presently being investigated. Page has been edit locked by the request of its author, Dr. Smithson, who has verified his identity via blood sample.
— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

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ITEM #:
SCP-6463

CONTAINMENT CLASS:
PENDING

SCP-6463-A

Special Containment Procedures
Dr. Charles Gears is to monitor and survey SCP-6463 for topological or interdimensional irregularity. Re-establishing contact with the Foundation is to be considered highest priority.
N/A.

Description
SCP-6463 is the provisional designation for Dimension-882R53, an extradimensional plane of unknown size. SCP-6463 resembles a salt flat, with its surface being solid and exhibiting near perfect reflectivity. The surface is also noted to have a salty taste.
Entities within SCP-6463 are believed to not be affected by any form of energy expenditure and decay, as several electronic devices brought into SCP-6463 have been in continuous function for at least 296,516 years without fail, and people inside it do not appear to age or need sustenance, making them biologically immortal.
SCP-6463 is largely featureless, with the exception of a single tree (henceforth SCP-6463-A) which exhibits a cognitohazardous effect which makes the observer always aware of its location, regardless of distance or visibility.
The body of Dr. Charles Gears was found leaning against the base of SCP-6463-A. The timestamp of this file's last update, alongside the subsequent autopsy report and 1,779,095 recovered video logs on his drive indicated he died at ~450,000 years of age from natural causes.

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Item #: SCP-6470
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Currently, the Foundation is cooperating with major world governments and Groups of Interest in order to rapidly produce SCP-6470 and administer it to the public. It is imperative that the entire human population receive SCP-6470.
Description: SCP-6470 is an anomalous fluid medication successfully developed by the Foundation on 2030/06/22, with the common name "Paganini Oral Medication". When consuming SCP-6470, humans will rapidly lose the ability to vocalize; their vocal cords will vibrate, but no sound will be produced.
Addendum:

General Code for the "Silent Era"
by the Department of Miscommunications

(Version 12)

Reminder: This Code is enforced by the SCP Foundation, the Global Occult Coalition, the United Nations, and various other organizations. For the safety of your life and your family's lives, you are to abide by these regulations.

You are not to speak, no matter how quietly. When you retrieve your dose of Paganini Oral Medication, you are to immediately consume it.
Stay calm and always remember that as long as you are quiet, you are safe. If you find someone around you showing signs of extreme distress, quickly establish a 15 m distance between you and the distressed person to ensure your safety.
Do not touch. It is dangerous.
Do not fight back. It is useless and dangerous.
Do not record or discuss it by any means (including writing, photography, and videography), or your life will be in danger.
Continue learning, working and living normally. You may continue to pretend that nothing is by your side.
It is currently being researched if recordings of the human voice are equally dangerous. Until further notice, do not use any devices that may produce a human voice, such as music players.
This Code will be updated by the SCP Foundation as research progresses. Please stay tuned.

SCP Foundation
26/06/2030

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Article: SCP-6473 — anti-tiredness pills
Author's Note: A thank you for their feedback to Guaire, Crow-Cat and LAN 2D, TheDarkArtist, Dr Leonerd, Alexander the Jar, Alexander245, Uncle Nicolini and Coldsmith.

Item#: 6473

Level4

Containment Class:
safe

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-6473 is to be contained in a standard security locker at Site-234. Use of SCP-6473 for testing is allowed with prior authorization from the head researcher of the 6473 Project.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-6473 denotes a vial with a single sticker on it, reading "when tired" [sic], and containing 28 bright white pills, each ~2 cm long. The only substance found in said pills is pure Merino sheep milk.
Subjects who consume SCP-6473 will proceed to find a location where they can safely rest, close their eyes, and become unresponsive after approximately 30 seconds. They will remain in such a state for approximately 8 hours1. Afterwards, subjects will state they have no memory of the time they had their eyes closed; instead, they will describe being present in an alternate dimension with logic and physical laws inconsistent with baseline reality. Subjects will also describe encountering various events, objects, and entities, all of which similarly deviate from baseline logic. Exploration and research of these dimensions with the help of gnostics have been proven futile, due to said gnostics being ineffective2.
According to the records of the subjects, it's assumed such dimensions are created from the memories of the subject who consumed SCP-6473. Notably, subjects have reported not being in any tangible danger when using SCP-6473; in the few cases where such scenario took place, subjects instantly became responsive moments before a threat was about to harm them.

ADDENDUM-6473-1: RE-CLASSIFICATION
Following observation of known parallel universes with different biological and physical laws, SCP-6473 is being re-classified as Thaumiel due to the help with the discovery of a Mirus-class anomaly3; clearance level has been immediately increased to Secret. Current research is ongoing with the Foundations of said universes and the sharing of technologies; institution of MTF-Omicron Rho pending O5 Command approval.

Footnotes
1. It is noteworthy that, during this phase, a remarkable increase in neural activities can be observed in the subjects' brains.
2. As such, it is assumed that the effects of SCP-6473 are not surrealistics in nature.
3. Mirus-class anomalies are only present in parallel universes that differ significantly from baseline reality, and are seen as mundane in said universes.

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Item#: 6482

Level2

Containment Class:
neutralized

Secondary Class:
{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:
{$disruption-class}

Risk Class:
{$risk-class}

link to memo

Still of SCP-6482 taken from Brookdale Ocean Shores surveillance footage.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6482's remains are stored in a standard container at Site-23.
Description: Prior to neutralization, SCP-6482 was a humanoid entity composed of particles of hydroxyapatite, salt and other minerals, weighing 2.7kg. The particles are no longer animate and have no other apparent anomalous properties.
Addendum 6482.1: Discovery
On 2021-08-11, SCP-6482 was seen by civilians "coalescing" on the west edge of Ocean Shores, Washington. The entity walked approximately 3km to Brookdale Ocean Shores, an assisted living facility located on the east side of the peninsula. On arrival, the entity proceeded to the common area of the facility. Surveillance equipment recorded SCP-6482 as it walked behind Josef Weiss, a senior resident, who appeared to be asleep in his wheelchair. SCP-6482 touched Weiss on the shoulder, waking him. Weiss turned to look at SCP-6482 as its particles became inert and the entity dissolved. Weiss appeared confused, but after several seconds he smiled, then lost consciousness.
When containment teams arrived at Brookdale Ocean Shores, Weiss was deceased. An autopsy revealed that his heart had failed.
Addendum 6482.2: Interview Log

Interviewed: Josef Weiss's daughter, Amelia Weiss-Thompson
Interviewer: Doctor Maxwell Young
<Begin Log>
Dr. Young: You say you know what happened? Please explain, from the beginning.
Weiss-Thompson: Sure. Dad had this friend he knew since they were kids, Daniel Owens. He was like family. We went to his funeral, he died just a few years ago. His family scattered his ashes on the same beach that thing appeared on.
Dr. Young: You believe it was Daniel?
Weiss-Thompson: Yeah, and I don't think he killed him. Dad had heart disease for a while, it was just his time.
Dr. Young: Do you have any idea why it targeted your father?
Weiss-Thompson: I think so. Dad and Dan always horsed around, even in their old age they acted like two of the Stooges around each other. Every so often they'd get into this game of tag, Dad told me it was something that started when they were teenagers. Dan was 'it' when he passed.
Weiss-Thompson pulls a handkerchief out of her pocket and wipes tears off her face.
Weiss-Thompson: The old bugger never could stand to lose.
<End Log>

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Item #: SCP-6510
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6510 is kept in two separately-secured standard safe-class storage containers in Site-106. Requests for further testing should be directed to the Department of Procurement and Liquidation.

One half of SCP-6510. Stored separately to prevent improper usage.

Description: SCP-6510 is a pair of stainless steel ring piercings.
SCP-6510's anomalous effects do not activate when worn on the earlobes, nasal septum, bellybutton, eyebrows, lips, tongue, or genitals, nor when only one of the two pieces is worn.
SCP-6510's primary effect activates when both pieces are worn on human papilla mammaria. The wearer of SCP-6510 obtains the ability to accelerate SCP-6510 at up to 5g1. SCP-6510 applies a tensile force to the user's body, providing the capability for self-directed aerial motion. The acceleration of SCP-6510 is invariant to the mass of the wearer's body: regardless of body mass, subjects using SCP-6510 reach a consistent maximum acceleration.
SCP-6510's secondary effect imparts increased tensile and compressive strength to its wearer's body tissues. The wearer's papilla mammaria become fully resistant to traumatic amputation. Wearers of SCP-6510 routinely survive high-velocity collisions without sustaining permanent injury.
All wearers of SCP-6510 have reported perfect real-time control over SCP-6510. The pre-containment owner of SCP-6510 used it as a means of rapid airborne transport; replication of this capability for specialized Foundation agents has proven infeasible for reasons discovered in the course of testing.
Test subjects universally report that SCP-6510 does not have any anesthetic effects, and neural activity scans show activate of the anterior cingulate consistent with pain induced by 5gs of acceleration upon the papilla mammaria. All attempts to redistribute the force applied by SCP-6510 on its wearer have nullified its primary effect.

Footnotes
1. 1 g = 9.81 m/s2, the approximate acceleration experienced by an object within the earth's gravitational field at sea level
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Taina.

Secure Containment Procedures:
Description: Julia Kim is a seventeen year old girl currently living in the town of Tahimic, Oregon, on 321 Maple Street. At present, she is accompanied by her sister, a 7 year old girl called Taina Kim1.
On weekends, they are generally found exploring the forest near their home, and can sometimes be seen laughing with glee as they explore nearby caves. They actually almost never stay indoors, since Taina often says that “the house is boring”.
Right now, Julia Kim and Taina Kim are living the life of adventure. Julia often describes Tahimic as “a little slice of paradise”, and has been living there with her sister for the last ten years.
Addendum 6535.1: The following pictures have been found in the journal of Julie Kim, and are known to be her pictures of the town of Tahimic, since Julie Kim is an avid photographer.

Tahimici Falls. Beautiful place.

The House.

What a fantastic view.

Sisters forever <3

Off to the park!

Presently, the two sisters are off to the local park to enjoy the great outdoors! They're expected to have a grand old time : )

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Re:What the hell is this?

To: Dr. Jessie Valerie, Junior Team Leader
From: Dr. Xavier Fern, Head Researcher
Subject: What the hell is this?

Just got a notification on SCiPNET today saying that 6535's file has been changed. Went to check it, saw this.
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I mean, I really don't know why this file has been assigned to me. Is this a joke? Some glitch? The fact that SCiPNET notified me of it suggests the latter, but the way this is formatted… please tell me this isn't any of your subordinates goofing off again.
Dr. Valerie, please be reminded that unprofessionalism of this magnitude, including tampering with an empty SCP slot will be subject to severe disciplinary action. I'll withhold an official investigation for now, but keep in mind that this is serious.
If it actually is a glitch, and I really don't think it is, contact IT and keep it off the books. If it isn't, tell me now. I have a lot of skips to manage, and I just… cannot waste time on whatever this is.
-Fern

To: Dr. Xavier Fern, Head Researcher
From: Dr. Jessie Valerie, Junior Team Leader
Subject: Re:What the hell is this?

Sir, I am so sorry for the trouble, but please be rest assured that none of this is from us. Neither I nor any of my coworkers have ever seen this file before, and we're convinced it's a glitch. We've also taken the time to contact IT, so hopefully there should be no bother for you in the future.
Again, Sir, we sincerely apologize for the hassle this has caused you.
-Dr. Valerie, Junior Team Leader.

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Footnotes
1. As of the time of writing, Taina Kim has brown eyes, a smile that's so warm and comforting, and is the most intelligent girl that you could ever imagine.

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SCP-6552.

Item #: SCP-6552
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6552 is stored in Anomalous-Documents-Folder-47. All testing of SCP-6552 is discontinued and no one is to rename or play SCP-6552 under any circumstances.
Description: SCP-6552 is a .wav file consisting of the sounds of water crashing against the shore. When the file is given a name that creates a compound word when said while including the .wav and is played, a corresponding anomalous event will occur.

Addendum 6552.1 Test Log:
Dr. Henderson instructed D-41897 on what to name SCP-6552. D-41897 then played the file for 3-10 loops and Dr. Henderson then marked down the effects.

Name of SCP-6552
Anomalous Event

sound.wav
The audio of SCP-6552 did not come out of the speakers hooked up to the computer used to play the audio. Instead emanating from the pixels making up the .wav file itself.

heat.wav
The room in which SCP-6552 was being played began to heat up at a rate of 1°C per second.

vapor.wav
While being played, all UI on the computer playing it was restructured to fit the "vaporwave" aesthetic.

brain.wav
All personnel at Test-Site-98 were able to hear SCP-6552 being played, although no recording devices were able to register any sound.

micro.wav
When played, concentrated radiation was emitted from the device playing SCP-6552 causing D-41897 to expire after 3 loops of the audio.

tidal.wav
Flooding of Test-Site-98 caused notes on resultant anomalous effect unrecoverable. Reconstruction and transferring of new replacement staff to Test-Site-98 are underway.

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Snyder's Ranch, photographed in 1939.

Item #: SCP-6578
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: As removing SCP-6578 from its original site is currently unfeasible, the area surrounding Snyder's Ranch has been cordoned off with a perimeter fence. Usage of SCP-6578 for testing purposes requires prior approval from Project Director Haddix, and all instances of SCP-6578-1 are to be transported to Site-44 for further study.
Description: SCP-6578 is a burr oak tree (Quercus macrocarpa) located on the site of a former ranch in Ellsworth, Kansas. A rudimentary children's tire swing has been fastened to the outermost branch, and the initials J.S. are crudely engraved into the trunk.
SCP-6578's anomalous properties will activate once the intact remains of a recently deceased human1 are buried within fifteen meters of the base. The following day at exactly 00:01 MST, a naked living replica of the deceased (designated SCP-6578-1) as they appeared at their time of death will manifest directly above the burial site. Instances of SCP-6578-1 will initially show signs of lethargy and disorientation, and rarely possess memories of events less than one month prior to the original's demise.
SCP-6578 came to Foundation attention in October 1938, following the discovery of human remains outside a small ranch in the name of 65 year old widower Hobart Snyder. Further investigation revealed the presence of some 47 genetically identical corpses in varying stages of decomposition, all dating to a sixteen-year period between 1922 and 1938.
These remains were universally found to correspond to the owner's then-living son, 11 year old Joshua Snyder, who was reported dead on February 2, 1922. In all 47 cases, the cause of death was determined to be acute leukemia.

Footnotes
1. Less than 24 hours after expiration.

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Item #: SCP-6612

SCP-6612 in containment.

Object Class: Pending Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6612 is housed in its original stable within Site-73's Secure Outdoor Testing Facility. SCP-6612 is to be cleaned and fed daily.
Description: SCP-6612 is an adult red roan horse capable of human speech. How SCP-6612 does so is currently unknown.
Research is ongoing.
Addendum:

Initial Interview Log

Interview Log
[BEGIN LOG]
Researcher Agnew: Hello, SCP-6612.Researcher Agnew: So, you can talk?Silence for ten seconds[END LOG]

Addendum: SCP-6612 has not spoken again since its initial interview, and has displayed no further attempts to do so.
SCP-6612 has been re-classified as Neutralized, and remains in its stable at Site-73.
Period Drama

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by Doctor Cimmerian

A typical example of an episode's title card.

Item #: SCP-6613
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Information asserting that SCP-6613 is a mundane parody of traditional soap operas and telenovelas has been disseminated to the public.
Additional measures are unnecessary as SCP-6613 is not strong enough to be detected by most terrestrial receivers.1
Description: SCP-6613 is an analog television signal in the 700 MHz range originating from a stationary source approximately 64 kilometers above Wichita, Kansas. The content (A soap opera titled "Period Drama") is broadcast between 0200 to 0300 local time. The program (which is broadcast in English with poorly translated Spanish subtitles) follows the Periadós, a wealthy ranch owning family. Several subplots involve the financial and romantic troubles of the working class individuals surrounding the central family.
The individuals in the program itself are anthropoid iterations of punctuations. Their resemblance to humans varies between individuals, though each has arms, legs, and a face, regardless of the type of punctuation they represent. Importantly only named characters appear as punctuations. The remainder of the characters all appear as normal humans, though they treat the characters of the drama as though they were human as well.
The program is generally structured with a cold open, then opening title screen, followed by the remainder of the episode. Various commercials are presented throughout. All content broadcast alongside the program, as well as the program itself, are produced by Vikander-Kneed Technical Media.
The following is a typical example of the program's cold open.

Maria Periadós, a comma, is seen in a hospital bed. Jonathan Millon, a question mark, paces outside the room as a number of doctors attend to Maria's needs. Maria appears to be in pain, and it is slowly revealed that she is in labor and will soon give birth.
Jonathan is comforted by Ruiz Sánchez, a colon. The two appear startled as Maria cries out, and Jonathan bursts into the hospital room.
The doctor slowly turns to face the camera with a bundled child and speaks.
"It's… it's a semi-colon."
The camera pans over to Ruiz who is standing at the door. There is a delay of 3.4 seconds as the sounds of the crying child can be heard in the background and the camera slowly zooms in on Ruiz's face.
Smash cut to black. The title card slowly fades in.

Period Drama
Episode 96. The Pregnant Pause.

Attempts to locate the object producing SCP-6613 broadcasts are currently underway.

Footnotes
1. Civilian reception of the analog signal is now impossible with commercial grade equipment as the Foundation's Anomalous Broadcast Security Directive has transitioned the US market to use digital signals only.

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Item #: SCP-6632
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6632 will remain a functioning restaurant under control of the SCP Foundation. Researchers will pose as either managers or employees of SCP-6632. If SCP-6632 exceeds its budget for any fiscal year, it will temporarily close under the guise of renovations until further appropriations have been secured.
Description: SCP-6632 is a sentient taco restaurant named "Tcao Time"1 located in the West Valley Mall in Spokane, Washington, United States of America, Earth.
SCP-6632's brain consists of a large mass of fat and neurons located in a cavity behind the main "Tcao Time" sign. These neurons extend to many of the appliances inside the store, including the cash register, stove, fryer, and refrigerator. SCP-6632 communicates by printing words and crude figures onto the cash register's thermal paper. SCP-6632 is not capable of arithmetic or higher-order mathematical reasoning.
SCP-6632's brain has been extensively damaged. SCP-6632 possesses the approximate mental capacity of a five year old child, and simple questions can require several days of thought before a coherent response.
SCP-6632 consumes food produced during its normal operation. Food is consumed via a hole located near the deep fryer; food inserted into the hole is conveyed upwards to a large digestive pouch via a small series of mechanical conveyor belts. As the rate of food return is high, SCP-6632 is easily able to ingest its required daily caloric intake.
SCP-6632 secretes a mixture of glycerine and additives through several holes located in the ceiling of the kitchen area. This fluid appears to act as cushioning for SCP-6632's brain and digestive organ. This mixture is nontoxic and is not anomalous.
According to the owner of SCP-6632, brain damage occurred when the sign was removed to fix the typo. The owner, thinking that the biological material was mold, attempted to remove it with bleach. An estimated 70% of SCP-6632's brain was damaged during this procedure.
SCP-6632 first came to Foundation attention when it was discovered that the owner of SCP-6632 was selling large amounts of a glycerine-based mixture to a group of fetishists2 online. Chemical tests by the purchaser revealed that the material had not been commercially synthesized.
The previous manager of SCP-6632 purchased the restaurant from the West Valley Mall, where it previously sat abandoned. No records indicate when SCP-6632 was constructed. Historical photographs indicate that its existence appears to at least date to the construction of the mall, and may predate it.

Footnotes
1. Presumably based on the local "Taco Time" series of restaurants; food produced in SCP-6632 is sourced by "Taco Time" suppliers, and it is listed as a "Taco Time" franchise in company records.
2. The mixture, when placed in adult diapers, is ideal cushioning for aroused genitalia.

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SCP-6673 - The One Lonely Eleventh
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Item#: SCP-6673

Level1

Containment Class:
pagnum

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
vlam

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

Assigned Site

Site-400

Site Director

Director Adam Desmond

Research Head

N/A

Assigned MTF

N/A

Assigned Site

Site-400

Site Director

Director Adam Desmond

Research Head

N/A

Assigned MTF

N/A

Special Containment Procedures:1 Due to the low risk posed by SCP-6673 and the loyalty expressed by Dr. Kaydence to the Foundation, no containment procedures are necessary at this time. At the discretion of Dr. Kaydence, investigation into SCP-6673 is expressly interdicted.

Description: SCP-6673 is the designation given to an as-of-yet unknown and poorly understood anomaly that only seems to manifest itself during the date of April 11th every year, particularly affecting Senior Researcher Maximillian Kaydence, the Head of Site-400's Department of Metafictional Research.
On this specific day, all other individuals seem to ignore, be disinterested in, or otherwise take no notice of any type of noticeable action and obvious verbal statements made by Dr. Kaydence. Any physical objects interacted with by Dr. Kaydence on this day will also be disregarded by other individuals.
Additionally, family members, close friends, or any other individuals possessing a close relationship with Dr. Kaydence will be affected by a probabilistic anomaly, causing them to be unusually busy and/or preoccupied either with their work or with their own day-to-day lives.
After April 11th has passed, all anomalous effects cease.
According to Dr. Kaydence, this effect has affected him since he was a child (exact age was not disclosed). Dr. Kaydence expressed no knowledge of the origin or any type of correlation associated between himself and SCP-6673. Though, it has been noted that Dr. Kaydence has shown discomfort and perturbation when discussing SCP-6673.

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Re:Litter in Breakroom

Date: 13/04/2019
To: Dr. Maximillian Kaydence <noitadnuof.pcs|ecnedyakm#noitadnuof.pcs|ecnedyakm>
From: Chief Agatha Lisette <noitadnuof.pcs|ettesila#noitadnuof.pcs|ettesila>
Subject: Litter in Breakroom

Hey, Max.
One of my Janitorial staff was cleaning the third-sublevel breakroom yesterday and found a bunch of crumbs and leftover sprinkles on the table. There was also a cupcake wrapper laying there by itself next to the trashcan and a whole lot of confetti paper thrown about.
I'm not accusing you of anything, but I asked around and they told me that you were the only one that was in the breakroom on the 11th (all the other guys were busy and was mainly eating from their offices). If it was you, all I'm asking is that you conserve good etiquette when using the breakroom. I know it's technically Janitorial's job to clean up after people, but you know what I mean.
With regards,
Agatha, Janitorial & Maintenance

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Footnotes
1. Pagnum: Item facilitates its own form of self-containment.