Item #: SCP-6161
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6161 is to be kept in a standard secure objects locker in Site-55. It is unknown if the object's container has become an SCP-6161-1 instance, but this has been labeled acceptable. Personnel handling SCP-6161 are to only touch the object's hilt, avoiding the blade.
Description: SCP-6161 is a cake knife, measuring 23 cm in length and made of steel. When SCP-6161 is used to cut an object, it is capable of slicing through any material with ease. Objects cut by SCP-6161 will transform into instances of SCP-6161-1.
SCP-6161-1 instances will continue to exhibit baseline traits on their exterior, but their interiors consist entirely of cake. The cake within SCP-6161-1 instances has been reported to possess various different flavors.
Addendum 6161.01: Test Log

Test #: 01
Object Tested: Bar of Steel
Result: SCP-6161 cut through the bar with ease. D-1221 was instructed to consume a slice of SCP-6161-1. The resulting flavor was reported as tasting "earthy and metallic".

Test #: 05
Object Tested: Car Tire
Result: SCP-6161 cut through the wheel with ease. D-1221 was instructed to consume a slice of SCP-6161-11. The resulting flavor was reported as tasting "oily, with a rubbery texture".

Test #: 11
Object Tested: Dr. Greene's Laptop
Result: SCP-6161 cut through the laptop with ease. D-1221 was instructed to consume a slice of the produced SCP-6161-1 instance2. The resulting flavor was reported as tasting "[like] plastic with some crunchy bits".

Test #: 17
Object Tested: Dr. Greene's Birthday Cake
Result: SCP-6161 cut through the cake with ease. D-1221 was instructed to consume a slice of SCP-6161-1. D-1221 refused upon viewing the sliced cake, which had turned to gravel and stone. No flavor test results gathered.

Test: N/A
Object Tested: N/A
Result: Dr. Greene attempted to handle SCP-6161 for the next test but accidentally pricked his finger with the blade. Upon seeking first aid, it was discovered that SCP-6161 had not damaged Dr. Greene, but had affected him with its anomalous properties. Dr. Greene was immediately labeled an instance of SCP-6161-13. The resulting flavor was reported as tasting "almost like pork".

Further testing with SCP-6161 has been restricted.

Footnotes
1. Despite having a slice cut out of it, the wheel maintained its structural integrity and did not deflate.
2. Despite being transformed into an SCP-6161-1 instance, the laptop continued to function until a slice was removed from it, at which point it shut down.
3. X-rays performed after the transformation confirmed that Dr. Greene's insides are now entirely composed of cake. It is unknown how he is able to retain life functions in this state.

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