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Item#: 6368

Level3

Containment Class:
esoteric

Secondary Class:
thaumiel

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-6368 is to remain employed by the Foundation within the Department of the Departed. Quarterly interviews, framed as performance reviews, are scheduled to track efficacy of the cover story and containment procedures. The Department must continue to employ analogue archival of documents to ensure SCP-6368 is able to fulfil his responsibilities to the best of his ability. SCP-6368 must not be informed of his SCP status, nor of his death.

SCP-6368 causes significant interference when captured by security camera, 2002

Description:
SCP-6368 is the spirit of Secretary Christopher Heathers who, having died while working at Site-59, remained earthbound beyond death as a semi-corporeal eidolon-class phantasm.1 The anomaly, being semi-corporeal, is capable of interacting with the physical world, but is intangible to living and animate matter.
SCP-6368 has existed in this form since his death in 1957, recorded in Event Log 6368.1:

Event Log 6368.1

DATE: 1957/06/16

– BEGIN LOG –
22:45:52: Secretary Heathers is re-organizing documents in the Chimerical Hauntings2 section of the departmental archives.
22:47:20: Heathers takes a file, CH-1938-RH, from its place.
22:47:49: After reading the file's title, Heathers continues along the aisle.
22:48:52: Secretary Heathers' shoelaces have come untied. He steps on them, tripping over. Heathers falls forwards, dropping the file. After colliding head-first with the hardwood floor, Heathers ceases movement.
Eight minutes of inactivity excised.
22:56:07: A faint glow emanates from the body of Secretary Heathers, indicating SCP-6368 has formed. As the phantasm is identical to the dead employee, his presence becomes properly evident when he begins to move.
22:56:37: SCP-6368 blinks, then raises his head, looking around. He appears transparent on security footage, and the aura surrounding him does not illuminate his environment.
22:57:14: The anomaly rises from his supine position, and begins searching the floor for File CH-1938-RH, unsuccessfully. SCP-6368's movements are slow, but precise.
23:02:29: SCP-6368 ceases his search, and continues filing documents. While he is able to interact with the files, he has passed through his body without issue numerous times. He appears unable to notice his own corpse.
23:27:48: With documents adequately organized, SCP-6368 leaves the Chimerical Hauntings section, returning to his desk.

– END OF LOG –

Secretary Heathers' death occurred late at night on a Sunday, in an area of low activity. His death, therefore, was not noticed before SCP-6368 returned to his desk. The discovery of SCP-6368's identity as a post-mortal apparition occurred by chance the next morning, as recorded in Event Log 6368.2:

Event Log 6368.2

DATE, TIME: 1957/06/17, 07:34

– BEGIN LOG –
[SCP-6368 is at his desk in the reception of the Department of the Departed, organising intradepartmental events for July. He has been working since returning to his desk before midnight, and shows no signs of fatigue. Agent Dinah McLean steps out of the reception's elevator. SCP-6368 stands to greet her.]
McLean: Morning, Chris.McLean: Right here! How was your weekend?[Agent McLean laughs.]McLean: Well, that does sound like a lot of fun. Really. I've got to dash to a meeting. It's on, uh, poltergeist retrieval. Don't work yourself too hard!
[McLean hands SCP-6368 her report, and attempts to pat him on the back. Her hand passes through the anomaly.]
McLean: I– Wait. You–[McLean moves her hand through SCP-6368. He does not appear to notice.]
McLean: You're a– I just–McLean: Chris? I think you–[Agent McLean activates a silent alarm button, located on the underside of Secretary Heathers' desk.]
McLean: You know what? I'm doing alright. Perfect. How are you? You feeling okay? Why don't we just… let's just chat for a second.McLean: That– That can wait. I'd like to, uh, hear more about this filing you've been doing. You said it was chronological?McLean: [She laughs, weakly.] Yes, yes of course. That was silly.
Four minutes of extraneous dialogue excised.
[Mobile Task Force Beta-00 (“Team Spirit”) storms the reception, responding to the silent alarm. Following standard procedure, MTF Beta-00 instruct Agent McLean and SCP-6368 to assume the safety position, citing a local containment breach. The two comply.]
[Noting SCP-6368's intangibility, the task force applies preliminary apparition containment procedures to McLean and SCP-6368. SCP-6368 appears largely unfazed, and continues to describe his filing system to both Agent McLean and members of β-00 while being escorted to a containment cell.]

– END OF LOG –

Agent McLean was discharged from containment and lauded for her handling of the situation. SCP-6368 remained in containment, under the impression that a breach had occurred, until the current procedures were devised.

Secretary Heathers, photographed prior to his death.

Eidolon-class entities exhibit qualities congruent with the opinions held of them at the point of death. As such, SCP-6368 remains well-organised, acutely aware of the practices of the Department of the Departed, and highly capable when performing secretarial duties. As evidenced in Event Log 6368.2, eidolon-class entities can be difficult to identify in person without physical interaction: upon reviewing the event logs, Agent McLean reported SCP-6368's translucency to be much more noticeable on camera than in-person.3
Due to SCP-6368's aptitude for his deceased counterpart's responsibilities, the Department has elected to retain SCP-6368 under his pre-existing contract. SCP-6368 is presently unaware of any irregularities of his situation, as it has been deemed impractical to provide the anomaly with information pertaining to his death. SCP-6368 has been provided with a cover story: during the supposed breach of 1957/06/17, he was contaminated with an unknown (but stable) anomaly, and thus should avoid contact with living beings. An alternate event log, reporting the aforementioned circumstances, was provided for SCP-6368 to read.
In a performance review one year following SCP-6368's death, Site Director Andersen stated Secretary Heathers' performance was “flawless”, noting his vast knowledge, his willingness to perform menial tasks without issue or complaint, and the fact that he did not require rest, recuperation, or vacation time.

Addendum 6368.1: Anti-Digitization & Apparition Preservation Efforts.
On 1984/01/01, during the preliminary stage of digitizing the Department of the Departed's archives,4 it was discovered that SCP-6368 has great difficulty interacting directly with electrical devices, ostensibly due to their “animate” nature.5 A cost-benefit analysis – pitting modernising the Department against continual reliance on SCP-6368 for record-keeping, organization, and administration – found Secretary Heathers' position within the Foundation to be nigh-irreplaceable. In addition to halting the digitization efforts, the recently-appointed Site Director Mathis ordered an update to containment procedures: regular interviews, both to ensure SCP-6368 was not likely to discover his nature as a post-mortal entity, and to identify any adjustments required to ensure he remains earthbound. These interviews have been successful but largely inconclusive. A sample is provided below:

Autumn ‘Performance Review', 1992

DATE: 1992/11/01
Agent Arthur Reilly has been interviewing SCP-6368 for 45 minutes, and is close to conclusion. The discussion has not strayed far from Heathers' secretarial duties.

– BEGIN LOG SEGMENT –Reilly: You do?Reilly: But mostly filing.Reilly: I'm sure. So, the past fifty or so years, they've been good to you?Reilly: And there's nothing the Department could do to improve your… “quality of life”?Reilly: I can assure you, we're doing our best, and you have my sympathy. Nothing's come up yet, but we haven't given up hope, and neither should you.[Silence on recording]Reilly: I was busy, sorry. But you're right, I think we can call this a successful review. If you're ready, feel free to make your way back to–[Agent Reilly sighs.][The recording cuts. Agent Reilly has terminated the interview.]

– END OF LOG –

Throughout all quarterly interviews, SCP-6368 has never indicated any significant discomfort with his position, and there has been no indication that the post-mortal apparition will dispel himself without significant cause. SCP-6368 frequently requests updates on the project to rid him of the contamination he believes necessitates his physical isolation. Should he repeat this request, he is to be told that progress is being made, slowly. Under no circumstances should he be allowed to lose hope in this process; it is thought that this hope may be tethering him to the mortal plane.

Update: 2005/03/09
After a meta-analytical review of the “unfinished business” cause of post-mortal tethering was published within the anomalous science community,6 containment specialists planned a novel series of interviews with SCP-6368. These interviews were intended to identify any major life milestones, or significant goals Secretary Heathers had had in his life, but had not attained at the point of death. Any progress towards these goals could result in the demanifestation of SCP-6368, thus it was in the interests of the Foundation to identify – and obstruct – such progress, to ensure the maintenance of the Department of the Departed's infrastructure.
The first three of these interviews occurred without incident, finding no outstanding life goals in Christopher Heathers' personal relationships, no unfulfilled wishes within his hobbies or pastimes, and no desires relating to national or international sightseeing. The fourth, however, was focused on his professional career goals, and resulted in an unexpected outcome. The relevant portion of this interview is presented in Event Log 6368.3:

Event Log 6368.3

DATE: 2005/03/08
Foreword: Operative Anna Purdie has been interviewing SCP-6368 for 20 minutes. Thus far, no desires to experience other fields of work have been identified; Secretary Heathers was happy with his largely-sedentary employment.

– BEGIN LOG SEGMENT –Purdie: Sure, I understand. We should be able to wrap up soon, just a few more pages left on this questionnaire.Purdie: I'm sure. Let's move on, anyway. Did you ever get passed up for a promotion? Did you ever feel your superiors were undeserving of their position?Purdie: Sure. I… dig. So let me get this straight: in your sixty-odd years of employment within the Department of the Departed, you've never felt professionally slighted?Purdie: Go on.Purdie: What's your point?Purdie: I've reviewed the report, I'm aware of that re-organization attempt.Purdie: Is that file CH-1938-RH?Purdie: Oh, don't worry about that. Like I said, I've been reading the reports of that incident. They found the file: it'd slipped underneath one of the shelving units and got all dusty, so the folks who were cleaning the site where you… uh, fell… they took it away to clean it up.[SCP-6368's skin glows brighter, becoming incandescent.]Purdie: What?Purdie: You're… You're through?
[Silence on recording. SCP-6368's hair wafts, caught by gusts of wind. His skin glows brighter.]
Purdie: You're passing on? Because of a file?Purdie: Fifty years of un-death over a fucking document. You are shitting me, Chris!
[The wind surrounding SCP-6368 picks up speed.][Heathers is speaking, but his words are inaudible over the wind. He continues to glow brighter. Operative Purdie shields her eyes. The security camera is unable to adapt to the brightness.]
[Thirty seconds later, the whiteout fades. Operative Purdie is alone in the interview room.]
Purdie: Fuck.

– END OF LOG –

Reclassification to Neutralized pending, to be completed alongside large-scale modernisation of the DoD's administration, organisation, communications, and over 80 years of archival data stored at Site-59. All agents not on active duty have been reassigned to secretarial duties for the remainder of this effort.

Footnotes
1. Eidolon-class: a ghost established by and subsisting upon the opinions and memories of the living. Further details included below.
2. Hauntings in which the expressed phantasm presents with a number of animalistic features, a rare but potent occurrence dealt with by the Department of the Departed.
3. This has been hypothesised to be an attribute of all eidolon-class phantasms that come into existence without their death being observed. Given that all persons familiar with the deceased will hold the belief that they are alive, the phantasm will reflect this quality strongly.
4. In accordance with the SCP Foundation's Interdepartmental Modernization Efforts.
5. Haney, A. (1913). Handle with Care: Measuring, Defining, and Treating the Degrees of Tangibility (pp. 178-212). Foundation Press.
6. Hardwicke, C. (2003). Get Busy Living, Stay Busy Dying: Goal-Oriented Post-Mortal Tethering. Journal Of Continued Existence, 72(2), 23-32.

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