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Item Number: 6689
Object Class: Keter — Truculent..Item is unpredictable and containment must be adapted to an ever-changing set of circumstances.
Noospheric Containment Construct: Labyrinthine
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6689 is directly affiliated with several conceptual frameworks integral to human identity at an individual and societal level. As such, the complete isolation of SCP-6689 and SCP-6689-affiliated constructs within the noosphere is inadvisable. To ensure containment of SCP-6689 while retaining conceptualization of the aforementioned constructs, the entity has been sequestered in a multicursal, metaphysical, labyrinth within the noosphere. This containment construct is established through the use of an adapted Trismegistus-Engine Totemic Signifier — designated TETS-L — and utilizes SCP-6689's relation(s) to the Foundation and self-referential conceptualizations of containment to perpetuate the labyrinth, in accordance with principles founded upon the work of Dr. Vivian Elmwoods.
Thus far, this construct has successfully prevented SCP-6689's expansion throughout the noosphere and halted its assimilation of distinct concepts into its meta-construct, while enabling the continued conceptualization of SCP-6689-affiliated data points. To ensure SCP-6689 cannot breach containment, targeted antimemes have been conceptually applied to the labyrinth's 'exit:' disallowing conceptual egression by entities within the construct, while still enabling the continued existence of extant lines of relational connection between the entity and the broader noosphere.
The potential application of a rhizomatic labyrinthine containment construct to replace the currently employed multicursal labyrinth is under investigation.
Description:

REMOVED FOR EFFICACY OF CONTAINMENT

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Fig. 1: Notable symptoms of MDI-6726.

Medical Division Identifier: MDI-6726
Common Descriptor: Memetic Kill Agent Exposure
Symptoms: Blindness, Extreme Nausea, Vertigo, Migraines, Seizure, Hyperventilation
Treatment Priority: Blue
Lethality: 5 (Non-Lethal)
Infection Risk: None
Hazards: Biological
Treatment: Secure patient in an isolation cell and inform them a cure is being administered. Administer Class A amnestic tabs and observe for 24 hours. Report patient's employee number to Site Director's office.
Information: MDI-6726 is a series of memetic glyphs, which, when visually observed by a human subject, induce severe nausea, vertigo, hallucinations, panic, and temporary blindness.
Symptoms brought on by exposure to MDI-6726 are temporary, and were designed to cause major distress in order to facilitate the identification of employees attempting to access classified documents. Due to the induced state of desperation, subjects become highly cooperative with Medical personnel and are unable to resist amnesticization.
The glyphs take the form of Langford Category-J Hypercomplex Imagery, in which the fractallic and anomalously patterned images force the brain into generating harmful mental stimuli, in this case resulting in feelings of sickness. Subjects affected by MDI-6726 will typically attempt to seek immediate medical attention, or in 3.54% of cases, attempt to 'wait out' the effects.
The harmless nature of MDI-6726 is unknown to Foundation personnel outside of the Medical and Memetics departments, which created the anomaly. It is currently used to protect classified documents such as SCP-001 from unauthorized access.

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Item #: SCP-6735
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6735 is presently contained in Unit #194 at Site-14's Anomalous Wildlife Wing. Subject is to be fed three times daily, and its containment cell should be cleared of ash twice weekly. Usage of SCP-6735 for testing purposes requires prior consent from Director Magnus.
Description: SCP-6735 is a mature male dog (Canis lupus familiaris) of indeterminate breed, first obtained in 1839 by Her Majesty's Foundation for the Secure Containment of the Paranormal (HMFSCP).
SCP-6735 is believed to be biologically immortal, and has not been observed to age or become sick at any point throughout its two centuries in containment. Notably, SCP-6735 walks with a slight limp likely the result of blunt force trauma, suggesting that it does not hold any regenerative capabilities.
SCP-6735 possesses highly luminous eyes of red colouration, and displays an internal body temperature of approximately 55 °C (131 °F). Additionally, the subject's footprints have been found to contain small quantities of carbon ash, although no source for this has been determined.
SCP-6735 has demonstrated the following anomalous qualities:

Enhanced vision. Testing has shown that SCP-6735 is capable of easily discerning objects and barriers even in pitch-black environments.

Limited telekinesis. SCP-6735 is capable of unsealing locked doors, safes and storage cabinets at will, effective within a range of up to three meters. This ability does not extend to appliances fitted with electronic locks.

The ability to induce spontaneous combustion in humans and animals. This effect appears to be involuntary, and has only been observed when the subject is physically threatened (see Addendum).

Addendum: SCP-6735 was previously owned by Walter Henshaw (1807 - 1839), a British occultist and purported sorcerer residing in the town of Weyford, England. While scouring the residence for information regarding the origin of SCP-6735's anomalous properties, a piece of parchment bearing handwritten instructions was found folded within an alchemical textbook.
The contents of this document have been transcribed below:

Cut from the corpse of a thief hanged at dusk

Bandage in funerary shroud sewn by a widow

Store in earthen vessel, made with clay from a bishop's grave

Powder with ferns plucked from a crossroads

Pickle in brine of stolen salt, Marseilles vinegar and mare's urine

Place by open window and leave sit for six days and nights

Bake in oven until dry.

Henshaw's body was found on the floor of his private study, cause of death was deemed immolation. A shattered ceramic pot was discovered near the doorway.
Skeletal fragments from what was later confirmed to be a severed left hand were retrieved from Henshaw's garden. Item's origin remains unknown; laboratory analysis revealed trace amounts of linen cloth, candle wax, acetic acid and canine saliva.

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Item #: SCP-6742
Object Class: Anomalous Pending
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6742 is to be kept in a low-risk anomalous item storage locker at Site-19.
See Addendum-6742-B.
Description: SCP-6742 is a black-and-white photograph of a human male, circa early 20th century. The subject is holding a sign that reads "I'm with the Foundation". The reverse of the photograph has been marked "1/17" with a ballpoint pen.
When viewed by a Foundation employee, the subject of SCP-6742 will always appear to be looking directly at the viewer. No other anomalous phenomena have been observed during testing.
Addendum-6742-A: Discovery
SCP-6742 was found in a locked box 3 kilometers from Site-01. The contents of the box included a map of the world with several points crossed out, an empty briefcase, and SCP-6742. SCP-6742 was found in a folder containing an additional note, reading "In case of Foundation takeover, use this to gain their trust."
Addendum-6742-B: Update 17/06/2022
By order of O5-14, testing of SCP-6742 is to be discontinued. Additionally, SCP-6742 has been relocated to an undisclosed location, under the purview of O5-14.

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Item#: 6770

Level1

Containment Class:
euclid

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

An instance of SCP-6770

Special Containment Procedures: Due to their frequent appearances in locations where traditional containment is unfeasible, all instances of SCP-6770 are to be concealed or buried under materials that are suitable for the environment that they appear in1. For future reference, additional note must then be taken of where these instances have been buried.
Description: SCP-6770 is the designation for select anomalous depressions on a given surface that resemble standard human drawings of “smiley faces”. During times when they are unobserved, instances of SCP-6770 are capable of changing their expressions. How the instances achieve this is unknown.
Beginning from their first appearance in New York City in 2019, all instances of SCP-6770 have frequently manifested within population centers all over the world2. This aforementioned frequency has prompted the Foundation to authorize expedient measures of containment amounting to the concealment of instances with similar materials to those surrounding them.
Update 6770 - 9/19/2019: A possible variant instance of SCP-6770 has manifested in Site-19, with the depressions outlining its "face" forming the words “YOU ARE BURYING US ALIVE" . When verbally questioned as to the meaning of its message, the instance produced sounds resembling human moans of agony. Shortly after its manifestation, it ceased to produce any more sounds and was unable to change form.
Update 6770 – 10/21/2019: After subsequent deliberation in reaction to the suspected message, several instances of SCP-6770 have been authorized to be uncovered. In all instances, a blue coloration has been found to be present, with the “eyes” and “mouth” of each instance being consistent with traditional representations of suffocation. None of the instances which have assumed this status have been able to change their expressions.
As of the time of writing, a revision to the anomaly's secure containment procedures is being deliberated. At present, 1,266,244 instances are currently concealed. Future action is pending.

Footnotes
1. For example, should they appear on roads, they are to be buried under asphalt. Should they appear within a field, they are to be buried under soil.
2. The current estimated number of SCP-6770 has reached 1,264,565

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TO: #LISTALL (TAGs:FOUNDATION,SITE950)
FROM: Verica Stanimir, CONFIRMED LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE
RE: Incident Nocturnal
URGENCY: Low
I'm not so much disappointed at the incident that took place several days ago. Mainly I'm just embarrassed.
Attached Files:

-scp-6779-file-92111.pdf
-cctv-s950-3617378824.mpeg

On Sept. 27th, we will be holding a meeting with all members of Foundation staff stationed at Site-950 in regards to the events transpired during Incident Nocturnal and what to do moving forward.

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Item #: SCP-6786
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6786 is permanently contained in a 15m x 20m x 12m x 15m container. Personnel who enter SCP-6786 will not be missed.
Description: SCP-6786 denotes the container for SCP-6786. The anomaly has always been held within Site-Log(-1).
Addendum 1: Prolonged exposure to SCP-6786 is forbidden.
Addendum 2: Understanding SCP-6786 is forbidden.
Addendum 3: Restructuring dimensional collapse is now forbidden.

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ID: 6788
Threat Level: 38
Records Code: 0583
Classification Tags: alive,animal,extraterrestrial,tentative-sapient,tentative-sentient,vertebrate
Description: Item-6788 is a biological hybrid with gross morphological deviations from known mammals. Item-6788 possesses one to four copies of most anatomical features, including heads, limbs, bones, and internal organs; multiple copies of three unknown organs; and patchy body fur. These copies are drawn from two distinct creatures, only one of which is human. The second set includes reversed joints, compact, padded feet, large ears on top of an elongated skull, and a tail. The second set does not include hands.
During containment, Item-6788 has suffered multiple health problems. These include cancers of the skin, stomach, liver, heart, gallbladder, esophagus, and lungs; organs protruding through the skin; pulmonary problems including saliva aspiration, pulmonary edema, and pleural effusion; digestive issues including acid seepage, esophageal and rectal blockage, fistulas, and constipation; numerous skin rashes and infections; and difficulty moving due to uncoordinated limbs and protruding bones.
Item-6788 has three additional classes of organs not previously observed. Two are secretory and protrude outside the body, consisting of either subcutaneous fat or spongelike tissue. The organ consisting of spongelike tissue is capable of becoming turgid following engorgement with blood. The third is a series of cavities accessed through a small hole in the skin. At regular periods it releases blood and a small, inedible egg. Together, these three organs are believed to make up a self-contained hermaphroditic reproductive system, though the mechanics of this are not clear and have not been observed. For a full description of these organs, see Document 6788.
Item-6788 has attacked containment personnel on three separate occasions. Euthanization has been proposed; but due to resistance from the Foundation ethics committee, as well as the aggressive role the organs played in the attack, it is believed that removal of these organs will curb its aggression.
Addendum 6788: Following the removal of its external organs on 2045/06/06, one head spoke for the first time. A phonetic transcript is provided below. It has not spoken since.

Item-6788: Eva! Eva! Mein Sack! Mein Sack!
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An SCP-6799 instance, believed to have been taken in the mid-13th century.

Item #: SCP-6799
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6799 is stored in Secure Containment Locker 12-D in the Temporal Anomalies Department at Site-491. Digital copies of the negatives or developed images are available upon request.
Description: SCP-6799 is a series of photographic negatives found in a grave near Cassis, Provence. Foundation scientists have dated the grave and negatives to the early 14th century.
Analysis of the negatives indicates similarities with film used in the early 1980s. The film has undergone extensive damage, with several negatives having been forcibly and clumsily removed. Despite this, they demonstrate an anomalous degree of preservation over so long a time period.
The grave is attributed to one Matthieu Rameau, who is mentioned in two local documents as a fisherman whose house was purchased for the construction of a cemetery in 1302. No further information about him has been found.
Foundation researchers have been able to develop the negatives of 12 photos. They consist of the following images:

Three images of a clouded sky.
A blurred image of several trees. The partially obscured face of a boy, maybe 10 years of age, can be seen, apparently holding the camera.
The upper spire of a church, matching archeological findings at the medieval church of Cassis.
A man in his mid-20s holding a young girl next to a muddy riverbank. The man is pointing at the camera and looking into it, unsmiling. The girl is laughing, but looking slightly to the right of the camera.
A large bonfire, apparently in a town square1. Several figures can be seen gathered around it, but their faces are obscured.
A small hillside on a cloudy day. Two teenage girls can be seen ascending it.
A picture taken at night. Water and the stern of a small fishing boat can be seen in the camera's flash.
A child's drawing made with charcoal on a small rock. The image portrays a man with his head down and two girls following him. Nearby, a more skilled hand has drawn a bearded man in a coat staring at the first man.
An unsmiling elderly man lying on a small wooden bed, staring at the camera.
An elderly woman by a muddy riverbank, apparently crying, looking slightly to the right of the camera.

Addendum 1: Analysis of SCP-6799 has revealed trace amounts of an unusual sodium-based compound. Cross-referencing the Temporal Anomalies Department's archives revealed similiarities with a compound used in experiments of former Foundation researcher Niall Rumsfeld in the late 1980s. However, Rumsfeld died by suicide in 1992 and did not leave extensive notes on the nature of his experiments, so no further information has been ascertained.
Dr Rumsfeld's son, Matthew Rumsfeld, went missing in 1982.

Footnotes
1. Foundation archeologists have determined that this is not in Cassis, but may be in Marseille or Frejus.

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SCP-6845.

Item #: SCP-6845
Object Class: Safe
Security Clearance: Level 4 (Secret)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6845 is contained at its location of discovery, Area-6845. No other containment procedures are necessary.
Description: SCP-6845 is a forested field 0.6km in diameter, encompassed by a fence of cobblestone pillars and cast iron roughly 1.2m in height. The gate, 2.6m in height, features elaborate metal designs; it is labelled as '[OBSCURED]1 County Youth Cemetery'.
A large, ornate lock is present at the centre of the gate; to date, no key has been found, nor have any records of the cemetery's construction. Engraved on the lock is the phrase: "For those taken too soon: may you find happiness, wherever you may be."
There is a noticeable lack of gravestones within SCP-6845. Instead, numerous human corpses2 are scattered through SCP-6845's interior bounds, all displaying signs of heavy charring and/or severe burning. Every instance noted appears to have been running, crawling, or otherwise attempting to leave SCP-6845 at time of death, with instances closer to exiting having much more fully-formed bodily structures. Instances discovered near SCP-6845-1 are little more than bone fragments encased in cucurbitaceous plant matter in a facsimile of a human form, whereas instances nearing the bounds of SCP-6845 have evidence of muscle mass, skin, hair, and organs.
All corpses are anomalously resistant to almost all forms of damage but can be destroyed via incineration. By virtue of this property, complete dental records have been recovered from several instances that were found in comparatively good condition, all of which match those of children who were noted to have disappeared, been murdered, or otherwise died unexpectedly in non-anomalous circumstances.
Several rusted devices bearing remarkable similarity to standard-issue Foundation incendiary weaponry have been found throughout SCP-6845. They do not appear to be subject to the anomalous properties that affect the corpses within SCP-6845.
SCP-6845-1 is a stone mausoleum located at the centre of SCP-6845. Vegetation is noticeably thicker in its immediate surroundings and is accompanied by a high density of various species of pumpkins, many unidentified.
SCP-6845-1 is extremely resistant to all forms of damage; no known method of penetrating or otherwise entering SCP-6845-1 has been found.
The door to SCP-6845-1 is constructed of a thick layer of dark stone. A large lock, similar in design to the one found on SCP-6845's gate, is visible at the centre. Above the door, an inscription in elaborate script reading "Come back to us" has been scratched out.
A small placard is welded to the lock, which reads "Department of Abnormalities." The door is warm to the touch, and muffled sounds of crackling and screaming can be heard from behind it.

Footnotes
1. This metal used to create this word has rusted away.
2. Structural analysis has determined that every corpse belongs to a child between the ages of 6 and 13.

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Item #: SCP-6861
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6861's remains are kept frozen in a standard biological-remains containment chamber. Paleontological personnel are allowed to examine it as they consider necessary.
Description: SCP-6861 corresponds to the bodily remains of PoI-1860. Prior to its death, SCP-6861 was a living specimen of Tyrannosaurus rex, which, according to eyewitness testimony, was born in February 1809 in the State of Kentucky, USA. Prior to its death, PoI-1860 possessed an anomalous capability by which human observers were unable to perceive SCP-6861's true nature, instead seeing it as a non-anomalous Anglo-American human male. This, alongside its human-like intelligence, allowed its existence as an anomaly to be concealed from the American Secure Containment Initiative until its death in 1865.
While at the height of its health SCP-6861 measured 12 meters long and weighed over 7 metric tons. This influenced the SCP's successful, though short lived, wrestling and military careers.
SCP-6861 would, in its adulthood, pursue a career in politics, joining the, at the time anti-slavery, Republican Party and becoming a member of the Illinois house of representatives in 1834, the American House of Representatives in 1842 and eventually participating in the 1860 presidential race.
PoI-1860 would eventually die in 1865, following a terrorist attack in Washington's D.C Ford's Theatre by confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth, who fatally shot PoI-1860 through the eyesocket while uttering the phrase “Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus”. The death of PoI-1860 in this event led to the loss of its anomalous properties, and as a result an extensive coverup by the American Secure Containment Initiative, which would later become the SCP Foundation, took place. A posthumous analysis of Booth's body revealed it to be a member of the species Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.

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Memorandum

To all Site-32 staff, please remember that SCP-6892 should be placed in the open, preferably somewhere secluded, as day to day operations are not impeded.
For all Site-32 staff who may not have been informed, SCP-6892 is a silver urn with a heart design embossed on the front.
Please minimize all interactions with SCP-6892 to avoid damage or the spilling of its contents. The mess is not cleanable.
As of this memo, SCP-6892 is currently located in Research Room 3 of B-Wing. Do not remove SCP-6892, as I still have important work to finish.
If staff report sightings of an individual displaying paranormal properties, such as intangibility or levitation, do not be alarmed. These are simply the properties of SCP-6892-1.
To O'Hara and Director Roberts, I would like to extend a thank you for your constant attendance and prayers on the anniversary of my death; it means more than I could ever express.
- Snr. Researcher, Lucy Fergurson. †

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Item#: 6899

Level2

Containment Class:
euclid

Secondary Class:
{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
caution

link to memo

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-6899 is housed in the minimum security containment wing of Site-17. At the onset of an Alpha Event, SCP-6899 is to be moved into the examination suite adjacent to their containment cell and medical staff are to be notified.
This medical suite is to maintain a supply of two-liters of type O-negative blood in order to triage Alpha Events.

DESCRIPTION:

SCP-6899 is an adult human male named Trent MacAffee, age 31. On an approximate 96-hour schedule, SCP-6899 begins an Alpha Event wherein they manifest and begin extruding a wooden splinter. These splinters have so far ranged in size from as small as 18 to as long as 45 centimeters, and have demonstrated properties identical to a species of white oak common to the Ohio River Valley. Extruded splinters have not exhibited any anomalous properties, and have been cataloged as instances of SCP-6899-1.
During Alpha Events, SCP-6899 experiences periods of extreme physical duress characterized by a heart rate in excess of 140 beats per minute, blood pressure in excess of 150/90, profuse sweating, severe dystonia, and an apparent immunity to all sedatives and tranquilizers.
When not undergoing an Alpha Event, SCP-6899 does not demonstrate any anomalous qualities.
After thorough psychiatric evaluation, the subject has been either unwilling or is unable to provide any speculation or detail as to the specifics of their condition, or its origins. To date, SCP-6899 has proven resilient against standard Mnestic treatments, as well as both hynogogic and regression therapies.

FILE UPDATE 2021-08-23:

During a routine inventory of non-anomalous items, the total volume of SCP-6899-1 objects was cataloged and photographed. When presented with this information, the Senior Researcher assigned to SCP-6899 noted a correlation between the splinters and began an effort to recombine the components. This has resulted in the partial reconstruction (~40%) of the frame of a child's crib.
When confronted with this information, SCP-6899 has provided no comment.

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Item#: 6902

Level2

Containment Class:
euclid

Secondary Class:
none

Disruption Class:
dark

Risk Class:
notice

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6902 contains a tracking device. At all times, at least one Foundation agent is to wait at the baggage claim in Newark Liberty International Airport. Whenever SCP-6902 appears in this baggage claim, said agent is to take it to a secluded location until it dematerializes. In the event that an unknown party claims SCP-6902, the identity of said party is to be determined as soon as possible.
Description: SCP-6902 is a red rolling suitcase that lacks any form of branding or iconography. Approximately every six hours, SCP-6902 will dematerialize from its current location and rematerialize within a baggage claim carousel at Newark Liberty International Airport.
Upon discovery, SCP-6902 had a baggage tag identifying it as belonging to flight 1814 from PHX1 to EWR2, on January 12th 2004. Notably, this flight crashed due to a mechanical failure, killing all passengers on board. This baggage tag has since been removed.
As SCP-6902 dematerializes, all items within it will become an SCP-6902-1 instance. Whenever SCP-6902 materializes, all SCP-6902-1 instances will materialize within it as well.
The following list comprises all SCP-6902-1 instances:

Five long sleeved dress shirts;
A pair of dress shoes;
Three neckties;
Seven pairs of underwear;
Four pairs of dress socks;
A pair of sunglasses;
A black leather belt;
A disposable camera;
A toiletries kit;
An empty leather folder;
A gift bag containing a stuffed bear.

The following message is embroidered on the inside of SCP-6902 itself. "For Jason. You won't lose this one."

Footnotes
1. IATA airport code for Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport
2. IATA airport code for Newark Liberty International Airport

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SCP-6947 - Around the world, around the world
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Item #: SCP-6947
Object Class: Archon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6947's anomalous effects are undetectable to observers within the universe he exists, and those who could/can detect them are already acquainted with the anomalous. As SCP-6947's effects are presumed to terminate upon his death, no containment procedures are necessary until such a time. Foundation web-crawlers and planted agents are to continuously monitor SCP-6947, as well as discredit any information leaked about his effects.
Description: SCP-6947 (known as Zachary █████████) is a male human of Caucasian descent. Records indicate SCP-6947 was born on ██/██/2015, making him 7 years old.
SCP-6947 exhibits a phenomenon in which his movement through space is defined by the entire universe moving relative to him rather than vice versa. Otherwise, SCP-6947's movement is consistent to outside observers when referenced to an absolute reference point such as Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMBR) unless said observer is separate from the universe in which SCP-6947 exists.
Discovery: SCP-6947 was discovered on 11/4/2020 with his mother Sarah █████████ during an argument at the ███ █████ Mall in ████████, Oregon. Below is the security footage from the interaction, which was collected post-discovery of the anomaly:

<Begin Log>
<Sarah █████████ is holding SCP-6947's hand as they walk through the mall.>Sarah: No, Zach.Sarah: It'll spoil your appetite, Zach.Sarah: No.Sarah: We're getting dinner in half an hour, you can wait until then.<SCP-6947 attempts to pull Sarah █████████ in the direction of the food court.>
Sarah: Zach! I said "no!" Quit being such a brat, will you?Sarah: <frustrated> I don't have to get you anything, Zach. I just needed a few small things from here.Sarah: Zach! We are leaving right now! The world does not revolve around you!<At this moment, several Extra-Universal Foundation sites alert Overwatch Command of a newly discovered anomalous phenomenon (now known to be SCP-6947.)>
Sarah: We're going, Zach!
<Sarah █████████ drags SCP-6947 towards the exit.><End Log>

Interception of the anomaly by nearby Foundation agents was deemed unnecessary.

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Item #: SCP-6957
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: Witnesses to SCP-6957 during its brief appearance on Earth are to be amnesticized. As SCP-6957 has relocated to an unknown region of space beyond civilian space observation stations, further containment procedures of SCP-6957 are unnecessary.
Description: SCP-6957 is a sapient space-faring organism resembling a disembodied tongue, twelve kilometers in circumference, which entered Earth's atmosphere on 4 July 2307. SCP-6957 remained partially submerged in the Pacific Ocean for approximately seventy-two hours before ascending into Earth's atmosphere and subsequently leaving the planet's orbit. The cause of this is unknown.
Addendum 6957.1: On 3 August 2307, SCP-6957 established a one-way communication channel with Earth's deep space communication relays that was intercepted by the Galactic Foundation. The message it sent has been transcribed below.

To whom it may concern,
I am a Gormetian culinary expert of the highest calibur, hailing from the Ramsey System of the Plastic Galaxy. You know me by many names: Killgaroth, Consumer of Worlds; Killmonger, Consumer of Worlds; The World Eater, Consumer of Worlds; or Johnathan.
My clientele have hired me specifically for my exquisite pallet and measure of character, as I am well regarded for my excellent taste when it comes to devouring worlds. A visit from me is a blessing. To exist in the micro-biome of a Gormetian such as I is the highest achievement any well respecting sapient race should experience.
Earth, however, will not receive the glory of my consumption, nor that of my clientele.
Your atmosphere is an assault to the senses. Overloaded with a horrid amalgamation of sweet and salty that do nothing to compliment each other. Quite frankly, penetrating the planet's ocean was a refreshing reprieve from the air, although only momentarily.
Your oceans, by the stars, your oceans. What good is there other than the fact that it's liquid? If you can even call that liquid. The stentch, rotten to the core. The aquatic life are both hostile and rude, and the flavor. I shudder to reflect on the flavor.
This simply will not do. There is far too much seasoning on Earth. You will rectify this immediately, and I return in another cycle to re-assess the dish. Do well not to fuck it up.

Addendum 6957.2: On 3 August 2310, SCP-6957 returned to Earth, remaining suspended above the Pacific Ocean for forty-eight hours before ascending out of the atmosphere.

To whom it may concern,
I gave you explicit instructions not to fuck it up. Somehow you've made an overcooked, over seasoned, dish raw.
I would like to re-interate for emphasis.
Your planet has gone from cooked to raw.
How in the universe did you even manage that?
Item #: SCP-6985
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-6985 are to be tracked down and removed from any residence. All advertisements featuring SCP-6985, whether digital or physical, are to be hidden from public eye by any means available. Recovered instances of SCP-6985 are to be stored in a large glass case imbued with insect repellent within Site-19.
Description: SCP-6985 is the designation for an unmarked, bright pink spherical object attached to a small round stump approximately the size of a bowling ball. The entirety of SCP-6985 is rounded and smooth, crafted out of an unknown, soft and slightly adhesive material. Attached to a hole in the top of the object is a removable neon tag that reads 'The anti-spider!' in large bold letters.
On 07/7/21, instances of SCP-6985 started spontaneously appearing within the homes of hundreds of seemingly random individuals. Later tests show these individuals all suffer from mild to severe arachnophobia.1 About three days prior to this event, multiple advertisements and pieces of media surrounding SCP-6985 began revealing themselves, visible only to those suffering from arachnophobia. After 07/7/21, they proceeded to become perceivable to all. The individuals who received SCP-6985 had varying reactions, ranging from uneasy to indifferent towards the object's appearance in their homes, and over 80% of these people appeared heavily reluctant to lose contact with it upon notice.
The most detailed advertisement concerning SCP-6985 that was obtained by personnel was a colourful poster picturing SCP-6985 resting on a white table in front of a bright screen. The poster reads as follows:

'Let your fears die away! Presenting…..the anti-spider! The anti-spider is perfect for anyone with even a small fear of spiders. Why? Because it's nothing that a spider is and everything a spider's not! Simply take a look to see how not a spider this amazing creation is! And sleep good dreams with this on your bedside table, or anywhere else in your house. Knowing confidently that this is NOT a spider!'

The back of the poster features a table detailing the numerous differences between instances of SCP-6985 and members of the arachnid family:

Spider
Anti-spider

Is hairy
Is not at all hairy

Has eight legs
Has no legs

Has eight eyes
Has no eyes

Has fangs
Does not have fangs

Can produce silk
Can not produce silk

Builds webs
Does not build webs

Sometimes eats other spiders
Does not eat, just waits

Lays many eggs
Does not lay eggs

Lives up to 40 years
Stays forever

Is easy to kill off
Can not be killed, effectively indestructible

Is alive
Is not alive

Eats thousands of insects every year, thus controlling the bug population in households worldwide
Does not do that

Footnotes
1. Fear of spiders.

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Item #: SCP-6986
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6986 has been retrieved from its original location and replaced with a similar non-anomalous tombstone, and is currently being kept in a standard safe object item locker at Site-81. Any individuals in the area who report unusual feelings consistent with SCP-6986's anomalous effects are to be amnesticized.
A single Foundation agent has been stationed at the Chaplin Cemetery to monitor SCP-6986's original location during SCP-6986-1 events. Any civilians who witness SCP-6986-1 events are to be amnesticized.
Description: SCP-6986 is a granite tombstone originally found in the Chaplin Cemetery in Alexandria, Indiana. The inscription on SCP-6986 is transcribed below:

Simon Poole
1955 - 2003
Loving father, caring husband, brilliant magician. Remembered fondly.

SCP-6986 exhibits mild mnestic properties. Individuals who read and comprehend the inscription on the object will vividly remember both it and the surrounding environment. They will also associate feelings of admiration and respect with the name "Simon Poole," and speak as if they are familiar with the individual in question. These effects are resistant to mild amnestic treatment, though stronger treatments have been successful in eliminating most memories and associations.
Chaplin Cemetery records indicate that an individual named Simon Poole was buried there, with SCP-6986 as the tombstone. It is not known when or how SCP-6986 became anomalous. According to Indiana public records, Poole lived in Alexandria at several points in his life, was employed as a party magician for various businesses, and had a wife and a son born in 1994. Poole's wife died in 1998, and his son is still alive. The whereabouts of Poole's son are currently unknown, and his wife is buried next to him in Chaplin Cemetery. Her tombstone is non-anomalous.
SCP-6986-1 is a phenomenon affecting the area in Chaplin Cemetery where SCP-6986 was originally located. Every Friday at 15:34 local time, a flower will spontaneously manifest at SCP-6986's original location. The species of flower varies, but all have been flowers commonly associated with love and affection. The flowers are non-anomalous, and can be safely removed from the original location of SCP-6986 after manifestation.
Approximately 30% of flowers manifested in SCP-6986-1 events have manifested alongside a paper letter. The letters vary in content, but all are non-anomalous. A transcription of a letter recovered after an SCP-6986-1 event is provided below:

I've been doing good recently. Met some new people, thinking about going back to school. Gonna try to come visit you soon.
I hope you're proud of me. I miss you.
-Michael

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To: Mattias Reeds
From: Joseph Santiago
Subject: Re: I need some help finding a file

Hey Matt,
So I did a bit of digging, I think I've found what you were looking for.
I'll warn you now, you may not like what you see.

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