Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you wanna change it?

( The Hand that Feeds - Nine Inch Nails )
SCP-5315 - Gastronomical Annex

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F.A.Q.

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Appetizers
Amuse-Bouche Contagieux
  A beguiling bite-sized morsel that sparks an insatiable desire for fine dining. A delectable blend of cured Iberian ham and truffle-infused foie gras.
       Price: $12.99
       Calories: 120

WARNING: Foods from SCP-5315 should not be consumed under any circumstances. Anomalous effects have so far resulted in the death of several civilians and Foundation personnel.

Truffle Infusion Crostini
  Baguette slices adorned with a mysterious blend of black truffle, goat cheese, and honey.
       Price: $16.99
       Calories: 180

Soups and Salads
Bisque de Quarantine
  Decadent seafood bisque with the ability to instill refined tastes in the populace. Includes lobster, saffron, and a hint of cognac.
       Price: $21.99
       Calories: 250

Ensalada de Élite
Fresh arugula and watercress topped with golden beet carpaccio, and goat cheese crumbles, guaranteed to reshape the local dining landscape.
       Price: $18.99
       Calories: 200
WARNING: Neighboring businesses experience a decline as residents gravitate towards SCP-5315. Efforts to balance the local economy are in progress.

Main Courses
Filet de Rareté
  Prime meat cut to perfection, enticing locals to forsake traditional fare.
       Price: $38.99
       Calories: 350
WARNING: SCP-5315 has grown to the size of a full street, transforming it into a plaza. Efforts to decommission SCP-5315 are underway.
Saffron Épidémie Risotto
  Prime Wagyu beef filet, sous-vide and finished with a red wine reduction, redefining the culinary expectations.
       Price: $32.99
       Calories: 300

Desserts
Crème de la Contagion
 Silky chocolate mousse infused with Grand Marnier and topped with edible gold leaf.
       Price: $24.99
       Calories: 980
Pavlova Pandémique
 Light and airy pavlova filled with passion fruit curd, topped with fresh berries and a raspberry coulis.
       Price: $19.99
       Calories: 1020
WARNING: SCP-5315 has consumed Site-195. Related documentation has since been overwritten.

Beverages
Libation de Luxe
 A signature cocktail featuring artisanal gin, elderflower liqueur, and a hint of lavender, garnished with an edible orchid.
       Price: $14.99
       Calories: 150
Vin Viral
 An exclusive Bordeaux blend with notes of black currant, truffle, and a subtle hint of [REDACTED].
       Price: $29.99
       Calories: 250
WARNING: SCP-5315 has consumed half the city of Detroit and is currently enacting a FK-Class "Broken Foundation" Scenario. All non-mandatory actions are to immediately cease and focus on the neutralization of SCP-5315.

Welcome to the new Foundation, Chef.

SERVE, COOK, PREPARE.

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