Item #: SCP-4279
Level 3/4279

Object Class: Safe
Classified

SCP-4279 reassembly attempt 7, dated 2019/02/22.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4279 is kept disassembled in an anomalous item storage vault at the high-energy physics lab of Site-33. Alteration to a component of SCP-4279 before assembly requires approval from site command. Testing of a reassembled SCP-4279 must be conducted at an off-site explosives testing range and activated remotely. All items produced by SCP-4279 are to be contained and disposed of in accordance to standard procedures for radioactive waste.
Description: SCP-4279 is a device separated into 7 components, marked one through seven on attached documentation, with the following descriptions handwritten in Urdu:

Power Supply
Lead Ion Collider
Recombination Vessel (Mk. II: post-Iron metals)
Element Extruder (Mk. V: Hydrogen through Plutonium)
Molecular Assembler (Mk. III: Fizzier champagne)
Output Tray
Command Input

When assembled, SCP-4279 uses electrical power to generate and assemble matter into theoretically any molecular or atomic form based on pre-programmed designs, the coding language of which has been reverse engineered by Foundation programmers. Items created by SCP-4279, however, invariably produce high amounts of gamma, alpha, and neutron radiation, making them immediately lethal to nearby organic life and posing a lasting ecological threat to the nearby environment. Ongoing research of SCP-4279's components have yet to identify which are responsible for the radioactive side-effect.
Addendum 4279-1: Discovery
SCP-4279 was discovered on 2017/08/17 when embedded agents in the Pakistani government alerted the Foundation of an anomalous radiological disaster at a facility owned by Khan Research Laboratories1 in the city of Kahuta, Pakistan. MTF Unit Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters") dispatched a Curie-class drone remote-controlled via insulated wired connection upon measuring a constant radiation rate of 625 mSv/s2 at a distance of 1.4 km from the source.
The drone measured a radiation rate of 7220 mSv/s at a distance of 30m before making visual contact. The video feed identified a single, unopened bottle of champagne sitting on the output tray of SCP-4279 as the source. SCP-4279 was surrounded by multiple cadavers dressed in military uniform and one in a lab coat with a patch bearing the words: Dr. Tanzil Baqri, Research Lead. The bottle was contained within a concrete container with a lead-boron lining by remote-controlled drone.
Addendum 4279-2: Log of Created Items from Command Input
List of items recovered from the Command Input component's on-board memory translated from Urdu:

Date
Program name
Item created

2016/04/02
Water
160 g of gaseous oxygen, 20 g of gaseous hydrogen

2016/06/21
Rice
1 kg of rice starch

2016/09/29
Chick peas
50 g of pureed chick peas

2016/11/13
Water
180 g of liquid water

2016/12/14
Rice
1 kg of hulled rice

2017/02/28
Cup of water
180 g of liquid water in a 200 mL plastic cup

2017/03/01
Bottle of champagne
A 500 mL bottle of champagne

2017/03/01
Bottle of champagne (large)
A 1 liter bottle of champagne

2017/03/01
Untitled-2017-03-01
One latex condom

2017/03/02
Untitled-2017-03-02
One 500 g bar of dark chocolate

2017/04/11
I don't have to wait
A golden replica of the Nobel Prize in physics, dated 2017

2017/04/19
Helium-3
3 kg of 3He in a 500 mL steel canister

2017/05/15
Untitled-2017-05-15
20 100-mg pills of sertraline3

2017/05/15
Bottle of scotch
One 750 mL bottle of single malt scotch whiskey

2017/05/29
For the historians
Golden bust of Dr. Tanzil Baqri

2017/05/30
Better idea
Platinum bust of Dr. Tanzil Baqri

2017/07/15
Untitled-2017-07-15
One 200 mg dose of Mifepristone4

2017/07/28
Untitled-2017-07-28
A wooden placard reading "You Still Helped The World"

2017/07/28
Untitled-2017-03-02
One 500 g bar of dark chocolate

2017/07/28
Bottle of scotch
One 750 mL bottle of single malt scotch whiskey

2017/08/05
Untitled-2017-08-05
One 500 g container of concealer makeup

2017/08/15
Something nice for the generals
One silk dress interlaced with diamonds

2017/08/15
Bottle of champagne
One 500 mL bottle of champagne

2017/08/17
Bottle of champagne
One 500 mL bottle of champagne made entirely from unstable isotopes

Addendum 4279-3: Recovered Note
The following was discovered inside the Command Input component during initial disassembly at Site-33.

To Dr. Baqri,

I hope the champagne was fizzy enough this time. Enjoy it.

Aisha Osmani, (former) PhD candidate

Footnotes
1. A weapons and high energy physics laboratory administrated by the Pakistani Armed Forces
2. millisieverts per second
3. Antidepressant originally marketed under the name Zoloft
4. An abortifacient advised for use within the first 49 days of pregnancy

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