Item #: SCP-3036
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3036 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-49's B-Wing. SCP-3036 is allowed exactly one hour of recreation every day. During this time, it is allowed to interact with other anomalous humanoids of similar psychological disposition.
SCP-3036 is not permitted to use its anomalous abilities outside of its containment cell or during testing, and will have its recreational privileges revoked for three weeks if it violates this condition. This is in order to acclimate it to its current environment within Foundation custody. SCP-3036 is to attend medical check-ups by Site-43's medical staff for SCP-3036-A-1 and -2's safety.
Description: SCP-3036 is a humanoid entity entirely made out of human flesh, muscles and assorted bodily fluids, standing at 185 centimeters tall and weighing 100 kilograms. Black, white and red ink designs are tattooed to the object's face and along its upper and lower body. SCP-3036 shows no signs of a nervous system, leaving it incapable of sensing touch. Additionally, the object contains no traces of a bone structure or reproductive system.
Despite this, SCP-3036 is sapient, and fully capable of completing activities that would require higher brain functions and a homeostatic environment. SCP-3036 is fully capable of speaking and reading in English. Personnel interacting with SCP-3036 describe it as calm and blunt when it comes to individualized conversations between itself and psychologists.
SCP-3036 is capable of stretching itself to anomalous lengths, the longest recorded attempt being at forty-seven meters. Object does not react with discomfort from being stretched at such lengths. SCP-3036 has often been found stretching itself in its containment cell when no other recreational activities are possible. When damaged, either from performing or being harmed, SCP-3036 is capable of regenerating lost tissue in a short amount of time. According to SCP-3036, it has survived:

An indeterminate amount of 12 gauge ammunition
Assault from an unidentified species of bear
A chainsaw being lodged into its head.

SCP-3036-A designates two humanoid entities living inside of SCP-3036, both located in the subject's stomach region. SCP-3036-A have been surgically conjoined at the hip, and suffer from stunted growth. It is believed this stunted growth is not natural, instead caused by a currently unknown party. Due to the location of SCP-3036-A instances, it is currently impossible to record the exact weight and height of both instances.
These entities, individually designated as SCP-3036-A-1 and SCP-3036-A-2, form a parasitic relationship with SCP-3036. Based off of X-rays of SCP-3036, the mouths of SCP-3036-A-1 and SCP-3036-A-2 have been surgically connected to a tube inside of SCP-3036's throat. This is where SCP-3036-A instances acquire the necessary nutrition. SCP-3036 has denied any and all attempts to remove SCP-3036-A instances from its stomach.
Recovery: SCP-3036 was captured following an attempted raid on GoI-233 ("Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting") in 1999. SCP-3036 was left behind due to unknown reasons, but SCP-3036 claimed it was due to "bad blood" between itself and fellow performers.1 SCP-3036 was recovered with no resistance.

Interview Log

Interviewer: Dr. Henderson
Subject: SCP-3036
<Begin Log>
Dr. Henderson: What is your name?Dr. Henderson: Why can't you remember?Dr. Henderson: Surgery?Dr. Henderson: What did this surgery entail?Dr. Henderson: I thought the circus bred clowns.Dr. Henderson: 'We'?
Dr. Henderson: What was your profession at the circus?Dr. Henderson: Explain.Dr. Henderson: And what type of 'fun' did you have?Dr. Henderson: And how long have you been working as a 'clown hunter'?Dr. Henderson: And what did you do to it?Dr. Henderson: Jesus.Dr. Henderson: What?Dr. Henderson: Them?
SCP-3036 points to its stomach.Dr. Henderson: B-Brothers?Dr. Henderson: How old were they when this happened?
Dr. Henderson: Why were you left behind?Dr. Henderson: Masky?Dr. Henderson: Why do you think he hated you?Dr. Henderson: Please, keep on track.Dr. Henderson: What do you mean?<End Log>

Addendum-3036.1
On 12-25-2000, almost a year after initial containment of SCP-3036, Site-43 suffered an electrical outage in the B-Wing of the facility.2 Security personnel were dispatched to B-Wing in order to (1.) guard against potential containment breaches by anomalous humanoids and (2.) to investigate into the nature of Site-43's outage.3 The Wing's backup generator was brought online for a short time by Site-43 personnel.
Three hours after the electrical outage on Wing-B, three individuals wearing clown masks were found nearing SCP-3036's containment cell. Security personnel were dispatched to deal with the potential threat, but were terminated by physical assault. Security footage suggests individuals were Level III Red humanoids.4
Following this discovery, Wing-B was put on lockdown by Site-Director [REDACTED] in order to avoid further entry into Site-43 and to stop the individuals from escaping Site-43. Requests for reinforcements were answered by Site-44 and Site-22 with Mobile Task Forces Beta-22 ("The Whistleblowers") and Beta-11 ("Sane Clown Posse").
Security personnel were ordered to eliminate the three individuals attempting to enter SCP-3036's cell. After 30 minutes of close quarters combat, one individual was able to enter SCP-3036's cell while the other two were combating Foundation security forces. The following was recorded inside of SCP-3036's cell.
<Muffled talking><Muffled talking><SCP-3036 punches the unknown individual out of the room.>
Based off of camera footage and testimony from surviving personnel, SCP-3036 proceeded to attack the unknown individual, which ended in both it and the three individuals sustaining significant damage. Following an additional 30 minutes of fighting and the arrival of MTF-Beta-22 and MTF-Beta-11, the three individuals retreated through an anomalous doorway. SCP-3036 willingly came into Foundation custody. It had lost ~55% of its body mass, including both its arms by the end of the fight.5
Post-Incident Interview Excerpt

Interviewer: Dr. Henderson
Subject: SCP-3036
<Begin Log>
Dr. Henderson: Why did you let yourself be captured by the Foundation?
Increased security measures are being suggested for SCP-3036 and other similar anomalies connected to GoI-233.

Footnotes
1. See Interview Log below.
2. It should be noted that Site-43's B-Wing has separate power sources from the rest of the Site as a whole due to its nature as a humanoid containment wing.
3. It should be noted that this was two months after the initial interview with SCP-3036, and personnel were prepared for a possible attack by members of GoI-233.
4. Humanoids capable of Limited Regeneration. Footage suggests advanced regeneration capabilities. See Document-PHYSICS-222 for more information.
5. SCP-3036 regenerated both arms three days after the initial incident.

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