SCP-3908 Being SCP-3908

Item #: SCP-3908
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3908 is kept in SCP-3908's containment unit. Personnel are to refrain from speaking or writing about SCP-3908 to SCP-3908 to avoid SCP-3908 being SCP-3908.
Description: SCP-3908 is an anti-memetic entity. SCP-3908 is capable of speech. Images of the entity will be replaced with a plain black image and white text stating "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908". Any spoken or written information regarding SCP-3908, either directly stated or implied, will be censored.
Interview-3908-1

Interviewer: Dr. Witts
Interviewed: SCP-3908
<Begin Log>
Witts: Hello, SCP-3908.Witts: Can you tell me your name, SCP-3908?Witts: That is your Foundation-given designation. I would like to know your birth name.Witts: SCP-3908, do you know the origin of your anomalous properties?[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts appears worried.]
Witts: Remain passive, SCP-3908.Witts: Please explain your anomalous properties.[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. The table is on the other side of the room now.]
Witts: SCP-3908, remain passive.Witts: SCP-3908, calm do-[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts is injured.]
Witts: Terminate the interview!
[Security personnel enter the containment chamber. SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.][SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Security personnel recover Dr. Witts.]
<End Log>

Interview-3908-2

Interviewer: Dr. Witts
Interviewed: SCP-3908
Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908.
<Begin Log>Witts: During our last interview, you were SCP-390-Witts: Let's stay on track. Where were you born?[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts puts a hand out to SCP-3908.]
Witts: For the purposes of SCP-3908 not being SCP-3908- Er… I'm going to have to ask you refrain from referring to yourself.Witts: Now, where and when were you born?Witts: When was the earliest you remember being called SCP-3908?Witts: How did others react?Witts: Was that the nickname they gave to you?Witts: Did you have friends?Witts: Are you aware of why that was?Witts: SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself.Witts: I see. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908.<End Log>

Interview-3908-3

Interviewer: Dr. Witts
Interviewed: SCP-3908
Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908.
<Begin Log>
Witts: Now, SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself in this interview.Witts: What is your legal first and last name?Witts: What is your age?Witts: When is your birthday?Witts: Wait… Shit.Witts: Sorry, I forgot.Witts: From when?Witts: Oh, it's no problem. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908.Witts: Sorry for what?[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts walks to SCP-3908.]
Witts: SCP-3908, it's fine. It was just a mistake.<End Log>

Addendum-3908-1: The following is a proposed revision of SCP-3908's file in order to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. Written by Dr. Witts.

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Craig "Skip" Wattson

Item #: Skip
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Standard humanoid containment unit. 3 meals are to be provided every day. Possible restraints for interaction. Weekly psychological evaluation.
Description: Human male. Gray hair. Brown eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 kilograms. Caucasian. 40 years.
Self-referential antimeme. Can't be directly spoken or written about.
Anger problems. Not such a bad guy.

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