Item #: SCP-2284
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2284 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██. Only D-Class personnel are to communicate with SCP-2284.
Description: SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian descent that is almost genetically identical to SCP-2148. The words "Mr. Lie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-2284's left bicep.
The speech of SCP-2284 exhibits a cognitohazardous effect which causes others that sense it to believe all declarations and statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true. Direct audio recordings are subject to this effect. Questions posed by SCP-2284 exhibit no anomalous properties, nor do transcriptions of its speech. Testing has begun to determine whether this property applies to things SCP-2284 writes or types.
SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making true statements. However, it is able to communicate somewhat effectively by relying on rhetorical questions and series of questions that lead others to the desired conclusion.
Research is currently underway to determine a possible connection between SCP-2284 and SCP-2148-2.
Addendum A: The following transcript is from an interview between D-22841 and SCP-2284, recorded by a Foundation speech to text program. Minor edits were made afterward to correct small errors made by the program. Text in italicized brackets are notes by D-22841 during the interview concerning the body language and verbal tone of SCP-2284.

+ Open interview

- Close interview

D-22841: Hey. I gotta read you these questions and write how you react. They have it set up so a computer will type out everything we say. That alright?D-22841: Right. So. How are you today, 2284?D-22841: Eh, could be better.
[Both laugh]
D-22841: Right, so first thing. In 1995 there was an incident featuring SCP-2148, and—D-22841: Um. One sec, let me double check the number. Ah, right. Blindfolded guy, calls himself Mister Stripes.
(SCP-2284 sits up)D-22841: Nothing to him, more that he did something. I think. Or the doctors think, I guess. This black bar showed up on the cameras for a while, and then at the end he had this photo. Later, when they looked at his Little Misters list, your name was blacked out.
(SCP-2284 becomes progressively more relaxed during explanation)D-22841: So far as I know. You didn't have anything to do with that?D-22841: Alright. Let's see. Are you aware of your anomalous properties?D-22841: Magic stuff, basically. Um. It says you can convince anyone of anything you say.D-22841: Read transcripts, I guess. Which is what I'm here for.D-22841: Yeah. But the doctors will know what's really up.D-22841: Wouldn't that still just be you trying to convince me of something?D-22841: Was that a question?
(SCP-2284 smiles)("That's a good question, isn't it?" or "That's a good question. Isn't it?" Fuck I don't know doc)D-22841: Can you tell me about the other Little Misters?D-22841: Stripes, obviously. One second. Chameleon. Lost. Brass, Moon, and Forgetful.D-22841: Let's see. Church of the Broken God.D-22841: What about the others? You seemed concerned about Mister Stripes earlier.D-22841: Aren't all of you sort of siblings? I think I remember reading that in a briefing dossier.D-22841: Didn't you just— You know what, let's just move on. What can you tell us about Doctor Wondertainment?D-22841: That his name is Isiah Crawford.(I can hear what he's muttering, but I'm not sure what he means. I'm getting a really bad migraine as he talks)
D-22841: What are you talking about?D-22841: Both. You just said that. Doctor Wondertainment is a male human named Isiah Crawford who is just a company that was never Isiah Crawford [Speech to text program was unable to give punctuation to this dialogue.]SCP-2284: Can someone help him?SCP-2284: Are you guys coming? Can't you see this guy needs help?SCP-2284: No, just looking.
(You cannot consciously see any of the text I am writing. You feel compelled to follow the instructions relevant to you.)
(If you are a D-Class you need to give this note to a researcher.)
(If you are a researcher without the ability to edit the files of SCP-2284, you need to give it to a researcher who can.)
(If you are a researcher capable of editing the files of SCP-2284, you need to scan this part of the note directly into the transcript without rewriting it yourself. You feel like you should conduct an unscheduled, unmonitored interview with SCP-2284 when possible. You need to bring a second recording device in addition to the typical interview recording devices.)

Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document similar to the print on the obverse side of SCP-2148-1.

Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish
13. Mr. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie ✔
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes

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module Audio=*/local/bullshit.mp3
[[module Password=hahahaha|case=insensitive]]
**Item #:** SCP-2284
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-2284 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██ adjacent to the cell of SCP-2148. SCP-2284 is to remain on the same meal and fitness schedule as SCP-2148, and action is not to be taken when the two interact. On the seventeenth of every month, Doctor Everett Mann is to interview SCP-2148.
**Description:** SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian descent, and is the identical brother of SCP-2148. The words "Mr. Lie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-2284's left bicep.
All declarations and statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true.
SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making false statements.
Testing has revealed that its inability to make false statements apply to its writing.
There is nothing abnormal about the document recovered from SCP-2284, and it has been confirmed SCP-2284 had never been in a Foundation facility prior to its containment.
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D-22841: Hey. I gotta read you these questions and write how react. They have it set up so a computer will type out everything we say. That alright?D-22841: Right. So. How are you today, 2284?D-22841: Eh, could be better.
[Both laugh]
D-22841: Right, so first thing. In 1995 there was an incident featuring SCP-2148, and—D-22841: Um. One sec, let me double check the number. Ah, right. Blindfolded guy, calls himself Mister Stripes.
(SCP-2284 sits up)D-22841: Nothing to him, more that he did something. I think. Or the doctors think, I guess. This black bar showed up on the cameras for a while, and then at the end he had this photo. Later, when they looked at his Little Misters list, your name was blacked out.
(SCP-2284 becomes progressively more relaxed during explanation)D-22841: So far as I know. You didn't have anything to do with that?D-22841: Alright. Let's see. Are you aware of your anomalous properties?D-22841: Magic stuff, basically. Um. It says you can convince anyone of anything you say.D-22841: Read transcripts, I guess. Which is what I'm here for.D-22841: Yeah. But the doctors will know what's really up.D-22841: Wouldn't that still just be you trying to convince me of something?D-22841: Was that a question?
(SCP-2284 smiles)("That's a good question, isn't it?" or "That's a good question. Isn't it?" Fuck I don't know doc)D-22841: Can you tell me about the other Little Misters?D-22841: Stripes, obviously. One second. Chameleon. Lost. Brass, Moon, and Forgetful.D-22841: Let's see. Church of the Broken God.D-22841: What about the others? You seemed concerned about Mister Stripes earlier.D-22841: Aren't all of you sort of siblings? I think I remember reading that in a briefing dossier.D-22841: Didn't you just— You know what, let's just move on. What can you tell us about Doctor Wondertainment?D-22841: That his name is Isiah Crawford.(I can hear what he's muttering, but I'm not sure what he means. I'm getting a really bad migraine as he talks)
D-22841: What are you talking about?D-22841: Both. You just said that. Doctor Wondertainment is a male human named Isiah Crawford who is just a company that was never Isiah Crawford [Speech to text program was unable to give punctuation to this dialogue.]SCP-2284: Can someone help him?SCP-2284: Are you guys coming? Can't you see this guy needs help?SCP-2284: No, just looking.
(You cannot consciously see any of the text I am writing. You feel compelled to follow the instructions relevant to you.)
(If you are a D-Class you need to give this note to a researcher.)
(If you are a researcher without the ability to edit the files of SCP-2284, you need to give it to a researcher who can.)
(If you are a researcher capable of editing the files of SCP-2284, you need to scan this part of the note directly into the transcript without rewriting it yourself. You feel like you should conduct an unscheduled, unmonitored interview with SCP-2284 when possible. You need to bring a second recording device in addition to the typical interview recording devices.)
[[/div]]
[[module Password=user:EverettMann]]
module Audio=*/local/Virr.mp3
Data partially corrupted. For a partial interview, see [[[*/local--files/virr | here.]]]
[[/module]]
Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document similar to Document 909-A.
> **Wow!** You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
> 
> Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
> 
> 01. Mr. Chameleon
> 02. Mr. Headless
> 03. Mr. Laugh
> 04. Mr. Forgetful
> 05. Mr. Shapey
> 06. Mr. Soap
> 07. Mr. Hungry
> 08. Mr. Brass
> 09. Mr. Hot
> 10. Ms. Sweetie
> 11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
> 12. Mr. Fish
> 13. Mr. Moon
> 14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
> 15. Mr. Money
> 16. Mr. Lost
> 17. Mr. Lie ✔
> 18. Mr. Mad
> 19. Mr. Scary
> 20. Mr. Stripes
[[/module]]

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++ To access this document, you must first listen to the audio included below in full
[[module Audio=*/local/bullshit.mp3]]
[[module Password=hahahaha|case=insensitive]]
Item #: SCP-2284
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2284 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██ adjacent to the cell of SCP-2148. SCP-2284 is to remain on the same meal and fitness schedule as SCP-2148, and action is not to be taken when the two interact. On the seventeenth of every month, Doctor Everett Mann is to interview SCP-2148. Only D-Class personnel are to communicate with SCP-2284.
Description: SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian descent that is almost genetically identical to, and is the identical brother of SCP-2148. The words "Mr. Lie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-2284's left bicep.
The speech of SCP-2284 exhibits a cognitohazardous effect that causes all that hear it to believe allAll declarations and statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true. Direct audio recordings of its speech are subject to this effect. Questions posed by SCP-2284 exhibit no anomalous properties, nor do transcriptions of its anomalous speech. Testing has begun to determine whether the writing of SCP-2284 possesses this property.
SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making truefalse statements. However, it is able to communicate somewhat effectively by relying on rhetorical questions and series of questions that lead others to the desired conclusion.
Research is currently underway to determine a possible connection between SCP-2284 and SCP-2148-2.
[[collapsible show="+ Open interview" hide="- Close interview"]][[/collapsible]]

D-22841: Hey. I gotta read you these questions and write how react. They have it set up so a computer will type out everything we say. That alright?D-22841: Right. So. How are you today, 2284?D-22841: Eh, could be better.
[Both laugh]
D-22841: Right, so first thing. In 1995 there was an incident featuring SCP-2148, and—D-22841: Um. One sec, let me double check the number. Ah, right. Blindfolded guy, calls himself Mister Stripes.
(SCP-2284 sits up)D-22841: Nothing to him, more that he did something. I think. Or the doctors think, I guess. This black bar showed up on the cameras for a while, and then at the end he had this photo. Later, when they looked at his Little Misters list, your name was blacked out.
(SCP-2284 becomes progressively more relaxed during explanation)D-22841: So far as I know. You didn't have anything to do with that?D-22841: Alright. Let's see. Are you aware of your anomalous properties?D-22841: Magic stuff, basically. Um. It says you can convince anyone of anything you say.D-22841: Read transcripts, I guess. Which is what I'm here for.D-22841: Yeah. But the doctors will know what's really up.D-22841: Wouldn't that still just be you trying to convince me of something?D-22841: Was that a question?
(SCP-2284 smiles)("That's a good question, isn't it?" or "That's a good question. Isn't it?" Fuck I don't know doc)D-22841: Can you tell me about the other Little Misters?D-22841: Stripes, obviously. One second. Chameleon. Lost. Brass, Moon, and Forgetful.D-22841: Let's see. Church of the Broken God.D-22841: What about the others? You seemed concerned about Mister Stripes earlier.D-22841: Aren't all of you sort of siblings? I think I remember reading that in a briefing dossier.D-22841: Didn't you just— You know what, let's just move on. What can you tell us about Doctor Wondertainment?D-22841: That his name is Isiah Crawford.(I can hear what he's muttering, but I'm not sure what he means. I'm getting a really bad migraine as he talks)
D-22841: What are you talking about?D-22841: Both. You just said that. Doctor Wondertainment is a male human named Isiah Crawford who is just a company that was never Isiah Crawford [Speech to text program was unable to give punctuation to this dialogue.]SCP-2284: Can someone help him?SCP-2284: Are you guys coming? Can't you see this guy needs help?SCP-2284: No, just looking.
(You cannot consciously see any of the text I am writing. You feel compelled to follow the instructions relevant to you.)
(If you are a D-Class you need to give this note to a researcher.)
(If you are a researcher without the ability to edit the files of SCP-2284, you need to give it to a researcher who can.)
(If you are a researcher capable of editing the files of SCP-2284, you need to scan this part of the note directly into the transcript without rewriting it yourself. You feel like you should conduct an unscheduled, unmonitored interview with SCP-2284 when possible. You need to bring a second recording device in addition to the typical interview recording devices.)
[[/collapsible]]
[[/div]]
[[module Password=user:EverettMann]]
Hello, Everett.
[[module Audio=*/local/Virr.mp3]]
Data partially corrupted. For a partial interview, see [[[*/local--files/virr | here.]]]
[[/module]]
Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document similar to the print on the obverse side of SCP-2148-1Document 909-A.
> **Wow!** You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
> 
> Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
> 
> 01. Mr. Chameleon
> 02. Mr. Headless
> 03. Mr. Laugh
> 04. Mr. Forgetful
> 05. Mr. Shapey
> 06. Mr. Soap
> 07. Mr. Hungry
> 08. Mr. Brass
> 09. Mr. Hot
> 10. Ms. Sweetie
> 11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
> 12. Mr. Fish
> 13. Mr. Moon
> 14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
> 15. Mr. Money
> 16. Mr. Lost
> 17. Mr. Lie ✔
> 18. Mr. Mad
> 19. Mr. Scary
> 20. Mr. Stripes
[[/module]]

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