Item #: SCP-1523
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1523 is to be secured in Storage Locker L at Site 40's Safe containment facility. When testing, SCP-1523 is to be lit with a handheld gas lighter. While SCP-1523 is burning, it is to be enclosed in an airtight chamber with all attending personnel wearing gas masks to avoid propagation or inhalation of SCP-1523 smoke.
All interactions with SCP-1523 are to be recorded and filed in Interview Log 1523. When testing is concluded, SCP-1523 is to be extinguished promptly. The object is never to burn while unattended.
Description: SCP-1523 is an orange-brown incense coil. While SCP-1523 is burning, the object displays sapience; it is responsive to verbal stimuli and capable of speech, using a voice identical to that of a musician named █████████████1 The object possesses complete memory of █████'s life2. The Foundation cannot determine whether SCP-1523 held the same personality traits in life; its current demeanor, including its obsession with religion, may result from its current form.
According to SCP-1523's account, it was created on 05/04/05 in a "star chapel" of the North American cult known as the Fifth Church during a "cleansing ritual". SCP-1523 was stored in a closet, suspended on an incense holder which bore a tag reading "BROTHER █████ TERRES TRIAL MIND". Following a Foundation sting (see EID Operations Report 6-11-05, "Operation Stargazer"), several ritual items were secured, including SCP-1523, which underwent experimentation due to its unusual nomenclature, then was designated and contained.
Addendum 1523-A: After testing (see interview logs), it has been determined that SCP-1523's ability to hear and speak is a property of its smoke, rather than of the object itself. Although SCP-1523 is apparently not conscious when unlit, attempts to determine the range and duration at which SCP-1523 smoke retains its effect have been inconclusive. Note that Site 40 cleaning procedures are to be strictly enforced, to prevent the contamination of the facility with SCP-1523.

Interview 1523-01, Abridged

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Note: All information pertaining to classified Fifthist activity has been redacted as per Operation Stargazer protocol.
Begin Log: 13:04:16
Interviewer: [The interviewer provides SCP-1523 with standard introductory information for contained humanoids.]Interviewer: I will keep using your designation, if that's alright. So can you confirm that you are ████████ █████?Interviewer: And you're aware of your state?Interviewer: Are you capable of anything besides speech?Interviewer: Can you perform something for the record?[The security officer suggests "Let's Stay Together", a standard which [REDACTED] occasionally performed in concert.][SCP-1523 performs a completely different piece with a dissonant melody and lyrics which are presumed to refer to Fifthist doctrines. The first verse consists of the phrase "there is power in the blood" repeated in different cadences. Full lyrics are available in the unabridged transcript.]
Interviewer: [pause] That will do. Can you tell us how you were placed in your current state?Interviewer: What happened to your body?Interviewer: You're saying that your body continues to function without a consciousness.Interviewer: Is this a common phenomenon?[REMAINDER OF INTERVIEW REDACTED]
End log, time 13:51:40

Interview 1523-02

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Note: This interview, like the previous one, was conducted in a standard humanoid interview chamber, and as such, the only precaution taken was the presence of a security official. This interview was conducted by a different researcher than the previous conversation: Dr. ███████ is a 35-year-old woman.
Begin log, start time 12:31:10
Interviewer: Can you tell us anything about the chapel you attended?Interviewer: I'm more interested in knowing their rituals and beliefs.Interviewer: Can we please stay on the subject, SCP-1523?Interviewer: This is inappropriate.Interviewer: [Security Officer] ████, how do I get him back on subject?
Security Officer: SCP-1523, answer her questions.Interviewer: This is ridiculous.Interviewer: SCP-1523, what are the central tenets of the Fifth Church?Interviewer: This is over. I'm getting the hell out of here.End log, time 12:35:25

Footnotes
1. Name withheld due to Operation Stargazer protocol.
2. Born in 1951, █████████████ achieved fame in the 1970s as a rhythm-and-blues singer, known for his characteristic low voice and range, as well as his brief time spent as a member of the band The Fifth Dimension.

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