SCP-846 in its dormant state.

Item #: SCP-846
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-846 is to be contained in a reinforced steel safe, located in Storage Unit █ at Site ██. SCP-846's containment area is to be guarded by three (3) security personnel at all times. Any unauthorized personnel attempting to access SCP-846 are to be taken into custody and interrogated by on-site security.
Activation of SCP-846 must be authorized by at least three (3) Level 4 personnel. Any testing of SCP-846 is to take place at an on-site firing range.
Description: SCP-846 is a plastic toy robot measuring twenty (20) centimeters in height and five (5) centimeters in width. The bottom of SCP-846's right foot bears the text 'Robo-Dude® (Now with Voice Command Action), by Dr. Wondertainment!' Signs of paint chipping and minor damage to SCP-846 indicate that it is roughly ten (10) years old, although attempts to question SCP-846 on this have been ignored. (See Interview 846-1)
SCP-846 is operated using a small 'controller' featuring an 'On/Off' button, a 'Speak' button and a small microphone. SCP-846 is activated using the 'On/Off' button, and verbal communication can be facilitated using the 'Speak' button. SCP-846 appears to be extremely well programmed, if not sentient, and will respond to most questions posed to it.
SCP-846 identifies itself as 'Robo-Dude' and claims that it possesses three hundred and fifty (350) 'Robo-Accessories'. When asked to use one of these accessories, the torso of SCP-846 slides open, revealing the desired accessory, which it then proceeds to utilize. The interior of SCP-846 appears to change completely each time it is asked to utilize an accessory. SCP-846 seems to be unable to utilize these accessories without being instructed to do so.
SCP-846 has claimed to possess, among other things:

A 'Fire Drill'. (Tested, functioned as a flamethrower.)
An 'Energy Laser' (Tested, functioned as a pistol.)
A 'Boom Ray' (Tested, functioned as a rocket launcher.)
A 'Melt-o-Tron 5000' (Tested, sprayed acid at target)
An 'Ultra Plasma Rifle' (Tested, functioned as an assault rifle)
A 'Hydrogen Cannon' (Tested, functioned as a children's water gun)
'Bug Spray' (Tested, released unidentified organisms that consumed the wooden target.)
A 'Ray Gun' (Tested, released a stream of gamma radiation)
An 'Atomic Grenade' (Testing strictly forbidden.)

History: SCP-846 was brought into containment after an unknown individual delivered it in a sealed package to [REDACTED], a front company for the SCP Foundation. The label of the package simply read 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'. Agents, upon learning of SCP-846's unusual properties, informed their superiors. SCP-846 was subsequently taken into Foundation custody.

Interview 846-1

Close Interview

Interviewed: SCP-846
Interviewer: Dr. ███████

<Begin Log>
(Dr. ███████ activates SCP-846.)Dr. ███████: Hello, SCP-846. How are you?Dr. ███████: That's nice. I'd just like to ask you a few questions, SCP-846. Where were you produced?Dr. ███████: Alright. When were you made?Dr. ███████: (Sighs) Okay, SCP-846 -Dr. ███████: No. Please tell me about yourself, SCP-846.Dr. ███████: No thank you, SCP-846, I'd like to -
(At this point, SCP-846 began a 'Robo-Dance', which lasted twenty-three (23) minutes. SCP-846 ignored all questions during this time period.)
Dr. ███████: Are you finished?Dr. ███████: How do you access new weapons, SCP-846? There's no way they could all fit inside of you.Dr. ███████: Interesting. How are you responding to my questions, have you been programmed to do so?Dr. ███████: SCP-846, tell me why you are able to respond to questions.<End Log>

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