Item #: SCP-644
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-644 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██. All staff or D-class in Site-██ known to have children are to be briefed of SCP-644's anomalous effects. Staff with children may opt out of testing with SCP-644 at any time.
Description: SCP-644 is a male humanoid of Italian descent. Visually, SCP-644 appears to be approximately 30 years old. The words "Mr. Hot, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed on SCP-644's left inner wrist.
SCP-644 is able to accurately determine whether or not a person has children. Both biological and adopted children may be sensed by this effect. SCP-644 is aware of this fact for any person it knows of, even if just by appearance or name.
SCP-644 claims to be able to predict the material wishes of any child, as well as the popularity of any product intended for children. SCP-644 claims that this effect does not function for the wishes of adults, but has given predictions for at least one person over the age of 18, whom SCP-644 described as "a real trooper", with no further comment.
SCP-644 is able to produce a business card from the pocket of any clothing worn by it. On the front of the card is printed:

Mister Hot
Marketing Consultant
Doctor Wondertainment Inc. LLC
1515 Mulberry Lane, Chicago, South Africa

On the back of the card, in small print, is a document similar to Document 909-a.

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Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot ✔
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish
13. Mr. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes

SCP-644 was originally found by local police in Racine, Wisconsin, where it was found sleeping in the entryway to a local elementary school, having broken a window to enter. SCP-644 claimed to have done this to escape winter weather conditions. An automatic Foundation webcrawler picked up a mention of SCP-644's tattoo in the files of the local police department, and it was acquired shortly after. Racine, Wisconsin, was later found to contain several anomalous objects created by "Doctor Wondertainment", in the possession of several local children.
Interview 1:

Foreword: Interview was conducted following initial containment, before SCP-644's anomalous properties had been ascertained.
<Begin Log>
SCP-644 is led into the interview room by security personnel outfitted with full fire-retardant gear, rated against temperatures up to 800 °C, and outfitted with Kevlar and foam padding in the case of explosive detonation. Personnel are also armed with high-capacity fire extinguishers.Dr. Latimer: Please state your name for our records.SCP-644 holds out wrist, pointing to the tattoo. Security personnel prepare to extinguish any potential fires.Dr. Latimer: You had say in where your tattoo went?Dr. Latimer: Where was that?Dr. Latimer: I'm doing fine. Could you tell me about your relationship with 'Wondertainment'?Dr. Latimer: What do you know about my children?Dr. Latimer: Go on.Dr. Latimer: You're right. What should I do?Dr. Latimer: What exactly can you do?Dr. Latimer: I'd have to know more. Need to know your toys are safe, of course.SCP-644 motions to the security personnel.
Dr. Latimer: That sounds wise.SCP-644 produces a business card. Security personnel confiscate it and place it within a reinforced fireproof container.
<End Log>

Interview 2:

Foreword: Interview was conducted one day after initial recovery.
<Begin Log Excerpt>
SCP-644 is brought into the interview room. A 10-centimeter thick barrier composed of heat-resistant, blast-proof glass is erected between Dr. Latimer and the subject chair.Dr. Latimer: Hello, Mister Hot.Dr. Latimer: It's just a precaution. Could you tell me more about what you mentioned yesterday? Your toys?Dr. Latimer: You mentioned something about children fitting some requirement to receive toys. Could you elaborate?SCP-644: No, no. We're looking for a higher caliber. Someone so imaginative… someone who will really appreciate the work that goes into this stuff. All around great kid.
Dr. Latimer: What kind of work? What do you do at 'Wondertainment'?Dr. Latimer: I need to know I can trust you as a source.Dr. Latimer: How did you become so valued by the organization?Dr. Latimer: Didn't you say you knew 'Wondertainment' in college?SCP-644: So, I go under, and when I come back, it's like zap. I just… I know what ideas are gonna be hot. All the time. And I work with him, and we're going like gangbusters, spreading like mad. Me and him. And he says to me, "My mind isn't what it used to be, Hot. Let's hone your creative mind."SCP-644: And I'd say that to him, and he'd say to me "Hot, you have quite the melon on your shoulders" and I'd say "Wow, thanks, boss" and then he'd put a miniature melon on my shoulder and we'd both laugh. It's our little joke, see?SCP-644: But we continued on like that, for… oh, it was years. I helped with every endeavor. One year, I thought "You know what kids love? Taking baths." or, "having imaginary friends", or "laughing at jokes", or… well, we had some weird years.Dr. Latimer: And that's when you became 'Mister Hot'?Dr. Latimer: What kind of toy did you have in mind?Dr. Latimer: I'll think about it.
<End Log>

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