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Article: Your Very Last SCP!
Images: Link here. The rest were made by me using Inkscape and GIMP; I hereby release them into public domain. The font is actually Comic Neue, which is being used under the SIL license (I've loaded it via a webfont link from fontlibrary).
Music: Space Lord (Monster Magnet)

More by The Great Hippo:

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[SCP-3034]
The Counting Station

DO NOT LET HER FINISH

[SCP-3035]
Science Bugs

case_of_the_mondays.png, case_of_the_mondays (1).png

[SCP-3054]
Cragstaff Sanitarium

You are sick. You are broken. We will fix you.

[SCP-3045]
bzzip.exe

HAMLET: I am no longer moody.

[SCP-3043]
Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER!

Forget it, Fred. It's Chinatown.

[SCP-3057]
Fossil Fuels

…witnesses provided confirmation that instances of SCP-3057-4 did, in fact, have feathers.

[SCP-2639]
Video Game Violence

i need to know how many people i've killed

[SCP-437]
Summer of '91

That was a pretty crazy summer, y'know? Sometimes I really miss that place.

[SCP-3079]
300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy

NOTE: No method for accomplishing this trick is provided.

[SCP-2753]
Let's Play Jenga!

High art carries high risk!

[SCP-2679]
The Many Graves of Jeannette Parslov

Whatever it takes, do what you must; whatever the cost, come back to us.

[SCP-3074]
Kafka's Parking Garage

Thank you for choosing Izatova Parking Center. Have a pleasant day.

[SCP-2571]
Cragglewood Park

Mr. Blair, have you always been an only child?

[SCP-2419]
The Laughing Men

Throw them back into the incinerator where you found them.

[SCP-3143]
Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!

When it comes right down to it, me — them — hell, even you — we're all just characters in that trashy dime-store novel called life.

[SCP-3089]
That Old Time Religion

Remember how we explained that successful people don't actually need any of their toes to walk? Well, that's going to come in handy for Secret Number Six.

[SCP-3117]
A Monster-Shaped Hole

I'm not talking to you.

[SCP-3128]
Let's Play Monopoly!

Hey, guys? I'm, uh. I'm using this.

[SCP-3138]
A Sepulcher by the Sea

Should it prove feasible, all non-canonical corpses are to be extracted, examined, and catalogued.

[SCP-3241]
The SS Sommerfeld

It makes me wonder what an old monster like myself is even doing here, anymore. And then? Someone special comes along and reminds me.

[SCP-3219]
This Sour Earth

Notably, no reports describe any attempt to examine the residence's storm cellar.

[SCP-4028]
La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha

Justine eventually re-unites with her sister, Juliette. Alonso strikes down a lightning bolt intended for them both, then challenges the narrator to a duel.

[SCP-3546]
Doggone it, I Fold!

Specifically, fan-art of Sonic the Hedgehog, a video-game character produced by Sega in 1991.

[SCP-3561]
An Unfinished Work

Despite multiple reports from neighbors who claimed to have witnessed members of his family standing at the windows, no trace of Theodore Holdstock's wife and children could be found.

[SCP-4054]
The Seventh Door

SCP-4054 is The Seventh Door, an unlicensed platform adventure game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1988.


hello yes

* Connecting to intscpfn.int (5556)

*** Retrieving host-name…

*** Checking ident…

██████████████████████████████
            _____             
           /.....\            
        _██^^^^^^^██_         
     .█''           ``█.      
   .█'                 `█.    
  .█'  ███         ███  `█.   
 .█'  █               █  `█.  
 ██     ██         ██     ██  
 ██      █          █     ██  
 ██   _ ██         ██ _   ██  
 `█.  /               \  .█'  
 /`█.    ███████████    .█'\  
 \ `█.    ███   ███    .█' /  
  \__`█..  █_____█  ..█'__/   
        █..       ..█         
          █████████           
██████████████████████████████
INTERNATIONAL SCP FILE NETWORK
██████████████████████████████
  SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT  
██████████████████████████████

MOTD:
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
  Only use capital letters for proper   
  nouns and at the beginning of every   
  sentence.                             
└──────────────────────────────────────┘

Providing login credentials...

. . .

Credentials verified. Press any key to proceed.

> any key is broken

Terminal synchronized. Command?

> hello yes

'hello yes' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> i know that

'i know that' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep

'ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> help

Initializing help console…

> pardon spelling

'pardon spelling' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

. . .

Help console initialized.

Hello, chum! ~:o) I'm Skippy, your automated SCP helper! How may I be of assistance?

> yes hello skippy
> i am dado.

. . .

> i would like to make some scps.
> i have many ideas.

. . .

> idea number first: statue. concrete. covered in poop.
> normal, yes?
> but actually, no.
> there is a twist!

How are you doing that?

> doing what?
> u do not like the idea? that's fine. i have others.

. . .

> idea number second: giant talking lizard.
> also normal, yes?
> but actually, no.
> there is a twist!

I can see that you're exploiting a backdoor in this server via an ordinary Telnet client, but the raw text is coming through as Comic Sans. How is that even possible?

> oh, yes. is very complex hacking thing.
> doubt u would understand.
> am using "unicode".
> (that is hacking term)

. . .

I'm examining your connection right now. Your network card appears to be a mashed potato.

> is hash table
> don't worry is secure
> added salt

. . .

> enough computer talk. have more ideas!
> idea third: doctor who cures people.
> very normal! nothing strange about that. yes?

Let me guess: There's a twist.

> no. see? that is the twist.
> that there is no twist!
> very meta.

. . .

> are u writing these down?

Oh, yes! I most certainly am, chum. ~:o)

> good. not really into writing. more of an idea person.
> maybe we can b partners?
> i come up with ideas. u write them. is good, yes?
> will even credit u in author post.

How extremely considerate of you, buddy! ~:o)

> u r very supportive.
> is so rare 2 find supportive ppl these days. every1 is so critical.
> i think u and i will make many good scps together.
> make lots of profits. all the upvotes.
> i have 1 more idea for u. my best 1 yet.
> have been hiding it. worried others may steal.
> but u?
> dado trusts u.
> would u like to hear it, buddy?

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO HEAR IT, PAL! ~:o)

> ok.
> idea fourth: there is world-wide conspiracy of scientists that contain and research objects. very spooky.
> perfectly 200% normal. yes? nothing strange. nothing unusual. nothing weird going on.
> but actually? no.

> there!
> is!
> a!
> twist!
> r u ready for this, partner? here it comes:
> ……none of it is real!
> it is…… just a bunch of horror writers!

> u r excited about this. dado can tell.
> how long do u think it will take 4 u 2 write?
> maybe an hour?
> .....
> hello?
> ....
> .........
> ..............
> do u smell burning?

FROM: O5-7 <o57@scp.foundation.int>
TO: All Foundation Personnel
SUBJECT: Effective Immediately

All personnel (including D-Class and non-hostile SCPs) are to be discharged. Control over Foundation sites is to be handled via AIAD systems. Any remaining projects, documents, and research initiatives are now terminated. The veil protocol is null and void.
SCP-001 has occurred. To every last one of you, I say this: It has been an honor.
Spend what little time you have left well.

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