[US] sodacola: aight I'm on lol.
[US] mjrbummer: cool
[US] mjrbummer: joining in a minute. be sure to join a relatively empty lobby so we can 1v1
[US] sodacola: dude
[US] sodacola: get in here LMFAO
[US] sodacola: I think theres like a bot that just isnt working on the server
[US] mjrbummer: i thought we wanted to play without bots
[US] sodacola: trust me just join
[US] mjrbummer: uh aight man

user MJRBUMMER connected to CENTRALIA HEIGHTS US at 5:44am

ACTIVE PLAYERS
thep0dm4ng - 33ms
sodacola - 46ms
mjrbummer - 24ms

[N/A] thep0dm4ng: i am
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: i am the STALLION
[US] sodacola: yes you are
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: i am the fucking STALLION, MANG!!
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: you crazy son of a bitch goddamn motherfucker do you know who youre fucking with?? :D
[US] mjrbummer: ???
[US] sodacola: hes been doing this since i got on
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the STALLION mang, youre fucking with the GODDAMN STALLION, MANG!! :D
[US] sodacola: just
[US] sodacola: just talking about being "the stallion"
[US] sodacola: over and over
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: RUNNING THROUGH THE MEADOW
[US] sodacola: jumping in a corner and shooting a wall
[US] mjrbummer: shoot him
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: WHO ARE YOU DEANER?
[US] sodacola: im scared
[US] sodacola: look at how many fucking kills he has
[US] mjrbummer: jesus christ
[US] mjrbummer: p0d how long have you been on for
[US] sodacola: >inb4 "i am the stallion mang"
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the STALLION mang!! :D
[US] sodacola: maybe hes afk and he just has like a script that does this shit??
[US] mjrbummer: hit him with your crowbar
[US] sodacola: you do it
[US] mjrbummer: ok
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED mjrbummer!!===
[US] sodacola: jesus fucking christ
*DEAD*[US] mjrbummer: that was INSTANT
[US] sodacola: hes back to jumping and shooting the corner again
[US] mjrbummer: yeah
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: im the fucking STALLION, mang!! :D
[US] sodacola: lemme try
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: prancing stallion, over hillside!! :D
[US] mjrbummer: i dont think those are binds
[US] mjrbummer: hes pausing before he sends chats
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: goddamn piece of shit!! :D
[US] mjrbummer: ahaha guess what hes doing now
[US] sodacola: jumping in the corner and shooting the wall? how does he still even have ammo
[US] mjrbummer: he was tea bagging you but now hes in the corner jumping and shooting the wall again lol
[US] sodacola: fuck this
[US] sodacola: im getting the crossbow and just headshotting him
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: you crazy son of the bitch im the STALLION…MANG!! :D
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[US] sodacola: how.
[US] mjrbummer: to be completely fair
[US] mjrbummer: you completely laid out your plan in chat
[US] mjrbummer: btw he left the corner
[US] mjrbummer: no clue where he went
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[US] mjrbummer: lol
*DEAD* [US] sodacola: he literally cant be a bot
[US] sodacola: he knew exactly when i was going to pull the trigger
[US] sodacola: he is playing mind games with me
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the STALLION, MANG!! :D
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
*DEAD* [US] sodacola: are you fucking serious i barely got out of spawn
[US] sodacola: its a real 1v1 now istg
[US] mjrbummer: lmfao good luck mang
[US] mjrbummer: man*
[US] mjrbummer: sorry hes getting to me
[US] mjrbummer: hes on the move fr like hes just running circles around me literally
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: :D
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
*DEAD*[US] sodacola: FUCK
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the STALLION!! :D
[US] mjrbummer: i suggest you stop fucking with the stallion, mang
[US] mjrbummer: that time it was on purpose B)
[US] sodacola: shut the fuck up
[US] sodacola: this guy
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
*DEAD* [US] sodacola: FUCKK
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking…with the STALLION…..MANG!! :D
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
*DEAD*[US] sodacola: its gotten to that point im officially calling hackusations
[US] sodacola: how can you be this fucking good with the tau cannon
===mjrbummer totally FRAGGED thep0dm4ng!!===
[US] sodacola: HOW??
[US] mjrbummer: honestly i think he knows how mad hes making you
[US] mjrbummer: i think he just let me kill him to piss you off
[US] sodacola: if thats it
[US] sodacola: its fucking working
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the STALLION, mang!! :D
*DEAD* [US] sodacola: trying one more time
===thep0dm4ng totally FRAGGED sodacola!!===
*DEAD* [US] sodacola: i quit
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: :D

user SODACOLA disconnected from CENTRALIA HEIGHTS US at 06:03am

[US] mjrbummer: well played man
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: he fucked with the STALLION, MANG!! :D
[US] mjrbummer: alright he wants me to leave too
[US] mjrbummer: add me on steam youre p funny
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: o/ :D

user MJRBUMMER disconnected from CENTRALIA HEIGHTS US at 06:05am

[N/A] thep0dm4ng: you crazy son of a bitch
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: goddamn motherfucker
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: do you know who youre fucking with?
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the stallion mang
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the goddamn stallion
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: mang
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: youre fucking with the stallion mang
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: goddamn piece of shit
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: on my dick you should sit
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: do you know who youre fucking with?
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: prancing stallion over hillside
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: prancing on the grass
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: im the fucking stallion mang
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: the stallion
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: im the fucking
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: THE STALLION
[N/A] thep0dm4ng: :D