뭉냥뭉냥 @moongnyangmoongnyang · Apr 3

북쪽에서 큰 폭발음이 들렸는데. 뭔 일 났는지 아는 사람?

Translated from Korean to English
Just heard a big explosion from up north. Does anyone know what happened?

NASA @NASA · Apr 3

Our satellites above Asia are currently offline. We are trying to solve this problem as soon as possible.

Washington Post

Democracy Dies in Darkness

Washington
April 3rd, 2013

NORTH KOREA HAS DISAPPEARED

Military experts call on the United States to move to full nuclear readiness

The New York Times.

All the news that's fit to print

NORTH KOREA'S DISASTER IS AN "ACT OF NATURE", SAYS UN

The UN Peacekeepers along with the South Korean army have been dispatched to look for survivors.

Fox News

foxnews.com

Harold Camping Claims North Korea's Disappearance is a Sign of Judgement Day

NPR

World News

Pope Francis Claims that the Loss of North Korea Does not Have a Religious Meaning

The Sun

Scientist Says that the Destruction of North Korea was 'Due to Aliens'

DailyNews @DailyNewsTwit · Apr 5

Pope Francis holds a mass at St. Peter's Square to remember all of the victims in North Korea.

truecodder @zach6969 · Apr 5

@DailyNews damn im sorry this is happening ):
my condolences to all the victims of piongang
#SaveNorthKorea #✊🇰🇵

Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 6

Il governo italiano sostiene che l'incidente della Corea del Nord sia una "distrazione" dalla crisi dei rifugiati siriani (1/2)

Translated from Italian to English
The Italian Government claims that the North Korea Incident is a "distraction" from the Syrian refugee crisis (1/2)

Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 6

Il Ministro degli Interni ha dichiarato: "Siamo molto dispiaciuti per la Corea del Nord, ma cosa volete che facciamo, disesplodere il paese?" (2/2)

Translated from Italian to English
The Minister of Interior stated, "We are very sorry for North Korea, but what do you want us to do, unexplode the country?" (2/2)

Washington Post

Democracy Dies in Darkness

Washington
April 7th, 2013

PROTESTS BREAK OUT GLOBALLY

People want to know, could they be next?

War on the Rocks.

National security.
For insiders. By insiders

The Disappearance of North Korea is due to an "Australian Superweapon", According to the Defense Think Tank NCD

The New York Times.

All the news that's fit to print

GRAND OCCULT CONSPIRACY?

An alleged document leak from the Japanese Diet seemingly indicates a massive supernatural conspiracy behind the disappearance of North Korea.

stuff

stuff.co.nz

"Formation of a Quantum Singularity May Be the Cause for North Korea to Disappear" Claims a Scientist

Reuters

April 8th

The United Nations Blames the Mysterious "SCP Foundation" Mentioned in the Diet Leak for the Loss of North Korea

Press Release from the United Nations' Global Occult Coalition on the North Korea Event

Washington Post

Democracy Dies in Darkness

Washington
April 9th, 2013

Magic and the Paranormal are Real, According to the United Nations

WSJ.

The Wall Street Journal Magazine

S&P 500 Down 15% Amid Concerns Over the North Korea Incident

Announcement From the SCP Foundation on the North Korean Event

NPR

World News

The Disappearance of North Korea Could Have Happened to the Entire World, Claims the SCP Foundation

The New York Times.

All the news that's fit to print

The Paranormal Papers

The Cuban government releases wide swathes of documents relating to what they call "The Anomalous World".

theguardian

guardian.co.uk

GENOCIDE UNDER OUR NOSES?

The Cuban documents indicate a program of unlawful imprisonment and genocide against magical beings conducted by the United States and the European Union.

C▪SPAN
Created by cable in 1979
Watch: Emergency Meeting of the US House of Representatives About the Revelation of the Pentagram

theguardian

guardian.co.uk

MKULTRA 2.0?

The Cuban documents allege mass brainwashing of the population via mind wiping "Amnestic" drugs.

Reuters

April 21st

The Global Occult Coalition Starts to Declassify Documents "In Show of Good Faith"

The New York Times.

All the news that's fit to print

A Look Into The Magical World of the Wanderer's Library

Jacobin

Protests Break Out Outside of the SCP Foundation's Sites

Financial Times

What does the Revelation of the Occult Mean for Obama's Second Term?

The Hill

thehill.com

The FBI's Secret "Men in Black" Program

Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 23

Il Ministro degli Interni si dimette a seguito dei suoi commenti espressi sulla Corea del Nord

Translated from Italian to English
The Interior Minister resigns following his statements made about North Korea

NPR

Podcasts/This American life

Hidden Worlds Discovered, Three Portlands and Backdoor SoHo

Reuters

April 29th

Republicans Blame Chinese "Eigenweapon" for North Korea's Disappearance based on a report by NCD, China and CIA Denies

stuff

stuff.co.nz

Secret Interstellar Spaceship Revealed

WSJ.

The Wall Street Journal Magazine

Anderson Robotics Listed on the New York Stock Exchange

Google @Google · May 3

Memetic scrambling update released for Google Chrome. Please update ASAP.

Miami Herald @MiamiHerald · May 4

The Florida government requested people to stop trying to discover Ways after the 18th consecutive incident in a week.

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California
10:42 AM

"Hey Jack, sweetheart, are you okay?"

Jack blinked. His eyes were dry. He was suddenly very aware he needed a glass of water. "Yeah. Just, you know… Twitter," he said. "Have you heard about the Squirrels?"
Barbara was smiling weakly at him, eyes full of concern.
"You gotta stop reading those things, babe."
In the other room, the kids were making a racket. "I got you!" screamed Will, gleefully.
Jack sat down next to Barbara and took her hand. "Yeah," he said. "It's just…"
He turned his face away, to stare at the wall. "I'm worried about the kids," he said.
Barbara squeezed his hand. "I know, honey," she said. "I don't want them to ever meet some… I don't know, demon, who might kidnap them. Or what if they decide to learn some kind of dark magic? Maybe we should be keeping them off YouTube. Or at least keeping more of an eye on what they watch."
"At least we don't have to teach them to Duck and Cover," he said.
She pulled him into a hug. "You're right," she said. She gave him a gentle kiss, on the lips, and smiled.
She reached out her hand to stroke Jack on the cheek and leaned in, conspiratorially. "Hey, if the kids are busy, do you—"
Will and Sabrina burst in, a tangle of limbs and excited babble. "Mum! Dad! Play Space Cowboys & Psions with us!"
Jack and Barbara both winced, but not so the kids could see, and then turned around with big grins.
"Let's do this!" said Jack, springing up from the bed.
"Yay! You can be the Sheriff of the Space Cowboys!" exclaimed Will.
"And I'll be the Queen of the Psions!" replied Barbara in turn, as dramatically as she could.
Jack and Barbara, the new Sheriff and Queen, held their hands as they headed toward the living room, with the kids running ahead. They held their toy laser guns aloft, ready to face with bravery the uncertain future ahead of them, with the knowledge that, all they could do was to live the present as best they could.

Site-19, Undisclosed Location
11:50 AM

"—and now, we have to decide on how to make the new commercials for the European Branches, to improve their public image. The PR Team at Site-34 of the Spanish Branch is making sure that—"
The new Department of Public Relations was abuzz with activity. Junior Researcher Tommy Adams walked past the conference rooms, listening in as he scrolled his news feed on his phone.
"—feedback from social is showing a lot of anti-Foundation sentiment in the 15-30 year old demographic. The new campaign will be targeted through YouTube and social actions in Third World countries. In addition, we could start a Twitter hashtag challenge called 'SCP4u', in which—"
"We're really fucked," thought Tommy, as he walked away down the hall.